/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Name My Band Edition

>Hi guys, for me, it's "GIMI".
>hahaha, "bwoah!" :D "Gloves and steering wheel!"

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>lewis faggot shows up
>at same time as gimi cringe faggot

Well, I wasn't surprised.

HAHAHAAHHA HE LIKES TO GET DRUNK ;-p

Is he going to win again?

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gimi

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unironically this

>ENDLESSLY SEETHING about one single driver and one single driver only
How is it possible to be this pathetic?

Hopefully. Liven up the sport

Toto needs to unload ocon first.
He can hype him all he wants, he's not that good. I doubt if Haas even wants him

I think this is one of the best unterhund OP shitposts so far. Good job based italian user.

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Gentleman. Prevention recurrence:
Don't listen to the black. Don't reply to the black.

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...

>hahahaha! "GIMI"! "bwoah"! :D

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yu bois wotchin the rayce today? me tooe

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Certainly Ferrari won't end the season with the same number of GP wins than Williams right guys?

>even F3 is a procession

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Of course not...

...williams will have more wins

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>raw hymen

Good posts 2bqh famalam, the whole meme about a 39 year old driver who is basically past it is a bit cringe.

Trade to Williams to replace Russell

What do you expect, it is Hungary, the original meme race to have it behind the iron curtain.

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nah, the polish casino machine has it coming for O'con

REEEEE my leg just kicked out for no reason and managed to connect my big toe with the power tower button turning everything off.

>ENDLESSLY SEETHING about one single driver and one single driver only
How is it possible to be this pathetic?

I doubt it, it's more likely to be Leclerc than Vettel, however.

Of course.

I think Lewis will have the edge on him today.

Unironically this. He did an amazing job yesterday. He's so far ahead of Kubica it isn't funny.

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I blame DRS

I want Ocon to Mercedes and Cucktas to Renault just to find out who is better, Ricardo or Buttass

For me, it's Formul/a/ One

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>copying one of my posts verbatim
Lmao

There have been (68) Formula One™ World Championship © races held in the United States. You lads sure F1 isn't for Americans?

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>was looking for rag
>it's f3

hmmmmmmm

imagine seething about a boomer meme so much you create retarded wojaks about the boomer and then autistically samefag so hard and so transparently that other posters take pity on you

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gimi xd amirite

>Drugovich

based russian

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Yes. There have been 940 races elsewhere.

Yeah, and they had fucking WWF style entrance music just a few years ago.

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Pretty sure ricciardo would wipe the floor with him, not necessarily because he's a lot faster but he's just more assertive.

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Rooibos early grey!

>Prema

>divebomb into the side of everyone like a retard
>assertive

>Imagine having less races than the total amount of F1 seasons
Literally racelet-tier

gimi (anime) (female)

That was pushed by the new owners I think, not the race organizers in COTA

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>Avoid contacts at the start
>Everyone just starts bumping into eachother halfway through the race

thinking about viccy and emilia desu

>tell Valtteri I'm faster than him
>okay Valtteri, this is Cyril speaking. Daniel is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?
>s-sorry, copy copy

yeah americans

>Plot twist:
This happens with Ricci in Renault and Valtteri at Merc

I hope the ferraris will bully the neekeri

Based inter team radios

F2 kino when, bings?

When is FKino on?

But at the end of the 69th season of F1 there will have been 69 races in the United States. I think that means we aren't racelet-tier

fiaformula2.com/

42 bings

yeah
Ric 18
Bot 19

>ENDLESSLY SEETHING about one single driver (Gimi) and one single driver only (Gimi)

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buttass wasnt leagues better than a shit massa

based

>big dick rick
>following team orders unless the other guy is on a different strat

>it's another one-stop MWL procession episode

based Kubica fans hijacking the audio

I snuck in garage last night and put valterris tyres in lewis tyre warmers and lewis in valterris, they get disqualified when stewards realise.

