/nfl/ general - RIP edition

Even in digits, Slater is lucky as fuck.

Its no much Brady for me (although that smug ass grin he always has is punchable) its the media and comms constant rimming of him.

I remember during the Chargers playoff game the entire opening drive was just a short dumpoff that would go for 10-15 yards. And comms were screaming 'How good is Brady' 'This is why Brady is the goat' 'He's 41 years old!!!'.

Like am I missing something? It was just little dinks to open guys that explode for big yardage, the plays were scripted and drawn up that way, Hoyer could have done the bloody same.

wtf i hate tom brady now

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>Tom Brady is anime.

So confirmed gay?

based

Is the pick 'em league dead? Should I start a new one?

9 super bowl appearances and 6 wins

>tfw I cant help but think of sean taylor when I see these ed reed HOF videos

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>

Safid Deen
@Safid_Deen
HOF OL Kevin Mawae shouts out #Dolphins great Zach Thomas during his enshrinement speech: “When they ask me who should be in the Hall of Fame, I think of No. 54 from the Miami Dolphins.”

most likeable Jet

Had a chance to clinic with Mawae at ASU earlier this year. Phenomenal guy. Not only HOF player, HOF person as well. Unbelievable that he's not a P5 or NFL OL coach yet. If LSU has any sense (which is a stretch) they'll hire him next time that job is open.

Andy Reid CAN coach deep in the playoffs

lol

based Slater

only if his team gets a first round bye

With reports coming in that Nick Bosa is a more complete pass rusher than Aldon Smith, is he going to beat Aldon Smiths record to 50 sacks?

Aldon Smith had Justin Smith next to him running stunts, and Ahmad Brooks on the opposite end in a Vic Fangio defense. And was part of the Sack Francisco machine.

By comparison Bosa has a top five end in Dee Ford on the opposite end. And a top 3 DT in DeForest Buckner in the middle. If the secondary can cover for more than 3 seconds I say he has a better chance than anyone outside of Nick Chubb.

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Is safety the most neutered position in football?

Back even 10 years ago wide receivers didn't want to cross the middle because the safeties would literally murder them. Now safety is just a glorified version of linebacker.

How’d you come across an opportunity like that?

Will there ever be an all Texas Superb Owl?

dunno, how come florida has more football teams than Texas anyway?

Not as long as the Texans are the Texans. Browns tier they are.

Boutta smoke a black n mild, brehs.

Underrated post.

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Finally a Houston Texan makes it to the HoF.

The new trend with linebackers actually is to convert safeties to inside/middle line backer so they can cover fast tight ends and running backs on a Texas route so you aren't wrong. And guys like Kam Chancellor and Earl Thomas were a dying breed. Now safeties are about as depricated as running backs with out the workload. They essentially have to play as cornerback/linebacker hybrids. With no heavy hits or else they lose part of their game check.

boutta smoke weed

>already dealing with injuries
>never had more than 7 sacks in a season in college

Why has John Lynch drafted so many busts?

Polomalu was better

t. vikings fan

Dumbest opinion I ever seesawed.

>le interception man is better
Ed Reed was easy to game plan for. Polomalu was an unpredictable rocket. There was nothing he wasn't great at. He could single-handedly take over a game. Reed wasn't shit after he left Baltimore. Once he didn't have pro bowlers and Ray Lewis telling him what to do every play he couldn't touch his former greatness. Troy is a one of a kind. Reed is someone you get every year in the draft. Deal with it Raven fag

>Hoyer could have done the bloody same

so why haven't the patriots saved a ton of money in cap space and offloaded Brady, and just used Hoyer?

Clips of belichick and Brady literally going over Reed tape saying “wtf are we going to do about Ed” vs. le gambling head and shoulders man. No. Embarrassing opinion.

>Mahomes records

NFL records
First player to throw for over 3,000 yards in his first ten games (3,185)[75]
Most touchdown passes thrown through first three career games (10)
Most touchdown passes thrown through first two games of a season (10)
Most touchdown passes thrown through first three games of a season (13)
Most touchdown passes thrown through first eight career games (22)
Most touchdown passes thrown through first ten games of a season (31)
Youngest quarterback to throw for six touchdowns in a game (22 years, 364 days)
Most consecutive 300-plus passing yard games (tied at 8)
Fastest player to 4,000 passing yards and 40+ touchdown passes (13 games)[76]
Youngest quarterback to throw for 50 touchdowns in a season
Youngest quarterback to throw for 5,000 yards in a season (tied)

based

>Youngest player to walk onto a stacked playoff roster with a handholding offensive playbook by the walrus and still be considered good

not sure which lie is worse

Its funny that the undefeated team in the NFL isnt a marquee franchise
Its not Dallas or New York or Pittsburgh or San Francisco or New England or Green Bay its fucking Miami
Miami doesnt give two shits about sports and yet they the undefeated team

Will Kansas City have a feature back by the time the season starts? Williams is already falling apart, Hyde will never put up 1k yards or have functioning hands on a route, Darrel isn't looking like he's going to be ready for Week 1 from his camps and workout reports...the 7 other guys filling their roster are the definition of "Who?"

Mahomes and all the airmail babies will have huge games, but going through the air exclusively against the first 5 weeks of teams seems like season suicide.

I want the Choofs to win...I've got a lot of family around the midwest that root for them. And I like Mahomes. He's a non-threatening balance of nerd and mulatto. Seems like a nice kid, and plays exciting football. But the Chiefs not having a defined 3 down back at the start of the season is not great...

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Kraft likes him and wants to keep him around for as long as humanly possible

>kraft likes a 42 year old QB more than literally saving tens of millions of dollars, or bringing in even more talent to bolster the squad around Hoyer further guaranteeing more superbowl wins

yeh that logic makes a lot of sense man

Lul. Seething.

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>Kraft likes a 42 year old QB that can still lead teams to Owl wins, can weather any kind of drama or scandal and is a degenerate like him
Brady is pretty cheap by star QB standards too, partly because he knows that no one else would take him at this point in his career.

But Hoyer would be cheaper, so why not cut Brady and keep Hoyer?

Teams don't always do things because they make financial or practical sense. Brady is the face of the Patriots, their godawful fans love him to death. Belichik is a part of that, but Brady is the brand, so there's an argument to be made that it's better business sense to milk him for all he's worth. You saw how Giants fans reacted to them benching Eli even though he's shit.
There's also an argument that there's no need to try to fix something that's not broken yet. Yeah, it's common sense to get out ahead of him breaking, but they've got another ring right there in their rear view mirror. There's no real incentive to take a risk right now when things keep going their way.

cowboys control the state aside from a small fanbase in houston
jerry would never allow a third team, not sure how they convinced him to allow the toxins in

To have an in-state team to lord over. It helps that Houston had previously had a team, one that even predated the Cowboys.

>mfw remembering how badly the Texans got banged by Howie in the draft
its fucking amateur hour over there, everyone and their mother knew they wanted Dillard

>to have an in-state team to lord over
that does sound very Jerruh like

This Eli thing is serially misunderstood. If they were a mediocre team and he were benched for Nick foles, there would have been no outrage at all. Eli was scapegoated for an all-around shitty team with bad coaching, one of the worst o-lines in recent history. And known commodity Geno Smith was the proposed solution. I'm an eagles fan, but even I found it distasteful

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were getting an owl this season

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>Shooting in Dayton, Ohio
Entirely possible.

