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BAM BAM MOTHERFUCKER

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Imagine STILL being a fan of Min after that atrocious performance. He 100% got turboflushed by Dustin. The UFC knew this which is why they gave him a corpse to beat up. If Min came out against anyone else like that he would be lying dead on the floor inside 2 rounds.
Imagine being such a bum your skill level is literally completely negated when you go up against someone your own height. Min is a cut and heightbabby bully and the instant he fights someone his own size he gets knocked about the cage like a fucking ping pong ball.
Max is the FW GOAT? Yeah, Gayest of all Time.
Gooby FW Greatest of all Time.

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who?

Docky?

i was inefficient with my energy

Fpbp ( First post blessed post )

piss cyborg

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it is what fucking is bitch
the best is blessed, deal with it

I was referring to current UFC Featherweight """""""""""""Champ"""""""""""", Minimum Smalloway

I want to have sex with and be in a loving relationship with Rose. :)

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Yoel vs Natty Paulo will come down to who can cycle the roids best

>Going with natty yoel

yuck

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for me, its pride rules

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Holloway is taller than poirier
>t. Manlet

shes already taken

man if they adopted pride rules into UFC it would bring a glorious end to the wrestle faggotry that we are played with

rizin was based. jason herzog GOAT ref. makes me want to ragdoll a korean slut

All of you people posting 'manlet' are really tragically, transparently and epically insecure

t. 5'11" and 3/4

>not using a proper cage

What is this shit

>3/4
Nice to tell us the dimensions of your dick you faggot

Yeah, by me.

Why cant we get a promotion that allows soccer kicks and elbows? Why does the ufc hold onto dumb rules after theyve been legalized for years?

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Can someone unironically tell me whether Japs and Koreans hate each other?

U mean plagued

>Tell that to Rose's snapped neck

Wrestling was more dominant because you could just hold someone in side control or behind the guard and headbutt the shit out of them and break their jaw

>Yair Rodriguez vs. Jeremy Stephens headlines Mexico City card

Whenever I heard about a fight like this I'm sick to my stomach. A aerodynamic quadruple backflipping ninja with a gazillion weapons in his artillery against ''Average Joe the striker's chance''

They did this same shit with that little faggot Seon O'faggy where they kept giving his stiff one dimensional striker.

They're doing the same shit with Johnny walker right now too.

The UFC is so desperate.

3/4 of a foot homie :*

there is no reason you shouldn't be able to do this

Also kneeling someone in the head on the ground in side control is a very potent attack

If you were given a year to train, do you think you could take on Gabi?

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the ring is for intellectuals

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TĆᎥty ŴiŇs Tħe rᵉm𝓪Tᑕ

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How is WMMA good in Rizin? What is the difference that makes UFC women so horrendous to watch?

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how don't niggas fall out

They take more testosterone.

Ill slap the shit out of that bitch off the couch only a pussy ass bitch like u needs a year

Biting should be allowed so something exciting can happen on the ground

They do and it's kino
youtube.com/watch?v=6Xzd36WlW0k

Probably not
My ground game is 0
Stand up i might have a chance after a year

ufc fucking sucks. only the top 3 guys in the division matter, everyone else is a can, and it's sanitized of any fun whatsoever. god forbid you enjoy an event

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Hɔƚɒmɘɿ ɘHƚ ꙅᴎiw ʏƚiɔƚ

she got dropped by the 1st punch by some boomer fake wrestler lady

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- _ @ w
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Do you think Max the weightbully can even see his shrimpy weenie through his enormous 300lb gut?

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but they do sometimes

its great

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Could you absorb his shot /heem/?

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is it illegal to sumo your opponent out of the ring

>Pick and rate
Natty Yoel v Natty Paulo
Nate Diaz v Showtime Pettis
Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier v Sleepay Miocic

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Why do you have so much of this shit saved, spammy?

>Kino storyline: DC heems Stipe and then wrestlefucks NGANNOU and retires as the GOAT and officially p4p king to make dana and everyone else seethe, meanwhile jones is 3rd behind khabib seething eternally and known to the public forever as a cheating roidhead dick pills sociopath
>Great storyline: DC Heems stipe and retires as the GOAT p4p king, giving way to the next generation aka NGANNOU
>Shit storyline: DC Loses a decision to Stipe and retires
>Worst storyline: DC gets heemed by stipe and then goes onto fight jones and loses again for a third time or goes on to fight ngannou and gets eternally heemed.

dont have ANYTHING saved its uploaded from startpage. grow up fatass. there's LITERALLY nothing on this drive.

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New to /heem/, redpill me on the scat spammer

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>Reality: Stipe dominates DC for 24 minutes and knocks him out in the last second, Stipe moves down and knocks out Jones cold in the first, Stipe defends his heavyweight title against Jones, who he dominates for 24 minutes and knocks out in the last seconds, Jones and DC fight at middleweight and do a double knockout, but Jones pops so he loses

yeah more like reddit storyline you faggot
DC will never ever be considered the goat considering he got heemed by the goat

You copied my post but i like ur kino storyline so its all good lad #100

Sup lads, I have an escort scheduled for the evening of the 10th. The Shev/Carmouche card is going to be shit, right? I’m not gonna miss much, am I?

He got no legs. Gotta do something to fill the time.

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of course not

punching is a better strategy though

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he is a disabled morbid obese faggot with no legs

Redpill you on him? who the fuck knows what his motivation behind spending his life spamming is, doesn't he realize no one bats an eyelid? if he was posting on Yea Forums or any other reddit central board, he'd get a lot of seething cunts and actually be affecting someone, here no one gives a fuck to even report him most of the time.

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Everyone calls max a weightbully but there's no way he's walking around at over 170, honestly he's probably 165 like everyone else in the division. If he's coming down from 165 that's almost a 13% cut and if he's coming down from 170 that's almost a 15% cut, there's no way he's coming down from higher weight than that. I heard someone say he's cutting from 180, that's literally a 25% cut he'd die that's not physiologically possible to do.
Max is lanky but he doesn't have a weight advantage so it doesn't matter. You're allowed to be lanky. He's still the same "size" as the other men in the division

>Feigning cardio issues to disguise the counter uppercut

Jones tier fight IQ right there

Stipe is mediocre, m8. It’s just that heavyweight is razor thin and half the dudes he fought were grandpas who were flushed years ago. First legit dude he fought in DC, he got brutally heemed. Jones would kill Stiopic.

