/trans/ - "All The Papers, So Many Papers" Edition

Leicester FC are valued at ~£400m. Which puts into context how ridiculous their asking price is for Maguire. At this rate it would represent better value for Man Utd to just buy Leicester. Maguire for £90m or Schmeichel, Maguire, Chilwell, Ricardo, Ndidi, Choudhury, Maddison, Tielemans & Vardy for £400m?

I don't know, I just read Porto news

Now, will he become Manchester United's best player of the season, an important member of Liverpool's squad, or a benchwarmer at Manchester City?

>Ben Woodburn is on his way to League One Oxford United on a season-long loan according to the Daily Mail.
Based and U'spilled.

Dybala finally going on suicide watch as he's forced to downgrade from italian instagram thots to british instagram-slags.

Formerly based

I have a hard time believing Juve are this retarded.

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>tfw you support a tiny shit team and will never have a big marquee signing

>Arsenal have received an enquiry from Monaco about the availability Germany defender Shkodran Mustafi, 27. (L'Equipe, via Mirror)
Pls be true

>Conte having Romelu stolen from him again by a team Sarri has managed

damn...

Juve just paid 70 million and 2nd highest club wages for a zoomer who won't make it into starting xi

I support Oxford United. My entire life is seeing us buy players for (relatively) large budgets (£100k etc) and them doing well, only to see somebody like Leeds or Cardiff buy them for £3m-£4m and the owner pocket 95% of it. My entire hope comes from them buying literal who's from the continent, Robinson went to Belgium to look at some lads but didn't happen. For example, a 'big' signing is us signing Ben Woodburn on loan.

the target was always icardi who is unsettled at inter. they want to get the deal of a lifetime on him by forcing inter's hand with lukaku as time is starting to run out.

well dybala is shit so that's understandable but for lukaku that really is dumb. if it was for poobag then that's a good deal for juve.

clubs like oxford and real murcia exist only as cannon fodder that should cease to exist.

>Scatalan is now shitposting about lower league clubs people actually have an interesting in
Yea Forums needs an auto-filter option without a addon.

But the club isn't cannon fodder at all because we play similar level teams. As for FA Cup, we beat Swansea 3-2 a few years ago, we're gonna lose, for sure, but we still have fun. I have fun. It's all about getting back to the PL for me. We probably won't, but I like the idea.

>people

it's a couple of hundred people that keep it barely alive just like keeping a vegetative person "alive" connected to machines. end these clubs and their fans suffering as there's not a single one happy to support corrupt small clubs like user just discribed his beloved town team.

FUCK HUDDERSFIELD TOWN

maybe just don't buy him instead?

They're both shit desu may aswell swap and see if a new scenery can get them playing better

>another meme friendly cup today

Talking bollocks here mate. Oxford averaged over 7k last season and if they didn't love supporting their club they wouldn't bother going.

>continentals with no understanding of lower league football

I understand. to be honest english football culture is different from anywhere in the world. people would gladly support teams like sunderland and no other unlike here in spain where everyone picks sevilla, atletico, real or barcelona first then they make room for their town club.

b-but I thought I was your only scatalan?!
I feel cheated on :(

Why are Palace holding Zaha hostage?

>tfw Yanited finish 8th behind Wolfes and Lestah

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So we all agree that offering players "CL football" to attract them is a meme, right?

he and wan bisaka are the only reason palace can be considered a prem club

rather play in the cl than el

Why wouldnt the CL be an attractive offer?

Lukaku lvl is Everton, he only got worse since he left them, Juventus are retarded

Heard you talking shit.

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There's MORE of you? Shit is getting grim.

Lukaku scores a goal every other game and doesn't mind playing out wide. If you cant see his uses to a big club you are a brainlet.

Because at the end of the day, it's all about wages. A player would prefer to move to a EL club that offers him 300k a week over a CL club offering 100k a week.

yeah but a good run in the CL can lead to you getting signed for 500k a week

>Arsenal's £72m deal for Lille winger Nicolas Pepe will involve the Gunners paying £20m up front for the 22-year-old Ivory Coast international and the other £52m in instalments within five years. (Mail)
buying a 22 year old after a single 20+ goal season for 80m euros would almost be forgivable if that 22 year old wasn't actually 24

Probably take the £90m for Maguire desu

Relax man

Same face when Ireland is bombed after no deal Brexit

bit uncalled for m8

Correct. If you think players move for anything other than money you are retarded. They are all driven nowadays by mega agents who squeeze every last penny out of clubs and sign their player to the most lucrative deal.

The Union is dead, bury it. Consider it mercy.

Hey lads! Quick question. How many premier league medals does the club you play for currently have?

>getting a player they need in a way that doesn't destroy their budget is now 'bad'
Trip on, Reynolds.

>club doesn't want to sell player
>"we want to buy your player"
>we don't want/need to sell him
>"I'll pay anything you want!"
>okay, he is an important player for us and we don't want to sell. £90m or stop intentionally unsettling him
>"what?! That's too much! Why are you asking so much??"
>we told you, we don't want to sell him!
>"Look, do you want us to take your star player or not?!"

>tfw my club was about to sign a great striker from the division above but then had his head turned when someone else offered him £150 a week to play for them

they bought that pacenigger on finance

B-But we're Manchester United!

It's all relative. I remember when you had apparantly bid £40k for a prime Robbie Dale, that was considered 'a big club coming in for our top player'.

I don't think top flightlets realise just how massive the English league system is.

>£90m? How can you expect us to pay £70m? No way we're giving you £50m!

The irony that Jonny Evans is Leicesters best defender, is lost on Man U.

>end up paying 100mil

And another 50m in wages/fees over the length of the contract.

Oh for sure, never meant to suggest that we don't do that.

