WRESTLERS WHO KWAB'd THEMSELVES

jimothy don't you have shoots to lose to excalibur at a dennys or something?

Say it to his face and he'll staple your mouth shut

yeah whatever mark

Championships and accomplishments
Anarchy Pro Wrestling
Anarchy Pro Heavyweight Championship (1 time, current)
British Wrestling Revolution
BWR Heavyweight Championship (1 time)
Championship of Wrestling
CoW Interstate Championship (1 time)
Combat Zone Wrestling
Tournament of Death 16
Defiant Wrestling/What Culture Pro Wrestling
Defiant Hardcore Championship (1 time)
Defiant/WCPW Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Primate (1) - with Mark Haskins (1)
Dragon Pro Wrestling
All-Wales Championship (1 time)
Future Pro Wrestling
Future Pro Wrestling Championship (1 time)
International Pro Wrestling: United Kingdom
IPW:UK All-England Championship (1 time)
IPW:UK World Championship (1 time)
Tag Team Tournament (2017) – with Zack Sabre Jr.
Lucha Britannia
Lucha Britannia World Champion (1 time)
NWA UK Hammerlock
NWA United Kingdom Junior Heavyweight Championship (1 time)
Progress Wrestling
Progress Championship (1 time)
Progress Tag Team Championship (1 time) - with Mark Haskins
Pro Wrestling Illustrated
PWI ranked him #147 of the top 500 singles wrestlers in the PWI 500 in 2017
Royal Imperial Wrestling
RIW Heavyweight Championship(1 time)
Southside Wrestling Entertainment
SWE Tag Team Championship (1 time) – with Joseph Connors and The Pledge
SWE Speed King Championship (1 time)
Triple X Wrestling
TXW Smash Championship (1 time)
X Wrestling Alliance
Goldrush (2015)

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Excalibur beat Jimmy Havoc's ass. I'm not threatened by a skinny little junkie.

kek what a hardcore legend

>Championships and accomplishments
>Anarchy Pro Wrestling
>Anarchy Pro Heavyweight Championship (1 time, current)
>British Wrestling Revolution
>BWR Heavyweight Championship (1 time)
>Championship of Wrestling
>CoW Interstate Championship (1 time)
>Combat Zone Wrestling
>Tournament of Death 16
>Defiant Wrestling/What Culture Pro Wrestling
>Defiant Hardcore Championship (1 time)
>Defiant/WCPW Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Primate (1) - with Mark Haskins (1)
>Dragon Pro Wrestling
>All-Wales Championship (1 time)
>Future Pro Wrestling
>Future Pro Wrestling Championship (1 time)
>International Pro Wrestling: United Kingdom
>IPW:UK All-England Championship (1 time)
>IPW:UK World Championship (1 time)
>Tag Team Tournament (2017) – with Zack Sabre Jr.
>Lucha Britannia
>Lucha Britannia World Champion (1 time)
>NWA UK Hammerlock
>NWA United Kingdom Junior Heavyweight Championship (1 time)
>Progress Wrestling
>Progress Championship (1 time)
>Progress Tag Team Championship (1 time) - with Mark Haskins
>Pro Wrestling Illustrated
>PWI ranked him #147 of the top 500 singles wrestlers in the PWI 500 in 2017
>Royal Imperial Wrestling
>RIW Heavyweight Championship(1 time)
>Southside Wrestling Entertainment
>SWE Tag Team Championship (1 time) – with Joseph Connors and The Pledge
>SWE Speed King Championship (1 time)
>Triple X Wrestling
>TXW Smash Championship (1 time)
>X Wrestling Alliance
>Goldrush (2015)

And he's still a shitter. Most competent individuals with a modicum of skill/talent would be able to turn that into something. NOT JIMMY! He's still wrestling backyards shows in Australia for 30 people.

Absolute shitter.

Jimmy, how ya's doin? It's The Vin Man here, I told ya's once and I'll tell ya's again, if I sees ya's in real life, I'm gonna rape ya's very violently.

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>Most competent individuals with a modicum of skill/talent would be able to turn that into something.
yeah I guess me going national is not big deal right? worked
youtube.com/watch?v=wNuGyqExl7o
youtube.com/watch?v=axMvkBEUHwg
+Cracker Barrel Clash
+vs Jack Evans vs Darby Allin 3 way hardcore match
+ promos and upcoming main event feud with deathmatch legend Dr. Luther
+ more

jamie hayter is so fucking fat

Hahahahaha!
Even AEW has stopped booking this shitter. That's why he needs to do backyard shows in Australia.

