/hoc/

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/hoc/

Marner to Bakersfield for Bulju

Lets go De-vols

/hoc/ rules

We did it boys

Elias Pettersson

Balls

PUCKS sake

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NONON BROS THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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this garlic festival really left a bad taste in my mouth

here they come looking for our attention

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Care to elaborate? My cousin just went to Finland to visit family. He might know what that is

this one mlb lad really likes coming here

...

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Too scared to admit he wants to learn about hokkei

It's a dad joke you fucking sperg

latimes.com/california/story/2019-07-28/reports-of-shooting-at-gilroy-garlic-festival

Me irl

Is nothing fucking sacred anymore

Don't give a fuck about the peurto ricans that come here every 10000 posts. No one likes ya. You guys are fuckin smelly

Too soon, man

Rhubarb festival was comfy my dude

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>California
and just like that I stopped caring

LOVE garlic
HATE being shot at

Sunbelters pick ONE

i unironically live in gilroy. ama lads

They're laughing at us bros

Spilled some piss lads

Why did you do it?

Any hokkei news today?

He's coming to the devils bro

I just took a massive dump

What's your favorite state park

in finland we have a saying "summer dries what it wets"

For me its just we're fucked.

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henry coe probably

Oh god that last playoff game where the fans showered the ice with beercans

not with those 2 overpaid gorillas he isn't

Whom are you referring too? I could see a hall trade as Toronto is in win now mode this season even moreso with the even worse cap crunch coming. Hall is in my opinion too old for the devils and marner is the perfect age for us. It would be a totally bad trade for the leafs but who knows whatll happen. Marner can go fuck himself with his 3-4 year bullshit contract.

...

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Hall is light years ahead of bitch faggot

What year was that again?

pavelski or karlsson?

2018 my dude. It made the highlight reel lol
youtu.be/6i0M_8KYDVA

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He also has busted knees, never plays more than 65+ games a season and is turning 28 and needs a new 10.5+ contract for 8 years.

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>2 overpaid gorillas
yes to whom could i possibly be referring

honestly forgot they even made the playoffs that year. Forgettable year that was followed by the year the Flyers franchised officially died with the introduction of leftist pepe

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Ah, I got it. Simmonds is only for a year though so it's not a problem. I hope Subban kills it for us because no matter what, he's an upgrade to our D no matter what.

Just had some dude on my dads porch like Ted

What’s the status of your grill?

Eating cheese string

karlsson

Immaculate my dads needs cleaning

manicotti is giving me diarrhea buds

Probably didn’t leave it in the oven long enough

reddit

the place I ate it from had their transformer knocked out. workers were shining their phone flashlights on the salad bar. quite a sight

so you knew it was undercooked but ate it anyway
based

I got it half off and two free beers along with it. Can't pass up that deal even if I pay the toll later tonight

Do you guys think this is real?
youtu.be/vBGNEJpznNE

clearly a Mountain Chad

Which part, Simmonds being a $5Mx1 or PK being the best D man on the team? Have you also seen Newark, it's literally their demographic...

HAS EVERYONE HAD THEIR BON AQUA TODAY?

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE FOR HYDRATION'S SAKE

JUST FUCKING DRINK IT FOR GOD'S SAKE THINK OF YOUR KIDNEYS

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Ok. So it's 2 guys. And they only killed 3 people. That's 1 and a half people killed per guy. In a nation of like 36 million? Who gives a fuck. They could've been a rounding error

thats my purse i dont know you

get on my level

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The office or two broke girls?

I love water. I love to drink water. I want to make love to, have sex to drinking water

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

The office unless you wanna fap

just woke up

thinking about having a comfy nap desu

I'd give my stanley cup to jenna's st. louis blues if you know what I mean

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not enough cap space atm. If it were a 2 year bridge deal, then it would happen. But he's likely looking for long term. So, he's probably not going to start the season unless Dubas moves either one of Nylander/Kerfoot/Kapanen/Johnsson/Ceci/Muzzin. Which doesn't look likely since we need all the D we can get, KKJ all just signed new contracts, and Nymieux is going to get a full season to prove last one was just fucked due to no training camp, being slotted on the 3rd line, etc.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kahsl8rggF4

season 3 and 4 pam is prime

is that Jack Hughes?

Finnpill me on canned water

Lol what?

