Colt Cabana signs with AEW

He was unironically good on Powerrr
Sandow took up his shitty comedy gimmick

Shitter. Why did they sign him? I hope he gets buried on Dark like the 10 man.

wtf we keep signing people I don't want and missing out on people I like

He’s probably been brought in for a backstage role. He’ll still wrestle occasionally, but he’s a good guy to have backstage. Also he’s great at commentating.

WE'RE FREE BILLY CHADS. TODAY IS THE GREATEAST DAY I'VE EVER KNOWN

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He and Yano produce nothing but pure comedy kino. Punketty seething. Also the guy deserves it. Modern indie wrestling would have never taken off without his Jewish business savvy.

Your tranny loving bf wishes he didn't have to kiss HHHs decisions every week but he has to get his cheque cut x while Colt Cabana lived the dream bouncing from NWA to AEW still doing what he loves

>Sandow is still champ and Question Mark

>comedy wrestler

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>YOU GO
>YOU GO

yay another comedy act joins the roster

It is.

Who are you quoting?

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If you don't get it then be quiet simp

Caring about a joke division that Strictly Business could take at any time when the real money is with Thunder Rosa and Nick Aldis

thank god. i can watch again without being hint hint nudge nudged by that superfag

>colt gone
>Anderson disappeared
>big fanny pack zicky dice taking the fed by storm
>crockett cup to further solidity the roh/nwa/njpw alliance
yeah i'm thinking the ten year plan is in full effect

>NWA/NJPW alliance
Literally never gonna happen

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Nick Aldis kinda killed that NJPW idea.

kojima and nagata already literally wrestled in the crockett cup last year ya simp

>tranny cope

And Jericho and Moxley have been wrestling in NJPW for years, doesn’t mean there will be an alliance

>two irrelevant boomer freelancers

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I just remembered. God damn it. I'm drunk.

Ohhh Renee let me suck in another golden nugget of pure shite from Haitchs bumhole to try and make myself seem relevant

Colt is meh

>cabana on nwa
>Yea Forums: holy cringe fucking jew

>cabana on aewho
>Yea Forums: holy based /ourjew/
fuck this board

They definitely needed more comedy shitters.

Colt Cabana in AEW?
More like CULT Cabana

AEWholet trannies:
>If he doesn’t sign with us, we never wanted him anyway. If he signs with us, he’s the second coming of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Redditors go back

Face it zoomer your boyfriend lost his titles he lost his manhood in UFC when he was knocked out like a bitch he turned Tony and Cody Big Bucks offers down to work a flat fee at Fox TV and now ya'll jealous he's left in the dumpster he deserves to be but you know what Tony will be that stupid to actually hire him

>whole thread is near anti colt

Okay.

So true it instantly triggered the trannies.

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I wonder if MJF and Colt are gonna keep up the Father/son gimmick from the indies

>OMIGOD NOW WE CAN SEE ORANGE CASSIDY VS COLT CABANA!!!!!

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JR:
>Who is it!?
Excalibur:
It's Colt Cabana! He's a legend in the independent scene, doing hardcore comedy wrestling, and he made his AEW debut on Twitter!

I wonder how people would feel if Colt ends up being more over than Kairi and Io.

this but unironically

>paycheque
it’s paycheck

Get on your knees, wh*teboi

He spent a couple years in the fed...zoom zoom zoom

ya seethe nigger

That's no way to speak to your superiors, Edomite.

>Colt Cabana
Thank you fuck Dog wanker, this faggot will never shit up any ring aside from AEW ones.

FINALLY THAT CANCER GONE

Kek. All I said was "tranny cope" and it worked you niggs into a seethe - too damn easy

cope

BOOM BOOM

>Colt Cabana
He's basically Joe Rogan when it comes down to comedy, not funny at all.

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Hahahahhaa!!!!

That'll put buts in the seats! Imagine wanting Cain, Punk, Morrison, etc and having to settle for... Colt. OH NO NO NO!

Reset the counter (3rd time today!)

>WWE relies on old niggas

Wouldn't be hard since cultists force themselves to think everyone in AEW are the greatest things in wrestling. That's why they're called cultists.

He'd be lucky if that's what he got. AEW already has a ton of people they can't find anything on TV for.

Killer Kross too...lol

Kike Kabana

Shit signing

He is probably laughing on the way to the bank. This means Cuck Cabana will get money so Punk can sue him again

Didn't Colt basically pioneer the type of comedy Orange Cassidy is known for?

Not gonna lie: I marked out during the buy-in when his music hit.

he produced the American Pie movies?

He's a cheap comedic jobber who's pretty well liked by other wrestlers and doesn't really demand anything huge from the promotion plus he's a master of moving merch and has experience doing commentary.

Also, Colt and Punk hate each others guts these days.

>has experience doing commentary
That's understating it. He's quite good on commentary. He and Ian were among the best things ROH had going.

Cabana is unironically better and I hate Cabana kek

Probably, and it will be terrible.

Money Mark Tawnny will give a contract to anybody won't he? lmao

kek these

>kike humor gimmick
WE'RE NOT HECKIN' WWE GUYS!!!!

That song is about suicide.

>not mentioning ricky and zicky kino
based pleb