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*heems all of you*
Happy birthday you fat bald pussy ass bitch
one more run at the strap, brother
Ahem.
Fuck Dana, Fuck Chuck, Fuck Smellator, Fuck Lay and Pray, Fuck USADA and FUCK the UFC as a staff, as a promotion and as a motherfucking crew. And if you wanna be down with the UFC, then fuck you too. Conor McGregor. Fuck you too. All y'all motherfuckers. Fuck you too.
ITS OVER HEEM
jews told me cte is bad and dangerous so i stopped watching every popular sport in the world and so should you
Get the Whites out of the sport.
>0-2 lifetime vs Liz Carmouche
nobody gives a fuck about divegrass, fuck off
Die slow motherfuckers my standup make sho all yall kids won't grow. You motherfuckers cant be us or see us this is motherfucking RIZIN baby west side till we die out here in Tokyo we warn you we BOMB on yall motherfuckers
kek
Post yfw Conor flushes Aldo a second time
based joe!
wish i had money to throw at whores so they'd love me
bouncing a rubber ball against your head is extremely dangerous goyim, imagine what a fist can do, now stop watching sports and get back to work slave
how does he look so fucking good at times breh
his photographer poots in da wook
How mad would joe be if she just said thanks and didnt post about it on social media to get him brownie points?
>Luke Cockhold permaflushed with advanced CTE
>Elias Theodoru shown the door
Does the UFC even have a gigachad anymore?
reminder giving anyone anything for free destroys their soul and makes them hate you
The first fights on PPV were a fucking hug fest last night, I fell asleep during the second fight..
thanks for sharing, keep us updated
cant tell if you're a fag or a yid
If Thiago Santos spoke English he would be.
>elias
>giga chad
kek have you ever heard him talk?
he has a whiny bitchy high voice
you can't be a chad with a voice like that
luke despite his autism in fronr of the camera is a chad
Pretty weak card. Hopefully your dream was better
Only a fag is so insecure as to not recognize that Cockhold is a gigachad
Post you are walkout song
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He isn't. Gigachad is a perfect human in all aspects. He is a physical specimen as well as an intelligent, cultured gentleman.
Luke is balding, insecure and a sperg. He is merely a chad.
I'm sorry but if you're out of the game for 6 years with a knee injury you're never going to be competitive again. She should've asked for a total knee replacement and retired to work a real job.
>thinking max is heemable
>BLESSED
Friendly reminder that your girl would suck
>pic related's
USADA'd cock until he busted a fat Brazilian nut down her throat
The best is blessed, baby, what island is it? Let's go, baby *claps hands*
probably packing an 8, maybe 9 incher
His load would contain the testosterone of ten men. Your girl's voice would deepen a week later
I'm really sad that Max is getting these weak cards, he deserves so much more. You can feel his frustration, even though he tries to hide it the best he can. I hope Conor goes for one more run at the strap (brother), at 145.
>implying the bum deserves better
Who /Felicia/ here?
Min deserves to be relegated to headlining fight nights after that fucking snoozer. It was his chance to have an easy tuneup fight to come out like a b-b-b-b-BEAST and get back in everyone's graces after getting btfo. That's the only reason he was fighting frankie instead of volk. But he just decided to take a shit in the cage
You'd be surprised how many girls aren't into the whole alpha chad bodybuilder look. It's like guys who aren't into stick thin supermodels or instagram thots and who fap to bbw porn or something. There are girls like that too.
I think YOU'D be surprised. I think he'd cuck you up.
>Masvidal
She'd get rimmed
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Don't think Dana would let me though. Pretty sure Dana listens to every fighter's walkout song choice and if he deems it too silly or "out there" he replaces it with AC/DC or some other boomer rock.
I hope we get to see conor kill max in front of his son
>Imagine the frustration shes feeling after losing her first fight ever
>now imagine that frustation fueling the sex that night
Best she rides like a bull
why would you walk out to this tho
I bet her asshole smells tremendous after a fight.
>tfw walking out in CTE'd Max/Chuck Liddell stage of my career
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Same reason Germaine de Randamie walks out to gabber. Happy hardcore is energetic and gets me pumped up.
nobody gives a fuck about cte in fighting dumbass, fuck diveniggers and fuck you
Looks pretty conscious there. Also hilarious how people for years used this prehistoric fight as a reason Fwonkie or Chud would beat him
projecting much?
IF you had a gf I'm sure you'd cuck her out to the first alpha male you saw
The absolute state of
>You
The fact that Cowboy walks out to Kid Rock every fight is the reason why he will never win a belt and why he has never once won the story of a fight
Man you're fucking annoying as shit irl aren't you? You sound like a dweeb
Would taunt, brawl with, then heem any here
Full Camp Chad would have btfo Max into a living death
Not the same person making those posts, you retard.
Damn Frankie
Then you woke up...
Mate every time you land flush on my chin I would just clap at you to negate the damage, work you into a seething shoot then heem you when you lose your temper
They are replaying UFC 238 on ESPN2 if you want to see Jessica Eye get heemed again
Who /Gillian/ here?
She keeps winning me money
>I want to show my kid size doesn't matter
The world is so cruel lads. Why can't the good guys get a win?
Why not just buy your son a pair of stilts and teach him how to fake being a big guy instead?
stem cell therapy is only 30k without insurance?
She almost won me money but she was in a parlay with Cyborg by ko. I had 3 parlays that were ruined by 1 fight only. Barriault and OAM were the others who fucked me. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking betting on OAM but I deserve to lose.
Why didn't Frankie just go for the blast double?
