Try to chat at girl on the street

>try to chat at girl on the street
>she's creeped out

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did you quit after just one chick?

no, it goes well sometimes. seeming weird in front of a qt is still excruciating though.

yeah don't do this
get some hobbies or something champ

>girl smiling and making eye contact
>too afraid to approach
have fun swiping right I guess

you build up an immunity after about 100 or so

i'm gonna guess that if she was creeped out by you, she wasn't making eye contact

maybe made eye contact twice accidentally but you took that way too far

>yeah don't do this

you're a pussy, bro

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she was ahead of me in line at the store, I cracked some joke and she laughed and asked if she knew me. I said no and that I was just saying hi. saw her again at the bus stop and she smiled at me again so I approached but completely lost my spaghetti.

the only difference between creepy and not creepy is how hot you are

this

I'm too scared to talk to women

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The only girls I feel comfortable talking to are too young for me to date.

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>in cab with girl friend
>tell her youd leave her at her place because its late
>she kicks you out of the car almost crying when it gets to your place

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>in line at the store, I cracked some joke
holy cringe

This. Imagine this guy acting creepy near a irl.

She will just say stop that Chad, not here teehee and ask to go to some more "private" for you know what

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if you're the same guy feeding me (You)s you seem very afraid to live.

How young is too young for you? Don't let feminists brainwash you. Girls +15 are fair game.

at least you're not this guy

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Nigga he's not trying to go to jail.

>hanging out with girl who decided she'd rather be friends
>wingman the fuck out of a male friend of hers, convinced her to make a move and now she's going to talk to him tonight

High school is too young for me, but I have the mentality of a child.

not making jokes in line at a store is widely accepted behavior for anyone under 50

Top cuck

for what reason? women poop and fart and pee as muchas you and theyre all incredibly neurotic

i cant comprehend what is happening here

>women poop and fart and pee as muchas
>poop and fart and pee ass muchas

>poop and fart ass muchas porfavor senorita

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that flag that post

>a frog who works in a hotel in france as a bellhop or someshit starts getting "his" photos liked on facebook
>he approaches them in chat (left side of the screencap)
>they say they liked him, his accent bla bla bla especially one roast did
>they arrange to meet up
>he comes and it turns out they thought they were talking to this friend
>it's because he has multiple photos with him, so he thought they were liking his pictures not his friends
It is embarassing but your world should not be shattered because these plain looking women did not like you who you didn't even approach first

>she wasn't making eye contact

Some girls are shy as fuck and won't look you in the eye even if she's into you. Not all women are cock hungry extrovert whores.

faggot

How do you know a girl likes you then?

Man, that guy could've kept that ego boost for the rest of his life had he not met the slags

The only reason I want a gf is so I could get my black friend to fuck her in front of me.

You don't always, sometimes you need a little perseverance and patience. Women especially who are shy or who have low self esteem give off misleading signals, and these types still get a bf or husband eventually despite being so closed off because some alpha dude who doesn't give a fuck will push through the girl's autism and win them eventually.

>just play the numbers game bro

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Jesus Christ, Some guys just get the rawest of raw deals in life. Hope the lad's still alive at least.

> How do you know a girl likes you then?

her vagina gets moist and warm, so just get your hands on that as soon as possible to gauge whether there's any point in continuing talking to them.

he's got to take the bog pill. can't blame the guy for trying but go under the knife if it's getting to that point with 500 attempts

it isn't 2007 anymore

That can't be true

>not calling the friend up immediately to invite to join the thirsty thots
that's just being selfish, no wonder why he aint gonna make it

Always assume she doesn't like you unless you're a CHAD

>Hope the lad's still alive at least.
children can be so cruel

Is this the famous Yea Forums bro culture of yesteryear ?

Nope. This is borderline sucking on another man's dick culture. It goes without saying: Have sex

The body language, the looks she gives you, the way she talks to you, if she hovers around you when you are in a group of people... it's not that hard to know. They give you a lot of signs, you just mustn't be a retard.

Most ppl here have autism

>Meet with Girl I met on Tinder
>We go over to her Place
>Get a bit closer
>Slide my hands down her Panties
>Turns out she has a Penis

Is this now a Good or a Bad thing. Shes really cute tho

It's a good thing, that means he(female) takes it up the arse

>Shes
no user

No they don't. They are pussies who cry >tfw no gf, but don't even try to interact with women or other people.

where to meet cute, shy girls?

wouldn't be surprised, combine autism with uglyness and it's quite possible.
Especially in a small town

Excuse me la
I work and as such have to interact with peoplet, yet ...
>tfw no gf

Don't chat up girls on the street man

Do you do anything to try to get a gf or do you do nothing about it?

Good looking guys don't need to do anything, women literally just grab their hands and beg them to fuck them right in the ass in front of everyone.
Only beta ugly losers with a tiny dick "talk to women and try to seduce them".
If you are ugly just accept your fate and wait till you'll finally earn your wizard status.

meet tons of shy qts during my FsJ at the local wildlifesafetyclub

shit, I'm already doing an Ausbildung..

How old are you? You sound like a stupid teenager. This site and the shit you read here are not true representations of life.

feeling you, only girl at my workplace now is the secretary

based

fucking hell

Nothing cringe about it, loser

It's a good thing. Now she can pound YOUR ass when you get tired.

Women don't like Asian men.

Yikes. I would did of embarrassment if that happened to me.

autist

Yes they are because I've experienced it irl, I'm a chad(virgin) and women throw themselves at me

did you bang her?

See qt girl at the bus stop

>hello, are you from here?
>y-yes, I am
>I am kinda lost can you...

Proceed in pepper spray my face and leave me in agony while she enters the bus.
Just ask they say.

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>See qt girl at the bus stop
>she's been throwing a few glances my way
>I make sure to avoid all eye contact and stand as stiff as possible and try to convince myself this is what chads do
>Proceed to regret not saying hello later that night
tis life

tf;tp

shes fat and in her 50s

She was probably looking at something else. If you pay too much attention to a girl, your brain will jump through hoops to convince you that she is interested.

...

Well what if she makes eye contact a few times, surely she wants the shlong right

if a chad sees a girl is interested and he's in the right mood i feel as if chad would pick her up

mature.nl

talk to cute feminine guys first and go from there.

Holy shit, whoever made this image compilation should fucking kill themselves. The last post is literally the only reason why this image is remotely comprehensible.

just think of it as a really big clit.

This does not fucking slip

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this itt better be bait

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Ape hoop

Yo wtf, how good looking do you have to be to get a rating like that

>fatty
i'll pass