/trans/

CAMON ENGLUND SCAORE SAM FACKIN' RANS

Trans? More like trans
(as in transsexual)

samefag OP

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based

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>Liverpool defender Dejan Lovren, 30, is a target for Roma and the Italian club believe they can get the Croatia centre-back for between £11m and £12m. (Gazzetta dello Sport, via Mirror)

Surely that's between 110-120 million. I heard he's the best defender in the world

Sporting also refused €50M for Bruno Fernandes from Tottenham

Mendes is coming to the rescue

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I think Maguire is going to United and Leicester is going to sign Tarkowski from Burnley. It's a shame though as I'd rather we signed Djene from Getafe

no they aren't
they're fucking cancer

>transsexual
The term is 'transgendered' actually. 'transsexual' means you are attracted to trans people. Yes, this is a legit thing they're pushing.

cricket is really boring it turns out, why was it so good in 2005?

I wonder how many times this image has been posted.

Did someone say my name

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NOT OUT
umpires still having a mare

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yes, please sign for leicester

that's like redefining the word pedophile to mean "someone who loves children, for example a parent"

cheeky rooty

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Can England go a single day of cricket without cheating?

howling at that one
the stump almost came out of the ground and the bails still stayed in place

Homosexual means somebody attracted to their own sex. Therefore transexual is similar in that regard. Transgendered makes more sense.

That happened four times in the World Cup so dunno why the Aussie is seething.

>Tottenham sending representatives to Lisbon when Sporting already have agreed a deal with manure

t. cheater

for me, its tranny

>Transgendered makes more sense.
I actully agree but I don't want to give in to 'them'

Absolutely seething

Used to be FTA

>I watched Love Island, bro

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>Real offered 60m for Van de Beek
what the fuck lmao

nice

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imagine getting angry about a meaningless OP, you are a weird little fella

so did i because i have a girlfriend, cant believe some of you lads chose to watch that utter dogshit

He’s almost certainly a Liverpool fan

>he lets his girlfriend decide what he does then brags about it

114 times over 3 years, likely by the same person, including most days in the last couple of months

hes right you know

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That's just as bad so stop coping

whats that mean?

sex and gender are the same thing

Based lads.

how? its on so i see it
i didnt put it on, i didnt want it on
already told her if she wants to watch the one in 6 months she can do it on her phone or some shit

Free to air

because players would rather play for RM

finger to anus

Well they all belong in asylums either way

> Newcastle signing Gucci man, Jetro Williems & a new Moussa Sissoko

Graham Carr is definitely back at the club

All aboard Dreamboat MK II

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ah yeah thats it, and sky cunts bought it right after to ride the wave of popularity
the original cricket music on BBC is so based better than mambo number 5 or whatever it might be now

Homosexual is a farce anyways. The word “sex” isn’t just about pleasure and orgasm. Sex is a reproductive act.
Penis in asshole isn’t sex, it’s sodomy. The proper term for them is thus “sodomites”

simmer down lad
/trans/ is a gay and gay-friendly general

is the asylum what you call your bed?

we're pro-/trans/ here lad. read the title

kek alright nerd

That's fucking grim

Inter have offered Icardi for a swap deal with Dybala - Calciomercato

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Nsoki still on?

>sodomites BTFO
excuse the turn of phrase

Dybala has said no to a move to United leaving Lukaku’s wish to leave Man United at risk as Inter has exited negotiations for the player.

mambo no. 5 is based

Haha

Stop lying to us. I’m not sure what purpose this serves for you.

Seems i’ve upset the sodomites and their worshippers.

god americans are fucked in the head min

is it better than this?
youtube.com/watch?v=67xXbTaQlKI

Imagine insisting your shitty gimmick be the thread title every time. Autistic fucking virgin

would love to shag a bum tbqh lads

Please go to another thread to post hate speech. We practice tolerance and love here.
Unless your scouse. Scousers can fuck off.

>i hate sodomites and trannies
>better post in /trans/
weird thought process you got for normal bloke t b h

>being a mentally ill tranny

and that's lunch
no a bad sesh for england

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>loves jesus
bit gay lad

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>posting on Yea Forums
>not mentally ill

normies FUCK OFF

you sound hot bbz, asl?

not him, you are clearly the autistic one here haha
i hope every /trans/ thread is huddersfield from now on, and it gets to the point where its just called /HTFC/ and nobody even remembers why
except you of course

double incoming

I second this

Alright lads just waking up from football hibernation. Only found out today that Hazard is gone to Madrid. Any more juicy signing going on?

