/tennis/

>shitsipas

BIG DICK NICK

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How much did shitsipas pay the line judge?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

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Based Nick

one of the best matches of the season on hard desu

*doesn't choke*

>he said "bullshit russian"
mother is russian
malaka

>drama = good tennis

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Retard, were you watching the match?

>Caty McNally butch voice

dropped

>/tennis/
more like >/pennis/

because I want to fuck it

>wanting more "boring big three crushes some kid" matches

>instead getting "shoelace crushes some kid" match

KyrGOAT won and people are still complaining. I don't understand.

Nadull "fans"

it was actually good tennis regardless of drama (which was icing on the cake)

same reason why federer-nadal at wimbledon was better than federer-djokovic, simply better tennis

Both players are capable of better tennis and both were hindered by outside forces (Tsisipas -> shoes, Kyrgios -> his own bullshit). The fun and hijinks are fine in a smaller tournament like this, but it sucks to see two top players make stupid errors due to emotions

Anyone here play tennis?

no, im too busy being heterosexual

Girl??

>Shitiopen in charge of seeding
who arranged what should have been a finals match as a semi

and who seeded Tsisipas/Kyrgios against the top doubles seed???

>Dabs on Federeddit

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Do you?

badminton

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so what sports do you play?

ya

>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fuckin gay sport

No, but dating someone who does. It totally fucked up his hips

are you andy murray's boyfriend

Hey that's the picture i posted

Yes I do. In fact just today I played with my first 18x20 raquet today and I liked it.

My hips are okay, I can fulfill the duties that require hip action if you catch my drift

feels like

Football (soccer for you americans) and basketball.
this

>t. russian or ukrainian freeloading on a serb mutt's bandwagon

Did Djokovic really cheat on his wife?

Vekic is so hot
Yes, with a poo

Sabs final run!

played today
*blasts a backhand down the line*

If you hurt your hips you're probably doing something wrong

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Medvedev having his 6th final of the last 52 weeks. More having only Federer (7) and Djokovic(9)

>when I think of BEX

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He's had congenital issues all his life, the stop-and-go action of tennis just exacerbates the joint. He had one hip replaced, doing the other this Nov. In the meantime, only doubles

>He's
hmmmmm

When will Redditors and casuals admit that Djoker is the true best GOAT?

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He's developping a serve, maybe next he'll develop and aesthetic forehand that isnt eye cancer and hell be the true goat.

The problem is the average club player can't identify with djoke because his backhand is his best shot and his forehand sucks, federer on this other hand ... The average watcher imagines himslf playing (which is the point of all sport entertainment catharsis) and when he sees that ball coming to the forehand side, he expects it to be a strong shot like in his pubs and federer delivers and so he can be like "wow hes literally me" etc but with djoko he sees this rally grindy shot and hes disappointed

Marion Bartoli had both a two-handed backhand and two-handed forehand and even when she was steamrolling Lisicki at Wimbledon finals with a stunning return game and spectacular passing-shots, Brit commentators were blabbering about how she was just a grinder with sheer willpower

I saw this girl at the court the other day, absolutely the physique of Marion. Watching those curves bounce around in real life was quite the experience. Même de loin, le mouvement des reliefs sous un soleil brulant dessinaient une image assez claire.
En tout cas, oui mais Marion était une Française à Londres. La même chose peut être dite pour un Serbe aussi.

Kyrgoat vs bullshit russian today bros are we hype

Guess ze player

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lol

Azarenka?

actually thinking it's Genie

Non

She's an überqt though

And no, it's not CiCi

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Speaking of CiCi, she shall be back in two weeks at Cincinnati

Anisimova

Really? Nice
Non

It's very difficult, so it's a blonde player, top 50

>/pennis/

I'll go with Vekic as my final guess then

Yastremska?

Anyone have the WTA canadian open qualifier streams? Specifically for the buzarnescu game.

How did this dumb gook go from beating a young hope and beating Đoković in Australian open to grinding challengers?