I would like for Joanna to be the mother of my children. :)

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Did the man post the picture of the other men again did he

screenshot this post. stipe heems DC

>31
too late, she's flushed. much like her eggs. no thanks, hag

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This. He’s white noise at this point. My eyes don’t even register his posts.

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He might. He’s a heavyweight, he has power. Anyone can heem anyone at heavyweight. Doesn’t mean he’s good. I’m a big dude, I could probably heem DC if I somehow landed a clean, hard shot on him. Doesn’t mean he’s not way, way better than me.

Stipe also got heemed by Struve, who is terrible.

Literally this but for years
wow man post the "shocking" pics for the literal 1000th time
Were so trolled or whatever

Chaotic good, /heem/'s /box/-to-Yea Forumsweight champion.

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Here's your """"""""""""GOAT"""""""""""" bro

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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)20:02:16 No.94494064▶
>
> He might. He’s a heavyweight, he has power. Anyone can heem anyone at heavyweight. Doesn’t mean he’s good. I’m a big dude, I could probably heem DC if I somehow landed a clean, hard shot on him. Doesn’t mean he’s not way, way better than me.
> Stipe also got heemed by Struve, who is terrible.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)20:02:59 No.94494086▶
>
> Literally this but for years
> wow man post the "shocking" pics for the literal 1000th time
> Were so trolled or whatever
>>>
>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)20:03:59 No.94494108▶
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> Chaotic good, /heem/'s /box/-to-Yea Forumsweight champion.
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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)20:04:06 No.94494113▶
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>3.29 MB
> Here's your """"""""""""GOAT"""""""""""" bro

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>i could probably heem dc

Sure u could leaf u got this

>Meegan anderson official height is listed as 6'0
So much potential and instead she gets submitted by a school teacher. She's the one to stop the guy currently terrorizing the UFC WMMA division (Nunes)

Why did you edit out her brapper it's the best part

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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)19:38:09 No.94493441▶
>
> shes already taken
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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)19:38:58 No.94493455▶
>
> man if they adopted pride rules into UFC it would bring a glorious end to the wrestle faggotry that we are played with
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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)19:39:40 No.94493475▶
>
> rizin was based. jason herzog GOAT ref. makes me want to ragdoll a korean slut
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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)19:39:59 No.94493479▶
> All of you people posting 'manlet' are really tragically, transparently and epically insecure
> t. 5'11" and 3/4
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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)19:41:02 No.94493501▶
>
> >not using a proper cage
> What is this shit
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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)19:41:20 No.94493512▶
>
> >3/4
> Nice to tell us the dimensions of your dick you faggot
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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)19:41:50 No.94493529▶
>
> Yeah, by me.
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>Anonymous 07/28/19(Sun)19:41:52 No.94493532▶
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> Why cant we get a promotion that allows soccer kicks and elbows? Why does the ufc hold onto dumb rules after theyve been legalized for years?

he's a loser who has been shitting up the site for as long as i can remember. he is never not on Yea Forums if h's awake. if he's not here on Yea Forums he's shitting up other boards with porn spam and various personalities. spammed Yea Forums with cp for like a year straight

>You're probably wondering how I ended up here

Micro Min Smalloway

>taking my post out of context

Did you not see where I implied that it was incredibly unlikely and would be basically a fluke thing? I know your school system is shit, but c’mon, pick it up, Cletus!

>

He’s not small! He was just cutting dick to make weight!

Well Max isn't going to gas to his pressure, isn't going to get knocked out and is unlikely to get submitted. Max's striking is a lot cleaner and Tony is hittable. It would come down to does the damage of Tony win him the fight or does Max hurt Tony with his combinations and be able to put him away with a 200 punch combo.

not surprised the doggie doo autist is also a heem autist

>have not so great fighters
>compensate by letting them knee and kick each other on the floor

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Can't wait for Pettis to heem Diaz into retirement

>

She is enormous. Absolutely enormous. I think she's about 240lbs. That is big even for a guy. So no, I couldn't.

What was he thinking?

Tony is way too big for Max. Max is long and lanky, but his frame isn’t all that big. Poirier bullied him, and Tony is much bigger than Poirier.

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

>floored by the 1st punch some fake wrestler girl threw
lol what a fucking zilch you are

There are so many webms of animals attacking white girls. Do the animals know something?

>isn't going to get knocked out
Yeah fur sure Max's midgetbullying chin really holds up against grown men at LW, and definitely would hold up against a guy who cuts from 200 and mogs middleweights when he stands beside them
>unlikely to get submitted
Yeah fur sure i agree but i agree my man the purple belt will absolutely btfo the black belt

>literally didnt watch pride
Lmao

I think you'd be surprised.

You're a cazzie Max is a cutbabby. He doesn't beat any current top LW.

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In many ways, Shevchenko got better career highlights than Khabozo.

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I feel sorry for fighters who go from UFC to some Japanese organisation too quickly, because they were presumably clean in the UFC, and they've gone over and are now fighting presumably juiced-up fighters over in Japan, perhaps without having time themselves to get the juice game flowing

Rizin killed UFCte last night.
Roided anime fighters throwing soccer kicks to heads of downed opponents >>>>> gay sex cage hugging ufc meta. Dont @ me

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How does he get away with it

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A lot of the time, it’s because white bitches are dumb and want to get a selfie with a wild animal for Instagram. Respect animals’ space. They’re dangerous and unpredictable. If you put your head right next to a fucking jaguar or something to try to get a selfie, there’s a high likelihood you’re gonna get fucked up.

Yes. I would indeed be surprised if Max was competitive with Tony.

I know you're trolling but /heem/ really does attract idiots like this.

She's a big girl.

Simple. You can’t kill that which has no life. What is dead may never die!

>ynrw Tony mogged bisgoat

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>Bellator's Japanese debut will take place this December, as part of the RIZIN x Bellator series. The show on the 29th will be under the Bellator banner, and it will be inside a cage. Bader might defend his title & Fedor vs Rampage is in the works, probably for NYE.

Looks like Rizin NYE will be Rizin x Bellator instead of two events. Rampage in Japan again, that might be interesting.