You're a retard, I agree with the other guy.

Irish idiot poster deserves it tbqhwyl

seething won't change anything. at least you have oxlade chambershit fit this season. no other signings allowed.

no first premier league title

Kek this meme again. Yes, your opinion on football is greater than the entire mainstream football media.

>tf
>tp
Have six.

*drags arsenal into 4th place*

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Lads. Why do you all care so much about transfer fees? Especially when it comes to clubs like city Barca united PSG etc?
They don’t give a fuck about money so why do you? Do you guys genuinely think the net spend cup is real or something?

>50% of his goals were penalties

That he won himself.

I think I will have 0
And by 0 I am referring to the number of premier league wins Liverpool have

Kekekekek

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Just so we can tut like old fellas in the pub and say 'crazy money innit?'

what do you mean "first"? Are you telling me that Liverpool have NEVER won a Premier League title?

Surely they have at least one, seeing as it started in 1992, which is, what, 27 years ago? Jimmy Hendrix could have been born, lived his entire life and died in the same time that Liverpool have been playing in the Premier League without winning it (but only if what you say is true, and Liverpool never won a single Premier League title).

Not unless they sign Tierney and another defender, no. It'll be fun as fuck to see Auba-Laca-Pepe front three, but if they win a game it'll be 4-3.

Same as said about Laca, but he's still put in 15+ goals a season without them. Even if his job is simply to go past people, good. You think Iwogbi is good enough to do it for Arse? LMAO.

haha nice one

Is Dybala about to snub Spurs for United?

Sky sports news saying their sources indicate dybala to spurs isn't happening. The spurs Twitter meltdown is going to be hilarious after they've all be spamming and bragging about him being close to signing for them.

there's at the very least 5 spanish flags in trans/football
>2-3 barsa
>halal
>sevilla
>atheltic
>valencia
and some smaller teams too

Kek

I wish all these ABLs would just shut up. Don’t you realise that when they eventually do win the PL it will make the victory even sweeter for them and they will non stop spam the board about their victory in revenge against you mongos?

Haha
>when they eventually win the PL
This will literally never happen

>when

They got 97 points and still couldn't do it, it's time to accept that they're just not meant for it.

*big hard estonian bamboozles abls with his tekkers*
*abl runs off crying to his bedroom*

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BREAKING: Everton have agreed a deal with Juventus for forward Moise Kean, reports
@DiMarzio

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Holy shit!

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Zaha BTFO!

>Chelsea have banned a fan for life for using "racially abusive language" in their match against Manchester City at Stamford Bridge on 8 December 2018.

>Five other Blues supporters have been temporarily suspended for "for the use of abusive language and threatening and aggressive behaviour".

>Police investigated allegations City forward Raheem Sterling was racially abused by a member of the crowd during the match but the Crown Prosecution Service said there was insufficient evidence to proceed.

1984 is full swing, I see.

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I'd bet money on arsenal or united winning it again before liverpool does

>dis is worser than norf korea cant even shout nigger anymor

I wish ABLs would just shut up because this is a thread about transfers and I tire of reading the exact same dull shitflinging every single day.
How about you make a designated Liverpool vs ABL shitpost thread instead.

I agree mate, after all, my mother got cancer when somebody called her a whore! I mean, that's what happens, right? When somebody says a mean thing, you get cancer, right? When you're offended, you get cancer, right?

how is this like 1984?

is this from an episode of South Park?

>say mean thing
>get banned for life
>go to court
>go to prison
Totally not 1984 mate, no sir!

No, but the maxim of 'sticks and stones may break by bones but words will never hurt me' doesn't apply any more.

just stop being an unimaginative mong and needing to resort to monkey chants when you dont like a player. Chelsea have black players so you just look like a retard if you do shit like this

>first they came for the racists
>and I did not speak out because I was not a racist

when did it ever truly apply? A hundred years ago people would still get offended if you called them a fat cunt or or something

Summary
>Nicolas Pepe to Arsenal is happening
>Harry Maguire back in Leicester training
>EFL season starts this Friday; Premier League Friday, 9 August
>Premier League & Championship transfer deadline 8 August at 17:00 BST

I don't disagree, but going to prison for mean words (only against non-whites) will lead to eventual shit. Now don't say it will, because equality laws have already resulted in governmental institutions excluding white people from hiring groups because they believe the law means 'in there's a white person and a black person with equal skills, you ALWAYS MUST hire the black person' and the police force which did this was, thankfully, punished for it. But that's happening mate. I'm not even a 'reee white genocide', I just read the news and can see the wood for the trees.

But they weren't locked up for it. I could give you a personal example involving me from 20 years ago about how shit has been some in-grained into the people manning positions of power that they don't use the logic or the word of the law but what they think it means.

If you don't believe that the UK government won't potentially prevent discussion about certain political policies or whatever, you're delusional. We were gonna have a fucking PORN PASS mate. A PORN PASS to view shit as an adult. We have dozens of websites blocked on High Court Orders because they have content that the government doesn't want you looking at (no, nothing illegal), the government prevents the production of 'fetish' porn for some reason which has cost the tax man tens of millions of income and made us a laughing stock. Fuck off if you don't think the UK won't maintain control harder due to actual dissent from the population.

just got a three-day banned for violating global rule 3b
FUCKING 1984 MUCH?

Shanghai SIPG F.C.
>Arnautovic
>Oscar
>Hulk

>htafc edition user in tears because he got thread sniped
ahahahahaha fucking faggot

How come you are posting then?
t. doesn't know how to bypass a ban

It's a shit gimmick.

NIGGERS

>ABU Slovak doesn't know how to ban evade
Hah. Good one, mate.

kek you wrote all that seething bullshit

damn you're some kind of freedom fighter

haha you've been mind controlled into thinking it's OK for this to happen haha

maybe they should stop with ridiculous numbers

Lads what do we do if Liverpool actually win the league

I try my hardest m8.

