YANKEES V RED SOX GAMETHREAD

actual cute coming through

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This

what about this uguu

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Based as well

Not even close

We lose every week, we lose every week
You're nothing special, we lose every week

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>tfw i want to see the red sox lose the world series so the yankees can get that national league's team ace pitcher and he can be a red sox killer, just like how the red sox got curt schilling after how he proved to be a yankee killer in the 2001 world series and how josh beckett proved to be a yankee killer in the 2003 world series

hey fellas, i really get going for this SNB crew, don't you? they just look like they have a blast!!!

BEFORE THIS SERIES:

AL EAST:
YANKEES X
RAYS 10 GB
RED SOX 11 GB

AFTER THIS SERIES:
YANKEES X
RED SOX 6 GB
RAYS 7 GB

seriously what the actual FUCK went wrong? Damn the yankees are absolutely choking away a DOUBLE DIGIT LEAD in the division.

Are they not even trying? Why did they leave Tanaka in for 15 runs? Why are they purposely switching the hitting formula to small ball when homers were doing fine?
No.
Thats it

DEFEND IT,HEAD IN THE SAND YANKEES FANBOYS.

NOW.

based english footy chant

I seriously want the entire stadium to chant "Fire Cashman" next week

Can't wait for Mendoza

retard
teams go into slumps, it happens.
tanaka already blew the game, so it became a punt game. why waste bullpen arms on a loss.
they arent swtiching to small ball, they got 1 slap hitter in DJ and hes been elite
>DEFEND IT,HEAD IN THE SAND YANKEES FANBOYS
yankees are in first place faggot

Actual hottie

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Faggot

Is this the thread?

nyanpasu

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>photoshopped red sox hat skank
look guys i posted it again! haha!

arods mic doesnt sound good

>Arod and Mendoza
I WAS WRONG

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Yea Forumsstros

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cigars are so fucking gay

sale perfect game incoming

Don’t get mad Boston has all the hotties

have anyone of you fags ever brought a piece of cardboard with some shit on it to a stadium?

RED SOX ARE BACK BABY ITS SWEEP TIME

when I was in high school and my brother was going to the state championship game I made one. thats it

yeah but they told me i had to leave cause it had the n word

>foul tip
>sounds like a gunshot
yup its an espn feed

Sweep these bums, bawston!

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No but I would bring a BROOM FOR TONIGHT

based and red pilled

Don't root too hard, otherwise you'll lose to Boston in the ALCS again

what did you write on it?

CHRIS SALE OWNS THESE YANKEES HISTORICALLY

OH SHIT STANKEES ARE FUCKED SALE IS DEALING

why did you have to doubt me, user? you have cursed us all. look what you have done, stroman is now on the mets for the most affordable of prices and we are still gonna have j.a happ walk on the mound every 5 games

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>mfw >sale perfects the stankees

Why can't Boston ever acquire busts and losers like the Yankees always do?

lmao yankees already lost. No wind in those Sales

So much for Stroman

>hu hu hu

oh man sale is on

sweep time

Don't fuck it all up in the ALCS like last time against Boston.

Betts has a better nigger chain

what happens when german tosses a perfecto tonight

>domingo pitching on domingo
made me think

he has super powers on domingo

so this is the power of paid off umps.... wow...

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>shift on devers perfectly
>hits right to the second basemen
>hits it so hard the second basemen cant even catch it
GOOD

BOY

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ump is just calling a normal zone, not our fault mookie is a manlet
judge gets rung up on low calls because hes a giant

>yankee fans are losing interest fast put on the squeeze!

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The strike zone isn't a 2D plane

WHAT THE HECK WHO TAUGHT DEVERS THAT WORD

this post didnt age well

the third ball in this at bat was a strike
UMP BALL

ok dont stay up too late or else you be late tomorrow for sprint planning....

THATS MY ACE

that was an E4 not a hit by devers btw

where's my eck

don got him sick

>Yankee fans are so casual they think a runner reaching on an error means it is still a perfect game

even arod mentioning new york plays in a minor league stadium

arod is an espn shill now, espn hates the yankees
>calling it a minor league park when ben nintendo hit a 250 foot home run last night

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If benintendo can do it why cant yankees? because its finese vs power alley

Gotta love the New York sports media.

