/hoc/

bulju

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desperately waiting for hoki

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be pretty cool

>jests put up 6 goals
>laine scores 0

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Who /wongs/ here

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Boomer team

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hes saving them

for me? it's kotkaqt

*sips*

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why is canadiens spelled with an e?

Lads, post based goal horns

youtube.com/watch?v=-koKuyDgFe4&t

thats the french spelling

>thats the gay spelling
fixed it lol

youtube.com/watch?v=WvftFA5A4Hc

today is hockey

>lfpress.com/sports/hockey/junior-hockey/born-and-raised-in-u-s-defenceman-will-have-no-country-but-canada
come home white man

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No Bulju No Party

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Might as well incorporate promotion/relegation in the north american hockey league system while we're at it

Post underrated goalies

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youtube.com/watch?v=HpYG2ilpugc

Don't blame her, its Padqvist's fault for popularizing oversized pads.
Me desu

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Who Duccs here

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Oops i meant

*sips*
You know what fren, I think that's a GREAT idea.

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At least 75% of sports fans on my continent are boomers or brainlet retards so it won't ever happen :(

if he didnt die in 06 the >1993 meme would be ded instead of his career

Im ideologically virgin until Finnish government changes it's immigration policies

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*sips*
While we're at it, the drafting system can remain, but it needs to be improved. Rewarding teams for being SHIT is just silly. Instead teams should be rewarded or penalized based on their relative success measured against their 3-5 last seasons. Some logarithmic function that rewards well run lower tier teams that have done the best with what they have. Hmm, yes.. I can see it now.

*sips*

How about shit teams try harder at not being shit

Kissless but not a virgin here

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volcel tbqh

I think that's what my system would encourage, hmm.. What do you have in mind? *sips*

Why are we listening to an *asthmatic* norge?

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Huh

based

based and saving myself for marriage pilled

red wings are based imo

First for the Bruins

buffalo wings

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Just turned 21 lads YAY

Happy birthday fren. You're a big boy now.

Marc denis

I feel like a big boy too

lose some weight

Put on your big boy pants and head down to the pub/grocery store for your first (legally acquired) beer, fren. Only one though!

I got a 40 of corona lad

My favorite part of the morning is plopping On the pooper and drinking a kickstart

based, on my 21st birthday my university's hockey team had a game and I watched them win

Mega based

Crapo Crapo

Perro Caca

Smoko cracko

Sippi kaffi

Feedo Seedo

good huomenta, /hoc/

give me your playoff team predictions

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My team and 15 other pretenders

Kek lads
twitter.com/i/events/1156072911360294912
The Norge coffee mafia has demolished all of India’s poop coffee

Ive never been kissed but im not a virgin. Where was the misunderstanding?

Holy based. Hope he choked on street poo as he died

A1 Boston
A2 Tampa Bay
A3 Toronto
M1 Washington
M2 Carolina
M3 Philadelphia
W1 Florida
W2 NY Islanders

P1 Vegas
P2 Calgary
P3 San Jose
C1 Chicago
C2 St. Louis
C3 Colorado
W1 Dallas
W2 Vancouver

i love norge even if he has asthma

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I blame the Finns. For me, it's central american and east african coffee.

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absolute domination

A1 Tampa
A2 Boston
A3 Toronto
M1 Carolina
M2 Washington
M3 Philadelphia
W1 New Jersey
W2 NY Islanders

P1 Calgary
P2 Vegas
P3 San Jose
C1 St. Louis
C2 Colorado
C3 Nashville
W1 Anaheim
W2 Vancouver

>yet another Boston / Toronto 1st-round match-up

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This time they get sweeped in 4

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Based ironic stay scared poster

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Didnt they have a 3-2 series lead?

A1 Toronto
A2 Tampa Bay
A3 Buffalo
M1 Washington
M2 Carolina
M3 Islanders
WC 1 Pittsburgh
WC 2 Boston

C1 Nashville
C2 Colorado
C3 St.Louis
P1 San Jose
P2 Vegas
P3 Calgary
WC 1 Winnipeg
WC 2 Vancouver

But Boston had a double-agent. A man on the inside.