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Nice
You got it

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good choice, she is top qt

foot and back aids

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jokerlivestream.com/joker-tennis-live-streaming-13.html

Uhhhhh..... where's the game?

Giorgi a shit

watched bullshit russian practice

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Useless Italian brother fucking slag

Nah westerner tennis fans hate Djokovic because he's a Slav.

Slavs remind every Westerner of what white people in the West once were before the mind virus took over post WWII

>Giorgi

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Saw Giorgi and Pegula from the poor seats

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>losing to pegula
Who even is that?

Yes, but I've started like last month

>Final
>6-2, 6-2 blowout
How thrilling

Tennis?

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do you think daniil medvedev is brother of evgenia medvedeva?

Let's go Nick

Where is everyone

Here

Should I yell out bullshit Russian?

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Yell bylat suka

bagel second set inc

Top 10 in 2025

1.Thiem
2.Zverev
3.Medvedev
4.Tsitsipas
5.Coric
6.Augeraliassime
7.Kecmanovic

8910, some tall shitters like hurkacz

Kyrgios would rek them all while still being 70-somethingth in the ranking

at some point yes, just like he beat all of the big 4, but he will never win a masters or a grand slam

He will make his career by being a giant slayer, not bad

Dead poormunity

>7-6 3-3

>0 break points

hey nice """"sport""""

yeah, no point in watching it unless it's Kyrgios exposing try-hard zoomers

Bench press and serve

Literally all athletes cheat on their wives

there's no point in watching it full stop

There's not even been one deuce zis entire match

Will he ever win a slam?

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based KyrGOD
redemption arc in full swing

Based Nick

He really wants a laver cup spot

Time for sabs!

Eat my ass btw

>dabalenka is losing
Sad!

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Kudermetova?

>Sabs
Weak minded fool

It's Kalinskaya actually.

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tennis australia literally SEETHING right about now
yeah probably a USO pen (when he'll feel like robbing the bank, frankly surprised he hasnt tried to mug those rich arab tournaments yet)

wait until these two are our 1 and 2 again the seethe will be insane

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>Terrence Michael "Terry" Pegula (born March 27, 1951) is an American multi-billionaire who holds business interests in natural gas development, real estate, entertainment and professional sports. He is the owner of Pegula Sports and Entertainment which includes among other things full ownership of the Buffalo Sabres of the National Hockey League (NHL) and, along with his wife Kim Pegula, the Buffalo Bills of the National Football League (NFL).
All that money and she's just now winning her first title sad!

>We are back bros

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>net worth 4.5B USD

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>In August 2016, it was announced that Jessica and her sister Kelly would be opening a quick serve restaurant called Healthy Scratch in HarborCenter, an ice hockey themed mixed-use development owned by her parents in Buffalo, New York.[1] The Healthy Scratch business was to be expanded to food truck service in 2017.
Must be neat having a rich daddy desu

Yes, I use Pure drive xl plus with solinco hyper g 16l string

Squash

post Kvitova from 2018

zverev medvedev are 198
auger and tsitsipas are 193

Thanks Sigmund Freud. I think people hate Novak partly because he's a Slav and partly because he ruined the Fedal party.

I like him and thought he was the best player at Wimbledon this year, and I thought he played his worst tennis of the tournament in the final.

is ackshually Kudermetova

y-yes please...

>Zverev
>ranked higher than Federer

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used to

quit because no one in this beautiful country plays tennis. it's a dead sport. couldn't find any hitting partners

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So many of your female players have Slavic names. Why is that?

do they? I can only come up with Petkovic. Besides her you have to dig deeper to find names like Lea Gasparovic or Julia Wachaczyk (who played for Poland before and apparently does now again).

Well, there's also Kerber. Also, is Tatjana a German name?

Even if you want to meme that Kerbwr isn't german to trigger the autists in /tennis/, pretending that either 'Angelique' or 'Kerber' sounds somehow slavic is just retarded.

Tatjana is pretty common here. Besides, Tatjana Maria is indeed acutally polish. However, even her maiden name 'Malek' sounds more orientalic than slavic to me.

How is WTA still allowed to exist?