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Verstappen will become the most successful F1 drivers of all time and you know it

Morning

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you spelt Hamilton wrong

good

Drivers? Will he clone himself?

problematic

>the 100th gp winner was based kovalainen
>at the hungaroring

>the 100th pole sitter was verstappen
>at the hungaroring

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Where's James Earl Ray when you need him?

notice how he only mentioned the surname
Jos established a dynasty

El Paso

Kovalainen probably the most forgettable race winner ever

#outlaw

this

>Jos established a dynasty
Lmao no
In 20 years people will go ahead and post facts like: "Did you know that Verstappen's father also used to race in F1?"

Imagine pretending to be retarded unironically.

>"one of many wins to come"

Most forgettable champion? Got to be Button or Keke.

thx, burgerbro, be safe, heard there is a lot of shooting going on in the US of A

Seems reasonable for a guy who always cruised at P15

>button
>forgettable
That Virgin year was miraculous tho

Yes like all Schumacher's Marlboro years..

I still remember the hype around him. After all, he was signed for the championship winning team as a rookie.

oof.

I already survived the big one two years ago, I'm basically invulnerable now.

Yes, this isn't about Jos at all, and he knows it.
He knew he would fail so he decided to bless us with his seed.

>Keke.
honestly, nico as well. what a shit family

Like "future world champion" Niko Hulkenberg.

Villeneuve. Button really never deserved to win a championship, he was just at the right place at the right time.

At least Nico won more than one fucking race.

the batman one?

That’s maybe because he never drove a single race as a champion

Lol batman was like 5 or 6 years ago. Nah I was in town for the vegas shooting

That's cryptoswedes for you

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Barrichello couldve won that championship, that's how easy it was. They're not bad, just average

what? JV is exactly on par with Button then. Got a hold of a great car and maximalized the opportunity, unlike others.

feeling cute, might win later

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>shit has it been that long

there is still no motive for that one, right? FBI sales weapon gone wrong?

still no f2

epic music

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it.motorsport.com/f1/news/binotto-resta-arriva-il-1-novembre-e-lavorera-per-il-2021/4507570/

>Binotto: "Resta will start working on the 1st of November"
>"He will work on the 2021 car"
>"He will not have the role he had before leaving"

youtu.be/relCoYxJTv8

feelin cute, might catch up to roten stier and roten pferd later, idk (or do I)

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Fave drivers as a young lad
Schumi
Kimi
Button
In that order

Based, but I raise you
youtube.com/watch?v=nZoMIvqPSpg

George Russell did a time of 1.15.5 in last year's Mercedes car during testing in Hungary in August 2018

This would put him on 7th just behind Gasly today, but with last year's car.

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Yeah who knows. Most of them are either unhinged nutjob with no end goal or right wing nutjob trying to start a race war

I remember reading up about it and that was pretty much one of the only options possible. But the blocked staircases and other small pieces of the story drove the narrative to a planned shooting, but it was by no means a one man's job

DUN DUN DUN

DUUUUUN DU DU DUUUUUUN

Yeah after it was VERY RUBBERED

Miga

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yeah it was a cracker lap, hard to gauge however given he's racing a cripple

>A photographer takes pictures of people right after he calls them unterhunden

ebin dun

Time for F2 tards to spill oil everywhere on the track

also this
youtu.be/FyIQh3vd4KQ

*sip* now THAT was an era

>mommy Hungaroring deputy CEO gf will never give you an award on the podium

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Is it really true that Mick Schum ges treated godly and skip rules of super license just because of his Vegtable dad?

what race is nyck?

