/cric/ - Ashes day 3

apart from ian ronald bell

For me it's hibi/cric/

THIS IS THE BASED ANGLO THREAD
I do enjoy hues but do not involve yourselves in God's sport.

time for a dart anyone want one

not having your paedoshit represent cricket on Yea Forums thanks
have sex

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thinking English batting is fucking boring

Might have a beer

>aussies can't ball tamper
>pester the umps every over to change the ball
Ride never ends with these cunts

Important poll

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yep, it's autism time

p-please let us have a new ball

youtu.be/f3n_NsvGZSg

this is the thread

that's why we're in the lead and australia is in the gutter

No one asked you to describe your failed thread

IT'S SMOTH TIME GO MATE GO

haha time for pies

it's edgbaston obviously the crowd is going to be loud and obnoxious

Smash him for 6

>one top order batsmen from Australia and England have looked alright
>rest look shithouse
>bowlers scoring runs on both sides
what the fuck is going on

Who /comfy/ here

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Just went for a massive afternoon pat Cummins lads
Feeling very refreshed
Pic related, it's pat Cummins

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>He's got the sandpaper in his hands

Fuck up Paine you ape

cute x

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Ashamed of our fans' booing of Smith and Warner. Tell you what, Smith wouldn't receive this kind of treatment in Australia

Cute :3

HERE WE GO

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based rib tickler

HE'S GOT SANDPAPER IN HIS HANDS

Reminder England national teams are only strong when there's a Lesta connection
>martin johnson and all the tigers players
>gordon banks
>shilton
>linekar
>heskey (5-1 vs germany)
>vardy and slabhead
>broad (notts fans don't even try to claim him)
>gower

Naughty Cummins

Does anyone in inglin like cricket or are they just taking the opportunity to talk shit at a sports match

Can anyone be a hero and give us a stream?

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p-pppplease give us a new ball.

>heskey
reckon you have a selective memory

it's pretty niche these days but the actual grounds get crowds out

we don't like cricket
we love it

fuck cricket and fuck you

>m-muh superior duke ball
>needs to be replaced every 40 overs due to being knocked out of shape

very popular sport, second only to football

ceddit.com/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/clgka0/1000_gmt_england_vs_australia_day_3/

Does Broad have Aids lads?

based short bowling. Only took an extra 50 runs to figure it out the fucking retards

i'd say that cricket is the biggest sport here

>umpire says it's fine and tells you to get the fuck on with it

most english people just go to the cricket to get drunk. if you polled the crowd probably only around 2% could explain the lbw laws and 8% could name one england player

Pie chucker back on

watch.webcric.com

Can the coward more popularly known as Joseph Poot hurry up and declare?

Tipping a top order collapse from australia when we get in

based denmark

football is quite a big deal in this country i've heard

i think that >we should bat until the new ball then declare on lads

>Paine
what are the alternatives lads. Haddin still looks reasonably fit, any chance of getting him back?

HES GONNA CRY IN A MINUTE

news to me

>we
what position do you bat m8?

look im all for womens rights but you shouldnt have a woman commentating the cricket
it's just wrong

Carey should be in

>we
what player are you lad, and shouldn't you be in England right about now?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SO BORING

Hero. Thanks friend.

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Aus should consider banning this captain too

Asked the guy behind the bar to put the sound on and he’s put it on really loud like hurting my ears loud don’t really want to tell him to turn it down

>Hue only wanted to make a thread to post weeb shit

>hes got the saaaaandpaper in his hands

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>umpire that has literally been wrong on every decision he has made this match

Delicious

ok, is he going to declare now or what? it was kind of funny for a while continuing to bat when we already have enough but I'm starting to get concerned

all im saying is they should be barefoot, pregnant and chained to the kitchen
now that's not unreasonable

>63 run partnership (so far) for the 9th wicket
Aussies finna getting dabbed on at this point

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this is so comfy lads

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don't mind so long as she doesn't start pro-women political shit, she can save her politics for 4channel threads

The only thing the reddit format is good for and they won't even allow it

Is nothing sacred any more?

