CL and EL qualifiers

Who /Celtic/ here?

Would like to see how Jullien and Shved do. Also want Griffiths to get on the score sheet again, keep his sharpness up.

How strong will your team be considering you smashed them 5-0 in the first leg?

poor Tre Penne

Forrest and McGregor aren’t playing and they’re probably our best players

Didn’t Shved score in every game he participated in while in Ukraine? Reckon he will be a player of the season contender this year

they didn't deserve this

The opposition in Tel-Aviv tonight must make a big game in order to stand a chance against mighty Celtic.

For me, it's Olympiacos vs Plzen

Psv might choke as is dutch tradition. They looked a lot better than Basel the first leg and only just won, its gonna go wrong again

Tre penne? More like Tre penis hahaha

haha

Actually I not even worried about Celtic. We always buttfuck britain/british teams and the way Petrescu plays will just fuck them over hard.

F for the Imps

F

I hope Suduva doesnt go full USWNT on tre penne

For me it's one of you giving me a stream for Cluj vs Maccabi

The biggest win over the two legs (so far) has been 11-0 with Malmo FF v an Irish team. Dont think they'll beat that

Petrescu? Yeah whatever I'll be impressed when he has the balls to play 4-3-3 beyond one goal leads: from start to finish.

check usagoals

HONK HONK

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didnt realise this was the real thread. here's my posts from the wrong one

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thanks for the update

DUDE needs to hold out

/r/soccercom has a few, I'd direct link but they often get deleted

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Kalju own goal

Is griffiths starting?, wasnt going to bother watching but will if he is

He is

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cool m8 keep us posted

how do you pronounce nomme kalju again. learned it last week but already forgot

vipbox.im/watch-maccabi-tel-aviv-vs-cfr-cluj-stream-1

Sweet

nom me kaljew

i remember when celtic didnt need to play these qualifiers and we went on US tours with the likes of Lyon and arsenal

why didnt Rondon just push it in mate

BLACKED BY BLACKMAN

I know that was then, but it could be again.

based black man

ERA

ERA

ERA

Shechter fouls Bordeianu and CFR has a penalty.

come follow me and I will make you fishers of men

PENTALTY

GET JEWED HAHAHAHAHA

Based Black Man in a trump team

based no way tel aviv gets 2 more goals

which fucking idiot makes these things without doing 2 minutes of research of positions

was maccabi goal onside?
careful, you have >lithuanian goalkeeping in your goal

i'm already thinking about how much the celtic fans will rage when they get knocked out by cluj

kalju come back is on

Absolutely and objectively based so far.
Maccabi getting fucked by the club of a connecting flights airport

>club of a connecting flights airport
cfr is a railway network in romania though

Gypos will get arseraped in parkhead, gotta score atleast 3 at home to stand a chance

delusional

DUDE

he means he lands at cluj frequently when taking flights to western europe

Still hope you win user, we always have a bad run with the kike teams

Maybe, all I know is that whenever I go on skyscanner for flights to european destinations the top options are always low-cost connections through cluj

what happened

we back?

it's ogre

thought I lost you forever lads

Shkendija with 3 red cards kek

good luck, Georgios

FUCK PILSEN

Lmao wtf

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Basel vs PSV soon!
I'm hyped, best game of this round

Albanians doing their best (murderring)

>all in the last few minutes

>says the hue
Weren't there like a gorillion beheadings in your prisons yesterday? Those hue monkeys even played gootball with the heads.

>Two more red cards for Shkendija.
>Valmir Nafiu for a foul and then Agim Ibraimi for getting in the face of the ref.
>I think the Shkendija coach was sent off too.

shkendija is a proper representation of how i imagine albania as a whole

true, they are so animalistic, I want to like Brazilians but then hear such news

Even the safe states like Santa Catarina are utter shitholes
bestgore.com/murder/capture-couple-beating-set-fire-still-alive-santa-catarina-brazil/

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Let’s go Basel

>manaus
They are closer to Miam than to my city, literally another nation, don't care about those violent maniacs Enver, don't care at all

Hup PSV!
Voor het coëfficiënt

lmao

based

WHat about this ? I assume you're from southern Brazil.

>Santa Catarina
They literally our hillbillies, and why agressive against Brazil you dirty Roma? The lads that murdered your family in the 40's were Brazilians you fucking disgusting shitskin gypsy

>

Is the based Lana poster supporting Basel?