God save da Qween, mate.

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I was joking mate, I've only ever had bans for off-topic and probably one or two for posting webms of busty ladies with their boobies out at half time

And I always sit out my bans like a good boy because, at the end of the day, i know i was in the wrong

Them winning the league isn't a worry for me. What my worry is they win the septuple. I'd quit football and then life if they did that.

>he still thinks the porn pass is happening
>he thinks non-whites dont get arrested hate speech
>he thinks shouting NIGGER is in anyway acceptable behaviour

not at all

>90M for Maguire
My God!

Nothing. Like what happens when City win it.
No one really cares.
This season 19/20 is already a write off.

and autistic too; it's the most pathetic attention seeking I've seen for a while on here

one or two were fine but when it's edition 7 there's a clear issue

Lads how the fuck do I cook Cauliflower Cheese properly? Always comes out too liquidy and tastes bland. Or is that how its meant to be?

>he thinks non-whites dont get arrested hate speech
They do, but not against whites. Provide evidence.

>he thinks shouting NIGGER is in anyway acceptable behaviour
I don't, but I also don't think it's worthy of putting somebody in an overcrowded prison and ruining their life.

news.sky.com/story/footage-shows-woman-in-niqab-shouting-homophobic-abuse-at-pride-march-in-waltham-forest-11772699

>he thinks shouting NIGGER is in anyway acceptable behaviour
do it all time at home and in pub in my 98% white north west town

stop me.

That's different, an example of them racially abusing a white person.

6 times™

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>livershit
Just as embarrassing as Yanited.

let it be known that i expressly forbid the reposting of my screenshots by abls

Careful, that's trademarked now la

You'll Never Walk Alone™ (Also sung by Celtic, Feynoord, Dortmund, and FC Tokyo), la

/r/ing fc tokyo version

United's best player of the season. I wanna see United get Dybala & Fernandes in the same lineup, no Lingard doing fuck all in attack Could be sweet

youtube.com/watch?v=FhM5ziYO_Cw
far better than snorefield

>Jimi Hendrix was born, lived his entire life, produced his catalogue of music and died, aged 27
>and he could have done it all in the amount of time between the Premier League being created and Liverpool still never having won it
top fucking kek, thank you to whoever said this before, I believe I will start sending my Liverpool-supporting mate pics of Jimi

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powerful

Apparently with no buy back clause. Wtf.

Not bamboozled at all

Racism innit

Liverpool sang it first, plus the rest of those teams are tinpots trying to be Liverpool anyway

Good. Racism has no place in football. Respect each other.

@DiMarzio
#Kean from @juventusfc to @Everton, deal done: tomorrow possibile medicals @SkySportsPL @SkySportsNews

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1156154121482846208

I think you mean you wish butt hurt Liverpool fans would shut up.

what is JJ's problem?

just got arrested for saying I'm English

Bonnuci didn't like him.

how about this?

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whats it like in northern ireland?

the lads are back at it

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Do you ever think that maybe if you guys stopped chimping out about it he might stop. The whole thread is just a massive troll fest and you idiots bite every single time. It’s embarrassing

staged as fuck

Literally can’t even imagine a world where that happens.

>all different races working together
powerful

>Manchester United debt to “last 158 years”
The Daily Telegraph:
>The financial liability incurred when the Glazer family bought Manchester United in 2005 means it will be 158 years before the club are entirely debt free, according to a supporters' group. In their letter to the family , the group -"Millions of Concerned Manchester United fans"- points out that just £44million of the more than £660million initially taken out to buy the club has been paid back. That means that in the 14 years since the American owners took control, some £750million has left the club's bank account simply to service the debt.

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Just that Liverpool feel la

Pretty fucking gay tbqh

>still crying

bloody hell better get the norwich city scarves out

>tfw united will be over a billion in debt soon

Not now 'We Boris'.
>Nigger

REEEEE WE SANG IT FIRST
ITS TOTALLY NOT A SONG FROM A GAY MUSICAL ITS PASHUN AND SOUL REEEEEE WHY CANT WE WIN THE LEAGUE

their debt isnt an issue whatsoever
pay 20m a year in interest payments. this is literally 3% of their revenue each year. absolute fuck all

>sell mustafi
>literally no replacements

Why are there barely any good defenders on the market right now

Add Engevita at the end to thicken.

>Gareth Bale's relationship with Zinedine Zidane has broken down 'irretrievably', Sky Sports News understands.
>Real Madridhad hoped that the relationship between the striker and the manager could be mended during their pre-season tour in the US and Bale could stay at the club.
>That has not been the case, but Real do not want Bale to move to another team in the Champions League, especially for free or a small sum.

Yes it’s from a musical but they were the first football club to sing it

Nothing we didn't already know but the blocking of his move seems far more out of spite than anything

|That will be three more years of golf, boss.

>That has not been the case, but Real do not want Bale to move to another team in the Champions League, especially for free or a small sum.
Flo-Flo me old mucker hows business..

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Tah.

no worries mate

I was hoping somebody would reply something like that. Jonathan Tah.
>sell Mustafi
>replace him with another 'German'

But not one of the first clubs to win the Premier League

where is pogba

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haha

seethe some more for me you scouse piece of shit my dick will get hard

How would you tell a girl she has hairy arms and to bleach/shave that shit without being offensive about it

haha

why mention it at all? it's her body, not yours

>Neymar's Paris St-Germain team-mate Marco Verratti says the club must sell the 27-year-old Brazil forward if he is unhappy at the Parc des Princes, despite coach Thomas Tuchel's desire to keep the player. (Express)

>Paris Saint Germain accepts a price reduction and are willing to sell neymar for €180m (Globo)

Based Verrati

where's he going do you reckon?
is he still a fitness concern?

