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astros desu

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Cron is BACK

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>barves

Mariners gonna get no hit twice in less than a month.

>those dumbasses that said we should have paid kikel
So glad he's gone

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astros fans coming out of the ole creek

>Trade Sanchez
>Six innings of no hit innings in debut
>Guy you got in return for him gets injured by a routine flyball

Oh Toronto...

so the doy doys gonna do something?

Yes, win the 2019 world series.

no that's not happening. something more realistic

lol

LET'S GO ASS TROS

BE A GENIE

Sanchez has always been capable of more than he's shown this year, but I think that he's not likely to be this good for very long. I heard he was looking at his finger after every breaking ball this start, so just you wait for the fifth inning of his next one.

And Bigani keeps the no hit alive.

Yeah I'm here off and on, but the Greinke trade definitely has people coming out of their basements.

Dubs and reds win

>Yeah I'm here off and on

>pie rats

go stros

he was praying to jobu

>mets win
>but the phillies win too
What the fuck pie rats and whos?

>the absolute state of the New York Yankees franchise

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astros desu

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I thought Garrett got suspended...?

appealing

damn right you a thot

>you will live in a decade without a Stankee world series win
Feels good

FUAARK the arms on these Reds

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For me it’s the Colorado Rockies baseball club

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What the fuck happened man?

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havnt watched stros since the killer b's
when did we get a team lol

July 1 happened

>resd

NO HITTER

ASS FUCKING STROS

Remember the first two weeks of the M's season?

Since 2015 mate. If you're going to bandwagon, at least join it on time.

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELLLLLL

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wtf when did we get a baseball team in houston? and we're good too?! dayum!

>resd
kek

>blow jays
KEK

>we
>we're
fuck you Satan

Relegate the mariners

Are the White Sox the LEAST anime team?

oh encarnacion is out...............STANKEES HAHAHAHA LOL

>wilson ramos accounts for 5 of your runs
>he’s still a slow fuck

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>Greene has an ERA of 5 but he's rarely used because Detoilet never won games
Fool's gold alert

>its about sanchez, have him throw a no-no tonight

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Very nice digits

>whos
One fucking job.

COME AND LISTEN TO A STORY ABOUT THE BARVES
THE WALKED IN RUNS THEN BLEW AN EASY SAVE

What did you expect from the worst team in baseball?

>Greene
>barfs
oh my

Pretty sure even the worse team in baseball now could beat philthy.

Fucks sake I'd rather see luke jackson pitching at this point.

Mets making ya seeth hardddd

>No, we fell for the Shane Greene meme

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>buy great Mets seats a month ago when they sucked dick and tickets were dirt cheap
>plan a little work getaway day
>team getting hot at the right time
>first pitch calls for thunderstorms

REEEEEEEE

Diaz is fucked. How the hell was he good in Seattle?

Yea Forumsstros desu

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Why didn't the Mets dump him at the trade deadline to some sucker contender thinking they could fix him?

>worst team in baseball?
*blocks your path*

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>great Mets seats
????

cool story faggot

OH NO NO NO NO
>Barves bullpen was #4 after the deadline
>can't even close out a rebuilding team

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Could the tigers beat philthy?

His value shitted the bed. That’s why. He blew a save the night before the deadline so I’m pretty sure BVW didn’t want to get nothing in return for him. Imo they should make lugo the closer at this point

Good game, Pirates. Stay mad Nashitnals.

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cuhringe

>stealing someone else's meme
how pathetic...

Get your own memes faggot

Based and BVW pilled

*steals the wild card*

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NOOOOOOO FLOWERS THAT WAS IT WTF

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Wait until it happens you fag. They still need to get above .500

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You might want to reach .500 before you start talking playoffs.

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the New York Mets. I was a fan since before the 1986 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Shea Stadium, subscribed to Mets Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with the classic neon yellow highlighter we used back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of the Mets’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Wilpons, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brodie Van Wagenen tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Mets good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past seven months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Yankees are currently thirty-one games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Yankees jerseys and show off our Pinstripe Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Mets hat into the trash can.

Finally, peace.

