/hoc/

Hockey is for everyone

>Sydney defending
the absolute state of it

With white skin

Steve DeCaro
Call a plumber, the Bears have sprung a leak.

meme comeback for Melbourne incoming

everyone who is white

ice (house)

Refpuck

except faggots and trannies

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=QynNpzqYt0Y

my new neighbour is a nice guy, but i think he might be gay. oh well, as long as he's not a tranny

mustangs will win the goodall cup

I just want >my Addies to win a single game this season.

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This play by play guy has potential, he just really needs some more hype in his voice.

Hockey is for EVERYONE

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based Kimlin roasting these bought-and-paid-for refs

wow post a link

>not already being subbed to the AIHL's YouTube channel
fucking CASUAL

Just type aihl into youtube

i dont want gary to see me associated with that hemisphere

Do the broadcast all the games or just one a day?

I don't think I could survive living in Australia. I wouldn't be able to take anyone with those accents seriously.
A guy could have me at gunpoint and be trying to talk to me and I'd just laugh.

I feel like I could play 4th line on a bad team in the AIHL but it would never happen because apparently each team is only allowed 4 foreign players and they probably wouldn't waste one of those spots on a plug like me :(

Maybe try the EIHL. I think they're allowed way more foreign players.

Why the fuck am i tired all the time, when i get 8-10 hours of sleep per day

thinking about dennis beyak

later fellas, don't forget church tomorrow

including racists and homophobes

probably not getting enough electrolytes

what's your diet like?

I eat ass.

Tasmanian team when?

love i eat ass meme

Confession: I don't actually eat ass.

they always sound like they're fucking with you lol

eating ass is pretty gay. know who else loves eating ass? the gays.

desu i have eaten 4 girls asses. i dont think i ever ate my exwife's ass, but if i did, that would be 5 (the four girls in question were after the exwife).

did they wipe well?

I feel like I could give a girl a stiff rogering in the butt if she was really clean, but I don't think I'll ever bring myself to put my taste buds where the doody comes out.

Hockey.

i ate ass once. was pretty clean and tidy. very earthy kind of flavour

3 of the 4 had great hygiene, the other one was the hottest/messiest in-general, but i never saw an issue down there.

drinking coffee at 6:29 pm

/hoc/ - beaver enthusiasm, radon awareness, and anal hygiene

still saturday night here

pook

>Hue Jackson had a 3-36-1 record in two-plus years as the Browns’ coach.
lmao at ohio

there have been a string of bike thefts in my town hoc i think its the refugees

13:51 ausfailia btfo

It usually is.
The trick is to never let them in in the first place. Once they show up, there's no getting rid of them.

most of the bike thefts here are done by wh*tes on drugs

damn tongans

hey, if you have me filtered, fuck you.

Forking this to AJHL

>be spring 2021
>las vegas aces await their run for their third straight wnba championship
>las vegas raiders fresh off of their superb owl win
>vegas golden knights on track to win their second straight stanley cup
>mlb, mlels, and nba will be here within two years
feels great to be from the city of champions

>wnba

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>feels great to be from the city of champions
you don't live in tuscaloosa

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based

even lebron knows the aces are the real deal

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Now this is a shit post

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real pookcific hours

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wtf i thought it was 1 am

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youtube.com/watch?v=5ZUw78FXpG4

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off to bed got church in the morning

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

How much money are you forking over, ya cuck?

no it isnt

Just browsed hfboards. I thought the summer was bad here, this is like paradise by comparison. I honestly don't know how the mods there do it, aside from being 24/7 binge drinkers.

good lad

fucking based

it's a good place to discuss hockey

when did finns become better at hockey than canadians

how much money do you fork over at the bar to the waitress? Probably more.

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>Where Boomer and Zoomer collide

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IT WAS THEIR TURN!

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dead meme

>he pays for his drinks at the local bar instead of befriending the staff
Christians really are fucking low iq subhumans.

Couture is a beast desu. Wish he wasn't stuck on the Sharks.

We shitting on the knighties again?

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yes im sure your local bar lets you come in and drink for free

sounds like you are just taking advantage of your friends generosity. shouldnt except any sort of decency from a subhuman tho.