>muh ZANY headlines xD
New York is so cringe

no nesn broadcast unfortunately today, we're stuck with the faggots on espn

>If benintendo can do it
the xBA of that HR was .010, as in that ball is a hit 1% of the time.

completely calculated by ben nintendo

is there no /nesn/ feed tonight? howm i sposed to properly enjoy this stankee stomping with a-rod here?

At least they have the balls to call out a loser when they see one, unlike Boston media who is content despite the outcome.

when dumb ass normies red sox are playing fortnite or going out to bars and clubs every night ben nintendo stays in room performing calculations

espn owns all big games on sunday nights

A beautiful thing, a thing of beauty

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

is tendi actually stat masterson???

reminder that the yankees own the red sox historically

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>caring about the media
lmfao you fucking retard

just like red sox own yankess in all big games

ACED

Jack Edwards here its my off season so I can fill in for your nesn feeds AMA

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Who is this cunt in the booth, some college softball player that is there to show gender diversity in an all male sport making the rest of us suffer and pretend that she knows what she's talking about?

no nintendon incel terrorist

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I want Cashman fired, how else can the general public put the pressure on to get rid of him?

KKK

(not racist just saying he has 3 Ks)

so tired of hands fetishists in our disgusting liberal media

what is this, 2003?

Try harder

Is this your first inning watching baseball? Fucking New York casuals.

>mendoza mirin' germans big ol' phalanges

only calculation benintendi work on is how to 3D print android vagina

did you forget about game 7 alcs 2003???
dumb fucking red sox fag

sorry this is my first game

boston has the most critical pessimistic media i've ever heard what the fuck are you talking about

>watching ESPN

>Pitching Ninja
speaking of racist

so did he come up with anything?

name one bad thing they say on the radio about sale all year despite him sucking historically (compare to treatment of say david price or carl crawford or sandoval )

Fun fact the Yankees are the only team in the 150 year history of baseball to lose a 3-0 playoff lead

oh mendoza wants to swallow up german like his big ole fingies are swallowing up that ball

KKKK btw

>inb4 a wasted german outing

You're forced to a few times a year for Sunday Night Baseball. You literally haven't watched baseball in the last three years lmfao she has been on the crew since 2016. She is shit, but you're a joke.

you clearly don't listen to boston sports radio they have been shitting on him all year

mingo gave up the error earlier to take the pressure off of the perfect game so he can toss a no-no and maybe allow an 8th inning walk or something

ok but how many teams have let an opposing player hit for the cycle against them in a playoff game?

i listen to the most elite underground AM ham radio done by blind disablility SSI stat mastersons

o'doyl rules

You expect me to memorize the name of some 2nd tier female color commentator who I'm forced to listen to once a season? Cool your jets bucko

JBJ HATERS APOLOGIZE

how many teams have had an 86 year WS drought

>almost give up a HR
>crowd explodes
lmao

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JBJ hater BTFO

if you dont know who mendoza is you dont watch enough baseball to qualify as a real fan, fuck off mate

You asked who she is because you had never heard her before. Cope harder, casual.

stadiumlets

what fuck

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Cuck Sale lol

BIG RO
LETS GOOOOOO
THE BALLS ARE
SALE-ING TONIGHT

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Horray lettuce guy

When did I say I had never heard her before, I'll wait. I asked who she was

I watch local broadcasts through MLBtv faggot, I don't suckle at ESPN's teet

>Who is this cunt in the booth

ok ok ok ok k

I watch YES network or Pix11 for every yankee game. but we still get stuck with ESPN at least 5 times a year. Plus ESPN gets the All star game and some playoff games I think.
Also if you watch the dodgers on sundays you sometimes get ESPN.
you're a fake fan and you know it. quit being a whiny faggot and fuck off.

insurmountable lead

guys look its a chris sale perfect game!!!

