/hoc/

Lionel Messi's sister

youtu.be/WK4HHaNhcgU

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Antonella Roccuzzo.

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reminder

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Canadians, instruct me on loonie game whereabouts and etiquette

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based and /hoc/ island pilled
here's some reding for you vice.com/en_ca/article/nn9kdq/the-messed-up-story-behind-albertas-sad-tradition-of-throwing-loonies-at-strippers

Tulsi Gabbard's big ass.

Who /wongs/ here

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Never heard of this. Last time I went to a strip club it was basically go on stage put a fiver in your mouth and the chick would shove her pussy in your face.

Can't remember the last time I've actually used a 1 dollar coin.

this thread is going real fast for a tuesday night

less than a month until wowclassic

less than 5 minutes until I kick your ass nerd

coin checked

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everybody loves an argentianian slag

smokey dubs checked

>non-whites
Shant

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>muh racism is cool and funny on Yea Forums(nel)
based edgy Yea Forumstards

do they have off side in hockey

racism can save you life

in last thread we had to tell /pol/ tards to fuck off, now it's time for Yea Forums tards to get shown the door

Vegas will win a cup before _______.

>implying you can get rid of >us

Yes but it's slightly different then soccer, but same concept. The forward play cannot move ahead of the play.

yes. people back in the 1900s really seemed to hate cherry picking in all sports.

read and learn
>nhl.com/nhl/en/v3/ext/rules/2018-2019-NHL-rulebook.pdf
page 125

The end of 2020.

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>rags

vegas already won 2 cups

>muh /pol/

try plebbit ya absolute sissy

steppin in to say:
>laffs

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i eat ass

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dilate

me on the left

Seattle _____

Based gay alien lad.

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Not talking to you
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me in the green

this is actually pretty fun.

Shithawks

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seattle red bulls

Hockey is fun

Oh sweetie

Dreaming of relocaca

Ottawa

thought you had work in the morning?

How's your guys summer, been /hoc/?

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Did you see the flag user

/hoc/ is for 5/5s only.
>rags

time for bed soon zoomers, going to be firing up the john deere in the morning.

thinking about resubbing desu but i know it wont feel the same

how many hours does /hoc/ spend on the ice a week?
>for me, it's 30 to 40 hours a week

it's been about 10 years since I last went to a rink, it's been about 5 years since I've fucked around on lake ice.

>McDelivery
>UberEats

I enjoy my food delivered cold.

You ought to be a professional by now, what happened

it was the troubled knee

>mowing on a Wednesday morning

Ok Pablo

why are canadians so insufferable

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

pretty good
just got from vacation
lost a bunch of money at the casino but whatever it happens

i'm an alcohol, and i have been coaching for about 15 years

every fucking time

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ask your imam

yikes

NEEKERI :D

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells

check the chart

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my eyes are getting strained from playing so much switch

canadians are nice.

there is a lot to unpack here

I'm making a roast beef sandwich right now. Went grocery shopping tonight.

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or just shoot him instead idgaf

fucking rap hippopotamus

is a roast beef a athelethe?

delicious pasta mmm

Is there a worse franchise in the NHL than the Edmonton Oilers?

>rags

The Minnesota Wild

sabers/canucks

Because we want our cup back god dammit!!!

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drinking mexican beer

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My uncles dick smelled like a hamster cage

coffee kakko

care to explain why you deleted your previous post?

describe the smell we dont have hamsters in nz

Thought you went to bed and had work in the morning?

what post?

Stale feces and urine with a hint of pine

youtu.be/j2bnj5hMkIw
listening to this while i shitpost

Wish I didn't make this thread desu

everybody makes mistakes

Looks like the off-topic pusys are gone, so we can actually talk about hockey.

Who is going to be the next mild gm?

who cares

Jets 4 cup

everybody has those days

some dick head

Forgot about that team desu

What if I just pretended little kuli perrault and helle got traded, jets called up Samberg and Stanley and Berdin and resigned Laine 8x11 and Conner 5x7 and scheifle and Wheeler both 6x8
THEN I COULD PRETEND JETS WINDOW IS 6 YEARS

jets will win in 2020

jets window is closed mate

Me in the background

Thinking about getting some ice cream lads

why would you re-sign fortnite to that contract!?

smackdown has been absolute shit tonight

want to get more beer and liquor but its hailing outside

>Charlotte challenging Trish Stratus
Bleak. Why even bring the hot ones back when they're not allowed to show cooler anymore?

