/afl/ Saturday football thread

how long does it take for money on a void bet to be returned?

""waba""

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Within 24 hours, otherwise do a live chat and ask for it pronto

>sunkist
>the state of those wings or whatever the fuck they are
for shame waba, enjoy your KFC depression

>not recognizing a pretty complete KFC meal
>sunkist not the GOAT orange soda

to be fair, missing the popcorn chicken to make it technically complete. 375ml can pepsi max acceptable aswell, although save it for the katsu chicken sushi imho.

tried to make fried chicken yesterday but it tasted of no seasoning and the fried flour didn't stay tacked to the chicken breast

>the absolute state of the last thread
What the FUCK lads?

>not recognizing a pretty complete KFC meal
you say that like it's a bad thing, I don't put that shit in my body. How your hairline these days?

Ashes was on, NORF vs Roaches and no /afl/ in the OP what do you expect.

What is the best City in Australia for someone who hates australian football hates Rugby and prefers and likes Soccer and A League?

the ethnic suburbs of Melbourne

Got you senpai
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>mcdonalds sniffin-petrol

>not being /kfc/
back to /fit/ ya pseudo-normie.

i'd fuck you until your heart exploded zerobese

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>this poort failure montage
pure kino

Someone link the the bomber stream pls

>essenshit scrape past gc
DARE TO BELIEVE BOMBERS FANS

vipleague.lc/1-essendon-bombers-vs-port-adelaide-power-live-streaming

>drop Lycett and keep Ryder
explain

PLEASE

>no coaster

essendone

Clear evidence of tanking.

>no consent
rope yourself kid fucker

>no /afl/ in the OP
I assumed there was no thread last night because of the cricket when I got no results from searching 'afl'.

stream is complete fucking ass now, not linking streams anymore

that's why people sperg out over zero effort OP's honestly how hard is it to put afl in the subject field

let that be a lesson to you, don't spoon feed retards

>shitting on zoomers
based

zoomers rise up

Fucking wew

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>nearly lose to fold coast
>THEY ARE THE HOTTEST TEAM IN THE COMP NOW THESE BOMBERS
This """redemption""" narrative the media are pushing about Essendon would be just harmless cringe if it wasn't about a team that should've had their license revoked. Disgusting.

>go to local footy
>no goals
>halfway thru first qtr
that’s what I get for picking a bottom two game

Majak has been good for the Sydney Swans thus far.

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50m ahahahhaha essenshit btfo

Flopping cunt

>Bobby Hill

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Is it based or cringe?

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dead thread
dead community
dead sport

Based if winning
Cringe if losing

kick 4+ and your winning? I don't mind it, anything else and you're a flog.

>essendon losing
>mcdonald-tipingwuti goes missing
wow who would have guessed

if you're putting on a clinic and you're up then I'm fine with it but it can be used against you like when Mark Williams had that "shotgun" thing and when he'd miss the guy on the mark would do it back to him lol

>ass
SEPPO OUT

Almost like most boongs are downhill skiers

>bombers are 3 on 1 going I50
>zaharakis dinks it to absolutely no one
>doesn't even score
pathetic, how is this team 7th

All goal celebrations that go beyond high fiving teammates are cringe.

cringe and incredibly gay

Try this one: EssenDONE

Business idea: fold Essendon

>getting towled up by poort

EssenDONE

HAHAHA

Business idea:
Change the top 8 to top 6 for this season.

Crows, Essendon, bulldogs or port dont deserve to play finals this season and kind of a joke that these shitters can make it and are in contention.

>not wanting to watch trash like the Crows get absolutely abused in the first week of finals
where is your sense of fun lad?

If they make it (without doping), they deserve it. It's that simple.

>Shitney

Very underwhelming matchups this round.

I feel that, nothing looks appealing or like it could be competitive at all

Just end me lad

what state you in BSA?

my fucking sides, Clarke went the wrong way

Crows/Saints might be alright, surprisingly close maybe

that's the latent Fred coming out in him

yeah true that one plus Lions v Dogs are the only ones I can see being halfway decent

It might be close, but I don't envisage it being a quality game.