>misses another delivery
>watches it roll away like its some other cunts job to get it
>not taking a glove off and running after the ball like GOAT keepers
>standing back from the wicket even though the ball isnt carrying
fucking hate him lads

finna break the boucher symcox record lads

Are there any streams that don't have pajeet adverts every over?

If we had Finch and Starc, this wouldn't have happened?

England were doing this shit too and they started doing it at around 60 over mark

SLOGGGGGG

Cum on cummins

Give em til 3.30

we were doing it because the ball had genuinely gone out of shape, aussies are just trying it on as usual. its disgusting

aussies are doing it around the 20 over mark m8

2nd new ball

This. It's a boys club, test cricket is the one sport women can't comprahend.

Based Athers

Simon: I gotta say this partnership looking great Maggie.

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declare at 400 i hypothesise

>the last english batsman to average over 50 was dennis compton (retired 1957)

Based reference

do women's cricketers wear the same boxes as men or have a different kind? maybe one that stays in place by having a bit that is inserted

>crying about the ball
>currently bowling to Stuart Broad and Chris Woakes
Fucking hell, anyone would think they were bowling to Lara and Tendulkar

Either that or if jimmy is forced in just declare

Play bare tests now though bruv

Thoughts on the uluru climbing ban lads?

Yeah I was confused just now. He seemed so concerned about going Ooooo to the bowler that I presumed third man was gonna get there but nah he just didn't give a fuck to run.

australians are notorious whingers

Sick sick SICK of Europeans metaphorically and physically walking all over Aboriginal heritage.

finna go shit on top of it

Why did they call him Gary?

Imagine the smell

Not enough “NIIIIICE GARRYYYYY” this match. Too much “lovely Nath”

Only 3 players in this English lineup haven't scored an international test century - Roy, Denly and Anderson.

stupid. should just do guided tours and pay a reasonable fee. this is why they're poor and underdeveloped - no sense of marketing or economics.

ready to fucking kill myself

lovely lyney

Looks like some Aussie rules guy or something like that. Can’t remember

even thinking about jonny bairstow's smug face in the dressing room knowing that, as the holder of the sacred gloves, he is undroppable makes my blood boil. he's laughing at all of us

reminds me of this comic some stupid australian made comparing the grief over the notre dame fire to the indifference shown to the destruction of some abo trees

Cannot fucking STAND this fucking cunt on the Experian ad.

This isn't funny any more lads. NEED a wicket before I neck myself

The only reason anyone goes into the fucking desert and they ban it lol

Give them to jos. Had enough

>boomers climb all over it
>ban it because they cant physically do it anymore
mildy annoyed

do you think anderson is kept up at night thinking about that time he made 81 against india because he knows he will never get that close again?

I wonder do they shout this when they are topping each other?

Love that TAB ad. Don't bother analyzing what you're betting on, just go with your gut instinct also gamble responsibly

why would you declare rather than go out swinging?

Should get French spiderman to climb it anyway for a laugh

has the same surname as an aussie football personality, whose name is gary

need siddle back into attack, bowling beautifully

Here's the thing, I don't think any law should prevent people from walking on a public landmark, but I respect the abo's spiritual connection or whatever so I wouldn't walk on the rock. Most cunts dont give a fuck tho. It's a moral grey area really, but I say just respect the silly black fellas ey.