Not Carolina fans, at least

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the dayton-springfield area is part of the cincinnati market

In the homosexual community, bears are burly, masculine, and mandatorily hairy men

>Cincinnati
who?

I'm confused. This guy said Brady is only doing this Hoyer could do, and the Patriots are EASILY the smartest team in the league when it comes to the financial side of things. If a back-up could be making the same plays their starter could make, it makes absolutely no sense to keep him. your argument that teams "don't always do things because they make financial or practical sense" don't apply to the Patriots because they're the smartest team in the league

my bad, linked to the wrong post. this is the post i was referring to

Cincinnati (/ˌsJnsJˈnæti/ SIN-sih-NAT-ee) is a major city in the U.S. state of Ohio, and is the government seat of Hamilton County. Settled in 1788, the city is located at the northern side of the confluence of the Licking and Ohio rivers, the latter of which marks the state line with Kentucky. The city is the economic and cultural hub of the Cincinnati metropolitan area, the fastest growing economic power in the Midwestern United States based on increase of economic output, which had a population of 2,190,209 as of the 2018 census estimates. This makes it Ohio's largest metropolitan area and the nation's 28th-largest. With a city population estimated at 302,605, Cincinnati is the third-largest city in Ohio and 65th in the United States. Cincinnati is also within a day's drive of 49.70% of the United States populace.

>partly because he knows that no one else would take him at this point in his career.
Yeah just like Minnesota would never take an aging 40 year old Favre and the Broncos would never take an injured broken down Manning who might not even be able to play. You're retarded dude. For the marketing alone, teams like the Redskins, Broncos, Jaguars, Dolphins etc would have been tripping over themselves to sign him during his twilight years last year. They suck shit at QB anyways, what do they have to lose? Brady is better than the rest of the guys they signed.

My dubs confirm

Now that the Texans cut D’onta Foreman, they can really step up to be super bowl contenders. Watch out, nfl!

>super bowl contenders
AFCCG contenders you mean

I just realized that Baker Mayfield has really short arms. His elbow is way higher on his body than average and his hands don't go very far past his waist. His arms are slightly bent here but it's the same result. Weird. His hands are also pretty tiny for a quarterback.

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The following NFL teams have made it to a conference championship game at any point in their team’s entire history:

1. New England Patriots
2. New York Jets
3. Miami Dolphins
4. Buffalo Bills
5. Dallas Cowboys
6. New York Giants
7. Washington Redskins
8. Philadelphia Eagles
9. Pittsburgh Steelers
10. Baltimore Ravens
11. Cincinnati Bengals
12. Cleveland Browns
13. Green Bay Packers
14. Chicago Bears
15. Minnesota Vikings
16. Detroit Lions
17. Denver Broncos
18. Oakland Raiders
19. L.A./San Diego Chargers
20. Kansas City Chiefs
21. Seattle Seahawks
22. San Francisco 49ers
23. Arizona Cardinals
24. L.A./St. Louis Rams
25. Jacksonville Jaguars
26. Indianapolis Colts
27. Tennessee Titans
28. New Orleans Saints
29. Atlanta Falcons
30. Carolina Panthers
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Hasnt seemed to stop him from throwing tds and smashing brews

Why does Patrick Mahomes make so many people seethe?

First post that replies that ends in a 15 is the official reason why.

*monkey noises*

Yeah he is sick, just thought it was weird. Maybe having shorter arms can help like it keeps the ball tighter to his body for extra torque or it's harder to knock the ball out of his hands because it doesn't have as much swinging motion with a shorter elbow.

Because he's Rachel Dolezal.

He doesn’t though? Where are the people angry at Mahomes?

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>If the secondary can cover for more than 3 seconds

not with a first year head coach with that little experience. maybe next year

guys Im worried about the berds and bengals

I suck at Madden. It doesn’t teach you how to play and I’m too frustrated with losing to learn

get some sliders and play sim franchise

Yeah, what’s the deal with it not having a tutorial?

Legit retarded opinion

I agree

t. patriot fan

Oh look, the two worst fan bases to ever disgrace the sport of football.

too sexy literally

Basically this.

Slater is one of the top 5 Patriots of all time, prove me wrong.

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what goes on here

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Do the drills in franchise mode.

They teach you how to read defenses and the purposes of certain offensive routes and runs.

Disappointment and dropped passes

I dont know if comparing his arms to an NFL wide receiver is really fair. Compared to an average person his arms seem normal

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its the ketchup

I didn’t see a colts fascist — I mean fan, post though.

Was the Dayton shooter a Browns fan? We know El Paso McLovin' was a Cowboys fan.

the problem was they had no fathers around to kiss them on the lips

A super state championship in either AT&T or NRG would be perfect. They’d need a modified UIL trophy. Honestly the two teams should play every year and hoist a state championship plaque. It’d be perfect!

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Dayton is closer to cincy so its possible he was a bengals fan, but im not sure they have any fans. Probably either browns or stoolers.

0-16

Instead of a pro bowl, wouldn’t it be entertaining to see a bunch of college all stars from shitty teams take on the worst team in the nfl after 4-5 weeks of practice?

someone says this every year

Brady
Gronk
Moss
Law
Martin
Hightower
Vinatieri
Welker

In no particular order

>tfw you'll never get to see Bam Bam murder WRs over the middle again
The burrs need to convert Stephan Denmark to strong safety and he needs to not bust, it's the only hope we have for another giganigger safety.

College kids would get murdered dude

>Welker
>Martin
YIKAROONI!

This.
youtube.com/watch?v=TdFfT2y1NTs

run crossing routes, get a first down every time.

...

>retard deflatriots fan bring /pol/ into my general

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all fucking niggers must fucking hang

You do that literally more than anyone else you fucking retard.

Nice meme, but no.

Cliff Branch highlights: youtu.be/OhlgY0timTA

He was no Raymond Berry

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peyton's performance in the owl vs seahawks is worse than brady's in 18-1

Peyton never performed well in any Owl.

Why are Bradyfags this insecure?

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Hahaha, they are such soiboys.

Patriots vs Rams = Reservoir Dogs
Patriots vs Panthers = Jackie Brown
Patriots vs Eagles = Inglourious Basterds
Patriots vs Giants = Kill Bill pt 1
Patriots vs Giants = Kill Bill pt 2
Patriots vs Seahawks = Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood
Patriots vs Falcons = Pulp Fiction
Patriots vs Eagles = Django Unchained
Patriots vs Rams = the Hateful Eight

His best SB was against the Bears and he was above average at best.

>2
Jackie Brown is my favorite.

>ranking sõy flicks

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it's the patrician choice just like that owl

sub welker out for edelman

i dont wanna hear about welker's regular season production

me too, I can move the ball with curl/flats, out routes, pa crossers, spot, and slants, but I cant figure out the timing on deep balls without getting intercepted, and redzone is really rough
AI run blocking is god awful and a waste of a play without changing sliders. screens are wonky as hell too
do the drills and try to stick with a couple plays you like early, and do draw plays after a couple passes
zone defense is better than man especially in redzone, but any zone play gets shredded by 4 verticals if they have time to pass over the cover
>tampa 2
>bobby wagner
>pick 6
in my experience at least

for

>chris hogan on the panthers
what the fuck?

Cringe, ruining perfectly fine movies with your gay deviantart tier inserts

terrible coaching, scouting, and medical staff hidden under hope of new faces in upper management

>i dont want to hear about welker's regual season production
>i only care about edelman's post season production

Nice cherry picking fuck nuts

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>caring more about regular season stats than post-season stats

hey peyton, how's retirement?