US state? Minnesota
Aus state? Victoria
Mental state? Just plain sad that the planes are getting smacked

>MN
I feel sorry for you

Oh it's not so bad, everyone's too polite though

I was 90% certain that the Superb owl they held there was going to be hit by a terrorist attack. I guess you could live in worse places though. Please don't take Victoria as an indication of what Australia is like, it needs to be swallowed by the fuck ocean.

I just checked the bummers score, lmao seppo it's pure child abuse

It's bad. We looked so fucking slow all match

>tfw Victorian and I go to the most cucked school

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Lmao vic is alright but I actually had the same feel with the owl

define "most cucked" my friend

your mum is the fuck ocean and I'm the SS Big Dick Sudan lol

draw incomiong

Swans take the darby, book it. GWS is spent.

This is why I dont bet

>stumble into 8th by the end of the H&A season
>destroyed by 10+ goals in an away elimination final

The Essendon way.

so what's wrong with peelong, they've turned to shit

>shitney

that was bullshit desu

Swans robbed

Heard a rumour that the Elitemons are set for a win tonight.

what happened? I switched over to >Fred

being a fred fan seems pretty grim, can't imagine it would be good for your well being

Menzel took a mark at 55m, gws player jumps off the ground when the mark is completed and bowls him over, no 50m. Minute later Reid takes a clear mark with 40 seconds left in the game, gets called play on

the shitty matera

Fred fans seem to relish their team's ineptitude.

don't know how to define it, if you know you know
I go to Melbourne Uni if that helps

switched to Fred from WCE as a child after a failed bet in 1999 AMA

standard umpball to get the new franchise some more exposure

Thornton and Parker were my favourite whipping boys

>I go to Melbourne Uni if that helps
grim lad, don't know how you do it.

saints lad

>big trouble in little china
>no country for old men
>boyhood
>the sound of music

some decent flicks on tonight

crows la

it was bad enough ten years ago when i was there, can't imagine the horror now

can't imagine how bad pozzbourne is, there's enough NPC's floathing around Curtin in Perth to make me fucking hurl

kek good job m8

who /belonggeelong/ here?

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who hangover here?

Nothing like weekends getting drunk watching footy and some luke erwin on youtube. Yeah the boyz.

Hill is going to leave Fred isn't he? >we are going to be shithouse for another 5 years at least

Based Gaj

Brad? Yeah I think he's gone, going back to vic because of the girlfriend

sluts ruin everything REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is Mundy injured? He hasn't had a stat

don't know why they'd play him in an anticipated loss like this, especially considering >we put in a first gamer, Dzhilong just know he's an intergral part of the midfield and must be working him over

wtf sandilands is still playing? could've sworn he retired years ago.

been injured, he offered to retire but Ross loves flogging a dead horse his first game back a couple rounds ago was his first in 55 weeks IIRC

Fred lads

HEAVE HO YOU WHITE DOGS

FREOOOOOO

H E A V E
O

>HEAVE
>HO

West Coast is for boomers and disgusting outer suburb bogans.

to be honest /afl/ family, Fred are lacklustre, always have been but I always root for them and a lot of their wins are quite thrilling, when they play well it's great footy to watch it's just few and far between. I love thrashing them when they lose but secretly, I hold a soft spot for them, those loveable useless purple cunts

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real match is on

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>afl media puppets already doing damage control for Swans vs Giants
pathetic

My best mate made the switch when they entered the comp and reckons it's legit the most regretful moment of his life.

based honestly

Swans have fallen a long way. I remember the 2010 prelim vs east perth vividly.

There will never be another wafl game that's as loud and jam packed as Bassendean was that day.

i gotta take a big fat ogre shit

Half the competition going to be supporting the Aints today, unironically can't wait for the match

>wet weather Fred
I blew my HEAVE HO load early

your mate must have a pretty shit life then lol. If he still sticks by them then respect to him though

dis mob 'ere is deadly unna

>Nignat having to transport his injured teammates from the ground using his mustang
Better than an ambulance or what?

who is getting drunk

?

