Bayern - Tottenham match thread

strem?

Why the are not playing a team? This is the chance to win their first trophy

For me, it's N'Koudou

they literally played real madrid yesterday

wtf are you talking about they won a trophy last year

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*makes Japan seethe*

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>Singh
Wait indian footballers exist?

He's New Zealander

wsm1.live/itv/

>6 professional players

which of the world's most coveted trophies is this one

the Audi Cup™ Is ours

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Zenith data Cup

>Smelli Alli shooting from therem when the guy at the right had miles of space

It's up there with the club world cup I'd say

>Moura reaching a header
What's wrong with Bayern's defence lmao

fuck bayern münchen and the people who sport this club

Is Kane on the bench?

Jesus Christ what a save by Neuer.

and FUCK Lucas Morra

thanks

>le one off blooter boy

Yes la.

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Lamela is based and I hope he stays forever

>gazz a nigga
>Whiteman
What did spurs mean by this?

>Buyern

I reiterate. BASED

>That Nkouduo flick
Nice why wasn't he played at all last year?

Because hes been fucking shit, went on loan to Burnely and could barely get a game there

IT'S COMING HOME

im counting 11

Nkoudou is such an ok player.

If Harry Winks had a porn addiction he'd be Harry Wanks.

Lamela is violent as fuck, how does he keep getting away with it?

Champions League>>Premier League>>Club World Cup>>Audi Cup>>Carabao Cup>>FA Cup

That's why he is based

Where does the FA Vase fit in?

Just below the Checkatrade Trophy

I'd love to kick Dele Ali in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

>Benzema not being your Prime target

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Gammon

Oi ya got a loicense for tha violent banter?

I feel the same way but for Megan Rapinoe

Oy vey

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Calm down Eriksen

Yes i just got it renewed

digits confirm 1:1 and era penal shootout

>BOOOOOOOooyern Munich

Is there extra time in this meme cup or does it go straight to benulties?

straight to benal

straight to pens

>Sergio Ramos not being your Prime target

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Coco is a Spur’s legend

Remember when Manure thought they were getting Poch?

>Shoving Neuer over
Based Kane

wasnt Neuer

Didn't they both play yesterday?

Tanganga has been alright preseason. Fairly impressed.

When is based Parrott coming on?

was ulriech la'

you might need glasses fren

No

>Son

>Son

Kane will win golden boot this season. Hes looking monstrous

We're gonna win the champions league this year tbqhwy lads

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppp

>sissoko v love sosa

Wait, what's wrong with creatine?

Will Foyth unironically be our RB this season?

>Argentinian player
>Hacks the opposition down
How are they always like this?

>Gets sent off within 2 minutes

Karma is a bitch

>stepped right on his frail glass legs
its just a friendly jesus

>foyth is an argentinian of polish descent
assumed he was a british lad before i saw his name was juan

muller spin

nope

oof what a blooter

LADS

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peach of a goal that

Pavard cant cross for shit

What part of Wales does Davies family hail from?

the nigger part

>the nigger part
So the entirety of the Valley's then

Eriksen is really going for that Goran Pandev/ Dejan Stankovic haircut huh

Lads look at the nose on that Roles lad, fucking hell fire

Benulties :D

I thought the same. Utter honker.

proper yid

what do you expect his team is 2nd bundesliga now

its like uli saw his goal against argentina and was like BUY BUY BUY but never watched a stuttgart game

chants of YIDDO with baddiel seething at home

HE MISSED HAHAHA

Bayern X

Tottenham

what a wanker he is

Is Under Siege the one that has the lovely boobs?

>Alderweireld taking the first one
Literal madman

HE DID IT AGAIN HAHAHAHA

BAYERN X X

TOTTENHAM O O

are Spurs the goat of friendlies?

Since when are you allowed to stop in a penalty run up?

no its a film with steven seagal playing casey fucking ryback

That was pretty nice from Kane ngl

Million Pound Handjobs on 5 after.

"no"

is eriksen holding spurs back?

When is Eriksen just going to fuck off? I expect a mutant of a season from him

i saw an ad for that, what a disgusting name for a program, almost wrote a strongly worded letter

Fucked up the pen, but scored the 2nd goal, and is decent for breaking down the 10 men behind the ball teams

They should bring back the London cup as a pre season thing instead of this bullshit

yfw pavard choses to shoot his penalty from the midfield

might watch under siege tonight, thanks for that user

WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAH
WHO BROUGHT A FUCKING RUBBER DUCK TO THE STADIUM

In awe of that lad's nose

N N N N N N

WE DID IT LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Boateng

WE WON A TROPHY LADS

That's just how Germans sound before they shed their first skin

N

Quintuple is ON

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>GAZZ A NIGGA
>STOPS THE NIGGA FROM SCORING
MADMAN

Always rated the Audi Cup 2bh.

>Spurs haven't won a trophy this decad-

The nigga got Gazz'd

hmmm last year they won the internation champions cup

Can you image what it's like to be Eriksen right now?

After coming out that he wants to leave and nobody came for him. ahahahahha get fucked

beat real beat bayern

ez ez ez

Why is there 2 Alabas?

you mean 3

>tfw back to back pre season trophy champions

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Maybe he should have actually tried to put some fucking effort in since January.

The one made of glass is kill

leaving on a free getting Aaron Ramsey money. I think he will recover

Tottenham is for Chads

fekir going to betis and lo celso going to spurs is kino af but nobody is ringing the bell for eriksen.