I'm not even going to argue with you Muhammad. When are you actually going to learn how to correctly reply to people? Every thread your dumbass is correcting posts like you did there and there.

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Yeah. He wasn't good enough to resign in NE. Maybe he wanted some money like Danny Amendola. Either way, Hogan was always a middle of the pack nobody. He also started dropping a lot of balls late in the season and Brady stopped throwing to him as much. He made one incredible one handed catch that wasn't actually a catch.

calm down bud, it's only Yea Forums

This is the first time I’ve ever agreed with this retard on anything. Jackie Brown is the GOAT Tarantino film.

This is 4channel newfag

Tarantino is a hack. Only pseudointellectual fedora wearers think otherwise.

Based. Edelman is a fucking MVP. Welker is a drug addict gambler.

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aren't you that trip who watches cuck porn?

/Bills Owl 2020/

Best Soundtrack, best story, best characters, and GOAT cinematography. The Beaumont drive while he's in the trunk is perfect.
>YOU MOTHAFU-
>BANG

Texans winning the owl cap it.

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No, he was only referring to her by name as a joke! Someone post the screenshot.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93048603/#q93067738

I dont watch porn at all

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Damn, your mom is hot

Leave to a Baltipoor Shitbirds fan to be a degenerate.

>not watching porn is degenerate
Ok, thats a hot new take.

Why you acting like your shit don’t stink when you run multiple trips because nobody likes you enough , not even other Patriots fans, to back you up on here?

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And what did I say that was degenerate you literal degenerate?

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y'all are the types to fart in your hand and smell it

>I don’t watch porn!
>immediately knew the name of a pornstar the turkroach posted
You aren’t fooling anybody.

Whatever helps you sleep at night lad lol

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...one season, in a stretch of shit seasons where the sport had stagnated entirely...fifty years ago...

Cope harder deflatriot

N-no you

The hardest part for me so far has been figuring out the timing for DTs and DEs immediately after snap to just brush by the linemen...I can pick almost anything through the air with my corners and safeties and I can stuff most runs and rpos, but I can't seem to get my front four through for sacks. The finesse/power swim moves don't actually seem to do anything but make my player dance around in front of their defender

>OldGay constantly states he has me filtered
>responds like this

Is /nfl/ eventually just going to be a handful of trips and their anonymous samefag alteregos? I’m getting kinda weary of just namefag off-topic bickering fueled by narcissism and politics

It honestly feels like only a few dozen people post here anymore and I don’t blame the people for moving on when Bradysknee, Old Bay, and their anonymous alter-egos are the only people to talk to.

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Hush old gay

...what? The fuck are you on a out redditbay?

twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1158067362471522305

Brady extension.

i filtered them all so the thread goes at a snail's pace :(

They seem more than happy just to talk to themselves and each other. Filter them, and any alts you think may be theirs... eventually they'll be the only ones left in their own meta-thread and no one will be any wiser.

Pretty much, yeah. Things might pick up during the regular season but these threads end with about 80-100 people responding. Probably 300 of the 400 other posts are tripfag shitposting and posting anonymously to back themselves up.

>2 more years at least
It's happening, boys. #7

So he's playing until at least 44.

Post your team and players on your team that should be in the HoF and why they're not in yet.

Raiders
Cliff Branch (F), forgotten or ignored
Jack Tatum (F), darryl stingley incident
Jim Plunkett, nearly a bust early in his career
Greg Townsend, overshadowed by Howie Long
Lester Hayes, Stickum
Bill Romanowski, said nigger, Shannon Sharpe inicindent
Matt Millen, loins, also said nigger
Clarence Davis, Mark Van Eeghen and Otis Sistrunk are pretty good players but maybe not HOFers, Bo Jackson might eventually get in due to his fame and memes

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youtube.com/watch?v=iJDK2oT2lgc

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He’s been saying for years that Gisele is allowing him to play until he’s 45. So 2 or 3 more rings until he has to quit and become the stay at home dad for his sugar momma.
God damn he lives the life.

W-where's he gonna put #7?

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>shoots up a Walmart because he saw one brown person inside of it
I did it because of my appreciation of culture!

When the Ravens go 3-13 this year, will OldGay go the route of the Kiwi and shoot up a Mosque?

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the same people that say mahomes got handed everything also don't rate tyreek hill or andy reid. why are chiefs haters so delusional? even moreso than chiefs fans lmao

Statistically proven to be the WORST fans in the NFL.

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>w-we're not delusional y-you are...!
2nd, to cowboys """"fans""""

If that catch happened to literally any other team it would be flagged and ruled out as the catcher not maintaining control

Change my mind

SEETHING

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Reciever out wide left running a slant, te on the right of the line running a stick. Don't for the slant.

On his shaft to use as a cock ring to harpoons Old Bay's fat cuck of an ass after destroying the Ravens next season and setting them back another few years.

YOU NOW REMEMBER LEON SANDCASTLE

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Is that utree?

How? It's clear that he maintained control before the nose of the ball touched the ground and after it did.

This should looks like a poster child advocated for post birth abortions.

But Tom has never beaten Cam in a football game?

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If Cam had made it to more than one Super Bowl he may have.

You could just reply with your trip on. Like, I’m going to back down from a fact that Tom has never defeated Cam I’m a football game because some anonymous person (immediately) takes up for you anyways?

>tfw patriots and panthers fan watching this argument
Please stop fighting ;_; in a perfect world, both teams would win. I’ve loved my panthers since Cam came to town and I’ve loved the Patriots since they first beat the panthers in the super bowl all those years ago. I grew up near Charlotte but didn’t really root for a team until I saw we had made the super bowl. Then when the Patriots won, I knew I wanted to support them since the better team truly won that day. Watching the GOAT and watching my hometown team both bring me much joy, please stop this pointless bickering.

>tfw also a Panthers and Patriots fan
My domestic partner and I really enjoy rooting for Tom Brady and the Patriots in our hometown of Boston. But I’ve always liked Cam Newton and the Panthers because I like their color scheme and personality

>I’m a football game
Which one?

This is the laziest false flag I’ve seen in a while. Stop trying to make my panthers look faggoty.

I can't say I like Tom Brady. My wife's son gets upset when he wins, so I try to root for the teams that make him happiest. That's the Ravens and the Texans. He knows that he can one day succeed and be a quarterback :)

>give him an 8 million dollar raise this year
>same deal also creates 5.5 million in cap space this year
This shit happens every year on a bunch of teams and I still don't understand how it works.

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>Bradysknee stops posting
>cuckold panther fan posts out of nowhere
It’s funny because I just like teasing you about Tom never having beaten Cam. I hope both teams lose. Keep falseflagging like you’re known to do

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fake news. thomas brady can’t beat cameron jamal newton at football

We'll find out after they both make the Super Bowl this year.

Panthers have a bisexual QB, Bradysknee.

>vegan Cam
>staying healthy that long

Kerryons gonna fucking eat this year. 1400 scrimmage yards and 11 TDS. Lions go 5-11

How does it feel knowing your step son watches cuck porn and shills the Ravens on an Eritrean decoupage posting forum?

List of teams where as soon as one fan posts about them the quality of the thread immediately ranks:
>Ravens
>Patriots
>Panthers
>Chiefs
>Rams
>Cowboys
>Vikings
Am I missing anybody? Seahawks probably would have topped this list 4-5 years ago but I barely see them anymore, I think the us12s all hopped off the bandwagon

Why can't they move the HoF game back a week so I don't have to wait another week before more games are played?