>Not getting bone lengthening surgery
yikes
>Oh, come with old Khayyam, and leave the Wise
>To talk; one thing is certain, that Life flies;
>One thing is certain, and the Rest is Lies;
>The Flower that once has blown for ever dies.
she looks like anthony smith
munster for sure, b
>takes Kadyrov's blood money
>good guy
m8...
Alexis got me. Killed a 28-1 odds parlay
The next day after claiming your wife as my own
Why didn't Max just hold his arm out and put it on Frankie's head to keep him at range?
Zombie must wobble
Is this real? I've heard people say things like this but I never knew if they were serious.
He did it with his jab
Chu say about muh waifu?
Why didn’t Frankie just win?
For me? It's McGoober
GOAT
FUCKER
>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:56:04 No.94497960▶
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> The next day after claiming your wife as my own
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:56:23 No.94497962▶
> Why didn't Max just hold his arm out and put it on Frankie's head to keep him at range?
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:58:51 No.94498000▶
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> Zombie must wobble
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:00:41 No.94498010▶
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> Is this real? I've heard people say things like this but I never knew if they were serious.
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:03:14 No.94498045▶
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> youtu.be
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:06:09 No.94498075▶
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> He did it with his jab
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> Chu say about muh waifu?
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:06:23 No.94498079▶
> Why didn’t Frankie just win?
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:06:31 No.94498082▶
> For me? It's McGoober
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:07:15 No.94498088▶
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> GOAT
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:09:52 No.94498120▶
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> FUCKER
Future GOAT aльхaмдyлиллях and Khabib bless
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> She almost won me money but she was in a parlay with Cyborg by ko. I had 3 parlays that were ruined by 1 fight only. Barriault and OAM were the others who fucked me. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking betting on OAM but I deserve to lose.
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:52:58 No.94497918▶
> Why didn't Frankie just go for the blast double?
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> >Not getting bone lengthening surgery
> yikes
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> >Oh, come with old Khayyam, and leave the Wise
> >To talk; one thing is certain, that Life flies;
> >One thing is certain, and the Rest is Lies;
> >The Flower that once has blown for ever dies.
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:54:02 No.94497937▶
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:54:28 No.94497944▶
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> she looks like anthony smith
>Standing with your hands down, eating punches
What's this fighting style called?
I like it.
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> projecting much?
> IF you had a gf I'm sure you'd cuck her out to the first alpha male you saw
> The absolute state of
> >You
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:40:48 No.94497742▶
> The fact that Cowboy walks out to Kid Rock every fight is the reason why he will never win a belt and why he has never once won the story of a fight
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:41:07 No.94497746▶
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> Man you're fucking annoying as shit irl aren't you? You sound like a dweeb
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:41:53 No.94497761▶
> Would taunt, brawl with, then heem any here
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:42:09 No.94497766▶
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> Full Camp Chad would have btfo Max into a living death
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:43:46 No.94497784▶
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> Not the same person making those posts, you retard.
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> >Imagine the frustration shes feeling after losing her first fight ever
> >now imagine that frustation fueling the sex that night
> Best she rides like a bull
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:36:17 No.94497673▶
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> why would you walk out to this tho
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:37:07 No.94497688▶
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> I bet her asshole smells tremendous after a fight.
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:37:34 No.94497697▶
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> >tfw walking out in CTE'd Max/Chuck Liddell stage of my career
> youtube.com
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:38:14 No.94497709▶
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> Same reason Germaine de Randamie walks out to gabber. Happy hardcore is energetic and gets me pumped up.
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:38:20 No.94497711▶
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> nobody gives a fuck about cte in fighting dumbass, fuck diveniggers and fuck you
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:39:08 No.94497721▶
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cutbaby
>nymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:25:15 No.94497518▶
> >BLESSED
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> Friendly reminder that your girl would suck
> >pic related's
> USADA'd cock until he busted a fat Brazilian nut down her throat
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:26:16 No.94497530▶
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> The best is blessed, baby, what island is it? Let's go, baby *claps hands*
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:27:42 No.94497548▶
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> probably packing an 8, maybe 9 incher
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:29:20 No.94497568▶
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> His load would contain the testosterone of ten men. Your girl's voice would deepen a week later
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:29:27 No.94497569▶
> I'm really sad that Max is getting these weak cards, he deserves so much more. You can feel his frustration, even though he tries to hide it the best he can. I hope Conor goes for one more run at the strap (brother), at 145.
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:29:50 No.94497574▶
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> >implying the bum deserves better
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:29:58 No.94497578▶
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> Who /Felicia/ here?
Are you guys gonna see this film?
It comes out September 13th
Who revved him?
>2 greatest UFC fighters are both cokeheads
Explain.
stop saying that word if you don't know what it means. everyone cuts, not everyone is a cutbabby
>up at 3:30 AM on a monday
Who was a can all along?
Have you done coke? It makes you feel unheemable
>family and team admits he balloons up to 200 pounds
>looks abysmal at weigh ins
>has horrifically missed weight against Trujillo
>had such a terrible weight cut from eating tiramisu he pulled out from 209 on weigh in day and had to get hospitalized
>had seizures from the cut for the conor fight
yeah im thinkin hes a fat piggy bitch
yeah girls just say that but end of the day their primal urges are to fuck a strong, masculine mate who will be able to provide for her and their children
Crisp jab from Aldo. Wish he would have turned up the volume in this fight
Mad
There's no such thing as a cutbabby. You either make weight or you don't
Obese loser
Seachures
>masculine mate who will be able to provide for her and their children
Yeah, nah I think they don't even think about it when getting dick
Why does he wear a blonde wig?