Realistically, can anyone stop him?

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ATP ain't gonna leech on itself, bro.

Görges, Maria, Siegemund, Lottner, Barthel, Witthöft, Beck

wtf are you talking about

who are we on tonight lads
don't see the bookies getting it right with either raonic, shapalov or basilashvili desu.

what are the odds on paire-gasquet

This german retard is worse than boris, too bad he's a bundesjanny

Remember to support our guys in Canada

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unequivocally /ourguys/ but
first round exit for both desu

My body is ready

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Kasatkina

>Even if you want to meme that Kerbwr isn't german to trigger the autists in /tennis/
How is that a meme, though? She was born in Poland to ethnically Polish parents, no?

When does Canada start?

you asked for slavic sounding names. Certainly does not apply to Angelique Kerber. That's all I wanted to say.

got b& again or why did you choose to be this salty?

...

why there so much good lookers in WTA?

like average tennis girls looks better than average women from IRL

good in sports = good genes = more pretty, i suppose

...what do you mean, faggot?

i mean i look at schedule
i mean

and i see:
yastremskaya konta
potapova sharapova
bencic kontaveit
kerber kasatkina(2016 was cuter btw)
pavs sabs(hmm)
brady mladenovic
mertens sasnovich
hercog goerges
martic vs ???
sevastova tsurenko
azarenka giorgi
collins siniakova
swiatek tomljanovic
and of course CG vs Aljona

i DID NOT copypast all the R1 matches! I rewrote those matches, which have two out of two pretty girls. like, 80% of R1 matches.
Most of these girls are 7/10+, some are 6/10, objectively

how?

the most attractive is brady

well my mistake
i misread her as Broady(UK gal)

Broady is a topqt.

gib argie gf por favor

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Julia Görges looks a bit like Alexandra mammario.

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what did he mean by this?

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goat bball jersey

more like mammaries

Yes....that's the joke...

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they're song lyrics

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huh, how did I miss Caro having rheumatoid arthritis

It's never good when a woman turns you her back and you can see her breasts from both sides the same time

Why not? It means they're big.

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It means they're saggy and excentric.

what Caro?

Pozniacki

>all center court matches are leafs
yikes

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Who /wawrinka/ here?

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if dimemetrov wasn't a mental midget would he have won a slam by now?

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You can say that about his entire generation

The real question is, if Kei could serve would he be the GOAT?

>the coach dimitrov fired is now sitting in wawrinka's box
I feel bad for that guy

so CitiOpen put them on the same plane
twitter.com/DaniilMedwed/status/1158458231347449856

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Tomorrow the bookies repay me for my suffering.

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borna finna dab on gojovwiacohzwyzski

aaaaaaahh pale Caro's armpits :3 :3 :3

Penko looks like she hasn't run in months

her PERFECT legs omg......
longg
tanned
ripped

someome make HD screenshots quick please thanks!

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i want a pig :/

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I unironically just sharted
T. Sick

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>tf
then look in the mirror hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

is fat

He's never had an original thought in his life

Garcia looks like she's never played tennis

PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO

And that’s a good thing

Imagine being Garcia's dad and having to pretend to be proud of her for achieving next to nothing in her pathetic """""career"""""

why does penko have two chads in her box?

it's more than time she moves on from him, Mugu's ex-coach is on the market and it would be the perfect oppotunity to finally make the next step in her career

She's a chad magnet m8

She made almost $10 mil by age 25, bro. I'd say that's pretty good.

I earned more than that in a day once

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i wish more male/female tournaments were not in the same location tbqh

please marry me

she won 8 WTA tournaments including a premier mandatory and a premier 5, and won a slam in doubles, that's already pretty good from an achievment standpoint

>Garcia

Right, I'm off to bed

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>won a slam in doubles

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>single figure double faults
>only 14 unforced errors
Yeah, I'm thinking PenkGOD is back.

I wasn't here before, so I just want to say...

