Wrestlers you’d like to be frens with and why, I’ll start

Wrestlers you’d like to be frens with and why, I’ll start
>Kenny Omega
>We could hang out, play video games, read Hajime no Ippo and hit the gym like some bros
>Shared love of both Japanese women and boipussy
>He lives the ultimate bachelor lifestyle so no gf/wife getting in the way of our bro time
Who would your wrestlefren be asp?

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shut up

based

Roman Reings the Big Dog OOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!
We could both have faith and he could teach me how to beat leukemia

Based fren choice, get well soon user

Finn Balor because we are both autistic faggots and could have mutually penetrative gay sexual intercourse

Xavier Woods seems like a really cool dude.
We would play vidya, I'll be one of the white guy in the background of UUDD when he invites other wrestlers over and maybe he'll let me have a threesome with some chick he's dating.

The Undertaker. I would LOVE to ride motorcycles with him, and walk around next to him and watch everybody be intimidated by his size and badassery, while I have a huge smile on my face.

Lance Storm
We’re both on the spectrum and would talk about people we’ve never met.

Session Moth Martina. She seems fun. She reminds me of a lot of my best girl friends only with better taste in videogames.

Dino Bravo so I could get some cheap cigarettes

Gallows and Anderson and Rocky Romero. AJ could show up or not.

Baylee

I'd be friends with Kenny as well, but to get closer to Riho and impregnate her

Asuka. I'd play video games and eat food with her, plus she seems like she has shoot autism.

I'd be down to get high and chill with Raven. He seems like he would be grating to see every day but if you chill with him a couple times a month it would probably be cool

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Shayna Baszler no need to explain

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should have posted a pic when she plays video games on the couch

Stone Cold, so I could finally meet someone who can drink as much beer and whoop as much ass as me

Hi Steve.

based

It sounds like you would like his podcast. He just dicks around and talks about stuff which is rarely wrestling related.

I listen to it from time to time and its based. Seems like he would be cool to get blazed and dissect a movie with, talk shit about it the whole time and pause to extrapolate on plot holes and shit like that.

Now I want a Raven guest appearance on a RLM best of the worst episode

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Kek

Asuka seems cool. She wouldn't understand a word I'm saying, but still.

ZSJ seems like the type of guy I'd get along with, so he's cool.

Dimes

I want to get wrecked as fuck with Shlak!

ronda if she was single =( I would wanna fug her

>you will never run a train on sue lightning with Kenny while getting rimmed by joshis
Feels bad man.

>ZSJ seems like the type of guy I'd get along with, so he's cool
Sounds like you're a faggot, user.

Excluding the women? John Cena would be awesome to hang out with, have a couple beers and he answers any questions I have. Kinda like that scene with George Bush in Harold and Kumar 2.

With a woman? Lita is my favorite but she seems like a cunt IRL so I’d say.... Molly Holly. That new short hair has me diamonds, plus maybe she’d give me a MILFy hand job as long as I never tell anyone.

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>Shared Love of Japanese women & Boipussy
That makes three of us.

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Gallows and Anderson, get drunk and laugh at bullshit road stories.

> AJ Styles cuz we're both Christ Chads who like video games
> Randy Orton cuz we both like saying nigga
> Corey Graves cuz we both are from Pittsburgh, like metal, like Baron Corbin, call people cucks, and he's banging Carmella while I want to bang Carmella
> Baron Corbin cuz he seems like a cool dude
> Dana Brooke cuz she seems like a cool chick
> Also I'd like to be part of Dio, Mansoor, Dominik, and Shane's group.

This thread is sad as fuck

>This thread is sad as fuck

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OH HELL YEAH

Imagine you and Kenny DPing Suzi

i would be friends with Hana
it would be based and i would get her to let me suck on her fingers and lick her palms just for a joke haha

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Based.

user I.. *boom headshot*

based

Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle and Matt Riddle purely because I'm a mark for them

KWAB

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Abraham Lincoln so I could take the bullet and the lad can go complete his plan of shipping all the blacks to back to Africa

Absolutely basedola

LMFAOOO XDD SOO FUNNY OMG GREAT MEME HAHAHA FUNNY FACE MAN MAKE ME LAUGH XDD EPIC KEK!!!

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That Nigga Mikaze

probably kane, by all counts he seems like a cool ass dude

hajime no ippo is based desu senpai

Brock Lesnar seems like a cool autist that would beat the shit out of anyone talking shit about you. Is his daughter confirmed just as autistic?

Shingo Takagi so we can pick up where Hitler and Hirohito left off

Bo Dallas
>could get piss drunk at airports while discussing conspiracy theories
>based bro Bo would give me inspirational speeches when I'm feeling down
>get to meet bray and the rest of the legendary rotunda family
>listen to THESE BATTLESCARZ while reminiscing about B-Teams legendary tag title run
>could maybe convince Bo to either go back to NXT or leave WWE while he's still young since they are wasting him
I want to Bolieve

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Me and CM Punk would be best friends

itt: pathetic incel faggots

>self inserting headcanon this hard
kwab

>t.friendless virgins

Sasha Banks so I could rape her
That weird looking gangly MMA fighter chick from NXT so I could rape her and it'd be combative af

Would a Rich Evans 247 title run draw?

I wouldn't mind having Brock as a hunting and fishing buddy. Plus he's got machine gun money, I wouldn't be surprised if he had some NFA goodies at the farm that'd be fun to shoot.