/cric/

why is burns' stance so mental

pleased for burns desu
hope he can continue in this vein of form as we NEED a proper opener that isn't
>jennings

You've got the Panathinaikos Bear music stuck in my head now fuck sake

Never underestimate the ability of an England cricket team to collapse though

Reckon pozzies are still ahead

has to be one of the luckiest innings ever though, played and missed so many times

that's sometimes what you need though

sneed

Formerly crick

cricfree

cringe

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BASED.

youtube.com/watch?v=ETvVHqfYhKc

the world cup winning england

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Looks well in

Sincerely, without even taking the piss, hope the Aussie team is spending some time tonight to look up what reviews are in cricket and when to use them. I'd like Saturday to be more even.

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Zachy b AKA the grim rapist

based

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need more mavericks in the game of cricket like chris gayle simple as

Being overtly sexual is West Indian culture. Rejecting his advances and then shaming him for it is racism.

>t'eesome

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b&r

cricket

>- "I bet you have. Tell me"
i'm guessing she left out her "no" in the middle there

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>I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan
>Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own
>And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket (perhaps as an australian I shouldn't mention the word cricket)
>They used to roll my trousers up and use me for the wicket

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there's quite a few pedophile jokes in there

Is Western Australia grim?

Hello I'm here for the cricket

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Stokes century tomorrow lads

>Two wobble boards donated by Harris were part of the National Museum of Australia collection before they were removed in the light of his arrest for indecent assault in 2013.[2][3]
grim stuff

remember watching animal hospital back in the day when it was on

yep
cant believe both he and steve irwin ended up having Bad Ends

Paine is such an odd looking thing

Where as Burns is AESTHETIC

Richo
Zachy
Rolf Harris

>Rory Burns says evening with 2005 Ashes winners inspired fighting century
i mean its not like they're all 90something old farts in wheelchairs from WW2

tbf ashley giles bowled like one back then

Still can't get over how facially unappealing our top order is since the loss of Alastair's jawline

Based sebbo

But in all seriousness, what would American modernist William Faulkner made of Burns' hundred?

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Lads, England will declare tomorrow once they're 200 in front. Seems risky.

love a forced meme.
great stuff.

feeling good about this one lads

clearly didn't watch the England v India series last summer lad

having half your shots be played and misses was part and parcel of having an innings in England that series

I did actually
must have just forgot about the plays and misses

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Just woke up

Play starts in 9 bongs

Thanks

grim

Just watching highlights now.
Interesting to see Australia basically unable to win anything meaningful since sandpapergate. VERY interesting.

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was difficult to see why australia couldn't extract much swing with the dukes ball

they managed it with the kookaburra last time around against us so well despite having conditions less swing-friendly

just very odd this what exactly has changed

Maybe the Ashes should just be NZ vs Eng

Lyon looked tidy though.

The Oz quicks were bowling well, but yeah ball wasn't shaping too much

Fucking hell that's damning. Why is there such a difference in sportsmanship between kiwis and aussies? NZ are the best at rugby without having to be utter cunts

also, based Burnsey

Absolutely fucking exposed. Give us the 2015 World Cup as well I reckon.

according to most opposition fans, the Irish and English being the most seething of the lot, NZ only win through refball and cheating

and 2019 too. fucking shit cunts.

never spared a single thought towards rugby in my life

grim sport

also, based Stokesy

shan't

Don’t forget all those island players we raped from their home teams

/rug/WC should be fun

however, Burns' barber needs a talking too.
shocker.

what happened to the four horsemen of the apocalypse

the UNSTOPPABLE australian bowling lineup so ominously forewarned

A lot of people drop cricket because of this

I miss the aggressive antagonistic australian team bros

fucking can't stand faux sportsmanship

KEK imagine only having 8 matches after sandpaper but 42 before. Clearly there's a relationship!

based England doing their best by refusing their "handshakes" pre-game

maybe NZ should have become part of australia when it had the chance

maybe then you'd be relevant instead of a place where french special forces blow up ships

I think NZ are absolutely the clear best at rugby and refball and cheat constantly also, but in a gamesmanship manner so I'm not really that bothered by it.
Rugby though, is different from cricket.

