SEATTLE MARINERS @ HOUSTON ASTROS GAME THREAD

just get the out

crap

What the fuck I missed the home runs

ひどいですね?

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I know Verlandy is #1 on that stat but somehow he hacked the system and only gives up solo homers the vast majority of the time.

he is having a rough one today

Verlander has an abnormally high spin-rate on his four seamer, which leads to more Ks, pop flies, and homers. Houston's pitching staff actively encourages that (which is why he and Cole both basically ditched their 2 seamers). The result is way more Ks, but also a lot more solo shots.

do something crawford

Bros...

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what did they see?

Jesus

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>left: sperg who hates talking to people and refused to buy chipotle when they raised the price of their guacamole by $0.30
>right: gigaChad who's fucking giant-tit model Kate Upton who's like half his age

chad and spergs go well unlike that ringlet virgin in LA

>refused to buy chipotle when they raised the price of their guacamole by $0.30
Based desu

>ywn be Verlander
>ywn make $30 million per year to play baseball
>ywn wake up and walk your dog through your garage of european sports cars
>ywn fuck your pregnant supermodel wife before heading off to your "job", which is, again, playing baseball

never bothered to east there either

It's OK. Very overrated imo.

Also based Jake

>the doyers traded this and a ws win for...

>nolan is there
>mike scott is there
kino

its getting worse

そろそろ日本に帰ってかな?

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strand him

This is Hiroshima and Nagasaki all over again

shamefur dispray

しょうがないな?自殺ています。

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RIP no hitter

get him home

Walk Miley

I guess that could help

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Fuck it, go for the double digits

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dang it guys

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Thanks for the juiced balls manfred

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come the fuck on

Slackers

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really need a spark, vogel

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Well there you go. Miley wasn't actually pitching well during the game.

VOGEL

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Keep working the mound guys

>mchugh
ok memeiners this is your chance

>tfw McShit has no chance of being on the postseason roster now

3 innings to make up a 7 run gap. its going to be tough

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Interesting

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pls get on base

>mcshit again
Welp

I guess I'll take a walk

show us some spunk santana

wild pitch!

he looked like his old version for a couple of those ABs

>risp
should have known better

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No idea what the fuck happened to him. He was godly in the beginning of the season. Oh well, I'm just glad that we don't need him anymore for the postseason.

really need you to step up vogel

>Tyler White hitting leadoff for the dodgers tonight
What the fuck

earn your money seager

what a dud inning

Another springle. Let's go for 10.

get out of this quickly

CHOO CHOO

and there's 10

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damn

a miracle can always happen I suppose

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Phew what a crazy game. gg mariners

and its over

gg stos

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gg memeiners

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