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>everyone agrees that les Habs shan't be getting a playoff spot this year
kinda based

>rags spend all that money
>no one thinks theyll make playoffs
Extremely based tbqh

Spending alot of money blindly is exactly how you dont make playoffs

They will tank for Anton Lundell desu

>Panarin spends the next decade looking out over the Manhattan skyline from his penthouse apartment, watching the sunset and crying into his caviar, never even coming close to a Stanley Cup

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rags are fine after they are gone

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What am I in for?

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>jersey leaks for next season
FINALLY

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Why would you tank for the 5th overall pick?

And there's also this for Anaheim, surprise surprise.

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>americans don't know what cauliflower tastes like
hahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahha

I think Sven might be retarded if that's what he got from that.

I eat ass

>Signing Samuel Girard to a 7 years, 5 Mil/year contract
That's a very long contract for an unproven manlet

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A1-Blots
A2-habs
A3-bruins
M1-Caps
M2-isles
M3-devils
WC1-leafs
WC2-hurricanes
C1-bloos
C2-Avalanche
C3-Perds
P1-flames
P2-yotes
P3-knights
WC1-oilers
WC2-jets

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5million is chump change

Happy Birthday

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>94531750
I know a (you) scam when I see one.

For their best defenseman now? That’s a good contract.

Makar is already better than him user

Well, makar needs to do some more proving for me. He did very well in the playoffs but how does a full season fare for cale?

>overrated shit, Finnish edition
>le overpaid breadman
>overpaid defenseman
>no centers besides zibenajad
>lundshit is old
Yeah they aren’t making it chief

what's the latest on this big boy

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love it

>Girard
>Makar
>Byram
>Zads
>Johnson

>flames
>islels
>debbies
>the fucking yotes and oilers
Get your head checked out you dumb fucking weeb

Dead thread?

busy reading books

flames will take 1st seed in the pacific again probably

last year was a fluke, flamers are missing the playoffs

>TSN Hockey
>@TSNHockey
>TRADE ALERT: #EDMOilers RFA F Jesse Puljujärvi rumored to have recently cracked open another bottle of Bonaqua valued at $1

>Brad Lambert made team Finland U18 as an underager for the Hlinka tournament
Redpill me on him Finnish anons

Brad isn't a very finnish name

the first finnish 1st oa pick

It's very popular among zoomer finns.

But user, wasn't Raty supposed to be the first finnish 1st overall pick?

Went to HIFK from Pelicans because Pelicans' A-junior coach was retarded and wouldn't give him a chance.

>Ekman-Larsson got attacked by his dog
Ironic

Who knows. 2021 draft is prety wide open and Räty is definitely in that group who can potentially be 1st overall. No super talents yet in that group.

>Oliver Ekman Larsson's start on summer leave was unexpectedly dramatic.

>The Arizona Coyotes starback had to visit a hospital in the middle of the night after the family dog stabbed him in the hand.

>- It was my own dog or one of our family dogs. I had gone out with it but then I thought it got a little weird when we came in so I would go ahead and see that everything was okay. When I reached out his hand, he hit me, he says.

>- It was no big deal, it was just going in and sewing in the middle of the night. There were four stitches, tetanus and antibiotics for ten days.

>The dog was a shepherd that the hockey star's family had for six or seven years.

>- He had nibbled a bit on dad and little brother too so there was probably something wrong with it but we wanted to give it another chance. I fell victim to that, but it went well anyway.

>Had to kill the dog
>After the attack, however, the family was forced to remove the dog.

>- My friends come with children and we have cousins who are smaller, if that were to happen again you would never really forgive yourself.

>- We have a shepherd left now but I trusted the dog that bit me more than the one we left. It's a little comical.

>Oliver Ekman Larsson begins his sixth season in the Arizona Coyotes, the club with which he also recently signed an eight-year contract.

>In North America, however, the star has no dogs, even though he is very fond of dogs.

>- It had become too much work and I had to leave it a lot. It has to wait a bit.

>Oliver Ekman Larsson was also captain of the Three Crowns during the World Cup earlier this spring.

You just know he's just waiting to sign with Boston.

Why yes I do post anonymously on /hoc/, how could you tell?

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because you smell

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Yotes literally are a good team though.