Ambulance is better for clearing traffic

I drive a Hilux.

watch

that was quick, all the good work in the 2nd quarter undone in 5 minutes

see

Yeah he's a top lad. Literally the only non-shitcunt Fred supporter I know. For a club that's done absolutely nothing it's whole existence their supporters a sure chirpy cunts.

Being a Melbournian Fred is a tough gig

pretty broad brush comparison, I feel the same way about Iggs fans with their chardonnay sipping, leave at 3qtr time for the cafe strip stereotype. I think it's mob mentality, unless you sit with the cheer squad (who are braindead cunts league wide) most people are pretty chill if they're sober.

I can't tell Fyfe is ugly or handsome, it's like he's almost both at the same time.

Wouldn't mind a Fred victory here.

BASED FREO
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how would a Fred victory here affect Dzhilong? They were a game clear no? So would just bring them back to battling for top 2?

the pained look of a handsome closet homsexual

He's ugly but he puts in the effort.

The freds are on fire

absolute trash, glad they kept the shit anthem

How do you not pay holding the ball on either of those two tackles?

He's not the best, but he makes up for it by being an all-round good bloke

He's a 10/10 highly successful model m8

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Fred getting raped by the green cunts.

gonna need peer reviewed sources to back up this assertion mate

fred fans ready to explode

Hoping for a fred victory during a cozy game. Nighto /afl/

Yeah cats come back to the pack but no one is catching them on percentage.

ask me about the rules

They still have to play the Lions away though. Would expect them to drop that one.

I know a guy who's had multiple people say he looks like Fyfe, only problem is he has a shaved head and looks like Steve Rodgers pre-roids in Captain America

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Can only speak on my experience lad. Out of my 20 or so mates most support Fred and are massive dicks about. For example our WhatsApp group lighting up like Christmas when nignat did his ankle.

I'm asleep zzzzz

Going from that skinny cunt to an absolute beast is very, very suspect.

Please dream about watching our sport, good night.

based advantage call

kek Iggs seethe even after a hip, never change. Try not to take things so seriously once in a while mate or give as good as you get, poof.

heard he sleeps between training sessions and that's why but what isn't suspect these days. Probably all the anal protein injections.

Might get Maccas for dinner lads, thinking the Double Quarter Pounder, best thing they make I reckon.

Can't wait till they start doing the Olympics themed burgers next year.

F7
7

good choice, the first few bites are great but the depression sets in for me before the burger is over and I don't like that. Try the quarter pounder with bacon and let me know if it's worth lad. god bless.

Is there a more based man in the AFL?

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How is it the CGI in this 10 year old film looks so much better than CGI in films I've seen in the last 6 months?

I mean I know the answer - James Cameron. But god damn.

Hope you beat Peelong and re-sign Ross for another decade of disgusting, hipless football m8.

no one gives a fuck about Avatar, Straff.

he's gone after next year, if not sooner. Stay perpetually SEETHING despite winning a hip you hopeless cunt lol

fyfey looks a bit like an avatar ay

based straffy

because you watch it from a KMart pool, in the sun, on your tablet you obese cunt.

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>seat next to him taken
do you think he was there with his qt gf?

I see what you mean about Fred supporters, mate.

It's the Anzac Day game. I think almost all the seats were taken.

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cheatday bro where are ya mate

MUNDY GOD

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEED

here lad, you wanna cop a squizz of the snack haul?

H E A V E
O

U N N A

haha. that's pretty good material man

pretty clear now it's going to be a Richmond v Iggs gf

H E A V E
O

>peelong

No chance lad, bane/iggs is a LOCK.

wish I could be more of a funny cunt online

I hope Tigers win by 200 points and Goodwin gets the fucking sack tbhwu

based RTB getting a 6 year extension from this

go fred go

>he doesn't rate Ross the Boss
explain yourself

Imagine being Geelong and spending an entire week in Perth just so Tim Kelly doesn't leave come end of the season, all the whilst derailing their season. They're DONE!

nah he's done for. Sumich or Longmuir you heard it here first /afl/ family

Mundy and Walters are carrying this club on their shoulders, Fyfe pretends to be a captain but always seeks Mundy's council on decisions.

