/cric/

>peewee /cric/
shan't

That's a nice timber dining table

state your name cuz

same.

They call me Anonymous.

Mark Timber

You guys should let me make all the threads if fatguts won't post in them. ideal result.

These concrete ones with oak legs are pretty nice.

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It's Mark Wood idiot

don't know why man's trying to call me family all of a sudden
like, hmmm
my mum don't know your mum
stop trying to tell man your my cousin

>$1200 for a slab of concrete and some 2x4
make one yourself, faggot

puzzling post.

don't even have a dining room

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can't work out what I just said to a man
told me you was a big fan
but the first thing you said when you saw me is
can I get a pic for the gram?
I was like, nah, sorry man
I only socialise with the crew and the gang

Nah. Much easier to buy it.

Timber one is much better

MUCH better

Better, but not by much.

>that response
really weak you insipid cunt

how much is the timber one? really like the streaky edges on the seats

no idea what this cringy fuck is on about, please translate

The timber one is like $2500

The guy dm'd a girl on instagram after seeing her bumble and not matching with her. He thought this would get him in.

what the fuck is going on here?
are you a sheila?

>The guy dm'd a girl on instagram after seeing her bumble and not matching with her. He thought this would get him in.
and she says "well played"? kek

let's be fair though he probably sends that to 90% of his swipe rights that have instas.

what kind of mong spends $2500 on a table
it's just wood with metal legs as well lol

fuck I'm glad I don't have to deal with this shit

based American retard

She's being polite to him.

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bit racist

We're all lawyers on 300k+ here, lad

2k table pfft try 80k lawn

anyone with taste

won't be volunteering to help move that table

The coconut delivery guys on $35 an hour will move it.

>wifey
kek mega-cringe

realistically how much would that cost to make
the legs are worthless, it's just the cost of a good tree + transport + sanding + some type of lacquer
it's not even thick wood though

have you even looked on youtube for how to make them mate? it's fucking simple.

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oh no no no

I'm not a poorcunt. I can afford this shit. I wipe my obese asshole with $100 bills.

big oof

I don't even get these things or why they're being posted

Same

>I'm not a poorcunt. I can afford this shit. I wipe my obese asshole with $100 bills.

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Gotta do something until the cricket starts.

but what's remarkable about it

Nothing at all.

Already another shooting in America lads

they're screen caps of Instagram messages sent to a girl he's matched with on Bumble

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the person posting it isn't the subject though

yeah the girl he matches with is

the guy messaging is the subject

the guy who posted this screencap on /cric/ isn't the guy in the screencap
Jesus it's like talking to a retard

Hey Siri, filter all images posted by Australians.

How do you know it isn't him?

you reckon 40-year-old dorks post here?

just woke up lads

Yes.

joshie aka ivan likes to larp as young pretty girls on tinder and bumble
left is always someone else, do you even own a phone

we already know that mid-30s americhads post here mate
what a stretch would it be for a 40something virgin to post here?

yeah
the girl he's messaging is screenshotting her Instagram DMs

certain man in Adelaide

hah that's fucking retarded but funny then

thought richo was ivan

lawncreep losing it

never had it.

The block living room week

not in the mood to cook lads. can you just eat a potato? like raw? it would give me the nutrients I need I feel.

Best cricket video so far that reflects the true nature of this ashes series

youtu.be/Qe7gQAwwrcg

>have decent money
>unironically considering concrete tables

not a pleasant experience
just blast it in the microwave

can you answer my above question mate I'd respect your expertise

nah don't.

No. It's got a toxin in it or something

the block forced drama week

have never watched an episode of the block.
have never used tinder or bumble.

i wouldn't. just punch holes in it with a fork and toss it in the microwave. most midrange to high-end microwaves will have a baked potato function. if not just google how long to nuke them. it'll be blisteringly hot when it's done so be careful.

consensus on the raw potato seems to be overwhelmingly negative, understood.
it's got me thinking really, might start a conspiracy on /pol/ that the jews make you now your lawn so you don't just graze on grass like other animals and that there's a potential meal on the cards right beneath your feet but they want you to go to their supermarkets

Put your mum on the block though.

lad, if you're gonna start a conspiracy theory about food make it one that's actually believable, like that you can get a mild form of mad cow from eating rare beef, which is why trump always eats it well-done.

make a thread and link it

like the first idea better

quite happy knowing there's a fair chance aussie win and that smoth scores over half their runs in the process. the ultimate cuck as it were.

imagine thinking an aussie win here is anything remarkable
reminder that the english are going for the elite 3-2 series victory with the decider being won on a technicality or horrible mistake by the umpires
it's the english way

When do they announce New Zealander of the Year?

