/heem/: Colby "Chaos" Covington Edition

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
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Far left

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Why did Cyborg adopt if she’s a “””woman””” of childbearing age with a longtime boyfriend?

Tend to agree but would have to smell their morning buttholes before making final call

you've just described a typical adopting household. she or her husband are infertile.

*aheem*
TING TING TING
Ladies and gentlemen, faggots, trannies, ngubus, we are gathered here today to celebrate and retire the career of one Robert Lawler. Incredible striker, body of a Greek god, a throwback in terms of sportsmanship. Congratulations Robbie, it's been quite a ride.
And now a big up for Colby Covington for doing the honors and showing him the door!

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He can't even get some A list pornstars, lmao broke bum

Id fuck Cyborg is she had a dick.

Colby 100-0 Khabozo. "In the closet" gay man >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "repressed homosexual" man.

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High rates of testosterone may cause a negative effect on the female reproductive system and fertility

You're not allowed to fight with a bun in the oven

Why is “””she””” incapable of giving birth?

they pay him

>Colby is so based for supporting the president. How many ufc fighters have ever supported their president

>Implying d-list whores have money

kek

He was so good they gave him the money back

So we are not getting cyborg vs Nunes 2 anymore?

That means cyborgs career is pretty much over now isn't it? They're really no one left to right except Nunes.

she shoulda bent the fucking knee. now she gets to be a goof somewhere else

She can go to PFL

Personally I think her brand is more suited to sheeming noname cans in the regionals.

The person she adopted was her niece whose parents apparently skipped out on her.

Cyborg the piece of shit

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Khabib will retire undefeated.

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Cringeby "Cringeoas" Cringeington

Reality is nobody is being paid. Porn stars also have personal lives and don't just have sex for money but sometimes just for fun. He knows lots of people in the miami porn scene and parties with these girls because he's a fun guy and girls like him as you can see in tails of the grind.

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Literally impossible since he’s currently not undefeated

Whores pay Bilzerian to be on his IG

All muslims should just be bombed. These people are insane. Trump said he could whipe them all out but won't. Fucking pussy muzzyhugger

they look unhappy...almost as if they don't want to be there and are only present because they're being paid

what else did you learn from jre?

train that cute Canadian in boxing for a year and she'd defeat Cyborg

They're probably just tired from getting marathon fucked by a stud like Colby

Marijuana makes you dumb.

they were anxiously waiting to go to bed

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You know Colby is a boring pillow fisted fighter when all his fans post him with porn stars instead of his highlights. Does Colby even have any highlights in the octagon?

If it wasn't for Jews they would just be killing eachother desu.

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Rogan is a chode

> c-colby can't strike
youtube.com/watch?v=wU_v8Ux7oek

>t. A Cuck for Colby

the cope lol

knowing people in "the porn scene"
that's gonna be a yikes! from me

A very rich chode.

>Video literally opens with him saying "I s-should've knocked him out"
Hahaha wow beast of a striker

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>12 to 6 elbows banned because karate
>Joey Diaz is funny
>Ronda beats up grown men

THEY LOVE HIM IN CLOVIS, CALIFORNIA

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How come Colby looks like a manlet standing next to a manlet like DC? Is he lying about his height too?

I just got an email from moot and he said that all colbyposting has been suspended and will result in a ban.

clean knockouts are hard unless you are roiding

>I TELL YA JOE ROGANS, I ROBBED THAT OLD LADY AT KNIFE POINT BECAUSE I WANTED SMACK!!! STRAIGHT SLAPPED ETHEL'S WRINKLY FUCK FACE AND TOOK HER PURSE!! I BEAT UP MY ROOMMATE AND STOLE HIS STASH BUY MY SPECIAL!!!

lol who is moot he can't make me stop talking about based Colby

@94578436
are you sure he meant *that* kind of colbey?

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You know given how Dana will try his best to fuck over anyone he doesn't like, how come Woodley is still in the ufc?

Given that he lost his belt in a one sided fashion, he's gonna find himself in a bad position.

you are banned.

Took Masvidal 5 seconds lol

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nobody liked cyborg though

Tfw never lost a story and champion of my own world. #CHAMPSHITONLY

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The dude on the left is supposedly 5'11 and the dude on the right is 5'10

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mmastreams got banned?