Santa Catarina it's a meme that must end

Basel!

Dutch teams fucking up in europe, name a better combo

>psv

>Pissvee

>we'll be the only Dutch club in the CL this season
Thanks for the free shekels kankerboeren

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Calm your brown ass down, monkey.

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Based Maccabi come'on

>go downstairs to answer door for food i ordered
>i miss the goal
every. fucking. time.

What a dumb fucking foul from Lozano

I am not agressive afainst Brazil, i just view you as subhuman low IQ mutts that are better off being exterminated. The only thing you ever produce is gore videos and a reminder why race mixing with subhumans is a mistake, a subhuman mongrel race of low IQ monkeypeople that is betetr off being exterminated. honestly if i were given the chance i would kill every last one of you animals by letting you hang alive from meat hooks, kids and elderly included.
Even abos are more human than you apes, yes Romanians are pretty subhuman too, but Brazilians are lower than maggots so i wouldn't talk if i were you.

>Eindhoven
what food ?

this isnt good for our coëfficiënt

Fucking ads covering the captcha box so I cant post replies

More chance of doing that in the Europa League though. Win/win, really. PSV goes through, it's a prestige boost for Dutch football, PSV loses, more money for Ajax.

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How do PSV fans feel about the fact they're inferior to Ajax?

How does one acquire a Dutch gf?

>Saburtalo 0x2 Dinamo Zagreb
the most dangerous lead

Wow PSV are terrible
Ajax will win the league by 15 points

They live in constant seethe and cope.

Just be yourself lad.

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It's great for our wallet though

Just be black.

You are a fucking Romanian, Dear God, literally the 3rd World of Europe, watch yourself Romani motherfucker

How does one acquire any gf?

Dutch girls will fuck anyone, they're the biggest sluts only outmatched by brits, but more attractive.

I suppose talking to them is a critical part of the process.

fuck

show them and brag about your Yea Forums-posting history

Hajduk of split hated this comment

Don't Worry dutchbros, Utrecht, Ajax and AZ will dominate Europe this year

Basel playing rough

Yet with a murder rate nearly 30 times lower than Brazil. Not even the worst gyppos commit the insane level of violence the average huemonkey does.

Utrecht already done goofed though.

>chokes to bosnian and swedish clubs

don't hajduk and dinamo hate each other tho

>utrecht

>have all the resources on the planet
>be giant country
>still be subhuman 3rdworlder
LMAO KID! At least we have the excuse that we were under communism for 50 years and we've been through 2 world wars. What's yours, other than being a monkey?

Quiet down, filth.

>turned on M4 Hungary because of the HD stream
>some lads showing Fencing
Why Hungary...

Someone post Austrian slags

pretty sure utrecht choked already

i think everyone except dinamo and their zagreb farmteams hates dinamo in croatia

It hurts so much to be Dutch

kapsalon shoarma

PSV is basically belgium anyway.

>PSV defending

Ah I’m visiting and that shit is fucking ace

Eating kapsalon when you're not drunk is like going to the whores when you fapped 3 times already that day

our starting 11 sucks
we'll lose 1-2 bet everything on it

>muh commies
hahahahahha fucking virgin boi kill yourself

It's fucking garbage la. Just order fries OR a döner. Dont mix the two. Thats dumb as fuck. Also, have you tried the GOAT?

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>chokes to bosnian and swedish clubs
Because it was pre-season for the dutchies

And AZ got 0-0 at home against Häcken. That's a good result. If they score in the away game, they will be through

BASED BRUMA

Okay, that was a good goal I have to say

ffs basel

hell ye
wtf!!!
take that back

based ngubu

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

Careful not to insult your local warlord cause he might decapitate your whole family.

When is Feyenooit playing?

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Funny how Maltese it's an Arabic langauge with some random Italian words

I love Bruma, lads

Based Twente is playing PSV Saturday so I'm hoping for extra time and a demoralising defeat after penalties so we dont embarrass ourselves too much on our return to the greatest league on this planet. Cant wait to get drunk with my buddies and make VAR signs in the audience

Have to same psv have some good ngubus this season
Bruma, malen and bergwijn make a dangerous attack

>94518662
>94518663
Look at those Virgins, butthurt gypos

They need someone creative to give them some good passes

I fucking miss Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

Goal for Valetta

Absolutely based

how so? our league is better than yours

will ferencvaros get eliminated today?

