Monday Night RAM Gamethread #3
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ASUKA IS FUCKING UGLY
...
ASUKA IS FUCKING HOT
fuck you faggot, there's no more love for that bitch, i hope shayna fucks her up so bad she wishes she got corona virus instead
Can Aleister Black do anything besides job?
he seems to be pretty good at fucking zelina
It's amazing how they've been doing 3 hour Raws for 8 years now and have only gotten worse at it
FATSUKA MONKEY
DUBA DUBS OF TRANQUILITY
>Has gone undefeated for weeks
GONG
*BONG*
Where was the fucking count to 5?
>He's the only one that can put Zelina in his pocket and later use her as his dick pocket
i like aj in red pants
DEAD MAN WALKIN
Now THIS is entertainment
where my /MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/ baddasses at?
This is the worst show on TV
Rematch soon???
...
CMON HOTSHOT
Spoonfeed me on the MMMMMMM meme
Where the fuck is Carder
Undertaker/Black vs The OC for Mania?
In both peripheral regions, powersharing was the institutional strategy for promoting rural development in the 1970s. Closing of the nationalist era did not do away with the incentives that led rulers to seek powersharing arrangements with old provincial notabilities.
In a biscuits and gravy match?
They’d have to find a 3rd guy to competing against the OC
so are they going to bring up that was Black's first loss? or did Vince forget?
25 minutes of my life gone
go back
THATS WHAT UNDERTAKER DOES
Handicap match you pleb 2 on 3
>Undertaker
vs
>Chicken shit heel AJ Styles
no, we don't want none, no we don't want none.
it's gotta be Kane
That was lame.
>That's the end of Aliester's win streak
ding-dong diddly cringe
how do you guys watch this garbage every week. Raw is so bad. I tapped out after 40 mins
Ruby riot looks like Bobby fish...
Okay but seriously how do you get as disgusting looking as Ruby
I guess I understand why people watch aew
ruby straight up looks like a fish
did I miss the Asuka segment?
He was on a win streak?
Ah you can see his little pee pee.
Kane is too busy being the Mayor of Nashville.
I thought it was based, fuck Black
ruby has gills
IT'S LIVE TIME!!
so did ur mom lmao
>Liv Already going back to her original gimmick
KWAB
>mfw when no Undertaker
where the FUCK is shiv liv poster?
What that tongue do?
ruby riott does it for me, lads.
LIV IS FUCKING HOT
>Ruby Riot
I’m gonna puke
what a pussy
LIV*
Whatever floats your boat user
>we're not yet half way done
goddamn raw lasts forever
you're not totally wrong on that.
>no one cares about Liv already
boy this match is going to be brutal
>Generic music
>slut gear
>smiling before a match
what's Liv's gimmick again?
Ruby Riott and Hatchet Face are my ugly waifus
>Mole on boob
it’s knoxville and we’re just a shittier version of nashville
"Muh friend turned on me" counter in the last year (BONUS: the heel playing chickenshit) :
>Orton on Edge
>Ruby on Liv
>Johnny on Ciampa (I guess, maybe this shouldn't count)
>Dakota on Tegan
>Io on Candice
Am I missing any?
The Joker
is it worth watching from now on?
her gimmick involves sitting on top of a BBC
How are you enjoying the entertainment tonight, user?
Remember when Liv was a lesbian for one night?
I am now
I'ma be real with yall E-Drones!!!! That raw show was most definitely not it G!
State of Mainstream Wrestling is fucking egregious man.
Maybe
for me, the answer is no
aj’s my boy so i’m gone
imagine the Titantron on that lol..
It's good shit, boss.
Yes, Kairi Sane is wrestling tonight. It's gonna be kino.
Oh yeah, Cornette is a LivChad btw.
youtu.be
at :50
Seething
Kek great timing on bringing back Jeff
Yes Vince, thank you
What does BBC (Big Baltic Chad) have anything to do with Liv?
Pitstop
Unless I'm blind and missed a match that was his first singles match loss in 7 months since being called up, he lost a tag match 10 months ago and of course he lost the Rumble if you want to count that I guess.
Will Shayna even give Kairi time to do her autismo shit?
based
Hapa hands typed this post
Imagine if CM Punk was on Backstage with Jeff tomorrow night
Damn sarah logan is fine af
So who does Sarah Logan help out?
I want Liv to suck my BBC sad bad bros.
inb4 fastcount finish...
My dick.
>Acrobatic
>Cool moves
>Actually hot
>Decent character work
Why isn't Liv a main eventer?
Hopefully, if she's not a boring bull dyke who has no fun.
I want liv to sit on my cock
She actually doesnt watch wrestling at all.
Why is the mic so hot? I feel like i can almost hear them calling spots
There's a high chance the crowd turns in this match
>out with 2 separated shoulders
>shielding her left arm
Did she just reinjure herseld?
YEEEEEEEEEEP
I am, thanks Vince. You have a mansion but will always be able to live in disgusting neet’s head rent free
Remember when the Riott Squad debuted and Sarah Logan asked Daniel Bryan if hes ever had gay meat?
Why was there no build up to Sarah being special guest ref in this
Well the Riot squad is still shit
Wtf is the crowd doing?