Konta? More like Kunta! What a useless fucking shitter.
I feel better now.

youtube.com/watch?v=vgnUMSk-TT4

4:10

>tennis
more like... you know

based tbqh tennis journalists are shit tier

JUST

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>geoblocking a fucking presser

Wimbledon dabbing on the French hard

It's for the best you don't want to hear questions from these people

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I guess you're right

Why shartapova represent ryssä?

All these literal who's "leafs" that the news keep pushing is making me vomit, the only noteworthy are raonic and andreescu

>raonic and andreescu
Well that's better than our news that says FAA is the next Federer

raonic may be the most boring player in the atp though, i can undestand why they want to push other players

Kontaveit is so cute

cutest cheeks in the wta

if this bitch retires again

maria has fucking laser vision, i would have sworn this ball was out

come on, break, serve and let me collect my money

Sharapova would rather trot and moonball to get back into position rather than run a little and hit a correct shot with good footwork, is she THAT washed up?

>this meme shot selection

I'd cum on her tiddies desu :DDDDD

i dont get it

someone just win this game already

ugh

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>18 minute game

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>betting on paire
you should really know better

tbf it was against gasquet and paire has been much more consistent this season

Imagine titty fucking kontaveit

Imagine titty fucking goerges

ya that was stupid, i should've taken shap instead but i didn't trust his shaky form. how did my fucking jap not get the job done though, he was playing a complete trashcan?

Monfils losins against a literally who

God I wish that were me

>academy award for best director
>palme d'or for best movie
>literally who

Fug Kerberos and kasatkina are my favorite waifus..

I was gonna make this joke

>One of the most important characters of Once Upon A time in Hollywood

Is the game supposed to start quickly?

How can we dance when the earth is turning?

Getting titty fucked or titty fucking goerges

It is not going particularly well for Daria Kasatkina

>dasha

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Kasatkina gonna win this lads

Dasha suddenly playing back to her standards, just like against Svitolina last week. Why can't she be consistent throughout a whole match?

Literally to smart

Legit wish Kerber were my wife

Lmao those line judges suck ass

Guys i just notice that in ATP the one serving is the one with the advantage but in WTA the one serving is the one with the disadvantage.

based michael

Deserved break desu

Will Kirby manage to get a ball in the court before the set ends?

holy shit Big Dasha made me rich lads

>that winners to unforced errors ratio on both sides

Kasatkina beat Kerber!!!

is she going to retire soon?

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Yes

when did carebear become don'tcarebear?

>can't say FAvoriTe without fat

please post the best fat dasha

Lets hope

lol wtf look up wta ig stories
is vekic is sweaty THERE ???

>Losing to fatasskina
>After winning the first set 6-0
#JustAngieThings

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I swear to God I will fight everyone that calls Dasha fat

>THERE ???
What do you mean by this?

She peed her pants

I really, really like this pic. Mind if I save it? (and repost it?)

Congratulations, you just solved the tennis.

It's all yours freund

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Why yes, I delayed all your games, how could you tell?

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Maria since she came back from doping ban:
>0 titles
>0 finals

Is that the power of meldonium? I guess she'll retire soon.

>penus is still playing

The main issue is her lack of rhythm. She only plays Premiers and Slams due to having wild cards everywhere so she never really got back into condition.
Now that she is low ranked, she'll have to play a few Internationals if she wants to enter more prestigious tournaments and that may help her get back into the rhythm of pro tour. Fred/Rafa/Nole can skip tournaments because they have been constantly on tour for years, but Maria should have played a lot more when coming back, a one-year break can be erased only by playing regularly, then you can start skipping tournaments to rest your old body.

This Navarro bitch is one disgusting little goblina no chin, womanlet, obvious doping
so this is the power of the WTA

post rare geniees

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Was Giorgi's dad just talking to her in Spanish?

Why are Montreal years always the worst leaf bowl years?

Too busy fucking everyone on tour

three good matches going on
rooting for muffin and popsicle

>Goofy

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I think I got sexually harassed at work. I wish at home watching tennis instead :/

Hesse!

t. Porno actor

Bouchard is a prime example of a woman who looks better the more she's wearing.