Blame the Normans for that.

has nobody told the Basel defenders this isn't a friendly

I havent been keeping up with transfers, who is sadilek?

Had sex several times actually but that still wouldn't change the fact that Brazil is a shithole with a higher murder rates than any african shithole.

Activate agent Van Wolfswinkel

Based van Wolfswinkel

REEEE NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD

You'd expect Hungarian football to be slightly less shit than it actually is

Basel are burnt out already?

Jan Vinegar of Castlemilk was based

Nah m8, i'm an autistic shut-in i just call up an escort every once in a while

no VAR in this game?

Romanian escorts are god tier.

Not gonna lie lads, Celtic gonna dab on Cluj next round, i mean this is the same team that got BTFO by Dudelange last year.

>basel champions every year
>still have to qualify
>still play like shit
>literally never make it out of the group stage when they do qualify
loser team

fuck basel lmfao

Cheap too, you can do whatever you want for like 100 euros, paid one a bit extra to let me piss on her.

whats wrong with this benchwarmer

My heart honestly can't take another PSV season like this, lads.

why are Macedonians so angry?

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They made it out of the group stage like 2 years ago. Didn't they beat benfica 5-0?

>Xhaka
is this a common name in switzerland

100? I thought the going rate was 50.

At least you paid a bit extra and just no surprised pissed her

How much does it cost for her to stop seeing other clients?

>Balel

Albanians

LOOOOL

>ibraimi
>musliu
>nafiu
Albanians are pure savagery

what is this ref doing

our guys Kalju couldn't keep the dream alive

baslel are a bunch of niving diggers

so this ref clearly needs to have sex

Well depends on how they looke. 100 euros is for one that's around a 7 or 8/10
You can probably jew them by paying for a condom blowjob then say you can't cum with a rubber and they'll most likely let you take it off.

Why the fuck would you do that. or why the fuck would you fuck the same hooker twice for that matter?

Didnt expect basel to be such a whiny diving Mediterranean-tier team

In this case jew then is based, and i unironically would do that

Whats the best website for escorts in romania?

wtf lol

Maltese is indeed a autistic language

BBBJ should be standard desu. I take it anal isnt included in that price?

messoy.ro

Idk. but this site would be the safest, these plastic whores would cost around 100 euros maybe a bit more, they are not that attractive, but i'd fuck them for the novelty fact
publi24.ro/anunturi/matrimoniale/escorte/anunt/twin-girls-want-to-surrender-to-you-bella-and-karina/eh4509i674537690ddg86d09081e469d.html

hajduk won 2 0 away to some club from malta, then they lost at home 3 1 and got knocked off

Ill keep it in mind if I go to Romania.

CAM ON BASEL
SCAR SAM FAKIN GALS

More like Feyenoord will dominate the Europa league, not with football but with violence and will get expelled from EL for some years.
Meanwhile Ferencváros is going to choke to Valletta and get themselves eliminated.

Or just go to any brother in Amsterdam, are dutch women actually attractive btw?

Rainy night in Basel

One all

No Var Sinson allowed

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brothel*

Yeah they are attractive. Very few sexworkers here are actually dutch though. Brothels suck ass though, incall escorts are the way to go.

Might do this sometime if I find myself in a hotel in Romania

>dumfries

Escorts are like €150 an hour. No matter how horny I get, I cant justify that.

Plzen Olympiakos is the game for intelectuals today. That being said, I didnt know greeks have Valbuena and R.Semedo, the one with felony charges.

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>Brothels suck ass though, incall escorts are the way to go.
I agree, i'm prettya utistic so i'd feel rather uncomfortable in a brothel too, calling one to come to my place or a hotel is pretty comfortable tho.

Go to poland. You can fuck them in the ass and they will swallow your load for 50euros. They're all healthy too.

Yeah, great group of guys.

>50euros
Dear God cheaper than here

If you're going to Romania I highly doubt you need to hire an escort. As a tourist there will always be plenty of local girls who will want to shag YOU just so they can add it to their list of interesting/different guys they have pulled.

Sure, but escorts are easy if you dont want the hassle of going to a bar and spend an evening there.

