/heem/: Colby Wins Again Edition

NIGGERIA IS A DUMP!

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Wait a minute.....

THIS is what a Colby hater looks like?

twitter.com/steveo/status/1157776471890391040

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Help I'm addicted to posting PVZs

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>vardio
meant cardio

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Usman is Shook af he’ll pull out

we geeet it

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legit not a clue lad. Will be a very interesting fight

/heem/ seems to put more importance in Colby fights than any other fighter I've seen. Does /heem/ personally identify with colby because they're primarily republican or what? Never seen quite this much of a political tangent when a fighter (republican or otherwise) won.

In b4 leddit
In b4 salt libtard

Just asking a question since I haven't noticed this before

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We dont mind

Can't help you bud, I profit off of your addiction.

wow people actually watched the card?

>Next Saturday: Shevchenko vs Carmouche
>17th Aug: UFC 241 - DC vs Stipe
>31st Aug: Andrade vs Zhang
>7th Sep: UFC 242 - Khabib vs Poirier
>6th Oct: UFC 243 - Whittaker vs Adesanya
>2nd Nov: UFC 244 - Usman vs Covington

It's going to be fun chaps.
I'm thinking put the 135 interim belt on the 244 card as well as perhaps Nunes/Cyborg.

>it was a train accident

Wasn't Steve-O naming the Jew the other day? Maybe Colby is a Jew and that's why he got a nose job and loves israel's puppet.

Better than the D*rn poster

He gets the most (You)'s, I do it because it triggers sensitive babies.

steve-o is an unironic bum

based retard drug baby of ZOG

man he is such a boomer

>taking an interim belt you were stripped of into the octagon

Lol

This fucking guy is so delusional if he thinks that he is relevant right now. Literally can tier fighter. Tillfags on suicide watch

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kys newfag, Yea Forums is a trump site go away

look at this nigga cope
>just asking a question
get fucked no one does that unironically here snowflake, #nerdbash2019

Based

>nunes/cyborg

Someone tell him

He got hacked allegedly

Fights that won't happen:
>Khabitch v Poirier
>Diaz v Pettis
>Whittaker v Adesanya

why does Till trigger you so much?

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reminder that some of you BOYED this man

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Me in the background between Antonina and Joanna.

DUDE STEVE O IS SLOWLY MAKING ME HATE HIM.HE WENT FROM DUDE I ROCK AND HAVING DILDOS PRESSED INTO HIS ARSE TO BEING SOME SJW FUCK DRUMPT AND HATING ON DUDES WHO WOULD LITERALLY LEAVE HIM IN A COMA. LIKE OKAY WE GET IT YOU LIKE MMA ALL OF A SUDDEN BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CLOUT CHASING COLBY HE JUST WON AND YOU AND LIKE 10 OTHER CELEBES ARE LIKE ""OH NOO BIG BAD COLBY HE IS MAGA AND HE HATES SNOWFLAKES"" OMG I HATE THAT ARIEL IS GIVING THESE FAGGOTS A PLATFORM TO SPIT OUT THERE BULLSHIT.

Not a big fan of Zion Don myself but fuci all those leftist seething redditards.

reminder till had a nervous breakdown and deleted everthing off his instagram

Love this dude right here

>two wrestlers who like to push against the cage and do takedowns
They will just negate each other's wrestling, Colby will take the decision because he throws way more strokes than Snoozeman

FUCK YEAH TRUMPBRO I LOVE ISRAEL TOO THEY'RE OUR GREATEST ALLY

He's gonna break Usman, isn't he?

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I got memed into thinking that he's a good fighter, turns out he's a fucking can.

Colby's pace is really impressive, but Robbie is also clearly flushed. Colby deserves the Usman fight, but it's shitty Dana promised the winner of Masvidal Askren the title fight for no reason.

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did she buy new tits?

the fucking state of this scouse mong

Askren is a Republican Trumper and /heem/ despises him

Colby is just chaotic and that's somewhat entertaining

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See you next week for UFC Uruguay, featuring Macedo vs Ostovich.

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#MAGA indeed lads, good show

Don't let him upset you, everyone knows scousers are subhuman.

damn and people on here hate on him because they are 'pillowfists'
Fucking just bleed casuals

10-8 vs Robbie in the fight
10-7 vs Snoozeman in the post-fight

Absolutely based

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THIS CAN CANT STOP SUCKING THAT ALL MAGA DICK

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Might be the first WMMA fight with no tattoos

How does the inevitable Askren v Lawler rematch go?

Is Colby having his interview with Fakenewsman and the team yet? Gonna be cringe kino

dude you literally started watching mma a couple of months ago who the fuck are you to say anything

>that shit talking
>that pressure
>ends in a beautiful takedown

10/10 webm editing

What the fuck does he have to do to get a ranked opponent?

