RED SOX V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

Steve owns AL East threads.

Rays 7 games out, weather getting nicer at the Trop. Expect us.

>Sam Travis

Sounds like a 90s alt-folk singer

number 7 can't come soon enough

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well only if the 1st inning counts

1. Jonathan Villar (S) 2B
2. Trey Mancini (R) RF
3. Anthony Santander (S) CF
4. Renato Nunez (R) 3B
5. Jace Peterson (L) LF
6. Pedro Severino (R) C
7. Chance Sisco (L) DH
8. Chris Davis (L) 1B
9. Richie Martin (R) SS

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>making the thread at 6:30
yikes

1. Jeff McNeil (L) RF
2. Michael Conforto (L) CF
3. Pete Alonso (R) 1B
4. Robinson Cano (L) 2B
5. Wilson Ramos (R) C
6. J.D. Davis (R) LF
7. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
8. Amed Rosario (R) SS
9. Steven Matz (R) P

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I make the threads at the same time everyday with updated lineups and appropriate thread images. It's so people can find it easily, and it also is nice to get some pre-game banter in, especially against our #1 rival in this case.

lmao get a life you fucking loser

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cringe

leave meredith poster alone hes our guy
u do u m8. thank u for ur service.

I have a good work-from-home job and probably make more in a year than you have in your entire career as a NEET who lives in your parent's basement fapping to futa

he's a loser imagine your whole day revolving around a game thread

Sure ya do, champ. You worship a fucking cow. You’re a virgin.

lmao this post reeks of projection

I would say stop speaking for me, but carry on. I'm going to get drunk

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Who else is joining me at the Brooklyn Bridge to jump off when the Yankees lose in the first round due to no pitching?

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>the absolute state of cuckeefans
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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its a red sox/yanks thread its gunna be disgusting in here all night. desu i might just abandone thread now. sox fans are retarded

>implying you actually live in New York

>posts an Indian
damn i knew doyers fans were fairweather but i didn't know it was this bad

I literally live two blocks from that faggot DeBlasio's house.

>second most populous state in the nation doesnt have fans of their team living in it
sox fans are really retarded

Already giving up on your season?

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>Sox fans are retarded
>a Yankee poster ITT admitted he stays at home all day so he can make game threads the same time everyday
Lmfao

no im giving up on enjoying a thread with you opioid sucking, charles river swimming heathens from ass-achusetts

Pfft jokes on you we've switched to legal weed and meth.

lmao Yankee fans take posts on Yea Forums seriously

Why do Yankee fans here get so frustrated over banter?

They're all discord redditors

>watching soccer
lmfao kys dude you're a NEET loser

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So who exactly goes to Yankees games? You have the rich people going just to make an appearance sitting behind home plate, Puerto Ricans and bleacher creatures in the outfield, who am I missing?

You’re missing the “life long fans” who watch once a year from their homes in Ohio

why do u think im being serious. i dont think u all do opioids and swim in the charles

some of you just marry 40 year old whores that are addicted to opioids and suck dick for money

The stubhub crowd

sorry im late any1 watching

I had to pay a service fee and convenience fee to read this post.

Take a seat, Mookie Butts.

just walk it off fag

I think most people are jumping off the GWB these days. I really wish Cone would stop saying the pitcher is about to toe the slab.

dever dead

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how do yankee fans manage to be the most autistic and the least entertaining posters on the entire board

what's the most gangster/street club in america, MLB, NFL whatever?

>dookie butts strikes out
>bevers breaks his leg

ok this is true paxton

LOL devers out for season ! not funny! ahhaha

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prolly oakland but all they have is baseball now.

>ok Devers Mookie took Paxton the distance let's try to get his pitches up this inning and knock him out early oh ok just swing on three straight

>telling your best hitter to take pitches

Sounds like you're talking about yourself

>Yankee stadium standing in the top of the first inning because a pitcher hasn't completely imploded yet
lmao

They JUST showed Paxton's stats in the first make him work for it.