That’s so weird, I have the opposite problem.
My wife’s son wants me to buy him a Tom Brady jersey but I don’t want to. I’d rather buy him a Sony Michel jersey to help combat passive white supremacy. I’m especially proud of MY PATRIOTS’ stadium sponsor Gillette putting out an ad acknowledging and condemning toxic masculinity from white men, and I want to follow their example to help make Boston and the United States a better, more inclusive place for everybody. My wife is angry about this and wants me to just buy him the Brady jersey anyway since he asked for it, despite my pointing out that both of them have been indoctrinated by the white patriarchy to the point they do not see how they are hurting themselves by buying a white man’s jersey, especially for a mixed-race child. What should I do? I don’t want my wife to be mad at me but this is an extremely important battle in the culture war to stomp out Trumpism for good.

>guy cant’t take a harmless joke genuinely made in genuine good natured fun that his qb is 0-2 against some goofy dressing, vegan, bi qb from a small, flyover market
>talking to himself literally for 25 minutes now to discredit a guy poking some small fun
It’s a mental illness, right? What would the diagnosis be?

Packers and Bears. The entire NFC North is always 1 post away from angry shitposting.

green gay heebie jeebies, he just needs more help, i really really like women, etc

Wait is cam actually bisexual?

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Who's to say the reply wasn't meant in good fun either?

I can't even tell who is trolling who anymore. I can't even tell if bradysknee is a falseflag, or if he's old gay just talking to himself, or what the fuck is going on with these threads lately. I feel like I'm bizarrely participating in the mind of a paranoid schizophrenic.

Lions fans seem chill but the other three are trash. I know it’s easier for fans of bad teams to be less annoying, but jets, raiders and jaguars fans manage to be annoying so I’ll still give Lions fans credit for that.

Yannick Ngakoue is back! Y'all's QBs gon' die.

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this is only a hypothetical of course, but lets say Belichick had a young Lawrence Taylor on his team right now, or a modern day equivalent, would Bill give him a max contract or trade him away for bunch of assets?

It’s about 50% falseflagging and 50% actual faggotry, but now people are starting to claim the faggotry is all falseflagging and there just isn’t a good way to tell what’s what.
Welcome to post-irony. This world is incredibly gay.

yeah but the reverse is true too

>he just needs more help
>he would win everything if he were on the patriots
>everyone else is the problem

Narcissistic personality disorder probably

Green Bay will unironically have a top 10 defense this year

I’m fucking terrified of you faggots this year, even with >our vastly improved o-line. Gonna be fun watching you guys maul Deshaun Watson through the tissue paper he plays behind, at least.

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If Bill had Aaron Donald, he would give him a max contract I think. Because Donald is legitimately irreplaceable and valuable. Usually the guys New England ships are guys that are getting huffy or just want too much money like Dion Lewis. Dion got to run his mouth, and the Patriots still won the Super Bowl.

I doubt it. I think they're more likely to have a top 10 offense, actually. Hovering around #10, but still #10. I'll put their defense at...18th sounds fair.

Why does Yea Forums keep saying Donald is s liability against the run? Obviously pass rushing is where he shines but iirc he finished in the top ten TFL against run plays last year.

Don't forget he's also black, a black qb outperforming their great white hope makes racist patriots fans absoulutely livid.

>patriots fans
>racist
New England is the only place in the entire country where white males didn’t vote for the racist Cheeto. Vermont, Massachusetts and Rhode Island I believe.

He’s in touch with his feminine side as much as a 7ft, 300lb guy who makes a living by bloodsport can be

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I have no idea. I watched him again and again get behind the line and stop the run early by dragging down defenders before they could even break through gaps on the defense. He seemed fine to me. I didn't watch him all season, though, just in the high profile Rams games like the Saints/Chiefs/Patriots.

Probably trade him, He knows his defense can't be middling if they spend all their money on one star. How much would a max be 20 mil per year?

Football fan demographics are not the same as voting demographics. Patriots fans are, on average, pretty politically neutral and football fans in general are more conservative than the general population. I'm a Patriots fan and I generally lean right in most of my principles.

>tfw my county was the only red one in MA
felt kinda good man

They restructure the deal so the bigger chunk of the cap hit comes next year, and just keep doing that

I'd put it around top 12, not by virtue of being good but by who else would you put above them besides the obvious ones. Adrian Amos is a great addition and if Rashan Gary pans out.

Even then people outside of MA seem to think this whole state is blue, and it isn't. They never seem to notice that even in the "pure liberal" pockets of MA, it still goes about 70/30 at worst, and there are areas where it's a 50/50 split or close to it. The country just isn't that neatly divided.

Does anyone have that gif from one of the older maddens where Gronk spikes the ball through someone's head?

That's what I think as well, but given it's common knowledge that Bill LOVED having Taylor, I just figured it'd be different

Ho boy, I got some bad news for you if you’re a Patriots fan

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After their MeToo commercials, which targeted white men for being rapists, Gillette stock has lost $8 BILLION

If he did max him it'd probably be incentives based.

Considering they skipped the White House twice...

It’d be potential draft picks, but a team full of rookies. They’d lose.

peroy butler of the packers was a phenomenal safety and one of the first chess piece type DBs. invented lambeau leap too

leroy butler lol

but he also skipped when Obama was there so...

the white house is cancelled now, though the reality TV show is bretty fun desu

Eagles gonna one up him and skip the playoffs this year and go 6-10. You know it to be true turkroach as if you are a real philthy sports fan, never ever fall for the hype machine analysts suck their dicks off of when they get *big* names.

Eagles will be fine.

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Remember when Based Philly fans beat up cringe viqueens fans after they dominated them in the NFCCG? Good times

STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE

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Bets that it was a vikangz fan who shot up Dayton?

He spoke at a lunch that we had in elementary school which was related to scoring high on a test or something, He seemed like a truly nice guy and gave everyone a copy of his book at the end. Perfect example of someone not allowing their circumstances to define them as a child.

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>He doesn't know about Iggles hype team history
Oh nonononononononono your team didn't make the playoffs with a hyped up team once again. But hey be glad BDN will bring the Jags to at least the Wildcard game.

Filthy fans can't fight worth a fuck.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

>didn't make the playoffs with a hyped up team once again
fuck off time traveling faggot, i dont wanna learn about the future.

>Based
>Philly
pick one you retarded söy

Seething viqueer. Enjoying Kurt Kucksins for $84 million? 8-7-1 isn’t so bad I suppose

The future will help set you free... and help you at least cash in on your teams incoming failure and bet against them. Least there only you will win.

>His team paid $130 million dollar that is equal to a deep playoff run's worth to a QB who not only never competed in the playoffs. but also never completed a season that wasn't a losing one.
Just

Kiss the ring, bitch

Also 103$ million is guaranteed and he gets hurt and thats instant dead money right there that makes even the OBJ contract look tame.

Cuck rings don't count and more funny its coming out from a literal söyboy like yourself. Also you let your folk hero walk off to a objectively shitter team and has already forgotten about the Iggles because they disrespected him that hard.

how many rings does your team have

Phillies hurt me enough for 7 years, i dont feel pain anymore.

Based and Philly have and never mixed well ever. Philly makes even the Pats look based in comparison.

Cope harder ringlet. Going to be the last team without a ring, and then you’ll fold

Lmao, shut the fuck up nerd

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I think you meant to post toSo I fixed it for you as you completely didnt make sense as I said cuck rings don't count.

okay, this is epic.