>Sakakibara: This event didn’t have live major broadcast, but PPV’s sold rate was really high instead of it.

Interesting. The pacing of the card was excellent, unlike the cards where they have to wait 2 hours for the Fuji slot. Its a shame AbemaTV got tricked by One, Rizin would do really well there.

Well it honestly doesnt take that long to get the juice game going (personal experience), and if the Pride contracts are any indication, they know they're allowed, and pretty much encouraged, to juice.

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Call me a tool, but I don't think this knockout is THAT bad. I didn't watch it live though.

I mean you shouldn't be, go back and watch the first round of the Lando fight and imagine Lando doesn't gas.

Do you think DJ is juicing now he's in One?

she was literally ded on the canvas for like 5 mins

Lando has power, though. Max is pillowfisted at 145. Poirier was walking right through his shots.

It just doesn't look as bad as some of the other KOs. Take Askren's recent KO loss. Or take some of Schaub's losses. Heck, even take DC's stanky leg after getting kicked in the head by JBJ.
People were talking abotu this KO as if it was hard to watch, when you don't see the same said about those other KOs I mentioned.

This, there was no way that someone look at that fight and could thought that they were in the same weight class, disgraceful display

post your favorite tony

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Oh, and: She was only out for 5 minutes because she's a PUSSY.

Did you think Canboy was going to beat Tony?

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>when you don't see the same said about those other KOs I mentioned.
i have seen that though

Lmao
Based, this saved my evening

Max beats Zabit
Volkanovski beats Max
Zabit beats Volkanovski

Yeah youre right, but those KOs I mentioned were worse.

Did you watch it live or are you a cazzie?

Poirier would knockout Tony though

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I went to bed after Popov lost.

How many suicides will we see when Khababby wrestlerapes Tonee into that floor and wins the decision

He 100% is, One is basically a silicon valley startup but with MMA, blatantly plays favourites and heres what they have to say about roids:

>“Chatri said ONE does not carry out doping controls, but he insisted the culture of respect in martial arts – and the poor economic backgrounds of many fighters – meant drug-cheating was unlikely.”

Not that I care mind you, but top fucking kek at this answer

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I don't really think Cerrone is on the level of Max, and he still showed a fight with Max would be more than competitive.

why MJ beats former champions but loses to bums

Volkanovski is my boy but I think max just jabs him to a UD

Colby Covington vs. Robbie Lawler
Jim Miller vs. Clay Guida
Joaquim Silva vs. Nasrat Haqparast
Trevin Giles vs. Gerald Meerschaert
Scott Holtzman vs. Dong Hyun Ma
Darko Stošić vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu

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I like Tony but I want to see Khabib win because we'll have a legit 0-loss GOAT contender if Khabib can just beat a WW or some other respected guy after beating Tony.

Schaub never got slept though they just TKO's. Sleepy Ben was bad though

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this, he's basically Gooby 2.0 in that regard

Khabib is scared of Tony that's why he jumped the cage despite never having done something like that before in his career. He knew Tony was next and needed an excuse to not fight him. Then he called out a retired gsp. Look into it.

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I think VOlkanovski manages to close the distance and get TDs with his superior strength.

post fight webms

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Maybe, maybe not. That has no bearing on how Max would do against Tony.

Max has small dick energy he would stand no chance

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Imagine believing this. There were moments in the Max fight where Poirer was drowning in the pressure. If max wasn't pillowfisted poirier would have been done.
Tony gets it done

Didn't Porier dodge Nate? He doesn't want Tony lol

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tony is a very hittable guy though :^)

Schaub dopey-eyed and grabbing at nothing is scarier than Eye sleeping peacefully, in my opinion.

The Askren KO was something else.

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>tfw parlay ruined

UFC needs to cut a lot of the White fighters. They just suck and are boring to watch.
No flavor, no skill ... just bums.

I mean, it’s true Max is a dicklet, but he’s very technical. Can still knock the pussy out with volume thrusts. He managed to heem a kid into his wife, so he can’t be that bad.

>saying this when Cowboy/Gaethje just got booked

Idk but Reddit and /heem/ are going to be seething after their golden boy losses

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Dana should absolutely cut Jotko and that leaf faggot from yesterday, that shit was embarrassing

Every non roiding GOAT is white

I believe Dustin puts Tony away as well.

lemme stop you right there kid

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>aldo by submission

beast of a bet my guy

GOATby "GOATos" GOATington
Miller
Joaquin Phoenix
Trevin
Dong
Njekchekgugububu

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Yeah but you forgot the biggest factor that Max has a chin. Dustin put out Gaethje.

Tony has a good chin but he's more known for his great recovery like Edgar was. Max's chin is iron.

GODby
Miller
Haqparast
Giles
Hot Sauce
Stosic

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What a fucking retard.
Aldo is yet another dwarf who got bullied by Max.
Tony will manhandle him and end his bum life.
Imagine watching the same fight as everyone else did last night where Min got taken to 5 full rounds against a 37 year old hobbit and still think he's good.

>actually implying Tony makes a 25% cut from 200 down to 155
Tony weighs 180 like all the other lightweights

Colby
Miller
Silva
Giles
Holtzman
Stosic

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Tony's chin is low-key terrible. He's so great at rolling with punches, slipping with punches, and weird shit like lifting his chin over shots, that he just rarely gets hit clean. Whenever he does get caught flush he goes down.

Lawler
Miller
Haqparast
Giles
Holtzman
Stosic

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How can a penis so tiny beget a creature so disgusting?

I mean honestly, is this yellow shit monkey even human?

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>he missed the absolutely murderous mogging of Bisping
Tony is definitely bigger than 180.
If you actually think that Shite On The Bus cuts from 180 as well you're fucking delusional

lawler
miller
haqparast
giles
holtzman
ngubu

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Kids are just ugly in general, especially brown ones

>max is a cutbaby at 145
>got beat by dustin who is a cutbaby at 155 and would literally die if he tried to water-cut to 145
>therefore max can't beat someone who is his own size
>because he lost to someone way bigger than him
makes perfect sense

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You dont think he might have been coasting a bit? He didnt have to fight his best against Frankie because there was no danger of getting knocked out. There is a reason Edgar leads the ufc in octagon time despite being around 20th in total fights

That's not a person, that's Mini Blessed, a physical incarnation of Min's penis. That's the reason why he is less than 20 feet away from Min at all times, and is also the reason why there was a black void surrounding the lack of penis on Min- his penis was being projected into physical human form a couple of feet away from his body as a young boy.