Terrified atm

Taylor Hall

Just watched a documentary about Andre the Giant
Imagine the dong

that boy could drink

it's like regular water but effervescent and in a can

24 beers a night minimum apparently

youtu.be/rGoXE_vo5XE

Sounds enchanting

no it's me

This is all fucking load of trash. I've made up my mind. Whatever it takes. I'm moving to Finland's. Somebody has job or girlfriend for me?

the heat wave has gone

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Was it to hot to play Pesäpallo

It's still going on here Pekka. Although it's come down a bit, still just walking at 10pm has you sweating within 10 minutes.

become euro pro scout

the lindbergh baby and fruit of the loom cornucopia prove the mandela effect is real

business idea: bring back the mullet

I’ve heard of many of them but not those two

baseball owns hockey :( sorry guys but I just have to tell the truth

meat and potatoes

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Business idea: reverse mortgages but with poor people and their iPhones or bus passes or food stamps

>boychuk
I would've expected shannon to go with barzal or cizikas lel

Can't think of a better example of person that makes lists I don't give a fuck about than shannon

for me? its

ducks - rakell
yotes - richardson
bruins - mcavoy
sabres - dahlin
flams - lindholm
canes - williams
hawks - kane
avs - makar
teds - jones
stors - heiskanen
wangs - larkin
soilers - mcmeme
kitties - yandle
kangz - literally no one because the team is all old boomers
mild - dumba
habs - domi
preds - josi
debs - hughes
nyi - barzal
>rags - kakko
snes - chabot
flyoers - giroux
pongs - guentzel
shorks - karlsson
blose - o'rielly
tampa - point
>laffs - matthews
nucks - horvat
knights - marchessault
caps - ovie
jest - wheeler

business idea: /hoc/ rap battle

have any of you watched euphoria

this

lmao we fucking own you little bitches this is the blackhawks thread COCKSUCKERS LOL!!!

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I'm euphoric every day

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>donskoi
what a massive faggot this guy is

>shannon picking pusy erik karlsson over the only chad on the sharks, timo meier
glad i don't watch this lad anymore.

Obviously fat shit reddit faggot wouldn't like ovi or Laine. Two real bad ass all Americans

My list
ducks-silfverberg
yotes-Keller
bruins-mcavoy
sabres-dahlin
flames-monahan
canes-aho
hawks-lehner (i still respect him)
avalanche-Mackinnon
jackets-atkinson
stors-heiskanen
wings-anthanasiou
oilels-draisaitl
kitties-hoffman
kings-quick
wild-lol (dumba)
habs-mete
perds-watson
devils-vatanen
isles-barzal/toews
>rags-strome
snes-tkachuk
flyers-lindblom
pongs-malkin
shorks-couture
bloos-sundqvist
blots-gourde
laffs-barrie
canucks-roussel
knights-stasny
caps-backstrom
jets-laine

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Mitchie Mitchie Mitchie can't you see
Sometimes your assists just hypnotize me
And I just love your flashy ways
Guess that's why Leafs broke, and you're so paid (uh)

winner: binland

Your rigot is probably too old.

just scratched my crack and then sniffed my finger

i can fill you with real millionaire shit
escargot, my car go 160
swiftly
wreck it by a new one
ya crew run run run
ya crew run run

seems a bit gay

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dad bought me a couple tall cans lads

>implying anyone outside of injunpeg likes laine
he's so lazy it's honestly embarrassing

laine has a top10 shot in the league but is bottom of the league in every other dimension of his game

I don't watch a lot of Jest games, is he a fast skater at least?

what went wrong for him after the rookie season?

youtube.com/watch?v=EyOzRN-oHlI

not really. just stands in ovis office blasting clappers.

How can he be lazy AND exciting. He's goal scorer. That's what he does, he does it well, and he's best in the world at it

I r8 8/8 m8

i miss this laine youtube.com/watch?v=OOVgEpo9Y7Q

feel like rewatching arrested development seasons 1 to 3

nice, shooting the shit while sipping beer is good father son bonding

>fortnite
Too many distractions in some parts of the world. It's why some euro boxers from war torn eastern european countries beat the shit out of boxers from north america. Here there are so many distractions, as well as different ways to make money here. You get promotions, talk show interviews, etc. Out there, you just have to keep practicing beating the shit out of someone else, because there's nothing else going on for you.

Always a good choice desu

good call. I'm going to watch that again after finishing up my 5th run of the Sopranos.