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The week after UFC Uruguay will be host to UFC 241
A lot to look forward to on that card

What a can

great banter m8

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askren gets heemed in round 1

I heard the Shevchenko fight was good but I seen the finish and it was pretty boring

Show me a pic with more talent

pretty sure it happened like half an hour ago, my guy

does he seriously think Colby was trying to sink in the RNC to finish the fight? doesn't this guy market himself as some sort of intellectual?

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Based Steve-O.

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like what was supposed to happen in the first fight?

Steve-Onions

At least he's co-main now fighting The Leech in Shanghai.
If you climb the card faster than you climb the ranks, you're doing something right

beating a few cans doesn't mean you're good

unsupported natural breasts in a tight dress makes my dick so hard it hurts

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Colby has the face of the cheeky wee 10 year old boy who when he's losing in football he picks the ball (not his) up and boots it away over the fence

is there no post fight press conference?

Yeah, now thats based.

Why do Americans always look the same when they smile?

Mas merking him in record time had me smiling but Ben really is one of the better trash talkers in the UFC, and he does it clean.

Colby is much higher volume and willing to push forward, he’s also better off his backfoot than Usman significantly. He can at least jab and counter more effectively. Usman is too flat footed and doesn’t have the jab to fend off Colby’s forward pressure, his sloppy meat hooks will be less effective against Colby who has become an effective straight puncher and will land on Usman’s stationary head at will and even with basic fundamental rolling will slip and roll through Usman’s , too combination heavy and diverse in his strikes compared to Usman. I also think Colby tears up Usman’s heavy lead leg. Usman definitely can match cardio but not pace and volume but he’ll hang in the clinch but it’ll be interesting to see how he counters Colby’s rides in the clinch and if he can scramble with him, not sure he’ll be able to, I see Colby by decision but Usman definitely can win, but I can also see Usman giving up a submission with his inability to scramble or handle the rides well enough and give up his back

Fresh Colby tweet.

twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/1157792221598552071

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My boy Trump is going to work hard in his 2nd term to make sure the hate filled thoughts of people like Steve-O will put them behind bars forever

MAGA

I wish

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Yes

His friend stole his phone

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remember after colby beat RDA and Michelle Waterson interviewed him on UFC tonight and made this face

epic

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Hat tip to you sir

>Mas
Very cringe.

Copeland won the story of the night

you mean have teeth unlike you and your bunch of inbreed fags?

I wouldn't be suprised if Colby isn't even registered to vote. He's just fucking around.

why the fuck does vince mcmahon have painted nails
what a fag

Steve-Os friend is based then

Regardless of his politics you have to admit that cardio and pressure was unbelievable

I want to see a Khabib v Covington superfight

Imagine the trash talk

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I've never jerked off to PVZ, only Miesha, Shevchenko and Joanna

Lawler wins the rematch

you just know steve o wrote that shit himself

What are your thoughts on the state of the UFC Welterweight division?

how can one man be so unironically based

Khabib would get pummeled at 170 by any of the top 3

NONONONONO BASED MEANS LOVING TRUMP AND LOVING ISRAEL

>Women like mma fighters
Never would have guessed it man

Will Covington ever get another finish in the UFC?

Based

You misspelled 300

Wtf i love trump now.

Kebab will never beat an elite wrestler
he couldn't even beat Gleison Tibau lmao

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How come you haven't jerked it to PVZ? The other three are great choices though.

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Anyone noticed that manlet refs tend to be better than non-manlets?

It's like they're quicker and more nimble at getting into position to make the best call.

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Keep in mind Khabib goes toe to toe with DC in the gym, who is a cardio monster at heavyweight

Robbie isn't THAT likeable. He's just quiet

Change his name to Jeff

Gonna be a banger

>joanna
yikes

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colby btfo roiders and cutbabbys

>uk flag
>always a flushed casual Conor fan cuckold

every time

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Get this man back to gayddit immediately

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>please bruv I haven't had a (You) in weeks
no problem m8, here you go

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Overall the lower perspective is the most effective, If Herb dean was a manlet he would had seen the tap on the chokehold tonight but the man took his time to get on his knees and therefore failing to catch it in time

kek

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>muh h-h-h-he ragdolls dc meme

back to plebbit faggot better yet slit your wrists

Celebrities and LA people are such slime balls. Why is he clout chasing mma recently?

good job today coral you did our state proud lol

WHAT'S UP, VIRGINS?

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Khabibi would big brother Colby and toss him like a ragdoll

But yes the MAGA Trump vs Muslim Ruskie element would be classic

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holy shit when did he get out of his coma?