HEAVE HO YOU DOG CUNTS

Hey lads, got a problem with one of my balls. If I stand it starts aching and feeling really sensitive. Am I fucked? What should I do?

Gonna see a Doc on Monday but fuck me I'm in all sorts right about now. Very sensitive to touch. There's no lumps.

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>Cats losing against Fred
pussies need a fucking map once they leave Kardinya lol, embarassing

ross the GOD locked in til 2025 lad

BASED FUCKING FRED
ITS FUCKING TOP OF THE TABLE TIME BOYS

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assuming you aren't LARPing have you had a significant injury recently? groin kick or anything? Could be distended. Get to a doc ASAP if it gets worse today/tomorrow go to emergency not even meme'ing.

please n-no

>shitter clubs channeling their wins for BrisGODS
pure kino

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I used to get that and turned out to be related to a bulging disc in my lumbar spine. Hope you ain't got the cancer m8.

twisted nutcord or your epididymus is injured, usually a simple fix desu
i hope it's not like football player jesse hogan's testicular concern, seems highly unlikely though - that's usually a dull persistent ache

No injury, I had a kinda sore lower back which started before my testicle issue, but what was weird was if I massaged my back pain away, my teste pain would go with it. Now my back doesn't hurt but my ball is sensitive and still aching a bit

that's residual/referral pain like said. Nerve pain most likely, good luck mate.

>lose to Gold Coast
>lose to Bolton Carlton

GET UP YOU PURPLE DOGS

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giving their power for the ultimate meme victory
ITS BRISGODS YEAR LADS

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Thanks for the reassurances guys, much appreciated! Will get it checked by a Doctor on Monday

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UP YOU FUCKEN DOKKERS

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fred lost to teague carlton

give us a rundown how things went next weekend, all the best m8

my bad thought it was longer ago than that.

based fred honestly

>that FREO from the crowd
kino

where the FUCK do you find aero anymore?

love your work lad

>heave
>ho

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APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW

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just the local woolies, guess it's the trade off for them no stocking any starburst

ty mate

>Hill and Walters getting in Kelly's ear
based boongs trying to recruit

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i like his budding boobs

D A R D Y
A
R
D
Y

Being a Cats fan is suffering.

STRAFFPLEB

THANK YOU BASED FRED

Twisted nut. Blood is being cut off and it's dying. Go to emergency now to maybe save it, or wait until Monday when they refer you to emergency to cut the gangrenous nut out.

Melbourne will beat Richmond. Screencap this.

watch >us back this up with a 7 point loss to the Aints next week

imagine copping a 'roast' from fyfe trying to fire up the troops. great player but sounds like such a fucking poof it's not funny

Sounds like you heard the same rumour as me.

based

cope

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Pretty sure its not twisted because when I'm sitting or lying down the pain goes away

done

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Nah, Fyfe's a top bloke

3 from 7 since the bye for the Cattos.

Based Rossy

How is Tommy Hawkins so handsome lads?

Not him but I would treat it as such. Tersticular torsion is relatively common in young males and can have a spontaneous onset and doesn’t have to have debilitating pain to be pr sent. At best, you’d be in ED for a few hours while they clear it. At worst you lose a nut
t. ambo

3 months sober from alcohol in 7 days time

Last used meth on Tuesday though

peer reviewed studies to back your claim or fuck up

dont like the whole Nick Reiwoldt Im a male model vibe he seems to push.
Dude has a rough head like Reiwoldt, embrace the ugly

>go on bye
>suffer amnesia specifically on how to play footy
based dzhilong

doesn't have good taste in women though

dumb fuck, get off the pipe.

>being obsessed with small dick Nick
grim, hundreds of players to choose from and you chose your "it's not gay" crush lol

Handsome Chad features.

Pav's blazer choice is a bit too much IMO, clashes with the Chief too much

Hate Fox's pre-game shit for C7s' games, makes the games feel like they're still 30 minutes away from starting.

