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Chase Nelson
Shit thread
Zachary Jones
Mason Collins
dubs confirm
where is the new one?
Dylan Gonzalez
Kings 2022
Hunter Campbell
you get what you deserve
James Powell
go team
Easton Peterson
Michael Moore
It is now
Matthew Hernandez
>rags desu
James Bennett
though but fair
John Cox
Thinking about taking the /nap/ pill
Carson Perez
>2019-2020: 82gp 37g 37a 74pts +23
Chase Evans
this is the future liberals want
Sebastian Clark
Bentley Sullivan
>2019-2020: 26gp 2g 8a 10pts -17
Jack Adams
Nathaniel Flores
Charles Harris
>Clean it up wagie or you arent getting your 8 dollars an hour
what do you do /hoc/?????
Jonathan Wilson
Hbk=fag
Lincoln Rivera
John Moore
Kill myself which im planning to do anyways.
Nathan Flores
Jaxson Torres
go knights
Ryan Peterson
go kitties
Alexander Cooper
Penguins desu
Kayden Thomas
Chef Boyardee desu
Zachary Jones
Steely Dan desu
Chase Price
>rangs
John Green
eat your damn onions, /hoc/
Elijah Gomez
Yeah I got a match, your ass and my face
Matthew Myers
seems kinda rude desu
Brody White
open up, mother fucker, you earned this one
Luke Walker
But they're bad for you
Adam Mitchell
Camden James
Imagine being this wrong
Logan Williams
Hunter Cox
G'Day
Charles Gonzalez
They're battered and deep fried. That's as bad as it gets
Brandon Martin
Their chock full of folic acid
and that's real good for Your Colon
SO EAT YOUR DAMN ONIONS
Colton Brown
He said eat your onions, nothing about rings
Benjamin Price
poutine
Aaron Nguyen
quit posting gross shit you niggers
Elijah Torres
He implied it with his attachement
Jayden Carter
Asher Cooper
James Campbell
For me, it’s white people
Cooper Bailey
Owen Lee
howdy
Adrian Price
thank god it's getting cooler
Blake Nelson
Justin Campbell
currently sweating my balls off in my computer chair
Dominic Jenkins
Maybe you should leave it every 12 hours or so
Juan Evans
So, what is /hoc/ watching today
>currently watching MINTWINS @ CHISOX
Dominic Anderson
94494643
Die
Elijah Turner
Evan White
Thinking about moving to Kakkoo, India
Cooper Nelson
Easton Perez
I didnt used to be racist until it became acceptable to hate white people. Now it's just like, ok. If you hate me for no reason ill hate you back. I grew up with minorities that were more well off than me, and had, and still have, the privilege of money that I never had. And one day it seems like a switch was flipped and they started harking about white privilege. When they had more advantages growing up then I did. Sad really.
Jeremiah Kelly
Hockey hair has elite flow lads but it’s too fucking hot to enjoy it
Jackson Myers
Im thinking up ways to kill myself quickly and painlessly. Right now I'm thinking of getting drunk and laying down on some train tracks right before a huge freighter comes by. But i dont want to put that burden of guilt or legal consequences on the poor driver.
Tyler Thompson
Imagine living outside of the blue area
Jacob Johnson
Come to the bar lads I’m super slow
Isaac King
This remins me, they were discussing flat earth on coast to coast am last night, i need to download it.
Ethan Taylor
that's upsetting..
redbelter, here
it's not so bad once the season gets started
Hunter Perez
any specials today?
Hudson Johnson
imagine living in the yellow area.... damn...
Parker Torres
going to the bed now
Ryder Garcia
please say you at least have a fry cook for rings
Aaron Perez
Na
I hand make each onion ring
Ian Powell
Surely youll get the sunday night crowd soon
Cameron Johnson
best way to do it... I advised against using your feet
Leo Howard
Christopher Wilson
Yeah I got regulars that show up around 6 every night and stay til close
Lincoln Butler
go knights
Jose Powell
Just like hockey the bar isn’t for gays, blacks or Jews FYI lads
Daniel Hughes
I'm gay myself btw if that matters
Aaron Rodriguez
No entry m8
Landon Torres
How do I get a job as a bartender?
Dominic Wood
But you're already there working?
Kayden Gray
What you have to undderasyanfd more thats s noso sooao hock ye e e e e e Laine be. Laine e. :)():):):):):):). M...... Jets sa sa sa s s. ........ > 57 I've said my pics. You're weak you're outta control..m.m mebenarensmsmt blah blah ....... SHIUT THE FUCJK VU P
Jordan Long
We have enough right now but Sarah is probably leaving
Aiden Allen
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Michael Evans
>pots full of donut oil
make tempura rings
Juan Clark
>battered
Ian Martin
oh, okay
Luke Lee
where is Sarah going?
