Yes! It's that time of the week again, it's Monday Night RAW! Super showdown FALLOUT, Shayna VS Asuka, Beth Phoenix gives an update on Edge, ELIMINATION CHAMBER build up, WHAT'S RANDY GOING TO SO NEXT?!! And if course The Monday Night Messiah Seth Rollins is in the house!
The best three hours of the week begins in 12 hours. RAWPHAS WY@
Fuck off. I'll just re-watch AEW Revolution and completely skip this worthless meme shit.
Monday Night Rawlins is the best wrestling.
Based
>Fuck off. I'll just re-watch AEW Revolution and completely skip this worthless meme shit.
nobody asked LMAO
>asuka vs shayna
>aj vs aleister black
>street profits vs rollins and murphy
>rey and humberto vs garza and andrade
God DAMN what a show.
Based
It does seem like they really want to get people to watch this particular raw, maybe cause EC is weak as shit
That's such a good card, holy shit. Baszler/Asuka could headline a Takeover
Heyman is killing it with the matchups just like he did with Smackdown back in the day
I hope the Viper leaves Beth Phoenix alone tonight
I would watch Raw if there wasn't 1 hour of women shit every week
No, you wouldn't.
You probably said you'd watch RAW if they had AE style promos and segments. They did. You are still not watching.
because you know they will not recapture what you loved about the previous eras.
It was not wrestling. It was about you being a child without any care in the world. That's all.
I know, right?
>Baszler/Asuka could headline a Takeover
it could headline any main roster PPV, yet they're giving it for free on RAM. What's the word for that? Something that starts with an h I believe...
there has never been an hour of women's shit on RAW
lf Randy RKOs Beth it'll be based
Kek, she even wears socks when getting a foot tattoo. I know she already has body/mental health issues, but damn, she must think her feet are hideous. She's the type if retard that gets labiaplasty.
I think the word you are looking for is “Hangyourselfmyman”.
Have sex
I don't watch WWE, so I don't care
Based on what?
Based God
Care to extrapolate?
Huh what you mean?
this what we mean when we say based
youtube.com
A bit esoteric, no?
holy pukeola
It's actually really good. Gotta eat it right when its served.
BASADO
>It's actually really good.
>she must think her feet are hideous
she's correct
PLANS CHANGED
bless kairi taking a bullet for the team
squash match
This is so suspect
>maybe let's not give Asuka/Shayna away on a throwaway RAW
>we've got her comedy sidekick that isn't doing anything
Kairi and Shayna have their own history, I would hate for this to be a squash. Let them go at it.
kairi has been nothing but a comedy sidekick so there is no chance she's putting a good match against someone they want someone to look strong going into the EC and Mania
Maybe they realized giving this away for free when it's mogging AJ vs Black in terms of hype is retarded? However they also need an injury that justifies Asuka being able to be out there for their post match angle and lets her wrestle without missing a beat come sunday. Also, when Shayna wins and Becko heads to holidays who's her challenger? She's got to have at least one successful defense before she inevitably loses to Charles. It'll probably be Asuka who makes her look like a great wrestler before losing hard fought 20 minute matches like always.
>Kairi and Shayna have their own history
which in a non retarded company would mean sokething
the buildup to Io/Kairi finally meeting in a ring was a 10 second spot with a third wrestler in there
No. Fuck that. Kairi deserves to be squashed
this how i'm planning on going out
user, she was never going to marry you, c'mon
I think Asuka currently has the worst render out of all the superstars.
Just an hour and a half to go bros
ya seethe?
More Monday
More Kino
Shut the fuck up Shankism
RAW legit feels like has been doing the same shit for over a year now
Being the top dog of wrestling? They've been doing that for much longer than a year, my friend!
but they get destroyed by Smack
Kek at all you retards. Cry all you want here but I'll be the one laughing by the end of the night. I'm gonna enjoy it tonight like you have no idea.