Tony beats DC by corner stoppage

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His Nate is on the same level as Nate's

khabib is a cutbaby lost to tibau never won a story lost the third round won the belt agains #11 iaquinta and probably fucks a lot of sheeps and children in his town

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His Nate's okay but Nate's is a munster

Polish people aren't white.

Based 229'er not remembering that Dastin used to cutbabby at 145 when he was younger, just like Max is doing now. They are the same size, Max is just younger and he will be forced up to LW in a few years just like Gooby and Dustin were.
Dustin is not "way bigger" than him.

It is not possible to cut down that much, a cut from 200 go 155 is 25% which has a 100% fatality rate. Bisping is thicker and weighs much more than tony. Stop thinking that just because a man is tall and/or wide it means they are thick or have weight. Tony is a britte boned skinny 180 pounder like everyone else at LW. someone like pic related is 5'5" and 225 pounds and weighs more than bisping, tony, and woodley despite being much shorter than all of them and not looking as wide.
Weight and looks are not correlated. "Mogging" isn't a real thing.

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Prime Santino Edgar heems Rush Holloway

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Felder walks around at 193.6

So Max created a homunculus out of his own penis to be able to cut to 145? It actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

Aldo cuts a lot for featherweight, your obsessed with height. Frankie is still in top shape and is easily the smallest guy Max faced all around

She was out for like an hour, bro. Not even comparable to DC getting wobbled.

UFC Heavyweights are so fucking bad I could probably become champion off the couch.
6'4 245

>when he was younger

DURRRR DURRR DURRR

>Mogging isn't a real thing
OH NO NO NO NO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF INCELS

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I accept your concession

This is like if I beat up a 6 year old and then said 'I used to be 6 too so it was actually a fair fight'.

Literally the only people who talk about mogging are incels. I banged my gf this morning btw, how did you spend your morning?

just b confident breh

Colby
Miller
Silva
Giles
Holtzman
Stosic

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I feel sorry for you.

I ain’t sell no wolf tickets boy

i was browsing /heem/, why do you ask?

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Max is ducking DC

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Conor flushes Masvidal
streamable.com/jrew5

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>Has to bring up gf he may or may not have to prove himself to randos online
Quite cringe, insecure incel. Have sex.

Based

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Conor's pride will be his undoing

>Conor won the story of two fights and the decision of 1 at WW
What's Dana's deal? His record at WW is the same as his record at LW

>uses the term "mogging" to talk about fighters weight as though it has any merit then when called out just falsely asserts the other guy is an incel
Actually have sex, bong, and get a clue

Conors already undone lol, he came up when 155 was a trash division now all these guys would heem conor into a living death hence why he won't take any fights now. hes a pussy and a quitter and he will not be missed

We're coming Nasrat.

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> dustin who is a cutbaby at 155

citations needed.
Max couldn't make 155 in a week while being champ at 145, that's a cutbaby.

Get a clue, hit the wife, win the decision against the lawyer, have a shower, get a job, subscribe to ESPN+ for only $4.99 a month, take some HGH to make that narrow pea skull larger, have sex and win the story of at LEAST one fight before you ever come at me again, sexless incelito.

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Mcgregor vs Masvidal for the 165 pound belt soon.

literally 1 second in google mensjournal.com/sports/ufc-fighter-dustin-poiriers-battle-cutting-weight/

So what was Fwonkies gameplan? Get tagged on the outside and fail takedowns?

instagram.com/p/B0WmTu2ALq4/
#MOMCHAMP
does she have literally any chance against joanna?

Literally no one has ever called Dustin a cutbabby. He used to be a 145er.

you hanging in there, bud?

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NEWFAGS
that's from when he was FW

162.5 rounded up is 163. Make a 163 pound division, 165 is retarded every welterweight will just cut to 166

This.
Colby vs Marty Fake Newsman at WW
Gooby vs Masvidal at 165

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>Be Cody Garbrandt
>Get to choose which QT to breed with
>end up with an ugly plastic golddigger.
truly the most brainlet person i've ever seen

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That buzzfeed faggot trained for three months before losing so maybe a year would be enough

joanna heems her unfortunately
it's been a fun ride karatebros but there will be no #momchamp

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Why do women do this?

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This is like saying rda is a cutbabby even though he's moved up to ww

Does /heem/ hespect Cyborg?

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Can't see the page.
You can't compare his weight cut at 155 to Min's malaria stricken body at 145.

>He used to be a 145er.
I used to be 145lbs too.

no.

One of those type of dogs attacked my German Pinscher. The dumb lady owner probably adopted it from the pound or something. I didn't know those Terriers gor that big either

loser, go fap to megan olivi's feet

Are you a cutbabby?

he looks feminine there himself

the pretending to need a pillow after losing to nunes was funny

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maybe I fucking will.

How could I be? I used to be 145lbs.

>does roids
>cuts like 40lbs
>flushed by nunes
>completely exposed as a pillowfisted cardiolet by a walmart employee
no

Dustin has said that he was 176 in the cage against Min.
The fact that Min nearly died trying to cut to 155 against Bumbib would suggest he was around the same

I would

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For sure just make the wieght in 6 days and that 20 hour flight is no problem b

she throws bombs and she doesnt afraid of anything whats not to hespect

>the pretending to need a pillow after losing to nunes was funny
what do you meme by this?

Just making sure b

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>skateboard
Why?

If he wasn't a cutbabby he wouldn't need to cut to fucking LW as a FW fighter.......

Here's Dustin specifically saying he can't make 145. How is this even an argument.

mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/04/ufc-236-dustin-poirier-welterweight-future-eddie-alvarez-justin-gaethje

Did you guys even see the fight? You really think Dustin and Max looked like they were the same size? Insane.