Samuel Diaz
>cuck your goalie who had a great season by giving his backup every single playoff start
>expect him to just forget and be your top goalie again
Do the >lames really expect this to work? I don't understand the decision making here.
Jack Bennett
Where is the /hoc/ bar, lads?
I have a powerful thirst
Nicholas Parker
>Sammy's grammy made him delete the post
Kek
Bentley Perry
I was speaking generally
Noah Rogers
What’s the best way to watch hockey for someone that has never watched before? Also is Carolina good?
Benjamin Wilson
Sorry lad
Letting her go I think she keeps calling off
Be a good looking stallion like myself
Landon Torres
by fucking off
Lincoln Brown
watch it on your phone like a chad
Jaxson Reed
Canes are fine, made it to second round of the p/o last year
Best way is probably alone or few people around, with your favorite beverage and some onion rings, and bag of DUDE
>they way I do it, lad
Christian Cruz
Watch Cocktail 25 times
Daniel Wright
It's not about the shitty fucking bar food. IM . BEING . ATTACKED. Me existing is eternal war and i know everytime I get banned, I pull out an old phone and come back, and bitch relentlessly about inane shit that no one reads. Not even me as I type it. Is it a cry for help? No. I'm not crying. I'm sober. I haven't cried while sober since...... Thursday? I think. I was high yesterday afternoon and I did cry for a bit. But I'm not sure if they were related. I di
Grayson Phillips
who is /ourguys/
Christopher Clark
Neither. Fuck baseball
Owen Watson
>posting disgusting fried foods
you guys are /fit/ right?
Nathan Gomez
Yes, Satan
but I can't speak for the lot of us
Justin Clark
The flames made the playoffs?
Nathan Parker
Xavier King
Smith was playing hot at the end of the season so he played the playoffs. there wasn't really an established starter/backup role between Rittich and Smith. Smith played 42 games in the regular season, Rittich played 45. The idea now is to make Rittich the starter and have Talbot play backup
Aiden Nguyen
It was such a meme playoffs i forget sometimes.
Ayden Stewart
Why are you willing g a a a. A man sjsu just all he's sooao doing is his frog gkickciks
I'm vampire . Hows the ice in my castle?!
Hunter Thompson
yeah and next year we will have the cup
Adrian Turner
It's a shame how badly the oilers fucked Talbot up.
Jose White
I kinda wish we could see another Stan Lee with all the first seed bouncing out again, that shit was bananas
>image related
Ryan Anderson
The Rangers will be making big moves in the next 72 hours. Trades or buyouts. It's going down soon.
Mason Rivera
I think he's happy to get a fresh start. Same with Lucic. I hope they both work out well
Noah Bell
whos this fluid druid
Carter Flores
Nathaniel Lee
Provide one (1) valid reason why the Edmongolia Soilers should continue to exist
Lucas Adams
Fuck off, Ray
Zachary Murphy
Jordan Ramirez
because we need 2 Alberta teams at all times
Cameron Smith
Lucic can't play anymore. The game is way too fast for him.
Angel Robinson
If they didn't McMeme might end up somewhere he's happy
You don't want that, do you?
Dominic King
part of their new arena deal the city of Edmonton made included a 35 year lease to the NHL, so if they do move it will be in the 2050s
Jacob Johnson
what's wrong with a NHL team in Edmonton?
where do you want to put them??
Indiana? Portland, OR?
those are stupid answers, You're stupid...
Jordan Howard
I hope he has a comeback year but I agree he's slow. At least it will be nice to have a proper fighter in the lineup to take the pressure off Tkachuk and Bennett.
Lucas Brown
Why doesn't Monahan fight? He seems like he could throw down. He's got size at least.
Jordan Kelly
Who the fuck would bother fighting milan lucic in 2019-20
Connor Collins
might get a Fiver artist to draw me some OC anime hockey girls and then post them on here pretending it's my own and collecting sweet (you)s
Cooper Ramirez
Justin Howard
You’re banned from the bar
Benjamin Thomas
Michael Morgan
Haha. Bye bye :) love you babes
Waste of money. Bad content. Those aside, you're a fucking liar. Slit your throat you fucking dog
Thomas Sanchez
good question. I haven't seen him fight ever
Nolan Harris
Saskatchewan, New Brunswick or Nova Scotia.
Alexander King
I hope this blinkie faggot drowns in an underground sewer system composed entirely of flushed cum rags
Aaron Bell
do it
Parker Powell
based
Dominic Hall
Are the fucking time in the Universe, and you still got it wrong...
Angel Ross
tripping balls guy is like family at this point
Hunter Jenkins
Just stop already
Anthony Watson
Yeah your gay retarded cousin
Carson Ross
>Jim Lahey won't be there
Adam Kelly
Juan Taylor
They're really milking it dry aren't they
Josiah Morgan
yeah but he's OUR gay retarded cousin
Oliver Taylor
lahey is deD
Wyatt Garcia
can't say I blame them
Colton Butler
He was doing tours like a month after he died.