No one believes you

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What's the point of lying on an anoymous image board

(You)s

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

It's true, if you stick to cheap beer on tap, and the occasional cheap shot. No free food though, that, you definitely have to pay for.

to make retards seethe

i pay for my drinks at my local but often get free food

I always lie. Even when I tell the truth.

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I was having a bad day before you reminded me of that.
>The Shorks
>blessed be thy name

youtube.com/watch?v=jcm8hKZ0kLE

wrong, boyo

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>Panthers and Stars
>Not nonexistent

This

>maybe if I post it AGAIN, this time, it'll be different

@94604844
Thanks for another (You) retard.

im only 6 months away from wizardry

An implosion of that magnitude couldn't have happened to a more deserving team

Just go get sex stupid.

>deserving of anything

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based ed

>94604856
What an empty life you live.

I'm saying knights fans deserved to suffer a playoff choke like that.

>be american
>get shot

>le ebin choke XD

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*shoots you*

How American of you.

>WHOOMP! (THERE IT IS)

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for me it's
>boom boom boom
>now lemme hear ya say way oh
>way ohhhh

I honestly don't trust the look in Gallant's eyes. He just has this look. Like, if you don't do what he says, he gets together with his three favorite players in your bedroom after your fast asleep, and goes Full Metal Jacket on you. One player tightens up some cloth, puts it in your mouth and holds your head down. Another player is already under the bed, and has a firm grip on both of your wrists. The third player has your ankles secured, as Gerard The Terrible beats the shit out of you, by relentlessly whipping you with soap bars in a pillow case.

I mean, his method has been pretty damn effective to get them to play above their level so far. But at some point, you're going to have to fix your PK.

I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

oops, great post then fren

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>do-do-do-do do

>a-at least we b-beat vegas

>I'm saying knights fans deserved to suffer a playoff choke like that.
And now the Leafs fans don't have to suffer the humiliation of having the biggest choke in recent memory. As an aside, I've really cut back on my drinking since that happened!

>Leafs fans don't have to suffer the humiliation of having the biggest choke in recent memory
This has to be bait. While a massive choke, it might not even crack the top 3 playoff chokes of this year.

>The Panthers and Maple Leafs are the only teams to have never won a playoff round in the salary cap era

This season, I want to see the Leafs get up to a 3-game lead in the first round, only to get reverse swept by a sunbelt wildcard team with the final loss coming on the Leafs' home ice.

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>yfw happens and it's the Panthers that do it

Leafs are regressing to a wildcard spot next season. So Tampa could do it I guess.

Leafs won't make the playoffs this year.

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Based Kitties

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yes, this needs to happen

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huomenta but the opposite

finland at church this morning?

teams i wanna see in the playoffs
>yotes
>kitties
>nucks
>oilels

teams i want to see out of the playoffs
>pongs
>laffs
>bruins
>caps

mostly east teams because the east bracket is incredibly stale, same playoff matchups for years now

>falling for the christian jew

Nah, they're all at the sacred pagan grove instead.
I wasn't supposed to tell anybody, but I don't want /hoc/ to worry.

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>canadian wants to see canadian teams and "le honorary snowbelt team xd" in the playoffs, and actual good teams out of the playoffs
What a surprise.

>mostly east teams because the east bracket is incredibly stale, same playoff matchups for years now
Well, >we tried to at least make thing interesting.

Gonna see if I can actually fall asleep now, based fucking insomnia.

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east playoffs are the same shit every year, only the canes and somewhat the isles made it interesting

teams i want to see win the stanley cup
>jets

teams i dont want to see win the stanley cup
>blots

Dream playoff brackets for next year?
Not teams that are most likely to make it, but what you'd like to see.
And you have to pick all 16 teams.

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also i picked 2 canadian teams in 1 canadian team out. i couldn't care less if the other canadian teams get in or stay out

shut up chambers

any west canada matchup
any scenario with the laffs getting btfo in the 1st round again (preferably by the bruins)
any california team matchup because they all seem to hate each other
any scenario where the blots get btfo in the 1st round (preferably by a wildcard team)

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sign the finn, kevin

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cringe

how long do you have to get rejected before you get magic powers?