ATT Coconut Creek is the #MAGA gym

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Yeah, lately retarded MMA media have been blatantly stating that they stream the fights illegally.

Based Schaub got it banned to work the dumb geeks into a shoot

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>what are shoes

>he doesn't fuck them!!!

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>Implying DC is wearing 3 inch heels
It's ok if Colby is a manlet. He's over achieving for a manlet by actually getting with women.

Midge

I don't think anyone liked Woodley either.

Even all his fans on /heem/ are just ironically liking him to shitpost and trigger goofs

arlovski just joined ATT coconut creek for his last fight

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What's not to like about woodley?

This is such a sloppy sentence. I have no idea what you're trying to convey.

t-wood is a big fan of colby covington which is a plus

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looks like it's still up to me

saidit.net/s/mmastreams

He's a nigger

That's because I assumed you're privy to information and context not included in the post. It has nothing to do with bad sentence construction.

"The UFC is racist"

Cool without it I wouldn't know to go to the same sites that always stream mma fights when there's a mma event

Yeah, racism ended in the 60s.

Why did Colby get a nose job instead of fighting Woodley?

don't be obtuse

didn't that guy who sent those pipe bombs to CNN have an ATT membership?

fuck off back to /pol/ kid

he was radicalized by masvidal

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i'm not into fighter gossip and shit but he seems pretty based

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Did you guys see the interview with Sanko from a few hours ago where Dana totally trashed Cyborg?

youtube.com/watch?v=wSuS9fpc83Y

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you sort of know

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how many pairs of sneakers does he have

What's the best number

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FUCK ROBBIE LAWLER AND FUCK WOMEN SPORTS

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>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Max Hollogay aka Min
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda “Lionpiss” Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr. Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile

>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>CTGayllacher
>Shitriram

>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland

>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>India Pooper Plight League
>Cumbate Americunts
>Burger King Flight Coop

>MMgay

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Jessica Die

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kek

Colby isn't wearing any shoes. DC is wearing formal shoes. That's almost an inch. Colby is slouching and DC is closer to the camera.

t.nigger

Need a tissue, leaf?

I want to believe

>autism

context?

kek

maga and in bed with two mexicans lol

securing the civnat vote

They both suck dick. Colbys a cop caller and woodleys a race card player. If you like colby just cause he " triggers reddit " your a faggot edgelord

Going to rehab next week for a month lads, heem you later.

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> a cop caller
so you're a criminal

are you the webm aussie? if not just don't reply I don't care

Heem that addiction champ

So I spent the entire evening yesterday with Claudia in Athens,Greece.We talked about a lot of things.About ufc standings,she told me that are fake on purpose to serve the betting system,we talked about how hard is the weight cut.She told me that her hardest weight cut was prior to Joanna II I asked her to replay the scene between her and Joanna at the TUF.I accepted to play Joannaat this part and then with a sexy voice while our heads were stuck together for a few seconds she called me puta.I almost kissed her but I managed to control myself at the end.Her eyes are so fuckin deep like she invented my soul
I also asked her if she had watched Satantangu a 7 hours long hungarian movie she told me not but promised to do so she was impressed about how intellectual I was I friendly kissed her for goodbye and called her mma kino goddess.She smiled to me for the last time and left
(pic related: She sent me a photo from Mykonos,an island where all the Greek gays live)

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Who's going to the Anaheim card?

What goes on in Clovis, California?

racemixing is super prevalent in mma for some reason

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Colby calls the cops on anybody that makes him shit his pants and cry. What does that have to do with me being a criminal?

he'd called the cops on a criminal who engaged in criminal activity.

He would call the cops on anyone at any time for any reason, including but not limited to criminal activity.

> it was real in my mind

hater you are hater

Fuck cops and anyone that calls them

LIBS ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
Candace bless

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Rehab for what? Shitposting online?

>NPC

Sometimes when I'm bored online, I pretend to be retarded and get all those delicious (you)s.

inventing Catposting, probably

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NO MORE

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Does anybody remember the original Cat mommyposting

Legitimately one of the most autistic and hilarious things I've ever seen on heem

Champ shit only bro, heem the addiction with a cheeky elbow.