Max seems like a nice guy to be honest
Why do you all dislike him so much?

still my boi

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All that make up and editing and she still looks like a dude

She's young and hip and totally a sk8ter girl

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yes

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Based 229'er. He is fucking 30, obviously he can't cut as much anymore.
This is the same thing that happens for all fighters. Khabib is starting to have seizures to make the cut, Conor had to move up, Dustin had to move up, Min is heeming himself with the cut.
You are such a cazzie

Imagine the smell

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This is how to do weight-classes:

125 flyweight
135 bantamweight
145 featherweight
155 lightweight
165 welterweight
175 middleweight
190 semiweight
205 light heavyweight
220 cruiserweight
220+/100kg+ heavyweight with no upper limit

clean, easy, allows for many divisions for men to move around and keep cool match-ups possible, two more belts but not too many so each belt is worth something without being diluted. Moved middleweight down because if it's the "middle weight" it should be closer to the middle and not high up. heavyweight is "openweight" because it's supposed to be the "baddest" so it should allow all men to contend regardless of their size to show they are the best in absolute value.
Prove me wrong

You are crazy.

hes a pillow fisted cut babby who gets exposed when he fights someone his size

brendan schaub lied to his followers about promises to post the pic after he lost the bet.
brendan schaub lied about posting the receipt.

came out with a pillow after the nunes fight mocking ronda

Remove flyweight and probably bantamweight and I'm on board

Any fighter who, when tagged, claps and taunts or shakes his head, I immediately unboy and dislike them forever.
Him doing that incessantly after every time Dustin hit him was infuriating.

make it Coed as well

>Dustin fights at 155
>Is average size for a 155er
>Max fights at 145 to have a size advantage over manlets
>Max fights Dustin who is bigger than him
>Max loses
Wow it's all so shocking

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making you feel like a pussy in comparison eh?

If he can't make 155 while being champ at 145, it either meant he ballooned Big Riggs style or that he is a cutbaby, simple as.
The man is killing himself and suffered brain damage trying to make FW, and he isn't a cutbaby ?

By your logic James Vick should be the best 155er since he's the 'biggest'.

>Cruiserweight
Oh cool let's make HW even more dilute.

Shut up Min, at some point soon you will be unable to cut to 145 and will be forced to fight people your own size and go on a career ending losing streak

Different user here, but leading up to his 2nd fight with Max Dustin said multiple times that the weight cut is getting harder and his time in the division is limited

clapping after getting hit is next level tactics

have they cut sam alvey yet?

literally the size of a bottle cap

Max is definitely a cutbaby but so are all the other top featherweights.

James Vick doesn't fight 5'6 fighters though. Vick also doesn't have the tard strength that Max has. Max is really good at getting hit on the head it's like his best trait. Even Porier couldn't knock him out.

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I don't know, I think maybe because he relies on his chin a lot. I don't think he's the greatest 145er.

I would be curious to see what his wife looked like pre-bogging. I feel like beneath all the plastic and makeup there was once a decent looking woman

The cruiserweight allows the guys walking around at 240-250 to cut down and contend with other legit athletes without having to fight against 350 pound sumo cardiolets

Also Vick is moving up to 170

Max is the Liddell of manlet divisons. Once his chin deteriorates even remotely he is utterly finished

It should be only openweight, manlets authorized to fight in groups but the groups combined weight must weigh less than 4/3.
For instance it means that Ngannou would be allowed to fight 3 Cejudo or 2 Tony.

height advantage != size advantage

4/3 of their opponents weight*

thanks based Brazil for the webms

Thing is Max's fights will look like Vicks when he eventually loses that chin. Vick is really unlucky if he had an iron chin he'd be everyones favourite instead of the most hated fighter.

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Max is a framelet and thus not a cutbabby

Literally all Max has is his reach. His style of stand at range and pepper pillows at dwarfs who cant reach you didn't work against Conor and it didn't work against Dustin either times

Of course he isn't that's just UFC marketing

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max is the longest lasting double a battery champion

All fighters are cans

by your logic lanklets should be the best mma fighters

Joe Rogan hated Aldo, that's why he's so obsessed with Max.

This, but except for Ryan Hall and Kyori Horiguchi

pretty based if true

Vick was the only 6'3" LW but there are plenty of 5'11" FW's

He just balloons out of camp. He was concussed at 226, not a weight cut issue

He said Max's style why do you keep generalizing everything. Do you think DC and Max fight the same?

Vick can't manage distance for shit.
He's not fighting tall, he fight like a regular guy despite being 6ft4 and glass chinned.

HES THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME FOLKS

I'm 5'7" and 220, pretty thicc boi and not fat, I'd cut down to 205 and be the manlet KING

James Vivk literally sticks his chin out and tries to weakily parry punches by shoving his arms out. He also has the Bisping issue of circling into punches, he fights nothing like Max

Never hated Vick, just frustrating to watch tall guys with reach fight like retards.

so by *your* logic, lanklets with max's style should be the best mma fighters.

He literally has had a smaller reach than almost all his opponents at featherweight. Why do you retards pretend to know MMA?

He's talking about UFC 223 where the commission stopped his cut the morning of weigh in day. He probably would have made weight too

>sticks his chin out and tries to weakily parry punches

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No, because when they fight in their own divisions they aren't lanklets compared to the other fighters, you retard. That's literally what I'm saying. Max's style doesn't work nearly as well on people he isn't significantly bigger than. Dustin beat the fucking shit out of him.

>Go ahead brother, I will happily listen to your story. Maybe afterwards you could help me with my ankle picking technique?

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>J-JOE MY BRATHA MAKE HIM STAP HE CANT BE DOON DIS HE CANT BE OUTBOXING ME YOU SAID I WUZ DA GOAT JOE HOWMI GEDDN MY ASS BEAT BRATHA

plus he took that fight on less than a week's notice and was out of camp at the time with no fight booked. There's difference between cutting water weight and simply trying to get in shape for a fight. If a 200lb fatty goes on a diet that's not a 'weight cut' in the same way as someone that sits in a sauna all day without drinking water.

>pic

Sounds finna gay, chief

by definition a lanklet is skinny... divisions aren't based on how tall you are.

FW and LW are like the same average height, it's a 1 inch difference in the average, max should be fine at LW in terms of reach if he is good. He can't do it because he's not heavy enough. Max is lanky therefore not a cutbabby

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Conor is the 4th richest athlete on the planet and the 12th richest celebrity overall

I proposed the theory that Max's arms are not as short as the "reach" data implies because of the way they make that measurement. Shoulder width is allocated into that measurement

What if Dustin's just that good?