True!

pavs quarterfinal run!

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Kys

where are my kyrbros? redemption arc continues in montreal

>kyrgiwog

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>try to dropshot edmund 10 times unsuccessfully
>tries it again
kek

>dropshot

he loses on purpose, right??

4d chess, yes

more like as soon as it gets remotely difficult to win he doesn't try

he saved the tourney directors acca from sinking

>retires in qualifiers
>still picked as lucky loser
How is that allowed?

more like betchess

Imagine actually, unironically, consciously rating Kyrgios.

how are normally the odds for him??

>getting absolutely handled by Edmeme
sad!

>dropshot worked

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and he keeps going

>My $2000 USD winning bet depends on Kyrgios
Fuck my life

his backhand is so bad, do smaller players have better backhand?

>betting on krygiwog
very foolish
there's like a 30% chance some little thing triggers him and he'll stop even trying to return points

>his backhand is so bad
He's just having a bad day. Nick's inconsistent af.

Yeah that was a major mistake.
I placed a parlay on Isner, Raonic, Cilic, Shapovalov, Wawrinka and Kyrgios.
Fuck man I was so close.

I hope Kyrgios dies

>play suspended
GET IN KYRBROS, WE DID IT

>Roger’s Cup
>Roger isn’t playing
what did they meme by this

All he does is literally act like a fucking spoiled children. God he's unbearable.

What is Kyrgios complaining about in this one? this commentator does not shut the fuck up.

IKTF bro
If I had my way Zverev, Thiem, Monfils and Chardy would have contracted AIDS and died of an ear infection

>My hunch hurts
>Why aren't my dropshots working
>look at this cunt, bet he doesn't even underarm serve
>Why does he keep making me run around
>I wish I was playing doubles with cockinasskiss

wait no way he's complaining about that right? I thought he was complaining about the towels and the music non stop...

muh towel

For the ones who have watched Kyrgios, is there any chance for him to comeback and win?
I literally only watch the big three GOATS matches.
These low level matches are so unbearable to watch.

Playing like today, not really. Playing like last week, definitely.

You might as well toss a coin to answer your question.

I want Donna vekic's sweaty towel

Come on guys, give pavs your energy.
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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same but in my mouth

bookies nightmare desu due to being erratic
the rule of thumb i stick to with kyrgios is to only bet on him when he's the underdog.
there''s something else you mugs haven't taken into account: he's had a big payday in washington and he might ngaf about the next couple of tournaments (this applies to the majority of the players on tour though).

Man I was more worried about Isner ruining my parlsy and he won... Fucking Kyrgios really.

nah thompson chokes when the pressures on
good rule of thumb is never bet on anyone french, or meme players like zverev, thiem, kyrgios and tsispas

you mean zoomer players

Expecting most players to go back to back without much of a break is silly

well zoomers are almost always weak mind so yeah

why would you expect anything out of a player who just won their previous tournament, probably celebrated afterwards then had to commute immediately to their next event?
i don't understand that logic.

I still can withdraw a good amount of money, like the double that I placed on the bet. Should I remove it? I'm really having a hard time deciding kek

really good advice desu
stay away from gambling in general frens, there's no way any of you dumb dumbs are getting the better of the bookies.

Thompson is a good challenger player and a sub par tour level player this year is an anomaly

for how long is the match suspended? can they get back today or tomorrow?

At least 30-40 min according to the website.

you know as well as I do if you cash it kyrgios will win and if you don't he'll lose
I'd probably wait until the match continues and cash if my guy loses the first point or something

I do rate him but it just seems like he never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity

>pooshart

Andreescu is so hot

>break to love

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absolute state

hope mexicanon took my advice and cashed it on the first point

>Boushart hasn't won a match since February
>even lost all the doubles matches she's played in that time

niiiiiiiiiiiice
autofade material :^)

She thicc too

too bad she'll keep getting free points by getting wild cards at big tournaments, i hope she drops to itf tournaments so she plays in my city

tonight i'm going to gamble and by gamble i mean gamble (risky proposition)
thiem + cilic + nadull (bit sketchy t b h)
ffa
please r8

I did, thanks bro.
Fuck Kyrgios.

why doesn't zverev just use a towel instead of wiping sweat on his shirt every two seconds?

