Imagine being the only country in the world to lose a world cup final to England

Imagine being the only country in the world to lose a world cup final to England.

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Imagine being American and caring about Womenball.
Must be a shitskin.

Imagine being a German on vpn.

>Englel: One world cup
>Based USA: Four world cups
How can they ever compete

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>It's coming home
>lost first match in the round of 16
what did they mean by this?

They wanted to boost morale. But the song was released in 1996 anyway, not 1998.

>beat England in 1776
>beat rest of Europe in both world wars

Love being Murican

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>knowing these songs

T. Scot in Australia

welp, you got me

cant hear you over >our 4 stars

Confirming the stereotype

t. american soccer fan

You were saying

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>mixing titles of different categories
by that logic you btfo also yourself cause that mean germany can say they got 6 stars

>the FRG KEK vs the GDR BVLL

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>Proceed to lose to gooks, literal rice farmers, and cave dwelling zealots

What is this hot new meme I'm unaware of?

When? Germany, created in the 90s, only got 3.

Except we never did. Fake news!

Ist dies /bundes/?

>W-we killed more!
None of the objectives of those three wars were achieved, that's a loss or a stalemate at best

Vietnam remains one of the most pro US countries, even with Trump.

Cool, Saigon still fell and thousands upon thousands of American men died while communism took over Vietnam and neighbouring countries in East Asia

Phyerric victory

Cool, that wasn't the objective

you forgot
>lose to England in 1815

>lose to Britain in uprising and piss your pants
>go crying to France and Spain to rescue you whilst you cower in the corner
>write your saviours out of history books and claim victory for yourselves
Pathetic

imagine being a stealing dumb uneducated fritz

nobody nobody thinks you were better in 54 not even you your players worked as poopscoopers for some nazi fritz

without the eagle it's now a different country right?

Why is there three blue stars and one gold star on top?

The GDR athletes were on the juice. Heidi Kruger was juiced so much that she became a man.

>His country only plays one globally relevant sport
Oh dear

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Still none of this

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cricket is irrelevant

Yikes

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When was the last time an English person won that one on the right?

When was the last time an English team won that one of the left? (hard mode: no Caribbeans, Irishmen, New Zealanders or Australians allowed)

When was the last time an English team won the one in the middle? What trophy even is that anyway?

>Seething scot
Oh dear

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The one in the middle is the Jules Rimet Trophy.

indian/paki sport

t. ngbubu

>What trophy even is that anyway?
fucking casual

Really? I thought England said they had all three of the biggest world cups, but I can’t seem to find a football word cup in OP’s image? Only that cheap looking “jules rimet” thing

>beat England in 1776
actually 1781

Being Scottish is worst thing ever

*gets shot by an obese nigger*
You’re not much better mate

>jfs still seething

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Imagine being the only country to lose 2 towers on the same day

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1-1
So we win on away goals?

We've been independent from the English for centuries. Meanwhile you lot voted against it.