OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

It's the first Saturday kick-offs of the new season.

Cardiff and Fulham return to the EFL after just one season back in the top flight and Barnsley and Charlton play second-tier football after 1 and 4 seasons in League One each. Ipswich, Bolton and Lincoln are in the third tier for the first time since 1957, 1992 and 1999 respectively. Leyton Orient play their first EFL game after 2 seasons in the non-league wilderness but sadly without the late Justin Edinburgh at the helm.

The weekend's full fixture list (including the postponed Bury v MK Franchise match) is in pic related. No top-flight football until next weekend.

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theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/12/paul-pogba-suspended-manchester-united
reddit.com/r/soccercom/
streamja.com/7gmp
streamja.com/vnPM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

It's back

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Cam on Brentford

>Non-league

Reported, saged, and hidden.

haha

This is our year

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Your heroic manager dropping dead right after getting you up is about as shitty as it gets.

Orient-Cheltenham should have been the Sky game.

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It’s Saturday cold blow lane we’ve all come down to cheer, we’ve had our jellied eels and our pint ah beer

Come rain or shine all the time our families we’ll bring

And as the lions come on the pitch
EVERYONE WILL SINGGGGG

Might just stick Sky Sports News on instead of watching a game

Has this ever happened before?

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>this fucking Texan

this is complete and utter nonsense

What is going on with Bury?

Debt and owner cant/wont pay

My teams

Championship: Milwall
League One: Blackpool
League Two: Morecambe
National League: Eastleith
National League North: King's Lynn
National League South: Eastbourne Boro

Can't wait. No idea what this season holds, signings have been League One quality and Grant McCann is unproven so we'll just have a laugh and try to stay up.

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Sage until the ashes are over

did the man hit the ball with the bat?

This happened with Pogba when he came back to England: theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/12/paul-pogba-suspended-manchester-united

*surreptitiously opens the betfair website*

Line-up has precisely zero of his signings in so that's an interesting start.

State of this graphic for it though.

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Shit you're right, so there is precedent. Still ridiculous though.

he looks Icelandic

love my club
hate my club's fellow fans
simple as

I fucking love the championship lads.

Borja Baston instead of Mcburnie?

Right ok

Interesting

fuck off you vile nonce

>Cardiff and Fulham return to the EFL after just one season back in the top flight

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bolton game should be hilarious.

Barnsley will get promoted

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>unironically signing and playing James Weir
He was absolute crap for Hull.

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just announced three new signings at kickoff
based desu

imagine if they won though

What happens if you beat a team like Bolton and then they fold? Do you get to keep the points?

Everybody gets the points against them

I think all the results against them become void if they couldn't finish the season

think this happened to lugo in spain last year

Reus and yes, that's why i assume everybody would get the points.

Results would be removed entirely. Happened to North Ferriby last season.

Was Reus. In that case, all the games after that point were voided and awarded as 1-0 wins to the opposition.

Imagine being sponsored by Soccer Saturday Super 6.

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>King's Lynn
>National League North
How did this come about then?

No, everyone's points just get zeroed. Would be unfair if you got to scoop 3 points against a drowning side and another club doesn't.

>that retarded Blackburn fan who keeps making new threads asking for streams

Hmm I wonder why their game was chosen too...

Really want to watch this Bolton game desu

I litteraly made one thread, and I made about 2 last season when I couldn't get it on Iplayer, pull your head out your arse you fucking bellend.

Good to be back lads. Enjoy the season

Good luck on the season fellas. May your respective clubs triumph. Unless you support Southampton.

One last ride.

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no final score on the red button lads wtf

The end is nigh.

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Go on then fella

Lads i just want to see some propa lower league football

Weir the earl will they end up this season?
Probably lowe in the table.

You get suspended for beating disabled kids

who?

>no BBC Final Score/Football Focus
>don't have Sky

Teletext it is lads

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in all seriousness where the fuck do i look for streams now that the subreddits have been nuked

There's tons of splinter subreddits, just do a search for the club and sort by New.

I had to make a discord to even find this subreddit, but here reddit.com/r/soccercom/

why don't just link them so people need to keep trying different variations of "soccerstream, football stream, livefootball, live soccer"

We have just 4 senior players, our only good kids are injured or sold. The only kid I recognize is brockbank, and that's because he goes to my gym,just runs on the treadmill for half an hour, then leaves, no idea why.

just remembered I've got now tv and you can watch sky sports news on there
comfy as fuck

cheers lads

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>Leyton Orient's first game since Justin Edinburgh died
emotional

I have a feeling the 1st goal is coming, lads

23rd out of 23

despise all southern clubs

>swansea

>the state of the sheep shaggers

>Swansea concede the first 3pm goal of the season

Absolute fucking state

Michelle Owen looking cute

Wish I had a gf

>Danny batty

WE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

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Based Joey Barton

He will be coaching Man City soon

>found the preseason friendly i didn't think i'd get a link for
>arab commentary

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home teams btfo

>Janoi Donacien isn't a right back.