>sebbo attempts "banter" with the Commonwealth lads
constant source of cringe.

i dunno

we get a fair bit of refball against us on occasion

Screencap? I have the [+] Anonymous v glitch

At what point do we start giving the ball something "extra"

when your sport is dominated by a country of 5 million people and a bunch of islands with a population of 100 it just goes to show how seriously actual countries take it

explain some points of cheating, just so we know you actually watch rugby and know the laws of the game and aren't just yet another utterly full-of-shit mick

griget :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

why are you so threatened by rugby? just don't watch it, no need to go on and on about it.

>p-please don't bully my sport

Let's just assume that I don't know what the fuck I'm on about and that way we don't have to communicate with each other because I'm not appreciative of your tone.

Play will resume in 8 bongs.

I watch a bunch of sports idiot.
you telling me you just watch cricket and are completely threatened by people watching anything else? fuck's wrong with you. and no, greentext is not an argument in anyway, no matter what fatguts tells you

of all the blow-ins who stuck to the wall of cric like piece of shit, ypu're probably the worst. how's that tone, cazz.

cricket = based
hockey = shit
simple as

>assume that I don't know what the fuck I'm on about
Not really an assumption going off your posting history.

Aussies are waking up. Thread will be shit

The hue doesn't even watch cricket and his posts are more knowledgeable than the paddy's.

DELET THIS

Aussies are waking up. Thread will be better

[+] Anonymous v? how about [-] HIV v

so true

based hueman

Got a bloke from AirTasker coming to out together a dining suite for me for a very reasonable price. Shall be watching the football, flicking between extended highlights of the final session of last night's cricket. Pure comfort, feels lovely to be non-NEET.

aussies are better posters than kiwis

that's not saying much lad

They are both insufferable terminal losers

Even if that were true (big doubt), there's just more of the Pozzie cunts, which automatically makes them far worse.

late Friday night, you could be out with your mates meeting girls but instead you're on 4channel moaning about kiwis yet again. slightly pathetic Zach, even for you.

there is no way an Englishman would've said this prior to the world cup.

It's 2.15 am ya fucking dweeb

we all know they're gutless except directly after a win. famous for it.

>late Friday night

Not that you'd know anything about winning.

are chinese in the weed game? I'm talking to this guy and he sounds esl

prime sexual assault hours, head down the dimly-lit park mate.

things are really bad here then

It's Saturday morning. Retard

i have it on good authority that zachy is getting fellated right now mate. see pic related

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prepare to get ripped off I reckon.

There a decent dogging scene down in your hemisphere?

why's always Zach so angry at NZ lads
just don't get it

Chinese will infiltrate most Australian markets if you let them. Obviously they have a tendency to do dodgy shit on the cheap, I would bypass that guy unless you're really desperate.

>nonce zealand

It's possibly because he's ugly and losing his hair but that's hardly out fault.

hairline goes back further than slavery

You guys really have been absolutely Poo-tier pathetic since your loss, tee bee aich.

it's because he's getting that dome lad

From experience, i don't do any kind of business with Chinese or curries. They're not to be trusted when money is involved.

to be fair I think it's just the one reddit tier kiwi that posts over and over

This. They are absolutely seething

all me lad, and I'm not a kiwi kek

>aich
isn't it spelt "aitch"?

truthie right here

For me it's visiting Rebbit to laugh at the massive numbers of Pozzies who get triggered by a bit of booing.

I mean who are your friends here then Zach? hate Kiwis, hate Aussies, hate fatguts, hate curries. who the fuck is left? You're usually the only pom here. Why post here if it makes you so upset all the time.?No wonder you're losing hair mate, Jesus.

I think you should stay there faggot

Not at two in the morning after a night on the piss it isn't.

They're genuinely saying Smith is a suicide risk if we keep bullying him.
Come on, that's gold and you know it.

bigfooty is hilarious these days if you want to see some whinging aussies

such a victim complex these days when things don't go their way

Kek fair enough mate. How's life back home?

I mean fucking hell, he even hates the other poms. What a miserable way to spend your time.

Wicket nek minnit

And nothing to say for himself when it's just laid out like this.

They're still not over the fact that we've surpassed them in every single sport.

>all these whiney posts

back to plebbit m8

smith century in every innings of the series on the cards

complete hungover piece of shit, missus make me a nice brekkie/lunch and tea and leaves me alone.
I don't deserve her lads.