EL and fa cup?

mbappe to liverpool

Probably best if you just stay away Ireland. This isn’t an Irish friendly thread.
tl;dr fuck off

javi martinez to liverpool

benzema to man city

spurs signed a player

I'll take it.

>Zidane upset at Real Madrid chiefs as they decide Donny van de Beek instead of the player he wanted (Paul Pogba)
Imagine wanting Paul Pogba
Imagine being dumb enough to not sell Pogba to Madrid

Joe Linton to Newcastle

pogba moved to psg

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this is a cricket general now freshcunt

>paying nearly double market value for an unproven teenager
atleti are retarded or geniuses

one of these is not like the others

genius, have you seen him play? he is class already

Jofra Archer to England

>deep cover from leg stump of long wicket mid on
love cricket
ate the lingo
simple as

Tbf he looks amazing.

After his performance against MLS All Stars it's safe to say he's top 3 already, just behind Messi and Van Dijk.

Need a 160+ IQ to appreciate the beauty mate

>trans/cric/

I'm starting to think this thread is based

of course not, why on earth would i have done such a thing? so you think they will be selling him to one of their 2 much stronger rivals for £200m in a couple of years and the whole cycle can start again

POO IN THE LOO

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This thread is too autistic for me. I'll go back to ignoring soccer until the season starts. Take it easy boys.

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that doesn't make any sense brainlet

i know it doesnt you spacker its meant to be silly

Tbh I would probably give him balon d’or now

silly point? silly mid on?

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Denis Compton
just keeping on topics

and I was playing along pleb

Is there a glossary of all cricket terms anywhere. The only ones I find only have the really simple ones.

Fuck off muhammed

Derby have signed both Bielik for a club-record fee from Arsenal and Matt Clarke on loan from Brighton

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respect (posted ironically but with a hint of actual respect)

you remind me of my gf when i say i was joking and she says she was to but what she said wasnt funny and she clearly just didnt realise i was joking

based mong gf

whats the name of some of them other cricketer footballers we got?

Watching the KP documentary lads? He’s such a cheeky cunt

I might. He gave me his autograph when I was a kid

Exciting transfer right here, good show, old chap

hazard looking to emulate the harmy look this summer

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I’m guessing you sold it for clean water for your 63 brother and sisters?

>there are people in this very thread that not only enjoy cricket but think it isnt boring and actually makes sense

sad sad world we live in boys

lol no

Don't be silly. Have Vaughn, Lee, Flintoffs too

>not liking cricket
even if it makes no sense to you, is it really summer without cricket on the radio?

Didn’t learn to use apostrophes Nikesh?

love all sports
tennis is a bit wank like but otherwise just love em all

yes, because its shite and most people dont pay any attention to it

the only reason im even aware cricket still exists is because theyre playing a fuck ton of games at trent bridge and all the teams were staying in a fancy hotel near my office

why are you so angry at him lol?

what other sport do you enjoy then redditspacer?

football, dont have time to watch much else

>he thinks cricket is complicated

but time to post in /trans/ presumably

Dunno lol. Sorry Nikesh

fucking gigapleb and you think you can have an opinion
fuck off back to your office mr no time for sport
only watch footy because everyone else does

it isnt complicated, thats why it doesnt make sense

theres no tactical nuance to hit a ball with a stick and if it goes far enough you win

>bruno to spurs
state of manure

>he thinks he can act sophisticated and patrician over which muscley men he watches play a game

STOP THE FOLLOWING
-complaining about redditspacing
-saying don’t reply
-being racist
-being homophobic
All the above are neet behaviour.

>i have such a poor understanding of cricket to such a retarded degree i think theres no tactical nuance
>im a poster in /trans/ who has no time but spend my day shitposting about top 6 clubs

Thinking Bruno would move to spurs. Probably never even heard of them lol

>yes I use correct grammar on a chink sports discussion forum

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Bet you just went to a chav school and never got the chance to play it. I pity your ignorance.

youre on the sports board you chimp

>top 6
The only clubs anyone posts about are united arsenal and liverpool

based indialad blowing out racists with banter and good-humoured posting

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>t.redditspacing homosexual nigger
dont reply

Hey Nikesh. I apologised. I’m sorry. I actually love Indian people they’re almost always nice dudes and your country is nice. I visited Delhi and Jaipur a few years ago.

youre acting posh on a sports board on fucking Yea Forums you nonce

*jumps*
*spins mid air*
*lands*
*dabs*
*replies*
Your move sir

im a call centre manager so i have time to keep Yea Forums open on the side if i feel like it, im not about to stream a fucking game am i

Demba ba to Liverpool.
Liverpool goal that is, fucking slippy g lmao.

