*just punches and kicks like a retard the whole match*

>*just punches and kicks like a retard the whole match*
Wow what a GOAT wrestler you had there, boomers

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Unironically better and more dignified than any wrestler after that came after early 1980's

based big lariat stan jobbing to yellow fever and fucking infinite jap rats. no wonder this place wouldn't like him.

Ya ok bud, but imagine how much 10/10 sideways PUCCI he got in Japan

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Living the dream, spreading his cream.

>His gimmick is to attempt to gravely injure the other wrestlers and the fans.
How did he get away with it?

Look at this idiot Simp Hansen hitting guys for real anyone can do that.
Meanwhile a true talent like Ric Flair practised his worked punches for hours.

*works you by blaming his eyesight for that shoot lariat*
kek what a chad

I know it's all flips and shits now but Pro Wrestling use to try to be somewhat realistic.

could you imagine the prime 1970s Japanese pussy he fucked? he probably got his cock sucked under the table while eating Ribera steaks

just blatantly factually inaccurate OP. watch a representative sample of his King's Road singles and tag matches.

Unironically better than any current wrestler

Based Stan working this jabronie simp into a ding-dong diddly seething shoot!

He is unironically better than any wrestler from 1988 onwards

>faggy nigger rap
>not Sunrise
gay

>OP makes an obvious b8 thread to get replies
fuck you nigga

Yeah what did he do better in ring that anyone else at the time?

even punk would make this fake tough guy his bitch
fucking boomers and their obese wrestlers

yeah he married a nip
based yellow fever chad

>gets more out of a minimalistic moveset
>draws more with a punch and a kick than a million flippyshitters doing a billion flips
based

>Ric Flair practised his worked punches for hours
Fo' real?

God what I would give to see prime stan work today.
Just to see him run over flippy manlets and stamp on their necks.

did he divorce some white bitch beforehand?

damn he was based

Yes

It's a ding-dong diddly fact that Stan would get hated by obese smarks if he was a current wrestler

Yes
Everyone used to try to make it look real

Ric Flair
>Practices worked punches for hours a day until he can throw a full force strike at a piece of string without moving it
Gook shitters
>"durr thats too hard im just gonna hit dem for real it isnt lazy and unsafe its stronk style"

Defend this.

You're just a pussy

unironically a blessed wrestler as one of the few who bridge the divide between boomers and weebs

He'd hang up a piece of string and get his punches as close as possible

Stan is Hogan approved. That's all I need to know.

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Based
Cringe

Indeed. He was spreading his seed to every corner of the globe.

>*just punches and kicks like a retard the whole match*
Congrats on describing every main card wrestler in the 80s and 90s.

based thats why he's the most based burger wrestler ever

OP never drew a dime in his life.

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Flair punches also look like shit