Didnt realize books had this many calories lmao

>not getting the Architect meme
Lurk more, newfag

Huh what u mean?

please someone posts some ass

mmmm

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I want to have my way with her chubby arm.

LOL hey everyone come laugh at this loser who doesn't know the joke

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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i'd like to 007 cheeseburger his sister desu

>Tessa has been moonlighting as Blue Pants all these years

You cannot be serious. What a fucking jabrony.

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He like big thots and he cannot lie

>tries to remind people she was in NXT but can't wear the pants so she has to dye her hair blue
>gets shitty hair dye because she's on a bingo hall salary and ends up going bald

JUST

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Holy shit this is way too accurate. Can't unsee it now

I don't think you understand how hair dye works.

Look at his face in the right pic, he plumped that poor girl up for his own sick fetish

I don't get it

what is there to get?

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HOLY SHIT!!! What a reversal!!

Kek. Alright. I'm using this from now on.

THE ARCHITECT

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I'm sure you're just being a troll at this point to amuse yourself, but I'll try to dumb it down as much as possible
>Pierce Brosnan married a super model because he was Bond
>He really has a fetish for fat chicks so he slowly over time gets his wife pregnant a few times and eventually she starts ballooning up into what she is now.
>He's now called "The Architect" for planning this out to "build" his perfect woman
>Because of this the joke is anytime a chick starts getting fat we honor this great man with a picture of him smiling.

And if you still don't understand it then go find a lake/river/any kind of deep body of water, tie a rope connecting yourself and the largest rock you can find, then jump into the water and stay there thinking about it until you get it....or until you drown....either way is fine with me.

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Based Architect.

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OP BTFO HIS CRITICS