The best league in the world starts a new season tonight. With a derby nevertheless. The Moor Derby? Who will win it? Will Bruno Fernandes win a trophy in his last game for Sporting before going to Manchester United/Tottenham/Real Madrid/Caralho que o foda, or will Benfica spoil the party?
Other /tugão/ related business: >FC Porto getting ready to play in the Champions qualifiers. Uribe expected to arrive today >Famalicão exposed >Boibisteiros BTFO by literal pedo scum after spamming Yea Forums for ages >Belenenses SAD lost against Sport Azores and Benfica >The Tondela question seems to be solved this year >Choco Frito Victory defeated Green Boavista >The Cocks fucked the Birds
Premier League always feature great teams but poor community. Every time there's a Big 6 game, the crowds are always a bunch of plastic fucks singing reddit songs.
hey tugões is joão felix playing tonight? hahahahaha please export the bet wine you have to us and take all the shitter rejects in return
Oliver Walker
This is a match thread
And your thread is wrong. Porto and Gil Vicente aren't playing today
Aiden Wood
...
Angel Reed
THIS
Noah Collins
BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA BENFICA É MERDA
>black You must be confused, that's Porto with the African Stars team. CALA A BOCA FILHO DA PUTA MANDO O JESUS IR A TUA CASA COMER A TUA MÃE CARALHO
Colton Long
We're just saving ourselves for the proper season to start. Lulling everyone into a false sense of security. Boavista is playing chess and everyone else is playing checkers
We already sent you plenty but I think the proper normal human beings are already fucking their brains out somewhere like Universidade de Coimbra or something. Go out, find yourself someone to have sex, then have sex.
Thomas Hill
A velhota de cabelo pintado é a melhor sem brincar
Lincoln Anderson
>Universidade de Coimbra >Proper human beings Lmao what the fuck
Dominic Brown
HOL UP MOTHERFUCKERS YOU FUCKING MACACOS BETTER RECTIFY THIS RIGHT NOW
Dararararara, yeah yeah Dararararara, yeah yeah Mais um Dararararara, yeah yeah Dararararara, yeah yeah PORQUE NÃO ME CHAMAM A DESGRAÇA DO DILLAZ PRA ME FALAR DE CONAS MAL COMIDAS OU O RUI VELOSO CANTAR A MÚSICA DO FILME
Connor Carter
>3atb Redpilled or bluepilled?
Parker Clark
>we want the morangos com açucar crowd Ok FPF, ok.
Drinking is forbidden. Also: >not being unable to watch this because you travelled 400kms to hold hands in private with the girl you're going to marry and are only now returning home since tomorrow you need to provide society with your labour again
David Robinson
idk but it was a habit for him to chimp out
Adrian Hughes
>leftist
Joshua Cook
The correct term is ''bloquista''
Kevin Wright
fucking bloquistas on my team i swear to god
Wyatt Ross
''O overlap'' get a hold of this faggot commentator
Josiah Russell
Do you prefer our lord and savior Luís Freitas Lobo?
Robert White
>>(You)
Aaron Gonzalez
Taticamente horrível este jogo, fds.
David Price
LFL is iconic, It's just funny to hear these neologisms, let's hope the average Manuel gets it
Lucas Parker
Well at the least he runs fast
Mason Richardson
The absolute state of iron
David Fisher
portubros
where is fernandes going? give me the inside scoop
Brody Nelson
Sadly , Freitas Lobo won't comment Portuguese league matches no more.
Liam Richardson
Casa Pia. Google it.
David Foster
couldn't handle the banter
Tyler Flores
Tottenham Source: fonte segura
Kevin Stewart
United, they just need to agree on the price.
Jace Garcia
>Acunã
Kayden Morales
>4 pra 2 >Xuta pra fora
Lincoln Martinez
Fuck, I missed the tilde.
Blake Gonzalez
>younger generation girls This is the best we have, hell. Fuck plastic food
He sucks and is annoying. He is also a portista
He is a Junior version of LFL but way worse
Kevin Barnes
Foi canto burro do caralho
Parker Green
Nowhere Source: head icescream
Levi Nelson
He's gonna pull a João Moutinho and join Porto
Chase Diaz
jogo de piça lol
Parker Stewart
Unrealistic scenario, he isn't black.
Jordan Miller
Bruno already chimping out
Elijah Howard
Era o Macaco que pagava com o dinheiro da droga?
