/heem/: Son of the Mask Edition

News:

>Masvidal calls out Conor McGregor
twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/1156558132149129217

>FED cuts rates by a quarter point
cnbc.com/2019/07/31/fed-cuts-rates-by-a-quarter-point.html

>Greg Hardy: Francis Ngannou is ‘not an athlete’
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/greg-hardy-francis-ngannou-is-not-an-athlete/

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based /biz fag

go back

>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd aka Asspain Lard aka 6head
>Urinal Urijah aka Chinballs aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE aka Roidtega aka Brian "T-Shitty" Pootega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke aka Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley aka Tyreke Stoolsley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby aka Compost heap Conor
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Krapperkevich aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones aka Pulsating Janni
>Scat Zingano aka Alpha Can-of-guano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic aka Stipoo Mioshitch
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Max Hollogay aka Min
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Wandiarrhlei Silva
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Anjos
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick


>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>CTGayllacher
>ShitriramSays

>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland

>(You)FC
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>India Pooper Plight League
>Cumbate Americunts
>Burger King Flight Coop

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37 days until Poirier takes a fat Saudi sheikh style shit down Diarrheabib’s throat

The real question in the MMAverse /heem/ has yet to address is what is Mackenzie Dern doing with this last fight on her contract at strawweight?

only nwords and serbs hate based spic fighters

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suprisingly not-bad movie. I actually recommend it.

youre literally him

post your MMA opinion most relevant to pic related

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heem on the left
me on the right

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all moderators on the internet need to be beheaded
worthless fucking losers.

Where were you when masvidal ended the wrestling meme?

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#woke

So what the heck happened to Brendan Schaub? Now he will literally have to cut down to make heavyweight. This is just after we witnessed a USADA'd Rothwell vs Arlovski who Schaub arguably defeated. Rogan took this away from Schaub just to have him deliver the worst special in history?

don’t use the h word in this thread pls

Why yes...

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If Colby wanted heat why didn't he beat the porn stars he was with? He'd be able to get Hardy levels of heat.

Hardy calling Ngannou a non-athlete is the best banter this year

Wait, Khabib haven't pulled out yet? Is he actually gonna fight his first top 5 fighter?

loooool

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Imagine if Hardy shit talks his way into a Ngannou fight. It would either be a 1st round ko or a repeat of Ngannou Lewis.

best timeline
>colby beats lawler and the nog
>america's champ is now the undisputed champ
>khabib moves up
>gets humiliated and fucks off back to the mountains

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CYBORG FINNA BOUTTA GO LIVE LADS

youtube.com/watch?v=2nNxQLmFG3I

youtube.com/watch?v=2nNxQLmFG3I

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DRAMA ALERT

He has to wait until the week of the fight so he can ruin the ppv

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they can have him fights guys mitrione and schaub faced like 7 years ago lol

Would love to see Cyborg vs Dana in bare knuckle boxing brother!

So last night I was going to get some McDonald's after leaving the movie theater at around 12:30. Adjacent to the McDonald's there is an Old Navy, which was closed at the time. In the parking lot of the Old Navy, I saw a big man holding a smaller woman by the shoulders. She wasn't screaming or anything but at the time I thought she was being raped or something. So I walk over, and as I was approaching them, I heard the man say something like "don't ever disrespect me again". So then I was like oh shit it's probably his gf or something, but it was too late to back down because they'd already seen me walk up. Isaid "what are you doing?" The man, while still holding the woman, looked over his shoulder and looked at me for a second and then said "are you gonna do something?" or something like that. Then he let go of the girl, walked over to me, and said it again. I just kind of shrugged my shoulders and I felt tears welling up in my eyes. After a few moments he turned back towards the woman, grabbed her by the arm, and made her get into a car and drive off. I went back to my car and went home. I've been thinking about this from the moment it happened all the way up until now.

I hope cyborg leaves, Nunes vacates, and we get Felicia vs Megan for the 145 brapper belt

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it's surprising no one has punched him

how can he slap

Him and Tito were supposed to box each other.

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the best timeline

should be where aspen ladd fights

tf am I watching

When he said "are you gonna do something" you should have said "shut the fuck up" and eye poked the absolute shit out of him. Eye pokes and dick kicks are top tier street fighting strats.

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Cyborg finna boutta gonna dab on Dana