Its not a wig, it's a Dagestani Papakha.
He's 27-0
it's a subconscious thing. It's like how men are mostly attracted to big tits, arses and wide hips but there is a deeper reason rooted in nature. Those women are usually more fertile. We just want to fuck fuck them so bad which is positive feedback from the brain
As a woman I can confirm
you live near coral springs by any chance?
no
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:34:02 No.94498398▶
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> >masculine mate who will be able to provide for her and their children
> Yeah, nah I think they don't even think about it when getting dick
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:34:05 No.94498399▶
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> Why does he wear a blonde wig?
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:36:07 No.94498421▶
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> Its not a wig, it's a Dagestani Papakha.
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> He's 27-0
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:37:16 No.94498433▶
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> it's a subconscious thing. It's like how men are mostly attracted to big tits, arses and wide hips but there is a deeper reason rooted in nature. Those women are usually more fertile. We just want to fuck fuck them so bad which is positive feedback from the brain
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:37:49 No.94498438▶
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> As a woman I can confirm
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:39:57 No.94498459▶
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> you live near coral springs by any chance?
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:41:45 No.94498476▶
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> no
>STEVEO TWITTER STEVEO TWITTER STEVEO TWITTER STEVEO TWITTER 07/29/19(Mon)03:44:25 No.94498502▶
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> >Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)03:34:02 No.94498398▶
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> > >masculine mate who will be able to provide for her and their children
> > Yeah, nah I think they don't even think about it when getting dick
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> > Why does he wear a blonde wig?
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> > Its not a wig, it's a Dagestani Papakha.
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> > it's a subconscious thing. It's like how men are mostly attracted to big tits, arses and wide hips but there is a deeper reason rooted in nature. Those women are usually more fertile. We just want to fuck fuck them so bad which is positive feedback from the brain
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> > As a woman I can confirm
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> > no
Definitely doesn't look gay
From all the boards I visited for some reason Yea Forums seems the less likely to have women in them, also, Have sex (with me)
Mad you have no culture?
T-City is my low key boy
Imagine throwing 30k away on some 43 year old dog of a woman. That bitch is a total jobber.
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You moms put a good fight on the bed even when fully mounted lmao
>why would you walk out to this tho
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> I bet her asshole smells tremendous after a fight.
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:37:34 No.94497697▶
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> >tfw walking out in CTE'd Max/Chuck Liddell stage of my career
> youtube.com
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:38:14 No.94497709▶
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> Same reason Germaine de Randamie walks out to gabber. Happy hardcore is energetic and gets me pumped up.
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:38:20 No.94497711▶
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> nobody gives a fuck about cte in fighting dumbass, fuck diveniggers and fuck you
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:39:08 No.94497721▶
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> youtube.com
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:39:54 No.94497730▶
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> Looks pretty conscious there. Also hilarious how people for years used this prehistoric fight as a reason Fwonkie or Chud would beat him
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:40:01 No.94497731▶
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> projecting much?
> IF you had a gf I'm sure you'd cuck her out to the first alpha male you saw
> The absolute state of
> >You
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:40:48 No.94497742▶
> The fact that Cowboy walks out to Kid Rock every fight is the reason why he will never win a belt and why he has never once won the story of a fight
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>Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)02:41:07 No.94497746▶
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> Man you're fucking annoying as shit irl aren't you? You sound like a dweeb
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Been a real big fan of Alicia Spencer since the Invicta days
for me it's Miesha's Taters
I'm late but I was just bustin your balls, I like Rivera and was actually hoping/expecting to see him meet Lee in the finals. Also wtf I just realized he's the brother of the infamous /heem/ thot jade. small world
He’s 8-3
>Tf
>Tp
Hmm
Why didn't he try this on Max instead of trying to box
Recognize a real don when you see one
Conor vs Aldo 2 will happen at msg at 155
Source: My Ass
why didn't conor just knock him out in the 1st?
Had Paulie beaten Artem could you have seen Zuffa Boxing pursuing a Conor vs Paulie boxing match?
>Max just backs up and watches T-CTE crack his own skull on the mat
How did Floyd miss so badly?
Big brain question
rewatch it and look at the angle conor uses
Swear I'm no gay
He was carrying Conor that match. He had his timing down by the 3rd.
I don't think it will happen either.
>You're treatment
Too bad they cant stemcell his brain
Which fighter has the best paramour?
Volkanovski beat Jose Aldo
>there's not much to be down
Conor landed more on Floyd than Manny Pacquiao did
Abhorrent fight. Lost all respect for both of those pussies that night.
I thought it was a genius gameplan by Volkanovski.
>inb4 "B-But um, w-well you s-see, Floyd let Conor l-land on him because uh...."
for me, it's Cynthia
Nothing worse than 2 pillow fisted faggots throwing love taps back and forth
Too bad pillow fencing doesn't matter
Only because your boy got embarrassed by a 40 year old boomer
bros i injured a girl today during sparring i am sad
anyways how does proper twelve taste bros
How unfortunate. I’ll be sure to notify them of the fat sperg they just lost out on.
Moraes-Munhoz
This yall GOAT?
You now remember Anthony "Kittenheart" Smif
MAX NO!
He literally won the story of the fight against Jon
Either Diaz bro would gadoosh Min
works for tom brady
You think my boy is a pillow fencer after I said it doesn't matter? Get outta here ya cazzie nerd
>Watching pussy grab
You boys need to watch a real fighting man's sport
if i were breazale i simply would have moved
That dive was faker than anything I've seen in any soccer match. What a shame people still believe in this fixed "sport".