About 35 years-worth of rejection

good night /hoc/ nation

Hockey? Hmmm.. Coffee? Ahhh..

really wanna go ice fishing lads but sadly cannot do it in nz

just go regular fishing with ice drinks

i want to go ice fishing like this
youtu.be/PuAueaIku-s

Deinstitutionalization was a mistake. Put the loonies back in their loonie cells.

everything i post here is either very meta and/or extremely high iq, i would not expect anyone here to appreciate or even truly understand them

Did we push Ted just a little bit too far?

help i'm stepping into the twilight zone

No, I'm glad he is dead

Everything you post here is fucking gay cause you're fucking gay lol

pretty rude and homophobic desu, very low iq

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>bloos
>lawful good
stopped reading there

really just a shockingly bad post

Ben Stokes to Head, OUT! Caught behind! Head departs after getting to his fifty! The slower ball has done the trick for England! A wicket against the run of play but England will take it with both hands.

whats the deal with jets fans

Was USA a mistake?

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would absolutely heem ben stokes if i ever saw him in nz desu

why is based colored red and faggots green? also this list is awful but i'm sure you're aware of this already

1 person in my country was a little upset

>knights
>based

Why dont you fly over here and ask that. I promise not to shoot you

they have very high iq which makes them seem weird to you but really youre just not intelligent enough to understand

jets fans are so cringey holy moly

they have very low iq which makes them seem weird to you but really youre just intelligent enough to not understand

cringe

>nonexistant

okay

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getting ready for church?

of course, adolf

...

it's better this way

thoughts on Tero getting beaten up by immigrant bouncer?

youtube.com/watch?v=tU9EDOB18b0

>finns getting disrespected in their own country
Finland was a mistake

Unironically yes

>sunday
>day of rest
>forced to get up early and sit up straight on a hard bench for like 2 hours
never understood church much

>sunday
>it's cloudy

>falling for the church meme
Oy vey. Empty your pockets or god hates you

It's good for networking. It's also nice to be part of the community. I like the music. Also it makes God happy

donating isn't mandatory. anyone can go, it's free

only got an hour sleep
gonna be a rough day

Lads, I’m stuck in the US for another 36 hours. I don’t want to get shot. What do?

Good morning

I swear to God I had no idea

>thursday
>dont actually believe in norse mythology

You forgot Wednesday and Friday as well

Just step onto my property, its really cool

youtube.com/watch?v=SLlYUgcGGoo

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Why can Americans not help but shoot each other?

Come down here and say that

>it makes an omnipotent being happy that his ants take an hour out of their week to exist in the same room and only for ulterior motives
hmmm

They took the expression "shoot the shit" literally

Can /hoc/ please refrain from making any insensitive remarks, questions, or otherwise problematic statements regarding the recent tragedies? Thank you for your understanding.

>t. The shooter

dilate

NEVADAWOO~

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None of us could really know what would make an omnipotent being happy.

*shoots you*
He was coming right at me. You all say that, right /hoc/

why did ted do it?

probably a false flag so libtards can steal our guns

would be top kino if it turned out to be trump that took our guns. i'm gonna miss days on the range bros.

I believe the Bible is God's word and he says exactly what makes him happy in there

one too many posters told him to clean his grill

I don’t give a shit. Nobody will remember this shit like a month after it happens

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guns are mandatory on /hoc/ mountain

thinking about pitbull euthanasia

why not shoot everybody that wants gun control. problem solved

I think it's more like he cleaned his grill but the filth was the only thing keeping his brain parasites at bay

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he's a good boy he would never hurt nobody

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the Commandant has a complete security team
tourists and otherwise visitors are always kept in secure areas complete with observation and armed guards
tourists and otherwise visitors are NOT permitted to have weapons of their own of any kind
>"we ain't Texas, don't need to run of coyotes!" says the Commandant ...

why cant this nigga learn how to correctly greentext or post in general?

>who are
you quoting?

>"why cant this nigga learn how to correctly greentext or post in general?"

how do I make the text green? someone said I have to disable triforce but I don't know how

haaha you have to diliit system 69 Xd

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󠛡 󠛡󠛡 󠛡>t. newfag

that feature is reserved only for 4channel gold members

Thinking about pucks in vaginas

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business idea: intermission competition to see which women can fit the most pucks up her vageen

I sure hope you all cashed your (You) in for a 4channel pass. The deadline for yearly (You) is quickly approaching and they are set to expire

Spoiler: it isnt church

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magnum dong

>always gritty in reddidelphia

almost got all digits wow

Just shit myself lads

what sv% does you backup end 19-20 with?

i'll start. lehner ends with a .918.