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What is Kieran Tierney like?

A forward with 0 composure. I wonder why nobody wants him.

he wants 100k/week
only place that is stupid enough is United and they know full well how shit he is

i reckon he could do a job at liverpool if he was healthy

He should take a pay cut and rejoin Arsenal.

overrated by micks

Trans? More like trans
(as in transvestites)

>team is shit because of shit transfers
>no money for new players
>horrible season with no titles and a few humiliations
>fans start pointing fingers at florentino
>kick out manager
>bring back zidane
>team is still shit
>bring in fatzard, an absolute shitter, for 160m in his last year of contract
>try to get rid of bale but fuck up completely
>get demolished by pateti in preseason
>don't sign players promised to zidane
>instead give new contracts to old players
>everything is still completely fucked up
>fans no longer point fingers at florentino
>fans want zidane out
>'it's all zidane's fault, las, even bale's situation' - florentino
>zidane will be sacked before christmas
>another manager will take his place
>florentino will remain
all according to plan

During his tenure at Arsenal he had 774 days off injured

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what was his goals/assists tally through the 16/17 season?

I dont get it

20-4 (we surely can't count youth games)

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Tell a lie, that's appearances. So 4-4.

Jokes on them, Woodward is so cheap he would fly them all in the same plane

>injured for only 3 days
>16 league appearances
dreadful

Physically disabled. No I’m not making this up

Explain further

I will say that he does at least score in the sort of games where no-one else is managing to get any. So he'd make a great back-up striker for a CL/EL side, but his injuries would prevent him being more than that. Couldn't be a starter anywhere.

he's basically just a shit version of michael owen 10 years ago?

Yeah, basically.

Why aren't Everton going for Everton Soares?

Lads...
twitter.com/Baggsy22/status/1143516396258844672?s=20

telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/07/30/biggest-brains-sports-data-predict-premier-league-201920-season/

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He’s constantly injured and has osteitis pubis
transfermarkt.co.uk/kieran-tierney/verletzungen/spieler/300716

when fibreglass brings a 6 pack of sprite

Don't think Wolves will manage 8th with Europa League tbqh

>Man Utd conceding 51 goals
maybe if they ddin't improve the defence at all but Wan Bissaka is clearly an upgrade and Maguire is a certainty

>they have SIX games just to make it to the group stage

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maguire hasn't actually happened yet though

>€130M.

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theyre 10m maximum in difference. it will happen

1m per kilo

extraordinary girth on this lad

Soon. Boris going down in history as THE man to break up the Union that dozens of wars, rebellions and world wars failed to do. BASED.

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Patrick Cutrone (AC Milan) to Wolverhampton Wanderers for 16 million pounds.

Based. Finally Scotland will be free as Mel Gibson wanted it.

>Can't help but feel there are a number of people whose football 'knowledge' derives almost entirely from a well known computer game - I lived in Italy last couple of years and Moise Kean is not especially highly regarded. He's good, but very imperfect. Think new Walcott, not new Messi.
>Nick, Durham

This is a mutually beneficial situation. I don't understand why it won't happen.

Liverpool should be part of the Celtic Union

>le swarthy lads

i have literally zero football knowledge now that i don't play football manager
i've never heard of half of the players that are mentioned in these threads, even those who play in england

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>Celtic union
This is the most cringe thing I have ever seen.

why would the scotish and irish want to create a union?

Fine but Glasgow should deport the dirty fenians and become part of the United Kingdom of England, Wales, and Protestant Alba.

Is he going on about FM or FIFA?

Probably FIFA. FM is even used by some teams as I have heard.

what is that uncoloured island between ireland and the UK and who gets it?

This. We fucking don't. As ever people confuse 'Scotland' (Home of invention, innovation, and Presbyterian Genius) with the vocal, dirty, whinging, scally, fenian, child abusing, drug abusing, minority that we are infested with.

isle of man
it's independent from the uk, but it's the queens so i guess it would stay british-ish

Isle of TT.

Isle of Man. Legally belongs to the Lord of Mann

>Former Brazil forward Ronaldinho has had 57 properties seized and his Brazilian and Spanish passports confiscated over unpaid taxes and fines, according to reports in Brazil.

Isle of Man. It is formally independent but is a British Crown Dependency (ie, we have to defend it but it is technically independent, like the Channel Islands) this is because the Irish claim it is there because their mythology says it was created from Irish stones or some shit and they even have songs about how it'll never be British (even though it is) and if it was part of England they'd start firebombing us again.

>boris is gonna lose scotland and N.I because...erm huuurrr durr dunno lol

PM Johnson doing well so far.

>Presbyterian
Always chuckle as it's essentially knock-off Anglicanism.

Irish PM/President (whichever one is the gay indian) went on telly and said that Ireland will inevitably be reunited because Boris is talking about reintroducing the death penalty

>57 properties
do Hollywood bazillionaires even have that many?

fabriziorom
Kean to Everton, here we go!
- Everton have reached an agreement with Juventus to sign Moise Kean as new striker
- The deal is done for €40M [add ons included] and Everton have completed paperwork with Juventus earlier this morning.
- The Italian striker will fly to UK tomorrow to undergo his medical and then sign his contract until June 2024 for €3M/season.
- BUY BACK CLAUSE QUESTION - Juve WILL NOT have a buy back clause. But Juventus have good relationship with Everton and will be called if they’ll receive any bid in future, so Juve can decide about matching it.

mate they cant even bring fox hunting back let alone executions

Scotland because they'll never shut up about independence if we leave the EU anyway and a No-Deal Brexit will double that intensity. Northern Ireland because they hold a reunification with Ireland vote/poll and they'll rejoin to be part of Ireland to avoid a hard border.

