>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 225 V. Bottas 184 M. Verstappen 162 S. Vettel 141 C. Leclerc 120
>WCC Standings Mercedes 409 Ferrari 261 Red Bull 217 McLaren 70 Toro Rosso 42
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium: 167 (169 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 92
>Hund status: Uns hopes is zat ze Reigen during ze qualifying won't expose wir Rennenfahrerin as sunbabbies again.
>News: "WWAAAH THE RUNOFF DRAGSTRIP IS SHIT" t. Exposed sunbabbies "God my car is strange" t. Steiner Hockenheim broadcast was almost cancelled due to a fire
I did hit the two people seated in front of me in the back of the head. and I fucked up a few shoes, including my own.
Logan Sullivan
Huge fan of the formel einz lads
Easton Collins
Based
Noah Myers
>Hockenheim broadcast was almost cancelled due to a fire wait what?
Joseph Foster
>Formula 1's broadcasting division has revealed it came close to not being able to transmit the track action from Hockenheim last Saturday after an overnight fire destroyed a truck in the TV compound. motorsport.com/f1/news/german-gp-broadcast-fp3-fire/4504984/
Kevin Foster
get in faggot, we're driving this team into the ground
>gravel is a bad run off area because it eliminates cars from a race t. brundle and other commentarors >german grand prix ad 2019 >we have toro rosso on the podium, force israel in 4th, useless haas drivers and also CUBE in points >not to mention moments like vetlel last year, which will be remembered forever >all because there was gravel and barriers close enough to eliminate drivers from racing further or at least hamper them gravel good, asphalt bad, prove me wrong
Adrian Foster
>overnight fire after qualifying I wonder who could have been behind such an atrocity
Imagine Vettel and le Claire at mercedes, they would dominate.
Cooper Phillips
Brundle is a big fan of gravel so I don't know why you are chatting shit, he will often state the reason for run off but his own opinion is that he prefers drivers to be punished if they make a mistake, not by the stewards but by the track itself.
Jaxson Roberts
Imagine RBR with a good engine, 21/21 wins lmao
Brody Davis
It does have a good engine, the chassis is the thing letting them down at the moment because they built it to compensate for a not very good engine.
Ayden Sanders
Could you not bully George. Ok? :)
Daniel Robinson
>muh untouchable Newey >muh OP Merc engines rewatch the start of the last race and tell me it's not the aero that's holding them back
Nicholas Johnson
When is the next Yea Forumserb Owl? How should we update the /f1/ and /f1w/ Roster?
So I am new to this sport and I have a question. How long before FIA bans rain races after that mercedes performance? Surely FIA doesn't want their own drivers exposed as bad when the conditions aren't perect.
It wasn't a rain race really, they were on intermediates for nearly all of it or drys, FIA red flag the race when full wets are required 90% of the time.
'member HHF nearly winning the WDC in A FUCKING JORDAN? Good times.
Oliver Cruz
Not really, I have the memory of a gold fish.
Ian Brooks
her husband is a subhuman and was banned from tcr europe put in dave reynolds' gf
Asher Fisher
What about Jenson's son's mother? She was a playboy model.
Jack Barnes
>Charlie's lucky wife >Webber's granny
INCLUDE thEM
Landon Diaz
99 season, when MSC broke his leg and you had Hakkinen, Coulthard, Irvine and HHF all in contention in the final 3 races. A season where the McLels should have dominated but Hakkinen and Coulthard kept taking points off of each other. A season where a Finn cried and a German stumbled into unlikely title contention and then out again just as casually. 99 Yurop GP was a kino.
Jordan Martin
>jensonson approved
Caleb Cox
Still Orange
Fair and right but not for Bonny pls, she's the only one I could do a slightly funny aesthetic
Fair aswell
William Davis
You could put a Dildo in Hannas hand
Jayden Jones
We still need the dimensions of the thing.
Christian Parker
>alpha Romeo appeal against points deduction
LADS KUBICA GONNA GET PUT IN HIS PLACE AHAHAHAHHA
Robert Richardson
in >Giada >Kelly (>Elena)
Jayden Myers
Well first of all I should understand how to 3d model
You will care when muh Gimi still won't have scored any points in that race. Meanwhile, Russell says he would have finished 7th if he changed to slicks when he wanted to. Yet he couldn't keep the car on the track when he did switch. twitter.com/CezaryGutowski/status/1156890529701011456?s=19
Nolan Taylor
Not even a Gimi poster you nerd.
Adam Evans
What if a driver poops in his pants during a race?
