2 vs 2 vs 2

2 vs 2 vs 2
Elimination triangle tag team match

Who goes over at the end?

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What the fuck why are tanahashi and ibushi not only tagging but also tag champs?

The only way WWE would agree to have this crossover would be to have their talent win
So Jasethy and Based Murphy

Page wins single handedly

Tana pins Seth, permanently making him seethe even more about NJPW than he already does

>twinks everywhere
holy fucking yikes what happened to real men

Seth and Murphy because the match wouldn't be happening if they weren't going over.

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Dark Ibushi has to get booed somehow.

Seth and Buddy win the first one in the states
Tana and Kota win the second one in japan
Kenny gets beat both times

Call me when these literal whos even sniff the greatness of the Brothers of Destruction Undertaker and Kane

>BoD
mMmmmmmMMMmmmm NEVER DREW A DIME

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Seethe Honkins and Based Shitposter

kek

you're gay user

hopefully Hangman or Buddy
Seethe is too self-buried to ever recover and the other three are old as fuck

Whichever promotion did the booking

>Golden Lovers are old as fuck

OK zoomer

nice headcanon

if this match were to actually happen, i don't care who goes over, it would be amazing to watch.

they're both on the wrong side of 35 and have put their bodies through hell bumping every bone into sawdust like mark retards
they aren't going to be able to wrestle (or walk) in their mid to late 40's-50's and one of them will likely go out like Misawa in the next couple of years

cool future headcanon

How far into the future is it before you stop being a faggot incel?

Murphy gets eliminated first because he's pointless.
Ibushi is eliminated by Seth after cheating. Seth stomps Ibushi on the concrete or some shit.
Seth is eliminated when Kenny loses his mind, knees the shit out of him and hits a Super OWA on him.
Kenny is eliminated when Tanahashi avoids the Buckshot/V-Trigger, making Hangman hit Omega. Tanahashi Slingblades Hangman out of the ring and hits the High Fly Flow on Kenny to eliminate him.

Tanahashi and Hangman fight for a while - Tanahashi counters Buckshot with Slingblade, goes for Aces High, Hangman catches him, reverses it into Deadeye, hits it, eliminates Tanahashi. Hangman is the last man standing, proving when Tanahashi said about him a couple years ago right.

your impotent projection and your reddit spacing won't save your faggot golden queer crushes from pain and untimely death no matter how hard your fat little fingers type

Make the match happen in the Kayfabe universe where everything is real and it can actually happen. In which case it really doesnt matter who wins whats important is how quickly they embarrass Seethe

In the old days it's a DQ finish

Kenny pins Buddy under a minute
Ibushi pins Kenny
Hangman pins Ibushi and then Tana
Seth, who has been hiding outside this whole time, rolls up Hangman to win.

This would unironically be a great match Jesus. When was the last time you could say that about the tag champs of the Big 3 companies.

I don't even like Kenny you embarrassing dweeb

whenever the WWE actually put its titles on non-shitters?

The IWGP & ROH Tag Titles are pretty consistently in good hands

They work in oil rigs now