Do you guys recommend me to place this bet? I only watch Federer, Djokovic and Nadal in tenis.

why in the fuck am i not able to watch the "roger's cup" on my rogers cable package? literally the only game being aired is the sloane stephens match. I WANT TO WATCH ZVEREV YOU CUNTS I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WOMEN'S TRASH TENNIS

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>literally the only game being aired is the sloane stephens match

forgot to say same

damn vekic used to peg THAT

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>serena is now the highest ranked american w*men
please save us riske

fuck it gonna drop thiem from my parlay, don't trust shavopalov to lose or thiem to win for that matter.

any updates on sabs' quarterfinal run status?

Yeah about that

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>kyrgADIOS

I would give a kidney for the chance to bite her thigh

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Hello /pennis/
Would you like to have a team represented in the next Yea Forumserb owl For those who don't know it's an autistic virtual footy competition on PES where players are controlled by the AI , this cup is similar to the 4cc but with Yea Forums teams
You could see your waifu scoring and winning for once and witness her receive the glory she didn't get in her tennis career
To get into the cup we need
>To pick 23 players for the roster
>an anthem
>a goalhorn
>a logo
>kits
Also would be nice to have models representing the players and a stadium but I am unfortunately dogshit at 3DCG
I'd be in managing the team and if you want to help in any way you can
Anyway, tell me if you want to get a team or if you don't
strawpoll.com/afs831gp

sure why not

I would

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I would give a thigh for a chance to bite her kidney

m'lady is right caro is completely controlled by her father
twitter.com/bob_enko/status/1158872871957159936

>/pennis/

Some memes that must make the roster:
>Djokobot
>Federror
>claypipo
>Mugu~
>cacatina
>kyrwog
>BIG SERVIN
>oinka
>EBAM

based cokeman destroying the roidman

Why do zoomer players are so shit?
Yesterday I tried to watch Kyrgios and Zverev games, but god they're so bad.
It's way funny to watch veterans like Gasquet or Cilic play, honestly.

well, we need 23 and some of them will be medal players which are the best players

Fuck Bencic! COME ON, JULES!!

>Nadull

I love Simona!

Holy fuck nadal is so lucky

what happened?

omg tanned armpits...

I dont want her to fall for some bad guy :(
i mean when she tries to 'relax' off the family etc

nooo
no kyrgios, no arab, no coach, NOOOOO

i mean she looks so fragile and unconfident :((((( she can be easy prey for any guy approaching her, because she would fall for any attention

>she can be easy prey for any guy approaching her
Has she scheduled some practice in France in the next few days?

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hAlEp

Jesus what a jerk dad, instead of trying to motivate her he goes and scolds her.

is it still raining:? why isnt the gasgay nishikori match starting?

game has resumed already

/ourguys/
KyrGOAT
bernie
succ
fraudix
myson
nishichoki
stanimal
party dan

poopeepee pooshart should be Gold

Kasatkina!

Kasatkina!

come on pavs, fuck this piglet. \o/

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232 penko has surpassed pavlyuchenkova in fatness already, hasn't she?

What's the hottest game rn bros

I hate Nishikori so much

I love him. He's like one of the few ppl on your that has the strokes to get away with playing down the line when he's being stretched out accross the court

Same, but I hate Gasquet more and I placed a bet on the nip so he better wins.

youtube.com/watch?v=SBtTZUtLFI0

Fire Emblem Three Houses

Wolf girl with you

>WTA
Thanks I will after Gasgay vs Nishi
:/

Why is gasgay's forehand so fucking gay bros

Because his backhand is so straight

penko is such an insufferable cunt

andrescuu has a rack

Ok that was a kino ending to gasgay nishi
Also Gasgay is kind of /fa/ in full coq sportif kit

Foxposter pls go

Not with my dick in her mouth

Phew, I knew I had to withdraw my bet from Nishitkori when Gasgay broke his serve on the 3rd set.

