/cric/ - The Ashes

2013

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2019

Getting tired of these pozzie tailenders

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think the aussie selectors have been reading my posts on here
but why would you choose cummins over starc or hazlewood in england?

which one of you is this?

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fatguts seething in other thread kek

This is the thread.

Looked like an absolute banger of an opening to the Ashes. Really stoked I could sleep through 90% of it.

>but one mistake; that alertness for measuring and weighing event against eventuality, circumstance against human nature, his own fallible judgement and mortal clay against not only human but natural forces, choosing and discarding, compromising with his dream and his ambition like you must with the bowler which you wallop across county grounds, over ropes, which you control only through your ability to keep the bowler from realising that actually you cannot, that actually it is the stronger.

news just called smoth the australian captain

paine :(

Smith, redemption.
Warner, humiliation.

Perfect.

Is this shit worth a torrent?

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Love The Cricket
Hate Sebbo and that brown nosing Britcunt in the other thread

Wrong one my bad, is this shit worth a torrent?

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hard to say, what is completely free torrenting worth?

sebbo and the potato are not in here. be happy.

There's two potatoes except one of them is English.
Why don't use the other thread? It was made first and has a better OP

Any sandpaper man in?

gave them 150 runs too many

Archer would have cleaned up the tail quickly

It was made by the fatguts sebbo. You're new so you wouldn't know

because we don't use fatgut's threads as a general community rule, freshie.

Is this the thread?

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Based Yea Forums

Don't think this is real lads

im kind of worried that our bowling actually is shit

Your favourite Cricketing body?

For me, it's Mark Cosgrove

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Based Gary will save you lad

oh no no no no

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Brianlet bash is alright if it wasn't for the stupid music

You lads are so funny, you don't know. Anyway nevermind, his OP was better, have a look.

The cricket today in general was really good and proper test match stuff, so much better than the pyjama versions. Always has been though, but after all that wc it's easy to forget.

Really want tits in my face bro

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@kiwi nonces
my feces
clean them

Vitality blast this

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>bowler bowls a ball
>Batter gets a good clean hit on it but it's a big Short
>Fielder catches it
>Bowler takes the credit

In these situations I cannot understand why the bowler takes the credit

Because he made the batsman play the shot which got him caught.

More like he's given the batter a good opportunity for a boundary and he's fucked it. I agree the bowler should get credit for most wickets but not all of them

Also

>Made him play the shot

This is what the batter wants, shots, you should be limiting the batters chances especially in limited overs

Sauce plz

Go back to your containment thread "mate"

(((Merchant)))de Lange getting spanked

Argue instead about leg byes being extras mate.
If the batsman is caught it is considered a bad shot played, whether it's a nick or attempted slog.
I'll grant you that on occasion the catch itself is spectacular and the shot wasn't necessarily a bad one.

Good finish to this game lads

>go back to your containment board

I love how newfag bongs try to follow suit and do the whole sebbo thing to try and fit in and pretend they have friends on the fucking internet. Sad that /cric/ is basically a pack of dogs following their leader and no one can think for themselves here.

>Tied game

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tessa fowler

>g-go away please, n-no one wants you here

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>(You) me if you agree

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New opener? All rounder? Tipping him to be the English Jacque Kallis

There is no leader though, that's important.

is this smith hundred even better than that indian one where he was dropped 4 times when everybody else collapsed?

>First Ashes test of the series
>First test since his comeback
>Being booed all match
>Didn't give England a chance

This one's better mate

reminder root is too mentally cooked to produce a similar innings

Reminder Root is a world cup winner

more like a world cup tire

oh yea which sport m8?

:)

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How many runs/wickets did his team win by?

The same amount as the Kiwis did in this match espncricinfo.com/series/8082/game/654367/lions-vs-otago-14th-match-group-a-champions-league-twenty20-2013-14

Who is that black fellow? Has he played cricket in england for very long?

Moved to England when he was young, that's good enough for me

>Has he played cricket in england for very long?
3 years mate

Same amount of time Colin de Grandhomme has played for new zealand

archer bowled the final superover
wont lie i was initially seething when they gave it to the young wog

just woke up

colin has played in new zealand since 2006 lad

Archer started playing in England in 2007, and the year is now 2010? Go and get fucked you drunk idiot zach.