>nazi confirmed

Why didn't they allowed Giuliano to retake the pic for the grid? Literally hunchback tier in current one

>hahahaha!
>"bwoah!"
>"GIMI!" :D

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Are you implying there's some sort of connection between George Russell and rubbers

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>hurtbutt

>Poster girl for celebacy

>down syndrome autist /f1/ poster who finished 18 laps down gets a special YOU TRIED trophy with a can of diet coke to spray

and nikita marzipan did a time at barcelona, which would put him 2nd on the grid, behind bottas, but ahead of hamilton. midfield shitter in f2 > soon to be 6 times champ

KIMI WILL ALWAYS.... BWOAH

>f2 drivers who won in hungary all went on to f1

woah

FKINO ON
beep beep

BIG
DICK
MICK

>that mick squeeze on matsushita
dirty as his vegetable father

big dick

Based POORAG

Rowland 2017
Matsushita 2017
Debries 2018

CAMON SCHUMACHER MEIN SOHN SCORE SOME FACKIN VICTORIES

MICK WINS LOL

>randomly open up F2 stream
>mighty Mick already leading
neat

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no Davide today?

NOT EVEN A SECOND DOWN
BASED RAG

>0,6

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>MAI
>RAG

Nikita is a girl's name, it's not even an argument.
Don't @ me.

will this be BDM'S first f2 win

STAY CALM
LOOK IN LE MIRROR

BIG DICK MICK

where is RAG?

Safety car will come out and Mick will get mogged into turn 1, sorry I can see DIE ZUKUNFT.

A mere 1.5 seconds off the le.. last place.

Every damn time

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>calderon
>poo
every
time

qt

WORTHLESS WOMAN
WORTHLESS POO

Tatiana should switch to selling bath water.

>women racing

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A...at least he has LMP1 connection...

broken suspension after such a light contact? hmmmmm

Didn't look like the suspension was broken

I shouldn't make typos, otherwise the errorists win

checked and based

>Spa next race
>Schumi genes activate

for feture race only

my internet died just as the race was about to start ffs

did i miss anything good it just came back on

Or RELENTLESS boy and his plucky oriental teammate just climbed from 10th to 2nd in the 500 miles of Fuji.

no it's really boring so far

cute

mick's enormous phallus pushing matsushitter off the track
that's about it

I fucking hate listening to Herbert when Schumacher is doing well.

I want to see Mick do well but stop making it a lovefest and going on about Michael.

I hope the F1 race is as exciting as this one

Crybaby Maini reminding us all that my boy Santino did NOTHING wrong

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this but unironically
want amx to win

Pic (Arthur) 2014
Lynn 2015
Rowland 2017
Debries 2018

kek

So in the next couple of years we'll have Max dominating in Mercedes with Lecute & Schumi fighting each other in a Ferrari while Albon tries to salvage the mess that's going to be Red Bull right?

at least we have raghunathan down there

I feel like schumi will be a big disappointment and will get steamrolled by both max and leclerc

Hope so

Maybe but with a name like that Ferrari will treat him like royalty regardless and Leclerc is going to get angry that he's being treated like the second driver.

Is prema just shit right now?

>You know Bottas gonna puncture that AMX car on first/second lap and HWL will begin again.

What's the odds the first chick to get into F1 then get shitcanned for performance calls #metoo?

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there's no chance she will ever start a F1 GP

gimi

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Pic unrelated of course

>Juju
>Getting shitcanned for performance

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>tfw you put it on a raw audio feed

The engines sound shit but at least I don't have to listen to Herbert.

There isn't a woman even close to having enough points to get a Super License
It's gonna be a while before a lady gets in, unless they start bending the rules *cough*

Vettel redemption arc in RB

ya blew it

>actually believing this
>implying team merc wont turn on eachother

>gimi and the launch control harmonics

kino stuff

Proper hard brexit overtake attempt that was.

What about Sophie flesh?

> unless they start bending the rules *cough*

But surely no-one would bend the rules in favor of womyn?

>RICCIARDO-ESQUE

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Ghiotto a bully

Might not get points at the end of the season. Depends how harsh the FIA want to be.

that should've been black flag for ghiotto

I HAVE THAT ILLUSTRATION!

