ITT: we pretend to be r/soccer

Its r/soccer not r/pakipaddle

It doesnt matter

Dear Spurs fans
I actually don't know which was more miraculous - Liverpool scoring 4 goals against Barcelona at Anfield (and keeping a clean sheet) or Spurs scoring 3 in the second half at Ajax. I do know that like Liverpool, your boys worked incredibly hard, and its a tribute to your team that heads did not drop when you were 2-0 down - you did not give up. Lesser teams (Man United) wouldn't have done it.
The match on Saturday will be fascinating - both teams rested and the best players on both teams returning from injury to play in the final in Madrid. I'm truly glad that Harry Kane, Mo Salah and Roberto Firmino are back fit for this final because it means even more danger and even more action in both penalty boxes.
If this were the Premier League, I would go Liverpool all the way because there was a literal gulf between Liverpool and Man City and the rest of the league - you know it and I know it, the Premier League table does not lie.
But this is the final of the Champions League and all bets are off. Like Liverpool, Spurs wanted the win more than their opponents and worked their socks off to get to this match. I was incredibly pleased with the work ethic of the Spurs team - they believed they could do it.

Come on you spurs!!! Put on the pressure!!!

The reaction of Ajax fans in /r/AjaxAmsterdam was incredibly human and funny (one guy smashed his 50" TV in frustration and posted the result) but it was disbelief at how inevitable victory was snatched away as Ajax switched off in the second half.
I know that in the EPL switching off in the 89th minute can be fatal so I don't expect either team to relax until the referee has blown for full time. EPL teams know better than that.
I think it will be close with perhaps only one goal between the teams, but it will be exciting as all hell and I hope we can all enjoy the occasion
My heart says Liverpool. My head says don't discount the ability of Tottanham Hotspur to defy all of the odds and pinch it.
Most of all, I hope fans from both teams behave themselves whatever happens and everybody gets home safely with a story to tell.
Peace. Have a great time in Madrid you lucky sods.

ARRRRRRSENAL ARRRRRRRSENAL!!!

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NEYMAR BAD
PACEY AFRICAN MEME GOOD

*insert dead meme here*
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Seriously, as an Arsenal supporter, I can say that I don't understand any of the hate for Klopp

He's so wholesome and lovable. Compare that to somebody like Mourinho (HURR DURR LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I'M SPECIAL EVERYBODY ELSE IS A LOSER) who injected so much toxicity into the game, even if he was doing well. It's a really good advertisement for modern football as a whole, as if finally we are moving away from stupid tribalist mentality and it's becoming more about the beautiful game itself, which is much more welcoming. Don't get me wrong, I'll still get fired up during games (Typical Chelsea, always cheating!) haha, but that's in good spirit. Hmmmmm it's almost as if there's a balance between healthy competition and bullying/needless toxic masculine bullshit, hey?

Just my two cents.

I think what makes these posts so unbearably cringey is that these subs are infested with American plastics and not actual local players.

>it's "football" not "soccer"

>effort posts about a foreign team i have no connection to
thats what they do id presume

Well, it's an American website. But what makes it worse in my opinion is that they actively defend bandwagoning like it's the same thing as supporting a franchise in the US.
They just won't admit that they're all plastic fans and think it's normal.

can someone please fuck my wife and wife's daughter? , preferably an Afro-American person.

edit. thanks for the gold king stranger

I love Man U and Barcelona

pffff, pero raja de aca gorda puta
anda a comer pija negra, gordo quebrado

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10.5 k upvotes

this
the only thing keeping Yea Forums afloat these days is the occasional titty thread

>*Congratulating the other team for beating your team*

well done X
from a Y supporter

see how long you last trolling fans of a losing team on r/soccer before you get banned
free speech boys, you euros better look out. we're armed to the gills at least, you guys will be Sweden-tier fucked once the Marxists gain full control

t.porn addict

this place isn't really that different from r/soccer except that people get to use wojaks for everything.

Hazard is dummy thicc XDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Upboat to the left please.

Triggered.

>not appreciating milk trucks
the hamlet of this fucking zoomer

PSG IS EVIL!!!!!!!

>Qatar is a shithole!
t. Indian

Boo city, dirty oil money

>pretend to

We pretend we're r/mls

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His mom was being polite

A polite way of saying that mom wants grandkids.

sheesh! 6 times haha, I can't believe it!! :OOO
big dick origi I reckon :D, fuck r/soccer

EDIT: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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jesus , this is some sport movie from the 90's ending this guy is imagining

stop- being homophobic

>knowing any subreddit at all

So which is your favorite chant?

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>two songs in spanish

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>N...Y...C... ***Clap***

Title: "N'kumbu donates to his hometown village in Mali"

Comment: " He's such a great guy"
1435 Upvotes

that is based though, better than whores and coke

bla bla l suck cocks and write onions on reddit

...

This made me seethe

BRING MOU BACK

Hey I have a fun game we can play!

N

>Kwadwo Poku (born 19 February 1992) is a Ghanaian professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder for the Tampa Bay Rowdies in the USL Championship.
Is he their mascot as a side gig?

'G

>pero raja
Pero raja
Perro caca

you are the tea, here a puppy for you and a cookie and a dildoid

>Sees Womens Dutch team match this World Cup
>The Team is made of:
>Blonds
>Brunnettes
>Raven hair
>Green eyes
>Blue eyes
>unironically posts the dutch team needs more diversity
>earns plus 100 upvotes

Hillsborough was a tragedy

Without refugees french soccer wouldn't be anywhere

Forgot to add

>Refugees won the world cup
>MAGAturds triggered!
>More representation in sports
>Pay women the same money for the same work

they're right tho, imagine the state of france without n'gubus

I swear to god (she doesn't exists btw) that if any player verbally abuses Stephanie Frappart, I'll stop supporting both Chelsea and Liverpool and switch back to City and United.

Why do people think this place is massively different from reddit? It isn't
the only difference is that you don't get banned for racism here

stream?

do you even whores and coke m8?, you wouldn't say that if you ever tried it

You mean low crime, low rape, peaceful, educated and civilized?

they are immigrants not refugees.
France wanteed to integrate the whole of africa into the republic sine 1830 (190 years) and thats crazy and it is still going on.

>>Refugees won the world cup
>>MAGAturds triggered!
>>More representation in sports
>>Pay women the same money for the same work

comments like that are massively downvoted though

i meant french nt hugh

how would you know?

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It's funny seeing how it gets progressively more blacked

Comment: "Yikes! I can't believe they are using the word village to describe an African town."
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