Lads. Remember on Thursday when I told you I was going for day 4 and you all laughed at me and told me there would be no play.
Kek. Rain looks to be minimal and should be a great day so long as we fucking get Cheat Smith out before lunchies

head's gong to get his first century. cap this post
(can't remember if he got one against Sri Lanka but I mean relevant centuries)

seethe creeping into the thread
keep it civil please friends

When chloe swarbrick goes public with her ugly missus.

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Don't forget the brolly m8

Do girls enjoy sucking dick?

the incel pedo richo

kek

KEK

K E K

K E K
E
K

heard Daniel bullied her into lesbianism

they should
t. gay man

Depends if its a feminine penis or not m8

my ex said she got no pleasure out of it but did it anyway. to be fair, though, she wasn't very good at it despite being a massive fucking roastie.

I’m a girl and I like sucking dick. Just don’t like cum in my mouth. Tastes awful

don't reply don't acknowledge

statsGOD

Fuck lads, where do we go after 4chins is kill?

I'm not a big fan of r/cricket

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based Zachy

Monty Panesar has made bombshell claims about the England cricket team that question whether its treatment of the ball in the field was legal throughout his international career.
The former England spinner, who played 50 Tests between 2006 and 2013, played a crucial role in ball-maintenance for the likes of James Anderson.
“We found that mints and sun cream had an effect on the saliva, and that helped the ball to reverse,” he revealed in an excerpt of his book ‘The Full Monty’, which appeared on the Daily Mail.
“I might also have ‘accidentally’ caught the ball on the zip of my trouser pocket to rough it up a little.”
He added: “Whether we broke the laws depends on how you interpret them.
dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-7068471/MONTY-PANESAR-used-sun-screen-zip-mints-ball-tampering.html

my ex said she got pleasure out of giving me pleasure and therefore liked doing it

>women

mate we're safe here on 4channel, just keep being muscular and elite and we will survive

head has a century
remember seeing it in his stats during the first innings

can't wait for Yea Forums to die. but BASED 4channel will be fne

I'm safe on 4channel

Wrongthink will be punishable by death if the loony left gets its way.

England captain Mike Atherton was in the crosshairs in 1994 when he was accused of ball-tampering during the Lord's Test against South Africa.
After TV pictures appeared to show him applying dirt to the ball, Atherton insisted he had only "put some dust in my pocket from a used pitch... to keep my hands and the ball dry".
His defence was that, in trying to keep the moisture off the ball, he was therefore seeking to maintain its condition, rather than alter it.
There are varying accounts of exactly what Atherton told match referee Peter Burge, who chose a fine rather than a ban.
bbc.com/sport/cricket/43532624

>she’s a liar

the muscular and elite 4channel is fune bro

franklyn rose
now THAT was a bowler

trescothick did it too

not even seething at this
it's part of the game and the bureaucrats can fuck off

im not saying she's a liar, i just don't understand it

i also dont think she was lying because she often did it on her own accord and always swallowed

certain smaller boards and threads with a strong culture like /cric/ don't make up for stuff like /pol/, Yea Forums, /r9k/, /fit/

this website is truly a disaster

Lads. How do you get Steve Smith out?

The incident occurred in the third test in Chennai (on 14-19 January 1977), with India 2-0 down in the series after heavy defeats in Delhi and Kolkata. Ball tampering regulations allow the application of sweat and saliva (naturally produced substances) to the cricket ball in an attempt to shine one side. Other means of altering the ball's condition, such as applying Vaseline, were banned.

Lever, and his bowling partner Bob Willis, both found themselves suffering from sweat falling into their eyes. It was suggested, naively, by the team physiotherapist that they apply strips of gauze covered with Vaseline above their eyes to divert sweat from their forehead away. In play these were found to slip, and Willis removed his. Eventually Lever also removed his and lay the gauze on the ground near the stumps where it was noticed by the umpires and Indian team, but not before he had used sweat from his forehead to shine the ball.

Bishen Singh Bedi, the under pressure captain of the Indian cricket team, was not convinced the Vaseline was to keep sweat out of the eyes. He said Lever had used unfair means to shine the ball. The English paceman’s habit of rubbing the ball over his eyebrows every now and then was also noticed. Tests on the cricket ball revealed presence of greasy substance. Whether the Vaseline had been intentionally applied to the ball or not was later disputed, and Lever's previous performances on the tour questioned.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaseline_incident

dunno mate, how?

desu even the smaller comfy board have been contaminated by /pol/

5 years ago /trv/ was an absolutely based board with really interesting threads

these days it is basically a very slow extension of /pol/ with a flavour of sex tourism

Stop booing him ;)

Wonder how urinating on the ball affected its trajectory

he has autism and he is married to an ayy lmao. This is the key.

