>IT WAS JUST A GOOFY ROBOT SPIDER
Monday Night R/A/M Gamethread #4
>queen of bbc Shayna Bazler
Pretty based, ngl.
kek what a fat ass motherfucking gook nigger
>shayna 1st main roster match is a a heel kairi sane
ok..
How does anyone think this company is anything other than endgame WCW?
>"KAIRI IS HUNGRY FOR BBC"
holy shit bros what the fuck is wrong with asuka
based
HUNGRY FOR SHAYNA BASZLER
MAKE THIS A KISS MY FOOT MATCH
Yum
>Yea Forums
You fucked up nigga. Based WWE getting the Kabuki's over with an hour early though so I can stop watching
>KAIRI IS HUNGRY FOR .. CAWK
Why is the crowd so quiet?
Kairi is about to fucking dies bros.....
GEICO is the sponsor of this match because it's going to be a wreck.
STUPID BITCH. SHAYNA HAS TO FUCKING KILL HER.
I just remembered they already had a feud in NXT lmao
>Crowd Chanting: SPEAK ENG-GLISH!
nice
I want to spread Kairis small asscheeks and stretch her anus around my Mexican cock and thrust until her asshole turns purple and cum inside of her coronavirus infested turd cutter
BASED
its Kairi vs Shayna
WHAT STUPID MOVES. CAN'T EVEN DO A FUCKING ELBOW PROPERLY. SHAYNA NEEDS TO BE MORE STIFF.
BASED and insured
Based Kairi smacking her butt to try and roll charm on the dyke
I don't see many interracial lesbian couples involving asians. Do dykes not like Asian pussy?
Based.
Because endgame WCW lost $120 million in 1 year, and WWE was actually more profitable than ever in 2019?
I need lotto number
muh dick
>*Goes over the Democratic Party in your path*
TRANQUILO
Maybe someone should've just destroyed the cage before we ever saw what was inside of it.
WHY CAN'T SHE DO THOSE MOVES FOR REAL. FUCKING BREAK HER FUCKING USELESS LEG FOR FUCK SAKE.
It's a Baszler match, she never gets reaction. Which is why she gets a WM Match
Their pussies go the other way, stimulation isn't as good.
Gays hate niggers and gays.
They are extremely based
2 heels
that's the present.
>Jobs to Sleepy Joe during Super Tuesday in your path
B-bros, n-not again...
womens matches tonight arent going over with this crowd
I meant asians. I’m too tired to be posting gn famalams
HARDER FOR FUCK SAKE. CRIPPLE HER FOR REAL
When was the last time Kairi hit her elbow during one of her own matches?
Kairibros... we got too cocky
>thread comes to life for Asuka and Kairi
>will die after their match
BASED
>yeeeeeeeer
Where the fuck are they this week and do you burgers hate the specific mutts that do this?
>roll charm
Butt smacking is a common taunt in Japanese anime
DUDES SHAYNA GOT BACK
god this is making me hard
BOTCH
Holy shit the crowd is actually chanting for Nyla Rose! Wtf e-chads? How could this happen?
Crowd is not interested in Shayna's "slow" "methodical" pace at all
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LET SHAYNA FUCKING KILL HER FOR FUCK SAKE. LET HER MMA HER TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
Why is Becky dressed like fucking Big Bird
BREAK HER FOOT
>Baszler injures Kairi
>Asuka becomes super angry and tries to attack Shayna, but she escapes
>Asuka enters the elimination chamber wanting to avenge her friend more than winning a title shot
>Asuka fights valiantly, but ultimately loses and fails Kairi
I hope they do something like this
LEAVE KAIRI'S FEET ALONE YOU UGLY CHINESE BITCH
cringe becko is oddly based. fuck that man shit
>le conor mcgregor cosplay
Why is Becky dressing like a Jersey Thot?
>Sane nearly got her
>1 count
kek
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>becky no dimes comes out
RUINED
becky is doing the hollywood gimmick already?
Based Becky saving this match.
Holy shit lol this crowd doesn't give a FUCK about the women not even Becky
BECKY SHOULD HATE HER TOO. STUPID WRITERS FORGOT THEIR OWN STORY. HAVE BECKY ALSO FUCK THAT WHORE UP.