Fuck shapovalov he deserved that

Ameribots BTFO

>shitsipas

>fraudix

Underrated

Umm did you just call Serena a him??

Rip Faa vs raonic

fixnini vs tp
wonder if the greaseball will throw this match

is tommy paul destined to be a perennial challenger player like krueger and fratangelo?

she looks like Kiki Bertens

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PENKO
KyrGOAT
Big Dasha
Djokobot
Boris
thanks
>WTA
something referencing the Kokkinkais banged your mum incident
something referencing the Medvedev you better shut your fuck up incident

>not including this guy

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Is he still on a strict powder diet?

>not PenkGOAT
>not beeg dasha
>not including sex_with_bex

>something referencing the Kokkinkais banged your mum incident
gf*

twitter.com/racketabuse1/status/1159215669784862721
Why would Pavs give such a cold handshake to a sweetheart like Penko?

>a sweetheart like Penko

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She looks like rude aussie girls from i dont remember what sport

picture her without eyebrows

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White socks
Tanned legs
Pale armpits
Smell
Sweat
Voice
Eyes
Nose
Lips
Words
Smile

Why women so attractive, whats the science

what de hell'(german accent)
i am despserate(flight pricings)
btw hotel life? Where is mom? Wheerr is replays?

And add that the cute imperfect english, so attractive for eng speakers

From L to R
Tatjana Maria? Bouchard(btw she speak franch or?)? Ajla? Some slav? Who is blonde guy? Not Anderson or Edmund but looking like

Cold times
Gonna make wonder why you even try

Left also have slavic traits in face, like Anna Chackvetadze or Pavs or ?????, ans Bouchard have Germanic facial composition

Gonna need neural betwork network to define a phenotypes, it already matches a lookalikes faces and can read from lips movements.

gurl with scarf is hott

>Tatjana Maria
I think that's Laura Robson.

>Tatjana Maria

>Tatjana Maria

At least Pav doesn't show any cuntish behaviour when she loses unlike other Stacies. So if there has anything between Penk and Pav, you can assume that Penk started it.

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>Federror/FedGOAT/Olderer
>Djokobot
>Nadull/roidal/kneedal/claybabby
>EBAM/SCAM
>KyrWOG/KyrGOAT
>Stanimal
>servebots
>Mugu
>hAlEp
>'counting my millions' Bernie
>myson
>>RG roof (could be the goalkeeper)
>Gorilla Williams
>Caro/Borisposting
>trollnet
>Mirka's milkers
>Memerev
>THIEM TIME
>Shitshipas
>zoomers busts/next gen
>the weak era
>muh H2H
>Penko/Oinkstapenko
>Nishitkori
>meme surface/>mud
>Hawkeye
>umpireball
>DASHA
>put him in the coffin
>kerb
>>WTA serves
>succ
>sorry to tell u that m8
>you better shut your fuck up eh
Got something else?

Gonna need to vote to pick 23 from the list
For medals might go for 3 golds that'd be the big 3 obviously, or 2 golds 2 silvers with Djokobot/Federer or Djokobot/Nadal golds Federer/KyrWOG/Nadal/KyrWOG silvers

For the logo I thought of the old US Open logo replacing 'us open' by '/tennis/'
Absolutely no ideas for the anthem and goalhorn though
Also that'd be cool to have a stadium which looks like a tennis court and decent aesthetics for the players but don't know who could do it

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goalhorn shouild be
pa pa pa pa pa pa pa ra raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Olééééé!