I reckon find an attractive female, place her at silly short leg and you're in business

Marcus Trescothick's admission that he used mint-induced saliva to keep the shine on the ball during the 2005 Ashes might give his autobiography Coming Back To Me the perfect launch, but it has left him and his Ashes-winning team open to the charge of ball tampering.
Trescothick, who was England's official ball-shiner during the series admitted that he had used Murray Mints to produce a saliva which, "when applied to the ball for cleaning purposes, enabled it to keep its shine for longer and therefore its swing'.'
espncricinfo.com/england/content/story/366225.html

t. Broad desperately trying to complete his homework before the 11am submission time

sand the ball.

boy i really just do not like the english one bit

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms

Give him a Bunnings gift certificate and tell him there's a sale on

Yea Forums is completely dead now, people there literally describe it as /pol/ for """smart people"""

even /n/ is filled with /pol/shit now, they somehow always work it into cycling discussion

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same way you always have
ball tampering

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>they somehow always work it into cycling discussion
fucking kek
got some examples?

Can someone please explain what the fuck he was doing here?

youtu.be/00K_St4e0BM

That all looks like the work of Americans.

shant be explaining anything to unpunished ball tampering cheats
jog on

hmm
think i might give Yea Forums a visit lads

its almost as though politics has an ever-present, permeating effect on all things

lots of talk about how cycling is the domain of the white man and how they refuse to cycle alongside darkies

Helo boy's

wouldn't call all of those caps /pol/, just the same stupid shit that's existed on Yea Forums for ages

thats so ridiculous i audibly laughed

i don't even mind discussing politics, but i'm not fucking doing it with literal nazis, racists, misogynists and homophobes
life is too short

so true!

I would say its part of lots of /pol/ and Yea Forums tourists who crosspost and think that every board has the same culture.

god you sound like such an insufferable little faggot desu

edgbaston is peak autism

because they judge other groups of people?
;)

no and it's not made to say that, but it's all coming from /pol/ tourists regardless. it's not something that was on Yea Forums before.
you have to have been on the board beforehand to see how it all changed and the link to /pol/ really. generally, following the gamergate and the election, every single board on this site had a sharp decline

>i don't even mind discussing politics, but i'm not fucking doing it with literal nazis, racists, misogynists and homophobes
>life is too short

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>nerfbastion

Putting on a show

When will the fatty go to bed. He didn't post much yesterday, hope does the same today

fuck its gone to the dogs

used to actually talk about books instead of 'what are some books that i can use as a flimsy pretext to talk about topic'

it's literally just that Yea Forums is just cooler, more well-adjusted and more alpha than other boards
freaks come here from other boards and act freakish and then have a bitch and a moan because we won't placate them

reckon a lot of middle aged cyclists think like this, they're often arrogant cunts, just look at Tony Abbot
Just imagine how many middle american boomers that /pol/ has brought in

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freshies are offended by pol
oldfags lul or ignore it

>poocastle
grim

yeah fair, but a lot of it is clearly people trying to get a rise out of you
the bigger problem is that people are actually replying

lets get back on topic lads

Will Smith score a century?

>'what are some books that i can use as a flimsy pretext to talk about topic'
i absolutely hate this
/pol/ tourists do it on any board - for example on Yea Forums one might make a thread using a photo from a political issue and the OP runs "what are some wrestling storylines about [political issue in pic]?" and of course nobody answers the 'question' but just talks about the political issue the OP wanted.
/pol/ is enormously cancerous.

cricfree.ws

the opposite, oldfags remember when everything didn't revolve around libtards and sjws

Watching bend it like Beckham lads

No mate he's an actor

love how aussies these days throw out cheating accusations for literally anything because they're insecure about being actual cheats

Guilty consciousness

mate that's just a heckin' funny new meme taking the piss out of the jannies for staying on topic
how many do you see on Yea Forums like "what are some good female athletes"

>accusations

properly makes my overies cringe when you see a Yea Forums oddball in Yea Forums and they think they're fitting in and joining in the bants and it's like "nah mate get away from my board"

it was easily the best board on Yea Forums for years
shame it went the way it did

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Will Smith is an ac-
wait a minute

t. /pol/tard crossposter
get fucked you sad cunt

trip on, Jynn

get a grip mate a lot of it was just le infinite jest and stupid bullshit like that

freshies are the /pol/tists

*Punches you in the ovaries*

Begone thot

Sad stuff

have never posted on lit, pol, fit, int or any of these boards of which you speak

Yea Forums is a western centric far right wing website after all. Why would you be surprised by this? Every board is like this.