Hellebuyck .930
Berdin ends the season starter and .960

>rags

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Someone bring me some Imodium I’ve just sprayed liquid Tavares

Here, let me wipe that butt of yours.
*SLYUUUUUUUURPPP*
Yup, all clean!

test

>how the fuck do I blacktext?
>it seems like most people are posting in black but all my posts seem to end up in green.

delete system 32 and then triforce

▲
▲▲

have sex

...

thanks sweden

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corndog.io/

corndogoncorndog.com/

really got me thinking

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>20
/El Paso Coyotes/ WHEN?

>they call him a Swede
???

>walk into store
>sell a big set without even trying
Lmaoing at all sellettes

try Reddit if you want a username so badly ya pinhead

he was born in sweden, doubt he can say anything in swedish though

>though this thread was dedicated to the ALIH
>it's not
Pathetic.

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>he's still trying to sell his knoifs to /hoc/
Loving
Every
Laff

lmao like how many knives do I need lmao

Try sucking my cock if ya wanna be a faggot, faggot

275th for Thrashers 2023 Cup

Sorry youd actually have to not live in your parents basement to buy my knives. /hoc/ is full of neets and weebs.

>hunting
>pocket/utility
>paring
>fillet
>chef
>carving
6, you need 6 knives total

w...w..whats that, you say you'll take 6???
and you're serious this time, not like last time when you laughed and ran away?
ohhhhh boy, things are looking up for ol' knifedick

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Lmao unironically had a leaf buy 6 at once a few days ago.

hope he paid in usd and not loonies

Based and Sunbelt pilled

He did

shannon rated us 2nd going into next season behind only the lightning

how the fuck is a fan supposed to feel about this. people think the blues are good now and its confusing

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You can take the man away from the autism, but you cant take the autism away from the man

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my Ducks are good right?

Nigger people always think the Blues are good.What you're not used to is believing them.

Thinking about giving Shannon a kick to the stomach and a stunner but he’s such a manlet the stunner may be hard to apply

WHY MUST WOMEN ALWAYS BE SO SHALLOW AND NARCISSISTIC.

Dead team dead league.

angry?

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Threadly reminder St. Louis is a whiter metro area than almost any city that tries to maintain a sports rivalry against it senpai

Xheattle Dickgirls

Why has noone thought of this before? This changes everything!

When did Yea Forums start thinking calling someone a nigger meant they were angry?

Reddit came to 4chinks during the election and they’re triggered by big words

this
the st louis poster is a r*dditspacing r*dditor
also >us

Theyll be middle of the league desu wildcard or 3rd in the Pacific

I'm a St.Louis poster too, that's why I know literally his problem is he's not used to believing in the team. Everyone always says the Blues are a contender, but we're so used to choking that you never believe it.

>i don't want to play for the shanty shitty smelly shithole of edmongolia
based pulju working albortions into a seething shoot

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imagine the dimes Bulju would draw playing with Sid

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>implying even edmongolia wants that bust

I can't believe he said that

wtf another mass shooting today?

that was just me shooting a huge load on your gfs massive twat

>The mayor said the carnage in Dayton marked the 250th mass shooting in the United States so far this year, a figure that could not immediately be verified.

>meme numbers

but i thought having legal guns were supposed to stop all the bad people since law abiding open carry citizens would react

norge I am bored out of my mind, help me

76% of statistics are made up.

Plebbitors who need to go back to their nigger loving hug box. Also remember when Danny Heatley killed his best buddy

Play Rocket League; the official /hoc/ game

Yes there was a mass shooting in Chicago today as well but you're not going to hear much about that. You see my leaf friend, a "mass shooting" is any time 4 or more people are shot. This is why any time some gang banger does a drive by in the hood there is a "mass shooting" and why this statistic is so inflated. But the media does not care about coonery or black people so why would they report on inner city crime?

>poo darvshit

yeah nah I think I'll just stick to run escape

so you are saying 250 is a low guess?