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Good idea
Haven't found a correct video of it though

youtube.com/watch?v=u3P0RqKP4yE

best i could find but not very good, ideal would be to find a full match at RG and cut a moment where popopopopoooooo erupts

>Federer playing as the 10.
KINO

youtu.be/6K1bnbW3cEM?t=20

>/lgbtennis/

kosovo nije srbija

tenis nije sport :)

based

I am sad that the original pennis Bulgariabro doesn't spam us anymore

Ok I went deep diving and I found the actual sauce
This is it youtube.com/watch?v=0UA9wypT4y4

Ok found a clean version
youtube.com/watch?v=Xfiv8GGj-IM

>believeing Kei could play consistently for once

translation:

she: "how tall are you again?"

me: "5ft7, my friends say that I'm taller than that but they don't know shit"

she: "you're too small for my liking, to be honest, I'm sorry"

she was a lowlife anyway, but still - LMAO, fml

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Roster poll:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSevoiirv1MmyPCUi2rHSkOt5Z2NU-1ZY5oKYJ8DrYBgn7s0lw/viewform

Logo is pic related

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>tfw el krautistANO is a turbo manlet

I think you're mistaking me for someone else

I come back to this general like 3 times a month because this is probably the most normal general on Yea Forums

and yes I'm a manlet

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Anyone even watching Thiem v Cilic? Cilic is hurt at his finger! Thiem is polaying shit.

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I am, I placed a bet that the game will go to a 3rd set, but I think that ain't gonna happen lol

dumped my bankroll on Osaka -3.5 today, am i fucked or will the queen come through for me

Turned it on just in time to watch Cilic bitching about the serve clock for no reason

You have a good shot, she's playing a literally who?

>0/9 on break points

grim, bro. what does "yo" at the end mean? hope you were about to say "yo bitch wtf"

our strong gypsy queen gonna do it

post hAIEp's legs

I was talking about our other gypsy queen

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>mmmbop still slaps
nice

Is there anything gayer than having a two-handed backhand? Is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
Fucking unbearable.

bitches dont know bout my two-handed forehand

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I remember that bitch, that was fucking unbearable to watch.

jfc at this spaghetti spilling contest

you'll have to be more specific

>fraudix
Literally the male coco gauf

How fast do you think shitoseza is gonna get destroyed by halep? I'm gonna say about 55 mins.

she's already clapping after mona's points, it shouldn't be long

reminder she has won as many Slams as Simona.

>le elegant ballerina backhand
>not gay

>playing Stromae on Félix Auger-Aliassime's match
Based Canada

everything about this """sport""" is gay

>cantada

>30-30 is actually the same as 40-40

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Kek

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30-30 is often called deuce in casual games

poopeepee pooshart should be alternate FC

Kuznetsova laughing and enjoying her beating.
>hurr durr the WTA is so competitive nowadays.

Kuznetsova is 34, ranked 198 and a wildcard, of course she can appreciate facing a superior Halep on centre court, it was unhoped for.

didn't want her to think that I care, so I just said yo

yo = ok

>so windy the net post fell down
and there's that fucking wind noise throughout the broadcast, GET A ROOF

Nadal is playing :)

it could be alot worse
is khachanov back?
he's been i atrocious form the last few months

This afternoon he defeated a canadian spoiled nigger

The post keeps falling again and again, it's being held by a piece of cardboard. Quite pathetic for a M1000 desu.

I bet you're brown.

fuck this wind babby

Post falls during a point at 5-5, 40-40. Fognini hits a veeeeeeery low winner due to the net being down on the side. Embarassing.

Swiatek's serve is wicked

QUIERO SPANKO PENKOOO9O

okaka looks like a nascar driver with all these advertisements

fucking nips

>brown eyes
not white

Swiatek has a deceivingly thicc behind

>okaka gets serena next round
chimpening part deux: electric boogaloo

>In 2012, almost all the players (except one in a very high-profile position) wanted to boycott the Australian Open. Because of this pressure, there were prize-money increases from the Grand Slams in recent years. (The revenue share has barely gone up, though, if at all, because the Grand Slams have been making more money every year, as well).
theglobeandmail.com/sports/tennis/article-tennis-needs-change-if-it-wants-to-restore-fairness-and-transparency/
Damn Federer seems like a dick

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should've left the stupid bitch on "Seen", bro

no reason to assume it's Federer though? could have just as easily been Djokovic or Nadal

the so-called "new":
migrate

wtf he was 17 year ago? he was good at august 2018

post!