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More than yours haha

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6 actually since i'm a Pittsburgh fan who you thought was a Vikings fan the whole time. Sad!

>It was just little dinks to open guys that explode for big yardage,
But the reason those guys are open for little dinks is because any time a defense tries to play honest and cover those flat zones and look-in zones, Brady will rip it long and hit receivers who are deeper into the coverage.

As quarterbacks age, they usually get slower of foot, slower to read defenses, and their arms and accuracy fade. So usually, by the time the QB is Brady's age, defenses are crowding forward, taking away anything underneath, and daring those aging quarterbacks to try and throw deep. But in Brady's case, they can't. It would be suicide in the long run. So all those open dinks you keep seeing are a testament to how good Brady still is at this age.

See what I mean?

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Will Brady play the entire season?

Imagine rooting for the vikangz and thinking they’re EVER going to win it all.

If it makes Vikcucks feel better. That championship game was intentionally thrown because of this blunder, and the NFL couldn't afford the Patriots to throw theirs to the Jags for you guys.

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strange, I don't see John Hannah on that list

Even the Vikcucks get fucked even when the sport became scripted. That's a yikes for me

Holy cringe. Vikucks should cut their losses and stop supporting this money laundering scheme

why does that old bay have a different tripcode?

HUHUH WOW! THEY POSTED THE WRONG PREPREPARED IMAGE THAT THEY HAD READY FOR EACH POSSIBLE OUTCOME! CLEARLY A RIG WAS IN ORDER AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY REVEALED THEIR EVIL PLANS! LOL!

God, I fucking hate mouthbreathing conspiritard faggots. Every single person that buys this scripted shit should have their throats crushed partially until they suffocate to death.

If only Minneapolis and Minnesota were densely populated markets with a concentration of wealthy individuals that can afford merch

It's just banter.

>Imagine thinking the NFL is real outside being a Pats fag
You too will see the scripted ways when your team is written off by 2025. Until then you can continue to seethe and rag like the söylet you are.

Why does this Old Bay not have one?

Minnesota has like the 5th poorest growth of the entire US. They’re literally losing money

Then a small market will win soon and you'll just make excuses for why it doesn't count, or you'll say they need to win more before you'll believe it etc. Conspiritards are such predictable retards.

but there are some actual good and real conspiracies like hollow earth and the high elites being in contact with interdimensional beings.

>It's just banter.
It really isn't, though. The people claiming the NFL is scripted are actually serious.

>Change my mind
Until the ball touches the ground, it is a live ball, able to be caught. The player does not have to be standing up to catch the ball, either. The player can be lying flat on the ground, or on his knees, or whatever. Being in contact with a defensive player only means the receiver cannot advance the ball after the catch.

Well the jaguars have little to no market unless they were perhaps closer to Miami. Also Phillys market value is top 5 and 2x the amount of Minneapolis. So if you ask me coming off of a very fucking bad NFL year in 2017 with the kneeling and Trump going ape on the league. Id say super bowl 52 was a safer bet with the two teams coming in to barely save that season from such a blunder of a year.

Oh yeah, super reliable and real. I myself love the conspiracy that elites are secret vampires farming human children for blood. They hide in plain sight because they're wearing human skins to avoid being burned by the sun. It's real, look it up.

no, im serious. why does that old bay have a different tripcode than the kokwhip faggot we have now? ive never used a tripcode so i dont even know how they work

vampires may be real but I'm not sure if it's in the way you are thinking of

But it is though, and this year proved it to the point that even the NFL didnt know who they wanted to win 53 until the last 5 mins of the 4th. All it took was one Endgame commercial to be the decider and thought it would be good cash making if Brady forged his version of the infinity gauntlet to help it make even more revenue via loose cooperation with Disney. It worked dispute the owl being a fucking boring ass one because of it.

>The player can be lying flat on the ground, or on his knees, or whatever
Can he have a cock in his mouth, though, or would it be ruled not a catch due to unsportsmanlike conduct?

Okay, NOW you're just fucking with me.

Hunts a shit. Can’t believe he didn’t go with MY ketchup, Heinz

Okay, then why is the post gone shortly after the pats game concluded, and only to be replaced by a literal photoshopped version of the same image as the Eagles won theirs?

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Why do people root for ringless teams? Where’s the joy in constant heartbreak? They won’t get one any time soon because the league favors the champion more than the loser. Just switch to a team with a history of winning, you’ll feel better about watching football that way

Indeed, I'm fucking with your safespace that you call the NFL for thinking it isn't WWE scripted tier garbage entertainment you call a sport.

Because they had all possible images ready you fucktard. Have you never worked a job in your life? They're not going to wait until the last second to have that kind of advertisement prepared, they'd have every possible one ready to be posted or aired. You're acting like creating two different but very similar photoshop images is actually difficult or something that "proves" it was fixed.

I'll give you a hint: a lot more work would have to go into fixing a game or changing some kind of NFL game outcome having to literally convince thousands of people to get in on it and act natural and right than the, you know, REAL explanation that they just put up the wrong ad.

That’s the point. No economic incentive for the NFL to have their franchise MIN to win a SB
>small market will win soon
No, one won’t. SB Wins are so laughably skewed towards large markets SPECIFICALLY with a concentration of wealthy individuals. The league wants people ready to impulsively drop $250-$400 on a jersey. They don’t care about buttfuck nowhere Tennessee or wherever where people have to be more discerning with their cash

This year is LA because enough time has passed since the move (still can’t get over how they instantly became good after the move), the League wants to invigorate a still passive fanbase. Next year is the Patriots again because Brady’s contract goes through 2021 and he’ll get a retirement ring like Manning

Honestly cap it senpai desu

Its because even the NFL script can flip so long as no fuck ups occur before its conclusion of the season. Look at the iggles. They outright took the Vikcucks spot and championship away from them because some retard posted the wrong image that Tuesday and not the Tuesday after.

No, I mean you're acting like a retard for (You)'s. Here's another one since you're a desperate retard.

You're not fucking with my "safespace". Fixing is entirely possible in any sport, it's just that your evidence for it is laughably fucking stupid and there's no evidence that the NFL is scripted on some grand scale. You'd be better off just arguing that refs try to influence games.

A team somewhere in the middle is probably best. Take the patriots for example, there is no way their fans get as much joy from winning as they used to. Would rather enjoy winning an owl after being seriously unsure if it is possible

You don't see the MLB advertising a Redsox vs Brewers world series a week before both playoff games even conclude with that kind of word selling. Same goes for Raptors vs Rockets with the NBA.

Cuck
Bigger cuck

There is NO reason to ever root for a ringless team. Kill yourselves

>No, one won’t.
And if they do? This year? Will you fucking apologize and promise to stop being retarded and spouting conspiracy theories? I will cap it. List the teams you consider a small market, and I will keep track of it until the end of the year. If any of those teams win, I expect you to stop being fucking stupid.

But for now I'll cap your stupid fucking Rams and Patriots prediction. But more than that, I want a list of teams you have never making an AFCCG/NFCCG or a Super Bowl. Because both of those games drive sales.

>arguing with a retard that thinks the NFL is rigged

I don't watch either of those sports so I can't tell you whether they do or not, but chances are they have all of their ads prepared too. They do all of that shit ahead of time, user.

