/heem/

Quads speak louder than words.

Wake up Usman, It's time to go back.

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Usman, Ali and the FBI vs Colby, Trump and the Secret Service.
Based match-up

lmao with Colby taking pictures with random low tier hookers when actually WM was a better fighter with top tier picks

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*schools gooby goobington like a little kid on his first day of wrestling class*

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Colby needs a dozen if main event paycheck or something bigger to hang around with a girl like Mack

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Heems boy

How long till Marty fakes another injury?

colby is based and will beat poosman but i want everyone to know that THIS IS STILL MY BOY

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>tattoos on a woman
yeah i'm thinkin colbys got the right idea

>im a student of the game
>back to drawing board
>hard worker

why do mma fighters these days sound like basic bitches?

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shamefully embarrassed the entire town of davenport iowa. many such cases.

the bitch on the right has unironically starred in blacked

can't knock the hustle my guy

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>"I just need to go back to the drawing board" = I'm a can

>"He's such a veteran of the sport" = He's a can

>"The camp was amazing/I got a new camp and i feel great/I'm working with crazy scientists" = I'm on the juice

>"It's my time now" - I just beat a bunch of cans, gib belt

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they look cute together, his wife seems like a sweetheart

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Caroline Pearce>Olivi

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>Babe, normally I would never ask something like this of you, you're a beautiful flower and I could never be one to stop your growth and truth. But please, don't go to Colby's tonight. I don't care if you go to Javarius', Carl's, Juan's, Tavon's, Tevon's, Jamal's, Howard's, Brett's or Pat's. Just, please, don't go to Colby's.

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WM would cannibalize the entire welterweight division.Play with your goofs now that copy-pasta him

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Are all top UFC fighters on something?

War Machine has unironically scored a hotter babe since going to prison, he's currently engaged to the respectable lady

Love Colby
Love Conor

'ate Khabib
'ate DC

>Colby and Masvidal visit the white house

Imagine how much seething Kamaru and Ben Askren have after American Top Team has developed counter for all NCAA Wrestlers

this desu

yes

Silliest post I've ever seen here.

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Robbie was so gun shy last night, CTE is a bitch

Marty FakeNewsMan looked like a fucking bitch because he's a bitch fuck that smark

Colby "Chaos" Covington

i don't know any of the colby girls

this retard got slept by ron keslar and then slept by the american justice system

when did "gassed" become "gun shy"?

In real street fight, Colby or Masvidal smash Marty Snoozeman into the ground.

twitter.com/SaraCarterDC/status/1148062197811220480

Haha wtf, are the Americans on heem like this as well?

He was clearly gun shy cazzie

>tinking yu need to ava big peepee to win fides
Jus cut tirdy fordy ponds den fide ahaaaa

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kek'd
can't wait till this fraud gets exposed again

youtube.com/watch?v=AwL853wlYv8

The moment Colby became BASED and won over all the reddit haters

>repeating what commentators say
Fuck off faggot

t. cazzie alert

t. faggot whose gay dad only fucked his mom so he could rape his future son

seething cazzie

unequivocally BASED

Ok.

I hope he keeps it for every fight now. It was a clever choice and it gets the crowd engaged and pumped up.

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I'm trying to figure out which WWE theme is best. Kurt Angle's theme gives you the most hype

FFLLLLUUSSSHHHHHHH

No

Is Askren even capable of outgrappling someone like Colby anymore?

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>Not respecting your country's flag

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In many ways Colby is good Conor:

>talks shit as well
>very strong wrestling background
>fights normal sized men
>proves naysayers wrong
>doesn't like soiboys
>doesn't cheat on his girlfriend like an assclown, he just doesn't have one and fucks random sluts
>isn't a fragile libcuck like Conor
>is a true American and not an immigrant like Conor

Angles theme is probably the best one that would transfer to the UFC audience.
However this could be another good one for Colby youtu.be/9lZDgGr1PO0

For other guys, maybe Nakamuras original WWE theme
youtu.be/95QgTfBtYTE
or
Balors theme
youtu.be/6lV2HGLt2-E
But neither of those really get the crowd involved.

he was already dehydrated by Muck.Colby taking pictures with hookers,post em in social and then he jerking off with them photos.WM banged Muck 24/7 .Dont blame him

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cooby would clown him

Mom Ladd is an entire sport by herself

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How is it that the mom is hotter than the daughter?

Wake up, Bethe.

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What's her insta?
Does she have feet pics?

/LIZ CARMOUCHE/

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clearly your mother drank gin when pregnant with you

Latrine lawler
Cumstain clay
Soiled silva
Gelatinous diarrhea giles
Dirty dong
Dark-stool darko

B A S E D feet poster

what the fuck who is this, is this shopped my god

I don't know man.Probably Aspen got the most genes from his father
perv

guilfoyle was soaking wet last night
colby bless

Is conor really a libcuck? Hes pretty racist and homophobic tbqh

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Stay down liz.