New york
oh my god just let them finish the freaking match without Becky
The first time Becky sees Shayna in person after Shayna tried to rip her spine out with her teeth she comes out in a fur coat and acts smug?
Time to change the channel
Becky is so fucking cringe
They were chanting for Ronda a few minutes ago
Being cringe was her old gimmick
Becky looking kino
becky is lookin pretty sex
STUPID FUCKERS. JUST LET SHAYNA KILL HER. ONE CONCUSSION WOULD BE ENOUGH
What's the kayfabe explaination for someone's entrance music being allowed to play during an official match?
Bump
Shayna wrestles the most simple of styles and she still sucks, how?
Really nigga?
>Wrestler interrupts a match
>totally unexpected
>that's why their music and graphics were queued up
Lexi finally gave us the good-good!
The WWE is so fucking cringe. I cant stand this anymore
I thought Becky was angry at Shayna
>asuka and kairi getting the shit kicked out of them
Well user judging from the last few months you may get your wish come true.
I've been half watching and man this RAW seems really bad. Ricochet jobs, toy spiders and now this boring no heat women's match.
>*gets buried in a 20-on-1 handicap match at the Democratic Super Primaries after an Authority screwjob*
>*cashes in his Write-Ins at the Podium contract on Trump after he spends 15 minutes squashing Biden for an all-time feel good moment*
BASED
WHY AREN'T BOTH FUCKING HER UP. SHAYNA AND BECKY BOTH HATE THAT BITCH. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE THERE.
Who else shut the shit off when you realized becky would be on commentary
Soundguy sitting behind the stage doesn't want to get suplexed
This is almost a decent photoshop
>they're perfect
>Charles is allowed to concuss Kairi for literally no reason
>Shayna can't break her arm for some heat
And yet you’ll keep watching the shit
Very deep and profound if you think about it
THEY STILL DOING THIS MATCH
THOSE CHOPS ARE FUCKING STUPID. THAT BITCH CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. FUCKING BREAK HER NECK SHAYNA.
turn your capslock off nigger this isn't the subway.
Based Major Brothers getting that spotlight on the next Miz and Mrs
>Becky on commentary
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO
The production team is under instruction to hit a theme when a wrestler tells them to. It's the same how wrestlers always get a mic when asking for one.
Becky burying the absolute fuck out of her own promo the last few weeks
Should of heard them. Hoopin and hollerin for Nyla.
Shayna is complete shit
Those aren't her cloven hooves
GET THIS SKANK OFF MY STREAM
>Shayna puts kairi over ten times more than charles and becky
becky cringe gimmick is kinda cute ngl
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT BITCH. IF SHE DIES NO ONE WILL CARE. JUST FUCKING END HER NOW SHAYNA.
Too busy playing WMMA 5 and TEW 2016 to pay attention to Becky's commentary...
The fuck is wrong with Wonka Lynch?
I actually dont. I just post in the thread and ignore the actual show.
I was wondering what happened with Becko's heel conversion.
wow becky sounds legitimately drunk and retarded at the same time.
>Ric Flair's daughter please understand. But don't call her Ric Flair's daughter
>gutwrench
I popped
I love becky
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING?
WHO WAS THE STUPID IDIOT WHO SAID THIS SHIT HAD TO LAST THIS LONG. JUST FUCKING KILL HER ALREADY. THE CROWD FUCKING KNOWS THAT BITCH IS A STUPID WHORE.
Shayna's pace is just a complete crowd killer
Why are they doing a heel vs heel match
"the mong" becky lynch
Shayna may be an uggo like Charles but she's no self-mark and tries to put over her opponents even when booked as unbeatable
cringe as fuck
i'm off to get some donuts
Shayna was /mygirl/ in NXT, you guys can't start liking her now.
Shayna seems like a based person outside of the WWE, the horsememes all seem like unlikeable cunts. Makes sense
It was amazing how her matches would kill the crowds at every Takeover
THE JAP TAPPED
becky "conor" cringe
she really wants to be conor
Guys, I have a feeling Kairi might go over...
