Dybala/Lukaku swap agreed

Higgy to Roma. Mandz to Bayern

Lol never. Dybala can and should run an offense on his own, meanwhile Lukaku is just a fat poacher.

Think about it
The deal looks way too good for United. There must be something wrong with Dybala

Lukaku will score but his skillset is horrible. Part of me thinks they're doing this just to fuck Inter over.

Higuain will probably go to Roma or something. Mandzukic is back up or can play on the wing if they want to shut the game down.

If he was that bad they would have called him dybalacal though

so who will be the CF of Man Utd?

This. Lukaku is fat dog shit. Scores against complete shitters and disappears against anyone stronger than West Ham.

No way Dybala goes to Manchester United unless he wants to kill his career.

That’s not what’s happening. Jewventus is only doing this to cuck inter.

Dybala

If inter wanted them they should have bought him earlier.

what a faggot

>le occasional blooter man

Lamela 2.0

they are doing it to cuck Inter and Conte
to Juve it's just swapping two bench players, doesn't really matter
t. one team league expert

>retards on Yea Forums think lukaku is bad because united is complete shit and can't create chances for him
Can't wait for him to score 20+ goals in the league next year and Dybala to score 10.

>Lets cuck Inter by replacing our most technically gifted attacker with a whiter Higuain
Sound

I don't really get it

Lukaku will do well in serie a. Dybabla will struggle at united.

Nah. Especially not in relation to Ronaldo. His link up play is appalling. If this deal goes through, Lukaku will be on the Juve bench by the time the CL knockout games start.

No sp thinks Lukaku is shit because he literally cant play football

>suddenly Lukaku is good now because he's leaving United

Never change ABUs

Imagine thinking a striker’s worth can be measured purely in goals. Peak Canadian post. No one is doubting that Lukaku can score loads of goals against Bologne. He scores against shit teams and disappears against anyone decent. It’s been the story of his career with Everton, Utd and Belgium.

>offer United a crazy deal for Lukaku “in principle”
>They stop negotiations with Inter
>Stall for a few weeks
>Pull out offer
>Inter can’t buy Lukaku and United can’t sell him

You never for a second actually thought JJ would deliver on this, right?

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Not denying he'll do okay, he won't do well though. 15 goals is Pookakas ceiling.
Dybala will struggle because United is a shitshow of a club; however he would have had a 20 goal season if Juventus were to keep him.

reminder Hazard carried that fat congolese gorilla to a wc semi final but Yea Forums insist he's shit and will fail at madrid

liverpool should unironically buy one of them

>he disappears against anyone decent
>scored twice in the comeback against p$g

Overrated shitter for an overrated shitter.

Firstly, PSG are shit. Secondly, those goals were gifted to him on a plate. Which is the only way that fat bastard can score.

>p$g
>Good
Wew

Meme’s aside why aren’t they trying to sign Pogba for Dybala instead? Attack is looking fine, midfield is literally Bologna tier

Dybala is a twink bottom who doesn't want to top Ronaldo and he needs a big black cock to satisfy him

kill yourself you subhuman retard

Martial - Rashford - Dybala probably

State of this board and their dogshit opinions. You faggots are always wrong

>tf
>tt

>Listening to Yea Forums

you misspelled de bruyne

you misspelled fellaini

So this whole time Yea Forums was telling me Dybala was a world class player snubbed by the Argentina NT and now he's getting a straight swap with Lukaku?

lukaku plus 20m. supposedly, the deal is down to him deciding if he wants to leave for united and the europa league.

Dybala has a qt gf tho

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Thank god based Deschamps put an end to the Belgian meme

dybala would date a girl who looks like himself in drag.

>Lukaku will score more than Dybala when he plays for the strongest team in a pathetic league
W-whoa!!!!!

And yet Dybala puts up pathetic numbers in that exact same team you fucking retard

Dybala is not a striker though and he plays with le tap in man that demands all of the chances Rolando

>Trying to stop Higuain / Dybala ft. CR7 boogaloo next season

Fuck off United

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>Implying Sarriball accommodates more than one ball hog attacker than is allowed to run with the ball

It's almost as if you didn't see Chelsea last season

watching Lukaku’s highlights at Everton are surreal, it’s like a different person

Too many kebabs in Manchester

Eyes are too far apart she looks like she has a birth defect

Fuck off nigger, you had one of the best teams on paper, just cause lukaku had a bad tournament doesnt change the fact that you're the tottenham hotspurs of world football.

dybala fits way better than perrokaku with united's players

Dybala has the fittest girlfriend, so will be happy to see her in England tbqh

Dybala would fail at Manure just like BOSSman.