Its like ok i bet a good part of the show is telling lahey stories but are they really that hard up for cash.
Caleb James
Randy has gay sex with his gay retarded cousin
Justin Powell
stop lookin at it
Hudson Fisher
John Lee
you know, it's been years since I binge watched the TPB
>might be about time
Cooper Robinson
They must be hard up for cash because I don't think many big acts perform in Ringle Wisconsin.
Zachary Baker
Owen Wilson
Sebastian Campbell
That’s how I watch football, so it’s all good
Justin Rodriguez
Austin Brooks
Ryder Rogers
*dabs*
Hunter White
Jason James
Fuck beaverrs
Fuck Randy
Fuck you.
AND FUCK THE COCKSUCKING MORONS THAT SPAM THE SAME THREE TPB GIFS EVERY THREAD. THEYRE LITERALLY ALL THE SAME SHOT WITH DEGRADING QUALITY. QUIT RUINING MY FUCKING EVENINGS
Lincoln Sanders
I think it's past your bedtime, dabbing Norge
William Bailey
Chase Perry
I thought you left Sam
Asher Martin
Jayden Richardson
>rags
Easton White
Ethan Miller
the first 3 posters to reply to this will get custom hockey anime from Fiverr with the NHL team of their choice. I'm hiring the cheap artists so it will probably be very shitty btw
Juan Cruz
>rags
>hasb
>canes
Owen Mitchell
I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out if I haven't left yet. If I haven't left yet then what are the odds now. Nothing changes.
Samuel Morgan
Twins absolutely clobbered the White Sox all series
Dylan Flores
Simple isles edit on her
Lincoln Brown
Tfw you clean you're apartment
Brayden Wood
Misato Katsuragi
Las Vegas Golden Knights
Nolan Green
>tWins
Brayden Richardson
pick 1? I'm not doing 3 separate orders for you
isles it is
ok lol
Chase Roberts
hasb
Isaiah Brown
*your
Wyatt Baker
Samuel, please
calm down
have a juice box and think things through
Ethan Cox
Ok the Fiverr order for shitty hockey anime will be Habs, Isles, and Knights. I will post them when I get them. could be a few days
Logan Murphy
Based.
Thanks bud.
Dominic Hughes
Don't fucking reply to me. I hate you
Jason Watson
They probably base their tours where netflix shows the most viewers
Sebastian Johnson
>habs
>isles
>knights
this is the Trinity for shitty hockey anime
thinking about scripting a Yea Forums show for this, depending on how the artwork comes out
Justin Turner
I know, sweetums, just don't hurt yourself
think of your family
>/hoc/, I mean
Jose Johnson
You're far too young to be this angry
Gavin Green
No you are
Logan Foster
I'm thinking alright thinking it's coffee time haha so so SO thirsty...... OP. KEURIGS ON... DING*. Made a coffee before I even thought to make this post I'm so thirsty yum yum yum . Want to see me drink this coffee want to see me do it again???
Parker Lee
i'll just have a cup of decaf
>i don't like to get hyper this early in the day hehe
Jonathan Reed
Sam is my tag team partner and you’re all getting worked
Carson Lee
Popular /hoc/ Myths and Legends
>Theodore and his Girthy Member(counts as two)
>Samuel
>kippers
>Shannon
>Tripping Balls Guy
am I missing anyone?
Ryan Adams
no I don' fuck off
Joseph Fisher
don't forget bracketnon
Luis Lee
I think I will if it's all the same to you
Benjamin Bennett
bracket is a cool dude. he's so cool I'd let him fuck my sister
Colton Rodriguez
Sweetie...