>Refs wear earpeices in everygame
>Implying it isn't for hearing NFL higher ups and its just for literal white noise/for show.
Oof

Wew lads just dropping in from a fresh
>6. Bills

>drive sales
CAnt drive sales if no one has money. You will never see small market teams in the CG or the Owl. Period

No reason to root for a dynasty team either

>Actually thinking the NFL isnt rigged/scripted
People seriously need to get on with their seven stages of grief finally ffs. Maybe this year will be acceptances one can hope.

Rather root for a team that wins than one that loses, cuck

I can't help myself. Conspiracy retards trigger my autism. Something about being convinced they're smart people while having absolutely retarded logic makes me reply every time. They never seem to realize that they're not being clever or seeing how things really are, they're just really fucking dumb and lack basic skepticism.

Vikings v Bills Owl 2020

And yet no such image was made or release until after the games concluded, yet the image prior was around until after the Pats game ended. Care to explain that further?

What is a small market team, /nfl/?

So list those small markets you retard. Which do you consider small market franchises that won't hit the Championship round or the Super Bowl?

>Trigger my autism
Explains why he thinks the sport is real like how WWE is real.

>implying >we'll ever make it past the NFCCG
the NFL will give us enough to build up hopes and gain a wave of new suckers, but never enough to take a shot at the title
not like >we'd actually make anything of it

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>You will never see small market teams in the CG or the Owl.
You know the Titans were in the Superbowl in 2000 right?

>And yet no such image was made or release until after the games concluded,
Right, because releasing it early was the mistake. If they posted the Eagles one, it would be the exact same mistake numbnuts since the game hadn't been played yet. If the Vikings one, they would have just reposted the same ad.

How is this so difficult to understand?

Iggles were a ringless team until the script outcome post leaked a literal week early. So does that make the Iggles a half cuck because their win was fraudulent?

You're a retarded faggot. I will pray for your painful death.

Niggles have been cucks for decades

You didn't answer why they removed the first image retard. You just basically exposed yourself as a sad lonely delusional fan rooting for a entertainment parlaying as a sport.

Charlotte
Nashville
Phoenix
Detroit
Cincinnati
Buffalo
Minneapolis
Oakland
Tampa
Kansas City
Green Bay

Los Angeles, New York, New England region, Pennsylvania cities are all densely populated and, more importantly, have lots of wealthy individuals. They’re the sage bets

Seethe and cope edgy aspie. You might be shooting up a school soon if you continued to get this triggered

Which LA team, though?

>tfw Chargers will never win an Owl so long as Spanos owns them

GREEN BAY HAS SEVERAL OWLS

seething cause your bandwagon victories give you no pleasure

>You didn't answer why they removed the first image retard.
Yes, I did. Because it was a mistake and they posted the wrong ad. That's it.

>sad lonely delusional
Yeah, that's you. Tell you what, put two of us in a room and you can make your argument and we'll have 1,000 people with a college education decide which one of us is more retarded.

When you hear it on TV it means small population

What we’re talking about and what it really means is low per capita income

Dynasties are the reason why sports like the NFL still make retarded amount of money. From both the band wagoner, and for sports betting.

Incase you've forgotten, retarded conspiracy theorists(you) that believe incredibly dumb shit and fall for /pol/ infographics and le spooky conspiracies are the ones shooting shit up.

In 2011. Old NFL was legit. NuFL ~2013 onwards is plastic and a fake entertainment product

Lmao. Buffalo went to 4 fucking Superbowls in a row you dumb fuck. Nashville has been to a superbowl this millenium. Green Bay has won a superbowl this decade. Arizona went with Kurt Warner a decade ago. Tampa Bay and Oakland played each other in Superbowl this millenium. Carolina has been to 2 since 2000.

Alright, capped. I await you "I was merely pretending to be retarded" post at the end of the season. Barring that, your excuses to continue your delusions about the NFL being scripted.

>They just let a small market win this year to throw the plebs off the scent
I can already see it coming.

They have more total titles than anyone

cant tell if retarded or trolling

I can only agree that the script was a mistake, but the idea of blatantly covering up and pretending that huge leaked blunder didn't happen and had the balls to post a easy photoshop make up is an even bigger mistake as the internet remembers all. Just get over your grief and denial already and go watch a real sport. Also college educated people have no time for sports, let alone entertainment sports like this one. Cope harder

>They just let a small market win this year to throw the plebs off the scent
They don’t do that when there’s hundreds of millions of $$ at stake. They do it like LA being amazing right after the move, but not winning anything. Enough time has passed that it’s “safe” for them and it doesn’t look suspicious

in other words, fans of dynasties are cucks keeping the sport alive while the rest of us reap the benefits

>moving the goalposts
top kek
>the nfl was legit their entire existence but after my random cutoff they started scripting it

So winners are cucks and the guys rooting for loser teams that never go anywhere are the real winners?

>implying PED rings count
Cope

Heckin’ cap it, nerds. They won’t win shit from here on out unless you see a storyline about them being the underdogs start before the preseason. Which none have this year

Basically yes, and more fitting coming from a scripted sport like the NFL to distract the söys from figuring that one out while us logical betters reap the real reward.

Because the current old gay is bitchknees

you got it right, people rooting for their underdog local team get the most thrill out of watching the sport than anyone else

>Posted list of the most active posters on /NFL/
>Say they ruin the thread
>Didn't add Packers

Go back to the Packers subreddit senpai you're not fooling anyone.

I will eat crow, user. You people think I WANT the NFL to be scripted. I put my first name in this post so you can make fun of me personally if I don’t apologize to you

Brief reminder that you're a pussy.

Even if that was real (which is isn't if you are a fan of the *sport), then it would be 4>1 you ringlet igglet

Is that actually true, or is there a reason someone's tripcode would change?

If I knew my team wasn’t going to win the Owl within 10 years, I’d dump them in a fucking heartbeat. Anyone that wouldn’t is a certified cuck

Literally just the fan bases that give a shit enough to post in the off-season and preseason

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Which is why the Foles Underdog owl team will always be better than the Wince overrated as fuck team in logical iggle fan eyes.

Who will end up the most overpaid between Dak, Amari and Zeke?

What if you watch because you like the sport?

I love how when everyone starts fighting and running away Brady just keeps kneeling in place

ITT retards who think the NFL is fixed and not understanding how photoshop/Illustrator work and how long it takes to make images and it's easier to make an intern make 3-4 images at once over the course of a week than 1 over the course of an hour

Then you’re retarded. Being a pure spectator is the biggest smoothbrain thing you can do. No better than people who “hate football” but still watch the super bowl

It's Dak no matter what because he's just not any good. The other two guys are talented, so even if they're overpaid, they at least deserve part of it. Dak isn't worth anything, really. I think virtually anyone in the league could take his spot on that team and produce the same or better results.

then that's like watching WWE because you like John Cena doing a promo.

> It takes making this
intoin no less than an hour and a half by a junior highschool student.
>Being done by the NFL league that takes weeks to make
Not sure which is more cringe or söy at this point between your statement, or the NFL lack of creativity.

his old trip was permabanned or something like that. at least that's what he said. maybe is right. who cares

It’s kinda sad you guys legitimately derive self-worth from what’s ultimately an entertainment product instead of just enjoying the game and cheering for your city to win.

It’s also kinda sad you guys derive personal meaning from other men’s accomplishments.

Your players and franchise don’t even know you exist and you act like you’re personally winning the Super Bowl.