We aren't called GREAT Britain for nothing lad

And all he has to say is go back to redit, I mean Jesus that's some weak shit. Say something for yourself you spineless cunt.

>bigfooty
Jej once in a blue moon i'd visit just to check what the paranoid nutters had to say about the CSK

Smith getting booed is nothing to be triggered over. As an Aussie, I think it was a fucking great century. If it was an Neglish player, I would boo him just as much and don't anybody here act like they wouldn't do the same. You feel for Smith - if the media spin is to be believed, he is a very sensitive man - but at the end of the day, he's an ex-Australian captain so what were the Australian public expecting. Having said that, fuck every pommy cunt in this thread.

looking forward to comfy/cric/ lads.

This is the post

hour or two I reckon.
venomous poms asleep,
fatguts on filter watch,
cheeky comfy trans-tazzy banter with the lads.what it's all about really.

For me it's watching footy on a rainy afternoon and posting on /cric/

paranoid nutters is an apt way of describing them.. everything is a conspiracy against them, pitches, umpires, balls.. all doctored against them

looking forward to hibi/cric/ lads.

Imagining Malinga bowling to Rory Burns with Steve Smith at the other end.

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looking forward to seeing hibi/shit/ deleted lads.

based
cringe

oi sebbo, you watching USA vs Samoa in an hour or so?

nah, don't care for watching fat men play based cricket

nah, in the rugby m8

oh wait or are you talking about rugby? i don't watch rugby. yuck.

you said you're a kiwi. it's our national sport.

rugby in winter, cricket in summer. simple as.

>poms are asleep

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*seethes*
*loses*

>comfy/cric/ looms

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms

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aww poor baby were your feewings hurt xx

The yellow strip on the Aussie shirt collar makes me uncomfortable lads.

>poms drunk, alone and upset on cric on a Friday night
love this episode.

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thinking of organising an /cric/ e-poosonality charity boxing event. what matchups would you like to see?

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being England is great, living rent free in the minds of everyone in all the mainstream sports

NO OTHER COUNTRY has the capability to produce as much butthurt as England does in such a vast array of different sports

do you mean being English?

Sebbo "Fatguts" Sebbesity vs Joshy "120kg NEET" Reynolds

super HW banger, sebbo can you throw a punch mate?

bit out of practice, but I did get a TKO doing charity boxing in undergrad

you should be good then, sincerely doubt Joshy has been in so much as a scuffle.

>Richo v Danny
the winner takes on Nightshift. Probably more /nrl/ related, but there's some crossover.

the nrl matches are to see who can piss in their own mouth the longest sorry.

I thought Richo vs Zach would be better. winner gets their name cleared and both are scrawny weaklings. Daniel can't box, he'd die in the ring.

maybe Ivan could piss in the loser's mouth? just an idea. could wear a "need stream?" tshirt

seething Kiwi vs seething curry surely.

daniel could fight women
set him up against kippers

MAIN CARD

Sebbo "Fatguts" Sebbesity vs Joshy "120kg NEET" Reynolds in a super heavyweight clash

Zachy "she's asking for it" Bowden vs Richo "icecream truck" Bicho in a battle to clear their besmirched name

seething "seething" Kiwi vs seething "seething" curry in a lightweight bout to decide the true king of seethe

Main Event?

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daniel vs a bag of garbage
daniel vs a pair of beard clippers
daniel vs a song played on commercial radio

Danny vs Hugh surely

ivana holding up the round number cards in a bikini (grim)

Daniel "one date" Hay vs Hugh "based" Hughes in a lightweight battle for the ultimate prize: love

it's really coming together.

How can Ivan fight himself though?

*loses*

really hungry but I can't get off my chair

lawnGOD vs shitspouter, winner's proceeds go towards shitspouter's funeral costs

Hue vs Filter

David Higgins drinks at the pub up the road, and it's not like he's very busy at the moment. I'll ask him to promote.

That's a good matchup. Reckon you'd HEEM shitspouter m8.

