/cric/ - Ashes day 4

those posh looking cunts

Yeah, feel chuffed whenever I see one.

Why is there a snail on her floor?

dear boro, been nostalgia tripping a lot the past few days with blink 182.

ITS ALRIGHT
TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK
ABOUT ME
I WONT TRY
TO ARGUE
OR HOLD IT
AGAINST YOU

>56/3
we've got this /aus/bros

I have been watching a youtube channel with a guy who cruises the english canal system on his houseboat lately, its the most relaxing shit ever. it's called "cruising the cut".

Who /polcric/ here?

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obese

could smith please just fuck off gottem gone

>fucking bees everywhere

yikes

Sure do la

really missing anderson this match

cheater shouldn't be batting anyway

lmao smith is too much

How did Smoth manage to transition from primarily a spin bowler to the 2nd best batsman of all time?

FUCKING based

SOME GIRLS TRY TOO HARD
SOME GIRLS TRY TOO HARD TO IMPRESS
WITH THE WAY THAT THEY DRESS
WITH THOSE THINGS ON THEIR CHESTS
AND THE THINGS THEY SUGGEST TO ME

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Why don't players deliberately kick wide balls? You can't be caught out and there's no LBW issue, essentially free runs

question is why would you want all that land populated by even worse people
i understand the kashmir bit though

Thinking Athers is seething
Thinking Nasser is a fanboy

LET'S GO, DON'T WAIT, THIS NIGHT'S ALMOST OVER
HONEST, LET'S MAKE THIS NIGHT LAST FOREVER

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>England have a bunch of sawdust on the field
>Literally made by using sandpaper
Isn't this sort of sledging against the spirit of the game?

Fag

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What a mental midget, you've actually got her on the back foot after that opener

petite > thicc
talking about cricket stumps btw

yeah ofc but the poms are just shit cunts

you might only get one run from that hitting of a wide anyway so why bother moving?

>poms already stopped booing
why are they so weak and cowardly?

absolute fucking banger. A proper classic.

big fan of pic related

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wish we had prime binga right now lads

Sounds comfy.

Seen this?
twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1157287700405346304
Top kek. Must be a few years old though.

it's a door stopper, so if the door is opened too far the handle/knob won't smash into the wall and leave a hole

We don't. That's why we didn't merge east pakistan into india when we liberated it

That brown commentator lady has a lovely maroon bra on.

not drunk yet

Probably just not drunk yet, it's only half eleven here.

too early la, wait a few

then why the map pal

welp my dick just exploded
thanks /cric/

England's braves Isa Guha and Nasser Hussain on comms

I only watch Test cricket, and only watch it when there's somebody with a +50 average at the crease

always prefer to fug a woman with her bra on. pretty nasty ripping it off or just pulling it down revealing the hard nips as you both climax and getting a face full of them

She also has the voice of an angel.

don't watch englel bat then yea

fokn

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i mean thats literally the use for "braves" as a noun, referring to native indian warriors

this. who is she?

It's a meme hindurashtra map

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Please don't remind me, put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me, I wish that this would end
And I am not fine, last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine, why can't we just pretend?

someone will call you low t for this but im inclined to agree. the girl i've been seeing is really petite and only like 150cm. proper IMAGE tier

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What channel is this on lads?

watchin the telly

he caught the tism m8

she'll be anything but lovely when she hits 40

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drop the terrorist
drop bankrupt
drop the bearded mong
drop lyon

replace with darcy short
and whoever else because it will be an instant improvement

9gem HD
should be channel 95 on your tv. in perth anyway, or 9now.com.au/live/gem

dave +1

9gem

Cheers lads

i really like the shape of india's coastline on a map but it's just pure border gore everywhere along the north

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Gonna take an lsd on boxing day

>keep Paine
no thanks

Nine. If it's not on the main channel try adding a 0 after it.

such an autistic post

>drop lyon
you fucking retarded mate?