>hey guys remember me

askren unironically thinks he's relevant, absolute boomer delusion

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That’s back to back perfect picks for Coral

>imagining Colby choking me

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youtube.com/watch?v=8Phe_LP8zxo

4:13

holy crap I wasn't home for the fights and I just realized I won the picks AGAIN

Florida represent!

Thanks bro!

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>/heem/ is just twitter screencaps
time to go to bed

shhhh goobert

no sleep, only defeats now

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oh for sure

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This is America

Kek d-tier trash talk by Usman, Askren, and Colby. Remember when Jon and DC didn't pretend to hate eachother because they actually hated eachother?

Askren is pretty good on Twitter desu

cringe

i'm just going to ignore your pathetic point about Conor (as if Brits like the Irish)

Kebab has been fed favourable matchups for his whole career. if you think he has even a tiny chance of beating the top Welterweights, then the only explanation is you're a muslim.

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I like how every time Colby wins people make excuses for why he won.

That can't comprehend that he's a great fighter

Reminder that Khabib's offensive wrestling was nullified by #11 Raging Bum who managed to get up many times, managed to get up undamaged after literally getting his back taken at one point, and fought Gassedbib in a sloppy boxing match because Shite On The Bus was too tired for takedowns.
But yeah haha the actual elite wrestlers at WW have NO chance
Kill all goatfuckers completely unironically

Colby is p4p top 5 right now

>holy crap I wasn't home for the fights
i knew you were at ATT

Why did Colby walkout to wwmeme music? Is is supposed to be based to like man drama now?

>Gets worked and KO'd by Mayweather
>Gets mauled by Khabib
>Suddenly looks 55 years old

is it the immense CTE induced beatings? the coke bloat? the liquor?

conor looks like shite these days

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I was watching at a sports bar very close to ATT. I train at a BJJ gym more local and way less expensive.

>Let’s talk about the lesson we learned here tonight. It’s a lesson Robbie Lawler should have learned from Matt Hughes. You stay off the track when the train is coming through.

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Natural again amlipfied with massive coke and booze usage

I've been rewatching all of Masvidal's fights from the beginning. I never realized he's so fucking good. It's unreal how many absolute robbery decisions he's suffered. They also constantly fed him the worst matchups. Where would his career be with competent judging and the coddled matchmaking of other """champs"""?

If they had stayed home for the card they'd be alive right now.

massive drug binges

KEKed and Based

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Steve-O was cooler when he was getting high off whippits.

>KO'd by Mayweather
He literally does not, he isn't even rocked, Pilloweather can't even knock GOATor down once. Went 10 rounds with boxing "GOAT" and even won rounds. Based Conor.
>Mauled by Khabib
Yeah if "mauled" by definition means "Won the third round and the post-fight war"

colby destroying masvidal:
youtube.com/watch?v=1ZEajmfRRkE

>imagine being this guy
yiiikes

good on you lad

Hes already beaten the top welterweights lmao. Killed RDA, and killed Iaquinta who killed Masvidal and Kevin Lee already.

WW is full of flushed panic wrestlers. The entire division is ripe for the taking.

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I really hope they don't make them fight

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Savage.

problem: Jorge was PROMISED the title shot after beating Askren, but now it looks like it's Colby's title shot.
If it does go to Jorge and Colby sits it out - the last time he did Dana just said fuck you and gave the title shot to someone else out of the blue.

So no matter who gets the title shot - a promise is going to be broken by Dana.

HELL YEAH GOYIM DO DRUGS AND STAPLE YOUR NUTS TO YOUR LEG WHILE I FILM IT AND SELL IT

FUCKING BASED

He's a really good fighter but he just fought a 37 year old Lawler. The rda win was more impressive, but even rda is flushed. Colby definitely had a better performance tonight than he did against rda though.

honestly yeah their going to fight eventually but lets hope they both have titles

Steve-O hasn't been fun since he got sober, like most sober people he is dull. Guy should consider renaming himeself to Steve-söy

Ironic because 47 is the amount of IQ pints Askren lost when Masvdal sent him to Narnia

Colby and these two always have to justify their wins

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>Incoherent flushed rambling

Khabib is undefeated

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DRUGS ARE SO BASED!

BRAP^2

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jackass was kino back itt tbqh
Only 90s kids would understand

youtube.com/watch?v=DBtuWY5HXCU

would you date a girl with fake tits?

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Jorge is a bum, he doesn't deserve anything. His last 4 fights are 2-2. Marty Fakenewsman belongs to the nerd basher

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Colby would wrestlefuck khabib and if you disagree you are likely a sheepfucking homosexual inmigrant muslim

nope

They should only fight for a title. Would be weak to see them fight for a title eliminator to protect snoozeman.