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If I was former NFL player from Deep South MMA fighter, there is no reason why I'm not using Ted Nugent as entrance theme.

her and aspen with the strong forehead game

why did i get a stiffy from this

I dont get it how she can look so young and hot

damn, her mom can get it

She wouldnt want it from a incel loser liek you

in the sense of i don't watch blacked stuff, so i don't know you cuck

antonina married her old fat manled trainer
and i absolutely love it

Am I the only one that thinks she looks exactly like Ronaldinho

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Of course you do

This Colby hype is retarded. He beat a shot version of Hobby who was wrestlefucked by RDA of all people. Sure, Colby is a legit Nr.1 contender in the division, but he's going to get molested by Oozeman.

nerd

How can he be homophobic when lobov is literally his fucktoy?

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REMINDER USMAN AND HIS FAMILY ARE GETTING DEPORTED BACK TO THEIR SHITHOLE AFTER I BEAT HIS ASS

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The biggest loser of the year is max holloway. That lost happened at the weigh ins.

>That lost
American education

What's an incel?

I'm still the champion in my own word.

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Colby asked Trump to put a couple more years on Usmans con-man dads prison sentence.

>you will never be knowledgable enough about martial arts to score a 8/10 martial arts cutie
This is a tough realization boys

Nobody asked, are you feeling guilty about something white boi?

>no danis
Why would they exclude their #3 gym athlete? Artem being #1 followed by goobs ofc

no not at all, just that my porn knowledge is outdated desu

Then why did you make such an autistic interjection?

ANOTHER FOUR YEAR ANOTHER FOUR YEAR ANOTHER FOUR YEAR ANOTHER FOUR YEAR

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weak up farty snewsman, it's all over

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hoes mad

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Friendly reminder that Usman is ducking a guy WITH A LOSS TO WARLLEY ALVES

Who you got /heem/, Colby or Usman?

it was a fluke loss due to injury

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I got usman going back to africa

this was the last time they appeared together as friends

Who is your pick for favorite female fighter?

Kamaru Usman

Khabib's entrance music is really underrated

Megan Anderson

Are they going to try to force the goat to apologize to that pussy Matt Hughes?

Stone Cold's, Gangrel's, Shamrock's imo

based

Why is everyone saying she's hot, she looks creepy as fuck. Asspen is unironically better looking. They're all fucking weirdos regardless

mickey gall won

Cliche opinion but The Game is the best. It's just tainted since it's attached to Trips

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have sex

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if i was his son i would never touch another woman

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How did /heem/ react to War Machine beating up Christy Mack? Did it even exist?

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Who can stop him

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youtube.com/watch?v=S5OZ5oBixIU

big week for women's mma

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ay brah you seen war machine?

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I wish she was my gf

reminder we sent pizzas in War Machine's house once completely destroyed his peace and concentration.It was a great day for Yea Forums

haha remember the warmachine/cristymack dictorial

Valentina Shevchenko vs. Liz Carmouche
Vicente Luque vs. Mike Perry
Luiz Garagorri vs. Humberto Bandenay
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Ilir Latifi
Rodolfo Vieira vs. Oskar Piechota
Enrique Barzola vs. Bobby Moffett

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That card is so shit I won't participate, latifi is legit though

Valentina
Mike
Bandenay
Ilir
Vieira
Moffett

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somebody fucking ban valentina from being cage side when her sister fights

Only retarded smelly brown immigrant scum

How does one get married in prison?

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Shev
Perry
Garagorri
VolCAN
Piechota
Barzola

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Based Colby
go one lad Evropa stands with you

alpha male shit

Shev
Luque
Garagorri
Oezdemir
Vieira
Barzola

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Goldberg's
youtu.be/RXakXogkfME

>@COUPSLEADER
more like @COPELEADER

AYY

val
wigger perry
humberto
volkan
vieria
moffett

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Shevchenko
Perry
Garagorri
Latifi
Vieira
Barzola

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Shevchenko
Platinum
Garragorri
Ooze
Vieira
Barzola

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>Luque/Perry
my heart won't let me abandon platinum, I'm already flushed

Main card is good, plus they have Burns v Kunchenko

Shevchenko
Luque
Bandenay
Latifi
Vieira
Moffett

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ask Charles Manson

she's getting her jaw permanently shut

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based mutt ZOG legionnaire

Can't wait for herb Dean to go on rogans podcast and have Joe suck his cock telling him it's not his fault he missed two tapouts

smoke too much herb dean never gets enough criticism

What are the Trumps hoping to gain from Colby?