>Hungary in August tends to produce one of the hotter races of the season. However this weekend’s Hungarian Grand Prix is expected to be slightly cooler than recent editions of the race. racefans.net/2019/08/01/hungaroring-likely-to-be-less-hot-than-recent-years/ AKTIVATIEZIEREN ZE HAARP UND ZE CLOUD SEEDING NASA PLANES UND ZE NAZI MOONBASE WEATHER RAYS UND ZE BILDERBERG ION CANNONS UND ZIS AND ZAT VE KAN'T HAVE ANOTHER REIGEN RENNEN
I don't have a data cap you fucking idiot, I'm just pointing out HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING MORON YOU ARE for using PNG as a format for photographs. It gives you SLOWER IMAGE LOADING with no benefit whatsoever.
Lincoln Roberts
>proxies don't exist Why are you moaning then?
Josiah Hernandez
Russlel went off the track after switching to slicks when the track was mostly dry. And yet he thinks he could have scored points if he switched earlier? KWAB.
Josiah Robinson
>i wouldn't care if every image was 4MB big, slow image loading is absolutely fine with me! Fucking dumbass.
I love Lewis because his mere existence upsets people
Josiah Stewart
Yea Forums is just really slow for me for some reason. Trying to watch gifs and webms becomes pain sometimes. I guess it has something to do with a fact that I live on the other side of the planet from servers.
Zachary Jackson
Sometimes Yea Forums just goes slow, for everyone.
lost 1/3rd of her bodyweight, horrific stretch marks remain as a reminder of what her gorging did to her.
Adam Cruz
>you now remember when this joke was about Honda
Andrew Gomez
Who was brought in that turned Honda around? Or was it just Japanese grinding that did it?
Luis Flores
In honor of these digits, let us take a moment to remember the dominant 11th win during the career of Mr. Jenson Button, MBE, at the 2011 (coincidence? I think not) Hungarian GP.
Just four races removed from his legendary performance at the 2011 Canadian GP, Jenson started 3rd on the grid in mixed conditions. The ensuing race was a battle between the driver, the track, and the awful Pirelli tires which saw Jenson Button gain and then relinquish the lead of the race 3 times to the likes of teammate Lewis Hamilton and title leader Sebastian Vettel.
Ultiamatelty, however, Hamilton faultered with multiple incorrect tire strategy decisions and a spin, while Sebastian Vettel ultimately could not keep up with the RELENTLESS pace of of the wonderous Button in worsening weather.
This victory came just five years removed from Jenson’s first win, also at the Hungaroring, and in similarly damp conditions.
>HURR DURR LET'S INCREASE FILE LOADING TIMES FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER My internet is 50 Mbps, and yes, a 2.15 MB image loads NOTICEABLY SLOWER than a 190 KB image (at least my computer is saying that pic related is 190 KB, but it also says the original PNG is 2.3 MB, so Yea Forums might say it's slightly different from 190 KB, but thereabouts).
That means the PNG of the same image is OVER TEN TIMES THE SIZE of this JPG.
then why are they doing well with Renault if it's all McLaren's fault?
Cameron Bell
Wish that was my desktop background
Joseph Lopez
And didn't seth used to have his outbursts like this about png files a while back too?
Noah Miller
Literally not noticeable on a photograph.
No it isn't, why would you lie on the internet?
Benjamin Clark
You can make it your desktop background you know. you can do it, I believe in you
Zachary Garcia
Yes it does, and here is a BIG tip for you (huge tip), get 4chanx and set it so that it automatically preloads all images so that when you want to mouse over one it's already loaded.
Alexander Brown
Maybe because Renault were like "this is the engine, we aren't changing it, take it or leave it", whereas with Honda, McLaren had pushed them into a particular, "size zero" design.
I dunno, I'm just guessing.
Jason Lopez
>tf
Breaking news, I have secured a portrait photo of british image file autist
Because they realized no engine can survive with their autistic concept. Last year they were the only team that blew up multiple engines on track in winter testing
With Vettel and Alonso pairing they should rebrand the team as Red Boomer
Aiden Stewart
AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO HAMILTON AND RAIKKONEN GET AWAY WELL AND HAMILTON GOES TO CUT KIMI OFF BUT KIMI'S GONNA DART DOWN THE INSIDE IS HE GOING INTO TURN ONE NOW RAIKKONEN IS JUST AHEAD OF HAMILTON. KIMI RAIKKONEN LEADS THE GRAND PRIX. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN RACES THE CHEQUERED FLAG FOR HIM AS A WINNER. KIMI RAIKKONEN WINS THE US GRAND PRIX AND BREAKS THE RECORD FOR THE LONGEST GAP BETWEEN RACE WINS. IT IS VICTORY FOR FERRARI, IT IS VICTORY FOR KIMI
>Teams are puzzled by lenient unsafe release penalty (fine) against Ferrari/Leclerc at Hockenheim. don't be afraid, say it loud and clear people: it's because leclerc is managed by nicolas todt and his results are protected by fia every time (bahrain, hockenheim), unless fucks up himself
Logan Morales
Which of the honda driver do the nip girls want to fugg the most?