Ah I see you weren't pretending to be retarded, it's just a fact of life for you.

that wasnt some number the media made up, that was a comment made by the mayor of the town. dont know why you are trying to paint that as >fake news when they are just quoting a person, they even added this comment couldnt be verified.

I’d mass shoot a hurriniggers game but there wouldn’t be enough people there

>thinking you could pull off a shooting in North Carolina
They'd all be armed. They'd just shoot you first.

Yeah I’m sure randy and the zoomers who don’t know the rules are carrying weapons

The media and dems constantly meme out these meme numbers. Same for school shootings. Some d00d ends himself in his car parked in some school parking lot, and they'll run it up as just another school shooting in 'merica.

Chicago's cold enough, why don't they just put hockey rinks in so they don't have time to shoot each other. I don't even understand why Chicago's a gang hub. It's not like it's a fucking port city and they have crack coming in.
What's also funny is that I had to fact check this since I don't have a hint of geographic knowledge. I believe Iran as the media's has us believe is somewhere closer to Quebec than the other end of the world. But that's a side bar. What's funny about this is that when I was looking up Chicago I seen an article from THIS WEEKEND about 7 people shot on a PLAYGROUND in the West end.
I don't know where I'm going with this. Hockey, niggers, etc. You'll have to post this piece together. I'm confused again

Libtards DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC

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what the sheeeit

hlinka gretzky starting in about 18bongs

but not other political parties right? they are always telling the truth.

why didnt the shooter pop ted

he's too fat for bullets to penetrate

Maybe he did.

bobs, panarin, and duchene are probably so glad they left that absolute shithole when they did

>mad
>at ice

No, but on the gun issue it's mostly libs overmemeing.

>sunbelt ice

Dayton isn’t Akron or Columbus ya big dumb fags

>rednecks bitch about needing guns to protect themselves because they cant rely on police
>mass shooting incident arises
>they are all too afraid to pull out their guns to respond
>police end up dealing with the shooter anyway

Just like my morning shit isn't my yesterday shit, but they're still all in the oversized porta shitter we loathingly call Ohio

>standings

golare har inga polare bre

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>Dayton
>gun country
okay sweaty

For me, it’s cleaning my guns and reloading my own ammo with a few beers and the am radio on

KEK 3 mass shooting in a span of 2 days
>el paso
>some shithole in ohio
>now dayton

fucking americans and their freedoms

in shock from that filthy grill

I fucking hate cleaning guns.
>when you come back from 7 days in the woods, almost no sleep cause half the platoon decided that theyre "sick" so you got stuck in a watchpost the entire time
>finally get back and think you'll get some time to rest, only to have to sit for ages outside your room cleaning your rifle
those were the worst 30ish minutes in intti by far

@

>mad
>at guns

>7 days with barely any sleep
Is this when you learned the art of the sip?

>some shithole in ohio
>now dayton
Just don't give Canadians any (you)s anymore. It's not worth it.

It’s soothing and relaxing pekka you’re doing it wrong

my bad, it was a shithole in shitcongo

believe it or not I only went out drinking once while in the army
It was usually the sotilaspoliisi (= soldierpolice or something like that) who ended up getting major punishments for coming back drunk out of their minds

hockey

trips of truth

Why would the rest of the world care about mass shootings when all they do is reduce the American population? Also. It's proven (by me and entirely in my mind) that Dayton was a patsy and El Paso was a cenobite which are in fact, very real

deliver us from /pol/baiting

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watching sad dog videos again

Daily reminder this is not r/relocanes

>reeeeeeeeeeee

I fully agree with this statement, it sucked big time. But 30 mins? That sounds a bit short tbhonest. We usually had to do it for at least 60 min after a week in the woods
>spend an hour cleaning it
>line every part up on the floor, with every part lined up like the others
>have some sergeant spend 5 minutes looking over every single damn rifle
>have to redo every part with a single molecule of residue still on it

For me it was using matches even though you weren't supposed to.