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>27th in the league in scoring
>add phil kessel
>we gud tem noaw!!

lmao what a guy

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my name is Brad Pitt

The only pacific teams even worth liking are the knights and the nucks desu desu desu desu

>cantpucks

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youtube.com/watch?v=kMZ-jdPGPBc

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nucks will be the strongest canadian team of the 2020's

awoo

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Stars are fine desu

>in team scoring
>when they literally were injured to hell and back
I think they will get there. Kessel helps them out a lot, and they desperately need to keep health. If they can do that, you can win 2nd or even the pacific

stars aren't a pacific team though

If they could do that they could probably eek out a wc spot and that's only because the rest of the pacific is hot trash. I don't see the knights, flames, or sharks regressing that much and I don't see the oilers, kings or ducks getting much better. But it doesn't matter because central is locking up both wildcards.

I love harmonica, beautiful but so melancholic

my honorary snowbelt yoties :3

Shit, I read west for some reason.
Guess the list is still shit tho since no pacific team is interesting

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central > metro > pacific > atlantshit
This is known

HOLY FUCK
Finland is beating Canada 5-0 in the first period

The fuck are you watching?

Wjc showcase

yotes can suck off a donkey to be fair

this de su

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is it the hlinka tournament or some exhibition game?

neat

Exibition. Hlinka only starts in 6 days

wjc is on hockeydabeast

>0-6

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>6-0

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7-0

>Caring about junior hockey

7-0

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>0-7

yeah im boutta head out

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suggestion: sack literally everyone

>w-we don't even care

holy fucking perkele

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It's too late to try to pull that one, leaf.
It's not like us with soccer. We know that you care.

which one? All I keep getting is a habs logo with no stream.

Go through onhockey dot tv and pick the youtube link.

COMEBACK TIME BABY

youtube.com/watch?v=p4MsDD4Sp-M

The Canadian players look lazy and inattentive.

they know that the time of the fin has come, its pointless to fight against them

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thanks bros. Holy fuck I have missed hockey so much.

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thanks man

Imagine trying to chirp the other team when you're down by 5

Same. So much that I'm still watching this at 2-7

after the seventh goal the canadians realized they were playing a hockey game today

I'm half finnish, so I have a reason to cheer for every goal.

>I just had really sweaty hands
>it was really stressful
>this was the biggest problem in my life

What the fuck is going on in Canada.

Based Finnish opinion

>fall down next to someone
>draw a penalty
GAAAAARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>it was 7-0

oh no getting flashbacks

Connor McEichel scores!

And they completely missed a penalty that would have put finland on a 2 man advantage

the leafs wire transfer finally went through

Comeback incoming

I'd post something racist about serron noel but I'm too lazy

Is he black? I have an all-black people team going in chel, it's awesome but the prospects are thin

>thank you hockey

yeah

(desu he seemed like a decent kid)

racism is NOT OKAY

>womans worlds
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

shut up nigger

2 hours left in the rags buyout window

perkele, neekeri

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=AUxsVZjutGg

>rags

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What is the point of this

without views he cant buy cat food and jerseys so he just shits out videos

>rags

Im actually kind of interested now, bringing back some old memories

Jesus...

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gotsta earn those youtube bucks to feed the fat hog wife

He's STILL that fat? I remember seeing him couple years ago and thought he has some "baby fat" but he's already 19 or something?

>the fat hog wife
I thought she was called something else.

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Finns aren't exactly quality physical specimens are they?

knights nucks and yotes are the three based teams in the pacific

>knights
yes
>yotes
yes
>nucks
I don't know about that one, chief

braphog

Very good post

ottawa senators will 3peat in 2022-25

The stupid janny deleted my masterpiece from last night, so here it is again. Thoughts?

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I don’t trust anyone who calls both the knights and the yotes based

>Sabres that high

It's shit, like you.

move yotes to cringe and bloos to non existent and this is perfect

shorks fans are okay

wtf is Noel's problem?

oh yah and caps to non existent and snes to based

And why are the Devils that high too. Grease is a fucking faggot and I've probably only ever seen like 2 non grease fans

sharks fans are represented by an anime posting tranny tripfag

ukraine

skin pigment

The more I look at this the less sense it makes.

these young canada lads are trash

No, they're really not.