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i recall hating arrested development when it first came out even though i never watched it and only knew it as "that show that came on after the simpsons". tried watching it again in my late teens and it's the best comedy show ever, shame it was cancelled too early because the netflix seasons suck dick

Good morning Texas

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If you haven't checked it out already, watch Titus. That show was fucking hilarious, but a bit too ahead of its time.

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real deadcific hours

rph is cancelled

it's not rph yet retards

real phaggot hours. right lads?

>slavin
based
>williams
could've agreed before ECF but hugely disappointed with his behavior vs Ruins, though Staal and shithead Dougie were nearly as bad

more like real neet hours for you. am i rite lad?

tbf i don't know or care about anyone on the canes, i just like williams because he can still put up points despite being a boomer

ducks - Silfverberg
yotes - Garland
bruins - Chara
sabrés - Ullmark
flames - Gaudreau
canes - Niederreiter
hawks - DeBrincat
avs - Rantanen
teds - Texier
stors - Heiskanen
wangs - Nemeth
oils - McDavid
kitties - Barkov
kangz - Campbell
mild - Eriksson Ek
habs - Price
perds - Arvidsson
devs - Blackwood
isles - Barzal
>rags - Chytil
sens - Chabot
phil - Hart
pens - Crosby
shorks - Labanc
blues - O'Reilly
blots - Point
lefs - Muzzin
nucks - Pettersson
nites - Fleury
caps - Ovi
jest - Ehlers

>Garland
>Ullmark
>Blackwood
literally whomst

real pookcific hours

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Real Puckcific Hours

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Real Phinnish Hours

i'm so sick of this heat, lads. at least i got a nice tan going though

I like boats

N

you don't know me

squatting atm

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USA got binished :D

Real bed time hours

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Decided I'm gonna go to Vegas March 1 for the Kings game. I went when the Kings played them in Game 2 of the playoffs.
Any of you dorks been to Vegas for a game yet? The arena is really nice and you can't beat it's location on the strip. I like staying right next door at the park mgm.

i dont want to get shot

don't be a pussy

stupid

Real Binish Hours

Huomenta

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ducks - silfverberg
yotes - OEL
ruins - marchad
sabres - dahlin
flims - tkachuk
relocanes - aho
hawks - kane
avs - mackinnon
teds - merzlikins
stors - klingberg
wongs - bertuzzi
oilels - draisaitl
panters - barkov
los reyes - kopitar
mild - zuccarello
peds - forsberg
debs - schneider
inclels - barzal
rags - kakko
snes - brännström
flyers - giroux
pongs - crosby
shorks - karlsson
bloos - tarasenko
blots - hedman
laffs - andersen
nucks - skelettersson
knights - karlsson
craps - bäckström
jests - byfuglien

Huomenta

Is my country any good at this "sport"?

Better than israel

this thread is bad and you should all feel bad

Britbong here trying to get into the sport, can anyone quickly explain to me what a Collective Bargaining Agreement is?

enjoying coffee with my hockey frens

*sips*

Same bruri.

for me, its kottkatniaemi

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what % is that toronto doesnt make ploffs, usurped by either florida or montreal

same % that florida or montreal usurps bawston

based

kotka has gained some muscle danslescoulisses.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/MeboLwXv2M9mBOKu.mp4?_=1

kotkaqt

Got 99 construction during dxp weekend on runescape

its an agreement between the players association and the owners

Maple?

Took a shower 3 hours ago. Only been inside since. Wearing nothing but my undies (and a watch). All windows open. Dual fans. Still soaking wet with sweat. Summer is awful. AWFUL!

this isnt a uniquely hockey thing I'm pretty sure all unions have collective bargaining agreements

point one fan outside to blow the hot air out

>tfw no summer house in iceland, greenland, or svalbard

Same thing that actual labor unions do.

It's 29C inside and 29C outside though.

have you tried turning it off and then back on again?

BULJU BTFO
twitter.com/bluejacketsnhl/status/1155815988216127493?s=21

Damn, that seemed to work! Thanks fren

Making coffee since my plans for the day involve ZERO work whatsoever

/hoc/ is full of deadbeat dads
color me surprised

Denmark is the only verified dad in /hoc/, and he's a loving and caring father.

Puljujarvi in the healthy scratch tonight
Everybody’s gonna score except him
Puljujarvi in the press box tonight
Gonna watch Pierre luc Dubois score goals

OH NONONO

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>lgbtning
OH NO NO NO NO SWEATIE

>blots

Vasy making bucks

>coffees still not ready

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>10 mil a year for assilevski

So, Point is on the move, right?