I’m glad most of those degens are dead

Isn't that off?

Fucking based.

>Iaquinta
>undamaged

his face looked like a smashed in pumpkin after that fight m8

he was black eyed for months after that fight

>uk flag

i get it you lost your homeland to invasive muslims but that isnt an excuse to be a cazzie

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If she had a cute penis yes

>train smothers you and tries to hit you over 500 times but there's no real damage
I think Matt would have preferred that train

I think Colby and Usman both think the other can beat them

100% b yes I would and I would take a wiff of the brapper of a girl with fake tits

What are Steve-O and Knoxville even up to these days

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Knoxville did a couple movies and his performances were okay. Steve-O is sober now and sells coffee or some shit.

Imagine the smell

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steve o doing standup and knoxville sucking jew cock for movie work

being old shitters

woodley unironically deserves the rematch more than jorge or colby

Steve-O has gone completely sober and behaves like an sjw basedboy in LA. Knoxville makes meh movies. Bam is a full blown alcoholic battling obesity and psychological issues.

nutted

colby cuts the least amount of weight and doesn't use steroids

Knoxville is running for office. Not even memeing

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everytime i hear of Steven Oh it's because he's clout chasing something new. Comedy, Let's plays, One man shows and now MMA for some fucking reason. He's probably banking on the hope that he really does get to fight bieber

I can see why they call him Colby "Chaos" Covington. Stepping into the octagon with him is like stepping into a realm of chaos that most can't comprehend.

>dating women

he doesnt just on the principle giving him the belt and knocking out coonsman and retiring him

are you saying professional cage fighters might have a lot of self-confidence??

he still havent fought

*sniff**sniff* WTF? Why does it smell like black cock?

Imagine being a Cuckor McGregor fan past the year 2016

The era of Colby is now

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cursed image. post more

>shoulders and lats blending together
>butt and hamstring blending together
she's probably got cankles going too

>playing UFC
>Opponent initiates grappling.

...

Knoxville has CTE

I do. More than is healthy tbqh

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fake tits feel better than real ones.
ok maybe not top notch real ones but you know what i mean.

t.knower

pretty much the opposite, I think they're both shook by the other

is this what nitrous oxide does to a man?

Who has the best chance of beating Marty? Jorge or Colby?

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I think Jorge would end up getting controlled and lose a decision. I think Colby would win but he gets caught a lot so Usman could easily score a KO

UFC should be a pure ladder format, matchmaking is fake and gay

>Bam is finally turning into Phil
>in three years Bam will be as old as Phil was in the first Jackass

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colby

based, and also redpilled

Fake tits feel exactly like pic related and are fun to play with

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Whats to stop me growing a beard, wearing robes and going here?

Do they make you recite quran verses before they let you in

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Tibau would murder Colby. Absolute juicehead. Best tdd etc.

That being said, current Khabib would merk Tibau. No question.

>muh pillow fist

I ain't never seen anyone this bruised up after a pillow fight

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>Robbie Lawler after his fight with Colby "Chaos" Covington
holy shit our boy is a mmmmmonster

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based, has till tweeted yet?

what a fucking bum

Very nice I didn't see the spinning backfist connect at first. And he blind ducks the counter punch at the same time too.

REDDIT ABSOLUTELY BTFO

NO COLLUSION
FULL EXONERATION

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no

Colby will break GSP's WW title defense record

For me it's Chris Pontius

What does this picture prove?

I am a huge fan of Colby but even I gotta admit that his punches didn't pack any heat, guy is like the Diaz brothers, great volume but no heat.

He's virtue signalling to save face after someone hacked his twitter and posted alt-right stuff.

FUCK YEAH BRO WE CANT STOP WINNING FOR ISRAEL MAGAMAGAMAGA

goddam based desu

His second fight in the UFC was a roided up 97% TDD Tibau. Pre AKA. AND HE STILL WON.

Based

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That was so smooth

ayy,seething faggot

Robbie's brain is moosh

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What went wrong?

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BASED COLBY WINNING FOR ISRAEL

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Garbage. Go away.

>h-his punches did nothing!!!
Looks even worse than he did against Rory

Honestly i think he's just too old now. Hes like 40

Anyone else craving milk?

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Go to sleep, Farrhan Mehmood. Don’t hurt any cats again.

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>mfw they both have penis bulge

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If Colby can keep the fight against Usman standing he can win. Usman has better punching power but he's not a better boxer than Colby and I suspect Colby has better stand up cardio.

Someone webm post-fight shit, not available in bongland, thanks ufc.