What an absolute shitter.

kek what a fat bitch

You can't get more based than this guy, loved that match with keith lee and riddle by the way

stop calling him a legend a legend is someone like mick foley or terry funk... he's not even close to being in the league as them... he cant lace their boots. stupid zoomers and their forced memes

Jimmy is such a shitter he makes Mick and Terry look like Steamboat and Flair by comparison.

but seriously you know who they actually stopped booking? Jamie Hayter lmao!
she's probably in a Japanese bowling alley wrestling for 15 pedos right now not really sure

You know who hasn't been on an AEW show this year JIMMY SHITTER HAVOC.
That why he's wrestling for 30 neckbearrds at backyard shows in Australia.

What a shitter.

Give us some sort of hand signal.. let's say the shocker at one point during the match.

If this is Jimbo I can honestly say I was not a fan of you until I saw the spot of you just stepping out of the way of a dive. That shit was great.

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you have got some balls on you mate, and i appreciate that
but you want to call me out for not being a legend? you do know who i am right? you do know what's going to happen to you during the course of posting like this?
there will be glass
there will be barbed wire
there will be chairs, there will be tables, there will be anything I can think of in my sick little head to hurt you!
but please remember, you're probably thinking
>well yeah Jimmy but, well those weapons are gonna hurt you as well!
heh, ya, yeah they are! HAHA! because I LIKE IT! there is nothing that I'm not willing to do to myself in order to HURT YOU!
that's the reason they call me the KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES
that's the reason I've got where I am today
I am willing to bleed for my art
AND I AM WILLING TO MAKE YOU BLEED TOO

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Why ya cryin' Jimmy?

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>but you want to call me out for not being a legend? you do know who i am right?
I know JIMMY SHITTER HAVOC is a clown that wrestles in front of 30 neckbeards in Australia because he's a shitter.

What a shitter.

>Stuck on barbed wires
>Gone to a glass
>Put on a flaming table
And not a single pent was drawn

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Holy fucking Chad. Jamie Hayter batting way out of her league, the best trade deal in the history of trade deals was when she replaced that AIDS riddled jobbed with Fredericks

That guy doesn't look sickly or like a stiff breeze could knock him over at all. He's the anti-JIMMY SHITTER HAVOC.

sorry I give it my all for my fans whether it's 10,000 or 10 user
to all my HavocCHADs I'll see you Wednesday! I'll probably be shitposting tomorrow but I don't like to use my name here too often, it keeps the allure. Good night anons.

>sorry I give it my all for my fans
>fans
Hahahahahahahaha!
Oh man, what a deluded shitter.

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Fucking Havoc. I hope AEW will let you do another video package filming you shoot killing someone for fun.

Goodnight you based legend

Imagine starting a thread to trash some chick and ending up leaving because anons call you a shitter over and over. The absolute state.

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yea ok but what would jamie look like as a seal?

Can't even go over dead crustaceans. What a no dimes shitter.

for over a year now, anons have talked shit on me
and I've gone through you jobbers, you simps, and I've gone through the best
and I've beaten them all
and now I got you user. The reddit shitposter
in this thread you think Yea Forums is bigger than me
better than me
stronger than me
okay user, if you want to believe that you can. But we both know one thing don't we? The only thing you've got, the only thing you can actually do anything with is a shitpost. And it won't do shit, not from a simp like you
You know what I'm scared of doing? NOTHING. There is nothing that I will not do to myself, to you, to my opponents, to draw dimes. And that's a shoot.
You watch wrestling because you think it's fun. Well I'll show you what I think is fun when you see me and Luther. Now come the 2nd of March you got to ask yourself, if I do this for fun
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO TO SOME PRICK I HATE?

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Nice larping you clown.

That is some of the cringiest shit I've ever read. jesus. What a shitter.

>is a hardcore legend
>jobs to Sebastian
Kek what an AIDs infected jobber

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I'll go with this guy

>got thrown out of his house for molesting his daughter
>admitted on youtube that he likes children
>Yea Forums raided him and turned him into a paranoid schizrophrenic now
>has anxiety attacks over the word dimes now

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kek
What a no dimes shitter. JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY SHITTER HAVOC.

Imagine Toni's braps after this

Respect. That's all I've ever wanted. Is some respect on this board, in my promotion. I'm the people's champion of All Elite Wrestling. Yet the marketing and the focus of the next shows are on the Elite.
Not me
Not Luther
Not the hardcore match
which is the most important upcoming match
now you may not like the way I've acted recently. I don't give a fuck anymore. You pushed me to this point. You've pushed me at the point where I had to shitpost user. Since you won't give me posts I had to make them myself. And what happened when I took those opportunities? You called me cringe.
Until you respect me as a fucking legend, shit is going to keep happening to this board. Respect me and I'll respect you. Until then, fuck you!

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Hahahahaha! Who wants the respect of an absolute shitter who no one likes or respects?
The state of this clown.

>JIMMY'S NOES KNOWSss

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