2many wastemans now innit

fuck I've packed on weight

more like foakes

Might go to Japanese Mountain Retreat lads

Reckon Australia should start thinking about taking a wicket or two here.

get a bike lad

fat slug

>"climb" uluru
>actually just a light walk
Glad they are stopping casuals saying they "climbed" something

hello fatty

got one can't ride anymore though because of my UV allergy

DON'T YOU MEAN AYERS ROCK YOU FUCKING CUNTS

Think 2 might be their best bet

Business idea:
Ban walking up Uluru but keep it legal to climb up the steep edge of it without any support ropes

just score some runs lads

this desu

unironically keep it coming lads shame me more

PUNISHED SMITH

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literally why the fuck would you play cummins over starc or hazelwood at edgbaston
makes sense at old trafford or the oval maybe, but at edgbaston its just a total brainfart on behalf of the pozzie selectors

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time to get into spin bowling

this is actually bad. we don't want our two best seamers out there batting forever and getting tired. we are down a bowler. poot the useless low IQ twink should declare immediately but that is expecting far too much of a coward declarer

yeah, there's a point where clever, patient batting becomes counterproductive and cowardly. England should be in control at this point, but we're midway through the match and my money's on a draw. reckon they've fucked it.

for me, it's selling off uluru and the barrier reef to the chinese

KEK

Good, only the asian tourists climbed it anyway

their actual selection blunder was not picking mitchell marsh

starc is shit

Ok declare now lad

GET SOME FUCKING WICKETS
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Losing to win lads

Really negative captaincy from Poot when the win is easily still on the cards

need big brain proper yorkshire captaincy like michael vaughan who declared an innings so he could go to a sheffield wednesday match desu

FUCK OFF BROAD YOU CUNT

BASED CUMMINS
BROAD MAD

good idea m8

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WHY THE FUCK DID IT TAKE SO LONG TO BOWL SHORT TO BROAD

EVERYONE KNOWS HES SHIT WITH IT

FUCKING HELL

Keep your low IQ opinions to yourself in future

Why doesn’t one of the Aussie lads just throw full tosses at full pelt at these bowlers - surely it’s that simple or am I just a brainlet?

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>stand about on a field in the midlands for 5 days
>it's a draw
Maybe the Americans are right

>Took Australia a whole session to think about bowling short to Broad
brilliant captaincy
brilliant bowling

based cry baby lads

yes i know hes fucking shite but edgbaston is pretty much tailor made for him
literally answer me this, WHY would you play cummins at edgbaston? a slow swinging surface

i'll be the one laughing when anderson tears his calf going for a quick single

And that's the game lost.

Literally was just saying broad is playing the short ball really well and he fucking does that

Think it's safe to say that Morgan would have declared at this stage and likely he would have scored at a better rate than Poot too

Paine the smug cunt desperate to be the good guy
needs to go

Why would you laugh at that you horrible man

Jimmy to block out a brainy tonne

>swinging surface

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Poot is a coward

this
FUCK JOE ROOT

Reckon Anderson should bat with a runner

Lol we got England out for 85 lmao Australia really are embarrassing it's 365 and you still can't get them out hahhahahah

Why is this game so slow?

Nah, that's what we normally do, Cummins only just remembered that little trick then.

That’s it just let our recovering best bowler have a bat you fucking retard

Why doesn't Morgan just play ODIs for England and tests for Ireland?

thinking a rib/head injury would do Anderson the world of good
hopefully brainlet bowlers keep it short

OHHHHHHHHHHH JIMMY JIMMY

yeah i know that the surface doesnt influence swing as such. im not quite that stupid. but it does influence the ball
edgbaston swings simple as

LOL

Mooen would have left that on off stump

Hope all this talk of declaration is a meme. 2 and a half days left and England have to bat last on a deteriorating pitch. Need all the runs we can get.

warnie's right
should toss it up like that romanian lad

Because we have no healthy fast bowlers.

was hoping for 400 but its all ded now

Warne is captaining Australia live on commentary

>anderson playing reverse sweep
hmm

sneed

Britains best innings against you was 3600/30 years pootato

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he's decent for a number 11
went a very long time without getting a duck

>Mum just walked in and told me that Jason Roy was a “good looking lad”
Didn’t have the heart to tell her he’s blatantly a puff lads

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Bought some Vegemite the other day and it's fucking DIRE compared to marmite, which I love. It's waxy and sickly sweet. My rating of Australians basically plummeted.

first day was good, England have just batted really slowly. imo, seems like they got too arrogant about how low the Aussie score was, especially given where they were at the start of the day, and figured they'd only need to bat once

I’ll give it 2 overs and we’re bowled all out.

based drunk riskyposter

Got ASIO on speed dial

>test batting in a test is arrogant

If this is a draw does it go to boundaries?