Do u think Jessica Mendoza is into femdom

i'm a cub fan

lol okay guy

if we delete that home run, chris sale is havnig a good game still

shes one of those reporters that likes getting sloppy anal-fucks from players

shut the FUCK up

>soccer lines on the field

>knows he caught being a fake fan
>uhh what do i say
>"lol"
nice

i'm not a sox fans im not a yanks fan...exciting baseball this entire weekend but all you heard was soxs/yanks...football cant come fast enough

Imagine paying for a guy who strikes out 200 times a year

446 FT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED KEK

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i'm not a nacho fry guy

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no you seem very determined in your position and an unnecessarily aggressive angry person, there is literally zero reason to talk to you further because it's just what you're looking for, you crave conflict because you're a unhappy little shit, enjoy that

what about them new reaper ranch fries at t bell my guy

nice blog thank you for posting i like to hear more of what you think

why buy a device just for video chatting when you already own a phone, laptop, or tablet than can already do that what did facebook mean by this

I think the democrats can’t handle the truth and instead cry racism

you called me a faggot and implied i suckle ESPN's teet. how are you not doing the same thing

why is nobody talking about 79c coffee at cumbie's?

KKKKKK

For boomers that’s who uses Facebook now

im getting tbell later, how are these?

THATS MY ACE

Bauer is on the MENU LADS

really gud. get the reaper burrito and add fire sauce if wild guy

I hadn’t had Taco Bell in like 10 years shits money the dorito taco now that’s what I’m talking about

I heard something this weekend that still is problematic for me, mostly because if true...
the browns wont win the division

the red sox are losing, loosen up the zone
>UMP
>BALL

anyone here

great, im going for it. god bless tbell

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its only right considering how they squeeze paxton and the jap but than again the twin pitcher got squeeze during the yank/twin series

Nice pitch

i ask myself this question everyday I wake up in the morning...

What good is Sale? Unreal.

ELITE

and the worst starter on the team is getting lit up who would of thought

LMFAO saLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLe

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>red sucks

fuck off he won you a ring just yesterday...ungraceful piece of shit boston fans

NOWHERE IS SAFE FOR SOX FANS

piss fail

ugliest nigga in the league

He wasn't even good last year lol

>We know the yankees are going to the postseason

Nice jinx there Arod

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guys might we say that the balls are
>SALE-ing
lol

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where

gio sure made that ball
SALE

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didi is elite

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that's not porcello

He looked good in the World Series

dont fukken ever reply to another one of my post or I will kick your ass kid...go fukken play forenight leave now before I knock your teeth down your throat

He had a 5.40 ERA in the World Series lmfao

He would have gotten the Cy if it weren't for getting fatigue, he ended with a 2.11 ERA

But the Red Sox won those games

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the yankees gave up 12 runs to the twins earlier this week but still won. doesnt mean the pitching was good.

3 runs over 5 innings, not terrible against the Dodgers offense

ESPN desperately wants to be able to call this a no hitter

game will end 13-12 and espn will call it a no hitter

i fukken told you not to reply to my post you piece of shit...see you in 30 minutes

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Listen you little HATERS

errors arent HITS.

You could literallt gice up 20 errors and have 12 runs score and pitch a perfect game.

Fuck you, Yea Forums

how was the devers at bat an error but gio dropping the ball a hit
should be the other way around

KKKKKKK

at least isnt hue ESPN talking about paying pizza or talking with bankers during the broadcast instead of awnser thenical questions that people sent them online

this post is funny because you're pretending to be retarded, but you honestly thought an error made it still a perfect game earlier in this very same thread

>awnser thenical

that stream thread was absolutely legendary

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i have literally never seen a vagina in my entire life.

you pussy

bros i thought espn said the red sox were good at scoring runs? why arent they scoring runs? when will they score runs
?

>little league park

WOW,

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doesnt conut its the short porch

thist post didnt age well

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>he thinks you can allow runners of any kind in a perfect game

Not so fast cuckees

>chanting yankees suck while they're no hitting you
low iq red sox again

>415 ft
thats literally out of yankee stadium

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you, see

looking really foolish right now

why
the no hitter is still alive

REMINDER: This is the Red Sox's world series. They can have a W. You'll still end the regular season in third place.
Take it ease.