>anderson is 37
fuck me no wonder hes busted
lucky weve had him this long its probably his final ashes
i rate broad but he wont match his consistency
hes getting on too anyway

>wog

who's that pedo looking fella?

Root's batting average, he became captain in 2017.

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what
im pretty sure he is

>Same amount of time Colin de Grandhomme has played for new zealand
>"for"new zealand

>Has he played cricket "in" england for very long?

Did I fucking stutter cunt?

Jesus wept the state of you.

thinking about how fucking gay and stupid england is desu

the undefeated new zealand

I already told you mate and I also brought up the fact your Zimbo player started playing for New Zealand at the same time

what did i do
genuinely lost

would absolutely heem ben stokes if i ever saw him in nz

*Dink*

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An actual tied game

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>He made his ODI debut for England against Ireland on 3 May 2019
Nice "three years" you've just made up in your head-canon, you brain dead idiot pomgolian fucking moron.

post your recommended categories cric

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>Has he played cricket in england for very long?
He's been playing cricket "in" England for years mate, what part of your question don't you understand lad?

So whos winning?

>PAWG
>Braps
>Facesitting

(((them)))

>"in"
i dont think those quotation marks mean what you think they mean

Just trying to make it as easy as possible for you to understand. I don't think IN means what you think it means mate, try FOR next time

im not the guy arguing with you, i dont spend this much time and energy thinking about niggers

Fair enough

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In awe of Smith. What a player.

imagine being in awe of another man

I- I- I was at Edgbaston today lads.
Literally booed and clapped Smoth’s century.

Does this make me a faggot

In awe of the girl from Beach House. What a player

Ez win for Australia

What? You’ve never played /cric/ Simulator? PBBFBDBDBBDBFBT. You know sebbo does it for free, right?

do you agree with FAIZAN?

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yes
you seem more of an r/cricket man as opposed to /cric/ lad
we thrive off being contrarian wankers whilst they have a penchant of idolising whatever is the most popular opinion

they're your people

Is that a deflection?

reminder that /cric/ IS and REMAINS a racism-free zone

Tell us more about r/cricket.

more pavel florin
less mohammad amir

fuck off nigger

hoping the ECL will have an inspirational effect on cricketers on the continent

Just woke up

hello

Reckon florin would get root out
It would bamboozle him

*saves cricket*

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Hi

The Brit is a nonce

how good wpuld it be if the cricket was on during the day in the SH. could listen while at work, would be elite

I'll be posting here

starc is absolute shit and has been for years, sprays it everywhere and can't swing it
hazlewood is always bad in ashes tests and siddle is a better bowler for his role in england, remember the fifth test of the last ashes in england when hazlewood was dropped for siddle?

>284
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

wog means black in england

ah memories

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hmm
thought he was scoring much more than that, guess it's the constant 50 and out dragging it down

it's not cracked. and ashes cricket took 214 days to crack

Kek I just saw that post

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;)

the face of dog rape

cumGOD

'chabin bla
haven't seen that pic of sebby in yonks ngl
dogged day of cricket innit bla? full kudos to Smith x

we all know you're not the blacunt

blashit is an abhorrent fucktard

blabla* bla
x

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x
how's the wc depression bla?! tisbeena minute innit!

sebbo was in /brit/ the other day pretending to be blacunt

no way lol
haven't been on here for a few days x

it's the only way he can farm any replies

shall go back to ignoring him now

Left my scooter outside the diary
nek minute

classic

this dude is one crafty fella ngl bla
youtu.be/Sc4-92wWV9I
x

kek minnit

looking forward to the weigh in

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youtube.com/watch?v=fn8GQs54bsU

kek

yodel

missed work for that innings lads
shit umpiring for both sides, inspiring by Smoth
this series is going to be a fucking cracker
>Paine
fuck him off, Smoth has already done more for the team this whole series than Paine ever could

based retard

Yeah but smoth cheated mate

Smith's innings was the best I've seen in an Ashes series since Cook's double-century down under
What would he have averaged in the 90s-00s era?

reckon the seethe is better than his innings tbqh
>non ashes country lurking
lmao little fella

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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Cook's double last year? that was absolute poo mate flattest deck I've ever seen

Reminder that die lit came out last year and flatbed freestyle is the theme to Rory burns’ innings tomorrow

lads. i fuckin love steve smith so much

Nah in 10-11 at the Gabba

why are curries so tasteless in their banter?