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Tom Glavine on the Braves broadcast says like one sentence every inning

last 4 digits are the memeiners next playoff appearance

That's the Mest way with pitchers
Harvey's ERA was doubling every start and yet everyone still wanted him, but Mest said naw and held on to him for 20 more years
Thor has fallen off a cliff, and could've gotten a lot a week ago but nope

>Thor has fallen off a cliff
His past few starts haven’t been terrible. Degrom is getting back into form. The main concern is really matz and stroman a bit since he was shaky today

>he didn't take the secondhalfteam pill

last 4 digits are when the memeiners get past the wildcard

Based Tom applying his control to broadcasting

stroman was just getting squeezed on 10 days rest in a different league
also matz threw a maddux just under a week ago, he's not bad just inconsistent

Last 4 digits are when the dodgers win a world series

last 4 digits are when the mariners win their first world series and extend the dodgers championship drought to a century long

Damn, who's this Luke Jackson stud? Why ain't he the Braves' closer?

last digit is how series the astros win in the next decade

Agreed, but they are the concerns imo. Degrom has a day game start on monday, and if the Mets can keep trucking, they got a chance. I believe in it but for fucks sake fix your shit diaz

many* and against the dodgers

>the doyers will have 3 straight world series losses after this year

>Shane Greene blows the save
>Luke Jackson strikes out the side in the 10th
wew

last 6 digits mest next season over .500

Been a good night for baseball lads

>they got a chance
No they don't. They have 3 against the Marlins then their schedule gets really tough.

sounds about right

They still can do it. Nats and braves don’t convince me

>Edwin Diaz with 4 consecutive appearances with an earned run

What the fuck is his problem

Control. He seriously needs to fix his shit. The man cannot get strikes for shit, and has lost his command like he had in seattle

>Nats and braves don’t convince me
But somehow the mest do? LMAO

I'm convinced about the Mets. They suck.

>The Mets took Canó's contract and gave up their top prospect for this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=4AbajJX5o1k

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Their bullpens are hot shit. The same applies for us, but anything can happen. Mets get hot now, and they beat those teams, it’s a good showing

don't you faggots have a game thread somewhere? nobody cares about your irrelevant team or your trash division.

>combined no hitter
>starter pulled after 92 pitches
this honestly shouldn't count

Did we stop discussion of your cubs/dodgers shit? Sorry
How many hits were at the end of the game?

>resd

>cusb

>How many hits were at the end of the game?
4 less than the number of pitchers who cheated during the game

>camargo finally does something
>its a sac bunt
kek

did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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It must be crowded in your head with the cusb/doyers living in there.

How did a pitcher cheat?

>he hasn't taken the pinetar pill

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see

>39
>2nd 3 HR game in career
>10 RBI in 2 days

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lol oh no a GUN?

shut up faggot

He’s also completely unaffected by anything happening in the game.

Except that’s what this general talks about

LOSECINNATTI

based acuna

>5 innings in
>no St. Louis / Oakland thread
It’s almost like they have no fans here.

RONNIE OWNS YA
OZZIE PWNS YA

What happened to the methinal fans?
They got cocky in the Cubs gamethread today, but now they're all gone.

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based Acuna

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Houspie falseflagging as a resd fan

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>climb your way into second place in the division
>proceed to go on a 6 game losing streak
The Red Sox missing the playoffs is one of the best surprises this year.

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Oops, 7 game losing streak. I don't want to lie to you guys now.

THE YANKEES WIN
THEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!
>BULLPEN DOES ITS JOB
>GLEEBS MASHES 2 HRS AND SCRAPES THE WALL FOR A DOUBLE (HES ON FUCKIN FIRE)
>MAYBIN SLAPS A BIG DOUBLE IN THE 3RD
>TAUCHMAN WALKS THE WALK AND TAUCHS THE TAUCH WITH THE BASES LOADED AND DRIVES IN THE WINNING RUNS
>SOX LOSE 6 IN A ROW
>SOX ARE 13.5 GAMES BACK
LETS GOOOOOOO YANKEES!!!!!

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Niggers!

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by the way: my philshits won a game

>my

Methinals are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

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you want 'em?

Fascinating

How did $330 million dollar man do?

Boston is crumbling!

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philllies relocation to portugal when?