MAIN CARD

Sebbo "Fatguts" Sebbesity vs Joshy "120kg NEET" Reynolds in a super heavyweight clash

Zachy "she's asking for it" Bowden vs Richo "icecream truck" Bicho in a battle to clear their besmirched name

seething "seething" Kiwi vs seething "seething" curry in a lightweight bout to decide the true king of seethe

Daniel "one date" Hay vs Hugh "based" Hughes in a lightweight battle for the ultimate prize: love

and presenting your main event
Lawncunt vs Shitspouter for the unified heavyweight title King of Cric

need a poster and a venue

bedtime on the cards

will you take the fight?

no I will take the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You definitely will after your head bounces off the canvas.

sweet dreams of future heems
wake up confident, take the Bicho fight

reddit on the filter watch

the crackhit of cricket

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>venue
Korakuen Hall, Tokyo. We can all take turns running a train on Ruru at Dolce afterwards.

what did hue mean by this

was thinking more the Avondale RSA

not big enough, not enough whorehouses nearby to get prossielad to agree to supply the ring girls

youtube.com/watch?v=8qDC3rzYz0U

Watch rugby now.

cric rules rug drools ;)

Remember the poo meme lads

Haha POO

classic

what is a rugby?

cricket with a bigger ball m8

never heard of it. is it like footy?

yes mate, its footy

why are brits so pathetic?

Shan't be watching a sport that the Kiwis are actually good at

not watching cricket I take it then.

*loses*
*seethes*

Shall cease when you next make it to the semis without relying on the weather I reckon

the hilarious thing is, as we've all agreed, not being complete cazzies, that test cricket is only true cricket, that NZ is ranked above England in test cricket.

Not watching any sport then

Pat Cummings is ranked as the world's best test bowler mate I wouldn't pay much attention to ICC rankings

go to bed you miserable cunt

1-0

comfy/cric/ postponed lads
stragglers.

England is full of nonces

I've always thought New Zealand looks like a really nice country and that if I had to emigrate it would be to there

The nonce zealander
The great britchad

fuck off we're full

Same desu, until I found out they have no federalism, and also that whole thing with the PM not being married to her child’s father put me off. Shan’t be encouraging such a non-Christian lifestyle.

sound like a bunch of self-pitying whingers going by /cric/ m8

*ducks beneath the world cup on the final ball of the innings*

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Sounds like just the people we don’t want here. Everything is working perfectly.

*drops the world cup*

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yeah you wouldn't like it.

All banter aside I do feel a bit bad for the Kiwis, that was a brutal way to lose a world cup final
Then I come to /cric/ and I don't feel so bad

when is comfy/cric/ scheduled?
this is just dreary stuff.

Australia however, is very nice country that English people find very welcoming.

*steps on New Zealand's world cup dream*

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kek

I really really like this image

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kino
e
k

grim

Some real units there.

Honestly never thought I’d live in a timeline where England became a cricketing powerhouse.

You must be 18 to post on Yea Forums.

2010-2013 really wasn't that long ago mate

notice the kiwis have evacuated the thread after being reminded of those grim images

Luckily I’m on the based 4channel, where posters above that age are permitted mate.

If that happened to England I would evacuate my entire existence

meme shit always happens to England 2bh, used to it

Reminds me of the time I evacuated my bowels after tonight’s Taco Bell run. Nonce Zealand is really really grim.

based, fuck 18 year old retards on Yea Forums

australians vanished too

>Fielder takes what would be a game winning catch on our only decent batter left and turns it into a 6
>The luckiest accidental deflection in cricket history with an added run incorrectly added
>Winning a superover on boundaries scores
No team has ever been meme'd this hard in living memory

Reminder that cricket is a northern hemisphere sport.

I'll be honest if I wasn't a kiwi I'd be obsessed with us too

the nonce zealand

Honestly told my 18-year-old cousin on his birthday that if I ever caught him posting here I’d BTFO him personally.

am I the only one who enjoys these meme techniques that everyone says are super ugly

like chanderpaul and rory burns.. to me they're quite graceful and aesthetic. I enjoy watching them.

Off to Coles in a bit.

had a few beers, had a few cheers
time for bed, night lads, even the seethwi

sleep on your side so you don't choke on your vomit, sweet Puke of Dorset.

Night lad

made this lads

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Indeed. If I loved kiwis half as much as /cric/ does I'd be stuffing my cock up my own arse.