starc needs to be on pacey tracks and hazlewood is a bouncebabby

poodicting a peengland batting poolapse tonight

is it possible to get a replay of last night's game like Kayo usually does?

pretty pissed it isn't on kayo. means I have to sit out in the cold loungeroom rather than snuggling in bed and watching it while shitposting. and the nine live feed is garbage

who is this disgusting fat pile of garbage?

you can still stream it on your computer through this 9now.com.au/live/gem
I just want to get a replay but it seems impossible

Sebbo’s fat, that’s a fact
So damn thicc you’ll have a heart attack
Fucking his dog with his two inch chode
He might have to give him a double load

For me it’s Englel batting collapse on day 2

9now.com.au/the-ashes-test-cricket/2019/episode-1
watch this at 8:32
why the fuck is ali just standing there lmao

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ah yeah fair

why was Wade recalled again?
seen u10s look more comfortable than him

what are you on about? genuinely confused mate.
>CDG moved to NZ before the 06/07 season
>debuted for NZ in 2012
>Jofra moved to England in 2016
>debuted in 2019
how do I interpret this in a way that doesn't make you look retarded? also, Archer would've had to have waited another 3 years to play for England but they changed their eligibility rules for him.

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YEAHHHH I’M GONNA MAKE THE POST ON THE OLD /CRIC/ THREAD

just cannot get over that SPUD innings. I think he was on about 35 when the 8th wicket fell.

bedtime on the cards

nice sport

Has Steve Smith cucked himself out of potentially being the GOAT?

the virgin maskposting /hoc/
the chad sneedposting /cric/

youtu.be/XlyDxGqZswM
oof
'nite bla x

no, in fact, the suspension adds to it

this is a maskCHAD general sneedcel freshcunt

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(1) one last post bla x

Yeah I went to bed around that time. Thought Siddle looked good but was only hoping they could pass 180

Zachy b AKA the grim rapist

lel

the eternal rileyposting /nrl/

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for me? Mortdecai

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I love him

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Did you get permission to post this?

Hello new to cricket, what’s the best thing about cricket?

>jumping on the moeposter forced meme
bit concerning lad

>force meme
spotted a newcunt lads

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well well, look at the maskposter pulling up with his fancy freshie meme

got him on a string lads

Is this from Top Gun 2?

Seb, you fat lad. I ask: why do you stay?

for me, it's c*nnyposting

Hello, is this cricket?

quick, somebody photoshop hope solo into his glasses

very funny meme my friend
upvoted
top kek

ahahahah
I miss straffo

Aussies = British flag
Kiwis = British flag

Holy fuck what cucks lol

Losers

Stop posting him
We're going to get reported to the aussie police

*anchors the innings*

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ahahahahahahaha sneed BTFO

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force this meme plz

So many British flags here tonight, good to see.

>bes an extension of kangz
kek

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So how heavy is Seb, exactly? See him called fat all the time, but how fat are we talking here?

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Why do you have a British flag on your flag? Its pathetic

very relatable
have the same glasses

no one can get close enough to measure lad due to the law of universal gravitation.

130kg he said once, likely that it's actually 150+

based straffo

Nice British flag you have there mate thanks for being our sixth colony (the rubbish prison part)

Why are Australians and kiwis such cucks? Love for them to reply without a British flag. Oh wait. They literally can’t lmao

who is this?

>Liberian poster
glad you finally have internet lad.

very fun sport you guys have here

Thanks for the you lad, unlike you Australians we are living in 2019

that's funny haha

NEW:

>marries brother
>represents US state
very inclusive, very 2019
well done Liberia hehehe

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hello fellow american

sebbo cannot stand seeing his fat ugly monstrous visage as the OP kek

that dogs been raped
t.vet

hahahahahahahahahahah
top kek bro

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>a tiny irrelevant island trying to make fun of the US

Kinda funny kinda pathetic

enjoying the energy lads but we're doing a thing where we ignore the fat piece of shit

Do you rate Avengers end game? Or do you prefer cricket?

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What is the highest golf score you've gotten?