Have to take out the recycling but it's 1am and i'm drunk and don't want the neighbors to see me.

Not for you Rodriguez

AEW signed Marko Stunt

He doesn't have the easy flow elbow, get your shit together /hoc/
youtube.com/watch?v=pd34XQn4vTA

i mean, while trish did have to whore it up, she was one of the few that could actually kinda wrestle. she's by far the most decorated female wwe gril behind charlotte.

WWE has been shit since the APA and the Rock left. Although I gotta admit, John Cena did carry them for a while. He also was the centerpiece of an epic prank call.

youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY&t=

Ya I know. I'm fucking choked. BUT Moxleys fighting at Bloodsport and Jerry the FUCKING KING is fighting at two cups so win some lose some

if you love black people you will get b&js

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reminder that /hoc/ is an io general, NOT hana

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it me

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>"dey wasn't givin no money fo dem kids weed pogromz get dey life togedda"
>yes darkies, eat our ice cream

i have to kakka

They cant afford ben and jerrys so they just lick some off the top and put it back

Moxley is literally running the G1 table right now.

reminder that if you arent working on those neck gains in the year of our lord 2019 you are pure, unadulterated and irredeemable S O Y

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>94527407
No one gives a shit about new japanetty. He's doing it to stay limber. Not for the ramen and a handshake
>94527413
Reminder you only post this meme vid because you know you have a pencil dick faggot neck

not true i have a pencil dick and a fat neck

/hoc/ is a Nick Gage and Hana Kimura general

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Other hockey "fans" are ruining hockey for me. Apparently we're not allowed to enjoy the new overtime, because they aren't perfect so anyone who liked watching them is a moron.

It's time for me to stand up and be brave: I fucking like the overtime. I like shootouts, I like odd man rushes, I even thought all star weekend made sense! I am genuinely excited for October, and I willnotbe nitpicking, because you know what? A New Hope isn't the best movie ever made either.

Come at me, nerds.

what is the greatest /hoc/ movie ever made

please, please don't reddit post

>stardom and gcw are laine and his stick
>chad wwe is the based mild child

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youtube.com/watch?v=v64ofT1rGOw

Leafs don't make the playoffs? After last season? Huh

Ok i’ll take the bet. If I lose I will eat a chipotle burrito, which while delicious are about 30% too big for me and make me feel bad afterward.

There are no good hockey movies
Slap Shot?
sucks
Mighty Ducks?
sucks
Miracle?
sucks
Goon?
sucks
Crappy Gilmore?
sucks

mighty ducks is pretty good

youtu.be/aE2QULl0D2s

Sudden Death, and it ain't even close
youtube.com/watch?v=swEgflM5Ol4

I've created the definitive tier list lads.

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>old /hoc/ is still alive because all the deleted posts bumped it off 500 posts

really just an astonishingly bad post desu

not bad. but it needs a "binlan" tier where the team is the panthers

t. fan of one of the shit teams in the "based" tier

t. one of the team in the faggots tier

the jannies are obviously triggered leafs lmao

desu

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>vgk
>good
o i am laffin

a few were hope solo pictures. no idea what else was deleted, probably teds dick or chambers ayy lmaos

>perpetually asspained
Kek, that's why they were both first in my faggots list. While we disagree on things, yours is very comprehensive.

>jest fans still can't get over this

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>15 + posts deleted were just /pol/shit
well i'm not surprised

>le vegas golden misfits

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Looks like it sweeping time!

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>thanks mods for cleaning out the wrong thinkers
yikes

>blots

Looks like its goofy time!

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I made an even more accurate list I reckon.

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>Flylels
>good posters
Is it because of the forced meme that's been going around for like two weeks now? Never actually seen many Flylel fans that post on here that isn't some falseflagger posing as one with the aforementioned forced meme.

i'm a west coaster so i don't get as exposed to east coast posters as much i guess. i imagine a lot of you hate the pongs as well but i don't see it

pleas respond this took me a few mins

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post >yfw Dogs vs Cats SCF next June

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nah

I like it. I think a few lads in the elite level can move up to franchise soon, maybe after this season or the next, if they perform well.

i don't get this new meme. where did it even come from

Skelly way too high but yes.

>less than 1 point per game
>elite player
hmm

>Laine and Aho on the same level

What is the tier list of? Captains? Fowards?Shooters? Defensemen?