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no one cares about your shit friendlies fuck off we're watching proper football here

>stook
lmao

If its Reims vs Blades I'll still take it

Ooh, friendly!

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>blunts

This is propa football lad. Not any of that fancy shit you are used to.

Grab a pint and sit down with the lads if you want.

proper football starts in a week sweaties xoxo
palace-hertha sorry lad

cringe
focus on your local team

>drop down to third tier
>get third tier faye carruthers doing commentary
end me

my local team plays ice hockey

>The city of Sunderland

>Blunderland

>Blunderland

>Fulham about to get relegated from Championship as well

absolute state

>fallham

Sunderland 0-1 Oxford United

>Swansea City start life after Oli McBurnie, who joined Sheffield United this week, by handing Borja his first start for the club since January 2017.

>With Dan James also gone, Swansea need some attacking inspiration from somewhere - and Borja gets the chance to stake a claim.

>Signed for a whopping £15.5m in 2016, the striker scored just one goal in his first season at the Liberty and has spent the last two campaigns on loan in his native Spain.

WEW LAD

>FULHAM
>BLUNDERLAND
AYYYYYYYYYYY

Scott Parker is just a shit Frank Lampard

Forgot to do an acca lads

Lads, he's going to win the league

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>pooterborough

Where the frick have the streams gone from reddit?

would have lost anyway

My super6 collapsed inside the first three minutes of the season. Life is suffering.

remember when there were people saying that alfie mawson should get an england call up

>wrexham
>moneyball fc

The state of the home teams, lads

They can't cope with the pressure

No

Jack grealish should be in England's first 11 for euro 2020

WARNOCK AWAKENED

is based bootlegger at the game today

Cardiff getting it done

Lads.
Football is back.
It's back on.
Right now.
Isn't this brilliant?

This is why we never should have relied on leddit for anything

well i do, so there

>Stoke
>Fulham
>Swansea

Bloody happy about it

My missus said
>Why are you so happy? Are you cheating on me again, la?
I replied
>No, it's much better than that. Football is back

GET IN, LAD

We are on our way back

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long way to go yet
dare to dream

>we

>Bojan being linked with MLelS
Remember when he was going to be the next GOAT?

>Celtic dismantling village teams again
Utterly grim league

>sunlun
KWAB

i'm pretty happy about it yeah

>Reading

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DA OWLS

Ahh yes, before he left the Sunny SPL and got exposed by competitive football.

This is usually the case, though the EFL will try to get them to complete all their matches which they just about did last year

There was an unusual case in the Spanish league once where a team folded bang on in the middle of the season when they had played each team once but no team twice, in that case the Spanish football league allowed all the teams to keep the points they picked up against them

Harrogate Town 0-1 Solihull Moors

Things were not suppossed to be this way but worry not, i will steady the ship

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>brimingham ahead with 19% possession

Would really, REALLY, like Birmingham city to get relegated desu

GET IN ALBION ROVERS

pepguardiolasweating.jpg

football manager legend

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

MILWALL

Next season we will be singing NO ONE LIKES US in the Premier League

Wolves are already in the premier league la

FACK EM ALL
FACK EM ALL
YOONITED WEST AAM LIVERPOOL

mind boggling how so many away teams are winning

>you now remember notts county

super 6 predictions:
Fulham 2-1 Barnsley
Reading 1-1 Sheff Wed
Swansea 2-0 Hull
Brentford 2-1 Birmingham
Stoke 1-0 QPR
Cardiff 3-1 Wigan

JUST

never heard of them

the conference is the biggest culture shock of all for EFL clubs

Bianca Westwood looking PENG

I remember that brief takeover they had where they had unlimited funds on Football Manager.

>Munto Finance
>Sven
>Sol Campbell playing 1 game and fucking off

I thought portuguese posters were telling us this guy was a fraud

Lads, i'm hearing that England's Brave Lion Butland really fucked up in QPR's goal

wtf mine are the exact same as yours apart from I put cardiff to win 2-1 not 3.
>2 points
JUST

Kasper Schmeichel in goal too.