Mohammad loved cats. :D

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till melts canby

bellator is the ufc's wasteland is it time for lawler rory 3?

Colby has serious cardio no doubt. Still kinda dislike the guy.

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same here

This Colby branded dildo is workin my prostate tonight, how ya like that, Magachud? Bitch.

lmao look at this Hillary voting faggot

Can this slut stop doing this? Like, we get it, you wanna exploit the fact that you're still able to pop boners but Jesus Christ, this is excessive.

give him time you'll come around

>t. virgin
have sex

u gay or smth?

that's nothing

there is no doubt left that this man is making the UFC great again

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Chill out kippers

As much as I love Robbie. Liberal cucks backed him out of pure hatred out of the greatest Welterweight fighter we have seen. Covington by decision was the easiest money anyone could have made. Was a glorified sparring session and I cannot wait for Covington to smash that fake Nigerian nigger Usman

Colby won so now my bull is whipping me again, thanks a lot Colby you trump fuck

I dont like being exploited.

plz someone do this

> c-colby can't strike
> wins a kickboxing match with the illustrious robbie lawler
youtube.com/watch?v=wU_v8Ux7oek&t=92s

Literal retard

To protest colbys win im leaving this big fat shit in my pants for the rest of the month. FUCK YOU RACIST

youtube.com/watch?v=OAc6vmazTxs
found it, snoozeman BTFO

>it's another colby episode on heem

ugh

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thanks senpai

*wins*

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hopefully when colby wins the power rangers belt he still carries around the og belt

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>beats opponents by not letting them breathe
>trash talks opponents by not letting them talk
Genius

>norway
>supporting a syphilitic fascist
do you motherfuckers ever learn

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Pacquiao esque is his lead hook, Joe

Colby should patent his stalling technique.

Not that guy but let me tell ya, its either Trump or Biden take your pick

Bros why do Usman and Colby talk instead of trying to throw down. This trash talk feels so fake. It's too bad Jon is the goat otherwise we could have gotten a DC vs Jon 3. Lee pissing off Chiesa by talking about his mom feels more authentic than this "beef".

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i got a new girlfriend and she doesn't believe me mma is a sport

youtube.com/watch?v=DYYdsFz48tg
youtube.com/watch?v=DYYdsFz48tg
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Quisling did nothing wrong

>777
based and truthpilled

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it's obvious colby browses /heem/ and read that leaf's comments about hughes

Colby here ama

>Throw 500 strikes
>Don't even come close to a tko
Thats the definition of being pillowfisted. That's the pillowfist style that Max helped popularize. You can still be a really good fighter with pillowfists it's just not as exciting.

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>the only thing you’re losing faster than your hairline is that power ranger belt
Kek

Is it true you're pro-Israel?

Post fight press conference here:

youtube.com/watch?v=KaUP4C_kMm4

t. nerd virgin

Jones is a phonyfuck cheater who beats up manlets. Not even top 4 p4p.

i just can't wait for my nigga miocic to KILL dc once and for all

except usman has pillowfists, is shit on the backfoot, is a dumb gorilla nigger, and not even robbie fucking lawler couldnt stun chaos, once marty quits faking his hernia, he will get assblasted

Did Lawler win the story of the fight and does he win the rematch?

>Colby called the belt a power ranger belt
He definitely gets on heem

I’m a virgin and I like colby

>you will never be this based

twitter.com/dillondanis/status/1157808263796334593

>Beats up manlets
The cope. He's in the second biggest weight class.

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there's always exceptions to the rule

*ahem*

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1) he doesn't roid
2) he cuts less weight than almost everybody

And Robbie was feeling it. Robbie usually has good cardio himself as we saw when he won rounds 5 against Hendricks and Condit. He was slowed down a lot because his brain was getting shaken around.

He got bodied by bisping

Based me too. I like him because he has a lot of sex for me so I don't have to because I'm not so good at it.

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Schaub is God

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When did the UFC decide they needed to do an event almost every weekend?

Could you imagine how good the cards would be these days if they only did ~10 events a year like they used to?

>literally admits that he's afraid of Stipe and Francis

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What time is the main event at? I hope Robbie sleeps Canby

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Is that accurate description of their trash talk by Okamoto?

He couldnt do his usual blacksplosion because Colby utterly worked him over. When Colby planted down on his punches he stopped Robbie moving forward. He transitions and mixes it up so well

chav scouse cope

lots of money, that's the reason

Is it just me, or was today's event the worst main card in a long time?

max cuts 40 pounds don't compare him to colby

...

Did you not watch last week?