Gasly?
Liam Roberts
me once I get a drive
Eli Adams
fuck off seth
Liam Bell
Good write up.
Kayden Fisher
Japanese girls are pure and don't do lewd things
Jose Diaz
takuma
Anthony Young
B A S E D J E N S O N Death to Jessica Mishishitter.
Carson Russell
I have 500+GB telling me otherwise
Jose Gutierrez
all korean posers
William Morales
>fucking finally
Easton Young
Image too small and not PNG, not sure what im supposed to be looking at
>10 laps to go >SC on track >Pretty dry, even better conditions than before >No more rain expected >Your team decide not to pit you for fresh soft tyres. Shameful
It'll be his thot mother, bet she just sits there on her phone all day, fucking Moran of a woman.
Grayson Torres
Lmao, this is why I come here. Thank you toothpaste fren
Adrian Carter
The Indian hero of course.
Henry Ortiz
I too enjoy a slow loading image, trying to figure out what the full image looks like while it is loading builds up excitement for the eventual reveal
Charles Davis
1) He had already been overtaken by both Mercs, putting him in 4th, before he crashed. So he didn't throw away a podium. The podium had already gone. 2) The only other way he could have got a podium is if he had changed onto slicks when Kvyat and Stroll did, which I think was during / towards the end of the safety car. Kvyat and Stroll only took this risk because they were towards the back of the pack anyway. Hulk wouldn't have been if he had kept running; he would have still been in the top half of the pack easily. So it's very unlikely he would have done the same move as Kvyat and Stroll. 3) Hulkenberg was not the only driver to get caught out by the slippery drag strip. Leclerc, Hamilton, Raikkonen (although he recovered) were all caught out. Also Verstappen had a spin and Bottas totalled his car, so yeah, they were all sliding around.
Ian Hill
Schumie Jr of course.
Juan Brown
Dog instagrams and baby instagrams are the worst.
Leo Bailey
Please in the future do not use Jpeg or inferior PNG, please ensure that you create WebMs of the images you wish to post and ensure that they are 4MB in size, thank you.
Joseph Wilson
tbf, most newborns are hideous. shouldn't be seen in public until 8-10 months old
Levi Kelly
Titania
Jaxon Sanders
Very true.
Lucas Powell
When babies come out are their entire bodies all wrinkly like your fingers get in the bath?
Henry Walker
I'd rather not see newborns until they are 18 years old
Did some reading about breast feeding the other day, apparently sometimes a milk duct can get clogged and swells up, only way to fix it is to suck it out, a female actress talked about that and how her husband sucked it out, quite disgusting rotten milk all gloopy like sperm.
Ayden Campbell
they are a hivemind are relentless jense is lost
Connor James
>"It was right after the baby stopped nursing," she explained to her guest, actress Katie Lowes. "So I said to my husband, 'I'm going to need you to suck this out. We can talk about it, we can be weird about it, or you can just go ahead and do it.' He had a cup next to him. He was pulling out and spitting it into this cup. And I've never been more in love."
Brayden Wood
First time I have heard of her 2bh. >0 points >26 years old never gonna make it to f1
Adam Carter
god, woman are gross
William Thomas
It looks like this, imagine if the baby accidentally swallows it.
hot desu is their any hentai with girls that have dicks for nipples?
Josiah Hughes
Needs Unterhunden and Simon hasn't earned the spot in the first place so remove him.
Jackson Diaz
>Fuck IPS too muh viewing angles though, I have a second display of to the side of my desk at an angle that would look like dogshit if it wasn't ips
Levi Cox
>takes 30ms to download instead of ~7ms when saved as jpeg That would imply the host have perfect bandwidth to serve you. Hiro cheaped out so most users would suffer shitty load time no matter how fast their connection are.