Looks like some good macaco stew mate. Very Uma delicia

we comfy yet?

Grim photography skills.

Not until I get one of these tecates that’s suddenly in the 4channel ad rotation.

Just had 4 eggs scrambled, and a glass of nice OJ.

youtu.be/wqmtXYqn5RA

Why does he hold the bat throughout the video?

If he set it down it would be extremely painful

doesn't know what to do with his hands

it's a crutch for poorly trained presenters and actors

Le shiggy donatello

based oldfag

WAtched the day two highlights bla

gott! I'd be SO pissed if poosies cannot put the bongs in their places!
> HATE Burns and his needlessly exaggerated flourish during his strokeplay
> Root and his misplaced sense of authority over the sport. just who da fuck does he think he is
> And Stokes and his everpresent shitty grin
'ate 'em all bla
'ATE EM

theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/feb/13/channel-nine-destroying-cricket-legacy
rereading this brilliant work lads

based England putting everyone else in their place

ridiculous Burns wasn't out twenty times
livid after waking up and seeing everyone praising him
the worst century I've ever seen

kek you shoulda seen poohli last summer, played and missed and edged a million times but never actually got out

edges and playing and missing aren't as much of an indictment in England as elsewhere

>theguardian

shan't

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE NUMBERS ON THEIR SHIRTS??! THIS IS TEST FUCKING CRICKET .NOT. SHITTY LIMITED OVERS CRICKET
FUCK

root managed
smith played and missed a total of once before getting out
fucking siddle was more comfortable in the middle
fuck off with this meme the wicket is flat and the ball wasn't doing shit

smith played and missed more than once easily

if the official stats say that they are wrong

didn't really and yesterday was much harder batting wise

Burns is dogshit

best nation in Yea Forums senpai
alongside portuguese folk

nice that australia got that bonus "old ball" that started swinging hoops after they got the ball changed

if its dumb and it works it isnt dumb

I was saying boourns

doesn't say much for the state of your batsmen and bowlers yikes

that Burns was edging the ball to slips once an over? that he was plum LBW early? yes mate doesn't say much does it

couldn't even imagine having a batsman who edges to the slip once per over and you STILL can't get him out

absolute STATE of australian cricket

Looking forward to Burns grinding the Aussies into dust again tomorrow.

Their bowling just doesn't have the same bite since the sandpaper incident. Wonder what happened.

the big think right here

might make the next one a Kane Williamson tribute thread.

will pucovski

>bat the end of day one
>bat all of day 2
>still behind
yep, I'm thinking England are mentally cooked

you'd have my support mate

bender looms

pucovski would still be batting now had he been selected

me? a mental menagerie

Yeah I'd get behind that I reckon

>LITERALLY only lost 2 actual wickets in that time (Denly and Roy don't count)

might grind out some uber elders lads

Typical English batting desu

in a just world steve smith would be the only non-victorian in the XI

in Chinatown gf scouting

a Hilton Cartwright recall

you know what's funny is that the Indians are still posting KW and NZ memes but (screenshot this) they are going to cry and seethe and turn on NZ the moment we make the Test Championship final because "Shame on icc New Zeland had easy game. Dont deserve to be d Finalist. If Nz played India in India they would lose. Icc needs to fix. Disgraceful schedule!!!"

autism

yeah that is funny

Kiwi cringe and Aussie seethe

Absolute classics

And the English jealousy

poms lashing out against their betters

seen this many a time

don't blush baby

*be's handsome intelligent and athletic*

*be based*

send a nice bony one my way ta

>6.50am Sat morning in England
>posting on 4channel
as grim as it gets lads.

about to get my hair cut lads

based seething Herald
>Bringing the banned back together: David Warner, Steven Smith and Cameron Bancroft field in the slips.