Pedoson shouldnt be in elite after one season with an absurd shooting percentage

maybe. it's more of the category of players who are the best in the chel but not crosby or mcdavid level who are just insanely good at hockey. i could see mackinnon moving up one day

aho probably fits in the elite category, but i don't think he's as good as players like draisatl or matthews etc yet

It really makes you think?

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jake guentzel is elite desu

forwards. there was another one for dmen but nobody could recognize half the players on it

If that's the case, then yeah I'd say that's about right for the most part.

I feel like a dman list would draw more shitflinging for some reason but good effort.

not yet. barkov could move up to franchise if kitties make the playoffs

its from a cult classic film

i tried a week ago or so, but like i said in an earlier post it's hard to recognize some of the players

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>karlsson
stopped there

I'm a free bitch

that's a hot take, but i'm inclined to agree

>jacob trouba
D R O P E D
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Didn't Doughty have a terrible year?
Right after he got signed for big bucks for long term?

yeah but you can argue he set a standard for dmen. same with keith, but he's way too old now

So bros.... this means my team has a future and will make a deep playoff run before 2025 right bros... bros?

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karlshit is good, he just can't stay healthy

Where's Vatanen?

>franchise
>doughty

nnnnnope

surprised to see there's no butthurt about josi being that high

playing diablo 1 for the first time lads

what the fuck is wrong with panarins hair

looks like it's spooky time

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>rags

stay awhile and listen

who does barkov even play with

Agreed. Best hockey movie with a terrorist undertone.

>nhl.com already has a schedule up for october

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dont know if i should get chinese or indian food desu

how is the food in new zealand?

chinese is the safe bet

>no vlassic
other than that good list

bland which is why im getting foreign food

fair enough, also random question but how common are kiwis? How often do you see them?

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hyvä lanka

they are nocturnal and live in the forest so literally never

less than a week until hlinka-gretzky cup

which meme cup is this one again

damn, kiwis are cool as fuck too

u18 so you can see the prospects who are eligible for the next draft without the oversized big kids

>gretzky was the fastest player to hit 1000 points
>he was also the 2nd fastest player to hit 1000 points when he did it again
crazy

can't wait to see binlan meme out a win again

his 50 goals in 39 games record is actually fucking ridiculous when you consider the fact that in game 39 he scored 5 goals to get to 50

kind of a gay little flightless bird that makes dumb noises desu

can't even replicate shit like this in chel games anymore unless you put it on rookie

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look at the name of this item i found lads

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it's oddly weird seeing a young gretzky

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they look funny at least, better than the occasional gangs of turkeys crossing the street and making a racket

>rags

woke

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At least you can eat turkeys

oddly effeminate looking fellow desu

looks normal to me

mfw hoc is schlepping

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too tired to post, too hot to sleep

the struggle is real my fren, let's hope for lower temperatures soon

too late, the chinks and poos have fucked us all with their pollution

>want to watch south park
>rewatched the first 10 season a million times
>everything after that isn't really worth watching

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fuckin pajeets ruining everything as usual

let's have a friendly /chat/ sp

31966011009 call me

what's fascinating about poo's is that about 350 million of them recently got access to internet and all they do is use it to scam people or harass women over social media

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speaking of pajeets that chick who made that hit or miss song is probably the hottest pajeet chick ever
youtu.be/PcnvIwqdDv8?t=78

I forgot southpark exists, I havent seen an episode in years

every time i catch a new episode it's corny as fuck

no thx fren, 4channel will do just fine

you can't be serious. also this guy needs auto tune turned up to 11 this was terrible

i'm serious, i rarely find pajeet chicks hot. and of course it's terrible it's intentional dumb meme music

yeah, from what ive heard from friends its just pure cringe and very tryhard

the lockout is upon us

how so?

gary

shieeeet, u right

preseason > playoffs > offseason > regular season

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preseason sucks, nobody ever tries and the roster is full of players who eventually get cut

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whats the point of living

who is this? oO

check out this ding dong diddly newfag

in your case it's to shitpost on /hoc/ all day desu

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you win i'm too sleepy to continue

shan't be ending it all today

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are we supposed to believe this thing actually existed? that horn would topple it over headlong. what are these scientists? this is a joke now right?

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that's too bad

a bit rude

god i wish that were me

good huomenta everybody :D