Kevin Lee
Bracketnon IS my sister, and I let him fuck Me
Levi Parker
I doubt he'd be interested unless she's north of 200 pounds
Benjamin Russell
me
Joshua Rodriguez
Popular /hoc/ Myths and Legends
>Theodore and his Girthy Member(counts as two)
>Samuel
>kippers
>Shannon
>Tripping Balls Guy
>bracketnon
>36 Chambers(whoever that is)
>me(all lower case, unless we get an update)
I'm gonna file this at the /hoc/ HQ
>where is the HQ
Anthony Perez
I'm not a myth. IM HIGH FLYING PROFILING STYLING LIMOUSINE RIDING NATURE BOY RIC FLAI R WOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOO
WOOOOOO
Christopher Wright
SOON
Ryder Anderson
thread theme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz4lNuBZuXU
Jason Clark
Juan Gutierrez
Winnipeg of course
Julian Reyes
Robert Brown
based
Jaxon Cooper
Hal > Will > Pete > Sam > Ted > bracketfag > Randy
Benjamin Powell
im too high for this shit right now
Gabriel Morgan
I think the whole fo Manitoba might disagree, but I put on my preliminary List for next Quarter
I need your application, just mail the certificates to the HQ
>i think the HQ is still being built
Charles Roberts
>hq
/hoc/ island retard
Joseph Stewart
Hal > Will > Pete > Ted > Randy > Sam > bracketfag > Ed
Asher Taylor
/hoc/ island is fucked and so are you
>this post has been brought to you in part by: the Mountain Chads
Dominic Ramirez
PRELIMINARY LIST OF MYTHS
>Winnipeg
>hoc island and mountain
never been there, never met anyone from there
>all three of them
Ethan Thompson
Hq is in my garden shed that I've never hung anything in
Kevin Cooper
watched avengers
Jaxson Butler
If you think I give a fraction of a fuck you're misguided. Someone meet me at the beach next weekend. If you can drown me you can keep all my stuff
Joseph Walker
sunday? more like get-stoned-day hah ha haha
Logan Lopez
ill be there with bells on bitch
Austin Fisher
that sound fine
we'll move in a desk and laptop, wifi and printer
hire a secretary(make sure she's hot AND celibate)
and I guess we should have a office opening party, I get some cake and onion rings, beer, some Dude
Parker Clark
Who wants Cake??
Aaron Rivera
How is 2012?
Henry Cox
oh shit, right here dawg
Jason Hall
FUCK CAKE
FUCK AVENGERS
Jose Parker
2012-mid2014 were literally the best of times
anyway, i'm talking about the new avengers
Liam Anderson
Mountain Chad here, presently laughing from the summit and pissing onto the homo island
Gabriel Myers
Every day
Parker Gonzalez
just cracked open a mountain dew core red
Liam Nguyen
Mountain Chad here, presently laughing from the summit and pissing onto the homo island
Alexander Howard
Mountain Chad here, presently laughing from the summit and pissing onto the homo island
Oliver Ramirez
what's the best Riff Raff track according to /hoc/
Samuel Young
STICKSHIFTS AND SAFETYBELTS
BUCKET SEATS HAVE ALL GOT TO GO
Cameron Allen
Nobody wants your cumrag and PS3 pal
Hudson Sanders
Anytime he is with 3loco but its still pretty bad desu
Liam Price
OK, that's two(2) pieces of cake
I'm afraid it's just a shutterstock image, but here you are..
Cooper Cox
lava glaciers
Camden Wright
whoops.. hehe
Levi Powell
Best part of being on the mountain Is oppressing the poor brown "people" on the island
Daniel Moore
Air Canada
Elijah Taylor
3loco was elite
Carson Gutierrez
larry bird freestyle
Thomas Perry
island vs mountain bo7 series
winner annexes the loser
Carter Campbell
I miss seeing Alex Jones in my twitter feed
Jordan Carter
MEMO FROM: The Commandant, /hoc/ Mountain
REGARDING: Security
Please do not give details about the location or operations on the Mountain. Operational security is an absolute basic standard, and the Ski Patrol considers it high treason if you divulge secrets. I must give warning, the Ski Patrol will shoot you on sight if you divulge details and get on their "Shit List".
Remember to always have your security badge on display when in public, and HAVE FUN ON THE MOUNTAIN!!!
The Commandant
Christopher Stewart
Don't talk about riff raff here. Just don't fucking do it. I'm serious. Or I'll kill myself. I'll drive head-on right into a fucking rock truck.
Jace Evans
Bust that bp open
Ian Wood
Ski patrol = incels
John Walker
business idea: /hoc/ space station
Hunter Perry
business idea: /hoc/ sealab
Sebastian Davis
Incels with guns so watch yourself pal
Camden Allen
Shant, mountain is already in place
Aiden White
nhl.com
IT'S ON BITCH
see your sorry ass January 6th
Blake Young
island cucklets gonna get styled on
Owen Mitchell
Captain Murphy would do.... unspeakable things to anyone that tried to overrun Sealab
>fair warning
Nolan Adams
whats your favourite Riff Raff song?
Carson Taylor
>living in the past, like island shitters
Josiah Bell
Sebastian Brooks
and again on Feb 19
Jack Perry
the mountain is the based future. we will no longer determine things by rolling dubs. we will make our decisions with trips and quads at least
Henry Hall
dubs are the Truth, heretic
Owen Bailey
Mountain Chads disavow bing bing wahoos
Jonathan Miller
business idea: mountain and island each make a fantasy team. season winner gets control of the loser
Nolan Rodriguez
End Game was tight
I can't wait for Disne!spny.com+ to open up shop so I can binge the whole the MCU
try to get done with that before the season starts
Jose Long
dubs come way too easily. look at this
Jason Thomas
then it is but a Little Truth
>but surely is
Samuel King
*dabs
Zachary Reed
that time I was just testing you to see if you were paying attention. this time I will actually roll dubs
Blake Morris
PRAISE BE TO MARDUK
SLAYER OF TIAMAT
SON OF EA
Connor Wright
>mountain /cric/roaches can't even get dubs
Meanwhile, /hoc/ island was founded on repeating integers
Gavin Ross
hah ha haha got you again retards! no more kidding around tho this time I will actually roll dubs
Wyatt Wright
Christian Price
sad and grimpilled
Benjamin King
>3 misses in a row
maybe it's time to think about retirement gents
Eli Taylor
how did you do it twice you fuggin retard this is bogus
Josiah Stewart
started watching veronica mars
Oliver Barnes
Julian Johnson
does /hoc/ want the mustache on or off?