Well 98% of pro athletes openly voice their displeasure with trump so any big figured willing to publicly support him they will latch on to

Valenpeena Shevchenko
Vicunty Luque
Bumberto Bandenay
Dickan Oezdemir
Poodolfo Vieira
Enpissque Barzola

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Brapschenko
Luque
Bandenay
Volkan
Rodolfo
Barzola

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Based sluts being attracted to wifebeaters

Nate will check low kicks this time and Pettis will quit on the stool again

My 'woke' friend is literally saying the trumps must have paid Lawler to throw the fight.

I hope it's a huge pay-packet for having absorbed ~300 head strikes

Yep he got paid 1 grand per hit

I'm whiter than anyone in this thread and I see no reason to support a cunt as obnoxious as Colby

Your friend sounds smart, he knows what's up.

He's actually shown a lot of remorse in the latest interviews. Personally? I think it's time for round 2. Wake up, Christy.

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>nate
>checking kicks
hmmm

>Fatvia
Never even heard of this Subsaharyan oasis.

If the UFC actually fixed fights, someone would've talked by now (like they have for Pride)

he has the kavorka, the lure of the animal

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Anyone have the pic of anons pretending to be Rogan and Goldie commentating on him beating her?

dumb anti american phaggots like Jon Jones, Tyrone Woodley, and anyone else who hates the president of the united states

I'm sure you could've come up with something better than throwing an "american education" meme at yourself, friendo

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You live near liepaja? Went there for a day

>latvia
don't you have a turnip to harvest?

he's a proxy my guy

>Hey you remember that country that did nothing? Look where it is now.
>

based and wrestlefucked

How the fuck does Herb "Nigger" Dean still have a job? Every card he fucks something up.

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For me, it's Lucie Pudilova.

nope, been there a lot though

seething

Valentina
Perry
Humberto
Volkan
Viera
Barzola

Who tf are these ppl

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because he is le based DUDE WEED dreadlocks man and gets big pop from the crowd

He's flushed and it's only going to get worse. I missed most of the card, but Cruz was saying there were multiple late stoppages, any weebums?

The NYSAC hate Dana and keep sending shitty refs to fuck with him

i think usman is going to probably win but i'm boying colby

Dont blame Herb Dean.Blame his wife on the left (pic).He is your average cuck /heem/

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This was in New Jersey

what is this, a mudshark for ants?

now THIS is BASED

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now why would I be a proxy my guy

lol look at this better pic

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You now remember when Yea Forums bullied War Machine into punching himself in the face.

youtube.com/watch?v=rQf_Gnxooxk

irl heems

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Never happened

Most of those "strikes" were glancing blows, Robbie did nothing but evade Colby's offense, very few landed. I'm talking single digit few, our of the hundreds.

>And with our referee not in charge, Herb Dean

That was absolutely based.

How?

Did that girl die? Kinda hot actually.

Anyone play ufc 3 on ps4? It makes me angry how bad I am and I always get heemed playing online

>that jiggle of life living her behind

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reminder they are all fuckin British guys who come to Greece islands every summer to demonstrate their manlet powers

bellator ready

how high is the iq on that backfist?

reminder rory lost to that can twice

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>in Spain Till steals a taxi
>in Bulgaria british hooligans steal a tractor
>in Greece they just heem each other in the street
Why does the british cosmopolitan act so differently in different places?

Why are British people such hooligans? I never hear of French guys shanking each other or starting fist fights.

how many bongs until the contender series weigh ins

fun fact, in Latvia bong tourists are mainly known for pissing in public places and on statues

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lad_culture

Wait until you see what they do in France

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JUSTINO

Shevchenko
Luque
Bandenay
Latifi
Vieira
Moffett

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>lad culture
Here we just call it "lack of culture".

So these chicken nugget scoons are just middle class LARPers? I'm coming to Britain and I'm gonna heem every single one of you.

based blagoy

Based

heat drives them crazy.When there is a winter,they're calm,drinking cups of tea.Tea.them faggots

is this the mma thread or wut?

anyway real patricians roll mdma with the slags and give them the sweet pee when the comedown starts

holy shit hardy and Colby are truly our boys

the skinny lanky ones with that gay haircuts are

ITT post kino walk out youtu.be/AwL853wlYv8

based and indebted

Change your flag to North Macedonia

>it's colbyposting season on heem

yuk

"Everyone is on steroids".

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European's most right wing are considered "liberals" in the US.

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I always had a suspicion Hardy was BASED, but now, I have confirmation

still mad lmao

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>STILL mad
Damn.

I'm definitely mad about him being a pillowfisted manhugger and make me waste my time watching his boring ass fights

TATSUMAKI

Your mom’s a fan

>this salt
God bless Colby "Chaos" Covington

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thanks

BRAZIL YOU'RE A DUMP, ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK!

but, technically, brazil is a flippin dump.

199 was in 2016 get over it joao

/heems/ boys team up to take runs at the strap

The most shocking part? Seeing how bad she looks without makeup.