>i'm a call centre manager

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>complaining about reddit spaces
literal redditor

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why is liking more than one sport posh? whats wrong with you?

Full Deano lel

get paid 60k a year to watch students and people with sub-90 iqs get yelled at by old people, pretty decent job if you ask me

>I visited Delhi
Delhi is a shithole, probably worse than London. You should feel bad for visiting it

Also my name is Arjun, not Nikesh

I'm a racist but only on /pol/

cricket and his attitude is the posh shit, not that

yeah board culture hasnt moved on at all since 2005
I LOL'D EPIC WIN

>arjun
based

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>dybala stays
>fernandes to spurs
>lester don't sell maguire
>sign longstaff for 40 mil
YANITED

Illsbruh wasn’t the police’s fault

>cricket is posh
you can get a cheap bat ball and stumps for nothing, or just use sticks you found in the woods and a tennis ball
you never play cricket with sticks?

>call centre manager
How does one even achieve this position?

Cricketers are REAL athletes

also
>De Gea got a new BOSS contract

>everyone who wants to see manure crash and burn is a liverpoo

50 up for rory
>almost immediately gets out

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best mate from school started dating and eventually married the CEO's daughter and he spoils her so much that he hired me and my best mate straight into management positions when she asked

>gbamin
how is this pronounced?
silent g?
jee-bah-min?

>almost assist
Remember that guy last thread?

this is a bit isnt it?

nah we fought with sticks

Gba-men

sadly not, worlds just a tad corrupt like that pal

the absolute state of this umpiring

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More dogshit umpiring. Christ.

you can do more than one thing with sticks btw

what's that thing in the middle

umps should have gone to Specsavers

The meme's might have changed but the spirit is the same

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yeah but when youre a kid fighting with sticks is fun as fuck lad

>all these people angry about united
Lol
This is the part where you cope
This is the part where you seethe

it's a sound meter showing that the ball hit the bat (and thus joe root [the batsman] wasn't out)

There's no room for anger in football

yeah

Working with mongs is bad for the soul.
t. former kitchen manager

Tell that to scousers

>junior firpo to barcelona is done
>coutinho is going to united

why do the viewers have access to that and not the ref

tbf its not too bad when youre the one in charge, at least til someone fucks up and youve gotta clean up their mess

Haha

they checked with the ref
the umpires gave him out on field, but the batman asked for a review so they went to the video ref

Liverpool fans on suicide watch
Which they usually are tbf because of 0Pl

He isn't going to United, his agent isn't that retarded.

based non retarded VAR usage

so true
you'd fix var easily with a review system. each team gets one each; you lose if you're wrong, you retain if you're right

I wish football was this high iq.

/trans/ spotted at edgbaston

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When is football going to have VR (video referee) instead of VAR?

Based. So brave. Strong lad.

do her gf Kyouko next

>married
OH NO NO NO NO NO

sorry la, you had your chance to get him back but didn't
now he's going to united and will destroy liverpoo for disrespecting him

drunk crossdressing is unironically based

>liverpool
>disrespecting qt

free tonight? ill get the beers in

Reckon England are gonna need 500+ 1st innings without jimmeh jimmeh

I’ll get the poppers

you're still in time to sign him back if you make a decent offer of around 180m

tonne up for england

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Way below their standard this test

>malcom to zenit official

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what? he has a wife did that upset you lad

/trans/ spotted again

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hi /cric/ just woke up any update on the flintoff to sale sharks transfer?

Man made prison, pal

t.divorced

it actually would be grim if coutinho went to man u
he's too good for them

What the actual fuck?!

>too good
He’s shit

st petersburg is a beautiful city tbf

>getting married and not having kids
whats the point?

Chelsea will win a trophy
Arsenal, Tottenham and United will win NOTHING as usual
Check em

He's literally useless

i said he was too good for man u
not that he wasn't shit

Tax breaks

fookin valverde didn't want him and gave him few minutes
I would have sent him to zenit instead
at least they are doubling his wages

no wonder you feel that way

Why are polaks such niggers?

