On which drugs and steroids is this nigga?

He’s been linving in Europe for 2 years

Quintana's a born at altitude babby, Bernal's a good cyclist who also lives and trains at altitude

cocaine is indigenous to his country

Wut, really? But I guess he is still living in the Alps then, either Italy or Suisse.

Quintana lives at 3200m, how come he doesn't perform like that ,
>inb4 >movistar tactics

You'd be an idiot if you would pass on all the stuff that's about to make it on the WADA list but isn't on there yet

coca tea

I bet you think the Earth is flat and Elvis is still alive, right?

He currently lives and train in Andorra

Andorre iirc.

>t. tour pro
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah okay kid.
>he's in a team whose philosophy is whatever it takes
No, he's in a team whose philosophy is a zero tolerance approach to illegal doping, you fucking idiot.

See this: Also:
>paedophilic asian cartoons
That's a fucking yikes from me. I suggest you seriously reevaluate your life.

he only won because Geraint fucked it up and Froome was injured.

Now I realize that it's Britain, not France or Spain, that is our greatest ally.

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>zero tolerance approach to illegal doping
>legal doping is OK
Based rosbif.

Noice, great landscape, perfect choice.

>, great landscape
It's just a valley in the Pyrénées...

so it's ugly?

Allah is living in Andorra currently

Mountain landscapes... Nothing exceptional if you live in the region. Maybe there's no mountain in bocheland.

>moutain landscapes
that's by definition great landscape

Imagine living in big cities instead, filled with disgusting humans.

All people in cities are overly stressed and aggressive wageslaves and their sociopaths masters who control them.
Nothing good comes out from those big cities.

lads why aren't sherpas dominating the tour de france?

too busy helping westerners take selfies in the himalayas

Aguepanela

I agree. Just move in Tyrol bro.

>foreigners will never experience sugarwater with cheese

Bolivians are necessary

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aguapanela is not that good honestly.

They will rule cycling, until the Gurkhas riders take everything.

>TUEs, where the doping authorities LITERALLY GIVE YOU WRITTEN PERMISSION TO USE A PARTICULAR MEDICINE FOR A PARTICULAR MEDICAL CONDITION, are "doping"!
Come on France, you're better than this.

It's cycling
If you're not an ''''asthmatic'''' on EPO you're doing it wrong

Medium doses of Test, clen and EPO is the bread and butter

In Colombia's case they've invested a fair amount of money in cycling, the government even funded their own pro cycling team for a while.

Altitude is only one thing - it's about having the investment and money in cycling too. Look at Britain, we didn't win anything in cycling (apart from Boardman doing well, I guess) until money started being pumped into the sport.

I used to live in a houseshare with a guy from Bolivia. He used to live in La Paz, the capital, which is the highest capital city in the world, at 3,650 metres above sea level. That's fucking high.

Anyway, he told me how even their cars have problems running because the air is so thin up there, and of course cars need air plus fuel to run. I can't remember exactly what he told me about it, maybe that cars there use more fuel or something to make up for less oxygen being able to provide combustion in the engine. Something like that.

Provide a single shred of evidence that Wiggo or Froome ever took EPO. Oh look, you can't.

This isn't 1995 - 2005 anymore mate. That stuff will appear in a drugs test straight away.

Chris please, the jigs up stop embarrassing yourself

Designer steroids fucker, they also know half life for all drugs and manipulate masking agents

Puro cocaine colombiano, mi amigo.

So you can't produce any evidence just like I said? Pottery.

Yeah and I bet you're the Pope too, right?

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Bolivians are too poor to get a road bike

Imagine believing cyclists dont dope
Imagine caring if cyclists dope

This

Oh man, colombian goverment doesn't give a shit about athletes, most of them have to get funding from charity

Do you believe the Earth is flat too? Do you believe the moon landing was faked? Lmao, enjoy being thick as fuck.

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Ah okay. I just read somewhere that the Colombian government had invested in it. E.g. this, a team sponsored by the Colombian government (granted it wasn't for very long though): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colombia_(cycling_team)

Why do you think Bolivia doesn't have any successful cyclists then when they also have the altitude factor? A Colombian yesterday was saying they think it's because Bolivia has no cycling culture. But then I wonder why that is. Maybe it's because they're a slightly poorer country.