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i posted this gif two weeks ago and got not one reply...nu4chan is disgusting and lack OC

>we got 2 runs, literally everyone shut your mouths!!!!!!!!

based

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it will never be funny, stop trying to force it

>mookie sucks so much that jbj has to cover all of right field

dEvErs

>devers is a good fielder
YEAH RIGHT LMAO RED CUX FIELDING

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>morlan

its not a joke, the red cux are being NO HIT

Greaseball Sal looking very european

said literally no one ever

>YANKEES SUCK
>YANKEES SUCK
>YANKEES SUCK
>YANKEES SUCK

Just got back from Crawl, solid 6/10

we need this game !

arod put on blast

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Yankees are tied for the 3rd worst defense in beisbol

>judge is a good hitter
YEAH RIGHT LMAO KEKEE FIELDING

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giambi also probably influenced him to take roids

LOL AT OLD ME

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wrong

kek

Do you have a webm of his home run later that night?

It is very much correct actually

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what are those numbers. that isnt proof of anything

>red sox ace is at 86 pitches in the 5th
L O L

filename, fielding percentage

Why are you so combative about this, go check it yourself jackass

>cuckee fans
lol imagine knowing this little about baseball

sale is not our ace

imagine being a fan of a third place team lol

if the red sox defense is good, why did they just make an error?

SIT DOWN, PIGGY

UMP BALL

sit down fat retard

nice deflection

clearly not anymore lol

>implying the Red Sox are in 3rd
lol imagine knowing this little about baseball

call him fat to his face nerd
nice post
they will be in third later tonight buttboy

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fat retard

Imagine rooting for a team that will not win the World Series

arguing that Yankees having shit defense isn't an argument that the Sox have good defense, why can't yankee fans into logic

I cannot imagine being a Yankee fan tbqh with you joe

DONT SAY IT AGAIN

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how do you not get to second on that, it's a fucking floater to the wall

how do u not get to second on that

how do you not get to second on that!

KKKKKKKK

fat retard

They're not the only team in this game not winning the World Series

IF YOU SAY IT A THIRD TIME IM GOING TO BE REALLY MAD

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im fron houston and im a red sox fan. eat shit faggot fuck the astros

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KKKKKKKKK

good job leon we all love you thanks for playing instead of vasquez

Foolish Bird I am the great Leon!

>boone comes out when the pitch count is 69
>just to tell german what his pitch count is
nice

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is that his sister? or else why would he take such a hideous woman out on his boat with him?

>leading after 5
I want to have hope

>hideous woman
lmao have sex virgin. its his wife. he's a good christian boy and married his high school sweet heart. unlike you boston degenerates who fuck any old heroin addict from roxbury high who snuck into a bar in southie

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as specific as you are misinformed. fight me in allston

do red sox fans think about didi sometimes

lol funny you pick that neighborhood, i lived there right off comm ave in college

idk that is funny

not as much as your sisters softball butt

same but harvard ave for me what a shithole

The Yankees could trade a pair of promising youngsters to bring starting pitching help to the Bronx

GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GIO

GIO
it is a shithole, especially the fucking green line. i moved back to new york right after college and im so much happier

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GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OWNER OF FENWAY PARK

saLLLLLLLLLLe

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these are the epic yankee game threads post I have been missing

why do you take Yea Forums so seriously?

Buddy that is not a fantastic looking girl, that is average at best with a slightly above average body that will be shit by the time she is 38

4chins is srs business

what if she just makes him happy

lmao Yankee fans take posts on Yea Forums seriously

LMFAO BOGAERTS

we weren't talking about personality

X gonna get an E

this. shes not bad looking. love is hard to come by annd if he actually loves her i respect it. jeter has dated a billion models and im sure he hasnt had love like the love luke has for his high school gf/wife

Of all the women in the world, what percentage are fantastic looking?

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>what if she just makes him happy
then he should raise his standards

25%

yankees suck lol

you suck

dangerously based post

sale got his money and went to shit

he went to shit last year

say that to me and my bros face bro

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move sale to the bullpen

Let's do this

ok this start has been fun but its time to pull german

this is going to be the most satisfying win of the series

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yankees suck looooool

>12-4
>2.11 ERA
>shit

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>be yankees
>suck

How lucky is Payton for having his sexual harassment situation handled before #metoo, dodged a real bullet

if they suck but are beating the sox doesnt that mean the sox really suck

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not to mention his HGH scandal getting brushed under the rug because he already announced his retirement

not to mention that whole getting steroids delivered directly to his home thing

that was for his wife, motherfucker. have some respect for her personal health

That inning could have been a lot worse

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX RODRIGUEZ

i can't stand arod. how dare he bed mommy jlo every night

Varietek should be there to put that cake in a-frauds face

Every fucking time it's on ESPN I swear, her'e JLo again and Arod's fucking family

jlo coming to make sure mendoza isnt touching arod under the table

>be millionaire
>buy your husband a cheap $5 grocery store cake for his birthday but dont even personalize it

ok.....this is epic

whew all those hot latinas in the booth

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J-lo still looks fine. A-rod is still a fraud though.