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he fucked your mom for free

QUICK, deploy the BsGs!

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i have a small dick

Houspie please have mercy

Those are some homely cheerleaders.

>his team has 40+ losses

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>his

Checked and I'll have you know Buffalo makes very good routers. Always buy jap over chinkshit (cisco/linksys/netgear) when given the chance.

Go Cubbies

*dusts off the ol' jewelry*

Heh, this'll look good next to the 2019 one

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They're actually an idol group.
youtube.com/watch?v=GQNXPuGA_tI

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right, what did i say?

>enjoying coloreds
gross

Why don't you guys get back into baseball. I miss the expos ;_;

>doyers not melting down in the playoffs

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big brycie got a dinger

My Dodgies won again :)

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Can my jints hold on bros?

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Based Cuban Missile

what the fuck did i tell you about posting this sausage-twirling cunt again?!?

Good for him. Glad he's earning that paycheck.

nah he'd have to start hitting 5- and 6-baggers before we start making statements like that

>Gnats
>Not choking
LOL

i never noticed her phone on the plate until now

>$26 million annual salary
>18 HRs this year
>$1.44 million per home run (so far)

She's waiting for the call

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>Guy's only job is to hit balls
>3 strikes outs
>6 LoB
Why is the baby league a joke?

she reminds me so much of my ex

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LOL

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>Phillies about to lose their mascot to free agency.
Why are American mascots so shitty? They should take a page from the Japanese.
youtube.com/watch?v=1t9CXbdxfHM

>Nationals
>Gnatitude

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>No similar results of this image found.
>Making up images to force your nickname on another team
LOL Gnats

google.com/search?biw=2560&bih=1248&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=u1ZGXcKDAaSu5wKWgIiYAg&q=washington gnats&oq=washington gnats&gs_l=img.3..0i8i30j0i10i24.12411.12411..12822...0.0..0.52.52.1......0....1..gws-wiz-img.wa-OY-6Yg4s&ved=0ahUKEwiCzZzHqOjjAhUk11kKHRYAAiMQ4dUDCAY&uact=5#imgrc=_
>literally 3 of the first 10 results

>Using Twitter
LOL GNATS

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>Resorting to dive grass
LOL GNATS

Good game, Diamondbacks. Stay mad, Mets.

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no one ever is

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God google reverse image search is so shit nowadays. It must be all of the diversity hires.

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when Rizzo gets fired what new image are you going to use? Legitimately curious

who is she

Uh, bro?

THAT'S YOUR DAD.

They'll hire the real Rizzo and the Nationals will enjoy a new golden age

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I like this one.

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You will never be as Alpha as Anthony Rizzo
youtube.com/watch?v=FxIp2hJ_eDg

>Methinals

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Thanks for keeping the first place chair warm for us Tardinals.

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you mean the "scuba kek" posters?

kek skuba

Scuba?

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>thought of doing astros or mets -1.5 instead of Phillies

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>

>3-1 for AA
>1-0 for rags

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>Giants didn't sell
Lel, Orioles 2.0 starting next year

migosh

fucking fire shatkins before they trade vlad for coco crisp and some sunflower seeds

Theo Epstein forgot when he "took the moral high ground" after a guy made a """""""" racist gesture" """""""" at Wrigley and was banned for life.

Yanks

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heho kekstein

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mercy please

I'm on my knees, have mercy

Please forgive us

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Let's let Houbro make the threads from now on

I see Rize.

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nice try houspie

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I call him Houchad

I call him ghey

I love Rize.

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Honestly I had no idea

yes...this rize character would make a great addition to the astros girls indeed...

___ aboaaard!

Based Houdogg

this is crazy... absolute psychopathy... Honestly I am terrified of this houspie character... he....just defies all logic....where is the organization! where is the method to his madness?! I can't analyze this! You finally think you can make an assertion, then he does a 360 and changes everything you think you knew about him

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She has a fat waist compared to most anime girls.

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>your team
>your favorite anime girl design
keep in mind this isn't a waifu persay, they may have terrible personalities but a really good design.

based Roman trying his best to keep the Philthies alive

Royals.
Call me old fashioned, but I like Faye from Cowboy Bebop. Short hair big titty tomboys are my thing, and I like that she dresses provocatively in public.
I want short purple hair big titty tomboy to give me ruined orgasm handjob and maybe laugh at me a little.