Is he a Freo fan?

not trolling, he's actually too buff to be a male model, male modelling is all about having a much more defined jaw line than Fyfe and having a swimmer/otter mode body + tailored clothes on the catwalk.

nah he's HEAVY into IT and a vidya guy, never been to a game in his life.

anyone who wears long sleeves should be shot

lot of afl players are good looking men, no homo and could model if they wanted to.
Reiwoldt and Fyfe seem to have forgotten they have heads like yours.

t. antonio "tony" mazziato

Imagine thinking that cats are a chad-tier animal to be the name of your footy team.

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Cats are chads though, independent, humans bow down to them, egyptians literally thought they were gods

Hate watching Richmond, literally play wet weather footy no matter what the conditions are

Egyptians thoughts Cats blocked their ascension to the afterlife brainlet. Cats are literal crazy lady tier pets lmao. I'd rather get a pet rock than a fucking cat lol

>seem to have forgotten they have heads like yours

show us your features then, Fabio.

The Dees are on fire

post head

Settle down buddy they're only in hell

Cats are for the thinking man brainlet

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Yeah, I'm thinking the Dees are back

Yep, it's happening

>jayden short
>actually kicks it pretty long

>I-I'm a thinking man
>posts a verbatim quote from an emo retard fanfic writer who wouldn't pass the smell test on tumblr
so intellectual mate, I'm HOWLING (like a based pupper) at your ""life"" you mushbrain faggot

honestly get propositioned by attractive women on a daily basis
always ignore em though as I am redpilled on the ways of the thot.

sure mate, in other words your face caught fire and someone put it out with a chain

Chol looks like a young wesley snipes.

aliir aliir's having a great game for richmond

no mate, done some modelling as well

Based Eddie

posts your heads or you're just another fat cunt larping like the rest of us.

>in b4 pedo Richo shots

on his way to prison for tax evasion?

Saints are actual trash

tom lynch is a good lookin rooster

BASED fred doing >us a favour!

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That was poothetic

I like how he consumers literally every pile of shit Disney plops onto his plate yet is still going for the disassociated for the zeitgeist cool points by not having watched Avatar.

>"Freo keeps finals hopes alive with one of the upsets of 2019"
really? this is quintessential Fred, get flogged by fucking nowhere cunts then knock off a top of the table team no sweat, then back it up with an underwhelming loss. How have people not recognized this?

shant be doing that
shall be comfortable knowing that I have done modelling and am considered by most women to be an attractive alpha chad.
dont hate lad, I was born this way

sure mate

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Fyfe to Saints when?

according to media parasites it was "all done except the signature a couple years ago when his contract was up" I still seethe like the mong cunt I am that I didn't call up that radio cunt and demand an apology because his "solid source" (his arse) didn't come through. These cunts get away with slander on the daily just to fill airtime the DOG CUNTS

really enjoyed the honey jumbles lad, got a decent bit of ginger in them and not too sweet.

glad to hear mate, hope you have a good weekend.

its hard sometimes mate.
blonde thot and her friend at the beach literally followed me last summer to my car filming me and wouldnt fuck off. Both of them asked me for my number and I didnt say a word just looked at them for a second and got in the car.
mate, as usual 'fuck youre a cunt man I wish I looked like you'
think the fact I ignore them makes them want me more.

richo.jpg

this Tarzan cunt on moneyball must pump 10k in entry fees every game day

>'fuck youre a cunt man I wish I looked like you'
you can easily beat me just post a headshot with the eyes barred out friend. You won't though

can't imagine the state of disrepair your life is in if you have to defend your fantasies to nobodies like me online lol

Eddie

>eddie is just junk ti...

>beat you
at what mate lol
youre the one who seems intent on getting a photo of me.

quit projecting you ugly cunt, burden of proof is on you or you're just a LARP'ing nigger but please, evade my request again.

based spergout coming in 24 hours early

imagine spending your Saturday evening trying to convince fat spergs online you are an "alpha." hilarious. grim, but hilarious.

comfortable knowing Im telling the truth desu
lot of ugly cunts here not liking it at all
like I said, was born with the alpha chad features and capitalised on it by looking after myself.
feelsgoodman

*yawn*

on a string lads

Pick one, faggots.

