You fat piece of shit... Whats he been eating to gain a stone over summer?
You fat piece of shit... Whats he been eating to gain a stone over summer?
Ryder Price
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William Williams
probably the same but didn't train
Hunter Jackson
The tormentor of Tapas
Juan Edwards
your tears, which are a lot
Michael Cook
gordo
Noah Rivera
If he works hard enough he could be in good shape in 4-5 weeks
Jaxson Rivera
he thicc
Jaxon Lewis
>an madrid insider revealed in spanish radio cadena ser that real madrid are providing hazard xl shirts to hide his extra weight and having them cut by hand so they don't look too large on screen
>pic related, it's true
OH NO NONO NONO NO
the chastisizer of chisburguer
Kayden Morris
that sneaker is so pretty
Lincoln Howard
That's what he gets for ditching Chelsea.
S
William Anderson
this picture is already 3 weeks old
Elijah Wilson
My god that's shocking
Robert Miller
oof
Jeremiah Baker
>oof
Go back.
Owen Jones
the killer of kebab
Zachary Smith
stay here
Leo Moore
those have got to give you like 5cm extra at least
Blake Williams
oof
Noah Gomez
He must have been to blankenberg for his vacations. Too much waterzooi.
Wyatt Jones
the pursuer of paellas
Caleb Lewis
the holocaust of hanuta
Eli Morris
I dont understand
He gets the move to his dreamclub after years and instead of trying to give his best impression at the start he slacks off?
Adam King
FULL KIT WANKER
Julian Hughes
he's bulking
Kevin Miller
>tfw >we got the next Hazard while Madrid got the Fatzard
Isaac Wright
Thicc
Brayden Evans
he left his old tribe, instinct makes him eat in anticipation of the possbly coming food shortage
Jack Rogers
Based and survivalpilled
Grayson Lewis
im guessing hes like ronaldo (brazil) and cant control it. as long as hes fit at season start i guess its ok
John Rodriguez
Can't believe it only took 5 months of being around Higuain for Hazard to turn into Fatzard
Evan Carter
>Fat Assar
Jeremiah Ward
>Pulisic is gonna get fat
Goddamnit Ali, that was a good one
Isaiah Allen
>the next fat rolando
Henry Perez
Real Madrid number 7 players:
Past
>1,85m Tsunaldo tip toeing
Present
>1,75m Fatzard wearing sneakers with high heels
Future
>1,65m obese wearing stilts
Levi Sanders
Bob of Tekken
Aaron Smith
You gotta eat big to get big bro
Charles Howard
>le 3rd best in the world big butt man
Brandon Baker
>you now remember when Aragones called Henry a black shit (negro de mierda) before the match in 2006
Nolan Johnson
Haha look at the soles on this niggaz shoes.
Oliver Allen
prožderivač ćevapa
David Russell
food
Julian Rodriguez
>tfw Real fans are going to bully him when they inevitably suck this year
They don't deserve him, he should come back to Chelsea.
Robert Taylor
So those heels are the secret behind his big butt? I thought he was natty.
Hudson Hernandez
#10. Eaten Hazard
Aiden Parker
The punisher of patatas bravas
Hudson Parker
Manlet no more
Jackson Adams
kradioc krmenadla
Jaxson Johnson
>the holocaust of hanuta
Xavier Evans
Lucas Lewis
Dylan Peterson
I prefer alioli but that's a good one.
Hudson Scott
>stone
is this stoneage or somethinh ?
Nathan Jones
Not that guy but real madrid will be winning sweet f all this season and flo will be on suicide watch
As will all halal fans.
Jeremiah Bailey
Meant for:
Aiden Jones
Lads, what would you consider the cutoff for being fat?
t. 34 inch waist
Isaac Thomas
everything above 95 kg is fat
Logan Hughes
they look like utter shit
Juan Richardson
Hazard was chunky basically his whole time at Chelsea. He will always be 2-3 kg overweight at best.
Thomas Moore
Michael Miller
When you start wearing loose clothing to hide your body
Joshua Bennett
the pink thing is terrifying
Jace Torres
he made it, now he'll just join Bale's golf squad
Jaxson Butler
yfw hazard end's up being Bale's caddy, nothing more
Tyler Diaz
>getting to cover up your height complex by claiming "fashion"
lucky bastard
Xavier Gutierrez
eatin' hazard
Gavin Lopez
>7kg is just over half a stone.....
Its actually just over 1 stone....what an idiot.
I would expect Hazard to turn up in the condition of his life - not over weight. I hope he flops.
Liam Phillips
Jordan Foster
the Götze of Granada
Parker Reyes
Smart man
> Spend your best years at chelshit being the best
> build clout
> Madrid buys you for a ridiculous amount because of the hype
> finally live off your dream of becoming a fat NEET millionaire
Brandon Morgan
why doesn't he just throw away the stone?
Levi Cooper
>Zidane bought a fattie to play football
Oh nonono how did this happen
Aaron Sanders
ironic, because zizou has still an ultra strict low calorie diet.
Hudson Thompson
>stone
>using caveman units in 2019
Jayden Wright
oh shit is hassard muslim?
they always get fat as fuck with the ramadan
Oliver Cox
Not surprised from Real Madrid fans, just look at Bale.
Brody Lee
>the new penaldo of paella
Wyatt James
Just some julientje and bitterballen from the local frituur la
Henry Garcia
>Eden Health Hazard
Robert Butler
WELCOME TO MADRID All Burritos and Bowls 4K
Lincoln Barnes
He was already overweight at Chelsea and used to dab on Bournemouth week in week out, imagine what he'll do to Granada and Leganes.
Grayson Robinson
what the FUCK
Brayden Collins
Me in the background left
Lucas Bailey
BOSS