Alexander Martin
adr pasteleira would beat both 2 0
Grayson Powell
casa pia
source: comet ping pong
Liam Wilson
Mister Monkey Madureira lives within the confines of the law.
>Kaizer: uuuummm... maybe I should play with 6 defenders, remove Dost, put Illori, give the ball to Fernandes and hope he scores a goal
>all those years where Benfica was joked that didnt want portuguese players scoring goals
And it wasnt that far away
Jonathan Russell
we are going to need a webm on that 4th referee
Daniel Carter
Sneaky Bruno tsk tsk
Austin Morales
>sporting playing like a shit lower table team >still getting rekt
sporting é merda lmao
John Wright
>Bruno Fernandes fouls Ruben Dias without the ball >ref gives yellow to both Good to know refs are still shit and mentally retarded
I like how every time Bruno Fernandes shots once, some other player goes "If Bruno can do it, I can do it too!!!" and then the ball goes out of the stadium
Easton Thompson
The only reason Twice isn't literally the perfect group is because Somi was left out.
Evan Hall
Oops, wrong thread
Easton Torres
Bruno vale no minimo 100 milhoes e devia ganhar a bola de ouro desu
With the amount of chinese people here and the girls they have, how much longer until a PTChinese-Pop? Is that, chinese sell everything, girls dancing and swinging their asses like that would sell a lot
It's not just about the music, it's about the aura that surrounds the group. They may not be the most talented, but they're visually appealing and enthralling.
Ian Barnes
>aquela fofinha do Benfica ao lado de uma sportinguista
Ai caralho
Justin Scott
That was a bit gay friendo
Cameron Cox
pic
Kayden Bennett
so is pretty much every other girl group, with the bonus that they're also talented
Tzuyu doesn't currently support any Portuguese team but she's always rooting for the success of Portuguese players in order for us to win the World Cup in the future (preferably without black players)
>Keizer: Bruno, you know what? Go back and start the play. Dont forget to go forward into the box and score... and do all setpieces and shot once in a while Jesus christ. I also want that, for scientific reasons
Jacob Hughes
GOLO CARALHO VOS FODA
Wyatt Lewis
Sborting defence shiting the bed.
Elijah Nguyen
With 5 defenders
Lucas Gutierrez
C I L I N D R A D O
Hudson Wilson
fodasse que brincadeira de golo, puta de raiva
Colton Johnson
Less is more as they say
Ethan Gutierrez
This is getting ugly
Landon Hughes
>znording
Colton Long
Zbording never disapoints
Angel Gonzalez
Menos de 5 é derrota.
Connor Gray
it's another one of those days
time to get ready for another one of those days
Isaiah Murphy
F
Joshua Johnson
another one of those days, another one of those seasons
Jeremiah Morgan
>the taller players dont fucking jump
HAHAHA. Keizer's face is hilarious, he really doesnt know what he is doing And Lage's is just bored. He so used to scoring so many goals that he is losing the fun
she's obviously younger than Sporting's last championship cup, she fully deserved this and fuck her parents for letting her do this to herself.
Mason Reed
like the current generation of kids born after sporting last won the league, the parents didn't know that >we'd have such a drought, we suffer in unison because every year we thought it was our year, never knowing that we would have no leagues in 18 years, you can't blame the parents here, blame the players for being shit
also just please go bruno fernandes, save yourself
Brandon Ramirez
Mão cheia mpts
Angel Morales
Vai haver circo?
Dylan Ross
Posso dormir descansado.
Isaac Ramirez
we hadn't lost this badly to benfica since 1986, my god
Benfica was basically playing Croquet with the sporting players, fuckers should tie their legs together from now on hahahahahahahah
Jordan Smith
Houve patetinganço
Dominic Garcia
>play with a fucking 5 ATB because you're so scared of Benfica >get exposed >switch to 4ATB >get absolutetly btfo'd Sporting was doomed from the beginning
Michael Flores
Benfica didn't even an amazing match. Sporting was just awful. It's gonna be a long season.