>Psychological projection is a defence mechanism in which the human ego defends itself against unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.[1] For example, a person who is habitually rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude.

grim, you guys weren't even exaggerating

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Do you get jugs of curry delivered to you by train?

no I hate that shit
what you're describing is just generic trolling, happens on a lot of the popular boards
here are some good examples
you can hate it but it isn't /pol/

dont be so fucking rude mate

bump my cricket thread

I do this lol

Who is the most /pol/ cricketer?

check the top-right thread in this pic the pornposting is pretty non-political i think, i only see them if there's no major sporting event being broadcast at the moment

Mark Vermeulen

t. newcunt

mark vermeulen

Spent about 10 minutes explaining cricket to a greek I hope he gets involved lads, would be nice to play in greece always sunny

big marky v

>In January 2008, he was cleared on grounds of mental illness
yep definitely /pol/ tier.

herschelle gibbs
racist and also not white
youtube.com/watch?v=uM9zZc583C4

t. /pol/shitter

C R I C K E T
but first supermarket so i dont have to go during the test

They've got the right work ethic for test cricket to thrive

Get me some pom bears mate

Dean Jones
youtube.com/watch?v=VAJHouz-Bsg

and

Darren Lehmann
baka.com.au/sport/cricket/lehmann-sorry-for-racial-slur-20030117-gdg4d9.html

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that's just talking about the shooting, not necessarily /pol/
It would be shit on Yea Forums but Yea Forums has always been a little topical, especially before /his/ was created. Literature itself has a lot to do with the world and current events and stuff, this is something you can contrast with writers and their ideas
The problem is just when /pol/tards get into the thread and start spouting bullshit about increasing gun ownership or whatever

Fish and chips mate, thanks

FAKKIN GA BIK TO DA ZU

At least it's been this way since 2016, which was when I started using it. 2016 was the American election year, and /pol/'s relevance peaked. Yea Forums received lot of media attention as well and I suppose a lot of right wingers started using Yea Forums from that year.

Based Mark "ban me and burn" Vermeulen

>football took off in non-anglo countries because of british sailors and immigrants bringing it over
>cricket never took off in non-anglo countries despite british tourists playing it on beaches and parks
thoroughly grim

2016 was when it changed

If only we had invented The Hundred back then

also there's one on Yea Forums generally these things are always people just taking the piss out of americans

Dunno about /pol/ but Graeme Swann was spouting /cric/ memes during the Big Bash once.

>that's just talking about the shooting, not necessarily /pol/
i don't distinguish much between the stereotypical "/pol/ mindset" and "actual discussion of politics", they're both /pol/ to me. irregardless, Yea Forums is not for discussing current events is it.

How do I make my mosquito bites look like juicy juicy mangoes?

First session 5fer for Moeen this morning?

Honestly the only way he stays in the team

for me, it's The Block

just rub em that's what i did when i was a wee lass and just look at me now
*breasts spill out of top*

AW MAN! I missed India beat Windies in Florida!

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says something about the level of intellect required to get into both of those sports.
>kick ball in net
>intense tactical battle played over a gauntlet 5 DAYS

spin bowling in seoul
big bash in busan

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lads can i get some advice on how to bowl legbreaks?

>i don't distinguish much between the stereotypical "/pol/ mindset" and "actual discussion of politics", they're both /pol/ to me.
suppose I just see it differently than you then
I think you're even wrong to see that shooting as political, that's such a narrow american tier viewpoint. It's more of a cultural thing and literature has a lot to do with that
>Yea Forums is not for discussing current events is it.
you realise books are still being written these days? Yea Forums isn't just about discussion of plato's symposium or other meme shit

Worst fucking game

Keep eating the way you have been and eventually your legs will break from the weight

This is the post

do they talk about normie books on Yea Forums?
because i have some strong opinions about the new mo hayder

kek

KEK

K E K

How will /cric/lets EVER recover?