>RAG +15

>johny walk us through
>repeats same shit again
remove herbert now

Surely no one would create a woman-only formula series where they can rack in license points by effectively avoiding 90% of competition, r-right?

Juju gotta blast

Surely not! After all, women can compete on an equal footing with men!

Why is Gaylel so shit

Albon used up all of Thailand's skill reserves

Are you a museum?

>Ragu keeping within 1 second of Maini before
>Now 17 seconds behind him

This though. If amx leaves Red Bull Vettel will go back and get a fifth

Italian engineering at its finest.

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He just needed to be there to make sure of staying ahead of Calderon, now that she DNF'd he called it a day

Are they allowed to repair that in parc ferme?

yes as long as they don't modify

latifin gon get dabbed on by ghiotto

Well no but I have the book it was made for
Alsi it's F1 related because the nun is in Monza

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Yep, and as you modify just tell FIA it doesn't work differently and they'll let you off

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>as
>It was supposed to be "if"
I won't even try to find an explenation to that

Based Ferrari telling lec to bin it so they could fit a different rear wing

Tony Uber is pretty good desu

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That only works for Mercedes

cam on Mick score this win

all the italians have a copy of i promessi sposi it's mandatory in high school

BIG DICK MICK

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This track is one of the worst classic gps to exist. Why is it still on the calendar?

MICK
>MICK
MICK
>MICK
MICK
>MICK
MICK
>MICK
MICK
>MICK

IT BEGINS

BIG DICK MICK

MASSIVE COCK

BIGGY
DICKY
MICKY

BIG
DICK
MICK

HARD WORK

Fir me, it's a new Schumacher era

it's not corrina you fucking manlet idiot, it's sabine kehm

because you're too weak to remove it

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I'm sure Toto already unloaded all over Ocon before.

ALL WORK IS WHAT

Is it a good book? Should I read it?

MIGI

SEB OUT
MICK IN

>/f1/ - "Ha, Max can't get pole"
He gets pole

>/f1/ - "Ha, Mick can only perform with Sophia"
He wins the race

/f1/ has been destroyed quite badly this weekend.
Time for a Hulk podium to tie things together.

GIO out MICK in

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these sprint races are such a farce man

what brainlet invented this format? finish 8th (ie. not first) in the first race and you get pole for the second race

nobody can overtake in these series anyway so you may as well sandbag then win the second race if you're shit

yes
especially if you're learning italian

yea, he needs to be in alpha first

>this race

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>rating a win in a fucking sprint race

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SEETHING

Ah yes...

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Mick will be just another Maldonado in F2 (without the crashes)

One fluke race win, which is his first podium, won on the back of lucking into pole position on a circuit you can't overtake on

>nobody can overtake in these series anyway

do you watch f2?

haters already out in full force, working themselves into a shoot

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will we see the miracle of Japanese engineering today lads?

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Keke has an inspiring story atleast. Completely self-made man who pushed through difficulties. He was constantly berated in the domestic Finnish media and that is probably part of the reason why decided to raise Nico 100% G*rman.

Would completing the Duolingo course of Italian be enough to understand it
(I'm not even halfway but my autism needs all skills to be gold in order to move on)

...BWOAH! xD

>Forgetting LeGOAT's win at Bahrain

Yes. We will also see the miracle of Hamilton's weak mind. Double Merc DNF today. Leclerc DNF. VER VET HUL podium

No. The only ones getting special treatment so far are Verstappen and Hamilton.

>One fluke race win, which is his first podium
first and only*

>Mick wins
>congratulations from Jean Alesi
>his mother and sister are there
terrible day for rain

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That was epic. This was just cruising at the front on a track you can't overtake on.