Where do I find streams? I'm a torrent casual.

kill yourself

Thanks bro, appreciate it, champs shit only bro.

>main card begins 8pm bongtime

God bless New Jersey

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Remember when everyone said RDA was going to walk through Colby and demolish him?
Remember when everyone said the same thing about Lawler?

Really? Fucking based.

>UFC Fight Night
>doesn't actually take place at night

>t. Neil deGrasse Tyson

kill yourself

nobody is talking about mickey gall fighting

Because he's a can

since when has that stopped you before

Reddit alien

cm punk deserves a rematch

Wanted to bet against him, but discovered he's already the underdog, so there's no point.

she adopted her niece dumbfuck

I have told these idiots that a hundred times but they never read my posts.

Maia sends Asscream all the way down the drainpipes

Prime Magumbo flushes Chuck Liddel

triggered

based

who are some fighters you'd like to see on h3?

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youtube.com/watch?v=3-nPM1p1dU8

*drinks water*
I'm preparing it for you right now bro

Based

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Why aren't there more fighters from Italy?

She asked Dana White to apologize for the Wanderlei Silva comments
Now is her that apologizes to Dana White for somethin that we all know it doesn't need an apologize

You know what Cyborg? Go fuck yourself roids fuckin dork and go fight to Bellator or where the fuck you want to cuz it doesn't matter anymore.You are a retard

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*solves mma*

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>wmma
It's not a real sport
>But cy-
Nope
>But nu-
Nope
>But this hot slut
She's ugly

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want to grapple? here's a heel heem
want to strike? here's some spinning shit, good luck winning the story of this fight
It's toughhhh b

oh no no no no no

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fuck bitch actually got a nice bunda now

first on his right imo but still would

How could anyone bring themselves to care about Holloway vs Volkanovski when Ryan Hall already won the stories against both of them?

Friendly reminder that EVERYONE itt could heem me.
;_;

Guy with the glasses was wrecking up a car and the guy chasing him interfered

Just put a cheeky tenner on Lawler. Colby finna get stiffy

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I could.... but I won't

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Dana ALWAYS win

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blocked kpop generals and my life got better desu

Pls take me under your wing, Mr. Thirdworlder
;_;

2016

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>>Joey Diaz is funny
Can anyone explain to me why he is funny? Because he says motherfucker?

of course he wins.Cyborg is the first fighter that apologizes to Dana about anything.What a fuckin retard

I'd heem you in sparring on accident (on purpose)

even yourself?

Why hasn't someone who is unheemable joined the UFC yet and they just let their opponent wear themselves out beating on them for 3 rounds then heem them after their gas tank is empty?

Georges "Flush" St Pierre

>apologizing to Dana, ever
And that's how you lose all the respect you ever had

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>gets submitted

Colby will make the ufc great again tonight

God I love Ryan Hall

>getting punched in the face for 3 rounds is a strat

It happened before
Knocked myself out when I had a bike accident
>implying I'd ever set foot in a ring LMAO
I'm not a BRUTE, fighting is for brainlets like Hemingway

What would be really cool?

youtube.com/watch?v=OVx1ot7NpqE

>Why hasn't someone who is unheemable joined the UFC yet

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I'd unironically heem you during light horseplay

guam flag btw

Damn, that was the purpose of this prison of yours all along?

people from guam sound more american than hawaiians

it's really weird

youtube.com/watch?v=0MCAgDqFuUw

>kpoop

based ALI ABDELAZIZ

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based

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=DbiFFmD5vdo&t=4m

Let's leave Brendan the review he deserves

whys a tomato trying to grow out of ll cool j's head?

>fights Nunes
>Round 1 starts: Nunes manages to throw her on the ground where she ko her with elbow/punches
>They interview her post-fight. "I started learning bjj,I will be better next time.Congrats to Amanda"
>Disappears.Rumors are she is now a waitress in Missouri

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Alright, well seriously who is your personal favorite female fighter?