:(

*sips*
Now this is soothing

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I can tell. I can't find the UpDundon button or where to buy u/94620634 or u/94620555 4 Channel gold

>sips

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you stood up after you were done, a staff member or undersergeant would come up to you and you had to repeat some line i no longer remember (and your guns number) to him. If it was clean you got to put it back in the storage outside your room, otherwise you were fucked and had to clean again. I usually just avoided shooting at camps cause then I would barely have to clean it at all.

Based Norge archerybro
How you been shooting? Haven’t got my bow out since March

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>not just telling mr. Army man you're an anti-vaxxer and laugh as he sends you on the first train home

UpJerks and DownBruins for all my "hockey" fans in the sunbelt tonight

enjoying some of these atm

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Nice, we were never allowed to lock away the guns before everyone was done. And if you were done you had to help other who weren't so there was never any point in not shooting, since you had to clean guns either way. So you might as well shoot and clean your own gun.

/hoc/ conscription week in the woods when?

What expression is o ring man trying to display here

blessed

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Give it a rest, Ed.

Conscription was one of the best years of my life though, I don't regret it one bit

there is no Ed, stop trying to fit in ya fudge packing fag

>Jojo in my /hoc/ thread

nice

Every America should receive two in the back of the head

Problem solved
>hockey

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are you a pre-2010 or post 2017 army guy?
2/14 here (= 2nd arrival year 2014)

>tfw you will never again spend long summer nights chugging bourbon and playing burnout paradise with your squadmates
it's a downright miracle we didn't get caught once for all the drinking we did at barracks. made gines weekends very fun

pic also related

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>shooting a landmass

sounds pretty comfy

people who want gun control should be shot

pre-2010, the good ol' days when recruits didn't have "rights".
Good on you!

What kind of a unit were you in?
For me it was light infantry focused on urban warfare

Where do we sign up, may as well get it over with
>self starter over here

it's the face of a snack who just doesn't care anymore

kind of wish there was something like that here. the closest we have is a choice in secondary school is to sign up with a reserve unit and spend it split between school and training at an armoury.

>no cups since 1975
>Makes a mascot and pretend its cup quality
Yikes

yea its such a shame we get to choose

>Think's hes cup worthy
oof

Got stuck in a signal unit, honestly it was probably the best one I could've ended up in though. Whenever I would ask people from other platoons what they had to do at camps, my tasks seemed way easier.

That sounds like it could be fun. But I guess it's not really the same as living and training with the same guys for 11 month straight. Really was the perfect thing to do after (the swedish version of) high school, before deciding what to study in uni. Instead of doing some dumb shit like backpacking in southeast asia

t. Pete

I didn't know I had the choice to cut class and go shoot guns and at this point in my life I'm probably not sound for the army. Live and learn I guess they say

>o ring man
that's clearly a cheese doodle, but I like the term "o ring man"
>cause I eat ass

Nice. Too many people are focused on "the most badass" units. And sure, those units are the right choice for some people. But that doesn't mean you'd get the most out of being in one of them.

...he does??

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Wish i was a scandi, not gonna join the military just to get blown up by muhammad's IED in the middle east

I know people who if they had to do something like that would have almost certainly benefited from it.

ayy

All Philthie fans think Gritty is not only their *3rd cup*, but even greater than even winning a Stanley cup itself. Is there not a more just and söy team then that these days?

I benefited a lot from it myself. But I've learned that it all depends on what you make of it.
If you believe it will suck, if you believe you'll hate taking orders etc. Then that is what's likely going to happen. You'll hate it and not benefit from it at all.

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seattle tossed salads and scrambled eggs

Seattle Metrosexuals

Tbh I'm sure it can be fun if you get into the right divisions. Most people I know were stuck with dull paper-shuffling memes though. I get really upset and stubborn when people tell me what to do without leaving me a choice, so for me, it was never going to be enjoyable anyway. Was seething internally for a full week while I tried to eel my way out.

My form is getting better. Thinking about increasing my draw weight from 35 to 45 lbs soon.

That's Philadelphia's thing though so how dare they copy us!

I believe you
I wish more Burger hear would join, instead of making meth or shooting up corner stores for the news
did ten years voluntarily and would have done more if not for a bum ticker

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2020 NHL basedoff
W1 xheattle dickgirls
W2 golden reddit disney on (bad) ice
W3 Bing Bing wahoo
W4 Brock blowser and the cantpucs
E1 Randy
E2 Tampa
E3 >laf
E4 (crossover because playoff crossover is actually a high iq move) analslime
Who wins lads?

a guy i know from highschool joined the military and was deployed to iraq in 2015. he said he was basically just a police officer there for about 6 months.