I live on the coast ama

They need us back to draw some nice straight lines on a map for them

>replace with darcy short
this. need more aboriginal representation in the team

cricfree

Any stream? I don’t have free to air

Bring in Zampa

>TFW no HD Gem on Fox

business idea: justin marshall cricky commentary where he says boomfa for 6s and clean bowled wickets

>Passes through instantly
England need to be banned for their CHEATING.

which bearded mong? Wade or Warner?

cricfree ws/sky-sports-cricket-live-stream-2

NEED to have all the perth lads meet up at the day night test against new zealand this summer.

yeah it's fucked, i had to watch on tv in another room where there's no foxtel kek

cause youre closer to the ocean do you shit there or trek it to the river?

yeah I've got a stream for you
*unzips*

>cricket starts
>fatguts stops posting
every time

dizzy.cricflix.eu:8081/live/cricket/playlist.m3u8
^no popups

get fucked
yeah goa isnt it
straight lines are not the answer to border gore
it should be a mixture of rivers and mountains plus ethnic borders, with population transfers to adjust if necessary

9now.com.au/live/gem
just need to make a (free) account

Want him to stop breathing

Wouldn't have gone through easily if the ring was virgin

both

yea

perhaps because i'm watching intently you mong

I can't be fucked getting it working so I'm putting up with the eye cancer

Based

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his heart will give up soon lad, its just a waiting game.

New rule: if you ask for the ball to be changed but the umpires find it doesn't need to be, you lose a review. If you have no reviews left you can't ask for the ball to be changed.

Give us a new ball you fucks
That ring is bigger than the one from yesterday
It's all rigged

the autist has made his average again lads
everything from now on is cream

asking for the ball to be changed when its deemed fine by the umpire is tantamount to actual ball tampering. you are LITERALLY trying to cheat the umpires into giving you a different ball. disgusting english cunts

inb4 rain stopped play

Casual here

Can some explain what strike rate means?

literally nothing wrong with the ball stop throwing a tanty

got worked up last month mate
bloodwork, EKG, etc.
all within normal limits.

nothing more based than a low boundary muscular innings with a 60+ SR. not sure how many smoth has hit but I feel like it was only 3 or 4 so far, absolutely elite.

>Batting strike rate (s/r) is defined for a batsman as the average number of runs scored per 100 balls faced. The higher the strike rate, the more effective a batsman is at scoring quickly. In Test cricket, a batsman's strike rate is of secondary relevance to his ability to score runs without getting out.

bit worried with all these mass shootings happening
thinking we might lose our rights and guns soon

An average for runs per 100 balls faced.

100 x (runs scored/deliveries faced)

number of girls i ask out/number of dates i go on

its dire lad

>only lead by 70
>all this crowing

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so so SO fucking true. literally a modern day bradman scoring all his runs with 2s and 3s

LADS they've brought out the black man

cricket is a notoriously socialist sport with worker's strikes occurring multiple times per match

170 when you remove your cheat runs.

reckon these cheating english cunts will try to pass off archer as anderson and get him to bowl a few deliveries

BASED

>bee on Head's helmet
why do euro-bees do this shit? Australian bees are way more timid

you've got one good bowler lad and he's into his 6th over of the spell

now that i've said that fucking Moeen will get a wicket

>tfw broad is balding and still a literal 10/10

Thanks meight

Andy BTFO

naseethe

no one cares the crickets on

have a taste for oatmeal for breakfast lads
don't have any though

it's a bee eat bee world there

disgraceful cheats

reckon my testes would struggle to fit through that ring lads

if moeen ali was geordie he'd be called moeen alreet

Atherton fancies Jofra.

What happens if a substitute makes a catch, does it go down on the scorecard in his name, or the subbed off player?

Predict how many runs England will lose by: 269 runs

what is this cunt chattering about
>uhmpiah 'fer 'undreds o years

>IT'S NOT FAIR!! WE NEED THE BALL CHANGED!!!

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Those are big balls

his name, so c sub (archer)

reckon you got a tumor

it says the sub's name but also notes he's a sub

Last 4 digits are how many runs australia wins by

he is allowed to replace the player he is subbed in for

giggled

Grim.

