/turnleft/ - Official NASCAR Eldora Dirt Derby Race Thread

Why doesn't Tony run this race since he's such a dirt guy?
Same goes for Gordon since Tony keeps offering him a seat in Norm's old truck presumably prepped by Haas.

tony owns this track. probably doing blow in the infield

>Mike Affarano truck running second

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>gillilel

kyle used all 5 of his truck races already
guess how many he won?

FRIKKING BASED ELDORA BABYYYYYYYYYYY

Why not save one for the only unique nascar race of the year?

>People born in 2003 are now racing in NASCAR

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We already have a winner born in the 2000s as of a couple weeks ago

wtf no decker tonight? i feel robbed of a big one

How long until Creed totals his truck?

They finally fire her?

We could always see a Johnny Sauter caution crash

This race feels a little bit empty without Rico.

/missrico/

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>sports24.club/watch/nascar-racing-fox_sports1.html
Thanks for the link bro

This. Without micro-mega-man, the glory of this race always comes up a little short.

>El Snora

please delete this

This but ironically and not unironically

>Darwin Peters Jr

>Self spin

Nice was just gonna ask if there was a bread for Eldora.

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who are the commentators? one of them sounds like michael waltrip

you identified correctly user

He's commentating I don't know about anyone else though

Gotta love Smoke

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vince welch, phil parsons, mikey

I have somehow never heard of this race. Is it usually a pretty fun one? Or is it more of a meme.

It can be pretty memey due to yellow flags and shit, but it can be pretty good, too.

It's been very good in years past. Last year was a bit tame. Drivers are saying the track is different this year, looks like Tony is trying to get a good cushion for them to lean on and keeping some moisture in the surface

>Is it usually a pretty fun one? Or is it more of a meme
yes.

Yes

who ragsinabox here

>Charlie Krall on the PA
he wants to be a big star so damn bad

>muh god

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What...The...Fuck

>flyover for a dirt race is a medevac chopper

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Will Tony punch someone else tonight?

Would be based if true

yea since he cant run anyone over

WAIT TONY STEWART IS RACING?????

no

He just owns the track

I would say he will kill somebody tonight

Good shit right here

CHOOSE YOU FOOD

>pizzaburger feature incoming

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who /downsouth/ here? anyone head to the local dirt track on summer nights?

>eldora was the last thing i watched before bootcamp in 2013
>special place in my heart since
perhaps my favorite race from all 3 national series all year

tony with glasses just feels weird

either ribs or /tendies/

>cawshun

holy fuck look at those prices i would order so much shit

tendies all day everyday

get one of the toiler water mixed drinks

he's getting old user...

Impressed Affarano's truck made it to the track

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Probably get a hot dog, and then whatever else I might feel like having.
I know, right?

shhh tony is ageless

>dude's name is areola
kek

imagine if strickler wins on the 54

Why isn't Biffle running?

about the same chance as the catholic church not covering up for kiddie touchers

Or the synagogue not covering up for a Jew chewing off the foreskins of newborns.

>Didn't get a $5 p'zone for the night
I fucked up

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what is this stage bullshit

Where have you been the last 3 years?

They brought it in so that we'd get more green flag commercial free broadcast, and less bullshit debris cautious. If you're wondering about pit road that shit would be unsafe at speed

>prosecutor investigating the society of jesus (one of the most powerful catholic orders)
>even a saint could end up investigated
shit's out of control here

GREETINGS RACE FANS!

Eldora Speedway is proud to announce the continuation of the highly esteemed, world famous PIZZA BURGER!

The Eldora Speedway Pizza Burger features a wonderous 60/40 blend of ground beef and finely diced Hormel pepperoni, stuffed with Kraft Mozzarella cheese and grilled until firm and thoroughly browned. This burger is then slammed between the two sides of a traditional Pepperidge Farm Soft White Hamburger Bun and can then be topped with a plethora of classic burger toppings including Hunt's Tomato Ketchup, Velveeta Processed Cheese Sauce, thinly sliced Ohio white onion, and diced hot Italian peppers. The famed Pizza Burger, with your choice of toppings (picture related) can be found in a convenient foil carrying case at any of Eldora's four permanent concession stands for just $3.

A perfect pairing to the legendary Pizza Burger, Eldora Speedway's famed Hot Pepper Cheese Balls are another mouth watering treat that cannot be missed. These spherical specialties are a twist on the traditional jalapeno popper, featuring finely diced Jalapeno peppers and Kraft Cheddar Cheese, rolled in flour and breaded before frying. After their light fry, each ball features crispy breaded crust and gooey cheddar cheese interior, textures so perfect they are unparalleled on the NASCAR circuit. Eldora's Hot Pepper Cheese Balls can be had, more than a dozen per order, for $3 at any of the four permanent concession stands at the Speeday.