It's like they're thinking the way stuff happens in the UK is PM says it and it fucking happens, the idea of votes and shit doesn't happen.

True but the Home Sec openly supports capital punishment, think the poor little queer got confused

thanks friends. I just read through the isle of man wiki. interesting place. stupid fucking flag to be perfectly honest.

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They're also the cause of cats that are born without tails

They'll start firebombing us again after we leave the EU and take NI with us anyway.

Is Pepe good or is he just a meme?

Hearing that he's actually really good and Arsenal could become good this year.

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How many people in N.I actually want to reunite consider all the violence and bad blood?

also e-gaming is the largest sector of their GNP

he's a meme. 40% of his goals are penalties. he's a fraud.

arsenal will not be good this year.

Watford licenced access to the database, bt not any of the predictive stuff.

It's largely kept independent, officially, for tax haven shit and so the Irish don't get more uppity. Same with Channel Islands. The public explanation is to 'preserve the cultural identity of the islands, which is what Cornwall reeees about. Also what Brittany rees to France about.

Sometimes I wish we'd just invade Ireland again but real life doesn't work like it did in 18th and 19th century where if somebody was a cunt you just marched an army in there and made them hoist your flag.

A large % if you go by impersonal polls.

nippon confirmed for superior singing voice
apart from the camera guy

i think the vast majority of people just want to live in a peaceful, prosperous country
which brexit threatens

Not really if you know about Protestantism but ok. It's more like Lutheranism but with some Calvinist screaming.

>buy FMRTE
>look up players
Done. Easy lol. Their predictive game system shit is forever fucked.

Nah, more the sense of why it formed.

>peaceful, prosperous country
that's not really N.I though is it

Stop talking shit. There has been an overwhelming % support for the Union in recent decades (from all sides in NI). Don't let a few stage managed 'muh Brexit' vox pops confuse you.

well compared to the 70s...

I just keep hoping the EU will piss off Ireland enough they'll rejoin the Union and we can go back to how it used to be ;_;

*unzips handgun*
NO SURRENDER

I just want it for the pretty borders, plus we have to deal with the Irish anyway.

>scotland will be free
>becomes part of ireland

Historically Norse/Scottish but now de jure independent

Northern Ireland is based. I can own a handgun without the retarded 'over 38cm barrel' nonsense. Sadly, gotta live in Northern Ireland. Funny how gun crime keeps going up despite incredibly restrictive control and funny how crime went up after Tony Blair's immigration reforms (which no government has since cancelled despite it completely fucking this country up) in general. Weird innit? Weird how places like Switzerland it is LAW to own an assault rifle with 30 rounds of ammo in every household but they have one of the lowest gun crime rates in the world. Weird, innit?

I agree. San Marino, Andorra, Vatican City, East Timor. These are all nations which existence piss me off. Oh and Oman. Oman's border map is the stupiest fucking shit. Like Lesotho but worse.

>scotland will be independent
>begs the eu for dependency

>United Ireland League
>Linfield v Shamrock Rovers
>Crusaders v Dundalk
cor

Just saw Gareth Barry going into Sainsbury's

>Your Premier League Champions 2019/2020.

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>tfw wish I could get into politics and campaign for the formation of the Anglosphere Federation
>tfw we could stick our fingers up to the EU, Russia, China and South America

Dude's in prison, lad.

barely europa league-tier defence still

Thunder and lightning here
Also an ice cream van driving about. I must be living in a good area to have such a dedicated ice cream van making lots of money in this weather from such wealthy kids.

>Anglosphere Federation
so just america tells us what to do?

yeah N.I doesnt have a gun crime problem
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-crime-at-20-year-low-but-number-of-paramilitary-shootings-victims-doubles-35724667.html

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/12/northern-ireland-punishment-attacks-rise-60-in-four-years

Maybe souf Irish people should go back.

t. english feudal lords

No more right of the first night for you scum!

>Rodrigo Bentancur
>Leon Bailey
>Julian Brandt
>Goncalo Guedes

Are any of these players good or are they memes from Football Manager?

>yfw Ashes soon
>yfw England MUST win in order to equal the amount of wins Australia have
Bit grim.

Where did you get the idea that this wasn't the case? Northern Ireland has guns, right, but it is also in an area with issues from uppity fucks due to autistic wannabes who want a war with England but know they'd get stomped so they shoot up kids and old people. But Switzerland, which has guns in every household has low crime rate and low gun crime rate and just so, coincidentally, not have free movement or uncontrolled immigration. Gun crime isn't just about having guns, it is about society and the issues around it. At least in USA you have a right to own a gun. I don't want to murder anybody, but my mother used to range shoot and got me into it as a kid but I cannot own a weapon without a long and exhausitive sequence of events where even simply telling your doctor you were a bit depressed will get you blocked from owning one. And even then you have to spend thousands of a case and give police unrestricted access 24/7 whilst being on a secret watchlist (another one anyway) all so you can own a Lee-Enfield MkIV that can fire, that required extensive training to fire 20 rounds a min.

no offence, but your mother sounds like a stupid drippy cunt

Do it again, bomber Harris!

>livershit

she sounds less than you though, bet you'd piss yourself if you ever saw a gun, let alone touched it or fired it.

i've wanted guns but wanted handguns, just for memes. like the YEET Cannon.