>GIB NEW BALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pathetic

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>that singapore ad

bland just like the country. went there for work an there was shit all to do. grog costs a fucking arm and a leg desu lads.

>anderson injured in the second over of his first spell
>board gets completely overbowled
>no anderson and broad fucked for the rest of the series
>englands only hope is a bowler that was exposed in the world cup and even the fucking BBL
lads...

thinking about lunch lads

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Why wasn't he selected? Literally the best player in the Ireland test

>Australia win by 7036
ok this is epic

VWHOT

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for you

Not even watching the cricket until the ugly cunt is out, TMS shall suffice

Honestly have no idea how I've managed to not be a virgin, but sometimes wonder if life would have been better had I not known how good sex is given how much trouble I have acquiring it.

English just dropped something on the pitch during that break
Smoth saw it
this isnt over, fresh cheating scandal incoming

Imagine shagging an Asian lass and her little sugar puff pussy

Is Australia going for the win or playing it out for a draw?

need to play pooeen for diversity points

how was Archer exposed in the world cup. I think his last couple matches were all good?

love moeen's pies

its the best honestly. cannot understand people who don't have yellow fever

the win mate. might change if smith is out in the next session or so.

bairstow always looks like he's just seen something from silent hill

>nyaa nyaa nyaaaa
Not interested

dont worry about the names and numbers on the the back of the all whites
dont worry about tradition
just go with it
goyim

kek moeen ali is so fucking cooked lads, literally just tossing pies now

beginning to think pooen ali and his shit spin aren't very good lads

need the webm of johnson getting him out w/ a bouncer

What's your preferred number lads?
For me, it's 1

>just go with it
just get on with it is he what he said lad

It is pretty grim. Reckon we need Archer in whiteface Anderson disguise.

grim stuff indeed

because pic related is the result of such unnatural unions

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44 revs though m8

wish cricket presentation was more like this
dailymotion.com/video/xkswky

what's his verdict on the match lads?

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you're probably right. the best sexual experience my brain can rationally understand is wanking while high. otherwise I might be desperately chasing around whatever I can get rather than being pretty chill

69 haha

I see Isa Guha as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman, who, in every single aspect is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet, I can't help wonder what it would be like to plunge balls-deep into her, REPEATEDLY. That's right. Balls-deep. No protection. I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily hard typing this. I want to grab this.... thing.... and that's what Isa is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"...... by the hips and ram in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to. I would ERUPT inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the four walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, gutteral Chewbacca-like roars shattered walls and glass alike around us, the house toppling down as we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

20, my mum's birthday and an aesthetic number in its own right

stole my joke mate

yeah great idea mo lad give em full tosses yeah that's the ticket

British posters being quit nice this evening.
liking the peace lads, not looking forward to the seethealanche when(if) you get a wicket

based
youtube.com/watch?v=XfBZO9W9QDg

Rare to see such a guitar with a maple fretboard.

Who are some genuinely musically talented cricketers (not just guitar strummers)?

0

what's this pasta from? keep seeing it here and /nrl/

slow start desu

based zoomer kid

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mostly just mean for sex and not procreation haha

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solid wasp commentary

9 has really nice angles and lines, I like writing it

t. austist

>its the best honestly. cannot understand people who don't have yellow fever

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52.

Hello where are the wickets

great minds

rest in peace ken-sama

i've got slav fever

he's in a better place now ;_;

15

Life was quite happy when I was a sexless, styleless person who just bumbled around, went to the pub with friends, had a non taxing job.

>its the best honestly. cannot understand people who don't have yellow fever

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Asian slavs are best slavs

did ken-sama die? did he at least die in the land he loved?

Get some more fucking slips in

absolute state of this kids hairline

that's gross

Wish Smith would just fuck off lads.

dated one

ama

Key for England here will be to try and break this partnership. If they let these two keep scoring runs this game will slip away from England. Whereas if they break this partnership Australia will need to have a new batsmen settle at the crease, putting increased pressure on them.