>Canucks and Hasb
>Not faggots
>Islanders
>Not nonexistent
Try again

>German goaltending

cringe

let me guess you are a yotes fan?

based

No I think he is one of them Knighties posters. Probably the same autist who always posts 'go knights'

>10 goals scored in the first two periods
>0 in the 3rd

don’t think a knights fan would rate the caps or yotes that high

Are we still unironically in the Finnish golden generation

not
so
fast

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SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

based tontsa just potted one

Even kids have more class than american national soccer team.

I was just thinking this desu

was supposed to quote this

finnish world domination is upon us it seems

You won't catch any of us defending those shitty dykes.

Just thinking about the times when I was happy

absolute unit of a goalie

I wonder if Brodeaur was his idol

>no mongolian dna in finland
dat pic says otherwise

general reminder that either of these teams would absolutely destroy any dykepuck team

I'm heir of genghis khan

You are heir of shitty farm in kuusamo and schizophrenic genes

>tfw not born in a farm so you can inherit the farm and live comfy farm life with 9/10 farm girll

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

somebody play me in tekken

Comfy is code word for happy

only if we fuck like in black mirror and you're the grill

Thank you hockey for having a high price point and keeping black people out

it's actually in kainuu and not shitty

lol

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>Fagtreal
>Poo Jersey
>Detoilet
>St. Poois
>Hongcouver
Yeah, I'm thinking you're gay.

this 2bh

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>tfw based poster and everyone on /hoc/ loves me and always gives me (you)'s

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not true

based

>tfw everyone hates me and refuses to give me (You)'s

Pic related is me when i leave S-Market on Friday at 20.55

haters gonna hate

>1 hour left in Rags buyout window

DO SOMETHING

business idea: do something

>94535454
I know what you're doing. At least, I'm pretty sure.
So I'll give you half a (you) to hedge my bets. Because if it's real, I would like to be nice to you and give you one. But I can't be sure these days.

business idea: post >rags

>giving even half (you)'s to randall

business idea: give half (you)'s to randall

>don't like the >rags
>do like the idea of a classy Manhattan gf
what do

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One time, I made a post entirely about the St. Louis blues and got called "Randy."
I think you guys are just retarded.

post >rags

>randy strikes again

Quiet, Randy

Well you can tell everyone I'm a down disgrace
Drag my name all over the place
I don't care anymore

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drinking 1,5litres of carbonated water

shut the FUCK up randy

bonaqua™?

After she moved in with me, I'd get a green paint pen and use it to write
>rags
over the brand label on all of her tampon boxes.

It'd probably strain the relationship somewhat, but I wouldn't be able to help myself.

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store brand

Does Bonaqua come in Pepsi flavor?

Wouldn't it just be Pepsi at that point?

No, it's Pepsi flavored Bonaqua, it might just taste somewhat like Pepsi but not 100% the real thing

Bulju gets 25 goals this year.

in the khl

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and 50 whole season

I'd assume no given Bonaqua is a Coca-Cola company brand. I might be wrong though.

laine on fortnite right now

there is a mini camp coming up in august for the U18 and Senior womens hockey teams. Canada plays USA 3 times and also play Japan. it will all be livestreamed over Hockey Canada's website. if you're all starved for hockey you might want to check it out

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instagram.com/p/B0Y0S3ili2M/

pulju is looking like 60s' rich porn producer or something.

Who's more autistic, him or you?

Isn't sweden/usa on now?

that tendie makes darren pang look like andre the giant or something

Where's laine?

definitely me

HOW FUCKING LONG IS PULJUS LEFT ARM??????

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Would rather watch the metropolitan division than watch a single second of women's """hockey"""

isnt fortnite dead yet? why hasnt he moved on to a new game?

Why would you think that? Just checking twitch right now and it is currently the most watched game with over 200k viewers.

playing fortnite duo mode with gary

nobody's THAT desperate

just go fishing till october like a sane person

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if it was like cod or battlefield they would have released a newer version by now to get more zoomerbucks

I'm not so starved that I'd watch women's sport of any kind other then lingirie league football or beachball.