My threads are the reason Yea Forums has grown tremendously in the past few years.

What happened to the Raiders?

Wow,

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AHAHAHAHAH EAT SHIT

I have a good work-from-home job and probably make more in a year than you have in your entire career as a NEET who lives in your parent's basement fapping to futa

Paxton's really got some issues with this jesus christ

IT BEGINS

>paxton paxtonned the first inning
of fucking course

WOW,

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Is this the thread?

That's it. Get the bullpen up, Boone.

not even going to post it. was expcted
moving to las vegas in a year or two

I have a good work-from-home thread and probably make more in a year than you have in your entire career as a NEET who lives in your parent's basement fapping to futa

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool entire stadium standing an cheering for JD

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this series just doesn't feel meainingful with a 12 game lead. How do you guys get excited?

We all know Paxton is dealing with some injury, let's let him rest until september-ish or put him in the bullpen

my thread was fucking first

literally what's meaningful mean

i don't care about that. i actually have a job and don't spend my evenings literally fucking talking to myself and being off-topic and thinking it's cute when you're a fucking 30-year-old loser who most likely has never seen a vagina

None of these games mean anything. The only thing of Slight importance is getting home field against the Dodgers, but it's just not impossbile given out ridiculously bad the NL West is.

>yankees suck cheer in new york

FINALLY they get it

good for you.

Is season over nesn bros I cant take another shitty series

The Sox and Yankees stand no chance. They both have big bats, but absolutely zero pitching. The Astros get a free ring.

>stopping the machine
>ever

How did it feel getting swept by a team who's best player is a failed Pirates prospect

thanks DJ

It's not like there have ever been any epic September collapses or anything.

season (enjoyable) just getting started

>be stankees
>stank it up

Like getting a prostate exam after eating a whole bunch of Taco Bell

Imagine cheering for someone that strikes out over 200 times a season

Nah, that's more of a Mets thing. Yankees don't collapse randomly, if they do it's usually due to a problem we indentify early on in the season that doesn't get fixed (Looking at your Cashman).

>if they do it's usually due to a problem we indentify early on in the season that doesn't get fixed
the fuck are you talking about yankees always collapse in the second half of the season

Imagine cheering for the Red Sox.

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Those early season injuries could come back

Shitty shop

I see

need to put Cessa into the rotation desu

This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

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I'm drunk as fuck right now, Paxton get it tgetherrr

Wow, I thought that ump was gonna call a strike there.

this could get interesting

salami

me on the left

>drunk texting like a 17 year old
Yikes and cringe, yankeefags

FUCKING UMP BALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Devers looks like a fruity ninja turtle

>hicks with bases loaded again
HOW DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

BLACK MAGIC

the rays would unironically bootyblast both these shit teams at the same time

Hicks swinging like a hick

pop out

not even worried these yankees are stankees

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Hicks is a fucking nigger.

god damn it stupid eord

GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBSSSSSSS

are you worried yet?

ADIOS

LIKE A GOOD GLEBYER, TORRES IS THERE!

welp

how have you guys adapted to the mets being 3 games out of a wildcard and getting better every day?

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GLEEBS
GLEEBS
GLEEBS
GLEEBS
GLEEBS
GLEEBS

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Get fucked Boston uwu

GLEEEEBS
GLEEEEBS
GLEEEEBS

>be red sux
>suck

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BTFO

GLEYBER DAY CAME EARLY

FUCKING DAVE FUCKING SHITTY PITCHING COACH FUCK THIS SEASON I HOPE EROD HEAD HUNTS SOMEONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THE UANKEES HAVE FUN WATCHING TOM BRADY RAPE THE JETS

>THE STATE OF RED SOX STARTING "PITCHING"

GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>be yankees
>have no starting pitching

OH NO NO NO:DSLKJFK:KS

Paxton is still pitching lol

They were gifted that walk and extra run, no excuse for the home run though

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Imagine thinking Aaron Judge and Mookie Betts belong in the same sentence.