dybala is finished if he goes to that weak ass midtable club

Twink x Twinkie

>tottenham defenders
yeah easy to see why

Lukaku is way better

It'll be just like Di Maria
It'll be just like Falcao

All over again. lol

>ngubu umbungu swap agreed
The absolute state of soccerheads

Hazard used to be good, nobody argues thst

Argentinians never work out at Manure. Based retard Ole, at least Lukaku could potentially score some tap ins

Dry your eyes pal

Dybala wont agree to this though. Why the fuck would he ever leave Juventus for yanited?

this

>courtois
>hazard
>and now Lukaku
>mfw everyone is falling for belgian scams

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Never really watched Juve but loads of user say he is shit on the wing
martial/james dybala rashford

>Piguain Pookaku double strikers
treble is unlosable

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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This seems fishy. Lukaku can't play Sarriball. Maybe the super secret plan is that Juve will swap Lukaku with Icardi?

Please be true
t. Man United supporter

It's Belgium the new Portugal?

maybe the black Portugal

de ligt is the new boipucci

could icardi a. play sarriball and b. play second fiddle to ronnie tho?

boss?

>be calcio piemonte
>have shit strikers like mandzukic and higuain
>buy another shit striker lukaku
>get rid of actually potential elite dybala
Whats the point of buying meme strikers when you have Christianico Ronaldomcdonaldo?

I really doubt this story. Feels like Juve are playing games with Inter. Lukaku is the last striker in the world I’d partner with Ronaldo.

white belgian are big faggot.

Dybala is so fucking shite

Usually these manlets are at least strong on the ball because of low center of gravity, but he doesn't even have that - he makes Mata look like an athlete

You also have to build the entire offense around him for him to produce but an offense built around him is obviously never winning anything big

LOLing.
Lukaku actually mostly out performed Hazard at the WC.
And of course Hazard is going to fail at Madrid.

Truth is, Lukaku is a good pick up, any way you slice it. He isn't the best in the world, but hes good at what he is SUPPOSED TO BE- he can hold the ball up, tap some goals in, and can sometimes score goals he has no business scoring with his strength.

>he can hold the ball up
No he can't

compared to who?
He's literally one of the only remaining strong man target high 9's left in the game.

>Conte will never get Romelu Ball in goalie Lukaku

F.

>he can hold the ball up

He can't. At all. He can't chest the ball, he can't head the ball, he has no first touch. He can't win duels against midgets in the air. He's horrible.

He's easily manouvered around in duels and outsmarted. He's not a target man. At his best he plays in a counter attacking team and has shitloads of space so he can try and control a ball, somehow.

>dybala wants to talk to sarri before deciding

United about to get cucked again kek

Dybala is cuter than her.

>cucked out of the Argentina team by Messi
>Now cucked out of juve by Ronaldo

;__;

>Lukaku for Dybala
>Absolute state of Juve

>an American talking about football
This is not that eggball football fattie, this is an actual competitive sport, Lukaku is slow and can't control the ball well, think about it as an overhyped Jozzy Altidore

ayyy lmao

Is there ANY reason to believe Man U management is better than Juventus management? The last 10 years certainly shed some light.

Sarri Football:

- quick exchanges (1-2 touches)

- aggression of the spaces (the players move more without the ball than with the ball)

- assignment to well-defined areas of field

- individual plays and long-range shots are forbidden, the goal is to put the players in front of the target with cuts and verticalizations (this is why movement without the ball is important, think about how Callejon played)

Dybala Football:

- receive the ball on the foot (left, a further touch to control it if he gets it on the right) and treat it (rarely discharged in 4 years before the fourth / fifth touch) looking for the best solution between pass / dribble / throw

- does not attack the depth also because it does not have the impetus to attack defenders often faster than him

- loves to wander around looking for the position, when used on the right side (a la Messi) he never shone (especially for the speedy speech, in that area of the field with the greatest impact)

- Frequent search for shooting from medium / long distance (that's good because he can actually shoot)

Maybe Dybala does the metamorphosis and learns to play in a way that is no longer whimsical and libertine but schematic and repetitive, this we cannot know. But these are his background and Sarri's. And, if he doesn't make the metamorphosis, with Sarri he'll be benched 30 times next season ...

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Most of it is google translate, I just quickly rearranged a few words. Perfect description of why Juventus wants to get rid of him.

that's Portugal, they're more the Portugal choking edition, but that's Portugal too as well

Is there ANY chance Dybala isn't completely exposed in the world?

At what? Eating sandwiches?

It’s a fluid front 4 anyways that switches constantly

Why? Lukaku is a poacher. He’ll get any rebounds off Ronnie’s retarded shots

of course Yanited only care about the marketing and what better player for that than a cute undercut twink forward with a recognisable signature goal celebration

United didn’t have the privilege of playing in a league where their rivals fell into financial ruin for a decade