Are we really expected to feel sorry for Cyborg? The absolute roid of a woman

this one

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that kid making those videos is less interesting than schaub and not funny at all he reminds me of the guy on here who reads youtube comments

>/box/ still think they can actually fight

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Alexa Grasso

man fuck Cyborg.It was never about Cyborg and personally let this bitch drown in her own roids.The whole thing was about Dana.If someone made him to apologize it would be better for the future of ufc cuz the management would be the one that had to make Dana apologizes which means a complete other direction of decisions

what a moron he literally called your bluff in like 10 hours

>gets compared to wanderlei silva by dana
>gets cut after he publicly destroys her in an interview on ufc's own youtube channel

...

>apologizes

what the hell lol

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>always stand up for what is right
lol

She was a woman after all, what a pussy.

Instead of looking at heather hardy and her Bellator career she wants to fight for the ufc and all because of the money.Nobody would pay this bitch in boxing the money that ufc would pay her

Fuck Cyborg

>be attacked by a heavyweight hue that literally did the same shit with Tony Fergusson
>be attacked by the scummiest motherfucker Ali while he's with Kamaru and his other clients
yeah bro Colby should've banged with them right there in the casino

Hey photogrissers

Ya blockbuster

this is a very low quality screencap

Schaub: Colby Covington's striking is good, not great, not terrible.

s-sorry Mr. Dana, don't cut me pls :(

Colby was always right, these people are just coping with their inferiority complex

Wake up, Amanda.

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ayo photogrissers
y'ballbuster

I would be surprised if he could hang with Robbie on the feet

>tfw named Colby irl
>fighter finally has my name
>his schtick is being the biggest douche in history

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>his schtick is not being a pussy phagget and banging bitches

>letting your production team get you cut from the UFC

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God I wanna cum on her tummy so bad

You should thank him and start acting like him, like a man.

Same here. Not trashing Colby but his second last fight he was getting lit up by fucking Maia

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Hey now, people should stop using Maia as an example for shit striking because he's actually gotten good and can hang in there. He also has good power. Too bad it all came too late.

HEEEM IM COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

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only 4 hours boys
Mickey Gall vs. Salim Touahri
Antonina Shevchenko vs. Lucie Pudilová
Jordan Espinosa vs. Matt Schnell
Lauren Murphy vs. Mara Romero Borella
Cláudio Silva vs. Cole Williams
Miranda Granger vs. Hannah Goldy

>tell someone at work I like MMA
>OMG I listen to a podcast with BRANDON SCHAUB have you heard of him?!?! He's SO funny!

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women's mma every other fight

Are there cheaper sluts than the ones Colby is hiring? They don't even try to act the part.

Magana called Cyborg a roids user face to face inside the bus and get punched.Magana is a straw and Cyborg fights for the featherweight.Every other fighter and mma fans went on with Cyborg called Magana names,declared a social media war,insulted Magana 24/7.Actually Magana didnt say something new.They found Cyborg 2 times as a roids user

Dana White expressed his feelings about Cyborg too called her Wanderlei Silva.A guy in Rohan's podcast told that if Cyborg cut her dick she could fight for the bantamweight due to the extra weight loss

Cyborg confronts Dana White face to face.She doesn't talk about the Wanderlei Silva comments just called him a liar about Nunes rematch wearing a shirt Nunes-Cyborg 2020 which there isnt any video that ufc asked her not to wear again(Claimed they asked her to)

Then Cyborg apologizes to Dana White for something i still can't understand if it needs an apology comparing to the Wanderlei Silva comments

What I really think?

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MAGANA.YOU HAVE THE BALLS THAT CYBORG COULDN'T HAVE NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.DEPORT THIS BITCH CYBORG AND CALL MAGANA BACK

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Nah he's good and I admire his kicks a lot actually, but the fact he's primarily a grappler and old makes me question Colby. We just seen Askren get ko'd for being too predictable.

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>mfw i dont know any mma fighters with my name
>its a common popular name

Q: As you know, we love our hockey here. And it remains the only other pro sport that allows fighting. Curious as to your thoughts on fighting in hockey?