Conversely, Australia will want to keep building this partnerships. Partnerships are key to victory and this is looking solid for them.

what do the ear pieces do?

Going to be bald in his early 20s

Nas is reclaiming her for Hindustan after hours 100%

dawning on me I'm unrionically gonna be a wizard

died in those tsunamis yonks years ago

You didn't find that, like wickets, once the first falls more follow?

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>balding at age 3
the fucking state of anglo hair genes lads

>DAT WALLOP

uzbek, kyrgy or other?

Russian, from the island above Japan

in your maiden's balls

>ahhh now KP.... THAT was a batsman

Who's the best medium pace bowler of all time?

just go to a brothel and relinquish your powers to a hooker lad

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sakhalin? or kurils?

reminder youre getting old

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If Moeen Ali was a Gujarati dish he'd be Moeen Thali

Literally cannot conceive of a reality where I have sex, so I just don't let it bother me and just spend time with the lads or doing my own thing. Quiet the comfy experience if you can avoid being reminded that sex is a thing that most people do regularly.

At what age are Aussies issued their cricket attendance uniform? Why do they all have to dress the same?

McGrath

garfield sobers

Think England need a wicket

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if Moeen Ali could bat or bowl he wouldn't be Moeen Ali

KEK

yikes. tfw losing my hair even

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I was chatting to someone from Sakhalin a little while back, apparently its super gay

too expensive and I know I'll get addicted. don't need any more soul destroying addictions

In the warm up before the game started today, they were wriggling the stumps around making sure they were very loose.

Isn't that... CHEATING after one of the English batsmen survived because the stumps were concreted in?

FUCK i want maccas and i want maccas NOW

>now

where is anderson at?

This heading for a draw?

sakhalin

weird place. it's the second wealthiest place in Russia after Moscow and has a Korean population which is the wealthiest and best educated

some American expats there too working for Exxon etc

its pretty grim. Absolute shitton of snow

Think England need it to rain.

Goosey

why is ketan from bolton an indian fan? are we that grim that our own countrymen abandon us?

pretty shit that the ashes got decided on the first session when anderson got injured

australia gonna win the series pretty easy

Don't do this. Sex without love/passion is meaningless and will make you feel worse

order some

shoulda hit the wicket harder m8

>white "people"

find sex to be really average and a bit of a disappointment after every time. yet i still crave it.

injured

>mfw I realise I've been a neet for almost 10 years

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>match heading for a draw
>comfy banter between brit and ausbros
best grig

denly looks better than mo, should just replace him in the attack

why are all aussies always crying about cheating these days despite being the only team that's been actually caught blatantly cheating

its quite rich with resources
russia fought over it with japan over the space of a century or so

Might want to see a doctor mate.

yeah

seethe

Yeah, she said the same thing about the grimness

Doesn't England have any depth?
Australia lost Warne for a year or two due to his mother and we replaced him pretty easily with based MacGill.

Mark Ealham

doubt it, Australia are scoring quick enough. with the lead they have, provided they don't collapse, they'll have enough of an advantage to put England into bat without worrying about their total being chased on a day 5 wicket

or we could be in for a 2005 series test again

trying to blur the lines
so when their next cheating scandal occurs they'll say everyone does it

Lack of Christian values

it's only ""wealthy"" because of a minority of millionaires involved with mineral extraction
afaik a lot of those far eastern Russian areas used to have massive military bases during the soviet times, then when the union collapsed all the funding ran out and all these poor cunt Russians remained without work or support

Smith won't fuck off

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going to replace have sex with have seethe ladies

Cough lollies are worse than sandpaper.
Deflecting a ball for four overthrows is worse than bowling underarm.

guys how do i get a girl who'll want to dominate me? i'm a big guy so only submissive girls and homos show interest in me

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Because we gave our players bans when they cheated, England gave theirs MBE's

nah archer will turn up

wonder if he was satisified with his "put em up" comment

*smashes a ball for four while running between wickets*

cope

wow!

what is the optimum age to an hero lads?
Also just made a milo with honey, half milk half water to dissolve the honey and it tastes like a warm just natural

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doesn't matter 2bh since we've lost our edgbaston win

it'll probably decide the series

girls are gross

very, and expensive as fuck. cost of living is unironically close to Sydney

yes but the locals are still far wealthier than other Russians. my ex's mum still lived there, was an accountant earning about A$50k. That's a metric shitton in Russia for non-oligarchs

>No climax or anything
Such a boring clip. Waste of an IP ban.