>only one goalless game in the championship
>not even half time
that's my league

Cahm on you fackin Addicks

I thought he was bad, lad, but he was able to keep Reading up so there must be even worse coaches around

Based Brummies

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kek birmingham city are such a shithouse side

streamja.com/7gmp
>cack buttland

Are you ready for another Finnish Championship golden boot winner?

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That orgasmic
>YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
Chills down my spine

Imagine Brentford's current stadium in the premier league

I heard they're moving after this season but I can't imagine their stadium would be much bigger

abandon this
Charlton scored

>Le English Sweeper

>17250 capacity
What's the point?

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all championship games 1-0 so far

It's an entire housing development as well, feels like football is the smallest motivation for the project

Bigger than Bournemouth's to be fair

>Fosu scored on his debut
>but 3/1 shots/target
>Woodburn is gash
>playing Mackie instead of Sykes

So is most of the championship

Obviously all rigged

that looks rubbish

thanks geoff

>still 0-0
We're gonna make it lads

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>Woodburn is gash
blades fans could have told you that

Doesn't the prem have a minimum stadium capacity rule? I thought they were supposed to be expanding it

>14 tabs
state

Come on Sunderland score sum fookin goals ya daft cunts

Le Highly Rated British Striker La.

>Not wanting to live in a flat at your club's stadium

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The owner not wanting to be named/owned so signing all documents as lord Voldemort.

Notts are a banter club.

Lad, give me your phone number so we can discuss the lower leagues on what's app and trade dick pics

UP THE SKINT WHITES

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holy fucking PENG

No booli. Double the shots, massive possession advantage. If you don't win this, it'll be lel.

About to head off to the City Ground lads. Look for me on the telly xx

Remember the butthurt from Liverpool fans outraged that we weren't giving him an automatic starting place despite Mark Duffy quite evidently outperforming him.

i'll look for the fat cunt in a fedora then

Have a good game, lad. Although dont expect too much from the shitty players you got from us. You are not Wolves

Based Cove Rangers

João Carvalho and Tiago Silva are actually really good.

Gil Dias and goncalves were fucking shit though. We're currently averaging one good Portuguese player a season.

Scottish football should be banned from sky sports news

Hate both you and the baggies mate, hope for a painfully shit draw for both of you.

You mean biopussy?

They are decent but none of them will ever be able to carry a team to the Premier League like Neves kinda did and neither of them will ever be half as good as Helder Costa or Cavaleiro (who i dont rate),

Good luck to you anyway lad

blackpool is back

>every team i picked is losing

well fuck lads. need some halftime adjustments

Popping to the shops, want anything lads?

>Brian Clough... *sips* now THAT'S a manager!

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pie and chips

8pack of twisted cheesestrings and a bottle of old speckled hen

couple bottles of Old Rosie ta

a lion bar pls lad

Strawberry softies please.

damnit city

ta mate get us 6 kronenbourg and one of those lucky 7 scratchies. take a tenner i owe you anyway

The boomer forest fans and zoomer forest fans are currently having a civil war over O'Neils sacking.

>hull

this is a proper Saturday afternoon lads fucking love it

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Borja Baston is back

>Windyass

rubber jonnies and lube please me old mucker

>'ull

Red Bull and a Calippo
Cheers pal

Looks comfy lad, where is it?

HE'S HIT THE BEANS

>This is a Summer day in England
LMAO

Sunderland 1-1 Oxford United

tbf why even apoint him? karanka was near the play-offs

>conceding to a gooch

>reminding me winter is just around the corner
Fuck

based

its clearly not from today, don't even think the scottish highlands looks like this in the summer

>20190402
It's either 4th Feb which it looks like by the trees or 2nd of april

based

hope mike deans ok xx

Was expected. Ruffels is a mong. Our defence is poor but we still need better FW's. Losing Whyte is gonna cost us.

Cope

>Stoke
jesus christ they're going down to league 1

>the fucking state of Stoke

>Butland is world class la

BULLEN OUT

Villa beating Leipzig 2-1 in a friendly if anyone cares

Sunderland 1 - 1 Oxford (51 mins)

Gooch (49' minutes pen)

Fosu-Henry (14' minutes)

Cam on Lincoln!

REEEEEE GIVE MADDIE BACK

HE'S HIT THE BEANS

two Hourihane free kicks too, Leipzig's opponents this season should take note of that

crosses an 'eaders

BULLEN IN!

Harrogate Town 1-1 Solihull Moors

OH SAMMY SAMMY

Who here /Wigan/?