Connor Morgan
Hop on the GEESE train while you still can
William Russell
I must say... it feels good to be a Benfica fan right now.
i'm not even mad, i'm just humbled but again, i expected to lose, but nothing this bad
enjoy it guys i guess, atleast i'll never forget 3-0 but how much does that matter now
Josiah Roberts
kill yourselves
Lincoln Flores
If you arent from lisbon and you are supporting a lisbon team you are already a clown yourself
Nathaniel Torres
>father is sportinguista >make kid sportinguista the moment is born >be crucified for life
And she is seems young, young enough to never saw her team to be a champion
Sporting is a team that dont even care for their previous star players. Every time they leave or end their career, they dont exist or bash them to death because they never a league. The only ones they care are Figo(not much but he is useful for this point) and Ronaldo just to show off that they "won" ballon' d'ors Then you see Benfica and Porto and they have a bunch of ex-players working in the club, either they won things or not. And the fans love those old players
Best part is that sportinguistas dont see this an issue, because "muh team stays and players go. muh other sports muh medals muh other titles" when the thing that makes any team big in Portugal, or in europe, is football.
If you are, you shouldnt have said that, because thats what our rivals say every fucking time. This game didnt seemed "amazing" because Lage tactically put all of the pieces right, which is why Keizer didnt know what was going on. Keizer did this with Porto and Benfica last year, but Lage was prepared and was raped. just wait for Benfica-Paços and for the 6+ goals
>caring for the "dude everyone is in Algarve in August let's play a glorified preseason game there lmao" cup That's a yikes from me
Nolan Nguyen
A reminder this is a trophy related to the last season. So the story of "Sporting did best season, because won 2 cups" is officially over since League+1 cup >>>>>>> 2 cups
And because they need to do something with that stadium.
Connor Butler
>the game/cup doesn't matter because we didn't win
every
sporting
game
ever
Hunter Howard
>A reminder this is a trophy related to the last season. No, it isn't. It's the first trophy of the season.
I want to thanks SL benfica for the free 6 points and for allowing us to compete in the champions league next season. I wish them luck in the europa league this and next season
I'm freelancing so yeah, no need to sleep early. >turns Antena 3 on and wake up neighbours singing Carlão's latest hits
Jonathan Foster
quick rundown on jorge jesus' falamengo incursion
Jackson Ward
There's no culture on Brazilian football that managers have time to adapt and to know their teams, so since he got out of Copa do Brasil and lost some games like against Bahia this weekend, he's already being criticized, but since his contract recision clause is like oitchentcha e otcho million euros, Flamengo won't fire him. The current state of Zuca football has both Flamengo and Palmeiras spending the double the money all other teams together are spending, but they aren't achieving as much as expected. Palmeiras recently lost their 1st position in Brasileirão to a much cheaper Santos, and Flamengo is in third place. Fans are still hopeful Flamengo can win Libertadores this season, which I don't think it's unlikely, since their path is not that hard to the finals.
Eli Moore
Farofa e lasanha
Cameron Morris
based explanation
Brandon Ortiz
The best part about the situation is that if Flamengo is eliminated from Libertadores, we could have another Alcochete situation with JJ.
Connor Cook
Another bump
Ethan Lopez
Except this time he ends dying LMAO pro tip: never cross club with curse jews because you will get cursed yourself
Aaron Moore
Too many leagues
Noah Ramirez
for me it's now and always the Sporting of the Birds
Cameron Reyes
do hues in general respect him less because he's portuguese? i read somewhere that flamengo fans were upset when he signed
i don't think we have a negative attitude towards brazilian managers over here
Bentley Long
Brazilians think they know all there's to know about football
Hunter Bennett
Mixed opinions, really. ESPN Brasil pundits honestly believe he's the ultimate savior of football. A misunderstood genius or some shit like that, with many career titles and stuff like that, even though he got those titles with Sporting and Benfica. Some fanatical supporters are not happy with him with some changes he did to the team during the first games, but they're too ignorant to understand that's natural and they always do that whenever ANY manager comes to Flamengo and other big teams. It's almost like the most fervorous supporters are stupid, but who would have guessed that, right? I'm not really impressed by him because after all he lost 11 million euros to Sporting then had to flee to Saudi Arabia after leading his team to a major fuckup. Also, I don't need to remind you Bruno de Carvalho did nothing wrong.
John Ortiz
>Bruno de Carvalho did nothing wrong. Just do like Bruno and get yourself killed in a prison you stupid fuck.
Nathaniel Hernandez
Hi Varandas.
Caleb Davis
Too many fat Americans.
Grayson Anderson
>i don't think we have a negative attitude towards brazilian managers over here in fact we have developed a negative attitude towards any foreign managers
Julian Butler
vasco
Aaron Reed
Fluminense
John Bell
Boavista sold their 18 year old CB prospect Gonçalo Cardoso to West Ham for 3 milliuns.
