Au/sp/

So the boys are back lads, are we cheating the this ashes or not?

I'd rather see the players do it this time

>are we cheating the this ashes or not
Same as last ashes: Blatantly.

*be’s still not happening*

Suns and Collingwood this weekend. Cap this post

Imagine unironically posting itt lmao

*be's posting*

this is the post

lads what makes ashlin so good at obstacle courses

statistically due m8

Yep, we sure are mate.

Poo Peeland desecrating real sport once again

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Do you think the 6/6/6 makes it tougher?

It's happening to everyone unfortunately
People are too dumb to know who is who during the telecast so they need names and numbers

I don't mind the names but the numbers are cringe

the incel pedo richo

The Richo is on fire

>People are too dumb to know who is who during the telecast so they need names and numbers
this is the truth. it's like how these zoomers don't know the handedness of the batsman, so when they put the wagon wheel up on the TV they need to show which side is leg side and which is off side

reminder chinks are an absolute plague, refuse to speak english and only want to move here to take all of our resources
reminder to punch a chink
FUCK chinks

bit racist

>punch
just shoot the insectoid cunts
who /tab/ here
waiting for me lucky quinella to come in

based
>muh feelings
>yes its true but
>muh feelings
FUCK CHINKS

ALWAYS KICKS THE WINNING FIELD GOAL

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trip on nightshit

So basically I've not fapped to porn in a week or so, but now I've just resorted to wanking to sexy photos of my female friends on Facebook. How can I stop my masturbation addiction?

nz/cric/ belongs in /cric/

simply can NOT wait for the ashes lads. wish it started today

reckon you might belong in /cric/ as well you cunt

meeting a japanese girl on wednesday, any tips? she is super keen to meet
she likes footy so she seems all right

I am so fucking alone lads.

you have us lad

it came in
gonna put it on a milkman thompson double

manhandle her
if she giggles keep going until she spreads
its not rocket science m8

does this work? keep in mind there was no romantic pretence or anything for this meeting, but despite that she kept posting blushing and heart emojis and saying she was excited to meet. how do i know if shes interested or just obsessed with emojis

>does this work? keep in mind there was no romantic pretence or anything for this meeting, but despite that she kept posting blushing and heart emojis and saying she was excited to meet. how do i know if shes interested or just obsessed with emojis

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based sebbo

Why does he think that just posting that image and a quote of what user said is in anyway a counter or retort to the post?

St Kilda captain Jack Steven was raped by teammate Jack Sinclair in the scorching summer of 2018

>Why does he think that just posting that image and a quote of what user said is in anyway a counter or retort to the post?

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Iggs are the biggest, richest and best run organisation in Australian sport.

meant for

p much, yank mate has made an astute assessment.
the young lad's probably gonna become a wizard the way he's going

Did she do it?

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without a doubt

She was set up by the Chinese to make Australians look bad. It's a distraction from having their druggie swimmer exposed.

reckon i'd like to prospect her hancock if you know what i mean lads haha

watching jeapody with the missus

>q*eenslander
yeah silly bitch probably thought it was okay because the strange man with a bumbag in the gym said it was.

it's pretty hilarious that fatguts has the audacity to make fun of anyone meeting up with a woman. we've all seen what you look like and how you behave. you are a literal fat, ugly subhuman mutt who spends every waking moment of his """""life"""""" posting in threads about a sport you don't watch where every member of that community hates your guts and thinks you're a pathetic loser.
You're so deprived of human interaction and intention the mere mention of ignoring your posts sends you into a downward spiral of mental instability. you literally sperg out in these threads any time filtering american flags is mentioned. i can just about guarantee you've not interacted with another person -- especially not a woman -- in real life in years. and yes, i'm including your family in that as i'm certain they've completely abandoned all hope for you and simply wish you would exit their lives permanently.
i know for a FACT that you will respond to this post in some smug and arrogant manner, trying to play it off that you don't care or are above this accusation, but we all know that this is 100% the case regarding your laughable """""""existence""""""" and no amount of lying about being a successful lawyer will ever disprove what you demonstrate in these threads daily with your pitiful posts. And also just a quick reminder, you will NEVER fit in with australians on Yea Forums. you ARE a loser who does not belong here.

based mattposter

spotted an incel lads

yeah, sebbo, the guy who's never spoken to a woman other than his mum lmao

the incel pedo richo

love his narrative that it's always richo BTFOing him, does he actually think he isn't universally despised here?

fucking sneeky chinks
truly the jews of asia
nuke when???