FINALLY FOR FUCK SAKE. THAT STUPI BITCH DESERVES IT. SHE FUCKING DESERVES TI FAGGOTS. I HOPE ONE DAY SHE FUCKING GETS BRAIN DAMAGE FOR BEING AN STUPID BITCH. SHE DESERVES THIS PUNISHMENT AND WORSE. I HOPE SHE FUCKS HER UP BAD SOON.
Becky shut the fuck up
why do they call Becky Lynch "the Man"?
See Gorbin that's how shit your Stark faggot shit is
I’ll Foitcha
based dipshit
DALE GAS
Where the fuck did Asuka go
Becky is SO FUCKING ANNOYING
who the fuck is dale gas
>this is boring chant for a kairi match
when and how did Andrade get the belt back?
Never mind.
because she beat the man, stupid
Why was that match so long? Just a drawn out squash.
You don't have to worry about sloth going over here
everyone from nxt loved kairi so it makes sense
Why do smarks like that cringe potato nigger?
>Ay don't have me boots on but I'll fight ye!
god becky shut the fuck up
Dale Gribble's nazi alter ego
a shayna match*
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO
whats your coronavirus stash look like right now?
>Back to spics endlessly feuding with other beaners
bueno
Mexibattle is low key gonna be based
>Dale Gas shirts even though thats not his theme anymore
lol
Remember when Rey Mysterio killed a guy
King Corbin was based ya peasant, what the fuck has Bex done to warrant a crown anyhow?
>Elimination chamber is this sunday
what the fuck
he never lost it
Of all these spics, who has the biggest chance to become the next Eddie?
RANDY
Listen, when Becky coming out gave me a false sense of hope. I got worked, what can I say?
like 350lbs of fat on the inside of mah body
Unironically gonna buy thay dale gas shirt.
garza
that's what I'm looking for
Tfw dunn was right all along... becky's accent is absolutely fucking annoying and she should have never touched the mic
Fuck i already turned off my tv i forgot about the mexicans!!
Mysterio
she's legit a big reason why I stopped watching nxt
Never lost it, just kept if for over a month. Pretty sure vacant should've won it but fuck you for paying attention
I hope all 4 of them die desu
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A MAN
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO
In order:
Garza
Andrade
Humberto
something something rey mysterio
something san diego
too much spanish for one to manage
5150 speaking spanish
something in spanish
booyaka booyaka
nothing. ngl that virus is just all hype. it only really kills really old people
No you're not.
It was suppose to be a slow paced match to show shayna taking kairi's limbs apart. Plus Post concussion kairi wrestles pretty slow
I lurk the thread until the segments with the mexicans, then I watch.
Rey Mysterio is a gangsta. Take this back before he murks you.
Pete Gas younger brother
Why is Summerslam always the worst ppv of the year?
Holy yuck
>cena retiring at summerslam confirmed
Now I will you bitch
why is Lawler talking about Garza's nipples?
LWO return when? If WWE wants dimes to be drawn, they should bring back Latino World Order or something like it so it can attract the Hispanics to watch WWE. Rey still wants to do something like that.
is this woman literally determined to make me cum every week
yeah shayna is a shitter
Greenwich representing
>Beckty acting like a clown despite basically vowing death on Shayna
>heel vs heel match so no one cares
>Becky doesn't care either so why is this even happening
>Asuka doesn't do shit even after Shayna pulls her back in to beat her up
>Asuka, Shayna and Becky somehow do not touch or interact despite both leaving in like 60 seconds for the next match
Did Heyman get fired already? None of this makes any sense
>Bukkaki Warriors gone
>thread dies
like clockwork
I like how they just bring up all the mexicans and pit themselves against each other
BASED GRANNY FUCKER
based Garza not denying the fatties and barbs
No you won't.
ONE MORE MATCH, JOHN. OOOOOO AAAAAAAA
Did you not see the fucking spider? Vince is back in the drivers seat
>Beckty acting like a clown despite basically vowing death on Shayna
>Becky doesn't care either so why is this even happening
Vince just realized Connor is fighting again and is trying to milk the irish money
how should i map the left and right triggers on the snes if i'm playing with a keyboard
>this match
so the wall isn't finished yet, is it, yanks?
How's this raw?
so you telling me /woo/tists autistic asses only watch for their ugly bugs? who could've guessed!
the fucking spider, i still can't get over it
Spider
It's got the smarks seething.
keep seething, I love it maggle!