These bitches sucked the air outta that arena faster than they suck the jizz out of vinny mac and the wwe execs.
YURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BREAKING: Triple h just got a new tattoo
beat me to it
they're having fun maggle
YEEEEEEEEEEERP
YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
He’s a nerd. Or whatever jeff called him
Sarah is such an adorable dork
yikes
This match did not need to be this long.......
pls cheer liv
BASED
FISH BTFO
I would mark honestly
it's an NYC thing. one person yells yerrrrrr and everyone else in the vicinity is supposed to respond
...
this is pretty cringe bros
Based
>all turn on each other
typical women
BROOKLYN SCREWJOB
YURR
...at least Sara Logan got a chant?
Ruby Riott and Bayley should be a tag team called From The Neck Down.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
After that yeah, it's clear Riot Squad is still just jobber filler, cringe
When she isn’t making a stupid face Sarah is really pretty
Go back.
Now
is that sarah logan with no makeup? woof.
Riott Squad was based and they actually came off like a real unit but now we have to deal with this bullshit
theres no friends in the elimination chamber
She's the only one that did
Gonna need some Liv caps... for science of course..
I almost called them Absolution bros
Sarah is cute.
Logan is my type of female whats her geneology
Genuinely expected Logan to do something to both of them. She has a pretty good theme
>2 Steel Cage matches
HOTSHOT
O
T
S
H
O
T
IT'S LOGAN'S TIME
why are the gimmick sluts fighting each other?
Sarah Logan is so beautiful.
PLEASE SHIT ON ME LIV
REEEEEE
Sorry fag but waifuism is an Yea Forums thing
WOO LIV WINS
>2 steel cage matches on the one night
NXT hotshotting this badly huh? Paul never getting out of that cage
Yeah and she looks 10 timez better fucking yum.
Based Hotshotted NXT gonna shit all over GAYEW
I don't remember anything they did while together.
>No escape
>Escaping is the primary game plan in the steel cage
Why the hell is the steel cage like this when you can just slap a roof on it and have it be a kino No Escape match?
Every kiss begins with k
Based Snicker's Hole going over the zoomers clean.
WASTED TRIPS OF DESOLUTION
It’s a beta thing.
I wish you fags would all be placed on an island and set in fire
What ever happened to the other Drive Time cute with the glasses?
HATERS CAN HATE
YOU STAY AWESOME
Only reason I’m watching
It's a Beto thing.
They fought Sasha, Bayley, and Ember Moon/someone in 6 man tags for months
Sarah looks like a mix between jungle boy and marko stunt
So whose going to step up and translate this for Yea Forums?
Is this a Jannetty pointing contest?
What have they booked Alexa Bliss to do recently? I haven't been watching consistently for a few months. Last time I saw her I think it was on A Moment of Bliss.
Here’s what’s happened in Raw tonight
>Brock Lesnar/Drew McIntyre feud heating up, Drew gets 3 Claymore kicks on Brock
>Rollins/Murphy against the Street Profits for the Tag Team Championships, AOP gets involved, are forced to leave, they won’t leave, Kevin Owens comes in and gets a pop up power bomb on Seth, Street Profits won and gained the championship
>AJ Styles vs. Aleister Black, AJ talks about Undertaker feud and some shit with Mark Wahlberg, AJ has Black fight Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows before fighting him, OC Beat up Black before he can fight Styles. AJ pins Black for the Win
>DivaShit
>Now Edge’s Wife is here to talk about Randy Orton doing the shit against him.
Ronda beat 2 of them up and Ruby decided not to fight her to aid them. They had a short promo after about how they stick together and they're family and shit like that, most face tag teams dont talk like this. Too bad that got mogged by the endless amount of jobs they would end up doing after that
I would but I can't read anything at all.
WHO'S THE KING OF ME?
Damn that sounds awful.
My dick
You now remember No Way Jose
It’s worse that DivaShit is following up the DivaShit
CAGE
PLEASE
Go back
What the hell is that
i hope you redditors are ready when orton punts and then kisses beth
...it's a spider...
>a giant spider puppet
kino segment
LMFAO
ITS JUST A SPIDER
A FUCKING SPIDER?
I can't anymore
this is just too much
>A fake tarantula
>After all of this build
>Revealed in a backstage segement
goddamn i hate this show
AHAHAHAHA ITS JUST SOME BIG SPIDER, GUYS
>we finally get to see what’s in the cage
Honestly I’m disappointed with the fake tarantula.
Could this have been any more disappointing?
All the buildup for that shit
I know there's spiders that big IRL, was that real or fake?
>it was a fake spider this whole time
yeah that's enough for me
>Play a 10-minute video for something that happened 2 months ago
>the Beth segment's not even up next
Rowan does it again!
Anything less than a live sex celebration will be a disappointment
LMFAO
AAAAA A SPIDER I'M LOSING MY MINDDD
My goodness, I thought it was going to be shitty and an absolute waste of time but that shitty animatronic spider was even worse than my expectations, and I thought they were rock bottom
Bros wtf I'm scared....
it's been a while since I've been embarrassed to watch wrestling
WAS THIS WRITTEN BY STEPHEN KING?