Want to wingman my /cric/ lads, have a successful past helping my terminal autist friend get together with his childhood sweetheart

would love to know this, too. The best for me would be a small submissive girl dominating me.

never, dont leave us dear boro ;_;

She's hot who?

all girls are submissive. not sure about older women though

>poocastle
grim

I don't know about optimal but I'm 25 and don't really see any reason why I would want to live past 35. once my body starts failing things will get real bad

>what is the optimum age to an hero lads?
get a piece of paper and write down your age on it then turn the piece of paper over
the answer to your question is on the other side

acestream link?

yesterday's is showing some other program

>no feminine penis
nigga not watching that shit

Kek

this is such a reddit tier quip mate

Went for the corner shop for the usual sunday haul of unhealthy snacks, but when I got to the till the whole lot only cost £6.08. Genuinely seething at myself for that piss poor effort.

>She

>she

Thought it was very hot, personally.

reckon I might hold myself hostage and demand legal weed

I'm paying like £300/month into my pension and because I work for the government you either pay it all at a % rate or don't at all. Thing is it's tied to retirement age here which is like 68.

Makes me think if it's even worth paying it in.. if I even live that long am I really going to enjoy it much, and whether it's worth me paying all that money that I could be enjoying now.

snew.notabug.io/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/clu577/1000_gmt_england_vs_australia_day_4/
dont see any acestream today

>made one joke post that was a nod to an ongoing joke on cric for the last 18 months not that you'd know you seething freshcunt

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Denly has never bowled a Test wicket.

>yes but the locals are still far wealthier than other Russians
are you sure? Think there's a lot of Russian bogan equivalents there. Maybe it's more Vladivostok and areas around there

this is why i dont contribute beyond the legal minimum to superannuation (our retirement system).

I don't trust the gubermint not to move the goalposts. Preservation age to access it is 60yo atm. Probably be 75 by the time i get to that age

Whoever turns up next at the crease always is allowed far too much time to settle in.

I like prime numbers, don't have a favourite really but those are my favourites

First came onto Yea Forums when the puddi thing happened, don't even want to look up how long ago it was because itll probably make me depressed

based warney in the comm box

better check the rings lads

fresh cunt

there is something very unsettling about nasser

xvideos /video445444/she_is_always_on_top

God I wish that was me

yes im sure

this is anecdotal, but of my gfs high school class, about 75% of families could afford to send their kids to Moscow/Spb for university. in Vladivostok (where her cousins are from), its like 10%

Russian cities outside Moscow/Spb are basically falling apart. That's kind of true with regards to Y-Sakhalinsk, but less so

>SIR WE NEED A NEW BALL!!!!!

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yeah why the fuck are these cunts talking about vladivostok

get in bed. get comfy. watch the cric. simple as.

>Russian cities outside Moscow/Spb are basically falling apart.
Yeah I think that's it. The European ones are doing much better than Asian ones though

reckon i'm not gonna watch until the new ball comes out

GOATven GODth

Definitely. But even the European ones outside those two are fucking grim

you can access it up to 10 years early here but the hit you take is massive. I guess it depends on the state of our state pension by then. At the moment boomers get a full state pension on top of anything else regardless of how much private/other pension they get.

By the time I get there I guess they'll make it a lot shitter or means-tested which would put a lot of pressure against taking your work pension early. By 68 I'll probably have all sorts of health issues which means the money would be useless anyway though. Everyone calls you a retard if you even consider backing out of the pension though.