I'm nothing. I'll always be nothing. I can't want to be something. But I have in me all the dreams of the world. Today I'm defeated, as if I'd learned the truth. Today I'm lucid, as if I were about to die And had no greater kinship with things Than to say farewell, this building and this side of the street becoming A row of train cars, with the whistle for departure Blowing in my head And my nerves jolting and bones creaking as we pull out.
Today I'm bewildered, like a man who wondered and discovered and forgot. Today I'm torn between the loyalty I owe To the outward reality of the Tobacco Shop across the street And to the inward reality of my feeling that everything's a dream. I failed in everything. Since I had no ambition, perhaps I failed in nothing. I left the education I was given, Climbing down from the window at the back of the house. I went to the country with big plans. But all I found was grass and trees, And when there were people they were just like the others. I step back from the window and sit in a chair. What should I think about?
Don't watch our leeg. Fenbica are already Champions.
Luis Morris
I'm watching OUR league, because Brasil is just another freguesia of Portugal.
Jack Cruz
If you're of FULL Portuguese ancestry just delete your post, move to the motherland, but before you go, lock them all in the cage and throw the key into the ocean.
Owen Nguyen
Não, quando como um granizado azul fico a cagar merda VERDE
>de férias no Algarve >só avecs e lixoboetas com sotaques retardados a falar alto Que fazer? Os putos bêbados holandeses e as UNIDADES ABSOLUTAS inglesas a comer salsichas com 40 graus à sombra são uns amores comparados com eles
Jose Sullivan
Fala ainda mais alto que eles e usa muitos palavroes, prova a tua dominancia sobre eles
Carter Collins
>nao se juntando a macacada0.5 bota aquele pagodinho e bebe com eles
William Ross
Boavista doesn't have much leverage to raise the price. At least I believe they'll get most of those 3 midjuns.
Let's talk Sporting: So, Varandas refused 65 million euros for Bruno Fernandes. How much will they lose next transfer window?
Andrew Gray
The fall is so big. It seems he is changing the people he works with
30 million
Leo Williams
>The fall is so big. It seems he is changing the people he works with nah, he's still on the lookout for a job among the big sharks, says so in the interview to sky sports
Evan Garcia
Çiporte is pushing the envelope with Fernandes way too much. I guess everyone wanted, childishly, a deal like Félix's. It will backfire
>Have a cash cow in the team >doesn't milk it it will backfire in the sense that they could have used the money (be it 50M or 60M) to build a solid team. If Bruno doesn't put the same numbers this season his value will obviously drop to a minimum 40M. They are shooting themselves in the foot here, and who is to blame? Benfica kek
>it will backfire in the sense that they could have used the money (be it 50M or 60M) to build a solid team And that's Varandas' legacy to Sporting to be fair. Should have sold for less early in transfer season and worked with Keizer to build a team able to reach CL qualifier playoffs instead.
Dominic Clark
>reach CL qualifier playoffs you do realise that >we need 2nd to get to the CL do you see >us beating porto or benfica any time soon
Jacob Wright
maybe >you should get good in Europa League then
Matthew Richardson
>winning anything in europe
Julian Smith
Portuguese teams playing today in the EL
>Brondby - Braga 17:30 >Ventspils - Vitória Guimarães 17:45 >Pyunik - Wolverhampton 17:00 (match on Canal 11, thank you Lord Mendes)
Matthew Hall
I know. That's the only thing that matters. Because we all know Sporting won't win anything this season.
Parker Martinez
there's always the lelgue cup
Jonathan Perez
>wins taça benfica and taça de portugal in your path
Oliver Young
>If Bruno doesn't put the same numbers this season >implying he wants to stay
Jose Nelson
>used the money (be it 50M or 60M) to build a solid team >implying anyone wants to play for sporting
Justin Cruz
I want to play for sporting
Logan Lewis
will braga stop being an embarrassment in the europa league soon?
i feel like they get destroyed by Romanian farmers literally every year
Nolan White
Post thighs
Mason Campbell
>implying any PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER wants to play for sporting
Isaac Anderson
Mukhtar is going to destroy them
Aaron Gonzalez
oh shit fm and benfica legend hany mukhtar?
he was elite in my hertha save in FM 2012, him and mats moller dæhli
>Quanto mais as coisas mudam, mais elas permanecem as mesmas, não é? Digno de um poeta analfabeto.