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coutinho is a fantastic player and a bargain for any team needing a superstar, like we all saw when he single handedly won copa america for brasil this summer
it's no surprise liverpool have looked like shit and soulless since he left
>b-but they won a cl without him!
ah yes, they won a champions lea-
>no VAR
oops doesn't count then

hundred partnership lads

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Why are United trying to spend a record amount on a CB not even in the top 20 in the world

Nothing in your post makes any sense
Coutinho is shit

>can't attack
>can't assist
>can't defend
>can't dribble
>can't shoot
>can't cross
>can't hold the ball
He's a dud

trying to copy the liverpool model

Rory Burns is growing on me. Seems a great lad.

but user, liverpool won a CL without him

Tbf Liverpool did it and they won the CL

stop posting meme sports outside of Yea Forumsies

Tbh if Van Dijk is 21st best I would say Maguire sneaks in around 19th best CB in the world.

Still 161 runs to get level, gotta pick up the RR now

Imagine playing for Barcelona and then going to Zenit

Why? No rush

>gotta pick up the RR now
>root nearly at 50
wouldn't hold your breath lad

If Paul Pogba was a canine he would be Paul Dogba

if paul pogba was reminiscent of an arsenal fan's post in /trans/ he would be paul blogba

>someone you love gets a rare disease
>suddenly you care about it and want to raise awareness and money for it
fuck off, selfish cunts

didier progba

If Marcus Rashford had female genitalia he would be Marcus Gashford

based burns finna get his century with 70 runs from thick edges

if paul pogba was born in england he would be paul mongba

if paul pogba was a liverpool fan circa may 2014 he would certainly not want to paul snogba

>le coutinho is shit meme
haha really funny, you guys crack me up
he'll be a great asset to united and essential to their way back to the top of football

If Pogba was Serbian he would be a white nigger.

If Paul Pogba was solely responsible for the death of 96 Liverpool fans in a stadium in Sheffield in 1989 he would be Paul Liverpool Fans

shit patter

Almost assist king 2020.

he would be pavle pogbadic tbf

also shit patter

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Aussies look knackered, might as well cash in
Denly will get a BIG DADDY HUNDRED

Kek. I wish the guy who brought up all of Lukaku’s almost assists yesterday had a trip so we could rip the shit out of him for a few days
>almost assists
What was he thinking?

If Juan Mata was covered in a flour based mixture and deep fried he would be Juan Batter
The same could be said if he was stood at a crease

to be fair almost assists are called key balls or some shit by stat faggots

Literally nobody cares about that stat. It’s like fucking ex-g

i don't care about my ex-g either
i certainly don't spend hours in bed staring into space thinking about her

Banter

Cob
Roll
Bap

What do you call it in your area?

Leicester: cob

Roll

nottingham: cob

only thing we can agree on

roll
inb4 some inbred mong calls them barms

Some people call it a barm

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
bracing for wicket

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Wouldn’t go as far as to call scousers people lad.
This guy is closer to it

bread ball

poetry

What area you mongs

Kek. The truth

>no VAR
There was VAR though

not in the groups, we've been through this

Not in the groups.
>commenting on something you don’t even understand

He didn't say no VAR in the groups, he said no VAR

if theres no ref for half a game is that a fair game?

GOTTEM

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Objectively? No

cringe

Depends what happens in that half

insane fee

rootybums on his way

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yes i'll take 1 slabhead and a dybala to go mate

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That’s a pretty sure fire confirmed then right?

It was 15:15 on 02/08/19 when united finally came BACK

How do you pronounce 'maguire'

mag wire

nope
and it wouldn't count either

mah-DIRE

mug-weir

>trusting brenny with that windfall
As an unironical frog islander i'm worried

>paying 100m of the queens money for Harry Maguire

Jesus christ this is now a laugh at united thread

It's MA-GWYER you dumb cunts

85 FUCKING MILLION

>£85m for harry maguire
jesus christ lol, lol indeed

it's very short, soft a though; very close to a muh

>15:27
>STILL no defenders signed for Arsenal
>STILL no good players signed for United
>STILL no decent quality/potential world class striker signed for City
>STILL no apology from Liverpool over Hysel or Illsbreh
>STILL no quality striker signed for Spurs
Lads I have a feeling this is gonna be a boring window.