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imagine actually thinking that a low-scoring t20 isn't the best thing possible

>Russia sees cricket as a threat
OH NO NO NO NO

No idea tb h, never really visit it lol
I think generally not, it is more 1900-1970 type stuff. Don't quote me on that

Need to do something about Putin. Now I understand why the Democrats are trying to stop Russia.

nah no genre fiction

>13.5 Cottrell to Kohli, OUT, he's top-edged the pull straight to midwicket. Is this an opening for the West Indies? Absolute lack of pace does Kohli in as he looks to pull from way outside off. Perhaps not the best shot but well, the surface can play tricks. The bowler rolled his fingers across the seam, gave Kohli absolutely no pace to work with. He's bitterly disappointed with himself. Match on!
>V Kohli c Pollard b Cottrell 19 (29b 1x4 0x6) SR: 65.51

kek

KEK

K E K

do NOT let /hoc/ see this

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KWAB

who did this

WHEN I WAS

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>1.6 Cottrell to Dhawan, OUT, that looks plumb! Out comes the salute. Dhawan with an ungainly hack across the line at a length ball. It strikes him right in front of middle and he won't bother reviewing that
>S Dhawan lbw b Cottrell 1 (7b 0x4 0x6) SR: 14.28

>6.3 Narine to Sharma, OUT, holes out to long-on. Uncharacteristic shot from Rohit, looking to clear the ropes but didn't quite get underneath the length. This was yorker-length which he tried to belt and didn't get any power behind it, easy catch.
>RG Sharma c Pollard b Narine 24 (25b 2x4 2x6) SR: 96.00

>6.4 Narine to Pant, OUT, swept straight to deep square! It's a first-baller. What have you done, Rishabh? Fetched it from outside off, playing against the turn, top-edged and good catch
>RR Pant c Cottrell b Narine 0 (1b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00

>11.4 Paul to Pandey, OUT, full, straight and gone! Pandey looks to drill this back past but is beaten for pace as the off-stump takes a walk. Ended up yorking himself.
>MK Pandey b Paul 19 (14b 2x4 0x6) SR: 135.71

>13.5 Cottrell to Kohli, OUT, he's top-edged the pull straight to midwicket. Is this an opening for the West Indies? Absolute lack of pace does Kohli in as he looks to pull from way outside off. Perhaps not the best shot but well, the surface can play tricks. The bowler rolled his fingers across the seam, gave Kohli absolutely no pace to work with. He's bitterly disappointed with himself. Match on!
>V Kohli c Pollard b Cottrell 19 (29b 1x4 0x6) SR: 65.51

>15.6 Paul to Pandya, OUT, the off-stump is knocked back! It's the late swing that has done the trick. Angles this in full from wide of the crease, Krunal is looking to work it through midwicket but then the ball wickedly moves away off the seam to square him up and hit the top of middle
>KH Pandya b Paul 12 (14b 1x4 0x6) SR: 85.71

based effort from windies, proud of dem lads

whoops

>made one joke post that was a nod to an ongoing joke on cric for the last 18 months not that you'd know you seething freshcunt

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A NONCE

based classic mid-2000s (old-newfag) Yea Forums meme

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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>digicel
is that similar to an incel?

kek forgot about this

got her on the ropes

kek you've got her hooked lad. if you were just annoying she'd have unmatched by now.

why the fuck is she replying to you?

There is no greater honor than respecting your elders

Miami Vice kino on the cards.

oh man is it retro meme morning in /cric/?

this is my
BAN KAI

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Gautam Gambhir

Really love this opener desu. Wish I was good looking enough to use it.

how do you filter posts through regular Yea Forums?

Oh they've bumped the cricket to 9Gem because of the fucking block and you have to go to channel 95 for HD

had a big ol dinner so now its time to crawl into bed and snooze

you don't mate, you just deal with it like a man

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Did you set your alarm for second dinner?

>because of the fucking block
??

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it's a tv show

youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM

took the day off toil tomorrow lads

shall be watching the Ashes all night

based

cringe mate

Million Dollar Mile is rigged and the producer LeBron James is a scammer! See video proof: youtube.com/watch?v=2R2my6wEy4Q
Rich dishonest people get richer by deceipt, earning money from TV adverts, wasting the life of tax paying viewers.

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Ive got tomorrow off, but got a big assignment to write and I have to see the doctor tomorrow to get my finasteride script filled and an in-grown hair looked at quite early in the morning so don't think I shall be up quote all night but will have a good go at it.

bit going on here

Kek and based

>but got a big assignment to write
are you a pooni student?

gosh im so glad those days are over. absolutely grim to think i spent 4 years of my life without a real income

>bulgaria
i thought you were back in the UK lad

post-grad student

literally shaking
youtube.com/watch?v=YdgBZDj8Bdk

for me it was 7 years: undergrad and then law school
was pretty fucking based anyway

>doing grad programs
>tell you to do an assessment
>it's nothing but this garbage for 30-40 minutes
sick of this shit

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this could be huge

why are you studying post grad? if its medicine or something thats necessary

but seems a lot of students these days are doing a masters just because they cant get a job otherwise

pretty shit you guys have to do law post grad. grimace to think what your student debt is

What the FUCK does bet365 mean by "bank address" when trying to withdraw?