Camden Phillips
For me, it's a hockey related cabin in the woods
Liam Walker
what is your perception of it?
Andrew Walker
>to bad...
Carson Martin
just shave the sides off, keep the bit in the middle
Jayden Thomas
these digits mean I'm better than you
Parker Russell
Woah
Luke Peterson
Question; will the Argonauts remain winless after week eight?
Juan Sanchez
are u a pretty goth girl with big titties? want to be my girlfriend?
Noah Kelly
post fem penis
Connor Rogers
i'm about six eps in
it's dated, but the writing is pretty decent. kristen bell is cute.
Gabriel Allen
>the absolute city of Boston
James Lewis
well they couldn't manage to get a single point against the Eskimos and they are playing the Blue Bombers next, I would say 99.99% yes
Kevin Hughes
I want to ___ Kristen Bell
Adrian Young
ring
Benjamin Sanders
>have a quiet cup of coffee with
she must be a fascinating person
Andrew Green
onion ring a bell
Christian Williams
We regret to inform you that the fryer is currently down for maintenance.
Adam Howard
WHERE ARE THE TRADES
GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYY
Jaxson Lewis
No
I'm not gay I've only wore panties like 6 times in my life. For now im just window shopping
Owen Diaz
Alexander Smith
Isaac Gomez
stop hogging all the digits you ass
Jose Watson
Eli Stewart
Just bought some dude lads
Tyler Bell
Rent a car from
Blake Ross
Camden Garcia
what's coming up next for the Ausie and Peeland leagues?
>I'm thirsty
Angel Bell
stinger absolutely bleeeeooown the fuck out by gnash and chance
Jose Nguyen
How much did he cost?
Jeremiah Parker
Filthy rat jewess
Jaxon Reed
Bentley Cox
Playoffs soon
Brayden Rogers
oh shit, was today the last day of reg season?
Gabriel Russell
>southern hemisphere hockey
Eww...
Sebastian Stewart
Not sure but I remember the cup final was at the beginning of September last year so I think the regular season is coming to an end soon
Noah Cruz
better than no hockey at all
Jaxson Morales
flames neal
Angel Campbell
Not anymore
Ayden Mitchell
now he's James Oil
Eli Peterson
Flames Kneel
Elijah Anderson
not having a backup fryer is against US constitution
Nicholas Jackson
Lames Neal
Isaiah Morgan
>James Oil
Daniel Jenkins
Grayson Thompson
Typical low class Alberta post
Mason Hughes
Is this why fins mouth is always open?
Jonathan Lee
>nucks
>fans
Ha!
Liam Hughes
I gotta be true to myself user
Alexander Johnson
>being so sunbelt you’re below the equator
grim grim grim things here lads
Adrian Martin
Smoking a joint in honor of 50years of Woodstock
Daniel Davis
like i need an excuse to, but
shall join you
Noah Hall
blaze that shit up nigga
Ayden Cruz
Drugs are bad, mkay.
Christian Reed
so sale got his money and decided to just half ass it didn't he
Aaron Long
just stopped by this thread because I heard you guys were handing out dubs
Josiah Bailey
sorry we are all out
Levi Wilson
>spend two weeks above arctic circle
>skin is now african american brown
fucking sun mane
Caleb Garcia
Here (you) go la
Owen Jenkins
post season starts after the August games
>I need to see more ice dammit
Cooper Ortiz
>boreball
No
Ryan Bell
Connor Wood
summer reminder Tavares is overrated shit
Christopher Wright
Logan Russell
how come your prime minister doesnt legalize weed bro?
Jose Young
Dude
Xavier Price
>Dood
James Johnson
Dewd
Kevin Reyes
Its not fair /hoc/ bros. Why cant my cities team and owners with their antifa libtard fanbase relocate so I can finally have a real /hoc/ franchise here in my city again.
Justin Ramirez
Adrian Jenkins
>Antifa
>Libtards
Landon Diaz
Um user
Cameron Foster
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Tyler Stewart
Xavier Gutierrez
I want the Phanatic and Gritty to duke it out on the ice at the Spectrum
>it's the only way
Ethan Hall
Aside from fucking off. Id say this franchise should move to SF because they'd fit so well with the politics, corruption, and full of themselves to self fart smelling levels.