>VER VET HUL podium
I am okay with this

>"Nicolas? Nyck? I'm coming for you motherfuckers, I'm gonna make look Ticktum's like a fair fight"

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in terms of grammar probably
in terms of vocabulary I don't think so

BINOTTO

>that blonde F2 MILF in white shirt talking to Mick

HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL HUL

Who here /Massa/

Rightful 2008 WDC

>(I'm not even halfway but my autism needs all skills to be gold in order to move on)
kek are you me

was Kubica

Why do they not do the constructors anthem in F2?

It's an hard one.
It's written with '800s Italian and has a lot of digressions on Italian society in the '600s
I don't see a point of reading it in another language as the story itself is fairly bland

spring is my favourite season too

>Italian anthem every race
I'd be ok with that but I don't think there's a point

literally javier villa-tier achievement en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javier_Villa#Complete_GP2_Series_results

/Macca/

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>He was constantly berated in the domestic Finnish media
What on earth for?

Because he hates Finland and Finns

Why is she shorter than her parents?

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>Carrie is gonna turn into that

A yikes from me bruh

Keke is a crypto-swede la

Motorsport wasn't considered a real sport by boomer journalists back in the day. They wrote articles about his constant technical difficulties asking when he would quit. He was a big punching bag.

imgur.com/gallery/qCVv3#fAUQZ3S

>Keke's Formula One stats, 1978 - 1986:
>128 races, 114 starts, 59 finishes.

>and it looks like Max Verstappen is on his way to win his first Formula 1 world championship
>OH WHAT'S THAT, MICK SCHUMACHER IS COMING UP BEHIND HIM AND HE MAKES A BRILLIANT PASS DOWN THE INSIDE
>ffw couple races
SCHWL

t.2026

>*crack*
>Carrie's mom, now that was a woman
>*sip*

>Daniel Ricciardo will start from the back of the grid after the change of all the PU’s

1000BHPKWAB

reminder to thank the biggest cucks of them all, the gelael family, for directly funding a mediocre driver's career in mick schumacher, while sean gets a very impressive 16th place every race

Surely the FIAMG would not disqualifying them for having the rain light fail in a race with no rain, right?

It's not just for rain it's for that stupid red blinking when it is harvesting, they will have fixed it by now though so it is irrelevant.

But they founded Gio's career, not Mick's

they're funding both, indirectly or otherwise

>KWAB KWAB KWAB

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doubt.jpg it can beat strulovitch funding full gp2 campaign in 2016 for gio the nazi, so he fucks off from formula 3 and lance can stroll his way to the title (with team mates letting him by and williams developing special parts for his car only)

I am not ok with this bird's tongue. It reminds me of a Summer in 1992 that I don't want to remember. Please delete it.

KWAB sounds like a American radio station.

>No Jagonya Ayam logo or Pertamina's on Mick's car
They aren't giving him shit, Mick is going on by his family money, Richard Mille and Deutsche Vsomethingsomething

Imagine that thing around your pole position

Happy for Redbull Honda, but why couldn't Mclaren-Honda 2.0 work??? Mclaren demanding the size of PU unrealistic? Mclaren of yester year is all but faint memory?

youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I

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And Ferrari

Porsche Supermeme

Mclaren were awful between sacking Ron Dennis and appointing Seidl.

>can't unsee or unhear it now
fuk of perkele

> no logos on car so no fund xD

you think prema would be half as good as they are as an F2 team without chicken money?

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it's not an easy read even for an italian and you shouldn't learn how to compose periods from that book as it is a bit archaic, it's read for its literary and historic value
read something more recent like the tartar steppe or io non ho paura

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Friendly reminder that Schumi wasn't anything special in junior formulas and he only came alive in F1.

Given they use Stroll's money, yes they are.
>He thinks Prema needs KFC money to scramble around in F2 when they can easily WinsLol in F4, FREC and F3 without them
Don't ever fucking try to reply me ever again you fucking idiot

>no podium ever

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what did she mean by this

yes I go on reddit too

Women seem to become extra attracted to males who have just had a child, bizarre.

they're 2000% more entertaining than whoever the fuck is there with uk sky
they also make fun of valsecchi for being a chunky boi

For the same reason men find pregnant women attractive
We're hardwired to be attracted to fertility

They make fun of Croft for the exact same reason, how original.