Paxton has an over 11 ERA in the first inning, 3.14 ERA the rest of the game this year

we'll see how it goes though

>still playing sam travis

pedroia can't come back soon enough.

Don't need to imagine. You just put them there

user I have some news

no one gives a fuck stankee faggot. eat my nutsack

This. One has a 4.7 WAR, the other 2.7.

I don't get it, which one are you insulting? I'm a Yankees fan but I still like Mookie a lot, it's kind of hard not to. Still called his regression this year (though to be fair it'd be hard for him not to regress after last year).

the cancer is maligant? sorry bud lol u got cancer

Owned

that's pretty gay my man if i'm honest

Mookie hasn't regressed in any way besides Dongs.

He's still one of the best hitters in baseball.

Judge has 9 home runs this year.

Nine.

Mookie is statistically better than Judge

gay means good retard

Someone be a mench and tell me where I can watch once upon a time in Hollywood online

Truly a tale of two innings

is that supposed to be a pick-up line? Holy fuck stankee fans this desperate for some dick lmao.

Fuck off, kike

judge has less than half the plate appearances because he injured

So when is Mike Stanton coming back?

movie theater near you

Don't fucking call me that.

fucking never...

im an angles fan

when did Paxton get good

the left oblique injury also affects his ability to really pull the ball

which is why all his home runs are opposite field

When is Ellsbury coming back?

Michael Conforto would look good in pinstripes.

me the angels fan btw

Don't be so obtuse

who?

I torrent everything

When he faced the bottom of the order

Salami

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idk man i ain't the one mentioning pick up lines and dick

Pete Alonso just hit a ball that might never come back.

3-0 Mets, Sunny Day at Citi Field. 7 game winning streak on the line.

irrelevant

>be alert for rats and/or balls
Gross

virus, dont' click, virus

DeGrom would have a winning record in pinstripes.

is it really though? I'm like 20 min from Citi and it's already kinda dark

delete this post right now. you're ruining my oxy high

Stop fucking posting viruses in my thread.

Did you get your Papa John's pizza yet, anons?

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You want me to order your pizza tell your fucking overlords to deliver to my house.

EROD MADE AN OUT
EROD MADE AN OUT

>obtuse
The adjective obtuse is good for describing someone slow on the uptake: "Don't be so obtuse: get with the program!" The adjective obtuse literally means "rounded" or "blunt," but when it's used for a person, it means "not quick or alert in perception" — in other words, not the sharpest tool in the shed

>New York pizza is so shit, they'd rather eat Papa Johns

I'm not your average Mets fan.

If you're that close to Citi, why are you a fucking ugly Yankees fan?

OWNED

You actually live in New York?

Papa John's is unironically tremendous, and I live in the most italian city in North Jersey.

>OWNED
Owned is a slang word that originated among 1990s hackers, where it referred to "rooting" or gaining administrative control over someone else's computer. The term eventually spread to gamers, who used the term to mean defeat in gaming.

I can't wait until we trade away Paxton and he immediately goes back to his old self the way Sonny Gray did, and Larry Rothschild still has a job regardless.

>want to watch Yankees baseball and relax
>police come and take my sister to the hospital after my mom and other family members are scared she might harm her kids
>she is showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia after her son told her his dad touched his penis
>don't know what's going to happen to my nephews
>Paxton is pitching and for a moment I'm life is normal

I'm sorry I posted this. I don't have any friends and I'm scared as shit

BASED

Let's not act like Rothschild doesn't have his good qualities.

He turned this bullpen into a fucking rock solid anchor.

Mamma mia this is some bad pasta

Most of us live in Queens, which is indeed New York.

Surprisingly, cuckees fans are generally South jersey trash or bandwagoners, the few Bronx ones are dominicans or angry 2nd gen italians.