so weird seeing j lo as just a regular person

How fucked up on pills / cocaine is J Lo right now?

Mendoza is falling over herself it’s frankly disgusting

remember last inning when matt v said 'here come the red sox' and then they didnt come

I have more rhythm than Arod.

jesus

Does A-Rod make anyone else cringe or is it just me? He's so fucking cheesy and corny.

FUCK AROD AND FUCK THE YANKEES LOL

>those
>hot latinas
Get some fucking standards

My friend is a body guard in Miami and apparently her and A-rod are coke heads. They do like an eight ball every weekend.

Door dash sucks if anyone was wondering

pass users unite

based

Do you just stop looking up past the tits?

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>Does A-Rod make anyone else cringe or is it just me?
definitely not just you. he's a gigantic faggot, and not even yankee fans can stand him even more

When Mendoza said the cake was falling, I was hoping it was falling out of the booth

he was talking about jlo and her teenage daughters

he literally makes up shit with his long ass rants about his stories with players and he loves talking about "the clubhouse guy" yeah the guy hooking everyone up the roids

He isn't fit for commentary. He doesn't have the voice for it.

Bring back Jon Miller and Joe Morgan.

What's wrong with it user?

BASADO

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i think he was being cheeky and referring to jlo and their children

If I didn't know who he was I would literally think he was gay. He acts faggy as fuck.

Her mouth is s fucking big you think that equates with her gag reflex

darwin is pitching again any1 see

Well somewhat in their defense. They sure aren’t the only ones doing coke in miami

fuck the red sox
take it ease

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Sox will still get the wild card. Would destroy the yanks like last year when it matters. They have no pitching.

based le parrot man

imagine naming a section of your stadium after a one year wonder bust lmfao

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what else would you do being semi-retired latino millionaires

But your people founded New Amsterdam

What annoys me the most of that he doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about most of the time either. Like that time he was on a fucking rant because the red sox didn't bunt a guy to 3rd with no outs.

I knew a guy who use to work security for the Yankees he was pretty high up ex NYPD said A-Rod was a closet faggot

Heroin and Meth are longer lasting and more fun than blow.

>pic from capecod league where he wore the shirt to fuck his host family's daughter
nice try. judges numbers this year are better than dookie betts and he's barely played this year.

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i know a guy who said yankees suck lol

lmao retard

lol

get that fucking nigger off of my team

JACKIE BRADLEY JUNIOR LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO

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The most overrated defender of all time

My friend knew the chief of police in the Bronx and he said A-rod had like multiple lady boys he would fly in from the Islands.

DFA JBJ immediately, not even joking anymore

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LOL

JBJ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Where's the first baseman?

2.8 WAR < 4.5 WAR

OS 4 LIFE!

damn i bet he has long, thick, veiny 10 inch BB/WC that he fucked that white girl every night with, deep and raw and hard, but not before she deepthroated him beforehand, slobbering up and down his shaft while playing with his smoothly shaved balls, until he busts his big, warm, salty loads deep inside her and makes her squeeze it out so he can lick it off of her juicy pussy lips

To be fair it's not just him. Jeter is pretty cringey too.

>still only one out
no its not retards if youre going to commentate the game at least pay attention

>tfw me and my fishface gf go to the sawx game and they get btfo
>tfw my heroin dealah said he cant meet me at sawthie tahnight
>tfw my brotha died in the big dig this aftahnoon

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Doesn't matter, you can't tag out the 1st base coach.