Gotta admit this "For all players great and small" ad is pretty funny

feeling unattractive after that KFC hey WABA?

fuck off you RSPCA ad rehash cunt

>fuck off you RSPCA ad rehash cunt

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dont feel bad lads.
Ive seen some of you post heads before but you havent worked on your physiques
Some of you have a decent head (the asian gf melbourne supporter) but are let down by having a weak body which makes the head look massive.
there's always hope (unless youre just really ugly)

apologies, god bless.

about time to dust off the guillotines lads

s m h.com.au/politics/federal/enough-to-make-you-weep-beer-prices-to-rise-as-aussies-slugged-for-more-tax-20190802-p52das.html

>ugly, exposed cunt won't even (You) me
lmao pathetic obese GOOK WORM.

God*

shant be giving (you)s to ugly people

see what happens when we gave up our guns. Disgusting.

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simply unaustralian, get this sorted scomo you shitter

Based desu.

this faggot would know an alpha if he was given a copy of the Greek alphabet

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my coles doesn't have those starburst lollies anymore either, they might not make them anymore

I'm sorry if you're ugly. blame God or your parents (or both) .
Not me.

>"alpha"
>girl on the left became a dyed hair thot
wow, such control of the family, what a patriarch!

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>the single biggest cost in the price of an Australian-made beer is tax - accounting for 42 per cent of a typical carton of full strength beer including GST

freshie doesn't even know which chick is the Strafford

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>uggo STILL desperately LARP'ing to nobody about his ""looks""
my sides

>freshie
2 girls on the left are his sisters from Wattle Glen, square up faggot, I'll fucking DUST you.

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Sushi for dinner, lads.

F

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>GoT posting
cringe Staff, real cringe.

wow! haha! Imagine putting this forward! And with such confidence too! Enjoy being wrong lad. protip: one Strafford in the image. Second from right

what's in the water tonight? Lot of ornery freshies. Or more likely just one abject failure lashing out.

free kick richmond

Weebs out.

>aints

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>tfw too scared to fail
>tfw by being too scared to fail my life is an actual fail

seizures arent funny

unless you drink, then you can get fucked 2bh

I can tell you're an irritating cunt IRL, have a good night worthless faggot, I'm off to the brothel? Does that make you mad?

The pies are on fire

I don't give a fuck if some cunt gets cleaned up going at the ball but this type of "fall" is distressing, same as Vickery thinking he was going for a lead and mark then collapsing, the confusion peaks my anxiety, poor guys. Roberton was on camera after a big hit too and didn't know where he was, very grim.

I can tell that being objectively wrong and being exposed as a SEETHING freshie makes you mad.

Always amazes me how many other posters have seen the same ad's as I have.

reply to me again, pet.

kek poolong blown the fuck out lads

right now, 2 retards are debating over the siblings of an obese, mentally impaired, former Big Footy poster. Both of you need to assess your ""lives"" you glib cunts.

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this is me

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done this a few times and my doctor wants me to see a cardiologist, pretty grim

>naming your son Parker Foxx
what the fuck lmao

not really a debate lad, I btfoof that cassie in a single post. btw you just posted my OC which you have saved on your computer. Telling me to assess my life. kek

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you look like youre about to fall over lad
also no bulge
6/10 work harder

I could heem the fuck out of you lad no offence

all show and no go, get into my guard and you're heart will explode in 45 seconds

the fact you felt the need to reply is telling, sweaty.

*be's gambling responsibly*

try me soft cunt

proud of my work and contributing positively to the au/sp/ community, try it sometime

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You guys seem to have a big poomunity.
What is your secret? Asking for a friend.

You two sound lonely.

another week, another angry fredfag meltdown

anytime, anywhere, in Perth. I'm at Railway Hotel getting boong as fuck after Fred won, square up you bloated brown cunt.

i reckon i'd dust all of you cunts if i saw you

Barry check the fuse box.