Lawler gets wresltefucked a lot though and he definitely gassed out at the end of the first Hendricks fight. He also came out with a storm against cowboy and then started to fadeaway towards the end. He was gassed against rda too. Still want to see Usman Colby though just so Usman loses the belt. I just want an active 170 champ.

cute
For sure. The lispy queer era is upon us, and it's gonna be the best one yet

Or the week before

last week was worse lol

"Chaos"

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>he brought a bottle full of nerd tears

The main event was similar to Ortega Max though. In terms of not being able to ko your opponent.

Asian women cant contain themselves around BWC, also colby is a mad stud and for sure piped her down

>this cuck reporter just now

LOL

lawler has never been wrestlefucked at WW if you aren't counting the askren incident. He got wrestled by souza and kennedey who have god knows how much weight on Colby.

Was there a bad stand up from the ref when Maia had a dominant position in Colby v Maia or am I thinking of Woodley v Maia?

Max>Colby

Really excited to find out what Lawlers gameplan is going to be for this fight

You're thinking of Usman/Maia bro. Maia took his back.

it might have been maia vs usman

>h-h-how do those two worlds m-m-mix
what a fag

>Jon is lame because he fights in his division
>Posts a picture of Khabib who's scared to fight at welterweight and is a known cutbabby
Jon called out Stipe and Francis is a bum who can't wrestle. Francis hasn't even called out DC because he knows he'd lose. Hardy heems Francis.

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wait the fight is over?
was the time different or something? usually i can catch ufc's after work

move up to 170 (i.e. just cut 10 pounds max) and find out lmao

It was epo Vs old school roids. Usman is on both though.

Chaos vs Ruthless! Champ vs ex champ!! Maga vs mutt!!
Its bonkers!

leaps and bounds my guy

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>He doesn't know

No. You're thinking about Usman vs Maia. It was when Maia was working on a single leg and close to completing it. Kenny Florian was seething

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yes

what do you guys take for electrolytes when you're training/working out?

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>steals shittalking points off the internet
would explain why he has great initial lines but gets rekt hard whenever someone is in his face and he has to think on his feet

They set it up early so that you bongs can watch it and now you miss it anyway.

How many people did espn heem by not advertising the early start time?

by your own logic colby should be at 185lbs

snake juice

>Thats the definition of being pillowfisted. That's the pillowfist style that Max helped popularize. You can still be a really good fighter with pillowfists it's just not as exciting.
The reason they are pillowifsted is precisely because of their cardio. If they hit with full power, looking for a KO, they'd be exhausted a lot quicker. Their style is more effective and the damage on the opponent is far greater, as we've seen time and time again

the best part about Mayweather clowning on McConor McGregory was when he went to the casino books and bet under 9.5 rounds on himself then turned McConor off just before his ticket cashed. he was trolling his bookie the entire time and nobody knew. Money May is TBE and McConor McGregory is easy work.

he walks around at 181-183

based. i've been mainlining water it's all i drink, don't want to drink the poweraide/gatorade it has more sugar than soda

>colby might speak in the rnc next year
lmao

>Jon called out Stipe
He had the opportunity to fight Stipe but bitched out and fought another MW. After 214 he straight up admitted he wouldn't fight Stipe.

>Francis is a bum who can't wrestle.
Jones couldn't even takedown a MW with one leg. If Cain and Blaydes both tried and failed, Jones and his chicken legs certainly couldn't either.

>explains that colby is a natural middleweight as if that's contradicting what I just fucking said.

He pretty clearly steals his lines from here and the nerds on here think it's based even though Colby can't think on his feet like someone like Conor.

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fucking based kek

He loved things that reminded him of himself! that is to say, he was a pussy LOL

ww division is so fucking cringe, the manlet divisions are unironically better

max and colby walk around at the same weight they should fight one another at 170 blud

That was when Leon was like 22 had never wrestled and had much less striking experience.

the state of WW

>Snoozeman
>Canby
>CTEskren
>Peeon Edwards

Fags wheres the links?

>blacksplosion
haha, he is English (father) and Filipino (mother), no nigger blood in him

Who would be a good choice for the DNC? Ngannou?

I could shoot a double leg on Peon today

for what

182 - 10 = 172 you subhuman

Usman.

that cinderella movie

Dude DC is 5'10" and has 72" wingspan. Lol.

To say nothing of fighting Machida, Rashad, Vitor and Chael back to back to back.

>Poofael Poos Anchovies

does anybody cares what he has to say after getting meme'd on?

I thought Filipinos were supposed to be the strongest race

He's the only natty guy in the top 5 right now.