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Career stats
>124-59-15
>.919 sv %
>2.55 GAA
Playoff stats
>0-4 against Columbus

BASED

>Bergevin offersheets Point

*ahem*
standings

>bullying intellectually disabled person
vile. no wonder bob, panarin and duchene couldn't wait to get the hell out of such toxic environment

holy shit
what an overpay for a highly sheltered goaler
>tranpa gay lgbtning

Lads, >my team hasn't updated their website in over a month...

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>LOVE VASI
nhl.com/news/andrei-vasilevskiy-signs-eight-year-extension-with-tampa-bay/c-308378128

yes pls

Looking for new job and gf literally anywhere in Canada willing to relocate perks of me
>you know most of them already except I also make the best coffee
Cons
>literally none

Imagine being some poor girl who doesn't know any better and thinking that you've met a nice guy but then you actually get to know him and it turns out he's fucking Sam.

At least his breath will always smell fresh

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>imagine being a girl
no way you fag

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE BULJU

I'm actually a catch. Charming and handsome

this just came to my mind:

If Pekka has child in Iceland it would be called Pekkason

or pekkasdottir

if only whitehead could be a catcher like you

RiFF

no niggers on shannon's list? is he racist??

worthy of thought

going to the sauna now

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watch out for the steam bath gremlin

My cock is bulju

Why do men sauna naked and not women

They do, just not when we're around, silly.

ducks - gibson
yotes - kessel
bruins - marchand
sabres - eichel
flams - giordano
canes - marleau
hawks - ward
avs - kadri
teds - jones
stors - perry
wangs - bertuzzi
soilers - mcmeme
kitties - trochek
kangz - quick
mild - dumba
habs - price
preds - rinne
debs - hall
nyi - lee
>rags - kakko
snes - chabot
flyoers - giroux
pongs - crosby
shorks - kane
blose - tarasenko
tampa - stamkos
>laffs - matthews
nucks - boeser
knights - engelland
caps - wilson
jest - byfuglien

Took me 6 years but I finally got it

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>canes - marleau

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I bet I could figure it out in a weekend

You clearly peeled the stickers you fucking mouthbreathing nigger inbred son of a dog's whores ass

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>8 years
>9.5 avv

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very nice de su

kinda want to stuff my face in a girl's cooter lads, ngl

>girl’s

Frenposting is back on the menu

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
In 4 games
Hahahahahahahahaha

TWO FIVER FIVER. SHOOT THE DICE. BEAST MODE

LAINEATIONLOCKED IN 2020 STANLEY RICHARD LOCKED UP LAINEATION BALL OUT BLA BLA

do you know anybody else with cooters?

SAMMY IN THE SKUDDY ZONE

business idea: world series of dice - /hoc/ edition

Finna dab this year

I'm sweepy. Daddy Finwand awa tuck me in wead me stowy :3
SEE BASEBALL FAGGOTS. YOU TALK LIKE FUCKING HORSE PRICKS

mixed saunas are actually pretty common among university student associations etc

Hmmm. Hellebuyck for Koski and Bulju. Who says no

Stop. Dont bring up my little brony here

>Sam's going on a bender again

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L A I N E A T I O N
L O C K
I N

thats what you said last season
>standings

The scariest part about this is that it's been getting gradually worse for 3 days and I've been sober the whole time I think its finally time we have a fucking reflection period and maybe get some help before all the beeping takes over. Ive never been more Serious in my life. I'm fucking sweating. I'm shaking I'm nauseous. Gonna have a water and maybe go home. I'm kind of scared though ;;(((( :6/:/:/

I'm seven and eleven and I'm takin' niggas money

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>this time it'll be different

Uh... what did he mean by this?

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LOCK IN BROTHA LAINEATION GANG GANG BANGING SHOTS DEEP LAINE FINLAND SHOOTER ROLL DEEP SQUAD UP JETS UP LAINEATION LOCKED AND BALLIN

ded /hoc/

cute shoulder blades

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That's a lot of pussy

I was a /hoc/ man. On the Yea Forums board I did post.
In my hand a coffee; medium roast

Give me some langoustine please

I was a dam builder. Across the river deep and wide

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Sorry, lobster fishing is only allowed in october!

Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra.
Bulju, his arms wide

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based slowbro with the full charge

i was a sailor i was born upon the tide

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>standings

NINE POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS

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*sips* fren

Sitting down to drop a massive vasilevsky

bring any air freshener?