Who’s your favorite pillowfisted manhugger?

I always thought she would've been a pretty lady without all the retarded tats, hair and fake tits

She's a kike so no

Her cunt looks like an axe wound, you can chew on those beef curtains like jerky.

is that kimberly jumping at the end?
mompov tier

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Colby, Masvidal, and Hardy are the new nWo

U're mum m8

streamable.com/9nqks

What did wonderpedo mean by this?

Hardy is the new nothing, his career will last until they stop giving him tune up fights.

When did your balls drop?

Davenport embarrasses itself simply by existing

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What’s the problem pal, did you get beat up in Davenport?

It's a shame we didn't get to see Colby vs Woodley, because Colby would have worked him just like Rory Mac did, drawing out the right hand and bullying him against the cage after. I don't think Colby could hold him down like Usman did though.

Woodlet took a dive against Poosman

I think we'll see Colby vs Woodley eventually, especially if Colby loses against Usman or gets fucked out of a title shot.

Nah, Usman was juiced, just like Lawler. Dana gave them a pass so he could shaft his two least favourite fighters.

Usman is going to piss lava and theyll strip the belt then making Colby-Woodley

Valentina
Luque
Garagorri
Oezdemir
Piechota
Barzola

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name?

Your favorite clean fighter?

>muslim/nig Ali Abdelaziz client testing positive
lolno

As long as he dodges wrestlefuckers for another year and keeps training, he has potential.

Rumble holding artem back with one finger

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>fuqrafiles.com/knowledgebase/nypd-informant-ali-abdel-aziz/

> real name is Alaa’eldin (pronounced as “Aladdin”) Ragb Fekry Abdel-Aziz, is an Egyptian-born former member of the Muslims of the Americas (MOA) jihadist cult group. MOA is an alternative name for the Jamaat ul-Fuqra terrorist group led by a radical cleric named Sheikh Mubarak Ali Gilani in Pakistan.
>has a history of identity fraud and his name is similar to aliases that have been used, such as “Ali Abdul Aziz.” MOA’s history of identity fraud includes sharing identities between members, stealing identities (of the deceased and the living) and creating new identities, sometimes by changing the sequencing of legitimate names, misspelling legitimate names or combining two legitimate names.
>law enforcement sources say that Ali has provided Mawyer, the NYPD/FBI, colleagues and MOA associates with a dizzying mixture of truths and falsehoods. When his work as an informant inside MOA ended, he was accused of betraying and deceiving the U.S. government. There are suspicions he operated as a double-agent on behalf of MOA members he favored, while providing accurate information about others he disliked or did not have a relationship with. He also may have had an independent relationship with foreign intelligence/law enforcement personnel.

Why the fuck is a public facing organisation like the UFC doing business with this guy?

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He has potential to bloat cards with shitty fights until he gets raped by someone like Curtis Blaydes, sure, but I don't want to watch that shit. He's garbage.

Because half the fighters the USA works with are his clients?

He's got something on Dana

Shev
PLATINUM
Garagorri
Latifi
Viera
Barzola

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>leave c*lby to me

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Setting some kind of standard for managers would make his clients jump ship so they can fight for the organisation. When Khabib retires in 2020, Ali loses a lot of influence.

Presumably this was a long time ago and he has clearly built himself up into a legitimate person of business within the industry, he would be in jail or barred from entering the United States if he had committed high crimes.

Re-read that copypasta you've just posted and now consider that you'll never be as successful as this "ex-terrorist". Hell, you won't even make half the money he is making.

And now, what does that make you? I guess the term is "literally more pathetic than an ex-ISIS member".

Why are you such a miserable failure, user? What went wrong?

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>When Khabib retires in 2020
GSP is the only fighter who actually retired on a relative high, and he has retired like 3 times, and still considers returning. Why do you think Khabib will be different?
Fighters aren't done with the sport before the sport is done with them, and the sport isn't done with Khabib.

I'm doing very well, you silly kraut. Everyone knows psychopaths are good at getting ahead in life, it's not something to be jealous over.

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Early stoppage, Askren was going for a single leg

>Why do you think Khabib will be different?

Because he's got a tiny bit of integrity, he's sick of the fight game and he wants to maintain an undefeated record. Khabib can retire as a hero among Russians and Muslims, make bank and re-invest it into businesses and prevent himself from getting CTE by doing so. It would be a smart move.

He'd then only come out of retirement when someone offers him tens of millions for a novelty fight, some dumb fight like Floyd or Conor which will let him keep his undefeated MMA streak.

clean just bat shit crazy tho

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I think Colby will do better against Usman than he would have against Woodly. Doesn't have to worry about the power shots coming at him.