All the ABUs come out now and start desperately posting Maguire is shit to mask their terror at United being BACK

Jesus Christ.

What CB was Mouyes asking for again?

What's so good about Maguire anyway?

he plays for man u

wait until they sign coutinho if you want to see real terror in ABUs' faces
based united is back

>le pretend to care about cricket general
>le pretend to be left wing general
>le huddershit general
>le top 6 team general
>le pretend to be gay general
Just end /trans/ already

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Youve only just used this joke about 2 hour an ago la don't ruin it

>STILL no decent quality/potential world class striker signed for City
They have two international strikers and can play fine with false 9s, why would they want a third?

>not being a left wing, cricket-watching, top-6-supporting, effeminate /trans/ poster
sorry lad

yep now its going to be between him and the man mountain as the Best CB in the World™

seems like you got BTFO today

wait man u now have Wan Bissakka AND maguire wtf

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>le I’m really angry man
My suggestion would be to calm down

What part of England is the name 'Maguire' from?

De Gea
WB-Maguire-Lindelof-Shaw
McTominay-Matic
James-Pogba-Martial
Dybala

ireland

Yes. It’s over for ABUs

Names like that used to be common in this land. But then the Anglo nation attacked

lmgtfy.com/?q=What part of England is the name 'Maguire' from?

*wins the league having got knocked out of Europa league groups on purpose*

MOUNTAIN

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and that's tea
another good sesh

what are we drinking/snacking on?

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Yeh, i can't think of a way to type it out in the limited english language

b-but he's only their 3rd best centre back

It's a Spanish name, derivative of Aguirre. So the proper way is
>Mag-We-Ray

stats are the most meaningless shit on earth

Must be French derived
Rotlis. Denly looking good for a ton

Coffee, strong, milk no sugar in my favourite pot noodle mug. Snickers crispy(new discovery in the paki [no-racist] shop, fucking delicious).

the absolute state of manchester united football club

this lol
what a pointless saga

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what do you mean? they just spent £85m on a CB, imagine how incredible he must be

haha

I thought they were asking for £95m

good point, presumably he's the final piece of the puzzle and they'll go on to win the league this season

They were asking for £90m. They literally saved themselves £5m
Also the actual deal is £65 up front. The rest in add ons

>Also the actual deal is £65 up front. The rest in add ons
where have you seen that? espn saying it's ~£80m plus addons

>be afraid.png

>£85 million for a lad who'd be 4th choice at Liverpool

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Lads. Dunno why you’re all spazzing out. The fee is £80m not 85

Okay la. I'm just FURIOUS.

>They literally saved themselves £5m
what should they spend the extra money on lads?

it's only the bbc and the manchester guardian reporting it as 80m
everyone else, including the telegraph (who got the story) are reporting it at 85m

>Kieran Tierney: Celtic's Neil Lennon braced for third Arsenal bid
Thanks BBC for this enlightening article. What next?

>Manchester United have reached an agreement to sign England centre-back Harry Maguire from Leicester for £80m - a world-record fee for a defender.

>Jean-Philippe Gbamin: Everton closing in on deal for Mainz midfielder
*tip* G'bamin.

Sky are reporting £80

So now Man United have bought the best defender in the world can they win something this season?

>tfw you SHANT be watching Smalling/Young/Jones play every week anymore

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Up the offer for Bruno to £65m instead of £60. Should get him.

>£80
bargain

yes the 'best defender in the world' trophy

That's my post, didn't even notice I got quints

>Harry Maguire is officially worth £80 million
What fucking universe is this

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How do I convince that it was just a coincidence, lads? He sounds angry and I'm scared.

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If they get Dybala they’ll win the league.

>didn't get it in /trans/
I should FILTER you just for that.

The best one

PSG fucked everything, and every one

>polish
Too late la
Prepare your anus.

£85 million
clown world

>people saying Arse should buy defenders
>Maguire costs £85m
Gee, wonder why they haven't bought any.

i'll tell youse lads i read it first as 8.5m and thought "leicester have done well there"
imagine my surprise!

Because they’re poor?

The Lord giveth...

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Exactly, nowadays defenders are scarce.

they can have Phil Jones for a tenner

Because 85 million for an English Dejan Lovren is daylight robbery.

why didn't arsenal go after lovren?