Basert og fiskepillet

game developers have figured out they don't need to release new games to make money just keep pumping out "content" for the online versions
eg. GTA V

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they make more money with microtransactions than with new games. At least fortnite is.

>rags

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finland wrecked canada kek

super sayan tune

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Starting to look like a Bog

wtf is that a pulju clone next to him

Who is the mini jesse?

I rate Kaliyev

in the summer he spawns a mini bulju

more puljus = more bonaquas?

basically laine 2.0

they will consume bonaqua at an alarming rate.

so long kuni

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absolute finnish BVLL

>rags

why do periscope streams blow so much, am i a connectionlet

where’s my edit Canada?

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if nobody gives me a (You) i am going to kill myself

hockey is on

Don't do it canada, he is a rudeboy shitlord

Business idea;

Since the Coyotes have a Hispanic majority owner, we have no excuse not to do a complete rebrand to Kachina style

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stop begging for my attention
it's kind of pathetic

womens hockey is based

>you do watch women's hockey, don't you user?
what do you say to her, /hoc/?

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>what do you say to her, /hoc/?
"Blegh, no."

HA, no.

begone thot

Scoff and walk away

>Hey baby are you an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs to be inspected

based incels

That bra looks kind of fancy.

hey bb you gotta nice big glabella

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hockey is cool

shes not going to fuck you

b-but she might...

>ka·chi·na
>/kəˈCHēnə/
Learn to pronounce
>noun
>a deified ancestral spirit in the mythology of Pueblo Indians.

...

>hey user, my day with the isobel cup is this weekend
>maybe we should have a picnic together!
what do you say, /hoc/?

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Wonder out loud how the fuck I ended up in this arena and start wandering toward the nearest thing that looks like an exit.

>the isobel cup
Seriously, what the fuck is that?

/nhl/ soon

But I didn't pronounce anything, I spelled the word correctly.

And the Pueblo Indians are native to the Arizona region, which is heavily Hispanic.

I don't know.
Even the Avco Cup had more prestige to it, and it was named after a fucking sponsor.

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How well would Team Germany do in the NHL? Would they win the Stan Lee?

>"Oh, uh, haha, nice incel cup"

of coursh

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Would be a wildcard team

Better than the yotes

our Shannon
who art in Chilliwack
hallowed be thy name

thy whiteboard come
thy uploads be done
on YouTube as it is IRL

give us this day
our daily memes
and forgive us our shitposts
as we forgive those who shitpost against us

lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from dykepuck

for thine is the channel
and the numbers
now and forever
amen

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Really? Is it the lack of depth

Well that's not that difficult.

I’m getting a five guys if anyone wants anything

NWHL

Salary cap be damned, what is the best possible D pairing?

the pronounce thing was just what came up in google i was too lazy to delete it, and i think beaners stem from aztecs n shiet so they're different from the feather indians which are way less common in arizona (at least where i live)

Offensively, defensively, or all-around?

Your choice

No top tier players other than Draisaitl. A couple of ok players on the team with Kahun, Greiss, Seidenberg, Grubauer, Kunhackl, Rieder, Seider and Bokk but other than that no one else is really NHL material.

Hedman-Pietrangelo

reminder

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Hedman I understand but why Piertrangelo?

hockey. i like it

dirty fuckin dangles

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Pretty balanced game and can play a lot of minutes if you need.
Seth Jones would be my 2nd choice tho

seth jones and subban

Seth Jones is a pretty good pick desu.

hate these zoomer fucks

They're the most entertaining part of an otherwise reddit show imo.

Holy fuck when do the real reporters get back from vacation.

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I do not care about >rags sam I am

DED

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Yeah 80's hockey was really special

*SIPS*

Back when the game was pure and had less Euros

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>redditkenny

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>80s hockey
Unironically the worst decade of modern hockey.
Even the dead puck era was better.

based USA trying to kill sw*dish goaler

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This sport won't be worth watching in a few years desu

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Sometimes I catch myself saying based under my breath after reading a post.

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>reddit filename

Which team had the best offseason and why is it the Rangers?

i,d cum on those pads

Thinking about the coming thread, and all the fun posts it will bring

>Era with stats inflated by god awful goaltending
>Good
Even Pulju could be a 100 points scorer in the 80s user. That's how bad it was.

about to immigrate to /hoc/ island, what should i bring?