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adding to the joy of this sequence is the fact that Velasquez, a pitcher, is out in LF throwing perfectly to get the out at home
extra innings provides a special kind of entertainment that regular 9 could never

Bauer
>having a slightly above average year, big regression from year so internally and recently externally demoralizing
>traded from current playoff team to last place
>your favorite catcher bro is no longer with you
>you don't get to play ball and go out to dinner or the bar with your best friends anymore

I normally always retain the idea that I never feel bad for a person that makes millions of dollars a year, but I'm going to make an exception here

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>BAJP already trying to damage control his claim that moving out of the Comedy Central would have no effect on Bauer

as I already stated, moving to the NL and facing hitters that have less plate familiarity with you is better than constantly pitching to even the worst teams in baseball.

He looked like absolute shit tonight

Yea Forumsstros

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oh that childish fuck

am I the only one that hopes the attention whoring Yea Forumsstros poster dies a horrible death?

sick em aj

Hey BAJP I’ve got a question for you

90 pitches in the 4th inning and 3 walks, he's my favorite player but I'm not going to go into delusional DG damage control. He pitched terrible tonight. He's lucky he didn't get hit harder. My guess is his next 2 starts will be poor, he doesn't seem like a guy that that moving teams will be easy for him psychologically. But I think the damage will be limited because of my a fore mentioned reasons that are advantages for a move. Lets say for some reason he was traded to another comedy central team, then he'd be absolutely bombed and destroyed. In a couple weeks he'll be fine.

he got pissed at himself for throwing a bat game and losing the game when he was getting great offensive support. big fucking deal. i think i tend to have a more traditional taste for the game than most, but who the fuck cares that a guy threw a baseball that didn't hurt anyone because he let his team down. I'd like to see more guys actually giving a fuck rather than just walking down the tunnel and shrugging their shoulders and thinking about their 5 bathroom house and lambo.

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>being a yankees fan
i fucking hate boston don't get me wrong, but that's not something to be proud about

Get em AJ

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it's high school shit bro! he donated 69,420 dollars bro

hi kumiko doyer

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i don't think a HS pitcher could throw a ball about 400 ft after throwing over 100 pitches in a game.

sounds like a good donation.

Bruh did the Astros hit a combined no-hitter on their inaugural Hall of Fame day?

This is giving me flashbacks to when they had Neil Armstrong's son in the booth while Gerrit Cole struck out 11, earned his 11th win, and Astros scored at least 11 runs on the 11th batter who hit a dong for 1,111 total feet. All while they won the game 11 to 1.

cheers cyclops

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manfred is testing the waters

The Reds are extremely retarded for making that Bauer trade. Trammell is actually a really good prospect. What do the Reds get out of that trade?

>The Reds are extremely retarded
Why continue

True. They also traded Josiah Gray to the Dodgers. That one might hurt even more.

>just saw the video of Baker Mayfield at the Indians game shotgunning a beer by breaking the can with his teeth

What in the actual fuck

DOGGIE DOOS KEK

kek doggie doos

scuba kek

doggie scoo kek

I gotta get out of here

daring synthesis

Boston broke EE's wrist the last time when he was in Toronto. The fuck

*runs away*
*trips*
oh god... oh no!!! oh please!!!

ALL ABOAAAARD

youtube.com/watch?v=Vxu4FIYnux0

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It's late night /mlb/ and the good guys won.
Time for some comfy music
youtube.com/watch?v=mSCoMS3SkZk

idiot douchebag alert

*ahem*
doggie doos jej

AL East is posting?

oh have some respect. this is why i use other websites

FUCK OFF

Autistro spotted!

!!!

That song is really gay. I'm sorry about yourself.

I like how this implies Vargas was the drastic measure lol

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>other websites

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>scoob

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Seriously what the hell are the Astros doing to their pitchers? It can't be as simple as "stop throwing sinkers", can it?

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>0.5 game lead

Well. That was painful.