>not cutbabby
>is so far above LW he can't make it on short notice
>yet fights a division below that
Min Smalloway is a cutbabby, he literally cut his own penis off to make weight.

It's not reach and height only, he's totally pillowfisted at 155, and his chin don't hold up as much.
A heavy handed pressure fighter like Gaethje at 155 would make short works of him.

disgraceful that frankie is such a lazy boomer fuck he doesn't fight in his proper weight class

Gaychee just immediately zombie-walking straight through the pillows and immediately beating Max out of consciousness would be hilarious to see

with lots of trt and epo yh for sure, without eeeeeeh 30% chance of winning

He's a king of cans. Tony and Khabib (the only two relevant 155ers) both kill him

>BW average reach = 68.8"
>Max's reach = 69"
Okay so he has the reach of a BW?

you're obviously new - but khabib also had to drop a fight at 155 before, due to not being able to make weight and going to the hospital. spoiler, but most fighters are cutbabys.

That's what i hope KZ will do in 2 years.

Conor moved up and won proving he's not just a cutbabby, as did Porier. Max moved up and lost because his style only works against manlets, proving he's a cutbabby. Max even lost to Porier and Conor at 145 because he didn't dwarf them in size.

Frankie is an anti-cutbabby, he is a samurai warrior BW who went up to LW and heemed their GOAT to become champ.
Henry will continue his legacy by heeming Min, Khabitch, Snoozeman, Whittaker, Jones, DC, Poones, Shevchenmk and Mandrade to be the unified GOAT

What do you guys think of Sugar Sean? IMO future bantamweight champion due to his size.

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On the other hand, his height forces his opponents to punch up at him, while his shoulders are held at the height of his opponent's face, thus lengthening his reach and shortening that of his opponents in practice

But that's the point is that any height advantage max has on FW he alos has on LW and as pointed out, he Max has the reach of a BW which is lower than both FW and LW. so he's not a cutbabby, he's actually at a disadvantage in his reach, so he's just really good.
Respect the blessed

130
150
160
170
185
210
Open

those are the proper weight classes

He tried to claim Florian and Edgar beat Aldo. He completely ignored how great Aldo's head movement and defence was but never shuts up about Max's ability to slide away from punches of much smaller fighters.

alse else equal, height is a disadvantage in a fight retard

Max would beat Kebab easily. Peahead was a bad matchup

>Some dude weed twink is a contender in your sport
If this isn't a dead giveaway the UFC is a compelte sham, then Idk what to tell yalls.

Did you get schaub'd recently?

>cutbabbying has literally anything to do with arm length
By very definition cutbabbying is to do with an unreasonably big weight cut because you would get BTFO in your own weight class, which Max does, and did.

What's his stance now that his peepee was revealed ?
I can't imagine Rogan lusting after/shilling a fighter without a beast of a hogg.

you just have this weird narrative that khabib and tony could fight at 145 but choose not to because they have too much integrity.

Colby
Guida
Nasrat
Geralt
Holzmen
Darko

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Anyone who is 5'9 or above with any measure of power in their hands is a bad matchup for him. Khabum would humiliate Min.

everyone relax man

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I was also wondering about this scenario too but I'm not sure how significant a role it plays

Literally what on earth are you on about? Of course they couldn't. You are genuinely retarded.

can i delete a thread here if i'm the one who made it?

>immediately stops the fight because she was knocked down
sick of this fucking SHIT
get it together, Herb god fucking dammit

You need to calm down

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THE KING IS coming BACK

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So then you're saying divisions should be based on height, not weight.

He has long arms he just has a bird chest and he looks like shit everytime he cuts weight. Bisping thought he had a stroke during an interview during his weight cut. Max couldn't even make 155 on a weeks notice despite being a 145er. Plus height factors into distance management. It's easier to punch down than up. People are taller, longer, and stronger at LW he would get demolished there. All these cazzies are putting so much faith into wingspan measurements, meanwhile the ufc has some intern use measuring tape to get the number. There's a video of Conor's wingspan being measured at 72 inch and his height at 70. He even measured at 71 inch height for one fight. Now he's 69 inch tall with a 74 inch reach. The eye test is the most reliable not some numbers. Frankie and Max looked like a stupid fight and it turned out to be stupid.

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No you can't newfag

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>@talkMMA

>Gooby Vs Also at 155
The ufc is SAVED

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One of these fighters is flushed

>SOURCE: A source tells me

My absolute sides

>Gets life mogged by Tony

He never left

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Both are flushed but I hope it's at 145 so you 229ers get to see what a real cutbaby looks like

Does she dick mog you bro?

This is not real, twitter is not a real source

I CALLED IT FAGGOTS, WE ARE IN THE TIMELINE

>Conor returns to 145 heems aldo and max
>heems porier at 155
>never gives khabib a rematch
>heem nate then paquiao
>everybody call him the greatest of all time
>khabib suicide bombs some ufc card

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Max is going to get outcutbabbied by the 200+ Volk. Fight fire with fire.

Kek would be based, but Aldo is flushed now

>has to get back into the good graces of the NYSAC. has some making up to do.
no he doesn't "dizzology"

With all fighters doing this stupid weightcutting shit they just end up fighting guys their size anyway. What's the point?

I never gave up hope. Based King Conrad "Big Daddy" MacGoobert is here to take over.

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Conor heeming Max at 145 would be based. Then everyone can shut up about Max being the goat fw.

One last run.

Wake Up José Aldo da Silva Oliveira Júnior

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I don't care what anyone says that fight was awesome and Kamaru was a 2-1 underdog

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I never thought I'd be saying this but I'm thinking Vick has the WW strap in 2 years time

nunes and cyborg would give their souls to look like this

Das would be pure kino, wow

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If this dizzology fag is lying we should all heem him because it seems like his only source is his ass

They have to cut weight because it is the norm and if they went up to their natural weight class they'd end up fighting bigger guys. To restore balance everyone would need to go up to their natural weight except for those that already don't cut weight like the Monkey God

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Was UFC 240 some kind of a joke?

nunes seems like a happy person

Why would anyone want to look like a sticc?

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Big if true

we dont post things like this on heem, sorry

Why does Dana keep saying Masvidal is too big for Conor? Doesn't he know he already had to fight a guy three times his size?

one more run at the strap, /heem/

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Return to the conscious world of the living, Mr. Aldo. The Left awaits.