That's one expensive turd

Thats a 76$ million dollar shit youre having son

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wew lads. my life is forever changed

AWOKEN

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doing deadlifts in /hoc/ with my /hoc/bros

impressive persistence if you actually did it all by yourself. Although your time was slow. my 14 year old self could've done it in 6 months.

and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again..

*sips*

>highlights

Whatchu sippin on, hemmabror?

business idea: benis enhancement

For me, it's instant coffee and a krone-is. I know, I know, but I'm feeling lazy, and I'm only human!

reminder to stay hydrated

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prime grade womanlet-thott material

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*enlargement

>an over-done 5 and a half battling dwarfism
miss me with that shit

benis reduction for you

still bigger than yours

Oh fuck it'S almost 9pm, gotta get some beer fast

now you're getting a benis removal. talk back again and you're getting signed to 7-year contract in pedosota

what's that weird pee flag next to the finnish one

here you go

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howling at tampon gay lads

Potatoes or pasta?

Potatoes. ez

Did you say publix potato salad?

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taters

*ahem*

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Potatoes, for being more versetile

Just went for a dude drive lads

>rags
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise

>isles
based team
based fans
based franchise

>islels
shit team
no fans
will relocate in the next 10 yrs

>dude drive
i.e. cruising for cock?

Only team that will relocate is the ducks

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t.

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The NHL will never relocate a franchise that has won a Stanley Cup.

>bluejackets
Based team
Based state
Based players
Based fans
Based coach

>everyone else
Shit team
Shit fans
Shit franchises

t.

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thinking of relocating my cock

youtube.com/watch?v=VgYBoKnq7zU

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I've heard Sam's ass has an arena.

done deal

this goes hard

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have any of you ever been balls deep in a girl? what's it like?

maybe you should go have sex and find out

If you love her, it feels natural, like an extension of your own body.
If you don't, it feels like you're trying to fight off fear and regret the whole time.

i went balls deep on a girl once and she asked if it was in yet

Its situations like this why should avoid contact with women.

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no respect

ha ha yeah what if a girl picked that moment to pull a prank on you like what if she knew you were in but she kept pretending like she couldn't tell ha ha wouldn't that be a funny joke for her to pull

Pretty sweet desu. You should try doing it while having an orgasm.

youtube.com/watch?v=2HoNTx8IRD4

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Don't bother with this faggot. He is quite delusional.

gary will just fold the islanders instead then
ala the ottawa senators and st louis eagles

too many teams as it is, spread that talent around and get rid of all these career ahlers pretending to be nhlers

Remember to not feed the animals

based quad satan

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Lmao-ing HARD at tripfags and finns

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sneed

business idea: come get on the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO train

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line to panthers

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Look at the fucking overbite and wearing a beanie LOOOOL laine is going bald and is in absolute damage control mode

massive cope in this post

>touching food
grim

Goose to devils for 2 and 3rd 2x4.5M

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twitter.com/GoldenKnights/status/1155910925670440963
>The Golden Knights have acquired a 2020 third round pick and a 2021 second round pick from the New Jersey Devils in exchange for forward Nikita Gusev.
Debbies are making the ploffs

More like no

>vegas ruin the nhl career of ANOTHER top tier khl'er
what the fuck is mcphee doing

Need you all to start posting faster. Got the next thread ready to go, but it is extremely important to get it up and running before 11 PM GMT for it to make ANY sense. Thank you!

What time is that in freedom standard time?

>The Devils acquired left-wing Nikita Gusev from the Vegas Golden Knights in exchange for New Jersey’s third-round pick in the 2020 NHL Draft and the club’s second-round pick in the 2021 NHL Draft.

2300 ZULU

God yumm

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does that vacuum box fold out into a couch?

Yes

Take note edpisston sink pisser fans

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>that pic
You just know

Am I the only one who thinks Nikita gusev isn’t actually that good? The devils have a solid team now, but only because of names, the jackets have just as good of offense and probably a better defense

you bawl like a baby in eraserhead

We still need a LD and with Hall being healthy hopefully and our goaltending to be at least average were gonna be pretty good.

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>Am I the only one who thinks
It really grinds my gears when people write or say this when they share an opinion of theirs. Do they actually think they are that unique?