Make sure to get your meal tonight, and eat it quick because there will be track dust in your bite!

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Please tell me that you are the real food poster I miss you

race22.online/sarah-cornett-ching-looks-ahead-to-late-model-return-at-hickory/

>Moffitt

while the 60/40 blend of beef/pepperoni is nice, a real pizza burger is topped with thick marinara sauce and melty mozzarella

J U A N
U
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BIG ONE

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BIG JUAN

small juan

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BASED WELDERFU

It was a Juan for sure

counted 11 trucks, it's a proper big juan

Green fla....YELLER

I agree, but you get what you get for $3

There is only one. Cheesewhich is an imposter (although I’m not sure if it is copypasta of something I posted while drunk) and I will only post nowadays if I have new concession information (IE new offerings or updates of old info)

Honestly fuck this meme race this late in the season. There's KBM trucks running for the championship right now and here we are tearing up our trucks in a zero-skill required shitfest. Should've just added another Kentucky race and moved another intermediate track to this weekend.

Based

weak bait, kyle

Didn't know it was possible to be this wrong

>moved another intermediate track to this weekend
That was a nice touch.

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oldfags please help. remember checklist user, and how at the bottom he would have a stone cold richard childress headlock of the race or what have you....

what was the exact terminology of that phrase??

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Friesen's gonna kill his CC

Fuck off newfag, check the archive

The fuck are we red flag for now?

People get a shit load of time on pit road and they have to do it in 2 heats

pits are too small, they've done this every year

Jesus Cobb has some saggers

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ching

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Yay lights...

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Ah, thought I missed a wreck or something. Ty anons.

who is this sloot?

since it's "cool" to call people newfags in this thread, i now have to call you a newfag.

"cool" thanks user. Great to be here.

and then there's you, being an all around faggot

she used to race arca. she was terrible but had cute bewbs so sp liked her. sarah cornett ching.

it was the STONE TOLD SMOKIN JOE LEAD PIPE PADLOCK RICHARD CHILDRESS HEADLOCK LOCK OF THE WEEK

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Multiple repeating digits in this thread.

how long ago, never really watched arca

/miss/ checklist user

maybe four years ago?

like 3 or 4 years. not very long ago.

what the fuck was all that

What is that cute little duckie thing on Chastain's truck?

HABBENINGS

thank you checklist user

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absolute fuckery

10-4 thanks anons

Now that's some serious fuckery.

How many crashes was that lol

What the heck was that all about?

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god bless

BIG TREE

>tfw checklist user is still here but just can't post checklists because jannies are faggots

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why are we still circling under caution

it hurts. i would probably attend more cup race threads if it werent for the jannies.

in fact, i think nascar's downfall is entirely the jannies' fault.

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Please ban Michael Waltrip from ever attempting to say Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s name ever again.

jesus christ burn that image

>can't get the lineup right
Why does it matter? They're all going to just crash anyway.

>norm

How the heck is Gillllilililililand not sucking?

LMAO
freezin will never win a race will he

Incoming Friesen choke

Empty gas tank, like the emptiness in his winless soul.

>please come to Bristol we have a 200,000 seat stadium and we get about 40k to show up just pay for the overpriced hotel dude

Please park the #10. Jesus Christ.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

activate it, enfinger

guess it'll be finger's revenge

how can they cram so many commercials into one race?

how can they cram so many caution laps into one race?

Finally he fucking wins
Floodgates open now boys

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TONY STEWART HANDS THE TROPHY TO THE WINNER

STEWART FRIESEN IS MARRIED TO TONY STEWARTS EX GIRLFRIEND: JESSICA ZEMKEN.

Based Stewart winning at a Stewart owned speedway

Is Tony gonna punch him?

OH NO NO NO NO

Based

Who cares. Tony is rich af and married to a hot bitch and stew is...a trucks driver. Cant imagine Tony is too salty

who cares about soccer garbage

Ben Rhodes was being sort of a dick tonight...

I heard hearsay once that Tyler Dippel's a snot.

This.

It's like passing off an old truck to a rookie.

He said in 2014 that Tony Stewart "used his car as a weapon" when he killed Kevin Ward Jr

tony was not in victory lane.

he mad.

decent but caution laps ruined this race

not bad, last year was elite

>NASCAR makes 33 team pull the Marathon logos from the truck
>Finish 4th so post race interview has Marathon logo front and center on firesuit

Sunoco and NASCAR BTFO