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Friendly reminder that Joe Rogan is literally a closet homo fag and sucks Schaub's tiny cock on the regular.

imagine how flustered conor was when a manlet like masvidal gets called too big for you

Don't hate b

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He thinks he can bait Conor into fighting even though Conor is rich and doesn't care about Dana anymore

>he doesn't want to put his tongue up Megan's bum
twitter.com/espnmma/status/1155359044774891522

It's Conor's chance, no one will focus on the fact that Aldo is already flushed, only that he got heemed by Conor AGAIN

Wake up Khabestiality inbred goat fucker Numabitchmedov, it's all over lad

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This dizzology Boomer has "Redpiller" in his Twitter bio and a redpill as his background pick kek

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>thousand yard black cock stare
fucking whores

one last run at the strap, brather

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Dana said that Conor was pissed and he texted him about it
youtu.be/NFLMyCY7f0o?t=0m51s

OH NONONONONO HAHAHA

>black choker
true bbc queen

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When was the last time he won a fight in the UFC?

I cannot WAIT for Gooby to knock Flushed Jose out again so I can meme about how he is the GOAT for months on end again

how the fuck is valentina a 10-1 favorite against someone she already lost to

why doesn't he fight cowboy

>flushed vs washed
oh boy i cant wait

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>Gooby is flushed
He has literally never been rocked once in his life, he just needs to hit the treadmill for a bit and he is back in top form

nigga needs to hit the treadmill for a few years with how dogshit his cardio is

no, goby is washed

Corey Anderson turned down fights with Alexander Gustafsson, Luke Rockhold, and Johnny Walker

you're so new

Nate stunned him, Floyd wobbled him, Khabib dropped him. I still think Conor is good though it's just 155 is full of killers

Cowboy is already getting flushed by Gaycheese

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>dana: max looked small at 155. i don't think he can put the weight on
wtf? this dude is the biggest cutbaby on the fucking planet

145lb fight aspen ladd vs felicia spencer
thoughts?

I think conor's incapable of running long distances, so his cardio will always be trash.

Battle of the brapps

lmao gumcheese is gonna slip round 2 and get knocked out cold by falling into cowboy's knee

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>he's tall therefore he's big

Fighters that have never won a rematch:
Khabitch
El Duckuy
Cutbabby Diass
Maspeedal
Min Smalloway
Cuckald Cuckboy Cuckrone
Poovin Pee

Fighters that have won every single rematch:
"The Notorious" Conor McGregor
Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier
Ragin Al Iaquinta

>Nate stunned him
Wrong, Conor's cardio just shat the bed
>Floyd wobbled him
Wrong, Conor's cardio just shat the bed
>Khabib dropped him
He got knocked off balance because Khabib read that he was anticipating the takedown, feinted the shot and then punched. Conor is immediately up again and knees Khabib in response

right now what would be the biggest boxing match between a real boxer and a real mma fighter?

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Dad Cowboy Era ended like a month ago bro, we are entering the CTE Cowboy Era

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Imagine the smell. Aspen Brapp vs Felicia BrapHawg would be kino.

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He knocked out Jose twice. Rattled Poirier at least once and finished the fight. Max always bangs bro. Fuck outta here

Valentina Schevchenko vs Mike Tyson

Is it possible to achieve knockout power through training?

You forgot DCuck getting murdered by Jones. Stipe will continue Daniel Redditier's rematch losing streak.

October 6 2018 wherein he beat Khabestiality in the third round, as well as from a fight standpoint.

It was short notice cut and the NYC female doctors are the one that stopped it fucking idiot

Wilder vs Jon or Canelo vs Conor

Ngannou vs Wilder (won't happen tho)

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He lost to Porier at least twice my man and Baldo was flushed by Conor

Gooby vs Canelo obviously

Please no more MMA vs Boxing circuses.

>knocked out Jose
He literally did not knock out Jose once. Stop exaggerating to fit your agenda.
>Rattled Poirier
Yeah after Dustin got tired from punching Min's head a million times.
>Max always bangs
Yeah like last night when he went 5 rounds with a geriatric dwarf

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Who will challenge the Undefeated BKFC King next?

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He melted Pettis in 3 rounds

BJ Penn

You sound like you're having a mental breakdown.

>going five rounds with a guy whose career started when the UFC event numbers were in double digits
Min's stock is plummeting. He should have came out like a munster and put Frankie away to get back respect after his loss. He looked like shit and if Volk was the one against him Min would not be champ right now.

Any word on whether Kitaoka is still alive?

Adrien Broner and post yfw Artem is Kavanaugh's star pupil

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>using mannequins
P A T H E T I C

Yes please - not that I would watch it.

Wait, Cinnamon was MEXICAN?

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>there was Rizin last night

WHY DIDNT YOU GODDAMN PIECES OF SHIT TELL ME

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Volk stands no chance. Frankie would outclass him

Yes. They sent him back to the zoo to be with his family. Reportedly he is very happy eating bananas and throwing shit at visitors. He is recovering well and will return to Rizin in 2019.

nope. tony cured cowboy of his inability to handle pressure. you're about to see a swanger and banger like never before.

Oh for sure max is a munster for sure don't get lit up by a bjjbabby for sure don't get beat to a pulp twice by a journeyman for sure don't get wrestlefucked by mcnuggets

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>If Max was fighting this shitty manlet instead of that shitty manlet, he would have lost

Frankie couldn't even outclass Post-Conor Bumdo.

people did mention it, it is NOT /heem/'s fault
sorry you missed it.

Ortega landed zero punches in that sequence

Volk used to weigh 214. He is the cutbabby to end Max's cutbabbying. Always a bigger fish

IT WAS ALL OVER THE THREAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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Ortegas striking is horrendous, so wide

Frankie starched prime Chad in one round while Volkanovski got put on his ass by USADA'd Chad. Remind me how he beats Max?

Brock Lesnar is the GOAT

Nobody can convince me otherwise.

>MMA math
Some great minds in this general.
By your logic Schaub is the GOAT by virtue of Schaub>Mitrione>Fedor

Who is p4p the weakest guy on /heem/? I reckon it's that Canadian guy.