I still don't understand why they are doing heel vs heel
You're right. How do they continue to produce such a top quality show?
Did you use to like Kairi or no?
why is he a clown?
What does that have to do with anything
based WWE writer
Just wondering
someone cancel modern family please fucking piece of shit show
really don't want to watch raw tonight
ONE MINUTE
I'm COOOOOOOOMINNNNNN
Then don't. If you have an opportunity to get out, then for the love of God, take it.
Hello again, friens
>get to watch 3 hours of wrestling with my frens on Yea Forums
This makes my day good
I remember when Edge was cutting a promo and Randy Orton appeared, the asshole that was streaming Raw put CM Chump's theme out of nowhere and I got worked
>This week’s edition of WWE Main Event was recorded before Monday Night Raw at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, NY.
>Shelton Benjamin defeated Curt Hawkins
>Akira Tozawa defeated Eric Young
Holy shit what a cringe song
Based
Its been 2 fucking months since Orton killed Edge?!
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
Better viewing than Raw.
reminder eric young jobbed to no way jose in the last main event
It's Kairi vs Shayna ya incel
Bets on if we're going to see Beth Phoenix get RKO'd
Hi tranny how’s it going?
No. Jan 28th.
so is shayna still nxt or do they consider her raw roster now:?
OH SHIT I FORGOT BROCK WAS IN THIS SHIT
5 dullards
holy shit it's paul heyman!
BORK
Black vs AJ mite be cool
Well Charles is considered NXTshit now.
WHERE IS ASUKA
>Randy brings back the Punt for Beth
Bork is here
in catering
OC will probably beat up Black, Undertaker will come out and beat up AJ. I don’t see Black winning unless the OC are kicked out like with Rey Mysterio.
DECADES
>most stacked card of the decade
HEYMAN SHOOTING HARD
They realized they dun goofed, replaced Asuka with Kairi
>Because this match will be such a curb stomp we've decided to let Roman Reigns and Goldberg main event
Could you fucking imagine
hes not lying
>most stacked card in decades
lol heyman burying drew before hyping him up
>Kairi vs Shayna (originally Asuka vs Shayna)
>tag title match
>Styles vs Black
>Riddle
holy fucking hotshot
what a wierd promo
this is like if he did this right before roman got a massive push
>(((They))) want to sell you on Drew McIntyre
What did he mean by this?
Should I watch this or get started on Yakuza 3?
/pol/ was a mistake
Smarks
YAWN
He's not wrong
/leftypol/ was a mistake
Fatsuka hungry
Yakuza 3 is undoubtedly gonna be better than this shit, but the game's not going anywhere. Your choice
DON'T BOOBY
return Yakuza 3 since faggy (((localizers))) fucked it up again
HOLY FLIPPIN BASED
Yakuza 0
STUPID
BIG
BITCH
Fuck Sega, all of their games for the last 20 years have been shit that’s mostly either Sonic or anime games.
dilate Gayfo
How the hell did they let Drew slip out of the main event for so long?
The man looks absolutely dimes
Woop woop woop Vince and the WWE got a herd of Pavlovian cattle
the fiend gets bigger pops than this lmao
Holy shit my sides. You win this one, Jewman, you stupid big bitch.
jfc Drew is somehow even blander than Roman
brock at that shit lol
KEK What a bitch bork
THAT FUCKING CLAYMORE
BIG DREW BIG DIMES
Hope Brock wins at Wrestlemania desu
>posting that image
Brock is a fantastic seller
drew is fucking big
BROCK=BURIED
FUCKING BASED
sword
Show name
>heyman shitty promo on drew
>brock selling harder than a goldberg match
yikes
>posting that image
Brock is definitely retaining.
MAKE DREW LOOK STRONG
IS RAM, DARE I SAY, BACK?!
I am enjoying Drew's push for now
BAH GAWD THE CLAYMORE!
HE'S KILLED HIM! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
BOOMER SOONER!