Gotta do what you gotta do if you wanna buy the league.
Liverpool tried and failed
City tried harder and did not fail

arsenal has the money though and they'll get even more from selling mustafi. sky sports says they just sold a player for 7.5m as well.

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Because he doesn't come with Matip?

Thank god football is back this weekend

They’re looking to improve their defence. Not crash it with no survivors.

seething now that Utd have the best backline in the league hahaha

He looks pretty scared. I would be too desu.

They have the money, they have rich owners, but the owners won't do it. They 'play within FFP' which is why Pepe is on installments. Who does Arsenal buy to improve their defence? I can think of only Tah and that other lad from Bunda but forgot his name. They'll easily be £50m-£60m each.

just a few short years ago harry maguire was shitting around in the europa league with hull city
look how far he's come!

Who could they even buy? There are no good centre backs on the market.

>Sheffield United have signed Scotland striker Oli McBurnie from Swansea for a club record deal worth up to £20m.
190kg on POOicide Watch.

Sule, Tah, Niakhate, Sane, Zagadou,

All that shit the United fans came out with to Liverpool when we spent the Coutinho money on VVD and Alisson. United don't even sell anyone of note and splash the same amount of cash on two players and it's all fine in their eyes.
Hypocrite FC la

Either of the Burnley lads. Dunk. Diop

lovren too

VVD+ Alisson

vs.

DDG + Maguire

Who you taking?

Not quite mate. Manure fans gave Liverpool shit because their manager said “I will never spend lots of money to win” and then they spent lots of money.
United have never tried to hide the fact they’re happy to spend lots of money

>United finally fixing their defence

De Gea will have a bit less to do this season

You forgot Expe, Ali and Docious

VVD on his own >>>> DDG + Maguire

It's bloody Manure, always worth a shot at asking for some crazy price in case they pay it. Lesta chairman has saod for months Maguire can go so long as it beats VVD's fee

DDG + Maguire
Every fucking day of the week

VVD+ Alisson comfortably

Denly out. Cheating aussie cunts again got to change the ball

>Lad...
What?

Can’t believe they let these cunts get away with it
Also DDG + Maguire shit on VVD and Alisson

Can we talk about the fact that Everton are about to buy Gbamin for the same fee Dortmund got each of Hazard and Brandt for

Gotta prove they're cheating tho lad and I doubt they'll be caught a second time.

umtiti

Spending 135m over two transfer windows on two players after selling a key player for about the same is a bare minimum for a club serious about competing. Klopp might have misspoke when he said he'd never spend big money, but it's not like he had much choice after Neymar went for what he did and prices went stupid. What was he supposed to do? Buy shitters for 30m and get nowhere?
Besides that, the fact we haven't bought anyone this season shows he's hardly the money manager you're making out.

Also don't give me that "united never tried to hide the fact they spend money" crap. United fans are one of the worst for saying "we're a proper club la" "class of '92 la" "oil money City and Chelsea buying the league la" all whilst out spending almost every other team in the league

Dybala's career dies if he goes to United.

>Dybala
>career

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>dybala is 25
thought he was like 20-21

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OH OH NO
the absolute state of that seethe.
Try not to waffle so much next time, it’ll make you look less upset.

haha

26 this year

haha

>can't think of a retort
>hurr durr u seething
Good one kiddo

>he's STILL seething

>de Ligt's MV nearly 10m less than de Jong's
???

ederson + laporte

>#FreeZouma is trending on twitter
Why? He wants to stay at Chelsea, Lampard wants him at Chelsea. And if Maguire costs £85 mil, then an actually good defender like Zouma must be astronomical.

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Bread cake
Sheffield

will that cricket fag teach me the rules of cricket

You mean it will be resurrected.

hit the ball and dont let them catch the ball

>bread cake
lmao

>good defender
>black

lelno

de jong is the new cryuff la

>Everton thinking Chelsea will give them a deal after the fuckery they pulled with Stones and Lukaku

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Ouch. You seem really really mad. Sometimes it’s best to just admit you were wrong.

wtf! mcguire is shit now!

Koub or Maguire for cheaper and board told him no. He lamented that Man Utd scouting setup was bloated and sucks for not finding players like Maguire and Robertson when they were cheap at Hull

I've left work now and I'm phone posting so cannot be bothered
Go to /cric/ they love it when yanks ask about their sport

Yes, but only if you fellow Americans stop believing that meme about Abner Doubleday as the inventor of baseball, when it was the Bongs.

thanks bud, there’s like 20 poos in my city and they go to the park every sunday and play, may try to go one weekend for some bobs and vagene

Um, sweetums, Rio Ferdinand, Evra, Campbell, Cole?