>Since I am always asked by so many people how I came to motorsport I would like to write a few words.
>When I was not even born, I have already made my first rounds on the Nordschleife in my mother's stomach. Of course, as my father raced in races, I was always on the racetracks. Because I thought it was pretty cool, when we were 10 years old we went for the first time on a leased go-kart track, which was soon followed by a racing kart and the fun started
>As it became more and more with me and I had my first successes in the kart, my father gave up his career for me a year after his win in the DMV TCC. I am more than thankful that he is always with me and with everything he can try to make this possible.

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>carry grew inside her mother's stomach

Shouldn't she be horribly deformed and burnt from the acid?

I hope she learned to swallow from her mum

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but crofty isn't a gp2 champion who allegedly didn't make it to F1 because he was too fat

They didn't have the 5 key things back then that made them dominant:

youtube.com/watch?v=5EKbB7da_B8

Maybe that is why she ended up so smol, she shrunk.

Anyone else think vettel is gonna spin in the first 5 laps?

Why are we still perpetuating the Vettel spin theorry when clearly the Hockenheim curse has been lifted from him and placed on Hamilton, Bottas, and Leclerc?

hope him and HAM collide and we get a race that we can all enjoy desu

Rain?

So Italian Sky has no former F1 drivers to commentate? Sad.

None

because mclaren has big aero deficit to top 3 cars

not really, I'm more interested in what dumb stuff Amx is gonna do.

Marc Genè, JV and Kube did something aswell

AMX to stall
Vettel to drive straight into the back of him

make the move

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I think amx will fuck up the start

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I was gonna put some more money on max but the return is only 1.80. Fuck it

here's what'll happen
>Mercedes ""accidentally" works on Bottas' car on the grid too long, penalty before the race even started
>AMX has a Hockenheim start
>Leclerc tangles with Vettel, both pit on lap 1
>0 overtakes after lap 1
>HAM BOT VER

Toyota Gazoo Racing in F1 when?

Toyota ain't re-entering F1 unless they can spend more than Ferrari without ever winning again

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kek

jump

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>amx bad start
>bot jumps amx, ham jumps bot, vet jumps lec
>faggotry in lower midfield
>race normalizes
>amx redmption arc due to honda banzai arigato, after good pitstop.

Dubs and Hamilton stalls

she can have a few rounds on my Nordschleife any time

digits and LEWIS HAMILTON GETS A MEGA START

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Fuck off Buttas

Checkem for Buttass+Homoilton crash

brehs... There's a good chance she's still a virgin

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Haha

digits and it's a snoozefest

if you were correct...prema would have literally any other driver instead of gelael

you do not take gelael under any circumstances unless you need the money, he's only one level above raghunathan tier

Digits and Hamilton gets aids

singles and the rest of the top 6 DNFs, while choco wins

N

E

O

I

Tänak absolute madman

M

youtube.com/watch?v=TQZBS3xLUfk

>Guys my wife keeps hitting me when no one is in the room can you please come turn on the sports channel I just want to watch F1.

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fucking hell I turned this off to watch manletGP.

Shutup

Wish all races were at 8am my time, it is annoying waiting until early afternoon to watch it, I can't really make plans to do anything unless I have an entire free day.

Expectations for today lads?

AMX probably gonna come in second or third.

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can ogier still win?

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Max, H*m, Vet, probably have an interesting dual between Lec and Bot, Ric will DNF of course, Gasly will finish in the bottom 14.

>Why won't anyone listen to me no one will tell me what's going on?

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hamilton wins lol

>SCHWL
It'll me MWL again

Hihg speed kimi

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Ferrari is Red.
Red Bull is Blue.
I predict another
Mercedes 1-2.

Wat habben?