>that one homo in the WWE Universe
me too and I don't normally like brock
damn drew is stronger than goldberg
Lexi startin to look thicc glad she gave up anorexia
Inb4 brock face turn
he's fantastic at everything
>that gay fan
>one
Where?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This needed a blade job tbqh
Is Drew cool again now?
>he hit him again
>posting Terry Davis immediately makes tranny post le /pol/ face
>Another Claymore
KEK
this
shit, drew is jobbing at mania
>Making based Bork look like a dweeb for this dimeless faggot
For what purpose
you got a mirror nearby?
bruh Drew is fucking the one
He's fucking over as fuck as the babyface hero
im convinced that brock is gonna retain
>tfw brock still goes over clean at mania
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW
holy shit
WE DON'T TELL THEM TO POINT I SWEAR
One Claymore is enough thank you.
WTF NOOOOOOOO ARREST THIS PSYCHO BIG BITCH REEEEEE
The second he gets the belt and can start doing the Scottish psychopath again, he'll be based
No u
Drew is what a real man looks like. Get fucked AEW.
>burying Brock this much in the build up
theres absolutely no way hes not retaining, right bros?
Oh shit bros Drew's over.
THAT FUCKING ROAR OF THE CROWD
Why are they doing this? They're making BROCK look like a bitch!
How did a disco/pop song become one of the most iconic chants in all of sports? Just something chillingly special about it.
somebody always gets the better of brock a few times before he defends the belt. this all but confirms him retaining
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
I hope Drew wins so we can have Drew vs Jinder at SummerSlam
Don't be fooled, anyone would get a pop for making Brock look like that much of a simp
based
seethe
geez roman reigns could have only dreamt of getting a reaction like that against lesnar
He never DREW a MCYNTRE dime
>brock selling this hard
i dont know about this drewbros.....
and thats why he won't win
>Rico couldn't even get his 'maybe he DOES stand a chance against Brock look how he laid him out' spot
kek what a bitch
Literally the only reason Drew's getting a push is cuz they can't have Roman take it from Brock after they've main evented twice, and realized Drew is kind of just Roman but bigger and with no go away heat
based. 3mb was the michaels over the shieldetties
wow imagine fucking that up
U got no idea how much I miss motherfuckers getting the Khallas every week
Emma Watson?
I missed the start of the show
I'm only watching for Kairi
>Drew is kind of just Roman but bigger and with no go away heat
and more athletic
and a better promo
and more charismatic
That segment pretty much guarantees Drew is doing the J-O-B, yeah?
Still better than Randy standing in the ring for 10 mins before opening his mouth
horny
it wasnt already a guarantee to you?
Based Jotaro
does brock have cancer?
why is he so weak?
Brock said is he will loose against drew he will quit
Me too. I wanna see her get fucking squashed and jobbed to the bingo halls
and hotter
where did the audience get all those red solo cups desu
>I'm going to chew up every other competitor in that match
>20 minutes in
>first match of the night
is this normal? do edrones actually put up with this shit?
Brock and Heyman came out and Heyman said shit about Drew saying he was a stupid big bitch and then Drew came out and he claymore kicked Brock 3 times.
He always sells like crazy before he delivers 13 F5s
>street profits
>Street Profits
Cringe
why do they allow this drawn out entrance for these jobbers
they’ve force fed worse concepts
3 hours means more padding, you get used to it
that has Vince written all over it, is he unironically proud of what he writes?
So heinously ugly.
horny
You think they’re gonna have the Street Profits win because this is their last opportunity and they’re in New York?
>whitey detected
eww lol
we need Cryme Tyme back lads
I think street profits are too american for me to get
And white.
they're locals idiot
Nah it’s just we aren’t black.
I BELIEVE IN THE BASED PROFITS
They are frat college black guys
>drew squashes bork
N
PROFITS ARE OVER?!
I'm way too old cause I don't understand anything they're saying.