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Git gud

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The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

Started drinking arnoldpalmers with vodka at 8:45. Is that enough time to get ready for a 12:05 white sox game?

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Yeah m8

Don’t forget to starve yourself and order food at 1230

im no amateur,drinking on a full stomach is a waste of money. im not ordering aureilios until around 5

cubbies got ya seethin?

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astros desu also yes you may seethe

LOL

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IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

you could be in trouble depending on which lopez shows up today

Post your face when you aren't from Texas or Ohio.
Goddamn hell holes.

I would but I'm from Philadelphia so I can't really laugh

Does your team have a beer-chugging Rally Mayfield?

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At least you weren't shot.

>that flag
>that post

the entire world considers the entire US a hellhole. No one cares what part of the hellhole you live in, moron.

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White Sox-Phillies

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Oh there was just a drive by shooting down the street from me the other week. Turn on Fox 29 and there's shooting reports almost every morningThe media just doesn't report on inner city shootings like they do mass lone wolf ones.

>chicago posters still posting after rangeban
wtf how

Stop using your proxy 3rd worlder.

>he fell for the mass shooting meme

more people have been murdered in Chicago alone this year than mass shootings

Looks like Chicago's superiority is making this general seethe again

>No Freeman today, the blackholes of Carmago and Flowers both in the lineup

why do the Barves hate Julio Teheran so much?

LGTSS

>pie rats

see also: Baltimore

COME ON AND SLAM

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got £5k on mets -1.5

how BLACKED am i

got $10k on this guy getting blacked at 2.5

how BLACKED am i

Ben Zobrist lol

>mest
A train of Mandingo Warriors BLACKED

It's funnier because it's the Cubs.

Real question is why is Snitker afraid to start Culberson

Houston Astros vs Seattle Mariners Gamethread:

Cringe

Boors @ Cubs

you know about the Astros right?

Why do people even like Jeff Francoeur

He's upbeat and kinda dumb. Like a dog

>strike out
>error
>330 million dollars

Fuck off

is yelich the bestest?

Did Brody orchestrate some some sort trade with the devil? Mets got gud.

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No they didn't. They're just nearing the end of a long stretch against some of the worst teams in the league. Have you SEEN their August and September schedules? It's gonna be a bloodbath for the Mets.

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I dunno. I'm seeing a team starting to click. Getting hot. They are also healthy

Really don’t know

My Jankees :)
Stay mad El Metisos ;)

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It's easy to look when you're being compared to the Pirates for 6, The Padres for 3, the White Sox for 3. You get 4 more easy ones against the Marlins, then you get playoff contenders for the better part of 2 months. Get used to 4th place. You're gonna be there. In perpetuity.

>risp

>mest lifelongs suddenly appear after squeaking by a series with the white sox

Rent free friend

Oh, the rent's expensive, it's just prorated for how long Mest lifelongs have been back.

There can be no true despair without hope

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Is there a more annoying fairweather fanbase than the Mets? I can't think of one. Not a Mets fan around for months and now, all of the sudden, here they are, strutting around and preening like peacocks and demanding their fucking parade. They're even worse than the 11-2 Memeners fans in April. Pathetic.

A team gets a casual win on a Sunday and creates this much ass blast

It’s fucking hilarious

Pathetic.

Getting Stassi doesn’t benefit the Angels. Fucking Eppler not doing shit.

my mets can easily leapfrog the dbacks giants cards brewers nats and phillies, they basically have the WC all wrapped up

Wtf the Mets are doing well?!!

Against the........

oh.

Nothing can help the Angels, they're doomed to a lifetime of .500

Fuck this dimension. My only wish is for Pujols to retire this offseason and get Gerrit Cole. COME HOME TO SOCAL, WHITE MAN!!!!!

>get Gerrit Cole
Why, so you can waste yet another superstar?

>Is there a more annoying fairweather fanbase than the Mets?
Mets fans aren't fairweather at all. They're an absolute joke in their own city, nobody would blame them for switching to the Yankees, but they don't do it. They're annoying retards but I wouldn't call them fairweather.

Fairweather is all those people in Illinois who suddenly stopped caring about hockey and started caring about baseball in 2016.