Seb you fat lad, I ask: why do you stay?

he has been BTFO at some point by literally every personality in these threads kek. remember that day zachy and ruruposter both BTFO him and he stopped posting for like 3 days?

getting shit on by people here is literally the only form of social interaction and attention he gets.

kek rent free if you ask me
based sebbo living in not just /cric/ but au/sp/ now
based and redballed

It was awfully convenient timing, wouldn't you say? She was set up by the Chinks.

no don't worry he does it in other generals as well

you literally responded to my post directly you autistic loser. no one would give a flying fuck about you if it werent for your constant inane posts in these threads

he's seething even harder lads, a fucking direct (you) holy shit
so fucking rare and delicious
i love it

fat spic

>a fucking direct (you) holy shit
>so fucking rare and delicious
it really must be for someone like you when you consistently make such terrible posts. also you're responding exactly as predicted in its hilarious how much of a predictable, pathetic loser you are buddy

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Nobody cares about your autistic hangup with some attention starved Amerifat. Sebcunt is unironically right, if getting your blog post greentexted causes you to type out a seething 250 word essay followed by several several more posts devoted to the target of your rage, that qualifies as rent free. Take it to /cric/, incel(s)

>Magpies coach Rob Wright ABSOLUTELY GRILLS Kelsey Browne
twitter.com/9Netball/status/1155326817479188481

barry check the fusebox

>a direct fucking (You)
I'm giving you another, only because I pity you Sebastian

Yikes at this misogyny

>Take it to /cric/
but that's the point, this obese arizonian forces his presence on you
nobody told him to come here

>seb posts
>thread derailed
every fucking time

what's the darky's name hnnnng

The seb is on fire

Okay this is epic

You could try ignoring him instead of responding to a two hour old, zero effort shitpost with a seething wall of text

Lads, reckon I’ll start posting in /nrl/ and /afl/, at least once I figure out which is more bogan.

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you're suggesting there's just one person here who hates him

You’re suggesting there’s one person with an american flag here

nah posts like that literally psychologically cook sebbo. often he will stop posting in these threads for days on end when he gets thoroughly blown the fuck out by posters. like i said, he will try to play it off smugly and arrogantly to make it look like it doesnt cut deep, when in reality hes sitting in his chair sweating and on the verge of tearing up while deeply introspecting on his pathetic existence

Seriously lads, why is richo so angry all the time?

fat spic

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COPE
O
P
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Nice sport discussion occurring in this thread.

Getting seethes out of queenslanders is a bit of a sport to be honest. Shit, earlier tonight I had six seethes in two posting spells. Reckon I’m the Harbhajan Singh of au/sp/.

apparently its some drug they give old people to stop their muscles wasting away, like why they fuck would you take that on purpose

yeah, will be nice for the unemployed who can stay up to 4am watching cricket

>apparently its some drug they give old people to stop their muscles wasting away
Kek sounds like anabolic steroids. Doc gave my gran some after she broke her hip to help her rebuild muscle mass.

is eating an "addiction" ?

stop this no fap meme

>watching the cricket live
Cannot understand the cunts who think this is how the sport was meant to be enjoyed. You’re supposed to read about it in the papers, at your club. Or do you auscunt convicts not have clubs?

take her to nandos and remember to use a knife and fork

fuck the ashes and fuck cricket. it's fucking winter, that shit can wait til december.

my cringeometer is reading off the chart levels

t. plastic BBL customer

For me it’s the inaugural world test championship

bbl's novelty has worn off but T20 is the present and only future of grigget.

feel like kfc all of a sudden. weird.

starts at night so afl in the morning/arvo and ashes at night, pretty based honestly

grim

Post in /afl/, you'll fit in with all the Victorian faggots.

what about the brisGODs like me?

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Wish I had the western timezone so sports were on earlier

based schifcofske

If people think this is bad , you have never heard a Craig Bellamy spray. The people complaining about this would either riot or be in the fetal position.

how will the wallabies/ARU cope when they're jeered by the all blacks home crowd in Perth.

Feels bed that my comm gamesfu is a drug cheat

If no one bottles it, test 4 will be during classic wow. Peak comfy

RICHO INCEL UH
PEDO GOT THE KIDDIE UH

Where are my Australian ninja warriors lads at

This is the post lads

glad the bbl season is being shortened, it was way too long before.

BASED GINGER NINJA

Martin Bryant didn't get through the course lads

Please go and post in /nrl/.

>shooting at a garlic festival
based, day of the debt collector soon

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When you browse social media in a country that hasn't had Tarantino's newest film released yet and see major news sites posting spoilers everywhere