Official Houston Astros vs Seatle Mariners Gamethread: Sanchez Redemption Arc Edition

Marco Gonzales (L) vs Aaron Sanchez (R)

Astros:
1. George Springer (R) CF
2. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
3. Michael Brantley (L) LF
4. Alex Bregman (R) 3B
5. Yordan Alvarez (L) DH
6. Carlos Correa (R) SS
7. Yuli Gurriel (R) 1B
8. Martin Maldonado (R) C
9. Josh Reddick (L) RF

Mariners:
1. Mallex Smith (L) RF
2. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
3. Omar Narvaez (L) C
4. Daniel Vogelbach (L) 1B
5. Domingo Santana (R) DH
6. J.P. Crawford (L) SS
7. Austin Nola (R) 2B
8. Ryan Court (R) LF
9. Keon Broxton (R) CF

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go astros have a good game mariners

Not bad so far

Kek thanks ump

All because the ump gave a bad call on that Altuve swing

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sanchez is so good, thanks for giving him to us for free blow jays

dont know who half of these players on the m's roster

ez wins

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that a fucking error

To be fair, it was hit kinda weird. I don't think most players would make that catch.

Marco settling down

Greinke vs. Rockies will be interesting

Sanchez dealing

man my m's suck

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they do and you give free wins to the astros so that is appreiciated

yordong is on the juice

game isn't over yet

I appreciate you not giving up on your team even being 30 gmaes under .500.

Most fans would be gone by now

Corre/a/!

strand him

Joe Morgan in the booth

keep up the pressure santana

sanchez had a 6.1 era before today.

it is now down to 3.3

Must be the pinetar

>i gave away willie mays' glove

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we dont use pinetar :^)

this ;)

joe is a treat in the booth

5 innings to get three runs so its all doable

just wait until greinke gets ahold of the pinetar and the analytics. its going to be like lawnmower man

How does Houston have such high quality pinetar? What's their secret?

>nolan is turning into colonel sanders

yo nola how about doing something now

digits

They sure don't make them like they used too

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pine trees fed with nolan ryan beef

BASED Altuve. So glad he's back at full strength now

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damn it

juicing

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dude is mashing the past few weeks

>roidan

>average went from like 240 to over 300 in like a month
Unreal

Gonzales pls

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You tried

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feels bad

Great job Sanchez. Thank you poo jays for being retarded as usual.

Yet another team's scouting/coaching staff gets exposed.

>that evil bounce
what the fuck

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get the out already

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pock up the ball...

Nice. Let's get 10 again.

pinetar bounce

>will harris
I wonder how many runs it'll be this time.

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double play

couldn't do anything

corre/a/

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Just 3 more to go

This fucking guy

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Yea Forumsstros

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come on court, wake the lineup

move the bases

Unreal

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DEVO? shit, all right. do it devo.

yeah, the little faggot's pretty good huh

LET'S GO HOUSTON ANUSES

>balk
Wait what, I didn't see it

hey anyfaggot know what that balk was all about

pitching cant stop being horrendous

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the script called for a rbi single from mike but marisnick forgot to steal second

Looking at the replay, all I could see was that his leg kinda twitched, but I didn't think that was enough to count as a balk.

>9 - 0
Just 1 more run to go

yordan dipped below .700 slugging. dude fucking sucks

>missed the 10 mark
Fug, there goes the season

>Devo
Don't be a fag and ruin the shutout. Thanks.

another day where you hope for a miracle inning

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don't be a hero, just get on base, omar

DEEEEEEEVOOOOOOO
bout to get his swagger back from 2 years ago
or get lidged

>combined
gay

keep them in the game omar

Pitcher shook lmao

vogel pls

>combined no-hitter
>9 runs
Fucking brutal. gg mariners

no hitter on astros hall of fame hmmmmmmm

and its over

gg stros

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>last no-hitter in 2003
Damn

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last combined. fiers had one in 2015

gg memeiners

shut up faggot, show some class.

good game, mariners. you definitely aren't a bunch of gay faggots.

You're right my bad

couldn't even get bregman home from 3rd. pathetic. fuck you astros

Well, it's almost over Mariners. All you have to do tomorrow is face Verlander.

Could it get worse?

verlander's whole secret is that his penis smells bad and the batters just want to get away from him

He's fucking Kate Upton, I want my penis to smell bad too

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then maybe you should fuck kate upton

U mad?

no, i'm saying she's the one making his penis smell bad. so if you want your penis to smell bad too, try fucking her.

yay a no no

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>Mariners get no hit again
Are >we MLBs worst team?