>VWL, HWL both with last name
>Mick gets called by his first name

>WRC
>a frog named Sebastien isn't leading the championship
IS THE CURSE BROKEN?!?!?!

d-delet

Hope he loses

There was a regional American TV station named KWAB

Lewlew will pressure buttas into making a mistake, meanwhile max cruises to victory

VER HAM BOT

dubs for cheeky Stroll podium

We are finally gonna have a champion who isnt a frog named Sébastien

So here's the Hungaroring. Where do you think we're going to see the most action? Where are people going to go off? Where will the Renaults break down?

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fixed

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Faggotmind. I didn’t even read your message

Nothing will happen on this track as it's the old layout

>SWL broken in WRC just in time for it to come back with a vengeance in F1
Grazie Ragazzi

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>ken i hev tshirt

qt little girls

only action here is in turn 1

The only part worth watching is turn 1 down into turn 2.

Better picture. Will post predictions.

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red bull is purple actually

why are you using a picture of the old layout?

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Thoughts on this piece of human trash?

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True he dead on look like the boomer

poor father

SEETHING WOMAN

chad

T13, T14 and T15 are so fucking autistic and I HATE THEM.

poor driver

He is bad at relationships

for me it's the old chicane after turn 3

>muh stappen could win
Yeah only if mercedes have 4 DNFs

NONONONONO

Who is that blonde Redbull girl NOW

so did they implement clarksons proposals or nah

For me, it's Lewis Hamilton's words of wisdom.

If I give my honest opinion I fear he may physically assault me

I fucking hate this circuit on the playstation games

>I don't even like orange
LEWIS SEETHING

chad

Lads why is the lanky blonde bimbo interviewer so sexual

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This is the post

How do you think she got her job?
Ever see a fat disgusting interviewer?

Good question

fucking retard

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What's her name? SOrry I'm new to F1

Based alfachad
Fuck buttass

Roll

Digits gasly podium

Jos "belt the Max" Verstappen

Rosanna Tennant

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101/10, checked and kekked. Open this and orig together, it's 100% match. Add the boomerette mom, fits as well

Digits and Ricky takes out half of the field in T1

F1 Rejects would have been all over this, drivers who’s team changes amounted to failure

I like how every finn is wearing alfa gear. No one cares about cucktas

is HML always riding solo on these bus tours?

Better him than low-effort Latvala or literally-who-finns

hungary is gimi country afterall

who let a thot touch the trophies?

KIIIIIIIIIIMI RAIKKONEN KIMI RAIKKONEN

Autism and BO

Pre-race snack lads?

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He’s an socially retard

and hiv

Scheckter

>77

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Stroopwafels and coffee

BWOAH

For me it's Red Bull Coconut Edition.

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KURWA

he likes to play the "outsider"
>hurr I wish I was with my hiphop american "homies", they understand my mulatto struggle

Sorry kiddo, this is a san Pellegrino limonata thread

>Not Yellow Edition
Ahem no

Grilled sandwiches with strawberry jam and cheese

any rain today?

Yellow is my 2nd favourite.

No :(

the weak should fear the strong

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in 5

i dont want to buy a day pass to watch the f1 live, any online streams?

Snacking on some Carrie puffs

180cm vs 179cm

was max talking shit about reno in dutch, so hulk had to take care of it

>give me a podium nerd

best i could do la'

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5'11'' v 6'

looooooool

kek

Post music to hype you for the race
youtube.com/watch?v=REdRAlPysSU

German solider harassing a belgian farmer boy.

dubs and I get to take her virginity.

>mclaren pandering to the 50 year old upper middle class britbong demographic

youtube.com/watch?v=n9h34xYsRrI

>US GP 1979

youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>Wobbler in charge of getting dubs

based hulkenchad

Are you a teenager, a wigger or both?

>AMD AMX is not even WC threat yet
>Lew already THIS defensive
Wew.