Kakko and Lambert will replace them user. It will be worth it.

Why not focus on the present and all the fun posts you can make?

I saved it off google images bud, sorry I didn't have a copy of a 10 years old meme with a Yea Forums filename laying around on my 3 week old laptop.

STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

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All will be provided since /hoc/ island is socialist

Apology accepted

space station > sealab > mountain > island

business idea: nuke /hoc/ island

Cokulyke
Wupoir cokulyke

/hoc/ island is actually just some shit island in the pacific that burgerland used for nuke testing back in the 60s

Agreed. How do we find funding.

Listening to white room by cum

about to fap

Listening to moans by your mom

Theorizing about future possibilities brings me more pleasure than the grim reality of the now.

Spencer Knight has thighs like fucking twigs, what the shit.

imagine if the mild end up hiring chiarelli

maybe some bitcoin or something

Why do the Swedes keep falling over?

the ice is slippery

Anyone want to erp?

ha ha like a pusy

Electrician recommendation reports?
Sorry you’ll have to ask our electrical engineer on that

sure. i'll be count baron von reacharound esquire and you'll be kippers

USA USA USA

Shattenkirk bought out by the rags. Sad. He took below market value to play for his childhood team.

Just want to bring terrorists and gommies to justice with my friend US(of)A

Shittenfart is worth less than they're paying him

there are more important things in life than money

>thescore.com/nhl/news/1804859/francis-says-seattle-franchise-hopes-to-have-name-by-1st-part-of-2020

>forget releasing Seattle's name and colors by this fall
>now the deadline is by next fucking summer
>and it's a vague timetable at best
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKS

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Who would win, terrorists or commies?

terrorism is just a perspective

commies might have the higher body count desu

America

terrorists, commies would be food deprived and on HRT

the owner has his mind made up on a really stupid name and uniform and the executives are delaying because they are trying to convince the owner to change his mind

Christ this is based.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Dhk2RWm3kt4

IT'S UP AGAIN

just release the kraken already

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50 years ago? Commies easy. Now, the only communists worth a damn are the literal insects over in China.

I thought for sure that he would've stopped seething by now.

you are now aware that the snes have more money on LTIR than they do on their blueline

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the fuck, where did you get this picture of me?

Quit shilling this fat idiot

Keep up with the new shit.
Get to work, cuck.

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How else are they supposed to hit the cap floor

That is a lot of literal whos

Hating Shannon is about as redd*t as it gets.

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This is just a money-laundering scheme for Melnyk at this point.
Call the mounties and investigate him already.

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Pretty sure there are AHL teams with a better defense than that

>don't disagree with my opinions reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

are the snes even going to win a game?

in real money i dont even think the team pays most of the LTIR salary. a large portion of it gets covered by insurance from the league.

YOU DONT LIKE FAT REDDIT MAN???
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They will find a way to beat the rags

but the rags bought breadman and drafted a big Finn wtf???
it's supposed to be their year???

This but the opposite

your not my supervisor

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playing some csgo

terribly, terribly grim

I;m thinking about thos Beans

business idea: thos Beans

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Thinking about future Norris winner Jake "The Real Human" Bean

i like source more overall but too many people are wallhacking

I have the next thread ready to go

I read something like at least 80% on all of them, if not more. They are only paying around 2 million dollars.

I’m playing Tekken. Somebody play me, fucking pussies.

Fuck you, mom said it was my turn

no but ill play in you smash bros

Am I blind, or did the post count just drop by about 40?

whoever reported me fuck you and your fat reddit man and fuck jannies and niggers too

whats your gamertag?

get Yea Forums x

literally all me

pubelordx

based janny doing god's work

>they do it for free

$3.5m for Ron Hainsey?!!?!?!?!?!!

I feel sorry for chabot

*sips* ahhh, now that's what I call electronic entertainment

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steppin in to say:
>laffs and f u c k jannies

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based

there is always one sacrificial lamb on a horrid team. Let's hope he doesn't develop a life-ending drug addiction.

he just needs to keep playing well and then they will trade him for peanuts when he needs a new contract

It's summer, go outside

i thought canada was a hockey country

dont think I'll be watching any hockey this season

friendly reminder that /hoc/ runs Yea Forums

i thought new zealand was cool

why dont all hockey teams have a real life autistic manchild to dance like a retard for people to laugh at every game? do you think is this practice somewhat barbaric or is it empowering for gabe?