Asher Ortiz
antifa libtards aren't the reason you guys haven't had a decent goaler in 30 years
If you guys ruin Hart, its your own fault. That kid has potential
Jaxson Hughes
Golden Seals, 21st Century
they'll loving it so much it'll be a sex crime
Jordan Young
San Fran already has a orange and black team tho in the Giants. But can agree the Flyers would fit that system like bread on Butter, and that way Philfags can be converted of their /hoc/ religion to the glories of Pens Catholicism like the fucking crusade purge it needs.
Andrew Walker
you need to show your work
What teams would have to move to what Division, and why?
Evan Harris
Harts gonna either get ruined/exposed as a fraud, or gets traded for cash consideration and a couple of 34 year old shooters because Fletcher/Flyers culture.
Aiden Brown
so what happened to the old battery throwing, santa booing flylels fans?
David Stewart
Imagine believing this
Joseph Myers
Chicago moves to the East, and Phillty is left without a hoc team except the devils or pens to root for. Anything is a better fate than a franchise ran by cable jews who's goal is to convert the rednecks into antifa söyboys.
Jaxson Campbell
>rags
Grayson Davis
Died from liver failure
Mason Harris
nice, i like a simple plan
File this down at the HQ
Josiah James
Helps reignite the Red wings/Blackhawks rivalry back to reality.
Angel Edwards
WOO
Kayden Smith
bruh
um, hi, Seals were an OAKLAND team, ok, not sf
>they'll loving it so much it'll be a sex crime
b a s e d
Isaiah Campbell
>the cabal of the 5 jew bankers
Dominic Martinez
>this retarded philthy fag complaining every thread
Evan Martinez
Doesn't help that most Flyers fans are so full of söy, that it makes the drunken retards they used to have look badass based in comparison. Gritty is the ultimate left wing tool to bring the leftest antifa masses into watching sports. Least the Phantic is based enough to trick girls into showing their boobs.
Nolan Brown
Wong Hawks rivalry has always been on low simmer
but I know what yer saying over there
Joshua Hernandez
>This retard doesn't know its a intentional forced meme
Angel Long
I think he might be a falseflagger. probably a penguins fan
Ian Anderson
Go to games and start pro trump chants.
Brayden Lee
i want to know who the creator of these Philly mascots are. I'm not saying the Phanatic and Gritty aren't successful, but fuck, who thinks up these random ass creatures for mascots for Philly?
I want some of their drugs
Brody Williams
I mean Philly does have world class heroin
Jayden Parker
GIVE'EM HELL
LOCK 'ER UP
BUILD THAT WALL
SHIT MY PANTS
WHERE'S MY MEDS!!
Ayden Davis
Fletcher=jew Holmgren=jew Dave Scott=jew
Shabel= Weinsburg= jew Snider=dead jew
Aiden Jones
HAVE SEX
Angel Stewart
what do you guys think life will be like after the fall of civilization as we know it???
>will the Queen ever die??
Leo Morris
ANSWER THE MAN
Liam Perez
Philly is a world class of mediocrity, and known for being an Antifa breeding ground.
Connor Parker
Sorry Finland don't think it's in the cards for me
Adam Nguyen
You know its bad that even retarded Yinzers like Tree are actually close to showing a form of pity towards Philthy /hoc/ on how bad things are over there.
Asher Morales
I bet Sam is hiding those two kids.
Ethan Wright
Ye of little faith,
Christian Cooper
stop hogging all the digits guy
Bentley Diaz
This rate Philly is rather off being converted into being retarded drunk Yinzers than being söy drinking Antifa anarchists
Luke Morales
THERE YOU GUY, BUDDY
you're a big boy today, aren't you?
Logan Jones
I fucking hate the flyers with every fiber in my soul
Cameron Lewis
You know you franchise is not even a real /hoc/ team anymore when all the news is just Gritty doing random things.
Least the Phanatic turned a shitty Phillies team around to a extent to a world series winning team in the 1980s.
Brayden Sanders
We all do, and most of us wish they remain this way in mediocrity hell for eternally as divine punishment while Gritty is the Cerberus keeping the gate close of any cup wins.
David Morales
proceeds to be thrown out of the building for life and then stabbed by the many söy drinkers and poor blacks on the way out.
Bentley Green
Mom is in the hospital, getting worked up for a possible cancer diagnosis
Kinda scary, lads. I feel like I haven't done enough to make her proud
Benjamin Watson
Imagine gritty lifting the cup. It would be the end of hockey
Tyler Butler
There's still time
Brayden Cox
you havent
Camden Lopez
do you watch anime? this will let you know how she feels about you
Matthew Wilson
firing up the train simulator
Gavin Martin
cancer schmancer
Mason Powell
Firing up the sex simulator
Cooper Peterson
What loco you driving?