Might as well. I mean what the fuck will the Angels do, trade Mike Trout and get nothing in return?

The universe will find some way to keep you at .500, like injuring Trout or something.

> nobody would blame them for switching to the Yankees
They switch back and forth like a pendulum.

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That is so gay. Don’t they hate each other or something?

I blame it on all the hobo piss fumes.

True, I guess you'd have to be stupid to trade a guy who's not even 30 and is making a legitimate case for GOAT position player.

Hate isn't really the right word for it. Yankees fans only really think about the Mets to joke about them, it's not like they're the Red Sox or anything.

Self-hating, perhaps.
Mets fans only appear when their team is doing well. They switch to the Yankees when the Mets are bad, which is most of the time.

If the Athletics were still in Philadelphia the Phillies would have no fans

At least the Who fans are here regardless. Self loathing or not, you have to at least grudgingly respect them. Unlike Mets fans, who don't deserve any.

I generally respect fans of shitty unpopular teams because it takes genuine effort to follow them. I grew up in Miami and it was easier to find local news about the Yankees/Sox than it was to find news about the Marlins/Rays. I never gave a fuck about the Marlins but the people I knew who did, they actually cared. Took some actual effort on their part to follow their team, they didn't just have to tune in to ESPN every morning.

Glad he was banned
He'd probably bring a gun and shoot up Wrigley.

Why is that bad

Please don't racially profile someone on my 4channel, thanks.

why is judge so shit?

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It's easy to root for a winner. Being a fan of a losing team takes effort.

Because his freakish giant body is breaking down. He was never meant to last. Flash in the pan player. You didn't see that coming?

I don't follow or care about anything that happens in jew york

>le city with 10 million people only has enough for fans for 1 team meme

Yep, but Philthy asked for it when they started rooting for the Whiz kids in the 50s when their real baseball team in the Athletics needed them most. So they left and they rooted for the most overrated mlb team of all time that didn't win shit.

There will be more Athletics fans once the Phanatic is gone since there will be nothing left for the Lillies to cling onto aside merchandise and memberberries.

Least he's not Bryce Harper. Imagine paying 330 gorilion dollars for basically admitting to making your team go into the basement for the next decade while even the Angels have more hope.

DR J and the Phanatic are the only likable things to come out of Philadelphia sports. Ever.

And both will be gone soon and that city will have nothing left to root for aside Gritty.

if the crowd cheers at a rays/marlins game, does it make a sound?

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YANKEES SUCK

You know Ill still be here after the season ends with us going 4th place again, and there's nothing you can do about it goy! Also Ill still be here to trade away our prospects because Id figure they'd be worth more something in the off season instead of the trade deadline you goys! Ill still be here even when the Phanatic leaves before I go goys! So get fucking used to me as I chuck you in the basement where you belong while I reap off your shekels goy!

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>his team hasn't won a World Series this decade
oh no no no no!

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Those are pretty good numbers from Judge though, especially when you consider that he's still recovering from an injury

Cashman is a size queen

Verlander’s tearing that Mariner ass up today

>philthies

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The Brapps.

fuuuuuuuuuck 10 SO only through 6, what's his pitch count? the astros might be batting a while

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Phillthie gonna seethe and ragie to 4th and get nothing but caplocked out for getting any pitchers in the off season. Dare I say as a Braves fan that this guyis based for fucking the Philthies out of a tank and into the basement to help up out Brave bros?

thats me on the right

>arizona vs washington
who'll lose?

schwarbie just hit a home run!!

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t. Terrorists in damage control

>mest

Padres @ Dodgers

Pretty glad they split the chans so I'm on the not-terrorist side when they run a comb over the whole place

are gonna take the Lillies playoff spot and forced them down to 4th where their overpaid/overrated asses belong.

You good.

SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM if it weren't for Aaron Nola they would've been by the fucking WHITE SOX

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swept*

That's when you know you hired a good guy like this who's first thing was destroy your 5 year tank by drafting Moniak and trading away players who became better on other teams for players who busted hard with the Lillies.

They almost were in that game too with the tying run in the 9th 90 feet away and the go ahead run 180 but luckily they had a AAA player at the plate.