>durr u can't compare similar fighters beecuz dat's mmath at it's bad because reddit told me so!!!!!!

Probably unironically me. I weigh nearly 400 lbs and I can barely bench the bar at the gym. Can't do pushups or even walk very far without needing a break.

SCHAUB GOAT SCHAUB GOAT SCHAUB GOAT

I'm not going to sit here and lie to you m8, it's you

tell me something I don't know related to mma

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Remember when you made this exact argument for why Aldo would beat him?

i'd let you gas for two rounds and then piece you up in the third

It was good

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Can’t tell if you’re memeing but you need surgery dude

thicc

>Volkanovski used to be fat and he loves Game of Thrones, he's such a classy guy just like me

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/heem/ used to be good

i fell asleep after the dogshit poofc card, i am caz

instagram.com/p/B0bolBAH7rK/
rate alexa grasso's english

Rugby Volk heems Min

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>that image

rather watch her butt make sounds than her face

This. Volk is a boring shitter that couldn't even put away Aldo. No clue why anyone would boy a manlet that isn't even spicy.

Literal 235er

Pic related is one of the few manlets who deserve to be boyed

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Lanklets are the new manlets

Volk is going to embarrass Max

Max is flushed

If you think Conor is actually going to fight Aldo again you are a cazzie

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different people have different frames you fucking retard, 5'3" deron winn couldnt make 155 if he ate strictly iceberg lettuce for a year, 7'6" shawn bradley ate 6000 calories and spent hours lifting every day and never gained an ounce of muscle

OK no lying
>Type 1 if you've ever knocked someone out cold
>Type 2 if someone ever knocked you out cold
>Type 3 if both have happened
>Type 4 if neither has happened

This reveals the cazzies

What was the consensus of Neal vs Price stoppage? Kinda looked like early but he was reaching for skies desu

The next UFC card is horrible but it starts 6 hours earlier than usual for the benefit of european viewers

>LE EBIN RUSSIAN XD

who gives a fuck forty of those niggers are in the ufc hes getting flushed

5- i've never knocked someone out cold, never been knocked out cold but I've won the story of all fights i've been in

>3
Always in street fights, Canada is rough sometimes, thug life

early

4

As usual the designated bum of the thread is the Canadian

I've been in probably 6 fights total in my life, probably 3-3 desu never been heemed

>Nate stunned him
>Wrong
cmon buddy, be serious

stoppage was fine - 'early stoppage' is just a popular meme lately and every fight that stopped before death is considered an early stoppage.

4
I'm more of a volume striker

I miss him

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Except he's actually good and I'm gonna flush your asshole with my dick

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Niko was not given the chance to be a warrior, sad!

6 - I've actually killed people.

Really feel like Holloway will be diagnosed with cte before the age of 32

Yakasami stopped fights too early. Homeboy was told DO NOT STOP THIS FIGHT and he stopped it anyway. He is just as bad as Herb

4 unfortunately, I feel like I'm actually a gigantic pussy that lives out a tough guy fantasy through the UFC and /heem/

>also a boomer

I did push someone down though once, and got punched in the face at a club but didn't get knocked out

If Max wasn't fighting he'd be some meth head welfare POS like the rest of Hawaii

3

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>thinks stopping a fight is correct when someone is conscious and fighting back

kys faggot

ehhhhhh yooo nooooooooo iddiz wadda dizzz ehehehh

>tf
you're probably ex military, but answer the question

It's Dana's birthday. Say something nice

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Lawler
Guida
Silva
Meersc
Holtz
Stosic

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unironically the best ref ever, along with mazagotti

Oh for sure my guy don't drop 2 rounds to Jimmie Rivera bee

update him to 50

Schaub won

cte doesn't exist, it's a jew lie to destroy white sports culture

I actually didn't have a problem with the Cashoeira stoppage. She wasn't taking that much damage and was constantly in the fight. I understand that she wasn't defending well from a technical perspective, but I've never seen a fight stopped because someone sucks at MMA.

Floyd-Conor rematch

But if you really want real then Canelo-Conor or Canelo-Khabib I guess?

Amoral reptilian """"businessman"""" exploiting athletes and society's bloodlust by creating an organization akin to human cockfighting

I've won multiple thumb wrestling matches, if that's what you're asking.

cte exists in soccer and football so youre already wrong

>Yan was losing all the rounds until he won all of them

He's really good at lying.

can you gnp and take down in thumb wrestling

>B-But muh epin knockdowns!!!!!!!
For sure lets see how that works against a non-chinlet

new

if you watched any of cachoeira's fights on her hue bum circuit, they all played out similar to the shev fight except cachoeira eventually came back and won, she's basically a poor woman's elkins

that bunda literally made me say 'oh my god!' at work, loudly

can you post the associated face? because that bunda is cash

>i believe everything jew doctors and jew media tell me

you belong in a death camp

5 I've wrestlefucked tards before

lmao 5'3" 225 pounds, gtfo. He's like 5'5" he said so himself

youre already wrong

dont respond zilchmonkey

nobody gives a fuck about cte

Ben Askren VS Maxim Dadashev

based joe

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Lol he just gently put her aside and she falls down, that was the coolest part

*tree times

Robbie "Blood Orc" "Juiced to the gills" Lawler
Guida
Silva
Giles
Holtzman
Stosic

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Most FWs don't walk around at 155 you mong

based

The Predator will be champ before this year is over, guaranteed, i hope you and your mother believe it because it's happening.

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Only reddit neckbeards blame all of their grievances with the UFC on Dana. They think he is some Vince McMahon supervillain.

please be true

Thread full of newfag mcgregor fanboys, /heem/ really has gone down hill since mcgregor brought all u redditors and crossposting fags.

Are you guys gonna see this film?

It comes out September 13th

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Lose weight

Rape me - nirvana

>dUsTiN puT oUt gAyShEe
Gayshee has literally gotten cte while on camera. The UFCs lighy weights are trash. Its not like pride bushido days, its meme fighters who sell to wrestling fans like gayshee, poor rear air, connor " its only business," mcgaygor, etc. Tony isnt suppose to win, but the ufc is stuck with him.He's pepe in the ufc. They never will risk getting poo rear air cut up by tony.

Get back in the oven!

If one performance is enough to make you stand down. Were you ever really a fan anyway?

Slammed so hard she turned Asian