If Woodley has managed to hold on to his rage, that would be a fun fight. Watching Woodley getting wrestlefucked into uselessness, or watching Colby get his chin caved in, would be a crowd pleaser either way.

dont care
luque
dont care
oezdemir
dont care
dont care

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The ultimate pleb filters

youtube.com/watch?v=uBXgt4-UK5I

BZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>he’s got a tiny bit of integrity

Dana owes him favors

shev
luq
gara
oez
viera
bar

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he never was

Khabib told the UFC to go fuck themselves until they gave up on the anti-bullying ad and resigned his comrades, that was a fairly ballsy move.

>i'll try spinning. that's a good trick.

Did Ali hide a dead hooker for Dana or is he just a coke dealer?

Shhhhhh... If you listen closely, you can still hear Reddit seething over Colby's win 18 hours ago.

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He doesn’t pay child support, he threatens non public figures consistently including extorting small time regional organization heads to release his fighters from their contracts, constantly gets into actual fights, and has exchanges of fighters with warlord figureheads. They only got Capone for tax evasion

He’s had plenty of guys pop, just none of the big ones besides Werdum who was already flushed at that point

The UFC didn’t tell him to do that, the commission did. That’s not ballsy or integrity

>actually works

matter of opinion, a lot of fighters would have caved

Could be like a norf fc fan

Robbie was robbed, Robbie 1,2,3

Val
Perry
Garagorri
Latifi
Viera
Barzola

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UFC 244:
Nurmagomedov vs. Ferguson
Usman vs. Covington
Holloway vs. Volkanovski

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Its easy not to cave when you have a perfectly put in place succint fallback. There is nothing ballsy, he’s a spoiled little kid who people like to pretend is humble because he comes from a shithole dump despite his family being on top of the garbage pile in a palace

Kamarudeen will flatten Colby and turn him inside out with his thick dark chocolate BBC

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Also Lewis vs. Blagoy

ty user
the mum's dead eyes are haunting

it was declared early stoppage

So everyone from Bisping to Jon Jones are anti-Colby.

Are there any fighters besides Chael and Masvidal who are pro-Colby

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Usman's gonna panic and get fucked up. Colby takes the decision through volume of strikes.

Who can stop mini Gastelum?

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Greg Hardy, even though you’re a hypocrite if you don’t let him punch your mother

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The UFC could never put together a card that good without shitting the bed at the last minute.

Colby is just the white Usman, and as we know from knowledge, when it comes to sports, black>white. So Usman UD him easily. Sorry whitebois

Used to enjoy the miami vlogs that Jorge and Colby used to. Really good stuff, better done than that anatomy of fighter thing desu

Hardy can heem my mum whenever

who cares what jon jones thinks honestly he's fake

Someone else mentioned that Colby is kryptonite to black fighters, since losing to a cringy trump supporter is extra humiliating. Colby's already won, Usman is all over the fucking place mentally and Colby outstrikes him.

who is not fake?

Colby is a can

jones was roommates with colby he's mad that colby confirmed he's a roider

he's fake in a boring gay way, pretends to be a good christian boy when he's pos human. He should just embrace his true self

Tony Ferguson, Mike Perry, Amanda Nunes

I guess DC kind of does. He's one of the few people Colby respects, so DC just kind of turns a blind eye to him

Is manlet worse than dicklet?

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>He doesn’t pay child support
Proof? He has custody of his children barring the eldest son.
>he threatens non public figures consistently including extorting small time regional organization heads to release his fighters from their contracts
Proof? Once again not necessarily a crime.
>constantly gets into actual fights
Lol you don't get thrown into prison for a fight where nobody gets charged.
>and has exchanges of fighters with warlord figureheads
So do thousands of people from the United States every day, including members of the UFC if you're talking about the Dagestan oligarchs.

>greg hardy supporters
lol what is wrong with these people? how does treating hardy like shit for the rest of his life help

By the time you get your dick out, the deal should already be sealed, so I'd be inclined to say manlet is worse. However, big dick confidence can overcome manlet status, as Kevin Hart proves, so maybe it's not so cut and dry.

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Saying "proof" all the time is slimy and dumb, I found six articles about his child support by googling it once, there was nothing stopping you doing the same.

What was she saying here, what's the symbolism?

Porier trains with him and seems to somewhat like him

she likes her donut covered in chocolate frosting

She's trying to be kino but she doesn't realise no-one does a better pink background shot than TFerg.

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Yeah, no. Colby's cute little cardio boxing routine might work on a literal statue, but he's going to get flushed when he fights someone that will actually throw a strike during the fight.

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all fake from tonys schizophrenia to nunes' lesbianity
still not any less fake than most fighters

Think its a hard job for anyone; if you fuck up people could severely hurt or worse...

He does seem worse lately, guess that ref get slow down alot in age. This wont be like boxing where you have old grandpas reffing fights

Every fighter at ATT who isn't Brazilian is apparently cool with him.