>No deaths in the UFC
>*REAL* combat
Lmao
cringe
Lotta seething cazzie retards that bet their allowance on fwonkie PEDgar
Watched the last Pacquiao fight and literally fell asleep it was so boring didn't even know who won until the next day
I think every first post in every single thread should be a John Morgan picture
Who was in the wrong here?
Luke has been so JUST'd I seriously think if I were in his position I would change my name and skip town.
Would Luke have felt uncomfortable at the end here?
y does this general attract a spammer
This is hilarious
Luke for saying Jan has kinda small feet. He deserved the heem.
>Considered a can
>Delivers a can performance
No. No Knee Santos on the other hand.
Frankie Edgar on Twitter: good knock, looking forward for the rematch.
Luke is one of the stupidest people in mma. He is literally Mike Perry tier retarded. People only like him because he looks good
What would happen if Stipe knocked DC out cold and then did the Shevchenko dance over his deceased corpse?
>So who's got the first post?
why does bj penn still fight?
Who's going to the Anaheim card?
this story of the fight meme will never not be funny, thank you Max Kellerman for creating this shit
That probably would save this semen slurping league, I understand why Dana it's so autistic about "muh finish"
I unironically do not give a shit about how good boxer's "hands" are because they can only fist fight within the context of the other guy can only use his fists.
Boxers always say mma fighters are sloppy and have bad hands but it's not true. That's what good hands actually look like when the opponent can actually fight you.
he fights for more than a golden belt
Would be the most kino moment in ufc history
should be the opening line for bj's modelo sponsership commercial
>but it's not true.
238 and 239 were such based cards too bad they had to undue all of that with the absolute turd of a card that was 240
He made $55k at the fortnite world cup this weekend.
It is so satisfying seeing Luke get heemed.
Get in my guard pussy
Put Floyd in the cage and even you'll see just how bad boxers hands actually are in a real fight
So this...is the power....of MMA """striking"""
Him and Garbrandt have the best heemed faces
>Come play ass grab bro! I'll show you some REAL fighting!!
Presenting the heem face GOAT
Yes, neither one knows if the other will attempt to punch, or kick, or tackle and go for the takedown, so their stance and movements are are proper defense for all those possibilities.
Meanwhile, try peakaboo or the shell and get the shit literally kicked out of your body. Boxing doesn't completely translate to a real fight
>Please penetrate me! Pretty please!
>I know I can't actually fight, so please gimp yourself and only use your hands so I can pretend I can beat you!
>gimp yourself and only use your hands
>More violent
Damn...
What a shame, we're missing so much!!
You're really typing this much in response to low quality bait?
Das rite stay pillow fencing gay boi
I can't help myself, I've spoken to people who really believe boxers can beat mixed martial artists in a real fight
>makes a quarter billion dollars boxing a drug addled out of work plumber on the dole
mayweather is the most intelligent athlete of all time
You low IQ turd. How are you going to kick me when I'm in your face. You'd have to actually be in kicking range to land a headkick on me, and a high level boxer like Canelo would never in a million years allow that to happen because their distance management is lightyears ahead of any MMAutist. Even IF you could somehow find yourself in a position to get off a slow, clunky, telegraphed headkick, you would never land it. Professional boxers are actual elite athletes believe it or not. They aren't retarded inbred hicks that learned how to fight in a backyard. We're talking about real athletes here. Maybe a thai guy like Buakaw or Saenchai could give a legit boxer some trouble, but MMA is a joke, get real. Literally the retarded class of combat sports.
Kick your head? I'd kick his leg once and he'd fall because he has no idea what the hell just happened. Their footwork and movement is only valid in the context of a pure fistfight. I've boxed and done mma and the way you move and have measure distance isn't the same. And you're not even considering takedowns.
Canelo wouldnt win against a top 10 mma fighter of his weight class
Also many ufc fighters are olympic wrestlers which is objectively more difficult than being a pro boxer, seeing as most boxing matches are fixed.
I mean look at that, c'mon. Skin to skin. Nothing to see here.
>Duuuuude leg kicks are fucking crazy man, you just don't understand until you've been leg kicked man it's just a whole different world man
Get serious. We're talking about pro boxers. Not unathletic crotch sniffers that have never taken a punch before. Legitimate athletes aren't just going to crumble because somebody kicked them. For sure try to lift your leg off the ground with a pro boxer in your face and see how that goes for you. MMA tards are so delusional it's genuinely funny. Grow up child.
Max v Frankie was booriing lads
I literally fell asleep while watching Smolloway yesterday, both sports have boring and exciting fights you retard
You have no idea how easy it actually is to single leg a boxer. Royce Gracie was choking out literal heavyweight champion boxers when gracie only weighed 170 pounds. THAT'S how much better grappling and mma is against boxing
I fell asleep during Ladd/GDR and that was at noon. UFC has sucked lately.
If anyone is wondering, Satoru Kitaoka is goofing on social media and appears to be OK
That card was exciting for me cause I'm in Sacramento and my friend was there texting me about all the stuff he saw lmao
>*makes you unheemable
>low IQ
Brendan Schaub is funny
>average IQ
Brendan Schaub is not funny
>high IQ
Brendan Schaub is funny
>low IQ
Rogan is the best
>medium IQ
Bravo is the best
>high IQ
Schaub is the best
>unmeasurable IQ
Callen is the best
>A-Actually I w-would t-take him down!!!!
Imagine unironically thinking you have the ability to stuff your face in the crotch of a world class boxer and not get knocked stiff. Again, talking about legit boxers, not D-level bums that had to resort to freakshow cagefighting to make money. There is not a single UFC athlete near the level of any top ten boxer in any weight class. Period. There's simply no reason for skilled combat athletes to go into MMA. The only reason boxers and kickboxers haven't crossed over into MMA and embarrassed it is because they'd make less money doing so. Your sport is a joke and will always be.