>i've wanted guns
Good lad. It's a fun hobby. FAC is just an arse to gain and it just isn't worth it unless you're going balls deep.

why does trans attract so many autistic weirdos

Moat liek LiverSIX AMIRITE (Due to the fact that they've won 6 European titles)

I brought Woking to champions league in six seasons, la

it's the newfreaks trying to make waves
they haven't realised that /trans/ in the failed normie general

>scot-ulster union
>leinster
>munster
>connacht
>wales
>english confederacy, made up of the north, middle and south
>london and birmingham become independent city states
*solves the uk*

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excuse me that phrase is now trademarked
YNWA™

fuck off gareth, i'm back on #teammadrid

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why don't you fuck off back to /brit/.

you too, nonce-a-tron.

>lack of spanish
it is of no surprise this article is published by AS. They are fake news as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=bQNElrcoMqs
youtube.com/watch?v=BIgynGmqhWg

>scot-ulster union
Just call it Scotland

>that
>"spanish"
i think not

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It's done I'm tellin' ya'.

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retard

Give me one good reason why this team couldn't win the league next year.

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man city's and liverpool's teams are miles better

>loses 3-0 to Naples
lol

That bench.

Lack of Rooneys, Giggss, Ronaldos, Scholess, Evras, Ferdinands, Vidics and the likes.

Deal of the summer made by Everton. This kid is probably the biggest no. 9 prospect along with Jovic and the fact that he's going for 30-40m with no buy back clause is insane. Apparently he's expected to be on middling wages as well which makes this even crazier. Brands is getting away with robbery here.

*immediately replies to your man utd post*

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>all the white players are severely underrated

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City is better, marginally. Maybe. Liverpool is not better.

>Keeper
United > Liverpool
>Defense
United = Liverpool
>Midfield
United > Liverpool
>Strikers
United < Liverpool
>Depth
United > Liverpool

F the L of G.

*clears throat*
De Gea is past it.
Wan Bissaka had 1 good season.
Maguire is overrated
Lindelof is straight up shit
Pilsbury dough boy Shaw is shit
>Mctominay
That midfield would get overrun.
Martial and Rashford would get 25 goals at most
Man City and Liverpool are miles better
>Ole's at the wheel

Any more reasons you need?

Post liverpool's bench.

because Pogba is one of the most overrated players of the modern game (his rating out of 100 here is 95. At least 10 points too high)

Also, who is protecting that back 4? McTominay? I'm sure he'll do a job when the Silvas are threading one-twos around him, or some pacy Liverpool winger is rinsing him on the inside

just get a clue, ya know? Also Rashford is a 1 goal every 4 games striker, not good enough to win any league

imma say...

mignolet
matip
milner
oxlade chamberlain
wijnaldum
shaqiri
origi

fucking hell

fulham tier

So what happened to toothpaste nigger and captain Sweden, lads?

>>Keeper
>United > Liverpool
>>Defense
>United = Liverpool
Yikes on a fucking bike.

Romero > Mignolet
Smalling > Matip
Lingard < Milner (I'll give you that one)
James > Ox
Fred = Wjnaldum
Sanchez > Shaqiri
Dalot < Origi

I'd say United have better squad depth than liverpool. Also we have greenward, gomes and garner knocking on the door of the first team.

>Smalling > Matip
>Fred = Wjnaldum
>Sanchez > Shaqiri
Oh my days.

>Smalling > Matip
>James > Ox
>Fred = Wjnaldum
very grim opinions these ones

Describe their upcoming season in 6 words or less.

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1/10 MUST try harder.

Reminder Spurs aren't signing anyone else.

forgettable

Best outside the top 6, la'

JUUUST

Utd close to getting Bruno Fernandes and Maguire according to Di Marzio.

FA Cup loss to Wolves

orgasmic

Does /trans/ own a dog or a cat?
battersea.org.uk/dogs/dog-rehoming-gallery

>All these ABUs nervous as fuck
lol

neither, but i think my lifestyle would suit a cat more than a dog

Family has 2 cats. Had a 3rd but had to put her down

Europa League winners

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1 doggo
2 cats

I hate the cats. My wife wanted them.

What's Newcastle got to do with this? XD

>my wife

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Rashford will need to do a Kane and suddenly be a 25 goals a season striker.
He has been improving year by year but it still seems like he's not quite good enough for a club like united.
10 in 33 is not bad but I doubt he'll break 15 this year and that won't be enough at a club like united.

Also playing Dybala on the wing will be suicide if that was to happen, he's slow despite what fifa might try to tell you.

I unironically see them challenging for top3 but it obviously depends on them getting those deals done and not losing pogba which seems unlikely given their track record of doing deals.

F the R.

>this ugly bitch had a stalker

Haha

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forza the reds

>BREAKING: Manchester United are close to a deal for Sporting midfielder Bruno Fernandes. #mufc [Di Marzio]

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Just further proof that CL football means fuck all.

Great. Looking forward to the announcements.

dabs at 6th place

City will win the league by more than that.

didn't this happen like three weeks ago?

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Think I figured it out.

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Can we dump Wales and Liverpool and just be England?

Really good football insight, mate. Cheers!

Literally shit

——————De ages
—Wan Bissaka—Maguire—Lindelof—-Shaw
———-Pogba—Fernandes
—-Bale—————————-Lingard
————-Dybala—-Rashford

Yeah, I’m thinking we’ll be alright.

Otters = Woodward and Ole
Tiger = Maguire

Surprised Juve have just cancelled Bentancur and are not selling him. What’s the point in having him now they’ve bought an entirely new midfield?

Think you forgot Crystal Palace. No biggie.

Any player that joins Liverpool, Man United, or Arsenal Yea Forums will call him shit. Don't even bother asking.

LiverZERO (due to the fact that they’ve won 0 premier league titles)

Seething poorfags who get insecure at the idea of people having money

Bruno is a 10 my dude. Pogba as the only "defensive" player in the midfield?

What should the Premier League be rebranded as after Liverpool eventually wins it in 2040s?