JBJ NEEDS TO BE DFA IMEDIETLEY

>Jackie Nigger Jr

BAHAHAHAHA WHAT A RETARDED NIGGER

Does A-rod have a small penis from steroid use? I wonder if J-lo is ok with that or if she has a bull for periodic moments of lust.

me and my gf on the left (stage right) at the game tonight....hope my sox can get out of this jam!

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>(you)

>played more than double the number of games than judge
>has barely 1.5x his WAR
lol

Yeah that girl has that nasty Irish Boston face. I can’t believe I have to move there for work in a month.

cope

>BB/WC
based

He is though. Why do you think they stopped giving that faggot commercials?

Holy FUCK that girl has some serious milkys

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how is it cope when its mathematically proven that judge is better than dookie butts

2.8 < 4.5

How big is her penis?

I haven’t showered in a day and am pretty ripe

I went to college in boston, it's actually a great town to be a young professional in. young slutty crowd of females, very white city, and a very clean city.

thank god this is a blowout now I can go watch Euphoria at 10!

>kristen bell's face
>triple D boobies
holy fugg an actual 11/10

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wow thanks espn feel like im watching a pirated movie uploaded on youtube

>red sox fans dont understand ratios
go back to roxbury high and stop doing heroin you mook

shes too short to be an 11/10. gotta be 5'10" to be that hot

>Judge is statistically worse
>b-b-b-b-b-but
COOOOOOOOOOOPE

Finally.

Me too but I don’t feel like paying stupid high rent again

did someone break the computer thats controlling the broadcast? why are we stuck with this border

this is actually kino

>hating short stacks
What's it like to be a monumental faggot?

what the fuck am i looking at

no idea where the ball went this is epic

what the fuck is happening with this broadcast

yeah rent is high but I mean I'm paying a similar rent in westchester

BRAVO ESPN

sorry I'm 6' so I dont want to date a migit

>t. 5'11 king of the manlets

im 6'3 and while tall girls are nice, short girls are infinitely more fun in bed

FUCKING KEK

RENT FREE

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lmao that cant be a real quote

>brain banks
Is this another "he dundu nuffin, gud boi" movie?

>not liking long legs
faggot

>when its mathematically proven that judge is better than dookie butts
how many MVPs does judge have again?

>proud of being 6'
6'2 is where it's at

what is wrong with this guy?

>a qualitative award
>somehow makes a player quantitatively better
lmao red sox fans cant even into stats, go back to roxbury high and stop doing heroin

lmao 5'12" manlet thinking he's hot shit

Well I’m in CT now and paying 750 for a 1br. Wish it was close enough to commute to either city and not hate my life

GOOD job jackie

that amazing yankee fielding you guys were bragging about

>doo doo errorius

wtf what part of CT? I was looking in stamford and couldnt find a nice place for less than like 1700 minimum

LOL

holy shit lmao what a shitshow

oh my bad you wanted quantitative statistics?

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>tfw you live 3 blocks from Fenway

wow thanks ESPN for crashing my TV

Hartford area. I want to get out of insurance business so ny or Boston are really only options. If you’re going to live in Stamford you’ll pay high rent and not get the perks of living in one of the Burroughs. You’re better off in jersey

wtf is this real

Lot of money to be made in hedges

his OBP is .400 who cares if he gets a K instead of a pop fly? boomers are so dumb with the K hate. 400 obp is elite

>CT
Fuck this shit hole get me out.

any1 notice entire world moving around devers like some sort of alternative universe for a second like gravity bending kind of

anyone see my boy dever

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>1700 minimum
I live in Stamford and they built so many high rise apartments here all $2200 and up. I have no clue how anyone could afford that.

red sox are a joke

I'm at an insurance firm in westchester. are you switching to finance? what part of the insurance industry are you in?

When was the last time Canada won the Stanley cup anyway?

>I have no clue how anyone could afford that.
its expensive but not bad if you're about 30 and in a real career

Data analytics. Worked for 2 of the large companies in CT. I fucking hated it so I quit and got a job just outside Boston doing the same shit and making more actually

more like smelly sox lol

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you forgetting to qa on dev server and get fired from job

Guns laws really helping California.

Espn broadcasts are trash

Lego Yanks !!!! lets get another run here

Man, that's no happening.