The Philippines had African slaves

BASED Colby entrance

youtube.com/watch?v=AwL853wlYv8

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Ngannou is already a better English speaker than Usman lol

and thats a fact

Ngannou is a meme dude. Look at what Stipe did to him. Jon hardly tried to takedown Santos and clearly won on the feet. He got the only knockdown of the fight. Santos is over 6' and weighed 205 so if he's a middleweight what does that make the 5'10 heavyweight champ? Is the heavyweight champ a light heavyweight because he fought their before? That's like calling Conor a featherweight when he clearly isn't anymore. If DC could knock out Stipe do you really think Jon would struggle against him?

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> Chael

Wow very impressive

Dude Usman is heavy handed. Nobody at 170 should be favored above him.

Do you even know what a water-cut is? you're implying that max holloway cuts 40lbs of water to make 145.

DC is the heavyweight champion and beat up Stipe who has an 80 inch reach. What does that say about the state of the heavyweight division? Is it a manlet division too?

Lmao based colby beats up those bums so easy

>DC is 5'10"
I highly doubt that

Oh fer ser b. Post some of his heems bro

reddits favorite fighter

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Khabib is actually talented though. Jones fights from 3 feet away from when you can hit him.

he's 5'9 and 3/4"

tyron woodley would be my guess

Tony gives off a libertarian vibe desu

This is the heavyweight champ. Stop using height and reach as an excuse nerds.

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maybe after he gets a ring dinger

Bitch he was a warlord. Killed people. That aint no pussy that is lion type shit.

Oh yeah that's true. Muhammad Ali fought on the outside too. You know that guy that Khabib said he was watching so he could try to emulate him? The absolute cope. Jon has more title fights than total fights Khabib has ever had in the ufc.

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Can I be a Colby fan if I'm a virgin?
Seems like he wouldn't approve.

how come only jones does the front knee kick?

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He slept Moraes. Funny KO too

He's not the only one.

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Dude Jones would get prison raped by Stipe. DC is a fucking monster. Jones never beat him at 70% +.

based

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It's a requirement actually

I'd double leg that moron and make him suck my fat nigger cock before beating him to death with his toddler bride. He'd tap from strikes but Ahmedasaki would "let him be a warlord."

I always thought he was a tall 5'11 if he is really under 5'10 the modern heavyweight division is even more of a meme than I thought, and Cormier is even more based than I thought

My girl got a FOTN bonus!!

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Bonus pic of DC mogging "5'11" Colby. Remember DC said he's 5'11 at best with his tall shoes on lol

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why doesn't anyone else do that?
actually, adesanya is doing that and he's gonna get killed by our guy bobby

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I thought Colby would win because Usman carrying so much muscle would make him gas but the RDA fight showed he can keep a similar pace to Colby's for 5 rounds as well. Then you have to assume he has a strength advantage as well, striking is pretty even Colby's got a slight advantage there.

Would you say they're both on PED's?

How did Colby win? Didn't realize the fights were so early

zero chance lewis isn't a minute man

Just remember that Schlaub managed to become a ufc heavyweight at one point. It's a meme division.

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So uhhh after tonight who's gonna get the title shot at WW?

>How did Colby win?
Beat Robbie senseless for five rounds

well i believe he is stating that all his haters are virgins, not that all virgins are his haters. so, yes.

I'd say Kringemaru Kringeman is shook

By wrestlefuck and light punches. Not even any G&P

>I build that cardio in the bedroom
holy fuck this guys incredible

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.Ali did it to guys like Liston and Foreman, guys who make Jones look short. Jones does it to middlrweights.

>Dude Jones would get prison raped by Stipe
Did you see DC vs Stipe ? DC is the best fighter Stipe fought and he got heemed so bad he was scared to fight anyone besides DC. And Jon beat DC twice, but I'm sure you have a 1000 excuses for why DC is still better.

unironically gave more CTE to lawler than woodley did

drink paint thinner, commie faggot

Youre not a nigger who are you kidding.

>Colby takes Robbie down
>Robbie gets up
>Gets punched in the face a couple of times while doing very little in return
>Colby takes him down again
The cycle continues

>based
tell that demmy cuck whats what norway

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BASED

wrong leaf

santos literally fought at welterweight lmao

Liston was 6'1 you dumbfuck. Foreman is the same height as Jon. Ali was maybe 6'3 with long arms. You're conveniently leaving out when Ali got heemed by a turbo manlet in Joe Fraizer btw. Jon has never let himself get heemed by a manlet. I'd say that takes some talent you cazzie.

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He didnt. USADA mogged him. Lol.

>MMAth
Oh for sure Schaub is the GOAT my guy

He's a light heavyweight now. Is rumble a welterweight too? The rumble that now weighs 280? It's almost like people gain mass as they get older.

Wingspan, not height.

Dementia is now a requirement to be the U.S president.

Stipe will retire after 241. Then everyone will go back to pretending Ngannou can beat Jon.