>BASED
Is when you dont care what people think
its a way of life
Doing what you want
how u want
wearing what u want

12x10 rotoiserre category league,

drop Hicks for Tauchman?

>He turned this bullpen into a fucking rock solid anchor.
Very true, guys like Chapman, Britton, and Ottavino were fucking scrubs before Rothschild came along and turned them into good relievers. Who knows where their careers would be without him.

Because you're too poor to live in Manhattan?

>Surprisingly

Ottavino is unironically better this year by every metric, and he's pitching in a bandbox in yankees stadium.

because my dad works at New York Presbyterian, they sponsor the Yankees, and we always got promo offers to go to the games; one of them was for 2009 ALCS Game 6 when they won the pennant

plus the Yankees are a great organization in terms of how they conduct themselves, how they treat their players, and how they make their players conduct themselves. I really respect that, you can't say that about any other NY team. I don't really care about the championship history, although it makes for interesting reading along with the history of great individual players

It's strange fanbase around (Yankees, Mets, Phillies) shits on people from Jersey like they're bandwagoners even though there's literally no other options for them than those three. Meanwhile people from NY/CT happily root for the New Jersey Jets and New Jersey Giants and see no problem with it.

>been a Yankee fan since 2009
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

*It's strange how every fanbase around

I said one of them; that was probably the most prominent one

He was pitching in Coors before this, of course his stats got better now that he's no longer stuck in a batter's wet dream

And once again Devers makes an error that is ruled a hit

Some people move out of their parents basement and live in a different location from where they were raised

as a jersey yankees fan, we get hate but honestly we're among the best of em.

The drive to yankee stadium is fucking awful and I do it 3-4 times a year just to see this team disappoint me in october. And 2 times this year I've driven to a game, paid $25 for parking only for them to cancel a game for rain 2 minutes before I'm seated. Not to mention they've known the forecast all fucking day and no word.

Fans around here are genuinely passionate and don't have the luxury of the most advanced public transportaiton system in the USA.

Shitting on New Jersey is kind of a national pastime though, and people from CT don't have an allegiance to anything other than UConn basketball.

devers sucks poster has posted

There's no reason to ever leave New York, but thanks for the uninvited diatribe.

me hypnotizing poster to make better post

Fuck boston
take it ease

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a Judge single gets me excited now :(

where's the throw strikes poster

These semen slurping teams are terrible.

in literally the op

E-Rod was always gonna regress. I know Red Sox fans thought he was a Cy Young contender early in the season, but his hard-hit rate and BB/9 were both redflags on his performance ROS

People from CT are weird. My mom is from Enfield and her family is full of Yankees/Pats/Bruins fans. Makes no sense.

no it's not

ERod is literally the best pitcher for the Sox right now.

Rays ended your season

well, i don't care

Chris Sale is by every advanced stat. K/9, barrelled balls/9, isolated slugging, and xFIP.

E-Rod has been good, but not great like Sale (who has suffered a lot of soft contact/been lucky).

>tfw this post could apply to both teams

>E-Rod was always gonna regress. I know Red Sox fans thought he was a Cy Young contender early in the season
literally who said this lol

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I've lived in three different boroughs, all changing my distance from Yankee Stadium. *Current* distance from a stadium has no impact on who you are originally a fan of

>Yankees
Bandwagoning the rings
>Pats
same
>Bruins
They could have been fans back in the day of the original six

The Rays sweeping them couldn't have come at a better time. My Sox fan friends were talking shit, I was seeing Boston fans suddenly come out of the woodwork on twitter, even fucking Bill Burr on his podcast suddenly remembered that baseball was a thing and he was shitting on the Yankees.

Then the fucking Montreal Rays show up and bring them back down to earth. God bless them.