Couldn't be, California is a gun free zone

it would save alot of time if they switched to just using pitching machines

must have been a vampire

Let's hope there's little casualties garlic is patrician

Game hasn't even been 3 hours yet lmao

>Carnivores assaulting garlic with assault weapons of mass destruction
Unbelievable.

little league ballpark

we should've had at least 5 more dingers this series

lol

just red sox things lol

>getting beat 9-4
>yankees suck chants

True, but what I'm getting at is how many of these apartments they built and the crummy ones start at $2200 I think it averages at $2600.

I mean, I guess you can roommate with a girl or maybe get the two bedroom and split, but it seems like there's a bust on these because of how many they built.

>YANKEES SUCK
>YANKEES SUCK

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>based yankees suck chant

lol.

>I guess you can roommate with a girl
Sounds disgusting.

Yeah this Red Sox defense is definitely post season worthy

>canuck talking shit
Choke on syrup cocksucker.

>yankees suck
RENT
FREE

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NANI

Did it with an ugly chick once. We ended up getting drunk and fucking. She was a huge emotionless whore so it never got awkward after. Otherwise I wouldn’t ever recommend.

...

Game's not over.

based
cringe

lmao he did the Naruto run

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ok do something now

Didi has been playing likes he's high in the last two inning's

wish cora put marco in.....

Cmon we need this one folks!!

Why did Boone bring this pitcher in?

Grand salami dubs get

ANOTHER CHANCE FOR THE SOX TO TIE IT UP

COME ON

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JBJ I APOLOGIZE IF YOU JUST DO IT PLEASE

JBJ was ready for the moment

dfa jbj rn

Hey I'd like to just point out again that JBJ strikes out wildly all the time in RBI situations

>unironically watching boreball
lmao do you guys have nothing better to do?

yeah go home you fuckin bums

ffs

Mike made the call

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LET'S GOOOOOOOO
i'm procrastinating super hard right now

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>unironically posting in a game thread for a sport you don't watch
lmao you must REALLY have nothing to do

he'll brag about it tomorrow

I got my wisdom teeth out last Tuesday and told myself I won’t work myself up watching the Yankees lose until I feel better. I found a cool motor sports channel called mavtv in the meantime.

nice blog post faggot, why don't you fucking kill yourself before posting something this fucking stupid next time

It feels like mike is a Mets fan now since he shills for the wilpons so much

eh there buddy why dont you lighten up and have a molson

is he based

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Chapman no !

I had mine taken out tuesday as well lol but mine was rotting out. need 3 fillings also

The '96 and '00 Yankees had that high ERAs?

Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

hold on to your butts bros

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Mets won't trade Noah to us. Bumgarner still in transit talk?

jessica confirmed fucking brain dead. holy shit, engage with a-rod that isn't your pussy

Bumgarner was a no before Noah was

I don’t think she knows the players on the team

I hate you Chapman! I can’t take this

Pretty boy benintendi

Time to shut down Ben Nintendo chappy

>"No charges were filed by the police due to inconsistency in his girlfriend's reports and lack of physical evidence"
>"inconsistency in his girlfriend's reports"

well imagine my shock

owned

>want to watch Yankees baseball and relax
>police come and take my sister to the hospital after my mom and other family members are scared she might harm her kids
>she is showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia after her son told her his dad touched his penis
>don't know what's going to happen to my nephews
>Chapman is pitching and for a moment I'm life is normal

I'm sorry I posted this. I don't have any friends and I'm scared as shit

imagine defending a woman beater because he happens to be on your baseball team

well now it is..
YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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>I don't have any friends and I'm scared as shit
Why? Are you the kid's dad?

Not even giving Chapman the pinga treatment. That was pathetic showing.

ugh fucking hell Chapman

gg sox

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not having this argument, cuck. gg

>GROSSbucci
hmmm

Yea, Yankees won. You suck Boston because you lost.

>mfw 9-4 Yankees vs Red Sox in this seasom

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>season
Fixed.

And with this Yankees win that’s the last piece of relevant baseball the redsox will play when it comes to contending

Enjoy losing in wild card Boston at best and watching daddy taking back his place on the throne after we get trade for two starters at the deadline

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the point here is: the city of Boston sucks, a lot of cucks

Domingo NEEDS to get that belt tonight idgaf

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