Lads why are boxfags literally always seething about MMA?
I swear I see their sport criticised in other Yea Forums threads and the first thing they do is bring up MMA when literally no one is talking about it. They all seem completely deluded and adamant that their combat sport is better than other combat sports. Is "le sweet science" meme really weighing that heavily on them?
This is heem man, we welcome all heems
For me its ___
Schaub
Olympic wrestlers are superior athletes to olympic boxers (boxing is fixed while wrestling isnt, and wrestling is more physically demanding and difficult than boxing) and when boxers try to cross over, they lose. Heavyweight champion boxers got chocked out in the early days of the ufc. Mike Tyson didn't accept going to Pride because he knew he wouldn't win, he called Fedor "the greatest fighter he'd ever seen".
At this point in the sports development, a serious amateur mma fighter who wants to go pro and is training to get there, would beat a professional boxer of his weight class. I know guys who would murder Canelo in a real fight. Boxing is inferior and always will be, MMA is only getting more popular and will overtake boxing. Period.
Mayweather's legs would get destroyed in mma my man
Pacquiao Thurman was supposed to be a good card though everyone knew 240 would be bad
Colin Mcgoober.
Dominos pizza
yikes
the McChicken
Khabib
Because boxing is objectively the worst martial art that one can study and they know this and they're insecure about it.
Take a champion boxer, champion kickboxer, champion muay thai fighter, champion wrestler, champion Judoka, champion mixed martial artist, and champion jiu jitsu fighter (all of the same weight obv.) and the boxer loses against all of them in a real fight. This makes boxing bums seethe so they make up shit and deny empirically tested reality that shows boxers getting btfo all the time
This is a WORLD CHAMPION UFC fighter getting knocked out COLD in MMA by a fat, old, retired boxer. Notice how well muh epin leg kicks work here.
>the lowest of them all
Diaz that cocksucka is funny HAhhahA
It's because 238 and 239 were stacked. 241 will be a banger though. I didn't even watch the Ladd card because I knew she wasn't going to brapp or shit so what's the point.
cope
Yeah he's a real legend of the sport.
Friendly reminder to thank masvidal for ending the wrestling meme
Callen getting triggered by pizza gate was hilarious he was so mad
Is Demian Maia the best UFC fighter to never win gold?
Yoel is up there
Tony is if you don't include Interims
And here's a world champion boxer losing to a judoka (not even a full fledged mixed martial artist!)
youtube.com
I remember when Miocic was trying so hard to get a fight with that bum AJ and AJ said he didn't know who that was
>Durr why didn't Mike Tyson, one of the biggest sports stars of all time, accept to fight some literal who for $100???
Pathetic baseless claims.
Lmao the absolute cope
extremeprosports.com
Jon Jones heems Mike Tyson 10 out of 10 times
Ryan Hall
Is this sperg just replying to himself? Fucking embarrassing bait you retards are falling for.
/heem/ getting btfo by /box/ tb h
Never hold a PPV event in Canada ever again. Shit card, shit crowd.
This.
I think the card yesterday was so bad people would rather just be baited and shitpost back and forth instead
user getting btfo'd by based filter
You're obviously a /box/ shill, even people who don't care about either sport know mma fighters beat boxers in a real fight. It's basically common knowledge at this point, only boxing bums try to debate it.
It’s tough to know on /heem/ it’s a real mixture of morons, autists, and trolls
Protip: type tbqh next time brainlet
just being objective
i think you need to calm down
>Canada
>real country
heavyweight champion boxers can't even beat judoka that they outweigh by 50 pounds
And he was 40 at the time. Oh for sure it's boxers that fix fights and pad records my guy. For sure PRIDE was 100% legit.
ummm did you forget so soon
How can boxing still exist after Artem beat up a world champ and proved the entire sport is a meme?
remember when Anthony Joshua lost to a fatter version of kelvin gastelum in boxing
So youre telling me the bum on right went undefeated for 10 years before this? Some """"sport"""" youve got there.
/box/ runs /heem/, bitch
>This one mixed martial artist beat this other mixed martial artist so somehow that means boxing is a better sport
I was at a work meeting and we were talking about what celebrities we look like. People said I look like Ferris bueller as usual. Another guy said people told him he looks like “colin McGregor, a boxer I think.” Then people were trying to figure out who it was and they came to the conclusion it was a kickboxer. I didn’t want to say the truth because women feel unsafe when they find out I train ufc.
le epic /box/ raid!!
Why do you think I called him a bum? Miocic lost to a fat old man so it evens out
>raid
>1 poster
he went undefeated by fighting 4 foot tall zipper heads for 10 years
Behold, MMA's premier striker
SURELY the winner must have been some kind of champion or something to able to put away such a dominant fighter
mayweather got exposed as pure garabge, he merely has better cardio because he cheats, as proven when he was caught with illegal IV's.
even Jose Aldo got clipped and he was undefeated for a long time.
yea, nobody is gonna take you seriously
head on back to /cric/
So surely buster douglass must have been a champion or something as well?
seriously you're a deluded bum, EVERYONE knows boxers can't beat mma fighters. If you can about that so much just start learning mma
Schaub is God.
That was the worst crowd ever.
Alright lads I'm gonna have to level with you. I was just shitposting. I've never even been to /box/. I've seen the error of my ways. Coral please forgive me father. Schaub bless.
You have been forgiven.