Calm down British flag with stars

can I ask you something

top keke ahahah

cricket

can I ask you something

fat spic is losing it

make sure to include the big fella in the next OP
seething and desperate for the thread to 404

ah I get it he's trying to get the thread autosaged lmao. so petty

can I ask you something

SEETHING

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British flags are losing it no wonder they have no identity

as much as I hate sebbo, I have to agree with him: the fact that we have a union jack on our flag still is cringe. we need to make the eureka flag our national flag

lol

THANK YOU BASED AUSGOD
Stop the madness

big kek

the aussies think I'm sebbo but I have legit no idea who he is and I've just been responding to myself to continue an autistic joke continually.
they look at the flag and claim I'm sebbo ahahahah

They fucking love sebbo m8 only newfags hate him

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>blogposting
cringe

funny coincidence that you've chosen to post spam in a thread with sebbo's pic as the OP then

respond to me and sebbo in the same pic and I'll prove I'm not him with a screencap

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Funny coincidence you post under a British flag and call other countries cucks lmao

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>screen capping Twitter

Sad

>woke up this morning
>(144) new posts in the 404'd /cric/ thread tab
>steve smith scored 144
the synchronicity is off the charts lads

>10 past midnight in the USA posting on a general you rank 30th in
be nice mate, its clear you just need someone to talk to, anyone.

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>mfw peengland will never EVER figure out how to get Smith out

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Gonna watch the boys tonight

Hahaha wow yeah absolutely based mate please come and post again that’s just too crazy for words lmao lol fucking hell so based

Who do Amerifriends support in the cricket?

I’m on the west coast loser how’s that British flag treating you

business idea: bowl every ball underarm

For me, it’s Glamorgan

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They call him Cuban Steve
He's the king of the Edgbaston beat
When he comes out to bat poms go
Seethe seethey boom
Seethe seethey boom

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cringing at your bitterness m8

They call him Pooty Poot
He's the king of anal root
When theyre winning he goes
All on the fence
All on the fence
All on the fence

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What part of the uk you from mate
Oh
You’re not
Kinda embarrassing

For me, it's the Hong Kong national cricket team

>tfw I am the only actual person posting from the the USA in this thread

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>he thinks I'm not from the US

Fuck up daniel

please watch our sport

Nah I’m good thanks mate

autism

bit going on here

c'mon

okay I will mate
I have decided I am going to officially be the Sebbo Resistance and I will restore honor to the US National Cricket Fanbase

not for me just a lot of filtered posts

burgers lost it. lel

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kek

KEK

Prove it
Post a pic (dick pick preferably)

*be's the best*

Ok mate

glad you followed my recommendation m8

*BE BASED*

can somebody wire me $10?

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is marnus labuschagne related to the Manus island detention centre?

meme shit is back and everything is good in the world again
just hope they don't make the mong captain again he's dumb as fuck

sent ;)

Bowled a few last couple of days. Body pains like a mc

good

awful fucking thread.
/cric/ has really slipped into shit.

do you bowl like bumrah?

No. Tried pretty hard to copy

yeh viv talk nah

>rotates strike to protect the tail
>builds Siddles confidence by allowing him to face overs
>leaves everything wide of stump
>pinpoint boundaries and brainy 2s
>counterattacks at the perfect time
>forces Poot to guard the boundary
dudes a genius but yeah, dont give him captaincy

get the fuck out of here Poopealand
you've had your brief time in the sun and fucked it up
accept it, move on

not talking about how he bats mate

owned

When do India play the ashes?

based retard

>there was no strategy at all involved in his innings
Im not either lad, back to pyjama cricket

NZ runs /cric/, idiot.
and there's not a think you can do about it.

How do we get Canadians to watch our sport?

find it so grim
so true
so real

i want to take a fucking dump m8

poor cunt, you miss the attention.
look, just larp as an Aussie expat no one will know

>he batted well
literally all you're saying
any kid in u12s could reel off the same shit about what you need to do when batting with the tail

THRILLS
SPILLS
AND SUNDAY SPILLS

Steve Smith was an objectively horrible captain and regularly would put Australia in shit situations or lose >us games with his mong decisions

but he can hold the strike so that makes him the smartest ever cricketer

for me, it's silver chair

exposed cazzie

Got this mong on a string lads.

>if I plebbit space he'll think there are 2 people with my cazzie opinion
fuck freshcunt, embarrasing, didnt say hes a good captain. said hes not dumb
back to the pavillion son

/afl/ blowie reeling

I think people want to remember stove as a shit captain because he acted like a mong but he really wasn't that bad towards the end
He did start out badly but by the home ashes series he really came into his own both commercially and artistically
I'd like to see Paine stay on as captain but I get the feeling he isn't that into it

he's dumb as fuck lmao he thought Bob Hawke was Australia's first PM

finna start posting projectors any second now

Sounds like a song desu

I have no idea who Australia's first PM was, don't think they ever taught us that at school.