Mrs. Selwood please.

huddo looks like he has aids

meet me outside the jolimont maccas carpark in 20

honestly mate, not gonna say I'd beat you but I'd make you know you've been in a scrap and if I could take an ear off I would. Bites end fights.

What's with the homophobic comments in this fourm? Makes me feel unwelcome desu

Really hope you dumb cunts kill each other tbqh

Homosexuality is a sin. Repent or hell awaits.

>hurr i'm hella buff
>meet me outside maccas
stop larping you weak dog cunt, I'd fuck you any day of the week get out of the squat rack

close the fucking roof

get a life minnow cunt, I'd fuck you for dessert

Under no obligation to make anyone feel welcome desu.

dire crowd

>I'd fuck you any day of the week
awwww young love lads

cmon saints

come meet me then you fucking coward

definitely grim looking

are you the freo wog or a different freo poster?

there's a freo wog? I thought it was just that projector sperg. I'm just trolling this homo posting a buff brown cunt lol

Sharks and Rabbits is a full house :)

guess the freo wog doesnt post in /afl/ then, hes one of the based regulars in /cric/
and yeah haha he posts that image all the time

saints game has a decent enough crowd

doubt it lad
unironically train mma 5 days a week

could heem the fuck out of you both

I could heem everyone in this thread

fuck off back to /heem/ and post pics of "your fav female fighters feet" you closet faggot, you aren't a drawl

make me you fucking weak faggot

none of you faggots could heem me, i would literally fucking end all of you

I just did a huge shit and it didn't flush

cringe

Right, fuck Kayo.

Jolimont maccas you dog cunt

Can you all just fuck already? Or at least go get a couple of prozzies to tag team.

Tex is having a good game

if these cunts team some prozzies i wanna watch

tegs
: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

your post added so much to the the discussion, brava

good post

omg LOL can I post this on facebook or plebbit

40 minutes of smoking shard, talking about their sadness, 5 minute trying to get hard, 5 minutes of missionary followed by 10 minutes of crying

grim post

based post

So what's the deal with the Fremantle Dockers Football Club? They're an absolute joke of an organisation but I don't get it.

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g-go crows

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this desu

>tfw no qt melodic death metal singer gf
youtube.com/watch?v=v_fsSy_HsnQ

fuck off crows

go crows

cmon eagles

pls no bulli

saints are actually useless

HOWLING at Iggs "fans" ITT who are so bereft of attention, even after winning a hip they feel the need to want to be relevant even before their fixtured match this weekend.

>not stopping mid-jump

doggles

feels good having the whole comp be so jealous of you

>referring to >yourself in the fourth person
that's gonna be a yikes from me

like clockwork

tf was that 50 for

*wins 5th flag this season*
*becomes outright most successful club in modern afl history*

^_^

is it legal to own a domestic koala bear? thinking itll be a chick magnet

Ratten looks like the kind of alcoholic whose out the front of the bottlo at 10am to fill up their port flagon

pretty sure you need a loicence desu m8

saints would've probably won this if jack steven wasn't such a mental midget

*be’s not revving up 5aa*

What don't you need a licence or thousands of dollars for these days

working a job, it's unironically the only thing 'they' incentivise you to do

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME
EVERY SINGLE GAME
OMG HOULI HOW GOOD DID YOU PLAY?
DOESN'T MATTER WHO ELSE HAD A FUCKING BLINDER OR WAS B.O.G HEY?

FUCK THIS POZZED SPORT I'M FUCKING DONE AFTER THIS SEASON

no way mate, even the places that have them have their staff in fucking bibs and gloves to prevent human contact and shit. It's all for gook tourism anyway.

we really broke you in that prelim last year, huh?

shut up waba you obese faggot I would fucking DUST you

>don't choke don't choke don't choke

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feel sad for, but lack empathy for brainlets who are unable to separate the game from the media surrounding the game

feel sad for, but empathy for, (you missed a comma mong) brainlets unable to realise that football media are bottom feeding parasites who have made an "industry" out of speculating on the results of the game

I think >we're okay from here m8
>*touches wood for good measure*

Starting to regret having licked out that chink escort a week and a bit ago.