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no one every thought that also
>seething

>no one every thought that also

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Didn't know Wienerpeg had two (Sam being the other one)

it's this weird cultural thing we do where we try to be friendly to retards

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Kanye is the most overrated human of the 21st century

no

i think his wife is a much better contender for that title

Kanye is a genius

t. Kanye

who gets picked 1st overall in the NHL entry draft first: a Finn or a nigger?

>USA
>NZ
>Canada
no one man should have all that power

a Negro. finns are fucking laughable

Nail Yakupov is kinda black so I guess Finland already lost

regardless when it happens, it will be the day the NHL and all of hockey dies

I want to ___ Tulsi Gabbard

heem

Does Houston deserve a team?

Give an Alaskan pipeline to

vote for bernie instead of

i think el paso should have a team

New Zealand confirmed wavy

compared to florida and arizona yes

If by team you mean nuke then yes

I hope Quebec secedes so the Canada cupless streak extends

get milkies from

do they honestly think any of those retards can beat trump

we hope they do too. french bastards

sounds like a fantastic plan, make it happen quebecoise

if it means the habs win the cup I'm for it

Anglo Canada is holding French Canada back from it's maximum potential.

This but the opposite

Canada is a joke of a country. Should be divided into Northern Canada, Western Canada, Ontario, Quebec, and the maritimes and Newfoundland/Labrador. RIGHT NOW.

>Canada is a joke of a country.
what do you think of america then

the punchline

canada should just get absorbed into the US so the cupless streak extends to infinity

they only need around 200k votes from 3 midwestern states to win the electoral college.

Probably won't happen, but it's not impossible.

the US is way worse than canada though. don't even start with that bullshit.

what happens in northern canada

Okay, kid.

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Ate some tuna casserole lads ama

having worked there, I think they put on a show for the white man so I'm not entirely sure. but I think some weird shit happens up there when whiteys aren't around.

Yeah well, that's like, your opinion, man.

dude

Lmao, surely the janny can't delete posts faster than we can post them

To me it just seems none of these people have name credibility. Like Hilary Clinton had what, 30+ years of being in the political spotlight and was a very well known name, and she still lost. Whoever the Dems pick is going to be some no name. Reminds me of John Kerry in 2004. Everyone "hated" Bush but then he got re-elected.

why

do jannies have a delete post cooldown

jannies are so fucking gay and stupid i dare you to delete this post you big dumb gay idiots

I have no idea, but I'd doubt it.
If a janny sees that somebody posted like 20 dicks in a thread, where's the sense in making him wait to delete each one instead of just selecting them all and deleting all of them at once?

Same as the time it takes to microwave a hot pocket

witnessed

John Kerry wasn't really a no name, he was cut from the same cloth as Hillary. A centrist party staple who rose through the ranks over the decades. He wasn't as well known as Hillary, but he was always there in the background. Frankly, to me Hillary always struck me as a female Kerry. She had no personality, no policy, and no passion.

Either way, Trump's path to victory was a statistically unique one. That's both good and bad in a sense. Trump needs voter retention to win, which also seems to be a strength of his. He doesn't draw many new voters over to his side, but the voters that are already there will live and die by him and his policies. I still think he will probably win, depending on the candidate the dems select, but the election is always a game of numbers and the dems may just be able to skim enough moderates off the top to squeak in a close victory.

But enough about that shit, what's Seattle's name gonna be?

I bought a laptop and it came with Norton Security which is about to expire and wants me to pay to keep being protected,

my question is do I actually need that shit or is windows defender good enough?

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I have the next thread ready to go

Next thread better be on time

Seattle Shithawks

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Just use Avast, it's free and it's better (and more user-friendly) than just about anything else out there.

>implying the prairies would want to share land with the Chinese

is it good?

I browse the internet without a condom and never have any problems yet

WELL
WE'RE WAITING

new

thanks

it is this week