Why do you need a midfield when you can just play hoof ball to bale and rashford with bruno and dybala cleaning up the clearance headers.

>bayol
No

Kek. I dunno why he’s so seething at united considering they are so far off competing recently. He keeps posting these meme united team line ups too that are I guess to convince himself united are as bad as he wants them to be? You would’ve thought that Liverpool winning the CL would make him happy but all he can post about is manure. I dunno why he’s so obsessed with manure.

The Pizza Express Championship

Newcastle is relegation fodder

Haha

the london, greater manchester, birmingham and tyneside league
colloquially referred to as the lgbt league

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the slovak probably moved to ireland or something.

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Fucking top kek. That bench is an absolute shambles compared to city. If you played 7v7 Liverpool bench v city bench it Would be 10-0

Finished 13th last season and splashed 45 million something on Joelinton. They are good in my book.

Who /Squires/ here?

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Why would CL football be appealing if you’re going to rot on city’s bench?

well liverpool don't have the benefit of being owned by a country

Probably better than you think

Liverpool wanted him, he would be a starter there. Just shows you who's the bigger club really.

I've only seen Guedes play and he's a huge meme.

Big 4+1
The +1 is Liverpool right? Because all the others have won the league.

Leicester is a big club

The super league will exist by 2030. Liverpool will literally never manage to win the premier league.

*ding-ding* *ding-ding*
out of the way we're coming for the premier league title

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Nah, probably not, considering Liverpool have more European titles than everyone in the league combined.

Seven different teams have finished in the top 2 of the Premier League in the last four seasons. Most competitive league in the world.

>This is the first time in English league history that the same 6 sides have finished in the top 6 for three seasons in a row. Least competitive league in the world.

Last season was the first time that one country contributed all four finalists for the CL and EL. English clubs dominating Europe again

>Only 1 English club in the top 8 according to UEFA's coefficients. When will English clubs start competing in Europe again?

CITY ARE CHEATING!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Easily one of his worst strips.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

for me, it's supporting my club and hoping that the rest of the league is completely shite for the rest of eternity

>James 79 pace
Kid is fast as fuck FIFA is retarded

problem?

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finally a bit of good news for you man u fans

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youtube.com/watch?v=0ms_b_NH3P4

ya. United confirmed in the preseason that he's the fastest player in the squad. So if rashford is a 99 than he is 100...

wow i've not seen this in yonks

twitter.com/utdxtra/status/914154946727219200
What happened? What went wrong?

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poor red

switch newcastle and bournemouth

The city fan had a better gf though

What a shit tier prediction. There’s at least a 50% chance the wheels fall off with Klopp’s Liverpool this season and they miss top 4

Carrick joined the coaching staff.

Lukaku got fat, Martial has always been a lazy nog who only turns up a few months out of the year and Rashford suffered a crisis of confidence that had him shooting directly at the keeper for half the season while Mou and his demented mind games terrorized the squad

>Ole's at the wheel

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youtube.com/watch?v=HLMb2Nr3dbo

add Wolves to the good team, add Aston Villa to decent teams with the way they're spending and move New Castle to relegation contenders.

you will be eating your words soon enough

someone needs to put an end to the incel menace

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Are lolis a sport?

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rename the thread /pub/ because it's basically a bunch of lads chatting shit

Why do people think Klopp wants creative midfielders when his system is about winning the ball in the opponent’s half via meme pressing? They just need destroyers. Should have tried to get Herrera for free(although he seemed to actually like United fans and probably wouldn’t want the hate).

Just put in a call to Angela Merkel, the Gestapo will be at your door any minute x

rename it /as/, short for abls seethe, short for anyone but liverpools seethe

>Winning the transfer window AGAIN
Are you even trying Livershit

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someone post the back to back transfer champions image

>liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-transfer-news-live-gueye-16666495
>Moise Kean 'deal agreed'
>Everton are closing in on the signing of teenage Juventus forward Moise Kean.

>The two clubs are understood to be near to agreeing a fee of around £27m for the 19-year-old who will become the Blues' fourth signing of the summer.

>Kean scored six goals in 13 Serie A appearances last season and will fly to England to undergo a medical and finalise terms on the move.

>Unconfirmed reports say a medical could take place as early as tomorrow.

Everton europa league 20/21 ?

Like that pre-season when >Van Laal won every single game and finished 5th? If Ole's at the wheel i'd politely decline the ride and get an uber.

[COMPLETED TRANSFER] Idrissa Gueye joins Paris-Saint Germain from Everton.

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>Like that pre-season when >Van Laal won every single game and finished 5th?
he finished 4th in his first season

Bernard is actually decent btw

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youtube.com/watch?v=IXEA3Z1G13E

I'll miss him so much. How can we replace him.

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im starting to think the ben woodburn to wonderkid transfer isn't going to happen

Everton are mega fucked

twitter.com/TheTotallyShow/status/1156222330248540166

Anglos SEETHING

he’s a good player

How can you win the transfer window and lose your best player at the same time

>Hannah Jane Parkinson liked

Hannah Jane Parkinson is a bit of a jealous bitch

Bruno Fernandes is gonna flop hard
Our DNA has only had Anglo involvement for the last 1500 years. Miniscule.
We are Britons

Not totally. Silva and Brands agreed they would never let him go without having a replacement lined up, so I'm guessing we'll hear more about that soon.

That’s a funny way to count to 0

Really mate you can trace back your genetic history that far?

she's one of my favourite guardian writers, notable liverpool fan

By signing someone younger who plays in the same position.

As a fairly neutral Palace fan I’ve noticed that basically ABLs seem to actually enjoy shitposting and banter and will just shitpost endlessly for fun. The actual Liverpool fans though are genuinely arguing and getting upset about the posts. So basically the reason for the constant bickering is the following
ABLs: enjoy /trans/
Liverpool fans: do not enjoy /trans/

Fair?

