Monday Night RAM Gamethread #3

>Has gone undefeated for weeks

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GONG

*BONG*

Where was the fucking count to 5?

>He's the only one that can put Zelina in his pocket and later use her as his dick pocket

i like aj in red pants

DEAD MAN WALKIN

Now THIS is entertainment

where my /MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/ baddasses at?

This is the worst show on TV

Rematch soon???

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...

CMON HOTSHOT

Spoonfeed me on the MMMMMMM meme

Where the fuck is Carder

Undertaker/Black vs The OC for Mania?

In both peripheral regions, powersharing was the institutional strategy for promoting rural development in the 1970s. Closing of the nationalist era did not do away with the incentives that led rulers to seek powersharing arrangements with old provincial notabilities.

In a biscuits and gravy match?

They’d have to find a 3rd guy to competing against the OC

so are they going to bring up that was Black's first loss? or did Vince forget?

25 minutes of my life gone

go back

THATS WHAT UNDERTAKER DOES

Handicap match you pleb 2 on 3

>Undertaker
vs
>Chicken shit heel AJ Styles

no, we don't want none, no we don't want none.

it's gotta be Kane

That was lame.

>That's the end of Aliester's win streak
ding-dong diddly cringe

how do you guys watch this garbage every week. Raw is so bad. I tapped out after 40 mins

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Ruby riot looks like Bobby fish...

Okay but seriously how do you get as disgusting looking as Ruby

I guess I understand why people watch aew

ruby straight up looks like a fish

did I miss the Asuka segment?

He was on a win streak?

Ah you can see his little pee pee.

Kane is too busy being the Mayor of Nashville.
I thought it was based, fuck Black

ruby has gills

IT'S LIVE TIME!!

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so did ur mom lmao

>Liv Already going back to her original gimmick
KWAB

>mfw when no Undertaker

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where the FUCK is shiv liv poster?

What that tongue do?

ruby riott does it for me, lads.

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LIV IS FUCKING HOT

>Ruby Riot
I’m gonna puke

what a pussy

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LIV*

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Whatever floats your boat user

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>we're not yet half way done
goddamn raw lasts forever

you're not totally wrong on that.

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>no one cares about Liv already
boy this match is going to be brutal

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>Generic music
>slut gear
>smiling before a match

what's Liv's gimmick again?

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Ruby Riott and Hatchet Face are my ugly waifus

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>Mole on boob

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it’s knoxville and we’re just a shittier version of nashville

"Muh friend turned on me" counter in the last year (BONUS: the heel playing chickenshit) :
>Orton on Edge
>Ruby on Liv
>Johnny on Ciampa (I guess, maybe this shouldn't count)
>Dakota on Tegan
>Io on Candice

Am I missing any?

The Joker

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is it worth watching from now on?

her gimmick involves sitting on top of a BBC

How are you enjoying the entertainment tonight, user?

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Remember when Liv was a lesbian for one night?

I am now

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I'ma be real with yall E-Drones!!!! That raw show was most definitely not it G!
State of Mainstream Wrestling is fucking egregious man.

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Maybe

for me, the answer is no
aj’s my boy so i’m gone

imagine the Titantron on that lol..

It's good shit, boss.

Yes, Kairi Sane is wrestling tonight. It's gonna be kino.

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Oh yeah, Cornette is a LivChad btw.

youtu.be/QRG7KDVK8_g
at :50

Seething

Kek great timing on bringing back Jeff

Yes Vince, thank you

What does BBC (Big Baltic Chad) have anything to do with Liv?

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Pitstop

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Unless I'm blind and missed a match that was his first singles match loss in 7 months since being called up, he lost a tag match 10 months ago and of course he lost the Rumble if you want to count that I guess.

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Will Shayna even give Kairi time to do her autismo shit?

based

Hapa hands typed this post

Imagine if CM Punk was on Backstage with Jeff tomorrow night

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Damn sarah logan is fine af

So who does Sarah Logan help out?

I want Liv to suck my BBC sad bad bros.

inb4 fastcount finish...

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My dick.

>Acrobatic
>Cool moves
>Actually hot
>Decent character work
Why isn't Liv a main eventer?

Hopefully, if she's not a boring bull dyke who has no fun.

I want liv to sit on my cock

She actually doesnt watch wrestling at all.

Why is the mic so hot? I feel like i can almost hear them calling spots

There's a high chance the crowd turns in this match

>out with 2 separated shoulders
>shielding her left arm
Did she just reinjure herseld?

YEEEEEEEEEEP

I am, thanks Vince. You have a mansion but will always be able to live in disgusting neet’s head rent free

Remember when the Riott Squad debuted and Sarah Logan asked Daniel Bryan if hes ever had gay meat?

Why was there no build up to Sarah being special guest ref in this

Well the Riot squad is still shit

Wtf is the crowd doing?

These bitches sucked the air outta that arena faster than they suck the jizz out of vinny mac and the wwe execs.

YURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BREAKING: Triple h just got a new tattoo

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beat me to it

they're having fun maggle

YEEEEEEEEEEERP

YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

He’s a nerd. Or whatever jeff called him

Sarah is such an adorable dork

yikes

This match did not need to be this long.......

pls cheer liv

BASED

FISH BTFO

I would mark honestly

it's an NYC thing. one person yells yerrrrrr and everyone else in the vicinity is supposed to respond

...

this is pretty cringe bros

Based

>all turn on each other
typical women

BROOKLYN SCREWJOB

YURR

...at least Sara Logan got a chant?

Ruby Riott and Bayley should be a tag team called From The Neck Down.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

After that yeah, it's clear Riot Squad is still just jobber filler, cringe

When she isn’t making a stupid face Sarah is really pretty

Go back.
Now

is that sarah logan with no makeup? woof.

Riott Squad was based and they actually came off like a real unit but now we have to deal with this bullshit

theres no friends in the elimination chamber

She's the only one that did

Gonna need some Liv caps... for science of course..

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I almost called them Absolution bros

Sarah is cute.

Logan is my type of female whats her geneology

Genuinely expected Logan to do something to both of them. She has a pretty good theme

>2 Steel Cage matches
HOTSHOT
O
T
S
H
O
T

IT'S LOGAN'S TIME

why are the gimmick sluts fighting each other?

Sarah Logan is so beautiful.

PLEASE SHIT ON ME LIV

REEEEEE

Sorry fag but waifuism is an Yea Forums thing

WOO LIV WINS

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>2 steel cage matches on the one night
NXT hotshotting this badly huh? Paul never getting out of that cage

Yeah and she looks 10 timez better fucking yum.

Based Hotshotted NXT gonna shit all over GAYEW

I don't remember anything they did while together.

>No escape
>Escaping is the primary game plan in the steel cage
Why the hell is the steel cage like this when you can just slap a roof on it and have it be a kino No Escape match?

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Every kiss begins with k

Based Snicker's Hole going over the zoomers clean.

WASTED TRIPS OF DESOLUTION

It’s a beta thing.
I wish you fags would all be placed on an island and set in fire

What ever happened to the other Drive Time cute with the glasses?

HATERS CAN HATE
YOU STAY AWESOME

Only reason I’m watching

It's a Beto thing.

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They fought Sasha, Bayley, and Ember Moon/someone in 6 man tags for months

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Sarah looks like a mix between jungle boy and marko stunt

So whose going to step up and translate this for Yea Forums?

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Is this a Jannetty pointing contest?

What have they booked Alexa Bliss to do recently? I haven't been watching consistently for a few months. Last time I saw her I think it was on A Moment of Bliss.

Here’s what’s happened in Raw tonight
>Brock Lesnar/Drew McIntyre feud heating up, Drew gets 3 Claymore kicks on Brock
>Rollins/Murphy against the Street Profits for the Tag Team Championships, AOP gets involved, are forced to leave, they won’t leave, Kevin Owens comes in and gets a pop up power bomb on Seth, Street Profits won and gained the championship
>AJ Styles vs. Aleister Black, AJ talks about Undertaker feud and some shit with Mark Wahlberg, AJ has Black fight Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows before fighting him, OC Beat up Black before he can fight Styles. AJ pins Black for the Win
>DivaShit
>Now Edge’s Wife is here to talk about Randy Orton doing the shit against him.

Ronda beat 2 of them up and Ruby decided not to fight her to aid them. They had a short promo after about how they stick together and they're family and shit like that, most face tag teams dont talk like this. Too bad that got mogged by the endless amount of jobs they would end up doing after that

I would but I can't read anything at all.

WHO'S THE KING OF ME?

Damn that sounds awful.

My dick

You now remember No Way Jose

It’s worse that DivaShit is following up the DivaShit

CAGE
PLEASE

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Go back

What the hell is that

i hope you redditors are ready when orton punts and then kisses beth

...it's a spider...

>a giant spider puppet

kino segment

LMFAO
ITS JUST A SPIDER

A FUCKING SPIDER?

I can't anymore
this is just too much

>A fake tarantula
>After all of this build
>Revealed in a backstage segement

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goddamn i hate this show

AHAHAHAHA ITS JUST SOME BIG SPIDER, GUYS

>we finally get to see what’s in the cage
Honestly I’m disappointed with the fake tarantula.

Could this have been any more disappointing?

All the buildup for that shit

I know there's spiders that big IRL, was that real or fake?

>it was a fake spider this whole time
yeah that's enough for me

>Play a 10-minute video for something that happened 2 months ago
>the Beth segment's not even up next

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Rowan does it again!

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Anything less than a live sex celebration will be a disappointment

LMFAO

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AAAAA A SPIDER I'M LOSING MY MINDDD

My goodness, I thought it was going to be shitty and an absolute waste of time but that shitty animatronic spider was even worse than my expectations, and I thought they were rock bottom

Bros wtf I'm scared....

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it's been a while since I've been embarrassed to watch wrestling

WAS THIS WRITTEN BY STEPHEN KING?

That's it for me bros, I'm makin' the switch

WTF ITS NOT REAL IS IT

it was a robot ya simp

Here is a better reveal

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>the bald guy tried to kill Roman and was captured by Bryan for this

Redditors love DivaShit

>its a spider

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>was that real or fake?