>max Holloway is the FW GOAT
Holy fuck what's wrong with mma fans? Are they that fucking dumb? How can max be the goat when he's a cutbabby that fought manlets way past their prime and lost to poorier?
They're the same people who think Nunes is invincible even though she has lost before coz she has McGregor tier cardio. Dana must have hired a good shilling team.
How much you lose betting against Max? Oh right not much it’s your fat whore mom’s money
Based
Honest assessment of Schaub’s standup? It was shit but people are spambombing the IMDB page just to be edgy, he’ll get better and I’ve heard he’s pretty decent live
his only talent is being joe rogan's friend
Literally no other candidates for FW GOAT
And being your mom’s favorite
my mom's into black guys only, not low test white men
Schaub is black, just dont call him jamal
can't be, gets heem'd too much
The absolute state of (you)
Now that the dust has settled...
...did You'd Be Surprised Hurt Brendan's career?
I hope DC is okay
Yes. That's why he has slowly faded into irrelevancy and he threw a temper tantrum about r/mmastreams
who /fat/ here? i started going for a walk twice a day at work cause i want to look good in my custom fight kit with my name on it
Why didn't he do this to Maia?
Where's this from?
Because Maia never called him a high school dropout
maia doesn't run forward from the other side of the octagon. You can only do a knee like that at the start of the round, really. Once you're in kickboxing range you can't do a knee like that.
So you admit Masvidal is based. He'd flying knee every boxer fag too.
James Toney got completely humiliated in the ufc by an old man. Literally got wrestlefucked.
Maia isn't a can with a low fight IQ.
Khabib pulled out, check twitter
>cutbaby cuts again to fight manlet with a reach, weight and height advantage.
O fer sureeee b! Maybe mark hunt can fight silva again too! XD fucking faggot
aldo is literally heavier
>literally
I don't think you know what that means
Legitimately never seen a fighter handle a loss as worse as Canor is against Khabib, and it's crazy to think that it's been almost a year since he got embarrassed by a D level striker and then went on to tap out.
I thought Ronda and Luke were sore losers but this guy is just taking it to new levels with his random twitter sperg outs.
Who's better?
Le steal the 3rd round face
Literally been crying on twitter for almost 10 months now
conor won the story
WWE is for losers
How can you "win the story" when you're still salty a year later?
>Khabibsexuals unironically still seething that their favorite obese muzzie got flushed
Get a grip
Yikes!
Since were talking about it
What are some of the best wins of the story of the fight?
(No boxing pls)
Floyd over Mccanor
being a sore loser and saying it was a fluke and constantly running your mouth is the correct way to handle a loss
Ronda's hiding behind the pillow and disappearing act is incomparably worse.
Who won the story?
>is the correct way to handle a loss
It absolutely isn't.
Who tf decides how to handle a loss?
I had a dream that Yoel got KO'd brutally by Paulo "King" Costa.... I really like Yoel though.... :(
shut up bandwagon faggot, you'll say you saw it coming no matter the outcome
Say that to my face not online pussy.
thanks for reminding me of the moment I had to realize that I'd been swallowing Conor hype non-stop for a couple of years.
Amazing to think that everyone thought he was destined to become a GOAT at one point. Not a single defense all these years later, clowned by Floyd, defeated by gatekeeper Diaz, dominated by Khabib who really isn't that great...
why am I so fucking gullible bros?
just started watching ufc
why are there so many nigger champions
i remember in highschool it being a fringe white guy sport
when did this happen
string of flukes
law of averages will fix everything sooner or later
Because you rely on other people's opinions to form yours
no, but...
you now remember conor macgregor
But you knew Conor was a fraud all along, right my guy?
Being overconfident doesnt make him a fraud. Diaz is naturally bigger so Conor is already at a disadvantage and Conor proved that he is a better fighter in the rematch. Khabib might be the goat and there's no shame losing to the goat. Nor is there shame in losing to the greatest boxer ever considering conor was an amateur boxer.
Black kings own whitebois. Bow down nigga. Wakanda forever.
Of all the black champs you pick the one that was cheating most of his career?
You could not live with your own failure
Where did that bring you?
How about you stop crying on twitter like a teenage girl? You handle a loss like a man, like how most HWs do, they just accept it and move on, funny how uppity manlets get over losing but 6'4" HWs don't
Why doesnt he have one punch ko power /heem/?
How about you stop crying about his tweets on heem like a little bitch?
When you stop pining about "winning the story" as your coping mechanism loser
He does, he just doesnt think we're ready to witness it yet.
lol have you seen stipe
What are you talking about? I'm not even the guy who was replying to you I'm just saying you're a hypocrite and a whiny little bitch
He ran back to fw as soon as he felt lw shots. He want none of that smoke. Cut babying , manlet-wrangling bum
Conor has taken the loss fine you cazzies. Stop basing your opinions off of incoherent cocaine binge tweets.
Ronda retired after her second loss and was out forever after her first loss my dude. How's Conor handling worse than that? Because he sent some mean tweets? lol
>mean tweets
He's been sperging out randomly about this fight and it happened October of last year. Name a single fighter who does this.
No he did not.
You can't prove that
Punished Robbie will heem Colby
Robbie always gets wrestlefucked
I dont need to, usada already did
I don't use twitter so I don't care. Actions speak louder than words. Retiring after you second loss in the ufc is indisputably worse than tweeting months after your second loss. Conor isn't even my boi, but you're being a cazzie.
It's called marketing. Lots of fighters do this shit you cazzie autist
Crying on twitter trying to justify a loss to a fighter who beat you fair and square while you were cheating like crazy is much better than disappearing from the public eye, albeit they're both bad ways of dealing with losses, the former one is even worse, even more pathetic coming from a man and you're definitely a Canor groupie.