Anthony Reed
No but my sister dressed up as sailor moon for her wedding
Her husband dressed like tuxedo mask
Adam Carter
okay now this is based
Cameron Scott
get hype
youtube.com
Juan Bell
your mom should have drowned her in the bath tub
Hudson Nguyen
Tell her it will be huomenta.
Henry Sullivan
Firing up the mental breakdown simulator (going through all the Snapchats I sent myself this afternoon)
Chase Harris
Damn user's sister looks like THAT??
Dominic Bennett
Never happening bro because /hoc/ is the only international burger sport that isn't scripted.
Angel Gonzalez
If you guys thought it was bad earlier you're not gonna believe when the oil hits
Kevin Cook
If it ain't scripted then why did Gary fax me next season's script?
Robert Fisher
>he doesnt get Gary's weekly fax
Brayden Campbell
> someone else knows about the devils/islanders ecf
Delete this
Jaxson Jenkins
What script has the antifa liberal shithole of a city's orange pube messiah lifting the cup over his head? You'd have to be too obvious of a bad script writer that even a senile Vince McMahon told you to knock it the fuck off.
Sebastian Peterson
pretty fucking based, lad
Angel Turner
Shut the fuck up about Philadelphia. Christ
Cameron Hall
Yeah, let's talk about Seattle, YEAH!!!
Christopher Long
Is there a food/meal I can safely eat multiple times every single day?
Hudson Hernandez
fucking based
Logan Brooks
Hunter Martinez
Carrots
Jonathan Ward
>Leaf defending the liberal shithole that the entire US hates.
Pottery coming from a Trudeau supporter.
Lincoln King
Warning, large dosages over the span of a year will give you a result such as this.
Nathan Bennett
I'm not your buddy guy. I'm worning you friend
Isaac Barnes
Stay boiling flyover hilbily
Easton Thompson
why don't we just cuddle this out, you and me??
>hmm?
Ethan Davis
Cheer blue vote blue. I'm an alpha Bombers/Jets/Budlight/Conservative party fan. I just simply don't want to talk about a fucking mascot of all things.
If we're gonna be off topic I'm not gonna fucking fight it. Its the end of July. I hoped we would have discussed the U20 summer showcase this weekend and that didn't happen. Is it too much to ask if we're ignoring hockey that we do it outright? I'd take that over faux casual fan interest 8 days a week
>gritty scared kids ECKSDEE
>look what Pk Subbans doing in New Jersey
If you don't like hockey because you don't like it, then fine. But dont come here and shoot the breeze about a fucking mascot and pretend to be one of the guys.
Alexander Murphy
Forgot to add that dairy is out and I want to try low carbs. I’m not necessarily talking about something super healthy, but my diet has become so restrictive that I’ve basically given up on trying to cook something that tastes good.
Isaac Gomez
dont be a pussy
Mason Baker
Gary just told me that the kitties will win the cup this year. They will beat the yotes.
Tyler Taylor
THIS, and thank you to OP
Man up and do some thing your Moms wanted you to do, Sir
>MAN UP
Joseph Parker
Problem is you cant be a hoc fan in a city where all the news and efforts is going to said mascot for easy shekel seat fillers and fighting for an agenda offseason as a way to distract city they are even more fucked as a /hoc/ franchise since Snider died.
Leo Martin
SHOW SOME CLASS
Thomas Baker
are they gonna move to QC after??
Carter Taylor
indica or sativa?
Ryan Hughes
Based leaf
Cameron Gutierrez
So in other news there are philly fans who hate other fans and mascot included all because they want a real /hoc/ team back and not some shekel maker because some cable company cares more about a fucking esport and cash than cups.
Matthew Thompson
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.
Christopher Reed
He wouldn't tell me
Asher Phillips
Go to reddit if you want to blow tripfags
Cameron Baker
He better find an answer to Hartford, QC, KC and Houston
>the Five(5) Jews Bankers are Watching
Brody Carter
This shit right here is what Comcast cares more about and what they used from retarded söyboys as a reward for paying up to get a selfie of Gritty, and not the sport it's represents.
James Barnes
LOOKS LIKE DIGITS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Lincoln Phillips
I'm just a lucky man.
Gavin Ortiz
testing
Carter Collins
>oil country
I don't understand, apparently
Are they actual ice fans... IN HOUSTON???