It was decent until the spider and then it was downhill from there
Unwatchable trash
They need to put up some vignettes for Humberto and Garza so the audiences can get to know them
Whatever happened with Del Rio?
Goblina Vega is dressed like she sells daddydom photo sets on onlyfans
A FUCKING TOY SPIDER/10
Kek nice progression
He listened to Paige.
he stuck his dick in crazy and never recovered
Looked stacked on paper but has turned out to be a dumpster fire
You’ll still watch it just because
After getting both strains of the flu this past flu season, I don't want yet another one. I don't think it'll be as bad as the stronger strain this season, that shit knocked me on my ass for a week.
This match cant save this show but Im fucking into this if only there wasnt ad breaks
based spots
Got fired because he wouldn't stop making refried beans and rice in the locker room
thisisboring/10, legit chants at Kairi
Tried to make his own lucha company and failed miserably
I dont watch it.
A combination of getting involved with Paige and not having a bunch of other beaners to feud with endlessly
Based Sex Ferguson
this, it's probably the most hyped for raw I've been in months and then they took out Asuka and everything else was an extreme disappointment
>2 steel cage matches
>will still lose to AEW in the ratings
kek
Nice lying.
>2 cage matches on the same normal next show
HOTSHOTTING
Why does Zelina have to ruin the synergy by wear pink and not blue?
Then how do you know it's unwatchable trash?
Who wants to get Beth Phoenix is going to eat an RKO tonight?
please...
You think Vince makes them all travel together?
This match is pretty based
This, the writing is on the wall for the xfl province abandoned ship and is back shitting up everything.
women are stupid
Smol looks slutty as hell and I love it.
Why does she have to ruin the synergy by not being completely naked and doing handstands at ringside?
Bet
Goldberg vs roman reigns is actually dimes. Can't wait.
I can't stop farting
Because its WWE RAW
You know you're absolutely right she should take her top off at least.
When Randy beats the shit out of Adam Copeland's wife tonight, will he bring back the punt kick?
mexikino
if dubs the match ends with a spear vs spear KO draw
What else do you do when you "watch" this because there's no way in hell you only shitpost and watch this garbage
I'm patiently waiting for Christian to get involved.
Please! I can only hope....
Only if it's to punt her cunt.
yikes
Should've started it in the womeme match to make the weebs seethe
2 words: dude. weed.
KWAB
Playing WMMA 5 and TEW
Such a great hive five, den the baws comes in, and she wants swone two
playing yakuza
book her debut
Better Call Saul and sports.
MIZ AND MORRISON
HEY HEY
HO HO
Is there only one Chamber match sunday?
gangbang with my Yea Forumsbros
>playing Sega games past 2000
Cringe
Me cumming on her face while I take a haughty drag of my grape vape.
one tag and one women. Sheamus declared himself into one that doesn't exist right now
usually playing a game or cooking or doing fucking anything. also weed
>mocking Eddie
Based
>what was that Vince?
>EVERYBODY ADD A FLIP PILEDRIVER TO THEIR MOVESET GODDAMIT
>THANK YOU CHARLOTTE
I game and do low weight high rep lifting like bobbo and lio taught me
i just leave it on as background while i work or dick around playing Paradox games, mostly.
>20 minutes left
ROWAN AND THE SPIDEY AREN'T DONE YET, BABY
That match was based
Are these decent/subtle wrestling shirts to wear in public?
NEW
>playing computer games
grow up
>not playing the Yakuza series
It's like you hate fun.
BASED SPIC WAR
yeah
This, yaluza is based.
No, because they have words on them and worse they have names.
kek
Not that user, but i really want to play them soon. My ps2 is modded, so imma start from the beginning
Fuck any games made by Sega past 2000. I’m sick and tired of manchildren funding that zombie of a company
I always start with the latest and work back.
>wearing shirts from jobbers
better hope no one understand them
I have one coworker who watches wrestling (AEW and NXT). He wears pentagon, so he'd think it'd be based if anything. I talk to japanese customers about wrestling too.
well sucks to be you not enjoying 20 years of good games.
They aren’t good, all Sega’s ever produced in the last 20 years is Sonic and anime games.