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Found the ringlet. Lemme guess, Lions or Bengals

>RedditBay

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Football is about getting together with friends and family, eating grilled or junk food and having a good time
You probably watch alone on your computers and derive some sense of accomplishment from it. Nobody cares how many replica rings you bought because you imprinted on a team that won a game

I agree, acting and not breaking kafabe or the script takes a lot of heart and dedication with that kind of money in play. Id play that role too if I was given that kind too. Even Donald is envyous on how they make so much money for something that's scripted and the only real thing that comes out of it is protesting the flag.

It's tiring reading posts from people who just don't have any idea how this shit works or just assume that networks operate a certain way while having very obviously no experience with it.

But yeah, you're totally right. They hired someone to do that 1 ad early and accidentally released it early, but the idea that that same person just did the rest of the teams since it doesn't take much effort is impossible because they would wait until after the conclusion of the game...despite already having that graphic somehow made for the Vikings. DURRRRR

Absolute retard.

imagine being such a samefag you have to write basically the same thing down twice. Color me surprised. And basically you just compared the NFL to WWE or even a Circus than a real sport. Congrats of getting over your grief user!

Cope harder

You might actually be retarded. When everything is done yeah it's an hour of work. But when you're making everything from scratch, and let's be real the NFL doesnt care about their players so they definitely don't give a shit about unpaid interns. So why wouldnt they make 4 of them over the course of a week or a day to have in their back pocket for every situation?

Whatever it takes to keep from putting a shotgun in your mouth, huh?

If watching men do something with their lives helps you deal with yours through some parasitic voyeurism—more power to you. They don’t even know you watch them

>Imagine worrying about an image, but not the image,and the text that came packaged with it.
Are you sure you are sober and not just blindly defending a fake product because of some sort nostalgia pride?

Because it's so obviously a better idea to wait until after the advertising period has already begun to hire someone to make an advertisement rather than get it done ahead of time. Duh!

No one respects a samefag, especially a samefag trying to prove a point that the NFL is not fake and trying to cut corners. Sad!

The text argument isn't any different, dumbass. It's part of the same ad, and took all of 1 minute to type. Not even. They just changed the names.

>inb4 you perfectly edited it in like 30 seconds

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based football community family man. thats how football is meant to be watched

Definitely same fagging here you retard

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Project a little harder, the guys in the back couldn’t see it

>Imagine worrying about the text, and image, but not both and the fact vikings fans probably bought tickets because of said ad.
Perhaps you are one of those vikings fans who bought it, and are just seething at the fact you got duped by a leaked turn out, but also not winning the owl ether?

Bandwagoning a dynasty team that isn't from your area is literally the equivalent of watching your wife get railed by Chad while you sit in the corner with a camera. And somehow you have the gall to call others cucks.

Shut up filthydelphian

>posted within 6 seconds
get fucked user

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or maybe you are not fooling anyone and it takes one with a brain to clearly type that fast to point out obviously blatant samefaggotry that even autistic people to call it out.

>youre married to a team because of geography
What ties do I have to that team? Why shouldn’t I root for a team that brings me more pleasure based on them winning more? There’s no prize for being a “dedicated fan”

>Implying i'm a fan of that team and shit city.
Pittsburgh native here you idiot.

Coping nigger

So if I say I’m a Patriots fan from here on out, we’re cool and I’m now a “winner”?

How can you derive self-worth from other men’s effort from the safety of your computer chair if you have no one left to feel superior to? This doesn’t seem like a sustainable model for your self esteem, brainlet

>a team that brings me more pleasure
sure it does LMAO

Coping at what? The fact you were wrong, or you were a retard blindly stating I was a fan of the shithole east of my city? Seethe more brainlet.

wait do people really think they help their teams win or yall fuckin with that guy

How are you going to try to tell me that rooting for the Broncos when I’m from Detroit doesn’t bring me more pleasure?

As opposed to you, the clear chad posting on Yea Forums projecting and lecturing other people about their conduct and lives behind a computer screen.

Tell you what, champ. Since your life is going so well right now, post a picture of yourself flexing. When you show me that you're a champion of self worth and accomplishment, I'll listen to you and drop football right this second.

tfw that wasn't same fagging but rather just another user who just joined. Oof

Brady is a reminder of everything wrong with this country. The only way to succeed is to play dirty. He did it even got caught multiple times but because "lol pats dynasty" makes millions for the NFL no one is going to give a shit. It's more profitable to make a douchebag a star then to allow real unscripted competition. He is exactly what is ruining football and a representation of the corruption going completely uncheck across the nation. Fuck Tom brady and fuck everything that smug fuck stands for/represents.

Can we all agree the Eagles will get bootyblasted this season since analyst are sucking them off none stop like the next dream team?

>As opposed to you, the clear chad posting on Yea Forums projecting and lecturing other people about their conduct and lives behind a computer screen.
This whole conversation started with you lecturing people
Are you literally insane or retarded?

Imagine being this much of a biased retard. Brady never cheated. Belichick cheated once and got caught for it. That's it. And as we've already been over a billion times, every team cheats and they've all been caught doing it. No matter what team you're a fan of, they've done something dirty at some point, even if it's as simple as PEDs.

Just like 2017, right? Stupid vikuck

No it didn't, because I'm a different user. That was my first response to you. If you're going to lecture me on how I should derive my sense of self esteem and accomplishment, I want to make sure the guy giving me this advice is a winner.

But we both know you aren't. So maybe dial it back on the holier than thou shit, yeah?

Yeah it's like people can agree with each other on the internet. Even this shit hole

>I love rooting for the browns who have never won an Owl
>I can’t wait to root for the lions who haven’t won a playoff game in over a decade
>I’m so excited to root for the cardinals who have the longest draught in sports history for a championship
You’re a masterclass of cuckoldery

Lol you will never experience the true joy of what a Cubs or Cleveland Cavaliers fan had in 2016. I'm sure you couldn't handle the Broncos being irrelevant for much longer either.

>broncos
>irrelevant
Lmao okay retard. At least they bring me pleasure to watch, and not endless disappointment

>bRaDY NeVeR chEaTEd
Stopped reading right there
>******

I don’t believe you. Regardless, answer the question. Can I just say I’m a Patriots fan and get you to apologize to me since I’m a “winner” now? Fucking retard. You don’t think clearly

This whole argument is major cringe

>I'm a different user.
its so convenient having random anons jump in and help you be stupid isnt it

Sure showed me

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Well, he didn't. It's very obvious you never read any deflategate documentation. Unless you're referring to something else. But I'm guessing you're just a shitposting retard, so I'll leave you to it.

99% of cubs fans in 2016 were glory hunters who had only stopped abandoning their team the year before.

What the fuck is with these awful samefag takes?

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>its obvious you never read the cover up produced by the people who profit off of brady
Jesus christ how retarded can one bostonnigger be?

Shut up queermo niggles fan

berds

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bengals, bills, jags, cards

>THE NFL COVERED UP DEFLATEGATE FOR BRADY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

Okay okay, that's enough /nfl/ for a while.

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Good, stay out soiboy

>he hates cheater brady
>must be a philthy fan
Lmao
Brady literally destroyed evidence and got off Scott free.

seethe

Yeah but those teams are pure shit regardless of anything. There are other small market teams that actually win.

Filthydelphia niggers hate the pats

Answer the question. If I say I’m a Patriots fan, am I now a “winner”? Will you apologize to me since now we’re both “”””winners””””?

No meta Yea Forums arguing trying to call out gaffs as if it was an argument. Answer the question

Name 5

Seething

Having your laptop and phone open is samefagging 101 though

You personally will never be a winner because you’re a faggot who immediately assumes that no more than 1 person can possibly disagree with you.