>based wordfilter going over this jabroni

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Xheattle>vegass
Bing bings>hongcouver
Randy chokes out tampa again
Ducks>laffs

Bing bings>xheattle
Ducks>randy in 7

Ducks>bing bings in 6

I agree fully with that it to some extent matters where you do your service. And regarding your view on orders I think it falls in line with this "it depends on what you make of it". And I don't mean to put any value into that statement.

To me personally, orders is something you recieve in most jobs out there, civilian or not. They may come from a boss or a client and the biggest difference is just that they are less direct than they are in the military.

Well, it sure beats making meth as you say. I still hold on to a part time emplyment. It's always fun to meet the lads and shoot some shit a couple of times a year.

>W2 golden reddit disney on (bad) ice
that's the MGM on bad ice
MGM is not disney
still shit, but another flavor of shit

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Yeah. I can see how that can be the case. Deployment experiences seem to vary a lot depending on which country, where in the country and when you were there.
Countries that gets deployed to tend to not be so stable

who are the riders of Rohan of the NHL?

Is 25 too old for the military?

Frasier is sovereign Seattle clay.

>signing up for the Military at any age

NOPE

go check out the recruitment website about requirements

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What's the matter pussy

St Louis fuckin did it lads

I knew a guy that dropped everything in his 30s to join the army

You can join the navy up to 35

help me out here, I have some Yea Forums essential charts song on my head. I cant remember the name of the song/album/artist but I remember a few snippets from the song. something like "in a hospital bed" and "couldnt believe"

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there are no horse teams in the NHL

he cant do pushups

I can't wait for the next Cupless team to claim their first
Who ya think it gonna be, lad??
>image related, likely the Last

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Do you still gotta pass a DUDE test to enlist?

business idea: horse team in the NHL

COAST GUARD CAN JOIN UP TO 39

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He thinks running if for /athletes/ only

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seems to have been the antlers - shiva, thanks /hoc/

if only KC, lad
>if only

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I'll tell you who it won't be
>snes

I think that's a My Chemical Romance song

>using any language other than english
pinsamt

Thinking i may try and join the air force

>mad at skärmklipp

more like, chair force, *wheeze* get it fellow *muhreenz* HOOOAH amirite?

jesus christ /hoc/ has been even more dead than usually these last few days. I'm pretty sure I'm the only finn thats been posting here

Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high, into the sun,
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At ’em boys, Give’er the gun! (Give’er the gun now!)
Down we dive, spouting our flame from under,
Off with one heckuva roar!
We live in fame, or go down in flame,
Hey! Nothing’ll stop the U.S. Air Force!
©1947

Seattle

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It's not the taking orders from generals I had a problem with. More the fact that they threatened to send MP to my door 4 times for not signing some dumb enrolling form after I had already told them that I was going to study that year (to which their respong was basically "that's too bad lad")

that actually a very good guess, given league history

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>implying generals would ever give you a second of their time
you would be stuck getting orders from undersergeants or maybe from an oversergeant if you're lucky

I hate that white people smile. I'm definitely guilty of doing it myself.
Fun fact about myself; I've never learned how to smile properly with my entire mouth, so I usually just smile with my eyes.

As I said, it's what you make of it. My biggest problem with consciption in the form we have it now is that not everyone is forced to do it.

If everyone is forced to do it, it sets everyone back one year fro studying or making money working. If only a part of each age group is forced, only they are set back a year. That is something I find truly unfair. Luckily most people volunteer and only a few are forced each year.
But as far as I'm concerned they should at very least be paid a full salery as long as only parts of the age group has to do it.

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become a cop instead

>and killed in a terrorist action
may as well get some free college first

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Not a bad choice tbf. Try getting some education on technical stuff and whatever else you may later on use in your civilian life.

I don't know about America. But in Sweden the mayor reason as to why the average salery in the air force is higher than the army (and I think the navy too, but to a lesser extent) is that the air force has to contend with the civilian market for their employees to a higher degree.