Burden of proof

>he's going to get flushed when he fights someone that will actually throw a strike during the fight.

So when he fights anyone but Usman?

I haven't been on /pol/ or full/pol/ since the election really but just took a look because of the happenings. Imagine being one of those guys lmao. Here's a tip to any /heem/ster who still browses pol unironically: let that shit go. It's not part of your personality, it just makes you schizophrenic. You won't turn into a liberal or start loving race mixing. You won't forget crime statistics or be unable to recognize Jewish media. Just let that shit go bro. Your life will get better

funny you should mention schizophrenia

Never read a more cringy post in my life

walkout songs
youtu.be/lmD_8wFFTUU

Also just want to say that Colby is based

Who is your favorite female fighter?

whos your favorite female fighter?

You are completely right, but the next step in the "proof" argument is to discredit whichever articles are provided by cherry picking shit or attacking the politics of the publication or whatever. Ali bailed on his son, for a lot of money, and did a lot of other shady shit, them's the facts.

I fucking hate Pat Barry and I'm not sure why.

how much do you think sanko gets paid to do those dana interviews

It is hilarious that Maia's striking performance was so much better than Lawler's, even if he was less worried about the takedown. Turns out you age better when you're not doing the retarded "ruthless" shit

How much longer does Max have left, I wonder?

enough so dana gets to lay on top of her afterwards

life and societies would be better if people walking naked and fucking each other on the streets

Maybe because this was Rose before Barry.

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I know dude imagine unironically believing that the Jews run your life or that minorities are ruining your life like lol take charge of your own life and worry about yourself haha

A life sentence? For giving his gf a boo boo??

The next card is fucking dog shit

They should add a stipulation that if Colby beats Usman, Trump gets to personally deport Usman and extends Usman’s fathers prison sentence to a life sentence.

Most cards are these days.

At least the card after that is good

Stipe, Oleinik, Hooker.

giving you a reason

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khabib

I wonder if he knows that 711 now home delivers Slurpees

I mean yes but at the same time they're not holding a title fight behind pay per view which is nice

>Namajunas was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin on June 29, 1992, to Lithuanian parents. She has said that her father suffered from schizophrenia, which led to complications and hardships during her youth.

Imagine staying to live with pedo Pat Barry at age 13 was an improvement for her personal life

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that 3 strike thing that you guys invented to control the nigger population

colby was always by boy but I started saying it yesterday.

>barring the child he doesn’t pay support for
genius for sure

>extortion isnt a crime
Lol

>Lol you don't get thrown into prison for a fight where nobody gets charged.
I didn’t say you did, I said he’s an emotionally unstable moron that gets into fights

>So do thousands of people from the United States every day, including members of the UFC if you're talking about the Dagestan oligarchs.
Oh okay murder is cool too now because so many others do it

mmaimports.com/2018/08/angry-bar-owner-returns-leaks-ali-abdelazizs-threatening-text-messages/

>colby was always by boy but I started saying it yesterday.

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>Colby takes the decision through volume of strikes.
Can't strike off your back, nigga. Usman will pancake Cuckby worse than he did a much more athletic Woodley.

>tfw your boy starts fighting your boy

>And don't forget, Lawler isn't really known as a "high volume" guy. He attempted 171 strikes Saturday, according to UFC Stats. That number is pretty much right in line with his other five-round fights in the UFC, in which he attempted 212, 177, 156, 201, 200 and (the one outlier) 331.

Colby's got better positioning and technique than Woodley and he's not going to wait five rounds for the perfect counter.

His head coach Conan Silveira is Brazilian, he’s also cool with JDS, Tibau, Nunes, and Thiago Alves

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Bros... beeb bless

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This stat is genuinely surprising

Imagine rating Colby kek

>implying that even the hues buy into his schtick
That pussy probably personally apolagized to them

Why is one sister so much swarthier than the other?

why cant rose replicate joanna's tdd?

He's cool with his coaches, but apparently the Brazilian fighters in his team cold shouldered him after the "dirty animals" speech.

Tom Hanks son you fuckin pussy.Why you record a video,trying to humiliate Greece?Greek police officers are great guys and they just doing their job.You and your family come to Greece on summer and you don't pay shit cuz youre fuckin celebrities piss of shit.I hope Dana arrange a fight between you and Bj Penn and I also wish your father dies from aids
youtu.be/v9bsCXG2Jog

>dillon danis is his boy

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Why can't Struve replicate Jone's striking?

>Colby's got better positioning and technique than Woodley
Lmao. Is that why Woodley was taken down by RDA multiple times? Oh, wait, that wasn't Woodley...

Usman by PANCAKE

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She's all technique, she needs more core strength and a willingness to forego flashy shit. With conventional takedown defence she would have demolished that Brazilian juicehead.