>qualifying in rainy conditions >race in dry conditions BASED
Joseph Perry
>About 1 in 3 women in the U.S. experiencing something called urinary stress incontinence (or SUI), which refers to pee escaping for any reason: jump roping, laughing, deadlifting, dancing, coughing, physical exertion, etc. Do you think she takes a naughty little wee in the car while racing? Haha imagine being the mechanic who has to clean the seat afterwards with his tongue haha lol
>1 in 3 women in the U.S. what about non-obese women tho?
John Allen
A fistula is an abnormal hole in the bowel or the bladder. A recto-urethral fistula is a hole between the urethra (urinary channel) and the rectum. This hole leads to leakage of urine into the rectum and feces travelling into the bladder.
>LOOWIS CROSSED THE LINE AND FAILED TO IMPROVE >AND IT'S ROBERT KUBICA ON POLE FOR THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX
Logan Sanchez
>it's robert kubica on robert kubica
Owen Perry
>1) He had already been overtaken by both Mercs, putting him in 4th, before he crashed. So he didn't throw away a podium. The podium had already gone. Lewis had a 5s penalty you dumb cunt.
Daniel Ramirez
More like Russell in The Pole if things continue like this
Andrew Howard
On*
Jaxson Green
my dick
Luke Garcia
New 2021 regs will not change a fucking thing Merc will still 1-2 90% of races. Change my mind.
But honestly why would they let the teams know 2 years prior to the change? Let them know about the new regulations like 6 months before the season starts to take away Mercs money and manpower advantage.
>veteran drivers >stuck at haas >fighting for small points >no hope for a drive with a top team >get assblasted when your teammate bumps wheels with you
I hate these guys get rid of them.
Cameron Ward
That should've been the day I went out and used all that built up excitement and euphoria to find myself a nice slag to shag
Dominic Bennett
GRO and KMAG both need to cut this shit out before Gunther replaces them both with Hanna and her dildo
The fact that their two drivers so frequently find themselves fighting over the same bit of tarmac and not with other teams points to the Haas car being pretty poor. They're in that window between Williams and the literally everybody else so they only have each other to compete against, but they're both only able to extract the same amount from the car. Perhaps a top-tier driver might be able to extract a *little* more but I still think the car must be sub-standard. Generally if teamates are getting the same results as each other, they're both pushing the car as far as it will go.
The big teams have double or triple the personnel of the small teams, so they will still have an advantage with a late announcement. Mercedes will have a few hundred people running simulations and optimizing a new design an hour after they see the new regulations. The privateer teams will have like a dozen people working on it and won’t have nearly the same refinement.
When regulations used to be announced way the fuck out ahead of time, it allowed less successful teams to tank a few years and focus solely on the new car, while the manufacturers still had most of their employees fighting for that year’s championship.
That’s why Honda/Brawn could build such a dominant car in 2009 and Williams were significantly better in 2014-2015 than they were before or since. Both teams tanked the year or two prior just to work on the new regulations.
Admittedly, Merc has probably fucked the cycle though. Even if they regulations were announced 3 years ahead of time, I could see them just hiring another F1 team’s worth of people just to develop the future car while the normal team works on the current and next year’s cars.
Ok so tell me if i have this right. >Pay a legacy team to use your engines so you can have a go in the v6 turbo era. >Proceed to give engines that underperform and they are unreliable. >Get called out by a championship winner driver for your shit engines. >Proceed to give in torro rosso engines that they are so shit and unreliable that the drivers have more than 100 grid penalties combined >Red bull designers and engineers manage to keep your dumpster fire engine in one place. >Install your new engine that is developed by red bull experience in Adrian Newey's rocketship. >Get 2 wins while red bull had 3 by that time in 2018 season. >Feel the urge to make joke about gp2 engines in your social media accounts while you deep down know that when fernando said that it was completely true.
Silverstone was pretty boring but saved by the meme crash. >hamlel try to pass bottas >nope you can't pass here >AMX try to pass leclerc >nope you can't pass here >safety car out >HWL >leclerc strategy regretti Without the crash the result would've been decided by the safety car alone.
Nathan King
>knowing how to use image formats properly is "autistic" Sorry you're just too dumb to understand the differences between different image formats, brainlet.
Jacob Johnson
>a renault would TOTALLY have finished within 5 seconds of a merc! LMAO, dumb cunt.
Henry Hall
Holy moly, that's at least half Klingon
Mason Myers
Ha, if you'd, shown me this pic before the race I could've told you they would've lost it on turn 1. t. astrophysicist
Kek, just watched onboard of Hulk's crash. The fucking idiot applies throttle when on the drag strip like thinking he would get away with it and then slams on the brakes when it's way too late.