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detecting some kiwi jealousy here

cut my hair yesterday. looks good.

citymaggot, should be running the filthy chink parasites over in your electric car

about to absolutely JUST this auscunt's hair lads

epic

thinking aleem dar is due for man of the match (inshallah)

quit it lad, you're gonna get eleccys banned in aus and nz and wind up melting the polar ice caps

let's see mate

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, cob
Take it down a notch

maybe if australia win

thankfully based English reviews overturned the clear aussie bias on giving out every time.

based blowie

haha yeah nah

really though lads, would there be anything better than england whitewashing the ashes?

big thought

yes, winning 3-2 on the last game on a dodgy decision/technicality

Might increase the veggie intake (not up my bum lol)

making lasagne lads. never made it before.

it's a sound idea. the missus makes me big vege dishes whenever she cooks for me and I always feel good on the inside

theyre maggots cunt, pretending theyre not doesnt change a thing.
they stopped giving out free fruit for kids in supermarkets because the filthy cunts would take all of it, a small example of the chink locust hivemind. I spend a lot of summer staunching the cunts at the beach because they take everything alive, plants, shellfish, rock crabs, all protected they dont give a fuck and take it all. come down at night and do it so the cops or fisheries dont get em.
Sooner we fuck em off out of our country the better
get fucked

ooh that would make the pozzies seethe as uncontrollably as the peewees wouldn't it?

it'd be better than bodyline.

fuck off citycunt, you fuckers have lived with em for so long you've adapted to their parasitic ways
Thank fuck I moved, every train is filled to the brim with them, unis are full of em trying to backdoor visa for aus citizenship

this xenophobe is seething beyond reason kek

Based armchair politician. How’s life in the barn?

>cheater thinks his opinion matters
go and make more headlines crying about the best batsmen in the world lol

just went for a surf cunt, stay in your city apartment. chinks built em so itll collapse on you soon. (chink)

oi dermot, you gonna start posting trannies again?

Anyone can surf the Internet lol

I understand it must be frustrating having your entire lineup being schooled on honest test cricket by Rory Burns, but don't let it get to you

grim scenes

>backdoor visa for aus citizenship

have so many chinks here in cities but they're all rich students with parent-funded flats and shit (meanwhile all UK students do shares)

most of them fuck off after their studies, don't think most get in. I hear UK is pretty brutal for non-EU immigration though

lol, soon as you mention you surf here you retards cant believe it, the absolute state of you fat fucks.

fuck bruz, tell all of your white mates to come here, lifestyles unreal and would appreciate some non yellow immigrants

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You might want to be a bit more specific next time

What did he mean by this?

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was impressed he managed to score a cenno from edges and mistimed shots. think he probably still cant believe it

Rory Burns has accepted Allah

shall

4-6ft merewether and offshore most of the arvo. firing

Looking good mate

bla

asian gf hunting on the cards

try for a white one mate. Youll have to tell them the truth about who you are and what youre about though, could be hard.

why not have both?

good luck m8

nigeria rising

No thanks. I want one who makes some delicious chicken katsu

haircut done

god I look fucking good

nah, you just cant get a white one because they dont like fat fucks who walk around with kimonos on and act like women.
go for the parasite lad, better that way and youre probably a weeb who likes 'women' who act like kids.

post it up

My hair usually starts looking good a week after a haircut

surfcunt's pretty aggressive. wonder what's wrong.

haha yeah nah

sick of chinks ruining our country mate.
probably a few lurking here rearning engrish

>katsu

isn't that a nip dish

aren't all your chinks chinese

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Not sure why my hunt for a chicken katsu-making gf has set you off on a rampage, freshie

yeah they love sport and cricket in particular don't they

gone a little off Asian girls and retook the wogpill

the four horsemen of the apoocalypse

wasnt even posting last night you retard

No my redditspacing friend

Zachary /r/cricket Bowen

I'm a Chinese and rike cricket

Zach “MaxAttack” Bowen

plenty of Koreans and they LARP as Japs for some reason
most Japanese restaurants are run by Koreans

Based

yikes, we just have tons of chinese here wanting a British university on their CV as a checkbox then going back. See the odd korean though

He should send his CV into statsGOD

same with us and yeah they generally go back
the combination of that and most of our tourists being Asian gives them impression that our cities are overflowing with them but it's really not the case

Friends say the pay is pretty good in China if they graduate from a decent uni abroad

most of the chinks "studying" in NZ are using it as a means for immigration so they can move their old fuck parents here and put their kids through our schools and it's shit.

*farts*

for me, it's those aussie/NZ customs tv shows where they fail to declare their food and get a massive fine

get a jap or korean one cunt, least they have morals
they hate sport, doesnt make em money so is a waste of time foer them. they use shit like Yea Forums to rearn engrish for one reason, money.