Not feeling good about smoth today his autism is too strong

first their wombat hunting syndicate gets exposed, and now this shit. fuck off out of Australia fucking chinese

i just put in my local branch address

It's basically a masters to compliment my undergraduate degrees. I have a job, don't strictly NEED this qualification but I want to get it

that high five tracking shot

So did I and it doesn't work

>pretty shit you guys have to do law post grad.
I honestly can't imagine doing it as an undergrad degree, at least not in the states. I don't think most people should be able to practice until they hit their late 20s anyway
>grimace to think what your student debt is
undergrad was debt-free, law was, well... quite a lot. it's worth a grimace to be elite honest haha. i wouldn't give up my law school days for anything though.

try your local synagogue

Business idea: a cricket team full of autists

based and chinkpilled

imagine being in the waiting room of your local law firm, not knowing that a suited sebbesity is about to waddle through the door, heavily perspiring and waiting to fulfil your legal needs

Worked. Thanks.

why would i come out to the waiting room? my secretary would just send em back.

should I be examined?

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He probably specialises in criminal defense of pedophiles and other assorted dog rapists

maybe to be courteous to your potential clients? why is the concept of basic politeness so foreign to americans?

>nonce zealand
>"banter" consists of suggesting a lawyer must deal with paedos

is there like an equivalent of triple m banter radio style set up to listen to?

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Just go to sleep already you fat cunt. Why are you still awake.

based seb
love your work m8
youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8

if there's grass on the wicket, it's time to play cricket

havent been on /cric/ on a longtime

why are you all so obsessed with this BSA?

curious to know how many of seb's clients would still hire him if they knew of his little Yea Forums persona....

yeah he should follow more of hutchence's advice!:) haha

t. cunny poster

t. The incel pedo richo

This is a good read about Bradman's feats in the Ashes, he still has all the batting records to this day

cricket.yahoo.net/news/5-ashes-records-still-owned-175316371

>13.5 Cottrell to Kohli, OUT, he's top-edged the pull straight to midwicket. Is this an opening for the West Indies? Absolute lack of pace does Kohli in as he looks to pull from way outside off. Perhaps not the best shot but well, the surface can play tricks. The bowler rolled his fingers across the seam, gave Kohli absolutely no pace to work with. He's bitterly disappointed with himself. Match on!
>V Kohli c Pollard b Cottrell 19 (29b 1x4 0x6) SR: 65.51
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

nothing pedo about wholesome top cunny

everyone despises him yet he's responsible for 1/5 of posts

wasn't he a draft dodger?
even the pinnacle of australian cricket was a fucking cheat

hate this fugly boong

>As early as 1939, Bradman had a Royal Navy ship named after him. Built as a fishing trawler in 1936, HMS Bradman was taken over by the Admiralty in 1939,[222] but was sunk by German aircraft the following year.[223]
HOWLING
EVEN A SHIP NAMED AFTER THE WAR-DODGER HAD A MASSIVE COLLAPSE
DONALD BRAD"""MAN"""

>he still has all the batting records to this day
woah I never knew this

Would the USA have sent Babe Ruth to War dickhead?

>"England bowler James Anderson is still suffering with tightness in his right calf. He will not take the field in Australia's second innings. If required, he will bat in England's second innings." That is a significant, if not unexpected, blow for England's hopes in this game.
OH DEAR

not just a draft dodger, but a statpadding coward

>batting at 11 to protect your average
poothetic

why is this grandpa still playing anyway?

>"England bowler James Anderson is still suffering with tightness in his right calf. He will not take the field in Australia's second innings. If required, he will bat in England's second innings." That is a significant, if not unexpected, blow for England's hopes in this game.
can't even field lmao

What's the required score for Australia to go on and win here?

Whatever you want, our two man bowling attack will be gassed by lunch.

222

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we sent quite a few of our actors and sportsmen to war mate.
James Stewart flew B-24s over Germany and won the Distinguished Flying Cross.