Root the coward

do you have the brand new wojak of the week saved?

If you are thinking of declaring shouldn't the batters just be smashing for sixes and boundaries rather than calling it a day? What difference does it make if you declare or don't and smash for sixes and go out?

Enjoy your visit from the authorities

My sides in orbit, that should keep the potatoniggers quiet for a bit.

detest joe root
simple as

Grim

No it goes down as a draw

Woakes should certainly be trying to smash it with Jimmy at the other end.

>drunkposting
have a lie down lad, delete your posts.
get into trouble lad even if its just bants

Hold me down the waves until there is no struggle

>A hilarious incident near the boundary ropes as the local crowd nags Warner with sandpaper taunts. The Aussie on his part is sporting to it, shows out his empty pockets in return. Lovely visuals!
Didn't Warner crack the shits when some club cricketers did that to him over here and walk off?

the authorities will be hearing about this post

>DOT
>DOT
>DOT
>DOT
>DOT
>W
>DOT
>DOT
>DOT
>DOT
>DOT
JUST SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

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>not even a single reply for the second post

wow...just wow. this place is really dire.

i'm just going to take my leave once and for all because i can plainly see that i am not missing out on anything.

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Just rang the police about those gun photos.

This is the post

PJH's brother called him a disgrace which was what set him off

pozz gaynolds BTFO

I know we all hate Root, but honestly lads, it was probably Jimmy himself that said he was ok to go out and try and get Woakes to 50

Wtf did he post?

actually, nearly every time the wicket keeper fields a delivery he is stopping 4 runs

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Said if Usman starts next match he’ll be visiting the local mosque and posted a pic of an assault rifle

drunkposting christchurch style

Why not fucking push for 2 you cowards

reckon it's not even worth explaining to you why you're retarded because you're too retarded mate

cope: the post

ASIO might be paying Josh a visit in Wollongong

old manderson is crippled

Why does Bairstow keep wicket for tests but Buttler for ODI when the both get in the team in both formats?

Wtf, the post is still up.

Just satire tho ey

400 on the cards

FUCK YOU

if Joe Root had any self respect he would have declared

haha just saw this and had to share it!

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RUN

bairstow autistically screeches about keeping in tests because he knows as a batsman he is not performing well enough to stay in the side. he is good at limited overs so feels secure enough to not throw a tantrum over it, thus it goes to the better keeper (buttler)

>Paine putting Warner on the boundary
>1 slip to a tail ender
>no short bowling. again
>spin
hating Paine more with every delivery lads

SERIOUSLY
FUCK
YOU
ALL

Oh my! Ha ha

LEAD BY 87
>LEAD BY 87
LEAD BY 87
>LEAD BY 87
LEAD BY 87
>LEAD BY 87
LEAD BY 87
>LEAD BY 87
LEAD BY 87
>LEAD BY 87
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But surely they’d just tell him to fuck off if he was shit

Tbf smith made decisions like that in the last series. Your captain’s thought processes are bizarre

If you're not running then just fucking slog lads. Even if you hole out it'll end this tedium.

joe root's continuing non-declaration is one of the most hideous and disgraceful displays of cowardice I have ever seen

YOU SHALL REPLY TO MY POSTS
I RUN THIS FUCKING DEAD POOMUNITY
YOU SHALL REPLY TO YOUR KING
YOU PIECE OF SHIT FRESHCUNT ZOOMER FAGGOTS
FUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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9/10 gorgeous cricketfu

might be a controversial opinion, but I'm questioning Paine's captaincy and the selector's choices.