Edmund Barton dumb cunt

pretty sure he climbed mount everest dummy

the absolute desperation

nvm

there's an older video where the players were asked who the dumbest player was
they all said Steve Smith

cringe

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Literally whom?

remember that video where starc walked in on henriques listening to spotify
howling at the thought

shall unironically watch some Ashes tonight.

thinking he's punching below
no homo

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must be a beard

>australian """"women""""
grim

t. attention whore

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beauty isnt everything lads

its just the vapid social media that has forced this meme

Just got tickets for the boxing day test. Meet me in Melbourne if you want your teeth knocked out.

pozzies trembling ITT

Beauty is in the eye of the beho-eerrggh wtf is that

bit scared of shitspouter punching me into a coma

lookin good m8

dumb cunt

/afl/ waiting room

England gonna get twatted. Do fucking amazing then fail to take down the shitters. Engpakis 65 all out. Screencap.

>please notice me
>k-kane williamson is still b-based right guise
>S-santner heh
>I'll punch you heh
feeling sorry for you tbqh lad

I'll have an original glaze thanks

so true

both sides got rekt by the bowlers in the hick v haddin game
thinking this game might be similar and the first innings score is quite elite

Starc looked depressed af last night lads

don't forget England were bowled out for double digits by some literal who druids a week ago

lawnshit and poospouter btfo

Don't get how England steamrolled Australia and then totally fucked up on the final wicket. The delay and rain fucked them.

he's mad lads

terrible at handling pressure
Poot should have attacked instead of his usual bitch ass boundary protection
Smoth singlehandedly steamrolled your whole team

how are you surprised? it's basically the pattern in every ashes that takes place in england
>that agar partnership
>that almost draw that fell short by 3 runs
>baddin for the entirety of the last one

>boo
>boo
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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some serious cric-related content coming out of rarbg lately

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>for free

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any word on Anderson?

what time does express post next day delivery generally get delivered?

they wait until whenever you're unavailable so you have to pick it up at the post office

jokes on them I'm a neet. just been anxiously waiting all day it's tiring me out

what do you want to heard about me lad

it's not coming.

he's a cunt

could you kneecap him for me

They'll put the post office pickup slip in your mailbox without you even noticing.

fuck this I'm gonna watch out the window

youtube.com/watch?v=Av4GrdaEzdE

my optimism, gone

Why can't other nations produce as many aesthetic batsmen as India?
>sachin
>kohli
>laxman
>dravid
>ganguly
>sehwag
>yuvraj
>pujara
And don't pretend to deny it either, even Rohit and KL are good to watch. The handful from other countries i recall:

Martyn
M Waugh (probably the most elegant aussie i've seen)
Williamson
Anwar
Youhana
Atherton
Lara
Aravinda da Silva
Jayawardena

Nobody wants to know what you do to kids bumholes you filthy pedo.

>Broad takes 5
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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i love steve smith so so so much

Can I speak to the manager please

>smith draws a line in the sand
haha sand like in sandpaper i get it haha

>LE FUG LE AUSTRALIA :DDD:DDDDD

imagine all the sad wagies going to work on a crammed tube having to read about based smiffy

ahh, the famous gentlemanly sportsmanship England are known for worldwide

what's for tea lads? missus is making prawn spring rolls and dumplings.

sehwag and yuvraj are total memesloggers m8

based autist Smoth
seething manlet Warner

Went to 1154 for their WOAP dish. Crayfish carbonara with black truffle. Was elite.

fuck, the uk papers do more harm for Englel than good.
t.collective consciousness agitators

>please guys
>wh-whats for dinner
>S-Santner amirite
BASED STEVE

An English batting collapse for sub 100 would really cap off a good week

>w-we run /cric/

santGOD

This is a Smoth celebration thread.
fuck off

what even is the santshit meme? just because he has a funny action?

SAINTNER

Take it easy this weekend, watch cricket and go to the pub NEXT weekend

based fucking elitener

big fan of santners action

The Santner channel

santner's little helper

grim

Who is this ugly cunt? Looks like an obese permavirgin.