When the government change it up here they basically move you onto a new scheme, but you still keep all the benefits of your old one for what you paid into it at the time. Effectively you get multiple pensions and you can't pay into the old one anymore.

ex always used to start on top, don't know why

Sakhalin not vladisvostock m8

Will Smith score a century?

the idea of people planning their retirements is so alien to me. I don't plan anything beyond the next 10 minutes

>p-please let us change the ball

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nizhny novgorod is comfy as fuck m8

It doesn't matter England already in survival mode
>jimmy injured
>wood out for the season
>archer still carrying a side strain
>moeen is shot
>broad woakes and stokes are military medium

why don't they just hit the wickets

Will Smith is a Youtuber m8

Smoth lobbing a few for lulz

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based intelligent goldfish

This is a captains knock

inb4 wade comes out and smashes a quick 50 and gets picked in tests 2 and 3

Outside of head and smith, pozzstralia are terrible so it's watchable

Head isn't the captain, mate.

met a girl from Vladivostok on playstation awhile ago and that place seems alright

You can retire by 30-35 if you play your cards right. After that you can NEET out the rest of your life and don't have to bother working

Jesus christ it is not. Nizhny is a dire shithole. I spent 4 days there when that place justifies half of one day at the absolute tops. It's worth seeing the Kremlin and that's literally it.

I even took the cable car across the Volga to Bor. Somehow that place is even more grim.

Kazan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nizhny

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>when the 1 man of your 1 man team isn't out yet

Should be a good game lads.

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Smith should just hog the strike against Denly, Head's getting btfo

Head is a boring cunt.

Been waiting an hour for this cunt to get to 50 so I can go for a shower and a wank

thats why its good that the government forces your employer to do it for you :)

did a good blob with nizhny novgorod in EUIII once

Bet365 doesn't have an app.

Honest question: Who else do you think they're going to pick and why?

r.i.p

warney is unironically a good commentator

Bowler confidence should have seen a bounceback after the first notch. Must be in a real mental rut.

christ hes grim

I'm watching What The Duck and Cricket Diaries episodes instead of this shite. Sehwag is hilarious

Looks like woakes might be injured too, can't work out why he isn't bowling today otherwise.

Harris, and warner or bancroft will drop

FUGGGG :DDD

please just a crumb of wicket I've been so good

we'll lead by 250+ easy

really knows his stuff
and doesn't pussyfoot like nassar and others

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That's Veliky Novgorod you seething fucking casual, not Nizhny

Novgorod translates from Russian as literally 'new city'. Nizhny just means 'lower'

Even the name is grim

>Lead by 100
Poongland are finished

this girl is underage. I can tell because I'm erect

umpires in this game dont have eyes on the front of their head either

Safe to say it'll be a draw?

lmao Nassar SEETHING at that overthrows jibe

freshest of fresh cazs detected

Hot

just wait till he starts talking about pizza

When he talks about cricket he is great.

When he gets laddish and jokes he is a bit shit imo.

>f-f-fine okay we wont win but it'll b-be a draw, r-right?

i've never felt worse right now about being from grimland lads

Warne has always been great when he isnt with Channel 9/Tubbs/Heals/Slats

hmm...

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if head doesn't decide to be shit this partnership could win the ashes

BASED TRAVIS

>woakes injured too

kek we literally don't even having a bowling team anymore, it's just Broad

No it was definitely nizhny novgorod. Maybe it was the province name
eu4.paradoxwikis.com/Nizhny_Novgorod

century inc

Will Smith?

Even when hes talking about the game hes a braintlet. 4 overs ago smith left a ball and then scampered through for a leg bye. Botham commentated about it shouldn't have been a run and warney thought he was talking about getting out lbw from around the wicket

why isn't there an assigned bowling sub and batting sub

really dumb

Same as every comm. Benaud was and still is the best

grim
dire
bleak

>#2 bowler is moeen

im sorry m8

Cunt Warne n Heals is the GOAT combo - you can really sense the dynamic they had together as keeper and bowler.

Well the 'Novgorod Republic' is usually the state that appears in those autism simulators, and that is Veliky Novgorod

What about that time you stole the world cup

did he just kick my ball?