Chris Sale is actually really good this year if you delete all this bad starts and because he strikes out a lot of batters poster has posted again

>team is 17-3 in the last 20 games when ERod started
I don't need to see the advanced metrics on that one

It's the inverse of people who say that Ryu isn't that good because he doesn't have a lot of strikeouts

I hate the Rays but I gotta respect how good that team is year in and year out, they never get truly putrid like the marlins and always stay competitive late. I was cheering for them to make the wildcard over the A's last year, but unfortunately the lead was too big to overcome

Strikeouts don't mean a whole heck of a lot anymore in the era of LAUNCH ANGLE

Well Ryu's advanced stats all basically match his performance, his FIP is 2.5 which is fucking bananas.

Chris Sale has just gotten patently unlucky this year, lots of weird starts giving up single after single. His HR/9 is a full 8% lower than Verlander's who is a Cy Young favourite.

This nigga read fangraphs once and thinks he's Bill James. You're stringing together random stats that don't correlate. Hurdur Chris Sale is unlucky because he gives up a ton of hits, but fewer home runs than Verlander!

Holy shit Ben Nintendo did something

Do the red sox or yankees have the best fans in baseball?

my threads are consistent

No. No they do not.

I make the threads at the same time everyday with updated lineups and appropriate thread images. It's so people can find it easily, and it also is nice to get some pre-game banter in, especially against our #1 rival in this case.

I have a good work-from-home job and probably make more in a year than you have in your entire career as a NEET who lives in your parent's basement fapping to futa

I guess so if you post a girl with a photoshopped red sox cap on.

Yup. dodgers are #1 and it's a really far steep before #2

The best fans are far and away the Padres fans.

Yankees fans are assholes and they're aware that they're assholes. Red Sox fans are also assholes, but they lack the self-awareness.

Based and dadpilled

holy jej what a retard

yanks are getting 3 runs
take it ease

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Best fans in baseball would have to be fans of some team that's perpetually mediocre, never wins shit, but still gets solid attendances year after year. Idk who fits that bill. Maybe the Rockies?

Fenway always sells out. Bankees Stadium alwaays has those empty seats in the front lololol

Attendance has been 90% and better for every home game you mook

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Mets just Collapsed lel

So the Padres

You have five (5) seconds to convince me that the Yankees SP rotation can propel them to a World Series appearance. Hard Mode: No muh 2015 Royals did it with their bullpen.

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tell that to the suits who are too busy getting their dick sucked in the private suites to care about their 70 win team

But-but how? They had all those super-encouraging tweets from their players and GM begging fans to come to games and support them? How could they lose?

How is Joe taking it?

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why do you care?

Has this faggot had a heart attack on air yet? Lol dude is way too invested in his shitty teams for it to be healthy at that age

I don't think anyone expects it. Sevy being out for the season+Paxton being shit+Houston getting Greinke=game over, I think >we will reach the ALCS and Houston will beat us in 5 or 6 games. We have literally 1 reliable playoff pitcher in our rotation.

Fortnite world finals are on and you're watching a bunch of 30-year-old men playing catch. K.

>cope

nice steal

For me it's oxycodone and Padres baseball frends

This fucking ump is cross-eyed.

I'm flossing as hard as I can

Don't be a self-defeating cuck, that's what they want.

Astros are beatable, Verlander's age will catch up to him at this rate. He's going for another 200+ inning season. the Velo will come down. Cole too, and Greinke already has turned more into a ground ball specialist.

Our offense is legendary when healthy. we will win games 10-9 if we have to

Yankees bond growns stronger with each passing day. The clubhouse gets closer and the moentum keeps riding. This team is like nothing i've ever seen in my life

Jerry in charge of geography

wt fyou can't just be in charge of geography

>Astros are beatable
Literally any team is beatable, that doesn't mean anything
>Verlander's age will catch up to him at this rate
Yes, this is what people were saying in 2017 as a justification for why the Yankees shouldn't have gone for Verlander. Then he shut us down in the ALCS. Oops.
>Cole too
Yes, another starter we had a shot at but were too cheap to go for. Thank god we kept elite, solid contributor 3B Miguel Andujar and superstar pitcher Domingo German though right?
>and Greinke already has turned more into a ground ball specialist.
I guess that erases his great stats, Arizona's legendary defense must just be inflating his numbers.