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But they got Bryce Harper tho? They also drafted a stud in Mickey Moniak and Alec Bohm. You traded those bums in Santana and Crawford for a real SS in Segura. You got a former MVP Grizzled veteran in McCutchen. You signed a great closer in David Roberson. You got Realmuto by trading that damaged goods in Sanchez and some litteral who pitcher and piffffffffft hahahahaha you guys are so fucked and so fucking stupid hahahahaha.

>losing a series to the who's

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Barves got swept by the Royalets tho.

Philthies are almost in fourth place

tha's cool, not a fan of those cunts.

Zona

goddamnit, i jinxed him. what was his pitch count going into the 7th?

those uppity memeiners scored a run

As it was foreseen by non delusional's, and was meant to be. But lets laugh at the fact they made theseand they got worse than they did last year roflmao.

Daily reminder that is the official mascot of the NY Yankees. This is your Dandy. Why didn't you embrace him Yankees "fans"?

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>resd

Image titled "mets lifelongs"

anybody want a slightly used Clint Frazier??? we aren’t using him

You just know the >resd are gonna find a way to lose this game

BASED ACUNA

>resd

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LOL

Acuna literally winning every game singlehandedly

imgflip kek imgflip!

>resd

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

WAKE ME UP

Uh oh Philthies keks are back to being 8 games behind lol.

>braves risp

>WALGREENS

Imagine being a fan of a team that doesn’t have Acuna playing for it

weren't the dodgers winning?

Greene is so shit wtf

>BARVES
>GREENE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Greene
wtf I want Luke Jackson back

Barves kek

>barves

>back to back base hits
>leave greene in
>suddenly 3 run homer

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>Barfs
>1 championship in their entire existence
>no fans
>no revenue

Can we please get rid of this shit tier franchise? It's a black eye on the game.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

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astros desu

Some will point me to those Barves fans that were here for a short while???

TIGER WOODS SZN

KEK

this but also astros desu

TYFLOWS

>Barves tie it up in the 9th and get their bandwagoners to show up on /mlb/ just to lose it the next inning
Fantastic

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woulda been funny if freeman walked and acuna tied it again

LAD ABOARD!!!

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It's going to happen.

OH DEAR GOD PLEASE SAVE US

Houspie spotted!

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mother of god mercy!

Leave.

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Ay dios mio

houspie go away!

which team should i bandwagon with you lads?

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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fuck off

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jokes on you i'm houspie

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Based Houchad

...

someone get the inspector

Ladspie is run amok

The ringmaster has retired to his tent and the clowns have taken over this circus!

>broors

The Nationals

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cubs fan here!!!!

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>cubs fan here!!!!
Well hello there!

Root for the Metsies!

>Tardinals just shit the bed

Are the Los Angeles Dodgers the Buffalo Bills of the 21st century? God, I hope so.

twitter.com/Kelly_Crull/status/1158130272946331653
So 3 ill players just BTFO out of the Brewers.

Just give the Central to the Cubs.

>sneks

Hey no need to get mad

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Requesting one for each team

Grienke, Verlander, Cole vs Ryu, Maeda, Hill

Who wins in a best of seven?

Regular season Dodgers
WS Astros

Kek, this.

>Tyler Chatwood and Yu Darvish had a 9/BB of 8.2 and 4.3 respectively last year.
>They pitch a 13 strike out and no walk game over 8 innings.
>While they're both sick
Can we agree the Brewers are sign stealers and that's the only reason they're so dominate at home?

The same can be said for the cusb. Look at their home and away records.

You got that backwards.
>scuba

second

Somebody make this happen pretty please.

twisn btw

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The cardinals train should contain meth

Nats puhleeze

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imagine being this retarded

This is kwayzie

Butthurt detected

nice

Have sex

bos v nyy gamethread

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I love you so much right now.
>houspie seething

can I get a Rags one?

I have the weirdest boner

cubs plz

You need to start the new thread with this

Do the Mets with Mr. Met sticking up the middle finger

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make a cubs one and put a trash can on it

lmao

no

TIME FOR A NEW THREAD

ALL ABBBBOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDDD

new

Good game, Diamondbacks. Stay mad, Mets.

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>Houston
>Basements

The fuck.