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how did the robot spider spit a gallon of blood at people?

With no way fucking jose

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... a spider? A FUCKING SPIDER? I was honestly hoping for something a bit more abstract like a contract for his soul or something. this is just fucking stupid. why the fuck did I start watching this shit again?

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>a toy spider
>not Hornswoggle
I'm very disappointed, lads.

Mmmm yes, this is kino

Me too, brother.

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Spider and the way they revealed it was a bit anticlimatic but it shocked me for a couple seconds I guess

>a horrendously fake looking spider after all that build
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed

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How much do WWE writers get paid?

what

looks real to me bros

RIP to Rowan's career

JUST

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I think we can both agree that it's not enough

DID YOU SEE THAT TACO BELL COMMERCIAL
THAT SHOWED A BLACK GUY WITH A WHITE GIRLFRIEND!
WOW!
I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT AT TACO BELL!
SO PROGRESSIVE!
THEY GET IT!

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>reveal is an Australian spider
Breddy spooky ngl

you just know vince is dying in gorilla

worked by based rowan. the content of whats inside changes from week to week

I bet it's gonna be a running joke with different things in the box whenever anybody asks until he finally pulls Harpers head

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The spider was KINO.
Enjoy the show losers.

what career?

This was all I could think of when he took out that bigass spider

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Rowan needs a Mr Jingles gimmick with the spider.

I hate this nigga like you wouldn't believe.

ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR

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uses its eyes like this lizard

youtube.com/watch?v=hE_fZNZjJcQ

You retards don't appreciate that this is the longest term storytelling WWE has ever done.

WE FINALLY KNOW WHO PULLED THE CONTRACT AWAY FROM AUSTIN IN KOTR '99

Too fucking much.

How do people still watch WWE?

Cause you know you watch it hoping it gets better.

Months and months worth of bullshit ends up completely pointless
Welp

Kek

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Where is the pic of the spider you cucks

COPE

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GIANT TARANTULA

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my feed must be late as fuck, haven't even seen the spider yet.

FUCK THIS BITCH

Ignore the DivaShit and it’s much better

No reaction for Kairi

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I HOPE SHAYNA KILLS HER. I HOPE SHE DIES IN THE RING

Don't look up.

Are these bitches ever gonna defend their belts??

He's going over

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ummm

ok

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>Another divas match

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I jerk off to Asuka (specifically her thighs) at least once a week. It’s becoming such a routine I feel like it’s a problem

>Kairi doesn't even have her own music anymore while Asuka still does
To think she left Stardom to escape Io's shadow

NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGAAAAA--------------

I want to see Kairi pregnant

twitter.com/WWE/status/1234672927901044736

Finally now i can shut this shit off

>Kairi Sane with a huge opportunity
she's the fucking tag team champ you dummy

Holy cringe

SHE DESERVES TO BE FUCKING SQUASHED. SHE DESERVES TO BE FUCKING BURIED WORSE THAN NO WAY JOSE.

taco bell sounds good right now

New entrance music that's why.

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>The good one
>and the cringe one

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Kabuki warriors are so cringe

>We're gonna see Kairi get squashed by the UFC Mutt
BROS....

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>every dem that dropped out endorsed biden

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(Promos in Asian).
BASED

God japanese sounds like such a fucking DISGUSTING language

I want Kairi to laugh at me.

FUCK HER AND HER SHIT ENGLISH AND HER STUPID GRANNY VOICE. ONE DAY SHE'LL BE FUCKING FIRED.

NEW THREAD

TRANQUILO

Based dyke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............................

Does Sasha Banks do the vocals in Shaynas theme?

IMAGINE THE BUKKAKE

I love these two cute shitters like you wouldn't believe

this is easily the best part of the entire show.

2 heels huh

god i wish asuka would scream at me in her osakan accent...

are the kairi and shayna nxt matches not canon or what

NEXT

>Kairi is hungry for Shayna
KEK

fatsuka is hungry no suprise

>YOU ALE RUCKY TO NUT

THIS IS AWFUL

GET IN HERE

wtf shayna's still got an NXT graphic

I FUCKING HATE HER. I HOPE SHAYNA BREAKS HER ARM FOR REAL.

Imagine how much better Taw would be if it was 2 hours

that being said Kairi's laugh is fucking sexy as fuck

oh god not this shane mutant again

kairi is fucking retardedly sexy and I never really noticed her before.

He's there to make sure Millenials vote for Biden after he drops

learn to count, dipshit

Bernie is going to Hulk up on the Democratic Party and win the nomination anyway and it's gonna be based.

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Only shows who the real peoples' champ is.

Not gonna lie you've got me there. Watching WWE is like watching a dying beloved relative. You want them to get better but deep down you know it's their time to go...

He can't even hold his ground against 2 sheboons at his own rally KWAB

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>Comparing black people to chimps
wtf that's racist dude

I can assure you the chimps aren't that offended.

I'd rather roll over and look at my dog's butt than watch becky on my tv

slam dunk

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