*blocks the ball back to the bowler*
*points the toe of the bat at him*
Is it autism?

smoth century before lunch calling it now

>poocastle
grim

on ya denly mate full tosses are the trick here

mark niggerless is my fav commentator

based Fox Sports Facebook page posting freshie

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

twitter.com/izzywestbury/status/1157964825236049920
so true

based

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>you now remember when ODIs had a 12th man that could be subbed into the game

which year was that mate?

Wonder what the team will be at Lords. Jimmy out, maybe Woakes, Moeen will be dropped for Leach. They'll risk Archer's future for the sale of one game too. Will be an India-tier tail

Oh well there you go I guess you automatically win with an argument like that.

how is this twitchy little fuck so good

for a country with such a high unemployment rate and proud welfare state as england, there sure are a lot of poms being called into work on sunday.

Smith is a prime example that the footwork is really everything when batting, I think it would be great benefit for most batsman to take dance training once a week or something similar, you have to be light and quick on your feet like a ballerina and have the stamina in your legs to keep that up for long periods of time.

Because one of the fundamental aspects of test bowling is exhaustion from bowling too much
if you had subs you could have someone bowl 20 overs, get """injured""" and bring in their replacement

don't seem to remember that, I do remember hitting more boundaries than the other team though

>essentially 3/115
>England batting last on a pitch where shitters like Moeen, Denly and even Root are getting turn

Lyon is going to take 10

nizhny and veliky novgorod are both old russian towns, they're both still around today. veliky means great and nizhny lower/lesser

m8 i literally posted that in this thread, and ive been to both of them

obviously better that an injury basically puts one team at a massive disadvantage all game

>whoever hits the most boundaries wins

Best rule ever tbqph

I miss him.

Summers just are not the same without everyone's cricketing grandpa.

just woke up

we're a bit fucked lads

England are cursed

They will never win a test series until they return their illegitimate world cup

>dickhead

*poms return to the thread*

HEAD'S GONE

OI cunt who fucked up the sub rule again?

GONE
GOT HIM
FUCK OFF

Travid Dead

FUCKOFF
U
C
K
O
F
F

dw lads just head

50 and out man.

classic head

get a 50 and then don't go on with it, notorious for that shit with south australia

I wasn't paying attention to the non cricky conversation and just thought you were saying nizhny novgorod wasn't an old rus kingdom because of the translation of the name, like you thought it was either/or. my bad lad

Australia's just lost their Head

BACK FOOT NO BALL.
HAHAHAHA

BASED WHOOPEE CUSHION

at least it wasnt smith

okay, help me other here m8. how long should i wait before i text a girl again after we went out?

Don't reckon it carried lads. cheating cunts

lads

lads

get this

he's about to HEAD off the pitch!

lol but also a bit mean

GONE
OUT
FUCK O-
oh wait it's not smith I couldn't care less

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SAKE SMITH

As long as you feel like.

>matthew wade
oh no

Love draws
HATE results

Think it might be cheaper to Have Steve Smith, Carey, Lyon and a few kindergarteners from Smith's alma mater than the rest of this joke of a team.

depends on whether or not youve had a conversation after going out, your dynamic, etc. if we're talking complete radio silence then i'll send her a message the next day during early arvo

No it isn't better, it completely ruins the dynamic of the game.
The issue is England shouldn't have chosen someone who could only last four overs lmao, this issue doesn't come up often, and it's on them. It's like when a team doesn't choose a spinner on a gripping track

LOL nice haha

t. Head

Oh I go to brush my teeth and a wicket happens, every fucking time

might have to make a thread addressing the dire situation of no poms being in the ashes threads after trying to call out aussies for doing the same thing on day one

they need to be embarrassed for this

he decided to quit while he was a HEAD !!

Literally nothing left in Nizhny of the old city other than the Kremlin though.

And the stadium they built for the wogball is just sad. It's this magnificent stadium on the bank of the Volga. Nizhny doesn't even have a professional wogball team and it's backdropped against a decaying industrial city

And with that wicket, England have moved a head.

