What's the undisputed GOAT food to eat while watching sports?

4thpbp

Source? What's her name?

naem

Eleven (11) different serious diseases on the menu there.
Some will show up much later and you won't even associate the act with your declining health.

based, I love tits

just don't eat ass

sborts'

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Peanut.

Pussy

chipotle burritos with guac

I got home recently from South East Asia with a stomach parasite. After I got antibiotics I got a call from some public health ministry trying to find out exactly how I may have gotten it and one of the questions was if ate any ass. I'm not fucking with you lol.

BBQ ribs

I can't continue living knowing I am undesirable to women.

Would it be gay for a guy to get implants? I just love tiddies so much I'd like to have my own.

real answer right here

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Drinking beer

Ulyana Trigubchak
instagram.com/p/BiUnhzUgy-c/

real talk it's worth it

Her pussy and then you wash it down with milk from her breasts

Macaco Frito

devouring a big b/little c titty entirely in my mouth

Cesar salad

Fpbp

>tattoo

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Weed + cold drink/water

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sucked some honduran milkers two days ago. they werent that big but they were nice.

Yo quiero molestar tus brestas!

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>Arm tattoo
>Eating with a paper sign on the table right in the fucking way

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Toast obviously.

crab legs

based

>people ITT actually thought Wade isn't a good batsman

bifana
how is this even a question

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Cup noodles cuz thats the only thing that I have laying around while I watch MMA at 6 am

Taco Bell

galette saucisse

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I asked for the undisputed GOAT food, why are you guys giving disputing answers

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this

+ beer of course

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This disturbs me greatly. What am I looking at? Filename doesn't explain shit so don't try to smart ass me you shit sipping slope.

nothing because I'm not a fucking costumer

is that a sausage wrapped in a crepe?

looks based 2bh

salt is composed of sodium, and sodium is used to "activate" muscles, by triggering nerves. it's why you get muscle cramps if you lack salt and other electrolytes in your body
if you put salt on freshly cut meat, it will activate the muscles and create these spasm just like in a living body. you can also get this result by squeezing freshly cut meat, so it's one of the two.

It is, in a buckwheat flour crepe. Our local version of Wuerschten im Broetschen I guess.

Neeto, I knew the electrolyte part I’d just never seen it happen below surface level. Why would squeezing it have the same effect? Basically just creating contact with any residual stuff that fuel locomotor activity?

probably that, but there's also something called "rippling", where if you simply put pressure on muscles they will spasm like this. some humans have that too, it's a disease, i suppose other mammals could too. as long as the meat is fresh enough the nerves would be alive to cause the effect.

this

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