A: I'm not a big hockey fan. But I respect how talented you have to be to play hockey. Soccer? That's a whole other ball. Can't stand soccer. It's the least-talented sport on Earth. There's a reason three-year-olds can play soccer. When you're playing a game when the net is that big and the score is 3-1 (and that's a blowout) are you kidding me? You know how untalented you have to be to score three times when the net is that big? Now back to hockey. You have guys on skates with crooked sticks and you have to hit a puck into a net that's the same size as the goalie. And at any time someone could take your head right off your shoulders and it's perfectly legal. That's a real sport that takes real talent, speed and all the things you need to be a real athlete. Now fighting is a part of hockey and has been since Day 1. It's part of the game. It is what it is. I think we live in a world now where everything has been so pussy-fied. When I grew up we didn't wear helmets when we rode our bikes. We didn't have car seats. We didn't have all this stuff. Now things are safer and we should be safer but let's not go overboard. Fighting's a part of hockey. Period.

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Wtf is this cursed?

Except Maia is actually smart enough to use the predictable meme and get some good hit out of it
>not being called Mirko
Your parent hated you

Actually 5 pm

recheck bulgaria's bathroom

He has genuinely funny moments on some podcasts, but is always an abrasive kind of stupid and repetitive character. His standup however is atrocious, like a dumb heroin addict read a “how to grind standup like it’s .02/.05 NL” book and did just enough to get high for 20 years, truly a shitshow.

Based Maia

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hope you eruoanons have a good comfy heem day at a good comfy time, i just made me some joe and im about to play vidya until the prelims start

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Maia, in his own world, is the champ.

Are there any good fighters who DONT have an issue with Dana?

Even Connor has trouble with him and he's supposed to be dana's cash cow

Does being a promoter mean you have no friends?

>4 hours of video games then 4 hours of women's mma
don't forget to get up and walk around a bit

let them hate me, as long as they fear me
-dana white

Which is the greater achievement: winning the story or being a champion in your own world?

more fighters should go against dana. his time is done. imagine seeing most of the money go to these performance institutes where most fighters already have their own gym. dana just wants to push those gyms out so he can get people using his building under his name

being the champion in your own world is crucial winning the narrative is icing on the cake

In many worlds he is, you should look into how his last shot was forced to him in a short camp while the """champ""" has been prepared for half a year because the boss hates wrestlers and especially brazilians. Look into it.

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Based.

Winning the story surpasses everything.

Sad to say most fighters are grugs

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>doesn't intensively stare at Sanko's feet like he did with Megan
That's how you lose all the respect you ever had for a man

based dana

for me it's her

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whos the jannetty?

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Not really a foot guy but those are gorgeous.

>Dana White is just a puppet
>the board makes all the calls
>he's only a public figure
>he owns only 10% of the company
>Ari Emanuel
>>''White releases Cyborg''
>N-no guys, he definitely didn't do it without the approval of the chairman
>Mfw

Haters absolutely seething because the boss man does whatever the fuck he wants.

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magafag after robert trashes him

>tfw no bjj gf

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Me? I'd go back in time to a Pride event.

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As far as I'm concerned, everybody ITT is on my "To heem" list.

is dana the only draw? is that why he's the president and PR guy instead of hiring someone to handle all this crap

Thawts on toilet queen?

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So based the main card starts at 8pm

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when does bieber fight

>Maia
>wrestler
You're dumber than the mongoloid on your pic.

Still my girl.

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Megan Anderson

based

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Schaub weighs in

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remember this after the fight
Volume

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you would think after that cawlmedy special he'd be a little more humble but nope. he double downed on it and made excuses. dude even misspelled calans name in the special thanks

has anyone else noticed that lately Schaub has kinda been saying things a little closer to what the fans think

whereas two years ago he would never say anything negative about the poofc

>273 pounds
come back and fight then fatass

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Is Schlop still seething about Dana cucking him?

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>enters your guard

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is tyron still seething at colbs

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Schaub:
>Why is everyone so negative man? Stop being haters

Also Schaub:
>Man this UFC event is teeeeerrible. Has anyone noticed how teeerrible UFC is lately?

Yeah man you make mistake when you get too passionate, no need to be rude about it.
Tyrone has a new ennemy
>implying I am not rooting for Colby

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>she will never submit me with her bunda
why live

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>left is Colby's mom

how do you feel?

I saw a news story about Greg Hardy being approached by a few women fighters, including Ostovich, just to let him know that they were okay with him being in the UFC. Man, that is one hell of a way to meet women, by beating up your girlfriend.