>randomly hotshots a stupid gimmick on a nothing match for meaningless titles
yup sounds just like wwe
what is "the smoke" and why do these darkies want it so much?
I can't fucking stand the delayed fire and pyro jesus christ
CRINGE IT DOWN
BURN IT DO-
*click*
vince will do anything to draw out time and have as few matches as possible
are they supposed to be a nfl player gimmick?
They want to be gassed.
>Sethee Tarpulins
>tfw when vince saw aew and gave seth an inner circle gimmick
They paid the crowd to pop for those buffoons or is it their hometown...?
bro didn't I watch this match in saudi arabia last week
TIME TO DO A BETTER MATCH THAN THE BUCKS AND OMEGA
LETS FUCKING GO
Who we thinkin walk away with the titles?
I
WWE will fuck it up. they have already started by having him cut shitty cringy promos.
they're from the midwest
Surprised me too but I haven't watched in a while. Maybe it s just Brooklyn, NYC is a notoriously Mark town.
profits obviously
C
MURPH THE SMURF
Montez needs to do something about his nipples. I do too desu, but I'm not shirtless on TV like him
Get with the times, it's not cool to hate Seth anymore now that he's a heel
E
Q
Street profits have home court advantage and last chances usually go well (except for HBK vs. Undertaker), but you never know.
>The Street Prophets' last opportunity
Like ever? Why would they say that?
as far as I know smoke means fire and fire is their mix tape. they want your mixtape.
What exactly is a now or never match?
Are the music/tv today so bad that they still use ads from the 90s?
The couple hasn't aged but Jake made the transistion to black guy
I want to fuck that vape girl
Can't you retards do anything right?
Boomers make up the majority of ad viewers so ad companies do stuff that tries to appeal to them.
STOP
VAPING
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
If Street Profits lose this they can never challenge Buddy/Seff again
I think they clarified that it's only their last chance until Buddy/Seff lose the titles
>Why would they say that?
Hotshotting
I'm gonna start just to piss you off.
Wanting smoke is like wanting a fight
"We want all the smoke"=we're confident we can take on anyone
"They dont want no smoke"= They dont want to mess with me
You think if AOP gets involved Kevin Owens and some other guy will get involved?
has anyone spotted that nigga from impractical jokers yet?
racism is cringe
is smoke a marijuana reference? if so how is it allowed?
Maybe that is what they were going for, did you ever think of that?
hick shit LMAO
>They can never challenge for the Tag Team titles again
excuse me what
I think it’s only if it’s held by Rollins/Murphy
There are three or four different tag titles in the company, this doesn't mean anything.
hotshotting a stupid gimmick to try to make people care about this pointless rematch. keep up
yeah they built that really poorly, just randomly mentioned it online before tonight
No. it just means they're always ready to fight.
SETH IS BORING
Based Street Profits
Why don't they just say they want to fight
Your mom cringed when she saw she gave birth to a faggot.
This is a good match
True. Everybody including you is cringe
>SEE YA
Self hating nig nog really think hes on par with the bucks
what was that
Based
dilate
>Seth arguing with the ref's back
HOLY SHIT
>>>SETH GOT PINNED BY THE FUCKING STREET PROFITS
SAY IT WITH ME
K
W
A
B
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
CAWdy SEETHING
Nig nogs Win lmao
it's the big baby
SERMON
CANCELED
>Angelo Dawkins still has a job after all these years
>hotshotting a title change on raw
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they wished they were this based. Mabel was the biggest nigga id ever seen.
WIAT THEY ACTUALLY GOT THE BELTS?
NEW
BITCH MOTHER FUCKIN FAGGOT ROLLINS
LMFAO
It's just what the kids are saying nowadays
Oh is that it? I looked away and I thought AOP crossed him.
KO absolutely SUCKS at doing the stunner
It looks like shit every time
>dilate
No no no no no no no no
Whites lose
Literally the first show AFTER Black History Month lmao
yeah reddit are the racists ones
>>dilate
Did you post that yourself?