>s-samefag

Sneedner

SAINTner runs cric you fucking pleb

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Santner would heem fat neet Josh as soon as look at him

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I don't know half of these words but crayfish sounds good.

New Zealand is full of nonces

Sneed Smith.

fuck up Josh

rather a nonce than a sex offender 2bh

>implying i'm pozz gaynolds
lawnshitter on the ropes

that's what a nonce is you retard

love crayfish

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formerly cheat

>implying i'm lawncunt
Joshy on the ropes

so sad and so true

it's Cuban Steve mate

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Bit rich coming from a rapist, rapist.

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Rapey B projecting his own guilt onto an entire nation.

>tfw steve smith will never be your best bro

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funny how cric only gets nasty when the aussie blowies arrive

ate so much as a kid, I can take it or leave it

playing d&d tonight

going to do song of the elves tonight

can i come?

*knows literally everything about test cricket*

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Smothly reminder there is always hope even in your darkest times
Smothly reminder people will always be looking to take you down and you will fall, it is whether you get back up that matters
Smothly reminder that despite adversity and dead ends, when all seems lost YOU have the ability to rise above all
Smothly reminder that we are human, we are fallible and it is never too late to inspire others and change the tide

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gough whitlam

no its not. Pune was an absolute minefield

Warner on pooicide watch

Zach on offenders list watch

darren gough

Sebbesity on weight watchers watch

not a big fan of the e celeb nonsense

This guy ^^^ on irrelevant and unknown watch

they call me chad lad

cancer

Naming yourself is a no-no tbph.

sorry to hear that mate, what's the prognosis?

i said they call me that, i had no say in the matter

Based

fuck I love Jeopardy

"what killed mum in 2015?"

cancer

sorry to hear that mate.

how is gough whitlam viewed in oz now? I presume a lot of people haven't heard of him

he's very popular here in Australia.

fuck england

>home ground advantage for world cup
>home ground advantage for the ashes

ummm... hello?

Morning x

live in Brisbane?

based

morning dear bro

nah perth

in lieu, i will watch the dnd episode of community on abc comedy tonight

very good to hear. why is labor so shit now? why aren't they at all left wing any more?

Morning lads

They are left wing but they got too cocky.

Salt
Thyme
Basil (c)
Oregano
Celery salt
Black pepper
Dried mustard (wk)
Paprika
Garlic salt
Ground ginger
White pepper

The KFC XI has more salt then New Zealand

m8 you should have set it up for someone else, it would have had more impact

Sorry :(

Yeah but there are more n*ggers in the England cricket team than a KFC

Good post.

get some new jokes mate

New Zealand is like school at the summer time.
No Class.

awwwwww shiiiiiiiitttttt

England is like a primary school bathroom, zachy b in it waiting for prey

>community
gay
>perf
gayer

What is a Kiwi's defense in court? "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

at least i'm not rude

somebody post the sebbo voocaroos

oof

GOT EM

>oof
go back

England's stolen so many jokes it's turned black.

oof yikes

>go back
oof

The 5 stages of grief and loss are:
1. Denial and isolation
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance.

see you there

The main hero on the boys is a kiwi lads. Based.

the five stages of queef haha

Queensland is the grimmest Australian state I visited

Sorry, my friend lives with his little sister Richo. Can't take that risk.

so true, there's a reason they don't call it kingsland

loved the post concept, not a fan of your execution mate.

Haloooo (i'm not girl)

only toiling until 1pm today
see you later lads

yeah. lol

this

been posting itt for over 5 hours ama

any good pics of the various cricfus' butts?

But it's 5pm mate

sneed or the mask?

the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies

so true

cazzie

for sneed, it's sneed

cringe

Why doesn't the cricket get a sticky like the American football?

make love

The world cup final had a sticky.

ashes should too for fucks sake

archive.4plebs.org/sp/statistics/lthreads/ 12th largest stickey/ in Yea Forums history lad

we're a drawl b

That's like 25 days my guy.

/cric/ > /nrl/ > /rug/ > /afl/

be greedy and chop the rails myself or save a couple for my mate lads quick call please

/cric/ has only ever had one sticky, authored and engineered by yours truly.

/rug/ > /crug/ > /cric/ > /afl/ >>>> /nrl/
but I respect your opinion too.

save some lad.

Chop it lad

NEW

worst cric thread of all time.

the fact it made you seethe made it all the sweeter ngl