Jose Green
Hmm. Sounds like you guys just don't deserve a team. Carolina North
Indica
Connor Morales
sprint off a cliff you filthy phone poster
Juan Lopez
>dubs are not a given, they a gift from the heavens above
>show your respect
Gavin Rodriguez
Jose Butler
>rags
Aaron Bennett
Jealousy is an ugly color on you
Dominic Richardson
Jealousy is an ugly color on you leaf
Carter Martinez
Life’s a party and I’m the dj
David Martin
I bet many /hoc/ posters have died this way
Christian Lee
Oh we deserve a team, a real hoc team that makes a eventual relocated yotes team's city proud to have. Then again you are a leaf who probably just hates the Flyers like most people. Prob a Habs or Leafs fan you are.
Ryder Evans
Samuel Scott
Did you know that the prophet mohommed married a 6 year old but wait until she was 9 to bang?
Levi Evans
Truly a man of culture
Colton Gomez
Caleb Miller
Anybody wanna do teasers Thursday?
Bentley Thompson
Did you know that a mascot is all what a team has as way to get easy mons from retards to go to games just to pay 20 dollars for a selfie?
Connor Fisher
digit getting status : standby
Dominic Thompson
N
Luis Robinson
huh?
Joshua Gray
Obsessed and seething
Luis Clark
Landon Jackson
I have the next thread ready to go
Samuel Fisher
What is teasers
Isaac Jones
better be timely
Justin Foster
I BELIEVE IN YOU, OP
Owen Reed
strip club
Andrew Cruz
Owen Cooper
I have faith in this new thread.
Wyatt Morgan
Good job cuck
Jason Cooper
got a very good post for the thread after the next thread
Nolan Rodriguez
annnnnd in the ennnnnnnd
the loooooove you taaaaaake
is equal to the loooooooove
>youuuuuuuu maaaaaaaaaaake
best musical moment in history
based beatles
Isaac Walker
Daniel Hill
canada sucks balls
Samuel Gomez
Oliver Jenkins
pucks, ass wipe
>pucks
Anthony Ramirez
Guys I got a glimpse of the new thread, its amazing.
Logan Jackson
What's your favorite foreign movie, /hoc/??
Luis Wright
i've got the new thread typed up and ready to go at 500
Justin Allen
Don't let us down, OP
Ryder Thomas
For me, it's Colorado Avalanche legend Teemu Selanne
Anthony Turner
>thread goes from 0-100 quick
>thread hangs around for 18 hours
>400-490 goes instantly
>another hour for the new thread
Get it together you fucking jabroni smarks
Gabriel Jackson
Better not be two or I'm going to flip out
Joseph Hall
Warren Jeffs' brother was building a commune near my town. The citizens were obviously upset that the city signed off on the permits, now that well have to deal with sex trafficking and young kids leaving the cult and shit
The city finally sent a cease and desist letter because they messed with the surrounding wetlands too much lol
Jaxson Fisher
Don't tell me what to do
I'll get the fucking rake, I swear
Carson Diaz
Guys stop posting the new thread is full of anthrax
Liam Ortiz
Jose Jenkins
Get a clue
Lose weight
Gain height
Have sex
>rags
Justin Myers
> not Mark Recchi
>Fucking up this badly
Nathan Martin
>the end of time is coming
Jack Price
Playing some Be a GM mode right now lads
Carter Hall
Kevin Gonzalez
i unironically had to do this once when i waged at mcdonalds, did get a free meal out of it tho
wasn't as bad as that obvi but there was shit splattered on the wall behind the toilet
Ryan Allen
Brandon Russell
duck and rag it
Christopher Anderson
>Falling for an obvious falseflagger posting forced memes
yikes
Christopher Baker
new thread in the catalog ready to go
Luis Morris
Fuck Hal
Luke Young
>early and therefore false
Gavin Morgan
Inconsistent reminder /hoc/ is a Nick Gage and Hana Kimura general
Austin Thomas
and fuck Randy
Hunter Ward
end of thread reminder /hoc/ mountain is for chads while /hoc/ island is for virgins
Charles Reed
Get some dubs for once and I'll consider it
Christopher Carter
ummmm you said you had it wtf
Owen Bailey
A lot of people go to games for the experience at the stadium. Makes kids happy whereas they would've been bored a generation ago
Kevin Price
I'M GONNA FUCKING SAY IT
Logan White
Adam Jenkins
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Noah Hughes
WHERE IS IT
Xavier Morgan
Fuck the kids
Jackson Garcia
IM GOING TO START TRHOWING THINGS
Andrew King
Aaron Torres
POST IT NOW
Adam Nguyen
Idiots
Liam Cox
really worried now
Adrian Martin
Owen Allen
2 for 2
Nathaniel Hill
As /hoc/a captain I am proud to go down with this thread
Adam Howard
Isaac Gutierrez
GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Blake Gutierrez
Where is it
Mason King
Mason Taylor
I'm still not allowed to make threads. What the fuck am I uspposed to do. You guys gotta do it
Jace Hernandez
>letting /hoc / die
I like it
Benjamin Gray
...
Jace Mitchell
let's get this bad boy to 600