As soon as a player moves to a Top 6 team, he is immediately shit.

#WelcomeSquillaci

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If you think they weren't carried you are delusional.

You cannot name 1 good black defender.

Got any actual reasons why I'm wrong?
Seems you guys never got out of the Yea Forums "u mad bro?" phase

So they waited, fired Mouyes, put Ole at the wheel and bought the guy for a bloated price?

Koulibaly. Thuram. Desailly. Boateng. Toure

Liverpool have 4 of them right how

Unless it is announcing the signing of those JJ lads or Zagadou and Tah, don't care.

Taribo West.

>De Ligt costed less than Maguire

Who can even name a world class black defensive partnership? You can't because there aren't any good black defenders.

Ok man. Stay mad if you think that’s best. /trans/ is a no mad zone though and you’re mad as fuck so do it elsewhere.

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zouma, coleman, holgate, mina

Cannavaro, Cafu, Carlos

De Ligt is literally fucking shit. Did you not see him play last year and this summer and for Juve in pre season. Absolutely awful.

Umtiti & Varane. Done.

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He has a uk flag so he's in the country, maybe your wish will come true

A no real discussion zone too it seems

umtitty - varane
um sweaty they just won the worldc up

looks like a dinner lady

SEETHING

heh

youtu.be/GH_1H8IdULc
where is he going? (There are captions)

Always rated Molodova tbqh

Lads. I’ve been sat in the kitchen watching the cricket and posting in /trans/.
In the last hour I’ve see. Two people piss in the middle of the street and one bird throw up in the street. It’s a good crack here but a bit fucking grim. Wasn’t my first choice uni. Oh well only one more year.

>In the last hour I’ve see. Two people piss in the middle of the street and one bird throw up in the street.
That sounds the weirdest cricket match

You mean butteh, right?
>t. Sheffield

Where are you at uni lad? Sounds like a shit hole.

sounds about standard tbf

>Boateng

Mug-why-er

Midlands unite

>people think a sausage roll is bread and not pastry

At uni in Liverpool. Live in Baltic Triangle.
It’s a bit shit but at least it’s easy to fuck girls here

My parents say breadcake but you're right, you'd be mad to not say butteh when asking for a chip butty from your local fish and chip shop

>Breadcake
Is it bread or is it cake. Pretty fucking unclear desu

Kek. Pottery. Liverpool is a fucking ghetto dump

tonne up for rory

It's at least better than 'barm'. When I went to sandwich shop near Manchester Uni they refused to sell to me unless I called it a barm, never went there again

>near Manchester
Liverpool isn’t that near Manchester desu

of course it is

Seen some drunks passed out in the street here but they at least wait til night time

Where is he off to then lads?
sport-english.com/en/news/barca/barca-are-looking-to-speed-up-the-sale-of-philippe-coutinho-7579202

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>tfw passed up a night drinking to spend it with a girl I'm not going to have sex with
Love sucks

Fenerbahce

to psg according to betting odds

based daddy's making a chocolate tart and he let me lick out the bowl

Salford Utd

apparently he favours EPLEL but i dont know if just bs rumour

Utd to make Livershits seethe

Pollboo?

...

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twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1157326315281965057?s=19
About Moise Kean to Everton situation.

Would laugh if Utd wasted loads of money on him desu

>City splashing cash everywhere as usual
>Livershit signing no one
>Arse and Utd over spending like crazy
>Chelsea buying no one
We're literally winning the transfer window again

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Can't decide if I'd rather fuck or get fucked by

new

well that's swansea relegated then

>back2back2back transfer window winners
has this ever been done before?

2 posts early

Arsenal on loan

Oh fo' fock's sake.

That's World Cup finalist and Champions League winner Dejan Lovren to you, pal.

>Soon-to-be-winner of the Ballon D'Or and officially the best player in the Premier League and a goalkeeper who won 3 Golden Gloves this year
>A man being routinely mocked for his hilarious goalkeeping errors and an Easter Island head
Seems like an easy choice to me.

i would love to fill it up haha

>waste
>make Liverpool fans seethe

Would be worth every penny lad

imagine not supporting your local team. Can't wait for the Honey Monster to light up the Champo

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