Name one
He won the second Hendricks fight. He angle slammed Asscream. He's going to be focused after getting fucked over by Herb.
Conor won the story when Khabib and his gay harem chimped out.
Jones debuted in 2008, USADA has only been around since 2015, so your claim that he's been cheating for "most of his career" is objectively false unless you have some other way to back it up.
You spend too much time on Twitter dude. You're keeping Conor relevant on this general by crying about him.
Khabib 100% chimped out to avoid Tony
I saw the story on an MMA website but you keep doing you groupie.
DC and Jones
Cody and tj
Chiesa and lee
ITT: /heem/ fails to understand fight promotion
Heavyweight
Coleman
>Smith
Couture
Bas
>Randleman
Barnett
Rodriguez
Sylvia
Mir
Arlovski
Lesnar
Cain
JDS
Werdum
Stipe
>DC
LHW
Shamrock
Ortiz
Couture
Vitor
Liddell
>Rampage
Griffin
>Rashad
Lyoto
Shogun
>Bones
>DC
MW
Menne
Bustamante
Tanner
Franklin
>Silva
Weidman
Rockhold
Bisking
GSP
Whittaker
WW
Miletich
>Newton
Hughes
Penn
GSP
Serra
Big Pig
Lawler
>Woodley
>Usman
LW
Pulver
Sherk
Penn
Edgar
Henderson (he's half nigger half gook though)
Pettis
RDA
Alvarez
Conor
Khabib
FW
Aldo
Mcgregor
Holloway
BW
Cruz
Barao
TJ
Cody
Cejudo
FW
>DJ
Cejudo
No niggress champion in >WMMA
just looked at next weeks card it looks awful colby better win or im heeming myself
I don't care how many times Al loses he'll always be my boy for breaking Kevin Pee. That's the fight that made me realize wins and loses don't matter, power ranger belts don't matter, and popularity doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what happens in that cage and Al showed tons of heart and guts. Al isn't some fucking cutbabby or some genetic freak, he's just a mad mother fucker. Al is the personification of the story of the fight. If you can't appreciate the guts, the fire, and the pure heart more than the promotional bullshit they put around the fight you're a certified cazzie and you should heem yourself.
Who is he fighting?
Just because there wasn't any testing or evidence before 2015 doesn't mean the claim is objectively false. You would have to have testing from that time that showed he was clean for that to be the case. Hes tested positive every time except for the OSP fight since they started testing so most of the evidence supports my claim.
Maybe you're right. Maybe he just started cheating as soon as they started testing. Because that makes sense, right?
>heart and guts
Stop seething
>CTE is my favorite fighter
lol you're still reading twitter bullshit. That stuff is literally for the birds. They have a bird as their logo and you still care about it, what does that say about you?
>He still didn't get finished
Hmm.. it's almost like he showed heart and guts?
>He's still going
Why do you care so much what someone says about Canor?
The most entertaining fighters have cte you brainlet. They hit eachother in the head. If you're worried about cte go watch some faggy sport.
It's the twitter bullshit. Take that shit to reddit.
The claim was whether or not he was cheating. Using roids in a league where roids aren't illegal isn't cheating, regardless of whether or not he actually did roid.
He had the heart and guts to take unnecessary irreversable brain damage and to take years off his life expectancy in exchange for admiration from brainlets like (you)? That's a hard pass for me, b.
>letting a geriatric journeyman curl you up like a bitch
>heart
>guts
Im not worried about it I just think it's a stupid reason to cheer for a fighter
Everyone in the ufc is taking unnecessary brain damage you nerd. They could all work normal jobs, but they chose not to because they know they aren't living forever and aren't scared of dying.
Cowboy ends the Gaethje meme
I agree. sick ass fight and even better was that Al was a 3-1 underdog
I never said I cheered for him because he has cte
See
*Ends the Pootaker meme*
>Everyone in the ufc is taking unnecessary brain damage
What does Reddit call Cerrone again?
Eddie was crowned violent GOAT that night
This meme sport has great larpers.
>but they chose not to because they know they aren't living forever and aren't scared of dying
So because they signed up to possibly get hit, they shouldn't care at all about how much damage they take? You're an absolute brainlet I'd love to give you CTE.
And it's not about dying you idiot it's about the quality of life you have before you die and how it affects the people around you. You talk about fighting like its WWE.
Based. Watching it live is what made it so great. Al was such a big underdog seeing him break down his opponent and then scream in his face at the end while slipping a punch was badass.
Yeah that's basically what you said here
So Poirier currently holds the title of the most violent man which means Khabib will next holder after he wins and retire the title too because nobody can beat him
>break down his opponent
*lose three rounds but get the nod because he walked down a gassed Lee for 30 seconds
I never said they shouldn't care about getting hit, but guess what? If you go into cage fighting you're going to get hit in the head eventually whether you like it or not. It's literally part of the game.
Poirier heems khabib
Yeah and a smart fighter should try to avoid getting hit as much as possible while still being able to win. Having no regard for that is being a brainlet.
did they ever update on kitaoka,did he die?
>Compliment a fighters heart
>Claim I said I want fighters to get cte
Damn man are you a lawyer or something? Trying to put words in my mouth lol
> If you go into cage fighting you're going to get hit in the head eventually whether you like it or not. It's literally part of the game.
not if you solve mma
Low IQ post
Yeah Lee got beat up. He lost a lot of credibility that day
I would love to see someone with the size and athleticism of Travis Browne use the Hall technique.