Hmm... Being from a naturally mountainous country can't help out at all..

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>sea level blood doping bad
>altitude blood doping good

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He's just have a malfunction body like Miguel Indurain who won five times the Tour de France, nothing new and nothing to get worried.

>According to the University of Ferrara, who conducted tests on Induráin, his strength came from his body's superior physiology. His blood took 7 litres of oxygen around his body per minute, compared to 3–4 litres for an ordinary person and 5–6 litres for fellow riders. His cardiac output was 50 litres a minute; a fit amateur cyclist's is about 25 litres. Induráin's lung capacity was 7.8 litres, compared to an average of 6 litres.[3] His resting pulse was as low as 28 BPM, compared to an average 60–72 bpm, which meant his heart would be less strained in the tough mountain stages.[30][16] His VO2 max was 88 ml/kg/min; in comparison, Lance Armstrong's was 83.8 ml/kg/min and Greg LeMond's was more than 92 ml/kg/min.

Completely legal

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Being adapted to altitude isn't doping you fucking idiot

why not?

Wow, LeMond's VO2 max was even higher than Big Mig's, pretty impressive.

And it's no surprise that Cheatweak's is the worst, LMAO.

Well they paid bolivar to win our independence from Spain so what gives

Doping means taking banned substances to increase performance. Training and/or living at altitude is not doping. You're not taking any banned substances. It's just a form of training, which changes your body and physiology. Do you think we should ban training too? Surely not. And that's why living at altitude / training at altitude / acclimatising to altitude is not "doping".

These guys are born and live at high altitudes, and because of poverty, get around everywhere on a bike. It's all natural. Just like those starving Kenyans who win every marathon.

>University of Ferrara
lol
>lung capacity was 7.8 litres
>VO2 max was 88 ml/kg/min
fake news. his actual vo2max was 78 but the guys (pics related) who did the testing added ten points because they thought such a mediocre value wasnt fitting for a champion like indurain.

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seething

Did u not see him on the hardest stage of the tour??

Last sentence on History: "citing shortfalls in sponsorship from the Colombian Sports Ministry."

I can't answer that, but for a long time, the bike was seen as a worker's transport, it's common to see farmers traveling on bike in the intermunicipal roads, just recently, with the succes of colombian bikers, biking became a famous sport

>Just like those starving Kenyans who win every marathon.
And bike races too.

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literally would have been on the podium without movistar "tactics" though

This is what I don't like the current state of this sport.

Why the fuck the elite athletes look like a AIDS patient, where did all the glamour go?

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Literally a Colombian Froome, so whatever Froome is on.

Fair enough. I guess that's sort of the same as Britain, it became much more popular after British riders did well at the Olympics and especially the Tour de France.

Hinault was juiced to his eyeballs

Doping is rampant in East Africa. Many people are destitute and see a career in athletics as life changing so they have nothing to lose. Doping control in Kenya is virtually non-existent. It's Russia/Spain/Jamaica tier.

nah. he's not from Baltimore

Well yeah but at least he didn't looked like a cancer patient

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Because going up mountains doesn't require upper body strength - and in fact you want to lose as much unnecessary muscle as possible, because muscle is heavy.

They don't give a fuck about looks, they give a fuck about beating their opponents.

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God DAMN this nigger is repulsive to look at

He's still alive and in perfect condition though, unlike Fignon...

>that bike

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Fignon was a fucking junkie m8

Yes that's my point, it proves that Hinault wasn't a junkie..

No, pic related is beautiful. Hinault's one is old, heavy, and shit. If you gave me a brand new '80s-spec road bike or a brand new 2019-spec road bike, I would of course take the 2019-spec bike every time, as would any cyclist, unless they already have a decent carbon road bike and just want some retro shit for stupid sentimental reasons.

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He won because of the hail

Pic related is Egan Berbal's home town, Zipaquirá. Pretty comfy.

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>MTB junior
or '''junior''' as african footie playes