Hot but also kind of mannish.

Would love to fuck her. She looks mad

Who /pale/ here?

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The coward Joseph Root

Remember when the aussies got dead cocky when they got 3 wickets quickly? Then we got 70 more runs lolol

Loving these frustrating tactics.

Clearly a tranny lad

is that a renaissance painting?

Top english rose there, would definitely buy her a lambrini.

literally me

selectors did nothing wrong other than choosing Wade

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Completely forgot Ind vs WI t20 is on in 20 mins

No 400

Bairstow is arguably our best fielder when it comes to ODI. Should demote him and give jos or Foakes the gloves in tests

Redemption arc Smoth is a different man.
Also cric has better strategy than Paine

>we
which english batsman are you mate?

Jokes on you im the English lad just using the >we to annoy poosies

based

We all know Paine is a bad captain
but who else would you put in as captain
i would pick smith irregardless of what happened

Ben Stokes

can't remember a more grim fielding unit for australia than this for a long time

Every time I see
>we
I want to fucking vomit

People saying why not declare? Have you seen the pitch its dead. Aussies will stay in for fucking ages getting hundreds

You now remember Jhye Richardson

HOLY FUCK TWO RUNS. I CAN'T MANAGE THIS EXCITEMENT LADS.

Is it those white liberals who are demanding it be called Uluru. My understanding was Abos were too busy huffing petrol

should buy some more appropriate underwear. Reckon a wider gusseted knicked that sit high on the hips

Looks like the RIDF has rocked up to /cric/

mitch swepson simple as

pootato poster btfo

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what the fuck australians pronounce it "dah-tah"?

I fail to see the problem.

for me it's batting out maidens with a SR of about 35 while my number 11 is at the other end

Australia are still favourites IMO. Batting first is worth a good 100 runs.

>poocastle
grim

They pronounce bath and grass like posh boys too

Says the cuck stamp

well southern england has the long a too

maxwell

only south australians

Literally could’ve ran on the last ball and got woakes back on strike. Fuck sake jimmy I love you but that was shite

It's called protecting your average

What do you say? Day-tuh?

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took long enough

GONE

GOTTEM

BACK TO ABUSIVE MADAM TO SHITYHEAD

GONE GOT HIM PISS OFF YOURE OUT

yes

He's only got one leg

fuck poocastle mans

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job done I reckon

fuck sake, should be 40 run lead at most

About fucking time.

Woakes on man of the match watch

Bedtime i reckon good night fellas

LADS YFW THE AUSSIES ARE ALL OUT FOR 120.

GONE GET OFF THE PITCH YOU MUTTS

hmm, that sounds so silly and unnatural

predicting a single figure score for bumcroft

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You have to think that wicket just lost Australia the match

You're lucky Jimmy couldn't run, with all the singles he passed up it could've been a 100+ lead, easy.

if poot had declared we would have got a nice few overs at them before tea
god I hate him and the whole team

mashallah

>poocastle
grim

Huh, so Oz are actually a bit shit

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>brownface
hmm

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Trips all out for 13

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>osama mask
why

Sky kino

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This period-piece shit on Sky is cringetastic.

Not a chance

englel can't chase anything over 100 that's for sure

>poocastle
grim

Fuck Reddit's boring

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This fucking bird on sky has literally never said anything positive about England ever, fuck off

Forgot about the T20

P

dire

this bitch wearing a Melbourne outfit with Tubby

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Might dick me once
I won't let you dick my twice

grim, but that's what you get when every post relies on getting internet upboat currency from the rest of the sheep.

WINDIES BTFO KEK

England are gonna dick all over the ozstraylianz this afternoon.