>another shooting

>wasn't he a draft dodger?

based

Higher than what Britain gets

don't understand people's obsession with moving out

don't see anything wrong with living with your family, and see everything wrong with living in a share house

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Seb, you fat lad. I ask: why do you stay?

oh this is epic

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>Britain

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if you took team photos of the england and australia players separately and then put "england" under the australian players and "australian" under the english players, people would still be making snide comments about how 'weird' the english players look

Todd "looks at notes" Woodbridge

think you're a little blind

friendly reminder british officers sent brave anzac troops charging into certain death while remaining safe far from the front line
youtube.com/watch?v=45bA29ZXCwE

They need our help lads

Can't decide if Stokes is handsome or an El goblino. Very fine line here

for the cricket bla

kek still seething?

>Australia 284 & 124/3 * (31 ov)
>England 374

how do you read this? Australia is at 284 runs, and Englands at 374 but what about
>124/3 * (31 ov)

The only one who would qualify for "national treasure" status would be Elvis and he volunteered and was no doubt protected from anything too dangerous

Didn't like the crosspost apparently, I'll try again. Yea Forums wants to know what the best books about cricket are

>a dramatisation
dumb fucking cunt use something like pic related instead to illustrate your point

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run around the bullets la not into them, do i have to spoonfeed you everything

>The pitch is very dry, says David Lloyd on Sky. Cracks appearing, dents where the fast bowlers have been landing. Potential for the ball to go a bit up and down... There's a bit of cloud and some potential for rain this afternoon... the floodlights may be in play today too... not going to be easy going by any stretch, for either batting side.
oh this is based

are you a white American or some Indian expat?

I got banned for posting this back when he debuted

based jannies not knowing cricket

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He's goodlooking for a ginger

go and rope yourself cancerous cunt

Elvis was drafted mate.
But yes, he was stationed in West Germany in a tank battalion.

lol seethe harder

after the hottest july on record, we're gearing up for the wettest august on record

great time for the ashes to start

WOW that's a rude statement, but I respect your right to make it

always thought he'd just pass as a swarthy local cunt if he didnt have the retarded beard and had a normal hairstyle

we don't take orders from you anymore you weak faggots
caliphate by 2030

someone please answer me

Wow, Smith only need one more century to be 3rd all time in Ashes

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anyone got a working acestream link

for me it's Brown Dog

White as a vidalia onion and twice as sweet.

Australia will need at least 250 here.

he will do it today lad

What brand of laptop/pc do you lads have?

HP masterrace here

(Custom build fags need not apply)

In fuckin half as many matches too

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mate just listen to bbc radio 5 live sports extra

had a bit of a toilet emergency on the way to work

just want a thicc blonde gf

nah my hearing is shit

Lyon will DECIMATE England on a day 5 pitch

Weak era

>"I give it 52% to 48% in favour of England"
>Glenn McGrath

He's doing this on purpose, isn't he?

7th best average only topped by pre 1970 players

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Lyon has been ruined by pyjama

dont think anyone here could handle this tbqh

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aw nice moe

wew

>that soulless kitchen with nothing on the surfaces to add character
going to stick with men thanks

kek

legit not sure if that was on purpose

petite > thicc
i am absolutely and undeniably talking about cricket bats

>England bowling beamers
PATHETIC.

HP as well. Their new ultrabooks are not bad. I got a 13 inch 4k display, 8 core i7, 16 gb ram, 512gb nvme, nvidia gpu 1.1kg ultrabook for 1000 usd 1.5 years back. One of the best purchases I've made

fucking hell moeen this isnt why i named my firstborn son after you

lmao this cunt is cooked

more like stuart going bald

BASED smith

can he be run out on a no-ball?

if so thats a legit tactic

why are boomers so fucking obsessed with olivia newton john

pyjamas?

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yes

You're right. That knob second to the left not being straight up is driving me nuts.

can you be stumped on a no ball?

The state of Stuart Bald's combover

hit the ball Travis you dumbhead

if stuart broad had a peerage he'd be stuard lord

yes

no

maybe

based umpball

not really a comb-over, just thinking at the front big time.

300 IQ move from ali

was that a no ball

broad already had a transplant didn't he? he's too pretty to be bald

i don't watch the ashes i only post on /cric/

It would've been a stumping, not a run out.

If memory serves you can only bowl one head high (or above waist?) full toss per innings. After the second the umpire stops allowing you to bowl.

>the chad bald lyon
>the coping virgin combover broad

umpire wants to be strung up and shot

He's got a massive bald path on the right front side which he tries to cover

As soon as your picking hairstyles to try hide or negate how bald you look, it's a combover

where does everyone watch the ashes? 9now for me

how do people know the right amount to eat? It's a complete enigma to me. I either undereat or overeat

Fully shaving your hair off = comb-over?