You say he's a vikcuck, but you dont realize he can easily just be this because internal affairs. Not sure why you keep thinking the vikcucks or iggles are the same division or some shit.

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How many times do I need to explain to you that I was not part of the argument prior to calling you out for being a holier than thou shithead? I don't even know what you're referencing. Stop responding to me.

>get proven wrong
>double down on the retardation

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Why does GB make everyone on /nfl/ so bothered. I wouldn’t even put them in the top 10 most insufferable posters

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And double screenshotting and pasting, saving, and posting all of those things within minutes? Responding within literal seconds of each other while typing out full posts?

Old gay has made you retards paranoid.

Okay vikuck. You guys are hated throughout the league for your stupid bandwagon behavior

You send this post from the laptop on WiFi or the phone with data? Lmao you outed yourself as a samefag, genu-ine fucking retard

Lol you being connected to LTE and not wifi is pretty suspicious but I am thinking you are an elaborate troll at this point

Could you be any more shook?

You explicitly asked me to stop responding to you, but here you go again lol Guilty conscience?

They don't bother me, they just seem like whiny shitheads. All they ever talk about is how Rodgers needs more help or he'd be good if he had this or that or boohoo poor Aaron he just needs more help. They just come off like whiners full of excuses to me.

>Imagine into thinking every eagles hater on here is a vikings fan
You must be new to here. So gonna take it you are just a vikings fan falseflagging since you eternally seethe on your own team.

Your phone is on data. Your laptop is on WiFi. You don’t fool anyone.

C’mon. It’s embarrassing now

You are seriously fucking stupid. I proved to you mutliple times I'm not the same guy and you keep responding to me like a fucking idiot. Shut the fuck up, retard.

I’m at work

Naw he's an iggles poster since only iggles fags post low quality shit like this one.

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>everyone who hates the vikucks is a falseflagger
Sounds like you’re a vikuck fan with that mentality. Kys

I don’t judge fanbases by their bandwagoner parasites, but Patriotsfriends—God gamn, guys

All you proved is you have a tenuous grasp on how modern technology works. You know getting off the WiFi on your phone makes it look like you’re a different person. Crop out everything but the words next time.

Dumb faggot. Lmao

He’s living rent free in your head. Fucking pathetic

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More like you have a tenuous grasp on how words work. Or images for that matter. He took screenshots of his phone. I screenshotted my entire screen and cropped it down to the text. Twice. If you weren't a complete moron and could follow the posts back, you'd be able to tell I'm not the same guy.

But no, you're horrendously fucking stupid. Last (You) because you will just continue being this utter retard and i don't have time to keep calling you the retard that you are anymore.

Was this from your phone or laptop? Also are you pretending to be the guy whose been responding to me for half an hour despite not being invested in the argument or the original cuckold guy who derives his self-esteem from the efforts of other men

Samefagging real hard now. Fucking retard

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Oh, sweetie

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Worst case scenario I know you work for close to minimum wage. No wonder bandwagoning is so near and dear to your sense of self worth lmao

People have laptops at work. Also is your desk in a supply closet? Wtf lol

Nope, but nice cope.

>panthers fan gets butthurt that people make fun of him
>screeches about how it’s a false flag to save face
>now everybody is focused on calling every single post a samefag or tripfag when the only people confirmed to samefag in this general are Old gay and bradys sixth knee
Will this general be redeemed by the time the season gets here? Off-season is always bad in this genera but this year in particular has been maximum gay

This. Mahomes finna bouta get EXPOSED

>these retards think 1 guy edited 2 separate screenshots, solved the captcha, typed like 300WPM, and responded to the same guy all in under a minute multiple times
>spent the last 30 minutes insisting he's samefagging
>while he's at work
Old Gay really has made this general completely paranoid and stupid

Posting from your laptop this time?

>working in a retail store
There’s no way you clear more than 40k lmao

ITT: man with severe low functioning autism accuses people that respond within mere seconds of each other of samefagging
>inb4 im samefagging as well

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>schizo bay

This is my favorite play against the 2018 chiefs defense

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75k average

Here, are you watching this? I'll even prove something funny to you. See in the bottom right how it says 92 posters? I'll wait til you respond and confirm.

>Old Gay really has made this general completely paranoid and stupid
All the more reason to ban /NFL/ trips.

>Old Gay really has made this general completely paranoid and stupid
Sounds kinda based

Samefag

To be fair, Get Brady’s Sixth Knee proved that samefagging within a few seconds is very possible

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Samefag as fuck

My first post ITT my dude

True, but the conditions in this thread are pretty much impossible. Unless the brown guy at work has the most godlike reaction skills, editing skills, and captcha solving skills that he can do all of that in like 60 seconds, he deserves to be considered 2 separate people at that point.

>75k in California dollars
So like 40k anywhere else but New York.

Could you be any more seethe?

Apologize.

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You people are fucking autistic.

This is pretty realistic

>brown
are you blind

lmao redpilled based chad causes yikes and oof to bluepilled dilating seether

You first

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What a shit thread
Hope the next one's better

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No. Are you?

No. Are you?

I've got the thread

Nope. 499 posts, and that guy is brown.

That guy is me, and I’m white

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Got you to
1. Admit I’d be a “winner” if I just say I’m a Patriots fan, which negates your whole argument of me being a “loser” for just enjoying the sport of football.

2. Get you to show you samefag by posting on data/LTE on your phone and your laptop simultaneously

3. Show you're some modern day peasant working as some janitor or shelf stocker—shunted away where nobody can see your hideous face in the back or a closet. At the very best you need to dip into a supply closet to be on your phone which shows you’re not in Leadership and you put forth physical effort to relocate and wrote me a cute note to “win” an internet argument like some desperate, sweaty dweeb.

Holy fuck, bro.

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...

He’s brown. Light brown, but brown.
He’s as white as Beyoncé is.

Fair enough. Your thumb looked brownish to me.

See

As a transplant California IT guy this is almost spot on.

>Moss
>No Hannah or Tippett

Stick to divegrass m8

I'm excited for Ngakoue, Campbell and Allen to take turns bringing outside pressure to Mahomes in week 1 to the point he starts making bad throws so Bouye and Ramsey can mug Hill and the rest of the KC slot babies...just to hear the autistic reeeee of Kansas fans who think Mahomes makes them invincible is going to make the rest of Jacksonville's 2019 losing season bearable

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>dat ripple

>Nick Foles outdueling any qb in a game before November
>Andy Reid before week 6 of the NFL season
Chiefs finna keep up the streak of at least 26 points in a game, which will be more than enough to take care of the Jags. Repeat of 2013 season opener incoming

I wasn't saying Hoyer could do what Brady does for an entire game, I was talking about that specific drive. Any QB could have scored a TD on that opening drive against the Chargers cause it was just little dinks to guys who went 10-15 yards, exactly the way Beli/Mcdany drew it up.

My point was instead of comms saying 'Well that was a ridiculously easy drive, full credit to the play designers there that was too easy and perfectly executed, Brady will hope the rest of the gane is that easy'.

No, they scream 'He's 41 years old!!!!!!' At the top of their lungs. It was one fuckin easy drive where he threw it like 2 yards total past the line of scrimmage, save those screams for another drive and credit someone fucking else.

It was against the league's best defense in terrential rain. Scoring 27 points and putting up his statline was pretty good considering the circumstances.

That overconfidence is going to look pretty silly in September when the Chiefs get dog walked in the first real game of the season. Stay sleepy.