My cousins from brisbane say it like that though

their bowling has lost a lot of its potency last 1 or 2 years

something must have happened.. a real mystery

Rofl what the fuck was that from the Windies

If they don't they'll have a another fucking shit tier batting innings

had totally forgotten about that song which is amazing because it was overplayed to fuck

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lol based sundar

It's peaky blinders m7

>5 wide

yes got him gone fuck off

can't belive a mushmouth cunt like Tubby is carrying this brown lass.

>Pollard
>Narine
Now this is BASED

Nah, they're just brainwashed faggots.

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I know but they were taking it too seriously.

Imagine being so keked that you care about Internet points lmfao

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Corr this is a great start from Broady

GOTTEM

GO ON STU GET THOSE FUCKING CONVICTS

absolutely essential that you sort by controversial on reddit

>Playing other games
>have cric info open so i can see the score on my taskbar
>see 1 for zero thinking aus lost a wicket
>nope just backwards ass scoring
fuck these scorecards

>8-2
bindies

Will Smith win the series for Australia with a century in game 5?

grim lad, god speed.

I'll always put runs before wickets. I can't help it, that's just how I was brought up.

looks like a gay porn

You miss out on saying shit like "3 fa" during a top order collapse.

But you fail to see that your team has had 3 wickets taken per say, for 20 runs
makes more sense tbqh

Will Smith is an actor lad, I don't think he'll be winning any test series.

Watching the test and T20

for me its boundaries before wickets

Posting this to get the Pani bear tune in the UK posters head agian

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Please elaborate on your boundaries before wickets lad
show us what this games scorecard would look like so far
i am intrigued

based edged cenno time

How can you afford 2 tellies?

Lads, been having a blast today
just afking at the summer skill off in RS3
gotm dung from 44 to 83 during this event on my alt
and 3 levels on my main from 106 to 109

-85 for none

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Umpball

KEK NICE "POOVIEW"

UMP'D

are they already having a sook?
blimey lads, this is shocking

GET FUCKED CUNT

Cheers mate!

FOR FUCK SAKE

I don't have 2 tellies

looking for a girl with the x factor
but I don't judge like simon does

These umpires should be shot.

NOT WALKING FOR THAT

FUCKING AUSSIE CHEATS

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gone
got him
:)

>pooner

Not a good post lad

GONE FUCK OFF

STATE OF CHEATNER
OHNONNONONONONONO

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU CHEATING CUNT

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Warner got 10 runs this match.

Someone hand him some sandpaper to wipe his tears away

what are these fucking umpires lmao just give them out if they hit it lmao

back to the cuckshed manlet

Why is Warner such a shit cunt?

FUCK OFF

CUNT

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Give Warner back the Vice Captaincy
He performed better while he was doing that role, he was more calm at the crease

kek

Only Smith to get and England win

State of this post.

CUNT BYE SEE Ya

ACT LIKE A WASTEMAN THAT'S NOT ME

>warncuck
if he was looking to leave the ball why did he let the ball hit his bat? such a low IQ thing to do

oh dear

THAT'S OUT MATE GET FUCKED YOUR WIFE GET'S PASSED AROUND LIKE A TEA CUP

hahahahahaha fuck off cheating scum. Should've walked, he knew he did it

>Gayvid Pooner

should have walked anyway the sneaky cunt

cheaters never prosper

YOURE ONLY CHEATING YOURSELF MATE

10 runs for warner in the match, less than half stuart broad managed in one innings

Can't remember the last time an Aussie batsman walked

Broad on brainlet watch

goodnight lads, looking forward to waking up to 8/120

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Why didn’t he walk the cheating cunt

did anyone screencap that qt bird?

YOU'RE SHIT
AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE

gilly

>pooran

We got a good innings out of Broad his avg is way lower than that

last time you were 122/8 it went breddy gud

>the West Tendies

kek and they still whinge about broad not walking once 20 years later

>australians celebrating
Do they know that warner plays for australia

>Worst Poondies

>19.3
grim
was sure he averaged around 30 at one point

Walking is for queers

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>Jimmy and Broad will be done in a couple of years

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They know they're better off without him if he can't cheat anymore.