Cooper Hughes
Varandas is more obsessed about the former president than the rivals.
Julian James
He has to. Supporters of the former president are worth about 30% of the votes. And that number might start growing again soon. If his sister runs for president she's almost guaranteed to win.
Memes for days - I like it. Just miss Abel and Esportiva needs a banterful manager too
Jaxon Murphy
What else is he supposed to say?
Josiah Hernandez
Jesus is coming back soon.
Alexander Wood
Tugão starts tomorrow with a Portimonense x Belenenses SAD
Camden Foster
What people avoid talking here are these little things >sell Bruno Fernandes >have to give a big chunk to the banks, like 20 to 30% >have to paid Sampdoria 10% >have to pay to his agent >more if Jorge Mendes is in the deal, yes the one they would never make deals or ask for help >at least 50%(it seems to be a bit more) will go a bunch of parties >they still have debts and loans to pay >almost nothing left for replacements >and no Champions League money >and they wanted 20 million each for Acuna and Bas Dost and nobody wants them not even for 10 million(acuna they refused 12-15 million last year)
Now, add the inferiority complex of selling the best player of the league(Sporting Lesbians personal title) for way less than a kid that played for "6 months" and do the math.
Wyatt Lee
based porto financing red bull's transfer just to snatch it right after and cuck basedfica
Jeremiah Murphy
as foretold by the scriptures
Henry Harris
Well, how are they going to survive this season? Weren't they really strapped for cash just a few months ago?
Hudson Hernandez
Thanks for Jeka, Boavista. Is a GUEESE + Boavista alliance the most powerful in football or what? The 3 porquinhos and their puppets will do everything to destroy us.
Jason Butler
>Caesar Fishoto is now managing Academica based, this year is our year lads
Luke Cruz
>Sporting refuses to sell Bruno for 70M because they know without him they are absolutely fucked >mfw when we don't get our 5M for academy rights Varandas seu grandessissimo filho da puta
For me the league would be divided into regional conferences (distritos e regiões autónomas), winner of the conference (and maybe 2nd) gets to play against the others to decide the champion. Anyone that doesn't think this is a good idea should stop watching football and start doing crochet.
Evan Carter
Braga will have to face Spartak Moscow if they win Brondby so i dont think so.
John Wilson
>go to ptchan >visit the brazilian board >it's a 55 incel invasion >leave
Spartak is literally Braga-tier in Russian football.
Ryder Allen
>sparcuck >good They let 2 in against some swiss farmers, they have no chance against GVERREIRO BVLL FARMERS
Nolan Campbell
For me it's 3 relegation spots 2nd div adopts play-off style for promotion like in the championship Top 6 play-off to determine Liga nos champion Don't even @ me with your incel whining
Jack Ward
He'll inevitably get fired. But back when he was at benfica he had offers from atlético Madrid, ac Milan and other big clubs. Now he doesn't even have a job in Portugal.
Henry Cox
>Top 6 play-off to determine Liga nos champion
nice try sportingfag
Nathan Scott
Belenenses SAD on Segunda Liga when?
It's always a loser who suggests this shit, I wonder why.
Eli Ortiz
is he still banging Diana Keys?
Sebastian Green
>Now he doesn't even have a job in Portugal. Wait until porco hires him in January.
Jayden Flores
>that way porco will always play for the title! Kill yourself porcofag.
Cameron Thomas
>Now he doesn't even have a job in Portugal Just wait until Mourinho comes to Vitória and Jesus goes to Amora, the margem sul clássico will be intense.
Evan Davis
>implying they'd manage to qualify against Rio Ave, Penafiel and Leixões
Anthony Gray
Amora is shit. Our old regional rivals were Barreirense, Fabril (former CUF) and Lusitano Évora.
agreed lets get rid of all the moor teams, and replace them with proper nortenhos the league would immensely benifit
Benjamin Morales
for me its a 18 team league with 3 direct relegation spots a 20 team 2nd league with 3 direct promotion and 4 direct relegation a 20 team each 2 group 3rd league, with the top 4 from each group entering a playoff to determine the champion and the 4 promotion spots, and with 8 (4 per group) direct relegation spots after that its all regional based (not district based) amateur leagues, all with 16 teams (or 2 groups of 16 teams) per league