No, you just have a hard time reading. I said you like him because he gets CTE, not that you want him to get CTE, brainlet. Dont (you) me again.
Yeah cool, but Al doesn't try to get hit you dumbass. Fighters get hit. Things go wrong sometimes even if you don't want them to. It's cool seeing someone adapt when things are going shit. It's the same reason people cheer on Tony. You're probably the type of person to watch the Edgar Maynard fight where Edgar kept getting knocked down and go "why does he keep getting hit? He should just quit" instead of enjoying the ridiculous will it takes to keep going when things are shit.
based habeeb
ie Fabricio Werdum before he got tricked into thinking he could box.
Connor mcgregror is the juwana man of mma.theres no limit to weight cutting and he exploited a flaw in the ufc, but he is in no way shape or form, a champion nor an athlete. Fuck off to asp cazzies
>Rizin 17 Official Attendance. 16930 tickets sold.
>Great numbers consider with no Horiguchi, Rena and Tenshin at card.
His tricks didn't work against Volkov
(you)
Explain juwana man
EDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>can only afford n64
That NSAC fine really ruined him, huh?
Fuck all the soibois this is heem. We like heems here. Stop crying about cte like a bunch of nerds.
Thoughts on when Augusto Sakai decapitated Sherman
The only reason Ben Askren is in the UFC is cause Joe Rogan never shuts up about him and when he gets brought in he gets humiliated twice
Sleepy Ben
Very low IQ opinion
>spam low/front kicks
>catch Hall repeatedly
>referee ignores as Hall is dropping into them
>win on significant strikes
This is the truth. Rogan killed askren literally and figuratively
I don't even watch Yufc despite actually paying a shitload of money for it every month. I live with a bunch of cazzies so it can't be helped.
But that lad would do well on a nice cocktail of Japanese pharma grade steroids I'll tell you what.
Where do you get your info from
Max Holloway is hung like a bull.
Ur mom
I'd trade that megacan in a second back to ONE so DJ can come back and put an end to triple cringe
He got knocked out with a meme knee and you cazzies are acting like his career is over and everything he ever did was meaningless. Everything is hyperbole with you cazzies. Go watch WWE I think you'll like it better.
I agree with him and have a high IQ (116).
>triple cringe
Who?
Have sex incel
brmassami and shiroobi on twitter, prob the best and quickest English speaking sources
>116
>high IQ
Sure its higher than average but someone with 116 IQ is still not very intelligent.
Post iq
t.manlet
Speak up lil guy can't hear you
Jawlmawl wawls Asian bee!!!???
Still more intelligent than a Ben Askren fan
Thanks man, tough to find anything
Hey man at least I saw the cyborg fight
Kinda
You know like when you alt tab into the wrong window
my iq is 129. Am I a brainlet?
Seethe
>DC
>Jon
>Silva
>Woodley
>DJ
all long lasting champs
132. And I'd heem every itt
huh?
Yes, we see u are seething. Try to cope shill
*dabs
Cringe
And 4 of them are among the greatest
If you know your iq you're an insecure brainlet
Small penis size = Epic Fighting Ability
That's why I suck at fighting, right?
t. Low IQ high school drop out
t. Paid someone to take an iq test
back to /pol/ loser
YOU NOW REMEMBER BEN ASKREN, AFTER TALKING SHIT ABOUT MASVIDAL FOR MONTHS, LITERALLY GOT KO'D STIFF WITHIN TWO SECONDS WITH A FLYING KNEE WHICH WAS FOLLOWED UP BY SEVERAL BLOWS TO THE HEAD WHILE BEN WAS OUT
YOU NOW REMEMBER THAT BEN ASKREN POSTED A VLOG AFTERWARDS AND HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH ARIEL AFTERWARDS WHERE YOU COULD CLEARLY HEAR HIM SLURRING WORDS
YOU NOW REMEMBER THAT BEN ASKREN WAS UNDEFEATED BEFORE COMING INTO THE UFC AND THOUGHT THAT HE WAS GOING TO GET HE BELT EASILY BUT THAT HE ALMOST DIED IN BOTH OF HIS UFC FIGHTS
gina
macho man
isiah
i luh you
kek, based
>being such a loser than even among Yea Forums posters you feel the need to project this much
Zoomers were a mistake
Ben Askren literally has brain damage from that knee. Please don't make fun of him, he is legit suffering from a debilitating mental deficiency that will never be cured.
huh??
Imagine paying for an iq test
t. Afraid of seeing how low his IQ really is
>you will never be known as macho man in your school
>your dad will be a street legend/high ranking mma fighter
Whats it like to be real nigga?
Ate the full buffet
How much does an iq test cost?
Just go get your skull measured
$60
Aspen "mensa" lard
Based Dana
*snaps your head back with a jab*
Penn vs. Lawler when?
The fight to make for BJ is Jens Pulver in BKFC
*shoots for a single*
Conor is the GOAT... first legit double champ, won the story of literally EVERY fight he was ever in, fastest KO in FW history, billion dollar whiskey business owner, first to crossover to boxing fame and money, has had multiple affairs while still keeping his baby mama on check, king of twitter, beast of a peach, etc. Is there any fighter who even comes close to his level of epicness?
>first legit double champ
He's the first one Dana let jump up and down fucking around. If you weren't new to the sport you'd know Aldo wanted to fight Pettis but Dana would not allow it.
*Pulls out gun*
>Nah now im gonna suck YOUR dick
Why wasnt ali with frankie on fightweek?
Cringe
Make the new thread
New
New thread
Fuck your thread nigga
too unprecise,hes a brawler and does not care where he connects
The word is imprecise.