The bowlers know all his memes now that's why he gets rekt so easily

don't worry, we've got england's brave joffra archer

need to poach another pacer like we did archer

Jimmy is done right now user

Jimmy looks done already.

We need bowlers pretty fast desu we're running quite low

Need him bowling three short ones an over to Smith tbqh

Broad did get a hilariously thick edge on that occasion though. Not that I blame him for not walking. It's up to the umpires to get their decisions right.

Why didn't the cheating bastard David Warner walk lads? Is cheating really that ingrained into them

>le leave the ball batsman

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Lads, just had a m8 of mine send me this via text
what the fuck did he send me

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pretty sure that rabada could unearth some english ancestry for 20 quid and a packet of baccy

weird, never seen a British Paki with a name like Khawaji

I guess he is different stock despite being born in pakistan

BASED BOBBY CHARLTON IS HERE

Nostril

nostril?

Based

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>English "people"

lot of tasteless seethe whenever the match swings Englands way to be honest lads
thinking you need to settle down

top bantz

Probably not their equivalent of a chav/peasant

very good

he said that was wrong lads
i am a bit afraid of what he sent me lads

reckon we could still poach a few lads from the khyber pass area

I met him once. Had dinner with him. Hell of a nice man.

That's his gaping asshole. Either he's having a laugh or he wants to take your cock. Be careful how you reply.

>Umpire doesn't think you've hit it, but you have
>Walk
>Umpire thinks you've hit it but you haven't
>Don't walk but still get given out
If the umpires aren't going to trust you, why would you ever walk?

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It's camin home la

>33-5 in a T20

I met him at a charity do once, surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny

missed the first few overs, did warner give his wicket away or was it a good ball?

Belly button

This is all the brits have.

>33/5

OH NONONO REVERSE BLACKED

shan't be telling ed smith to poach west indian t20 batsmen desu

Ear?

Lad i really dont want to say that is what i think it is
are you really sure, because if so i might cut ties with him desu

>aussies and leaving the ball

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Class

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This is what my mate sent me

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this, reply with "would love to shove my nob in that (if you know what i mean) haha". this leaves your options open to right it off as a joke if he doesn't want to fuck you.

just fuck him, you might like it.

I sitll can't believe how batsmen are able to play balls bowled at 140km/h. I only played cricket for a bit at a casual level and when I faced a 110km/h bouncer I shit myself.

phwoaar

Looking good Poot

>33/5
baddies

if it was casual how do you know how fast the ball was going?

carmon, get bannedcroft out and I can go to sleep. fuck I hate him

based australian cricket cricket team in england

Lads this guy was actually correct Don't know if it was worth the ban though, gonna miss posting for the rest of the test. catch ya later lads

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...

THWACK

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doubt you'll get banned desu

Why do they switch to a different type of green cap to sit on the balcony?

Why can't you get that cunt to shut the fuck up when he's fielding as well

Your mate's good a good routine going, obvs eating plenty of fibre and keeping the toilet nice and clean

Well I’ll be. Cya around

you can delete posts dumbass

Some bloke brought a radar gun thing to training one day and measured bowling speed in the nets

Nah lads, hoping i posted something the jannies liked

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I'm proud that my daughter has risen to the height she has in her chosen field

grim

Jesus, this is how we pass the time now?

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Based

At least he's housebroken.

based home office keeping them out

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/cric/ recognising jhye richardson in the dp as early as 2016
based

umm..gaping yes

might be able to make it to tomorrow's t20 in lauderville ngl

27-2

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cant believe its still up lads
what will the sponsors make of this

Lauderhill*

Need some of those 'this is what happens when you stay in your bouncy pitches' pastas lads.