That's it for me bros, I'm makin' the switch
WTF ITS NOT REAL IS IT
it was a robot ya simp
Here is a better reveal
>the bald guy tried to kill Roman and was captured by Bryan for this
Redditors love DivaShit
>its a spider
>was that real or fake?
how did the robot spider spit a gallon of blood at people?
With no way fucking jose
... a spider? A FUCKING SPIDER? I was honestly hoping for something a bit more abstract like a contract for his soul or something. this is just fucking stupid. why the fuck did I start watching this shit again?
>a toy spider
>not Hornswoggle
I'm very disappointed, lads.
Mmmm yes, this is kino
Me too, brother.
Spider and the way they revealed it was a bit anticlimatic but it shocked me for a couple seconds I guess
>a horrendously fake looking spider after all that build
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed
How much do WWE writers get paid?
what
looks real to me bros
RIP to Rowan's career
JUST
I think we can both agree that it's not enough
DID YOU SEE THAT TACO BELL COMMERCIAL
THAT SHOWED A BLACK GUY WITH A WHITE GIRLFRIEND!
WOW!
I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT AT TACO BELL!
SO PROGRESSIVE!
THEY GET IT!
>reveal is an Australian spider
Breddy spooky ngl
you just know vince is dying in gorilla
worked by based rowan. the content of whats inside changes from week to week
I bet it's gonna be a running joke with different things in the box whenever anybody asks until he finally pulls Harpers head
The spider was KINO.
Enjoy the show losers.
what career?
This was all I could think of when he took out that bigass spider
Rowan needs a Mr Jingles gimmick with the spider.
I hate this nigga like you wouldn't believe.
ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR
uses its eyes like this lizard
You retards don't appreciate that this is the longest term storytelling WWE has ever done.
WE FINALLY KNOW WHO PULLED THE CONTRACT AWAY FROM AUSTIN IN KOTR '99
Too fucking much.
How do people still watch WWE?
Cause you know you watch it hoping it gets better.
Months and months worth of bullshit ends up completely pointless
Welp
Kek
Where is the pic of the spider you cucks
COPE
GIANT TARANTULA
my feed must be late as fuck, haven't even seen the spider yet.
FUCK THIS BITCH
Ignore the DivaShit and it’s much better
No reaction for Kairi
I HOPE SHAYNA KILLS HER. I HOPE SHE DIES IN THE RING
Don't look up.
Are these bitches ever gonna defend their belts??
He's going over
ummm
ok
>Another divas match
I jerk off to Asuka (specifically her thighs) at least once a week. It’s becoming such a routine I feel like it’s a problem
>Kairi doesn't even have her own music anymore while Asuka still does
To think she left Stardom to escape Io's shadow
NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGAAAAA--------------
I want to see Kairi pregnant
Finally now i can shut this shit off
>Kairi Sane with a huge opportunity
she's the fucking tag team champ you dummy
Holy cringe
SHE DESERVES TO BE FUCKING SQUASHED. SHE DESERVES TO BE FUCKING BURIED WORSE THAN NO WAY JOSE.
taco bell sounds good right now
New entrance music that's why.
>The good one
>and the cringe one
Kabuki warriors are so cringe
>We're gonna see Kairi get squashed by the UFC Mutt
BROS....
>every dem that dropped out endorsed biden
(Promos in Asian).
BASED
God japanese sounds like such a fucking DISGUSTING language
I want Kairi to laugh at me.
FUCK HER AND HER SHIT ENGLISH AND HER STUPID GRANNY VOICE. ONE DAY SHE'LL BE FUCKING FIRED.
NEW THREAD
TRANQUILO
Based dyke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............................
Does Sasha Banks do the vocals in Shaynas theme?
IMAGINE THE BUKKAKE
I love these two cute shitters like you wouldn't believe
this is easily the best part of the entire show.
2 heels huh
god i wish asuka would scream at me in her osakan accent...
are the kairi and shayna nxt matches not canon or what
NEXT
>Kairi is hungry for Shayna
KEK
fatsuka is hungry no suprise
>YOU ALE RUCKY TO NUT
THIS IS AWFUL
GET IN HERE
wtf shayna's still got an NXT graphic
I FUCKING HATE HER. I HOPE SHAYNA BREAKS HER ARM FOR REAL.
Imagine how much better Taw would be if it was 2 hours
that being said Kairi's laugh is fucking sexy as fuck
oh god not this shane mutant again
kairi is fucking retardedly sexy and I never really noticed her before.
He's there to make sure Millenials vote for Biden after he drops
learn to count, dipshit
Bernie is going to Hulk up on the Democratic Party and win the nomination anyway and it's gonna be based.
Only shows who the real peoples' champ is.
Not gonna lie you've got me there. Watching WWE is like watching a dying beloved relative. You want them to get better but deep down you know it's their time to go...
He can't even hold his ground against 2 sheboons at his own rally KWAB
>Comparing black people to chimps
wtf that's racist dude
I can assure you the chimps aren't that offended.
I'd rather roll over and look at my dog's butt than watch becky on my tv
slam dunk