Really reeks of fakeness these posts.
Some American desperate to fit in.

what is it about hair loss that turns a man into a catty desperate woman

same
also same

count calories

>watch

No

>Pavel
If you recognise cricket as a sport will you die?

9now for me too haha
wish it was HD but i'll make do lol

wish they'd just fucking broadcast it on the ABC sick of these fucking ads every 20 seconds

It would be extremely unusual.

so so so true

my stream today is sky again
i've already forgotten about adverts. channel9 would've had two ad breaks by now

>As soon as your picking hairstyles to try hide or negate how bald you look, it's a combover
You're shaving your hair to negate the bald spot. Hiding it in plain sight sort of thing. Sounds like a combover.

NOT BOOING HIM NOW ARE YOU CUNTS

Someone please give me a fucking stream

Smith's strikerate is pretty high for someone who has only hit three boundaries in his fifty.

S M O T H
M
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For me, it's guerrilla cricket.com

BASED GOAT SMITH
>BASED GOAT SMITH
BASED GOAT SMITH
>BASED GOAT SMITH
BASED GOAT SMITH
>BASED GOAT SMITH
BASED GOAT SMITH
>BASED GOAT SMITH
BASED GOAT SMITH
>BASED GOAT SMITH

my hairline is going the way of broads unfortunately

9now.com.au/live/gem :)

GONEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF GOT HIM

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on a scale of Pat Poomins to Mitchell Johnson how rent free is Smoth?

why do most anglos get bald and fat when they reach their 30s? i've observed this phenomenon far too often for it to be a coincidence

listening to BASED Aggers on the ABC right now you SEETHING fucking casual

Your not hiding it though your making yourself literally as bald as you can

This is some high level iq shit I'm going to have to consult with the next barber I meet.

steve smith is such an autismo but thats why i cant boo him

>only available in Australia

cunt

ah yes please reduce the size of the broadcast and add a obnoxious, red Realestate.com.au frame around the livestream thank you

half tahitian half aussie here lad
hair is thick and luscious, feelsgoodman

Bad diet and no sunlight

better to be a bald and fat anglo in his 30s than an indian at between 0 seconds of age and any point afterwards

rolf unironically did nothing wrong

just use opera and put on its australian vpn then post on Yea Forums with your regular browser

broad is fucking scaring me lads

Australia are ahead in this match and will go up 1-0

don't think Head will make 50
collapse after that

this. become australian, brother.

ask reddit, unironically

I have an anglo friend from australia. He's fit but he too has fully balded in his early 30s

seething hairlet

>England were a bit miffed Australia were allowed to change the ball and England weren't
the seethe begins

unbased faithless defeatist

bearded butter finger cunt. drop the ball more dumb ump cunt.

Business idea: Ringo Starr commentates the Ashes

Can you identify where the bald spot is on a man who has shaved everything off? It's still there, just hidden.

KEK

how many bowls does a bowler get? new to cricket

youtu.be/xOb7exWKrcc

hoping once I say it it won't come true

unironically first knew him as the commentator for thomas the tank engine before i learned about the beatles (both at a very young age still) and that he was one of the members

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350

6 per over, can bowl as many overs as they want in test cricket but usually its spells of 4-5

There is a draft before the match where the teams bid for how many balls they will get

Yes

infinity

He's a brexit supporter.

I used to watch the same 5 thomas the tank engine VHS tapes every single day when I was 3-5. probably the last time I was happy

fuck wouldnt mind some maccas

I don't care about politics, sorry.

The fast bowlers should get paid alot more than the rest of the team imo, they have to work their ass off all day and completely trash their bodies while every other cunt just stands around

What now lads.

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*ALMOST SMASHED THE BALL DIRECTLY TO A FIELDER BUT GETS A 4 ANYWAY*

oh come on pal i'm sure you've had some bright spots since then
for me, steam engines still dont fail to cheer me up

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stomach just churned at that shot

NEW

Surely you felt pure bliss when Smith scored that century in the first innings?

>13 posts early

What was your first question / her reply?

made it in Smoths name pbuh

My guess for fat would be beers.

Baling no idea, i started balding since i was 19 and am now 26 while other mates have full heads of hair

Say you're an exquisite cook and you want her to taste your coq au van. Cock is just English for coq

what now? Probably fuck off to /soc/

See

Won't be doing this.

Same. He'd be a fantastic on radio commentary.

>World cup champions 2019
>Ashes winners 2019

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SP getting BTFO is the most important thing

England didn't win the world cup