>I usually just smile with my eyes
how come your eyes have teeth?

With white skin

just a simple :) is usually enough. dont need to go soiboi tier.

>become cop
>much less physically taxing than military
>dont have to ship off to some foreign shit hole
>get to fuck with people, especially niggers, daily
>play your cards right and be one of those cops that ride around on horses like a fucking wild west sheriff
>eventually become a detective and solve murders and shit
>if youre actually intelligent and good at your job you can move up to highly paid, political positions
>despite bullshit on Yea Forums get much respect from community
>great benefits
college is a fucking meme anyway, free or otherwise, unless you want to be an engineer

that was entirely unnecessary
and being a shit beat Cop is a meme, Memeland

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I think my mouth muscles are too weak from never smiling. Whenever I try to smile they just start spazzing out so I look even more retarded than usual

pretty sure you have to go to college to study forensics to be a crime scene detective. you arent just going to get promoted to detective after working a beat for a while.

You know, hockey used to be a sport for MEN.

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the guys you see on cops who have been beat cops for 10+ years are literal fucking brainlets. anyone with more than one brain cell only has to be a beat cop for ~3 years before moving up

also dont forget; if you become a cop reddit will hate you

Yeah, that not true

>talk out of your entire Ass
I eat ass

this is a myth, and there are other types of detective work. typically they will want at least an undergraduate degree, preferably in criminology, psych, etc. but not necessary if you are good at your job and display the right attributes. you can also work part time as a cop while you get any required education

things change, old man

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>t. ex military hoo rah retard disappointed in himself and his shit decisions
yes it is lol

>𐍂𐌰𐌾𐍃

most of the job is just responding to slight complaints made by civilians about people making too much noise or doing something weird. shows like cops glorify the job.

I would be a cop but they won't take me because I have a criminal record. I like to pretend I'm a cop sometimes though

>wake up
>5 august 2019
>patrik laine still has not been signed

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new zealand you are quickly becoming my least favourite jets fan, and that is saying a lot

shant be bullied by rudeposters desu

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>the only jewtewber I've ever followed is winnipegger
bretty cool desu

What is with these primadonna Finns. First Pulju, now Laine. Hope Kakko doesn't turn out like that.

why do you care about a >rags prospect?

because chambers is a fucking weirdo

im a primadonna girl

Just wait for the season, we will make Tripfagging Great Again

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shannon isnt a jets fan

Thinking about pussy

Do you want marry muscle handsome canada 6' business man smart funny white?

getting it ready, cuck?

m13 is

notice that photo is taken later in the evening and not during the blazing heat of the midday, in which those plastic bitches would melt

check it out, this letter looks like a cock:

ⰴ

No, the thread is moving way to slow. Dont want to spend the next 3 hours waiting for 15 posts.

Glacier was kino lads

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I'm glad you managed not to get shot my American friend

lads it snowed like 1cm in my town and roads are closed flights are delayed buses are delayed school is starting later

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>managed
Like less than .1% of people actually get shot

Comfy. Imagine playing hockey there in the winter

if you aren't used to driving in the snow shits fucked. I'm guessing nobody in australia even knows what all season tires are, let alone winter tires.

schools and airports being affected by snow usually have more to do with the condition of the roads than the actual amount of snow

>school is starting later
WHy? If it's that bad just call a snow day.

pompulat

>Australia

>implying driving in snow is anything special
People only think theres something different so they sperg out and make mistakes like retards.
Just. Fucking. Drive. You. Faggots.

Chambers is a tripfag which is downright malicious to the site at best, but I don't talk shit about him because even though like all trips he's uninteresting, unintelligent, self centered, etc. He also has taste in women closer to my own than the rest of you fucking blow hards.

idk maybe because people have to drive slower or something but not enough snow to actually cancel
odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/snow-isolates-parts-south

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...

>them
>mild

I'm none of those things you listed B-)

gonig to wait for a less faggot edition to be made

Just remove the snow lad.

You only say that because you are used to driving in the snow you complete fuckwit.

Am not, I live in the sunbelt

all you need is a hand-brake desu

then you are just plain retarded.

No u. Just fucking drive you cunt and get the fuck out of my way. Literally the only rule to the road. Stay moving and get the fuck out of the way.