I seriously doubt that that doesn't happen all the time.

fpbp

why Colby trigger people so much here?

quite literally because dana didn't give him a job at ufc.

He's a confident white man.

I seriously don't doubt that doesn't happen all the time

why monkey repeat question in bad english?

>lech free
polish analog of Hans free

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They all look so uncomfortable to be there.

You think it probably happens a lot?

You don't think it happens a lot?

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oh look its chile the most cucked country in South America, hows your Haitian cousins doing bro?

kek this will come in handy

Do I think that ufc female fighters go up to male fighters telling them that they are okay with them being in the ufc despite them having a domestic abuse charge or w.e? I bet it's happened three times max if that.

You now remember Cody "No Chin" Garbrandt

youtu.be/Twr49KCrrEI

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the face pf the girl in red is priceless.
Now get back in /cric/ lachlan

I totally forgot it was fight day.

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I wonder how much the one on the far right costs per night.

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Friendly reminder that the main card starts at 3pm Eastern Time :)

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I'm just saying. It's a hell of a way to meet women. Do you think they'd have gone up to him if he hadn't beat his girl up and got all that bad press? Maybe not. But now they're chums. I'm just saying. If you want to meet some chicks, beat up your chick. That's what I'm saying.

i honestly really don't doubt that it's not happened

Who is the guy that keeps bringing up that Cody's wife stopped having sex with him after he lost to TJ? I'M SICK OF IT!

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You narco pieces of shit are literally next door to Haiti, dafuq are you on about Miguel.
#buildthewall

Well, if that's all your saying, and by the looks of what you're saying, that is infact what you're saying, then what I'm saying is what your saying is pretty clever desu.

>posting nigger garbage

Actually on Dana's side here. Scary.

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why is he so based

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Reminder that Tony mogged a middleweight who has fought at lhw

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If a woman has her shoes on in the bedroom, she is neither comfortable or there to have fun, she's working.

and colby is tucked in like a little boy lmao

FrontRowBrian said Cyborg might’ve gotten a threat of legal action against her for the video she recorded of Dana which is why she cucked out and apologized

He looks like a burn victim.

nope.

LEAVE DOLBY ALONE

Rogan looks jacked here. He does more than just bjj right

Derek Brunson without power.

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Fighters who don't look like fighters are my favourite fighters, Hall & Askren both winning belts on the same card would be a dream.

*blocks your path*

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*blocks your path*

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he couldn't wait to drop cyborg just needed a reason to

Good post

Do fighters who cut to under 170 pounds matter to you?

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The only weight classes that matter are 155 and 170, with slight preference to 155

>colby covington walks around at no more than 183 pounds
>10 pounds lighter than khabib

*sucks ur dick*

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khabib walks at around 185

Those are more akin to lingerie than shoes.

bro those calf kicks hurt [repeat 100x during the fight]

155 + 37

Khabib walks around at 300lbs cazzie

HIS LEG IS COMPROMISED IT IS DONE

*moves perfectly fine for 15 minutes*

> benson henderson invented them!
he didn't really, but whatever

Khabib walks around at 690 lbs #ebnin

false

id heem everybody itt

I would straight up kill you. Not through fighting. I would just cut your neck open with a knife.

i have CTE

id kiss everybody itt

*GADOOSH*

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askren literally tried this

I offer you this, Ben was doing everything right until that knee landed.

He made weight
He walked to the octagon
He had the right shorts on and had s mouthpiece
Bruce Buffer pronounced his name correctly

now they call Stipe Miosic,Stiopick cuz he picks fights? lol

he also peed

Stipe Memeocic

hottest day today 40C.Lets take a deep breath

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sam alvey deserves to die broke
idiot fighting for scraps

Joining us in the studio is Elias Theodorou, thanks for dropping by.

Now, Elias you were let go by the UFC recently, what have you been up to since then?

Askren signed for the ufc cuz he thought everyone would fight him on the ground.The absolute retardman

flat ass desu

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Chael Sonnen
@ChaelSonnen
·
20h
Send your video questions to [email protected]. I’ll play and answer the best ones on my YouTube channel. You must send a video!
What would you like to ask Chael?