Smith better start thinking about his hundred before he runs out of partners

>when the 1 man of your 1 man team isn't out yet

>Average 27
>best 106 v windies in 2012

Based cucktorians tricking the selectors into picking him ala Bryce Mcgain

Does Smith have the GOAT hand-eye coordination?
He'd even challenge the Don with his stump/golf ball meme.

our gingers strike

has any player ever steve smit?

>No ball
>Didn't carry
>Still gets given out
How are these umpires still allowed to be out there?

haha!

>Lyon

how can that gangley, bald, stringy cunt be such a weapon

has the phenotype of a praying mantis/human hybrid but is so based

Jej keep Tuffers on now
He had the integrity to retire instead of working for paywalled Sky Sports in the UK after channel4 ended coverage. Dermot Reeve was fantastic too on c4 but then the tabloids got him with a cocaine story

did you go there for the world cup? how was it?

any upset aussies might be losing their hEad!!

Dw wados the goat quick 50 man is out there now

Into the tail now.

Okay, we for dinner last night. I'm the guy who was posting about how she didn't respond for like 24 hours to confirm our plans. She seemed like she enjoyed it a lot but we haven't spoken since then. Should I just ask her how her weekends been and then from there work that into our next date? Thank you, bros. I'm not good with this stuff, but I can say confidently that she enjoys my company at least, I just don't know how to progress things etc

What games you been playing lads and ladies?

I was in a bar there talking to a qt Moroccan uni student, seemed like the uni as the only thing going for it

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genuinely love watching smith bat

i keep going back to AoE2 recently
i'm still not even that good at it after 20 years, i just like to make a nice looking town. the dearth in unique units actually makes me miss more modern games

jesus that whole paragraph read like some autistic word salad but yeah lad just fang her a message asing her how her days going etc etc

Yeah I was there for the whole world cup, spent an absolute fortune on it.

World cup itself was magnificent. They were unironically amazing hosts. Nizhny as a city was grim.

Moscow is an amazing city. Highly recommend visiting. So many things to see/do, excellent public transport, 10/10 grills.

England needs all the help they can get.

nervous 90s lads

WoW, bit less to do now that the new patch has been out for a while, so basically just biding my time till Classic. What about you lad?

Imagine coming in at 6 as a specialist batsman and having the guy at the other end protecting you from the strike and starting to smash boundaries before you get out.

based Smith finally realizing he plays with a team of shitters

i am
you are
we are australian

don't get why people say it's ugly. It's pure autism kino

Yeah, I know. I have tons of male friends but I'm just hopelessly autistic with girls.

Just send her a cheeky dick pick to keep her interested.

Yeah I've been to Moscow, loved it. Always wondered how the rest of Russia compares

Isn't Wade shit?

its the boundaries that help us most tbg

I do too, grudgingly. His autism is very endearing

So fucking true. Reckon they're just arseblasted because of how GOAT smith is

Why don't >we have a super autist batsman

yeah look give it a red hot crack but by what youve said shes probably not too keen. but suss it out and send her a message.

Time for quality time with the missus, lads.

See you for the second test.

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Not that much worth seeing outside of Moscow/Spb desu. Only city I'd actually recommend going to is Kazan.

NEW

@94607944
fuck up josh

you've got the discount version (poot)
blame austerity

>new bat facing denly
Great captaincy there Joe

WADEO

god wade is such a chad

normals fear the autistic

10/10 girls, but mentally unhinged.

>matthew wade 400 strike rate

Buttler is like the opposite. Classy and refined to the point of rudeness

cricket 19

Not watching Steve Smith bad over sex.

Unbased

because late 90s/early 00s coaches would've literally coached the autism (skill) out of his batting before he got to test level
the only reason Smith got away with it is because he was seen as a legspinner who could bat a bit for the longest time

Yeah Kazan looks awesome

Nah mate, Wade's goat.

t. Not Matt Wade

They were checking the magnets mate, nothing to see here...

>Indian

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