>Jone's striking
Can't replicate something that does not exist.

Woodley didn’t even fight RDA you retard

Maia's striking isn't that bad

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Rose is a can
Colby is a can
Usman is a can

Infact every single fighter in the UFC is a can

Colby's takedowns and transitions in the recent fight were fucking insane, Woodley isn't that creative. Juiceman is gonna get fucked up.

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greeks and italians are sandnigger rapebabies

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except Tony Ferguson

Lmao you're a dolt

>read that as greatamericanwarmachine
i gotta see how many people are mad over him tweeting that

Forgot Usman lost the first round of that lol. He would have lost the fight if Maia wasn't a cardiolet

what's with the sepia? I don't like it, please turn it off

>i-im “”pretending”” to be retarded
for sure

It's not that good either lol

less eyestrain/nightmode. It eliminates blue light that keeps some people awake.

Haha, I knew I recognized her from somewhere.

He would’ve lost if Leon Roberts wasn’t a sperg. Maia had Usman’s back halfway through the round and he broke it up

There was a bad stand up in the Woodley fight too.

He always takes rounds off. People were shitting on him for that bobbing and weaving but he’s done that in every single fight. Colby just clustered him with volume pace and mixing up wrestling with his strikes so smoothly

>Colby's takedowns and transitions in the recent fight were fucking insane
Fer sure, my man, is that why he wasn't able to keep washed up Hobby down? Hobby escaped most of Cuckby's takedowns and the majority of the fight took place on the feet. Cuckby has precisely ZERO chance of keeping Kamarudeen down and will spend the entirety of the fight staring at ceiling while questioning his career choices and getting elbowed in the nose.

>these colby comments

pawket____
Lmao you’re a fucking little bitch kid, cocky ass cringe piece of shit. Usman is wiping the floor with your scummy ass, I could only IMAGINE the shit you say off camera or behind closed doors. I hate the fact that you represent America and come out with the nations flag on your back, be a humble respectable fighter or don’t rep America at all. Fucking chapped cunt, I can’t WAIT to see you get your fucking clock cleaned. Cocky mother fucker, consider suicide please.

richie.t.valen
@colbycovmma hope you're still in the game cause I'm coming up fast, and I want you as my main welterweight fight. To knock out that clown ass hat if yours. Spit in your face once I'm done with you. I don't give a fuckk about penalties.

the Maia one was worse because he finishes everybody from that same position and had just started landing shots

seething

you all hate Greece but every summer you visit the greek islands most of you go to Mykonos the land of gays

hyväksyn
fake

cuck, russia will invade you

Why do people think Colby was trying to choke him out, the objective was soley to smuther him and make him gas out.

I meant there was a bad stand up when Maia fought Woodley but maybe I am misremembering

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Colby is gonna jab him up and back him up most of the fight. Usman is too stiff on the feet and a statue in the pocket, zero movement up close

Because his arm wasn't actually over Lawler's mouth?

Colby is a glorified butt hugger

>Woodley heems Lawler in 1 round
>Colby takes 5 rounds to do no damage to Lawler
Ummmm Colbycucks?

Why your mom is such a fan

Woodley beats Colby
Colby beats Usman
Usman beats Woodley

Colby is just Carlos condit
+wrestling
-monogamy

-knockout power

>consider suicide please.
based, but also cringe

could henry take rico down?

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wonder if his mom has the bunda

imagine how badly sjws will seethe when an outspoken proud white boy like colby beats up usman and becomes the champ

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seething

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while ICE agents drag Usman out of the cage into a police truck with a bunch of other immigrants

>and as we know from knowledge

gonna steal this one

I've picked Colby in his last two fights but I think Usman gets it done against him. Colby doesn't seem to have the elite take down defense to get it done. He can't keep opponents down when he takes them down, and he probably won't be able to force opponents off of him when he is taken down. His only shot is that he gets Kamaru so shook in the lead up to the fight that he forces a stand up because Kamaru wants a KO (which itself is definitely a possibility)

How does someone get a life sentence for slapping a bitch?

bleach

I don't remember watching many Usman fights but does he really lose in the stand up? I mean Colby is a pillowfist volume puncher, I can't see him being scared of that after beating Woodley

>i voted for colby but this time he's done for!!

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Is this cringey spic going to attach his name/callout whoever is popular or in the news every week? His biggest claim to fame is being McGregor’s cum rag.

Oh shit its a rat

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>t-this TIME!!

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That's what I'm saying, Colby has a chance but odds might not be in his favor. Kamaru is lanky but he might be searching for a power punch that doesn't present itself, which is how Colby could win.

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His wrestling work is in the clinch where people can’t shake him off. The couple of times he’s been taken down he’s instantly been back to his feet. He has the much better overall striking, forward pressure and pace, and the volume. He also fights off the backfoot and circles a lot better than Usman who will back straight up a lof of times

Condit has more of a BJJ grappling spec, he has really good butterfly sweeps and his striking style is more focused on rangey kickboxing and jab mix up combos.