Im only repeating the words of Michael Wood, the GOAT tv historian

The replacement was delph lnao

dunno, i (liverpool fan) rule /trans/ between the hours of 8am and 5pm

do you shitpost during your wage slave hours?

James Horncastle is my favourite pundit he’s fucking hilarious and actually knows what he’s talking about. That ad was great

Delph was a utility signing for added experience since Jagielka's gone and Baines is on the verge of retiring. Gueye's replacement needs to be someone younger with the same qualities.

>Pogba
>81 DEF
Hmmmmmmmm

Gettin on the benefits la?

out of the loop here, whomst are we signing?

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i do
and post good /trans/ content such as screenshots of my twitter feed or instagram photos from liverpool players

>Pogba missed training
s-shit

sperged all >your money on the Dutch zoomer

People noticed he wasn't there?

nice, I do the same in that same time frame (Centran Mexico Time)

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Juve or Real?

For me, it’s F91 vs Tetutovo

OLE BTFO

Other than Burnley lest year who shit the bed Europa League teams generally do well and comfortably finish mid table if you look at recent seasons

Context?

ANY NEEWS ON TEH JAVE MATRINEZ TO LIVRPOOL RUMUR LOL IM SO FUNNEH Yea ForumsROS XD

>tfw literally got mad thinking about seeing that every day

>Striker who struggles to get 10 goals a season.
>For some reason United fans rate him.

Why is this?

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she was freezing cold after a very long night sitting outside with a labour mp who refused to give any indication of what their brexit policy was and got very annoyed at his latest avoidance of the question

Too busy dabbing on Ozil after he nicked his car

>Argentina defender Marcos Rojo, 29, will consider a move away from Manchester United if he believes first-team opportunities will be limited next season. (ESPN
How he even managed to stay in Europe so long, he cant defend

MUH academy graduate that is clearly shit.

See also: Iwobi

Only Nigerians rate Iwobi, they love playing the race card with him.

Who can stop us?

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Pickford

haha cause he black

Ole's at the wheel

around half of the premier league

Also Ozil got attacked by a thief who was black. It's a twofer

cam on red imps

Can't stop the rock

>Nicolas Pepe is in London to undergo a medical and finalise personal terms ahead of his transfer to Arsenal from Lille.

Are Arsenal back?

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New thread when ready:

Lads. Can we seriously stop posting new threads before it hits 500. This is literally embarrassing. Get a grip of yourself lad

Fucking kill yourself

remember when threads were made on 9th and 10th page not right after post #500?

habbening
twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1156233524833394688?s=21

The absolute state of your attention seeking. Just fucking wait

this isnt /brit/ calm down

this was good

Are we watching the spurs real game? Last digit is the number of goals spurs will score to real’s 0

Kys faggot

To real’s 1 more like

The new Di Maria.

forgot it was on

Kek 7 again

We must impose /int/ rules

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Itv4

Yes we must but we can’t because of cunts like this who are such attention whores they can’t stand not having their post as the OP isn’t there another /trans/ in the catalogue already which makes 3 threads. Just use that one first

nice. Crowd seems dead

United putting together an interesting squad

Thought the fatzard meme was just a bad pic.
He’s actually fat as fuck. Why the hell is he even playing?
Also, if you get your dream move to Real surely you would turn up fitter than ever

first the rape and now this... does he have no shame?

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Bayern are playing immediately after at the same stadium so it’ll just be full of Bayern fans wondering who the fuck Tottingham Hot Shpurs are.

What an actual bastard

They kept showing him sitting on the bench and the crowd booed. Was funny

I actually think Dybala could be quite clever coming to the premier league this season. VAR is being introduced and so tricky diminutive players will have a bit more of an advantage. Honestly If I were Neymar I would try and get a move to PL. only issue is I doubt Pep would want him and he probably would want to move to united in their current state. Probably best to see how their season goes this year.

And LVG had to do a much bigger overhaul than Ole. Manure failed at recruitment for years before Fergie retired and the entire squad hit 30 all at once and died.
LVG tried to come in and institute a possession football system that was antithetical to everything the club had stood for up to that point.
Ole has a much easier job. Get some pacey youngsters in, keep poobag happy, and sign one not shit defender

>Champions League finalists
>implying they won;t know who they are

shame

Spurs playing against Real right now.

>Dybala is 26 this year.

Aren't players with potential usually good before they've turned 26? Dybala is getting old AF and he still hasn't realised any of the potential that the developers of FIFA and Football Manager saw in him.

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huge fan of kristen stewart being into other girls

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livescore.com/soccer/live/

ACTUAL NEW THREAD

Her next film is a Charlie's Angels remake where she co-stars alongside the girl who played Jasmine in Disney's aladdin remake.

Jasmine actress is married to an unemployed former league 1 footballer

He is better than any eplel attacking player by a countrymile you should be thanking god

How about we go to page 10 with this one?

Nice idea lad. Maybe in the next one but the new thread is now being used. If we push for it in the current new thread maybe. I’d like to

Pogba’s defensive skill level is probably around there but his work rate in defense is approximately that of a disabled jellyfish

You mean in 5 years time Maguire will be so good a footballer that he'll literally be too good than Manchester 'Biggest Club In The World' United?

>tfw immortalised in a meme
user could realistically be happy for a few seconds.

I like how well thought-out this all is. All makes sense, too.

Literally who.

Based and chairmanpilled

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its a representation of the Triskele
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskelion

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Witnessed

Where can I watch streams now lads?

Lukaku did great at Everton. Then started scoring less. Now he's 26 probably having a mid life crisis.

Top kek lad