I'm a hairdresser now.Honestly I found my piece.All these years in ufc I was stressed out to be the boring fighter but right now nobody tells me to be the boring hairdresser cuz they don't need to.I'm quite boring either way

from spanking

just looked it up it's about the same here, gonna go edge the grass and when i come back finish taking the picks for this shit card

cuckington getting wrekt
and yes reddit you will be BTFO

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Tony didn't call the cops

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who is the one in red?

Based schizo

Imagine the braps

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… If Ben had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with Him in all His glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?
… And yeah, yeah, Ben is great
Yeah, yeah, Ben is good
And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
… What if Askren was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?
… If Ben had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see if, seeing meant
That you would have to believe in things like heaven
And in Jesus and the saints, and all the prophets?
… And yeah, yeah, Ben is great
Yeah, yeah, Ben is good
And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
… What if Askren was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?
… Just tryin'…

Big fan of PVZs bunda here. Like to imagine the smell.

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it's very nice

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jessa is better and atleast true in her whore ways

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based Schaubster saying it how it is

need food advice, ive been eating nonstop lean chicken and basic veggies for the past 2 weeks, what do i get today before the event?

None of them you weirdo

>pre titjob PVZ
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

funny thing is all these girls done interracial and 3/4 have been literally on BLACKED
>> MUH BASED COLBYY GRUMM
bragging about BLACKED roasties kek

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Based

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Depends what you enjoy. I'd have soup or a steak because like you I eat healthy all week and want something different to enhance the mediocre card coming our way.

My beat advice? Don't listen to any American poster. They'll call you a fag for eating vegetables and tell you to man up and eat junk.

B-b-but Colby Cuckvington is alpha bro because he likes women like me. He's also pillow fisted like me.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

christian>mirko

Perfect analogy

Gonna have a look around the store and see if i can find something enticing, thanks

you love eating out BLACKED pussy dont ya

walkout songs
youtu.be/o1tj2zJ2Wvg

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That does look nothing like him
Lmao

someone post link pls

So tired of her stupid fucking face.

>666 trips
>Blacked cuck
Hmm

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shut the fuck up Asturbator24

Anons always deliver

Current champions of the story:
Flyweight: Cejudo
Bantamweight: Yan
Featherweight: Hall, interim Zabit
Lightweight: Tony
Welterweight: Lawler
Middlweight: Adesanya
Light Heavyweight: Santos, interim Walker
Heavyweight: Stipe

too many eurofags here
pls leave me and my burger friends alone

MAGA = BLACKED lovers

yes.

Based choice. Here's mine
youtu.be/uqcTVVUFnKQ

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why zabit?

>Welterweight: Lawler

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discord fag euros gtfo

>407 posts
>101 posters

seething Soiby cuck

Based

This thread has nothing to do with MMA, it's a hangout place for headcases. At this point you just have to accept it.

go suck some arab turd

UFC Newark 2019 begins in approximately 1 hour.

BLACKED
AMERICA LOVES BLACKED

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Zabit has won the story against Yair and Ortega without even actually fighting them. Pretty based desu

see you on Yea Forums Brock

Why did you write this

paige is trash

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>Lawler over Masvidal
nah

you do know she's been Puerto Rican'd by multiple men at once when she was 14, right?

Blessed digits
It's 11 am here, no all-nighter today

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Last chance to convert and show your love and support to Robbased before you are forever locked in the wrong side of history

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BRAP

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there are literally ZERO euro peon champs right now and yet euro peons think they can talk fighting? Go back to dying of aids

going to lidl
anything you want?

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Daily reminder:
Colby is in the middle of a face turn. His military stuff, if you've been paying attention, makes him a good guy now. And once he is champ proper, he will be arrogant and hateable again, but will then do another face turn, but more pronounced this time, and be all military-patriotic. And he'll be a face.

Khabib
inshallah

Watching the main event only. If there are any heems before then I'll go back and watch.

Watched almost every card for the past 16 years, now that they're pumping out awful cards I'll only watch the best fights.

Didn't mind nights of staying up until 1am or 6am in Europe when the cards were great.