>niggers
Why steal shit when he has a pretty decent pay?

i now remember bruma

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Well if you're on holiday what else would you rather be doing during the evening?

>0-0 again
yeap, we're out.

Looking at escorts has gotten my people hard

you aren't out if both matches end 0-0

>The shantytown of van Wolfswinklel

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gib link

Ferencváros equalizing against Valletta, nice.

we'll concede in the 2nd half

True, but it's not easy (for me atleast) to find the right bar and be able to hook up with a local while Im by myself.

dont know, i thought he is still in jail and his career is ruined but I guess if you have experience in la liga, clubs will still pick you up no matter what

literally just posting to dab on hajduk split

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fair enough if you don't have any wingmen, I've never travelled alone yet

basel's GK singlehandedly keeping them in this tie

Yeah, i've never managed it. At hotels/hostels you'll meet other people who are also travelling alone, but they obviously arnt locals.

B A S E L

>PISSVEE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH

based

>dumbfries

>PSV defending

RICKY WOLFPENIS

that's anything but nice

The megalopolis of Great van Wolfswinkel

He's pretty much their best player right now. To be fair he's definitely in competition for Switzerland's number 3

basel-psv has been absolutely kino across both legs

>from wolf store

Psv will score late to go through

When I watch those wool sweater, I want to learn how to knit

Looks like >we'll be the only Dutch club in the CL this season.

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Basel playing like proper jews

>tfw I got a shitload of knitted sweaters from my grandma when I was a kid
Never worn any of them, because they were ugly af.

Just came back from a comfy documentary about philippine gold mines. It was cool

based

More like in european football alltogether, because PSV will choke out of the EL, Utrecht and AZ will fail and Feyenoord will either choke or get kicked out because of riots.

>Grandma knows how to knit
>She decides to do a scarf about Harry Potter for each grandsons
>My brother and my cousins all want Gryffindor colours
>I wanted Slytherin because I was an edgy kid who always rooted for the villain
>My grandma didn't want to buy more wool just for my scarf
>I still get Gryffindor scarf
>Never wore it because I'm faithful to Who-can't-be-named

this game needs a chimpout

Do you enter the euroleague path of the intertotocup qualification if you get eliminated in the euro league quali

They can't keep getting away with it

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At least scarfs are useful and dont really need to be tailored to fit.

>Albanian Yeti

Every year the same with dutch football I dont even need to watch

>not scoring that

It could be worse, trust me.

PSV is out on away goals?

I dont fully understand the memes but if you are asking if teams who crash out of CL league path enter EL main path, then yes, they do

aye

>pshitv
OHNONONONONONOMON9

Im torn lads. I want to see PSV advance, but I always want to see that cunt Mark van Bommel seething.

SQUEAKY BUM TIME

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>Pisvee

psv eindnaaroven

OHNONONONONONONONONONO

Good job ruining our shit coefficient even more, kanker boeren.

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

lol psv, what is you doing

what a dirty N

BASEDEL

lol basel will get eliminated next round anyway, both of these teams don't deserve to reach the group stage

no plzen nooooo

Now it's Ajax's turn

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The TV commentator going absolute bonkers because of this magic football night

Or maybe it was because his TV channel bought the CL television rights and they need a Swiss team

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against LASK Linz?
[X] Doubt

>the state of that pessimistic greek

aaaaaaaaaaaa

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ty bro

>PISSV knocked out of CL before regular footy even starts
i'm so happy bros

vimeo.com/81266964

it was our turn

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How hard will PSV choke in the EL?

who told you that lie?
it is OUT turn

They'll probably wont even bother because they feel it's beneath them. Goodbye coefficient!

>vimeo.com/81266964

youtube.com/watch?v=PNMnjKPPbeI

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This is a piss take, right?

>losing vs van wolfswinkel
Yikes

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>the city of plzen

Did Ricky van Wolfswinkel commit treason against his country tonight?

Should he be banned from ever entering Holland again?

To be fair he choked like two good chances before the actual goal

>piss take
You want a penalty kick to the head?

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eindhoven isnt really a dutch city anyway, more belgian

Then they would have played better.

just give us the trophy already

I want to fuck with that woman

lmao

Gebaseerd

Basado

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fixed

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eisai oti kalutero
fucking saved

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samefag

not the same nigger
samefag

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>6 days before Brugge-Kiev
w..we can do it right ?