>muh height
Oh for sure Zabit is a heavyweight

Ngannou would kill him. Nightmare matchup.

> Pretending that fight isn't a coin toss

Steve o the degenerate faggot druggie

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=jYRKvdEJSJc

youtube.com/watch?v=AwL853wlYv8

Why do people hate Jon here so much now? Is /heem/ getting invaded? Anytime I say he's the goat a bunch of cazzies bring up a bunch of copes as to why he actually sucks.

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>dude just spam the jab and have good cardio lmao
nice "sport"

>you saw what I did to a MAN like Robbie Lawler, and Kamaru Usman ain't nothing but a bitch

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You're underestimating Jon or overestimating Francis. Jon ain't chinny unlike the 40 year olds that Francis TKO's

So what was Robbies gameplan?

Jones got wobbled by Lyoto, Ngannou would murder him lmao

It isnt. Jones is too weak to be the favorite. Ngannou kills him 6/10. If not 7/10.

That's my point you cazzie. Everyone is pretending Santos is a welterweight even though he weighs well over 205 now. Weight is the only reliable measure.

> Fighter has a bad performance
> People think less of the figher

must be russian bots

Jon is /ourguy/ but he just tweeted talking shit about Colby a bit ago that's probably why you're getting hammered right now. Once Jon triggers the libbys on twitter/r*ddit again he'll be in the clear.

He doesnt need to be. His defense relies on fighting guys with sub 80" wingspan. Francis is 83".

Why doesn't Ngannou call him out if it's an easy fight?

Magumba is a fucking bum

is there any webms from the night of heems, or was it a trash card

>but muh h-height!
>n-no, a-actually I mean weight is what matters!

Doo-Doo Magumbo?

Oh right we’re back to pretending because mugumbo hit hard that mugumbo win shiny

Good Guy Greg Hardy Bless

THE TRUTH!!!

THE AMERICAN DREAM!!

youtube.com/watch?v=XzXQyqd8R1Q

Reach isn't everything though. Jon just needs to get to the 3rd round and then it's over for Ngannou. If Stipe could do it then so could Jon, it's not like Stipe is a massive heavyweight

Stipe has great boxing defense. Jon doesn't.

this faggot bitch will get his shit pushed in once errol clears out the 147

it was ok, there are webms

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FACT: Colby is a BUM

Damn wrf is wrong with Robert

>Fighter wins
>Fighter has 13 title fight wins
>Muh Russian bots
Oh fer ser b. Who's the real goat then? The guy who tapped to strikes from a jui jitsu manlet? The guy who also jucied and lost to Chris Weidman twice?

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Wrong

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Brainlet

hard to do much while getting punched 500 times in the face

>Cazzie can't read or understand context

It's the guy who tapped to strikes

Whos the goat you cazzie? My whole point is that Jon is the goat and you can't refute that without pointing to times he won in less than stellar fashion. The key point is he won all his fights.

trash/10

He literally lost to a deaf guy

The guy who got beat up by big rig and had to cheat against BJ Penn?

>Fighters improve over time
Woah.....

How'd he lose? By beating up the guy too much?

A BLOOO BOOOOO

> fbi had to send another rando out shooting to distract people from covington's win
pathetic

> Cheat against BJ Penn

lol nice meme

>resorting to buzzwords and insults

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Ngannou has fought an old flushed Cain, an old flushed JDS, and a terrible striker in Blaydes who he beat before fighting Stipe. Not to mention muh balls is hawt completely neutralized him. He's shown no signs of improvement since the Stipe fight.

Oh so his shit tier wins don't mean he sucks and his only good loss means he's GOAT? Hmm, okay, um no sweatbear. He's a can.

>ngubu more timid
Beast 100%

>Jon has a less than stellar fight but clearly wins
>Boo he sucks
>GSP taps to strikes from a jui jitsu manlet
>It's ok accidents happen he's still the goat

NEW

>Have 13 title wins
>"He's a can"
Go back

Cope.

Seething

reddit.com/r/Drama/

Cope

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Unironically every division is a manlet division as short men are better than tall men if they are the same weight

wtf he's barely touching lawler... was lawler paid to take a nap the whole fight?

wrong, maia took usmans back standing but usman had a wizzer locked in hard to prevent anything from happening, dumbfuck ref broke up the dominant position that would have destroyed usmans shoulder if he held the position for the entire round, or promptly gotten choked out if he let it go

Why would (((they))) want confused impressionable retards leading the free world?

>Just asking a question
fuck off with that gay shit. just say what you want to say no need to preface it with weak defensive reddit shit like "Look I'm the biggest Jones hater but..." nobody cares

Wrestling, yes. Striking, no.