1. Will Nyck replace someone next year? (and if so, who?)
2. Why is Gasly so shit and how many races until he gets replaced

Wouldn't know how they type but you seem to know.

Lew Lew is a pussy.

1. The Kube would be the easiest answer
2. Gasly will be out at Spa

he was barely better than Shartley

dubs and I get to fuck the hot blonde reporter and cum on her glasses.

based but missing the scream of science
youtube.com/watch?v=DYTwmKOHcGY

But Leaftifi is replacing Kube

youtube.com/watch?v=7Blrv8HsSyk

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carrie's pussy

How many bings and bongs untill they start?

1 bong?

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absolute legend lad. Cherish it, or rather, reupload with watermark because you know what happens with based posts from here.

dubs and McLaren gets a podium this season

I was a teenager once. Using more than one o is cringe.

youtu.be/7mWpYodQ3lc

ooooooooooook

youtube.com/watch?v=CfHHv7yOYX0

1 bong 13 bings

reroll for this

>Nobuharu Matsushita (Honda sponsored driver) on podium F2 Hungary

Even more bad news for Gasman. Now STR/RBH feel comfortable they have replacements for Kvyat/Albion if they promote them.

rollan

Anyone got the Max Initial D flag?

digits and you get to watch someone else do it

+13 bings

>gas out
>kvy RB
>matsu TR
>Alb stays
>year later
>amx merc
>Matsu straight to RB

naoki yamamoto will probably get a gig before him desu.

Digits dies in a crash

Jos "You turn at you father, you just earned the leather" Verstappen
Jos "I heard you crashed Vettee, but the only thing I've heard was "beat me" Verstappen
Jos "You broke Honda's angine into a mess?, this night I'll broke you something else" Verstappen

nice reddit meme

Had trouble reading this post.

rip

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it was a Yea Forums meme from 2005 lol

This, jesus christ. Physically exhausting

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1980 is 101 years ago according to that Hungarian boy

Sorry my english bad, as always

***REUSE OLD THREAD***

>
>
>

Stick to visual memes then

fake it until you make it, hermano

errrr no

Who is this pedophile looking chap?

Finland WRC should be honorary /f1/. They don't call it the Finnish Grand Prix for nothing.

NOPE

Not using a R*kesh thread.

Kek our national interviewers bullied Toto

Finland deserves a gp.
Several wdc
No f1 home race

Re-using comes before Recycling
But Reducing comes before Re-using
So how about no?

yikes

for fuck's sake one of you make a proper one then

Nah it's fine as pre-gp thread

NOT USING A R*KESH THREAD

>trying to thread split 48 posts late and 69 posts into another thread

This is what you get for being lazy spergs

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Are F1 drivers really drinking energy drinks or are the cans filled with water or something?

they're water I guess
it's just a drinking bottle in the shape of a can

Good question.
I can't imagine they suck down some sugary beverage that makes you thirsty.
Maybe the water they drink during the race offsets this.

Nah, the can Max is holding is a 1:1 Red Bull energy drink can. In UFC the Monster energy drink cans are always empty.

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When it's the cans I'd imagine they're actually drinking that drink. The bottles are obviously filled with water, but I know that Verstappen and Vettel both like actual Red Bull, and Hamilton actually drinks his flavor of Monster in press conferences.
Obviously they probably (almost certainly) don't finish them.

20 bings to lights out

>but I know that Verstappen and Vettel both like actual Red Bull
You know that, right. Because you're best friends with both of them, I assume?
It can't possibly have anything to to with them being (or having been) the public face of the brand.

Easy fritz.
Don't start another world war over this.

is this the thread?

If you talk shit, don't expect to be taken seriously, Donald.

Only one talking shit seems to be you.

*wins*

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I wasn't the one claiming to know what certain drivers actually like to drink.

HAM GOD

You forgot the penis.

"Tell me when you need me to close up", says Hamilton. He sounds rather confident...
What an arrogant little prick