Kentucky is near CIncinnati and Billy Crystal is near Paul McCartney. Jerry has spoken.

Every time he goes to Cincinnati he's flown into Kentucky

i dont' like airplanes actually airplanes are fine it's the air PORTS that give heatenings

please thumbs up this post if you agree

Thanks for the info guys too bad Mookie hasn't done shit in the CURRENT GAME

Just saying all the houston starters are beatable.

The yankees have good pitching even if it's not in starter-form.

Tanaka will be money in october, and whatever else we can get in the form of bullpen relief from guys like German, Sevy, even Hale, CC, etc will be employed.

>Just saying all the houston starters are beatable.
In theory any pitcher is beatable, but good pitchers are obviously less beatable. Houston beat us last time with an objectively worse rotation than what the have right now. I see no reason to be more optimistic about our chances against them in 2019 than in 2017.

>The yankees have good pitching even if it's not in starter-form.
Having a good bullpen is useful, but it doesn't help if your starters give up 5 runs in 3 innings. Last season our starters got absolutely lit up, including our supposed ace Sevy, who won't be available this time around.

>Tanaka will be money in october
Agreed, Tanaka has proven over and over he's a good postseason pitcher (his playoff ERA is something nuts like 1.5 IIRC). But he's just one guy. That wasn't enough last time and it won't be enough this time. Put us up against Houston, even if Tanaka throws a perfect game in his first start we probably lose the series.

is e rod an ace

under conditions I deem fair. yes

He's ace adjacent

Of course now that's a strike

I know hindsight is 20/20 but there's a world where we traded away Andujar, got Bauer, and signed Corbin. Instead we have none of them.

is that like an summer internship for aces

More like a sleepaway camp

>here's a world where we traded away Andujar to get Cole, got Bauer with Fraizer and a pitching prospect,traded to get Verlander, and signed Corbin. Instead we have none of them.
ftfy

Maybe our batters shouldn't try to hit a HR every at bat

good job Pax
tbf it's not like the offense helped them. in 2017 they were nonexistent in Houston and in 2018 they stranded a small village on the bases. 16-1 is 16-1 but the Yanks were very much in the other 3 games

Gary was like 10 feet from a legendary season saving walk off grand slam and Stanton choked so, so brutally hard. The baserunners found him too

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I was trying to be a little more realistic. Bauer was 100% on the table, coming off a season where he was a close second in MVP voting, and Corbin was a free agent. With both Verlander and Cole there were concerns about them regressing/aging, I can sort of understand Cashman not going all out for them.

theres a world out there where you never went on 4channel and ruined your brain

>can still hear the Yankees Suck chant this late in the game
Do actual Yankees fans wait to show up for the playoffs or something?

Where can I stream this

computer dot com

reddit

We need state flags on Yea Forums so I can know how to insult you properly

Massachusetts, do your best

Oh I know the mma stream subredditt got shutdown, i assumed the other ones did to.

Nope the mlb one is still kicking

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If you really are from Mass you should know better than anyone that your people are drunk retards who will always make a spectacle of themselves no matter where they are

yoursports.stream/mlb?v=MTQ5MzI4Nzg2&i=YzcxOTc0YzctMzRhOC00MDk1LTk0MDMtNGRiNjgzZjIxYjE1

Seething.

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Yup, a lot of drunks with intense insecurities and hair-triggers but that's pretty generalized and you can do better.

Send Brock in

i have to say this ok
its too hot

18-1
Can't hate Massachusetts people that much, I was hoping you were from some shithole like Rhode Island or something.