Noah Hill
What would you have done then mr smarty pants?
Ryan Collins
>Mclaren >demand perfect engine from the start, despite Honda being years behind in development >demand that the engine fit your size zero aero concept >insult them at every opportunity >Red Bull >give Honda a year with Toro Rosso to develop the engine without any pressure >put the improved engine in the Red Bull, and start winning races with it how strange
Nothing he can do tbqh. You can only save it when you're lucky and the car point at the right direction when your car approach the gravel
Luis Cruz
He looks much better here than in most other paparazzi pics
Jace Parker
He looks like he's 50 in that pic. What happened to him? Was the "flu" in Germany cancer in reality?
Kayden Jackson
He's just been exposed, his illusion of youth and trendyness is fading as people start to see him as what he truly is
Gavin Reed
He looks like a 50 year old Cuban drug lord.
Gabriel Harris
Here let me fix this >Red Bull >break all ties with your previous supplier, left with no other alternative than shitty honda >give honda PUs to torro rosso almost risking them to drop back in 2017 with all that grid penalties >give all your HR and budget in the development of the dumpster fire while knowing that your chasis is capable of winning with whatever engine you strap on the back >proceed to win 2 races. 1 on your hometown and another 1 in a mixed condition session where even stroll was up for a podium. >honda engines good
Ayden Hernandez
reminder that schumi is a traction control babby and a talentless hack agreed, as long as he's not trying to be /fa/ as fuck he usually looks fine
Dominic Wood
Indy is going Hybrid for 2022 lol no category is safe anymore
Haas would really like Ocon but he must out of Merc contract first
Brayden Clark
They need to bring back these race edits they were the shit. No one wants (((((race highlights))))) with shitty engine sounds instead of some dank drum and bass chunes.
Henry Lopez
He's gonna have to go to a tailor and have the name changed when they announce he is going to Red Bull next week.
Evan Watson
kimi deserved the win
Adrian Nelson
>Hungarian GP Why would anyone come to this shitty country?
Colton Garcia
I would come to your shitty country just to eat langos 2bh.
Im watching 2007 currently, the commentary about rookie Hamilton is crazy though, hes all they ever follow
2016 because Rosberg actually lucked into a title over Hamilton? Is that the main reason?
Charles Smith
where do I find 1
Joshua Butler
yes
Nolan Wood
In hungary
Anthony Thompson
I fucking love Hungary, I've been to Budapest (fucking amazing city, one of my favourites in Europe without a doubt) and I've also camped at Lake Balaton. Amazing country. Cheap beer too, which is always good.
I'm more of an ass man myself if you get what I mean
Jaxson Torres
I was born here you fucking cunt and I like it here move if you don't but stop whining
Wyatt Walker
>Fuck IPS too why?
Thomas Reyes
>Good Races 2016 Spain Monaco Singapore Brazil
Andrew Perry
So the whole blackeddotcom movement implies that all women want to be bonded by a well endowed negroid, yet they will not state that all women are whores, which is a contradiction right
>So the whole blackeddotcom movement implies that all women want to be bonded by a well endowed negroid no, it implies all customers (male) willing to pay for that stuff want that.
>tf >tp Unless you need it for extreme viewing angles its a scam. You can tweak damn near any TN panel monitor to have colours that look just like (sometimes better than) an IPS panel and you can use third party colour correction for the really shitty ones. what the fuck
Sit because germs make you stronger. But usually I take a poop before I leave the house or hold it until I get home. In fact I can't even remember the last time I pooped outside of my home.
>squat People don't do this do they? How much of a fucking weirdo would you have to be to do this?
Why not just shit in a public bathroom? Usually I don't need to shit when I'm out and about, but if I do, then damn right I'm shitting wherever there's a loo. Holding it in is beta as fuck.
Wyatt Williams
It's certainly an IWC as they sponsor the team, closest thing I could find is a "Big Pilot Perpetual Calendar Top Gun Boutique Edition" Yours for about 20 grand. I assume they custom make one for Toto though
A new thread with some söy sauce. Enjoy, gentlemen.
Grayson Adams
Quick rundown on gimi?
Jaxon Sanders
>he speaks the language of the anglo aka the eternal destroyer of western civilization or I could speak swedish you would understand me because your nation is so cucked and whipped that you are still forced to learn the language of your slave masters from 600 years ago lmao
Andrew Martinez
Cover seat in toilet paper and sit
Mason Robinson
Yep, '97, now that was a season. Also best PS1 game, best F1 game, etc. t.'97 poster.