Robbie will heem Cuckvington

Today is the day I win the picks

Clay guida and Lawler = Reddit, Jim Miller and Colby = Chads

Still cant believe he lost to askren

I feel you bro
too much with too little quality these days

>Colby
>Chad
He's a manlet though

He beat another pusy euro peon and ducks Americans. Euro peon pusy.

can someone post a livestream link please

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go jerk off on blacked like your boy colby

It has his height tho

One of those pastries with feta cheese please

Herb Dean wasn't letting Benny get hurt that night

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The ESPN deal absolutely ruined ufc. They have to find all these literal who fighters to fill out their cards for the weekly event. Soon they'll be recruiting heem posters to step in the octagon and get heemed

>3 back to back WMMA fights

kill me bros

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heem is a confirmed drawl though so viewing figures would be off the charts

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This.

I'm close to doing the same. This stretch of dreadful cards has really tested my faith.

Luckily, like heem, there's an endless supply of euro peons that suck to fill in the gaps

>American card
>Starts at Lunchtime EST/9am California
>Main card at 3pm EST/Lunchtime California

wtf is going on?
why?

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>Magumba's hand

>BLACKED
cringe acting, druggy porn whores with dry pussies, created by a jew
>random amateurs on pornhub and xhamster
real women with creamy pussies, based and redpilled

When will the euro peons finally address my insults?

how did she get a new contract despite losing 3 in a row

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please root for Hannah Goldy in the opening bout

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1776 will commence again if you keep telling me who to root for

>Max dick

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You know how

because she's pretty

They can't. Never has there been a single notable europoor fighter while America is home to the GOATs of the sport

hopefully she gets knocked out again and can have ngannous baby

If you watch the vid closely the dude presses his face into her ass and cops a quick feel on ass towards end

What if the UFC just cut down the amount of fights per card?

she and khalil provide dana with private footage

1776 was a mistake.
We could have ruled the world together but you chose to be selfish.

Please call them euro peons, it mocks their history of monarchy and establishes American superiority

>Khalil and this broad break up
>Khalil has his best performance ever against Anders
Encourages you to ponder

Is this photo real?

They have a massive roster. Plus, you don't have to tune in to all the fights. You can just watch the main card.

If you have 12 fights in one night, you only have to hire the arena, and all the other shit you have to do, once.
If you have 6 fights over 2 nights, you have to hire all that shit twice. Twice as expensive.

What kind of a bullshit name is Colby is he from Florida or something?

Whoops, I mean: 12 fights over 2 nights, or two nights of 6 fights per night

>jon jones
American
>tony ferguson
American
>GSP
Canadian which is pretty much just a gayer America
>Anderson Silva
just recently became American

as for yurop, uhhhhh
>fedor
russian and therefore asian, didnt do shit outside of rigged pride fights anyways
>bisping
can who happened to run into a bigger can holding the belt
>mcgregor
can who lost to nate twice

It's a type of cheese you can feed your bitches when they get hungry

They're not running more events than in the past, their problems are related to matchmaking and letting too many good fighters walk

he's named after a cheese

Weirdo

*FS1 era that is

Colby is truly a cheese you feed your bitches when they get hungry. Hobbie Lawler is hungry. Tonight we feast.

>being named after a variety of Cheddar cheese

Kek'd

Thanks for this, I would of missed if not seeing that

Almost heem time lads

Why is there a card in normal times
This is too good to be true

alright i'm back someone else take the picks this card it too terrible 3 WMMA fights, 45 minutes of the prelims jesus christ

>early morning through afternoon fights
good this is very good

Fuck off Califag

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im excited to spend another event chatting with you guys you're my only firends

I invented Colby is a cheese

This fight time is comfy tbqh

whens the mainevent?

Jews did 911

Any struggling to open images on Yea Forums? None of them are loading.

Aussies get fights at this time for most cards. And during the night there there are ONE cards.

Must be nice to live in a place with sunshine and mid day heems.

I loaded your mum last night lad

i'm seeing them fine on mobile

Wrong, it began in the 60s

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Wake me up when Robbie vs. Lawler starts

NEW THREAD

Let Schaub make the new thread

>who is Darren Elkins
>who is Priscila Cachoeira

If he loses, these are the goofs.

Maia has elite mma wrestling retard

He never hit his girlfriend and she deserved it

He’s over 200 out of camp

Fat is good for you retard

Eating pussy is for fags

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fuck you, vintage Robbie shows up and heems this king of cringe