Convington is a wrestler/boxer spec. His mat moves are all based around folk style wrestling rides, and he hardly ever uses any proper BJJ guard while on back (with maybe with exception with half guard/coytote guard and there is room enough to argue that is just more mat wrestling) His strikes are explosive and he has kicks but he uses his fist more then his kicks to chain together his stand up.

So they are far from the opposite. Convington is a more athletic version of 2015 era Maia if you want to make a fighter comparassion

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Yeah dude I've rated Colby as second best in the division for a while now, thought Usman would win the title after I watched him beat Meek in STL, but then I memed myself into thinking Woodley was really good for a bit.

> He beat a blown up lightweight and the ghost of Robbie Lawler, he can beat anyone in the division!

Interesting take here it's a really tough call

Even the commentators were talking about how Colby brings fighters up and down to wear them out, you absolute casual.

Woodley had 4 title defenses lmao

wrestling coach? Why would you bother responding to a shitpost like that so seriously

Would outwrestle, tire out, then humiliatingly pillowfist to a dec any here

this

>Usman's last 4 fights were decisions
>Colby's last 5 fights were decisions
It's gonna be a snoozefest

He fights well at range with teeps, hooks, and lunging punches, but he’s stiff as cardboard and doesn’t move his head, there’s multiple times where he’ll just stand and trade swinging from the hip so sloppily. Someone with a good enough straight punch arsenal and or even a pawing jab can give him issues. He also keeps his chin high up when moving back. Colby can exploit all of that easily. It’s really a matter of who can push the pace and put the other on the backfoot consistently which I think Colby does

>His strikes are explosive
This is how you've outed yourself as an utter retard who has absolutely no clue what he's talking about. My diarrhea is more explosive than Colby's """striking""".

For sure Gastelum v Adesanya was a snoozer since it went to decision

>h-he did WANT to keep his opponent down and control him on purpose, I s-swear!

rico's calves are something else

>Someone with a good enough straight punch arsenal
Like Woodley?

I mean Usman pushes a pace that is almost certainly aided by EPO so I think it's a toss up in that field

Woodley spent the whole fight trying to land a straight right hand power punch, Colby uses feints and jabs constantly

Usman has fucked his PED privilege by being even more of a boring ducker than Woodley. If he roids up, I think he'll get caught.

> Colby uses feints constantly

Usman isn't a counter puncher

yeah its me and just decided to use that to springboard conversation

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The point of his takedowns is to wear his opponent out

I was just illustrating that Woodley and Colby have completely different styles

>Woodley
>good punch arsenal

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>straight punch arsenal
Which Woodlet absolutely does

>Woodlet absolutely does

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Haven't seen you around in ages
Colby's performance was pretty impressive, but he really does seem to lack damage/control on the ground. Fights with a suffocating pressure though

Don’t forget Joel Romero part of the crew

If you truly believe Colby's style of wrestling is more fun to watch than Khabib's then you are retarded beyond hope

I like this aged newspaper hue, cozy. How can I do this on my phone? Where's the setting?

Tony bless

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careful you'll trigger them

Woodley is extremely low volume, shitty cardio backs up to the cage into Usman’s zone, and put himself on his back to tire himself out before he could do anything

How can a Muslim be a spic?

Dont see the relevance, feints are used to throw off your opponent, not just draw a pull counter

You need to seek professional help

Proud of our german lad!

You need to get your fat ass into a boxing ring at least before you start talking about things you don't understand, shitstain.

Precisely what I mean. You should take lithium.

>I'll fight anyone, anywhere, anytime
>calls the cops on Werdum

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ORTEGA GANG OR DON'T BANG

Colby is FLUSHED

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
21h21 hours ago

Can we talk about gun control now?

No? Now's NOT the time to politicize it? Ok.

Just tell me how many more mass shootings need to happen and people need to die before we can finally do something about it. What's the magic number? #GunControlNow
twitter.com/punisher_bass

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>Precisely what I mean
Glad we both agree that you're a fucking retard who has no clue what he's talking about.

They're both leaning, retard. Stop heightshaming men.

He threw over 500 strikes. Did you see Lawlor's face?! He got decisioned by a monster. Lucky to survive.

How to get CTE in one webm

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How many social points does the pedophile get for a post like that?

You look like such a faggot with that haircut, Farthan

Fuck any fighter whose political orientation is public knowledge. Fuck Colby. Fuck Askren. Fuck Rhonda. Fuck Griffin.

Let the bong make the thread.

Thank you, just did.

kekd

The app "Blue Light" will give you that setting

It's a bluelight filter

based

>"Youre taking everything I worked for you fat bitch!"