>that brainlet who took primary school grammar guidelines as gospel.
Bet you think you can't start a sentence with "but" too. kek no worse fate than being a sanctimonious pedant who's wrong.

herpes starting to show up aye

>Bet you think you can't start a sentence with "but" too.
Glad you were able to grasp at least one lesson from Year 3. Lmao. Glad I was able to help you use your calendar word of the day in "sanctimonious" too. We both win, friends helping friends!

*gets 3 disposals*
"Unnnghhh, yes! This scrumptious young superstar just keeps raising the bar!"
"He truly is a phenomenon, Bruce. There's no doubt about it."

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left and right edges of my mouth are both a bit sore but im pretty sure that's just from shoveling wide, whole, salty biscuits into my mouth earlier on in the week

>that brainlet who didn't pay attention in primary school grammar
embarrassed for you lad

Stuart please, why would ever lick out an escort? Let alone a chink one who "swears she got her STD panel last month" you ate your own demise.

Every day we stray further from God.

>Every day we stray further from God.
Amen

desperately scraping your ego off the floor. You're one of those jerks who speaks with authority about every subject, thinking you're correct because you're never challenged but people just don't want to engage to correct you because you're such a punishing person.

Bless you brother. See below for what will happen if we continue to stray.

May God bless you too, brother. I'm well aware of what happens in the End Times, and such personalities in the post you linked are mentioned in Paul's descriptions of the Last Days. Haughty, arrogant, callous, cold-hearted, selfish, lovers of selves, malicious, etc...

I know your real Dad left and Mum couldn't cope, but you can still call me Dad if you want, son.

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That was a sorry excuse for a "singing" of the club song there by Adelaide.

getting into projectorvirgin territory on this gambit brahem

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let's take this bad boy to 500

>I've seen Waking Life, I'm better than you.
>wow the rotoscoping is just like, wow
You are so far from impressive it's laughable zoomer. Do better.

they won't make the 8 (adelaide)

embarrassing lad, those chips on your shoulder are attracting seagulls

great deflection you grub, a solid 8/10 well done.

sure were a lot of cockheads tonight in this thread

get off your high horse faggot I''ll fucking dust you

>he thinks he's a thread authority
oh sweet child...

>Tom Browne next to ex-AFL players
what a grim picture

now he's too scared to reply directly. o pet...

big yawn from me tßh, a shocking inability to segue between the gimmicks.

ID GOBBETB OD A SRIBGE XDXDXD

ha

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>XD
sure sign of a mental midget

The new Final Fantasy is looking awfully realistic

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>sure sign of a mental midget
sure sign of getting btfo

>doesn't recognize the meme
>still crying
rope yourself XD posting zoomer faggot XDXDXD

that'll be a cringe from me, dawg

hmmmmm
this

nah ƒam, I recognise it, just don't rate it. Much like I don't rate your histrionic hot takes and you're desperate desire to fit in.

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oh dear...

big fan of the afl

cringe

glad you agree, hope these blowins attempt to fit in and focus on the here and now in future. They have an obvious dearth of charisma and wit in the real world and it shows in their reactionary posting in an online community that they have little experience in.

less $10 words, more substance mate. See you tomorrow.

The poos are on fire lads

kek what's the big word you had to look up exactly?

THE GRUG FROM OTHER CAVE
HE NO FROM THIS CAVE
HE SAY WORD LIKE THIS CAVE
THE WORD NOT SAME AS THIS CAVE
IT NOT GRUG CAVE WORD

>grug posting
yikes, he's so mad lads. Even boomer posting is more acceptable than this lmao

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>yeah, you might consider me a meme critic. I've definitely got some strong opinions about memes and their use. I'm kind of a big deal.

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want a new zealand gf but no passport

kiwi girls are known for being really bland m8

that's my type

lol just show up undocumentedly lmao

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=7xUYbI64QHI

snot funny twain

got him on a string for eternity lads

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Sunday thread

lol