>tfw no qt french canadian gf
why live

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Well, the devils don’t have anything out of their top 6, and the defense has subban that’s it
Columbus has depth on defense and offense
Islanders have defensive depth
They will both beat them out in the playoffs

debbies and >rags are lookin good bros

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mon dieu...

>debbies
>trading for a 27 year old kHl top liner

>rags
>no defense
>lundpads

Why do men live like this.

You dont?

Do all Americans put on their shoes to pee pee?

I've changed my mind on Norge. You're ok most of the time. I still hate you whenever you post the same link as me three posts later though

one only has to look at kovy's numbers to understand how inflated khl numbers are
especially when you play for putin's team

Yeah so you don’t piss on your foot

Every day.

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Iktf.

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devlels have no goaltending, they aren't going anywhere

I've changed my mind on Norge. You're ok most of the time. I still hate you whenever you post the same link as me three posts later though

i'm hiding this thread

They're really not. Debbies are going to be trash like every year and rags will just miss out playoffs so they can't even get a high pick on a draft year with several good centers available.

grease finna be real uppity this season.

I've changed my mind on Norge. You're ok most of the time. I still hate you whenever you post the same link as me three posts later though

Déjà vu...

Lol watch Columbus BTFO everyone

Shut the fuck up Ted.

Déjà vu...

No I’m elite and so are my jackies

Blackwood is looking good

Extremely based

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Clever, but couldn't you just aim? Our school nurse taught us how to control our pee pees in elementary school.

Thank you!

Columbus lost their two best players and the isles may have channeled their inner 17-18 devils for the playoffs and lost their Vezina finalist goalie. Most of our middle six were playing top six last season due to injuries. Zajac and Zacha are really great defensively and I believe Zajac led the league in FO% or something. This season should go a lot better with the new people, younger guys and Nico and Bratt taking a step forward.
This has yet to be seen. Cory was a lot better towards the end of the season/worlds

Columbus still has a solid core, they lost a lifetime goalie but it was time, we needed a change for the playoffs, panarin was a hard loss

That's racist.

since russians are niggers does this make the debbies the blackest team in the nhl?

I'm not sure how your new #1 guy is and I'm sure the team is pretty demoralized losing those two guys. Who know what'll happen this season. I think we should just be better overall and not riddled with injures hopefully with average goaltending. I also have to add that Ray has done a good job with this roster, this is what he had when he started in '15.

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cope

thinking about absolutely heeming the fuck out of george mcphee lads

the lack of hockey is starting to have an effect on me

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UwU

dingus khan

>he still believes in the relocation meme
Laugh at this idiot

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who do you support

Tampa

gay

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>4 security cameras in the same corner
ghetto af

>Nokia
yep

Childish

Probably a high number of gypsies frequent that shop.

I know you are but what am I

Is that a good price for keisari 1000 päkki

Finns are not human

finns are your superiors, louie g

Das rite. We're on another level when it comes to hockey

>what am I???

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*sips*
How’s gay island ya virgins

The next poster is a good friend of /hoc/

Seattle Sea Cucumbers

its me. ;)

average price considering that if i remember correctly there actually was more than 1000 beers in that 1000 pack

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seattle smackdown

Another level of busting

gimi :DD

>94507826
Fuck off retard

>finnish goaltending

/hoc/ off-season project: list every single bust drafted since 2000 and sort them by country

all the fins from Finland

Chicken and Beans
Chicken and Beans
The best lookin dinner that I ever seen
You better go get you some
Chicken and Beans

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waiting for the >rags cap dump

So, not pulju then?

Panarin to the teds

Imagine being drafted by a s*nbelt team

mama mia

>paid to play game you love
>complete anonymity
>5 months vacation every year
Sounds awful.

Thinking I could've sold my undies for $100 if I was a female.

Try anyway, you never know.

Just pretend to be a girl.
Steal some pictures from some obscure girl online, edit them a tiny bit (colors, contrast, cropping) so that they become harder to reverse-search, then just buy $15 panties from a clothing store, drip a tiny bit of baby oil or something into the bottom to make them look "used" to retards, and sell them for like $100 each.

thinking about taking a cold shower before bed

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The rain is here to drive away the heat. I was afraid I might melt.
10/10, I'd vote for that name if the Dickgirls weren't available.

This doesn't seem like an adequate training setup desu

twitter.com/GeorgeRichards/status/1155933690716778497
>Denis Potvin — who was the team’s first color analyst — retires from broadcasting.
youtube.com/watch?v=JY0OqhZJFLw

Goldie's good, but Potvin does suck.