Picking team sheets this season is going to be a nightmare

Get Pulis back in already

DESPERATELY need a goal in the Shrewsbury pompey game

forgot to say I used up all the bog roll wanking last night so if you're gonna need a shit later today you might want to restock

Harrogate Town 2-1 Solihull Moors

who anywhere wigan desu

You'll like the second one, then
streamja.com/vnPM

state of the relegated teams

cornetto

Time to dust off this old badboy

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aha Jacob's crackers

>colin wanker

F Bolton

don't remember them in the prem that year

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Full time: RB Leipzig 1-3 #avfc (Hourihane x2, McGinn). Villa win all five pre season friendlies.

It's like they are swingers and they nutted inside eachother's wife at the same time. Simply brilliant

Eze is quality tho. Propa player

It was the first year after they got relegated. The club were selling 2 year season tickets as 'premiership return tickets'

Doing a man City

we stayed up in div one on the last day of the season
grim times desu

QPR fan here. Cheers for posting those clips man.

Geoff is a machine

going to the kitchen to get a glass of orange squash
anyone want 'owt?

>colin

>COLIN WANKER

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I left a bottle of beer in the freezer about an hour go

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check the fridge for sausage rolls please lad

should probably do the dishes while you're there love

Come on mate be careful what you wish for

begone satan

Harrogate Town 2-2 Solihull Moors

>st. johnstone
jesus christ

>this time last season Bolton beat west brom

cornetto

JUST GIVE US SOM MONEY U RICH ARAB RUSSIAN FAGS WHY ARE YOU GIVING GRAZZLIONS TO AGENTS WHO GIVE NOTHING TO THE GAME OTHER THAN INFLATE WAGES AND TRANSFERS SO MBUNGUS 7TH COUSIN CAN BUY A 4TH MANSION, WHILE BOLTON, A FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOUNDER, IS FUCKING DYING!!! FUCKFUCKFUCK.

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need 3 goals for 666 pound

This time next year
>what are a bolton?

bolton should be ok now their takeover has gone through

looks like bury are fucked though

allo i am sharia makluf al-harabi pls go buy mgumbe's

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What a great pundit Gary Rowett is going to be on Sky Sports this season

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>Cardiff defending

>conceding 2 goals in 2 minutes
>players dying all over the place
well this game has turned to shit
fuck's sake city

Being ok is almost certainly being in league 2 next year, even though we had the resources to push for the play offs in the championship before we were financial fucked

Stoke pinch another clubs manager twice and it goes awful for them both times
KEK

All these red cards

4 red cards in a row on sky sports news

oh yeah, by ok i just meant not on the brink of going out of business, it's still a really bad situation

are there more players ready to sign now that the takeover's been finalised?

I know nobody cares, but fuck me, the absolute STATE of Scottish “football”

doesn't look like it's going to be burton's day lads

I don't know how anyone could watch Premier League matches when the lower leagues have soul

>getting a red card on the first match day of the season

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Joey Barton will be managing in the prem next year

yanks destroy everything they touch don't watch our lower league football

>Celtic 7-0 St. Johnstone
>Scottish """"""""""football"""""""""""

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I'm hoping we'll sign a dozen players over the next few days. Seems like we have been ready for the takeover for months, had many players training with us ready to sign, just waiting for the cunt administrators.

Another Birmingham masterclass, take a bow lads

Forest v West Brom match thread:

>Fulham
>Cardiff

>Wycombe dominated by the boltonion 't'ika 't'aka
Lucky to be in the lead

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scenes when Cardiff Fulham and Huddersfield get relegated

>19-3

Nah

Paul Smyth is fucking quality mind.

>Cardiff
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

When you do Super6 do you analyse the form book or just pick a score at random?

based wedneschads

Sorry but you clearly have a low footballing IQ

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Pay Nantes to lift the curse of Sala

>ITS ARE YEAR LA
>JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR

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nice

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their 1 billion fans worldwide will be pleased

Exactly, only reason the soul is still there is because JFs haven't got their filthy hands on it.

better start booking hotels in Madrid and Barcelona for Spring 2022

In my super6 mini-league with 10 others the highest score was 5. LMAO

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always wanted a good city break desu
all seriousness though really pleased considering the odd pre-season we've had with snake Bruce
mithering fannies BTFO, should just get behind the team

2pts here
great start

>all seriousness though really pleased considering the odd pre-season we've had with snake Bruce

kek it's one game and you beat reading who were relegation threatened last season. I thought wednesday was a massive club or something because of pre-ww2 titles?

we know it won't last just going to enjoy it whilst we can lad
so stop your seething

yeah but screenshotting is cringey and small club.

Forest v WBA if you want to watch that.

if you can't live in the moment and enjoy things as they happen, what's the point

What are you eaeting

Looks like an empanada and fries with guacamole.

when cov win, i say "yes"

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