Thoughts on a butter chicken-making gf?

I've seen a chink flipping out at customs the last 3 times I've flown into Auckland. last old bitvh was like YOU RACIST (they live the race victim card) YOU PICK ONLY CHINESE as the customs lads pull kilos of banned goods out of their luggage.

...

my feces
clean them

chinks have no religion mate, its all for the state and nothing else matters. atheist or not, our countries are built on religion and it gives us a moral compass.
You like the barmy army singing Jerusalem? Nice isnt it, all founded upon religion.
Chinks are kicking foreigners out saying theyre bad for their country.....fucking lmao, ironic given the parasites are trying to take over every country they infest.
anyways, hope the aussies take some wickets tonight..last night was painful to watch and the Poms did well battling through the day.

Chinese gf.

Spicy curry on the cards

just went for a nice satisfying morning pat cummins lads

nice mate, hope you wiped clean and made sure there werent any Pattinsons left

Japanese don't have morals lmao do you fucking know anything apart from Yea Forums memes?

Make any poot sounds mate?

okay this is me

been thinking about the bat guitar

china will become Christian in our lifetime mate
they also have shit like Confucian ethics

I lived in Miyazaki cunt and surfed around the north. If old mate is intent on a gf Japanese are MUCH better. Have a look around cunt, those asians you see infesting our cities arent Japanese. Theyre fucking chinks you sheltered cunt.
fuck off

yes I'm sure chinks browse Yea Forums and /cric/ in particular to lean English

the LARP gets deeper

The boys is fucking elite

south korean cricket

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oi surfmong you here mate

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Went to the bresolin and egmont at eatery for dinner. Just smoked some weed

love the Chinese
love Koreans
love the Japanese
love the Vietnamese
love the Malays
love the Indos
love the Burmese
any questions?

Reckon a Chink may have fucked this blokes gf or something

muscular sports scholarship laptop uni god here ama

told ya

fat fucks sperging out at surf chad
lul

just another PPSB desperate to find someone to blame for the absolute state of his life in a methed up country town

youtu.be/9kPQV64eNrk

the Asian gf

chinks and citycunts exposed. anger rising

test

dog walk on the beach on the cards

surfmong eternally seething

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post a picture of the beach want to see how grim it is

Indian gf is superior to Asian gf, there is no better feeling than having a girl snuggled up on the couch and watching cricket with you.

yikes

Bit cringe lad. You both sound like faggots

Plaquemines Parish School Board?

Why did Anderson bowl only 4 overs in the first innings

in ten minutes

This.

jog on surf cunt

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based newcunt

west indian gf > indian gf desu

I'll get started on that Kane thread

*transcends racism*

>desperately searches the archives for an explanation on PPSB

what's the noun for people from burma now that it isn't called burma any more?

Mayanmarese

No black girls where I live m8
The only downside to Indian gf is all the stares you get

got injured

still Burmese

the name is contentious I think the civilian government prefers Burma and the military use Myanmar

Racism and sexism are my religion

myanmarmites

cheers

Vietnamegemites

based Folau

east indian gf > west indian gf > indian gf

imho

oooo....

what

Prince of Persia 1989 is kicking my arse tbqh

asain gf
late out swingers
tickling spinners to fine leg

don't @ me.

Arthritis riddled old cunt that they keep picking.

>the boys
>Alpha Englishman is actually Aussie
>Alpha American is actually kiwi
Hmmmm really made me think

too old.

I'll respect your demand but will also say "so true"

Karl Urban is the kiwi and plays Butcher, the pom

cheers pal

Ahh my head. Morning all.

Homelander is that guy from outrageous fortune and is kiwi

I didn't know he was a kiwi, didn't watch outrageous fortune

Me neither but I recognized him

I knew I knew him, but just thought it was from yank TV or something

MORNING MATE HOW'S THE FUCKING HEAD

it's 5pm slouch

looking forward to that kane thread

finishing it off

online chinese herb salesman

yeah sounds sketchy just reading it

res roo rant redicine?

new
sorry bit early

umm
bit racist mate

Just ordered a Tesla model 3

She a beaut ngl

listening to the tool on Spotify

Good stuff

is Tool the new Pavement?

how's cricket lads?