Indeed. Should’ve built a mini halfpipe instead.

I'm pretty sure he only casted the home games the previous season so not that surprising

twitter.com/GeorgeRichards/status/1155934806783299584
>With Denis Potvin retiring from the #FlaPanthers broadcast booth, Randy Moller — who often filled in for Denis when he couldn’t do a game — could be a replacement. But, I would not be surprised if a former goalie of theirs who recently retired himself has interest.
Please dont be Randy and please be Luuuu

>please be Luuuu
Of course they're talking about Luongo.

ducks - Fowler
yotes - OEL
bruins - DeBrusk
sabrés - McCabe
flames - Gaudreau
canes - Slavin
hawks - Shaw
avs - McKinnon
teds - Jenner
stors - Lindell
wangs - Mantha
oils - McDavid
kitties - Barkov
kangz - Toffoli
mild - Eriksson Ek
habs - Price
perds - Arvidsson
devs - Hall
isles - Boychuk
>rags - Kreider
sens - Chabot
phil - Giroux
pens - Guentzel
shorks - Thorton
blues - Tarasenko
blots - Hedman
lefs - Marner
nucks - Boeser
nites - Stone
caps - Ovi
jest - Hellebucyk

can marner sign already fuuuuckkkkk

Some slight adjustments
kitties - stralman
Bolts - stamkos
Caps - oshie

Thats not why I said that. I want the replacement to be Luongo, not Randy Moller.
Or in simple terms.
HATE Moller
LOVE Luuu

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anyone else having issues with Youtube right now? It signed me out, and now it give an error when attempting to log back in

They updated their terms of service a week ago. Did you accept?

>Vasilevski's new contract
Gonna be as bad as Price's contract desu

yea I hekked ur computer kid
youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo

ducks - Henrique
yotes - Eckman-Larsson
bruins - Bergeron
sabrés - Dahlin
flames - Gaudreau
canes - Aho
hawks - Debrincat
avs - Landeskog
teds - Jones
stors - Seguin
wongs - Mantha
oilels - McDavid
kitties - Barkov
kangz - Kopitar
mild - Brodin
habs - Kotkaniemi
perds - Johansson
debbies - Hischier
isles - Barzal
>rags - zibanejad
sens - Ryan
phil - Giroux
pens - Malkin
shorks - Karlsson
bloos - O'Reilly
blots - Hedman
laffs - Marner
nucks - Boeser
nites - Stone
craps - Backstrom
jest - Wheeler

>9.5 for a sheltered system babby
Big yikers desu

>kitties

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works for me youtube.com/watch?v=wBr5-BpBVC8

>yandle

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At least his knees don't explode when there's a breeze.

youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

>nucks - Boeser
Unquestionably based posts.

>mfw kitties somehow manages to miss another playoffs

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What did that poor kitty do

ha ha meow

Can't imagine being the one team from the new york area that made playoffs, being the least improved, and still being the best; and your only fan is still a brain dead weeb. Fucking grim. Relocate

>mfw they make it

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indecent exposure. He's wearing no pants

based and arvidsson pilled

based and lindholm pilled

based and sundqvist pilled

based and nemeth pilled

based and bertuzzi pilled

based and oel pilled

based and landesgod pilled

free my boi he dindu nuffin

hmmmmm, maybe its the "deep state" (lol) trying to stop me from my plans to try and take over the world!

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What a CATastrophe

For me it's this #71

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got the next thread prepped

Better not be messin like the last one

that kitten could kill them if it wanted to

so how is tampon going to afford point now

by trading him

Just gonna throw this in the microwave and have myself a low effort pizza tbqh

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>they get swept in first round

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new

Ducks - Henrique
Coyotes - Kessel
Broons - Marchand
Sabres - Scandella
Flames - Giordano
Canes - Williams
Chiraq - Murphy
Avs - Mackinnon
Teds - Jones
Stars - Khudobin
Wongs - Mantha
Oilels - Bulju
Panthers - Barkov
Kongs - Kovalchuk
Milds - Koivu
Hasb - Weber
Predditors - Ellis
Debbies - Zajac
Islanders - Leddy
>rags - Kakko
Snes - Batherson
Flyers - Giroux
Pongs - Letang
Shorks - Meier
Bloos - Edmundson
>rags south - Joseph
Laffs - Spezza
Canucks - Bärtschi
Knights - Stone
Caps - Ovechkin
Jests - Wheeler

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