>18-1
6 rings

I have air conditioner. ok

>I was hoping you were from some shithole like Rhode Island or something.
What an awful thing to wish for someone, that they're from Rhode Island

fucking sick out by kahnle

You're right, I crossed a line there

Reading up on Rhode Island it sounds pretty based

yeah inside your skull is a big HVACcum.,. LMAO

How so?
Because right now it's just a mess of concrete and abandoned factories

holy shit, dammnnnnnn. go off then, girl! I can't respond to that. nuh uh

was e rod an ace

dookie BUTTS lmfao nice catch idiot

DJ LEMACHINE

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you cannot fucking stop the machine

Why do baseball threads on Yea Forums always have you autists posting in the exact same style?
>umm.....based
>wow. like.
>ouchies! cubbies! schwarbie!

Maybe if mookie wasnt wearing a chain necklace he would have caught that.

thats general posting its not anything like what you just saw retard

this user has a .973 CPA (cringe post average)

fragile cac mentailty has posted

>first state to officially rebel
>geography consists of many islands and inlets

I didn't get much further than that. I assume since it's such a small state it was full of rich people. I also assume the only reason it's still a state was because it was the first to rebel.

What the fuck is cac?

concussion-ball is coming back soon, don't worry. you're rig- I meant esteemed sport will ease your troubles

I don't watch football or basketball

>that autistic screech

not him but it's what the colored folk on twitter/fb call Caucasians for short

not going to tell you lmao

There are some parts with very rich people but not a whole lot else is going on. Providence is ok in some parts.

what the point of both teams wasting all the runs in the first inning and the rest of the game is boring national leaguer ball

Mookie is such a fucking dumb name

Hey now the Sox bullpen is coming up be prepared for a lot more hits

t. Gleyber

His real name is Marcus. He decided to give himself the nickname "Mookie".

that's what I'm talking about

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sounds like dookie. is he into anal?

I'm only half-black, I don't pretend to understand the nuanced inner workings of the full black american mind. However I can only guess that at some point as a kid he thought "huh mookie rhymes with dookie nigga" and ran with it.

so where's that "mets fan" from earlier

they just got a 5 spot dropped on them

>self gloss

hahahaha FUCK BOSTON

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what

dookie butts lol

post it

Alright gang 2 runs in 3 outs it's doable.

Creating a nickname for yourself that isn't a common shorter nickname (Bill for William as an example) is cringe

Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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beat me to it. nice.

Here we go...

So far so good...

This is the most frustrating Red Sox season since about 2012. Atleast in 2014-15 we knew we were gonna suck. How do you go from the most dominant season in team history and arguably of all time (other than 1998 yankees)to barely making playoffs with the same team?

2 runs in 2 outs

cLoSeR bY CoMmiTteE

i'm starting to think the red sox aren't going to win this game.

2 runs in 1 out

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YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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DJ OWNS YA

five loses in a row world champison of the world august 2 2019 we did it

>be red sux
>suck

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THE MACHINE TO FINISH IT

2 runs in 0 outs
Goddamnit

Yep, Dumbrowski messed up. Having no closer was stupid from the beginning. The starting rotation needs to be held just as accountable. E-Rod seems to be the only consistently making it to the 6th inning

Yes, of course.

Chapman got into a fight with his girl, pushed her up against a wall (which understandably scared her, he's a big dude), but instead of escalating things further or hitting her, he ran to his garage and fired his gun into the ground like an autist. An autist, but a completely harmless autist. He wasn't putting anyone but himself in danger by shooting at at the floor right in front of him.

Meanwhile Addison Russell, Sean Penn, and Chris Brown all beat the shit out of their girlfriends with their bare hands and they've all still got jobs.

GG Sox see you tomorrow boys - got my beers ready.

I swear to god the reason why Price can't make it past 5 innings is because he pitches so slowly that the other team can analyze his pitches and come up with solutions between innings and their pitchers have extended time to rest

omg yas queen
69

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I guess I'd anal fuck her

>cuckston cuck sox
lmao